/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46952600

thank you for setting the time query to the end of the video

>>46968779
NP

>>46952600
Never

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=821V3vk5JSM
4:06

>>46952600
ABSOLUTE GOD TIER KAMI THREAD
THIS IS WHAT JP NEEDS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey8ltplRrKU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMQrn4iASj4&t=111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MUIeurKl3U&t=54

>>46969340
Heh, yeah-yeah we all value your opinion anon. That said....
The Kappa's WEREN'T asking for your permission.
Your choices are either providing your human seed to river Kappa's or to the forest Kappa's. Don't dwell on your thoughts to long though because one of the two will end up making that decision for you and the last thing you want is to get caught between their rivalry for human semen.
Time is ticking and you likely ain't no naked snake either.

>>46975608
yamawaro > kappa
yamawaro in mythology from what i could find/read haven't killed humans at most get they get pissy but the water dwelling kappa on the other hand have been told to most certainly killed humans. this immediately puts the yamwaro leagues ahead of kappa sure they're rude but they wont kill you

I won't lie I would totally test some kappa gadgets after sweaty sex. It doesn't matter which, I'll even take a nameless kappa. Better one of them than a youkai.

>>46975608
Do I have to choose only one?

>>46976295
yes the best sex is faithful sex with the one you love most

>>46975695
The racism only makes the sex hotter.

>>46975608
>>46976295
What if i choose, none of them? I don't concern about mating with youkais

>>46952600
I hate kappa, they are wet and get everywhere on your pants

>>46952600
Kappa will stick their hands up your butt and steal your prostate. Are you sure you want to sex a kappa?

>>46977940
This is why you go with the yamawaro they won’t do such horrid things to you instead they’ll make you LARP with them and go on autistic tangents about their guns

>>46978191
>instead they’ll make you LARP with them and go on autistic tangents about their guns
Huh....
>Yamawaro captors: "Hehe, say the line anon"
>Me: "Ummmm oh shit umm okay...."
>*Lays down with Arisaka*
>Whatever close enough, not like they have moist nuggets in Japan/Gensokyo
>"I beg of you, grant me the strength to take this final prey. Let me linger in this world just a little longer. I have already slept enough for one lifetime... enough for an eternity. You have my thanks. I have to thank you... for waking me. If you hadn't shown up, my sleep... would have been eternal. Do you hear me, Snake? I am The End! I am here to send you to your ultimate fate! You'll make a fine quarry for my... final hunt!"
>Yamawaro captors: "Hahaha, this guy gets me every time. "Always makes us chuckle."
>Yamawaro captors: "Alright shows over, now get back to camp anon. It's time for your daily Snu Snu."
>End up raising some 20 little yamo's innawoods
Ehh there certainly are worse fates, sounds like your typical /k/ get together minus the feds and less of a sausage fest.

>>46977940
>Kappa will stick their hands up your butt and steal your prostate.
I thought Gensokyo Kappa's were a little friendlier to humans but you could just keep one of these fine South African inventions up your bum just in case, then they can have fun explaining to Eirin as to why their fist is stuck in a reverse spiked condom.
>Are you sure you want to sex a kappa?
They're short adorable dorks in spats under skirts with and a autistic obsession with tinkering. How could anyone possibly resist the urge to fill their wombs? They just tick all the right boxes for me.
I'd probably end up eating a lot of cucumbers till my cum starts to taste similar.

Takane would be a good wife

>>46978191
I want to wind up a yamawaro by constantly (confidently) getting basic facts about guns wrong!

>>46985802

*Nom*

Duck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMlrrOQBWyI&t=190s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXX-klnLiUk

>>46986242
Truly marriage material

>>47000272
How many children can yamawaro hips bare though?

>>47003363
As many that’s needed

>>47003363
A better question is how many can a human male give her before breaking.

You are not immune to yamawaro seduction (autism)

>>46977888
Not an option anon, you're forced to choose

imaging living in the woods of gensokyo but your landlord is takane who gradually increases the price of your house payment every month and warns of the "consequences" you dont pay it on time all the while she's flirting. eventually you're unable to pay it on time due to its price being boosted too much so she offers you a deal you couldn't refuse.
You get:
A home in the mountains with a great view
No more house payments
warm meals everyday
shooting lessons
a business savvy and loving wife
She gets:
(you)r hand in marriage

>>47020871
>black mail and extortion is le hot or something

>>47026450
Yes it is, tourist-kun

>>47015013
I chose: DON'T

>>47026450
It’s not black mail and extortion if she honestly loves you. This is just how she declares he feelings she’s too autistic to say it outright

>>47027865
>I chose: DON'T
What if they spiced up the deal anon?

>>47035253
Ass diggers charge too much money they don’t know how to set prices correctly. This is why you go with the yamawaro they’re fair with their prices