/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No. Why the fuck would I?

What the fuck?

Fuck no, my parents never even ask me that shit (which is probably a bad sign anyway).

You just don't do this man.

>>4696964
My parents stopped asking me that when I was like 17, when they finally stopped trying to give me "the talk" (that was fun avoiding for 6 years...).

That being said, I still live at home (21, attending college at the moment), although I own quite a few figures. I'm fairly certain they know by now, but they've never said anything.

I admitted to my mom I was gay once, and she was horrified, before I told her I was just fucking with her.

Enjoy being the elephant in the room.

I almost let it slip once when I was drunk and my sister kept questioning me about girls and shit. But otherwise no I would never tell my family. They probably think I'm gay but it's not like I care.

>>4696987
He's so fat he already is.

>>4696964
I'm sure he would have preferred it if you were just a faggot.

My parents thinks I'm gay too...

Well, I would never tell my parents...

But my friends at school know I like the little girls.

My sister and mom ask me if I have any girls I like from time to time. I just remind them that all girls are bitches and whores, themselves included.

You want to talk about awkward devolpments?

My parents thought I was gay until they found out I molested my little sister.

>>4697005
Well at least you're not gay!

>>4697005
I'm going to need further details.

God, I really hope OP is a troll.

>>4697005
How'd they find out?

So far I'm worrying about the day my step-niece and cousin say something they shouldn't.

came out. parents already knew.

>>4697023
Details are needed.

>>4697005
God, I really hope you're in jail.

My parents think I'm gay, it's probably a common thing here. I public trapped as a meido for my year 12 muck up photos (semi-neet induced anorexia gave me a killer figure) which my parents found funny, if a bit awkward. Later they heard me listening to a J-core remix with a really girly song, they haven't seen my J-pop collection though, which kinda weirded them out. Then I got linked to Gender Identity Disorder on wikipedia just as they walked in. Pretended they didn't see anything.
They suspect I'm gay and want to be a girl. Close.
If I was the little girl I'd be a lesbian.

>>4697038
I crossdress too, my parents just think I'm being goofy.

I don't know, I think mom figured out herself. She once jokingly said that maybe I will get a girlfriend someday when I find a girl that looks like one of them "anime girls".

>>4697005
I just know you're a bro.

>>4697038
>J-core
>J-pop

Stop listening to shitty music, you faggot.

>>4697022

You're fucked bro.
She told my parents.

>>4697014

Go search the archive. Long story short, I got sent to live with my grandfather until she moved out.

>>4697069
Don't exactly listen to much of the latter. Hell most of the stuff I've got is like an inside joke with myself.
J-core I enjoy.

>>4697081
Wouldn't know what to search, I'm sure putting "molest" and "sister" into a /jp/ archive searcher will come up with every post ever.

>>4697022
Oh god, me too. I was once playing with my little cousin, I think we were jumping and running around or something, and I kind of just grabbed her and starting tickling her while touching her private parts. She was just laughing at that time, but I'm afraid that someday she will realize what I was doing.

>>4697091
God damn /jp/ I've really gotta stop defending you on other boards.

>>4697081
You're not the guy whose father walked in just as you ejaculated on the little girl and then he beat you to an inch of your life, are you?

>>4697101
Why would anyone defend /jp/?

What the fuck, /jp/?

Fapping to 2D lolis: OK

Touching 3D little girls: NOT OK, YOU SICK FUCKS

>>4697081
What should I do?

>>4697114
Oh boy.

>>4697114
That's old /b/

>>4697119
Take responsibility, marry her

I'm horny now.

/jp/: it's pig disgusting 3d... unless it's your little sister

>>4697114

Negative. I just molested my little sister, no penetration or anything. Was nine years ago when she was still ten. She ended up telling my mother.

>>4697086

Try appending a grandfather there and you should probably bring it up. Think I posted about it in early 09'

>>4697155
OK but if I get v& for searching for little sister, grandfather, molest I'm holding you responsible.

>>4697167
What about if a little sister molests her grandfather?

>>4697169
... Nice.

>>4697155
Oh... you did it when they were kind of old.

Mine was around 3. Hopefully they forgot.

>Oh my fucking god guys, my life is over. My life is FUCKING OVER.

>She screamed so fucking loud my parents came downstairs to see what happened. And then she told them, she fucking told them and they told me to get the fuck out of the house. I slept in my car last night two miles from my house.

>My father called me and told me to come back tonight. I came in and my grandparents (My grandfather is a pastor) were there and they just looked at me with such utter disgust...like wanting to fuck my sister is just as bad as killing her.

>They told me to wait in my room, that they were going to talk to me in a minute, and I'm typing to you for help /jp/.

>WHAT
>DO
>I
>SAY

Somehow, I don't believe this story.

One time my sister and grandpa were in the room with me while I was doing some homework. My grandpa told my sister that if she didn't take her underwear off, he was going to "fucking kill her". Needless to say, she took her underwear off. He put a makeshift ballgag in her mouth made from a sock and some duct tape to prevent my parents from hearing the screaming. Next- he told me to take my underwear off or "I would be fucking next", as he started to cut my sisters abdomen with a swiss army knife. He made me fuck the hole he cut in her stomach, while I weeped softly and wished I was somewhere else. Afterwards, he took his pants off and told us that his PENIS was the snake that made mommy and that if we told her, it was going to poison her. My sister died that night from internal bleeding. And I have been a nympho ever since.

>>4697183
I searched for little sister molestation while my ISP is possibly monitoring me for this?

>>4697154
Problem? That's the way it's always been.

>>4697194
That's what happens when you don't read your SICP.

STOP MOLESTING LITTLE GIRLS, ANONS, THEY NEVER FORGET

>>4697201
This. Fucking this. Enjoy getting blackmailed. It sucks, man.

>>4697206
Not exactly what I had in mind, but if it keeps penises away from little girls I'm OK with it.

>>4697201
I was younger and inexperienced.

I NEEDED TO SEE AND TOUCH.

>>4697206

Is that to imply your sister is now blackmailing you because you just HAD to go feel her up when she was six or so, Anon?

>>4697209
Don't defile the precious loli for that, just pop a collar and pick up a drunk girl or something.

Reminds me of that time when I spent two weeks sleeping with a host family near Brighton.
I semi-inadvertently purposedly let my hand slip into their ten year old daughter's panties.
Fun times indeed!
I remember buying an old Jimi Hendrix record the same week.

I honestly believe pedophiles should be given the death sentence.

>>4697218
Yes it is.

>>4697233
I honestly believe you don't belong on /jp/.

If you guys hate 3D, why do you like your imoutos?

>>4697236
I wish I had someone to blackmail me...

>>4697233
Because some little girls aren't bitchy enough to accuse their siblings of such things for no reason at all.

Also, 3D pedos are horrible people who will get raped in jail and it'll be glorious. 2D pedos are OK people most of the time, but will be raped for a literally victimless crime.

>>4697236

I don't suppose you feel like telling a story, then? Because you have a pair of ears ready and willing here

>>4697233
This.
You guys are the reason lolis are being banned.

>>4697232
Was she asleep as well? Did you just kinda slide your fingers across her slit and then move your hand away, or let it sit there for a while?

>I honestly believe pedophiles should be given the death sentence

Pedophiles should not get the death sentence. That's not to protect the pedo, it's to protect the loli.

Think about it, suppose if you rape a loli and get caught it's death, and if you murder her and get caught you still get death. Seen as the two results are the same, you're much better murdering the loli after the rape so as to make it more difficult for police to catch you.

>>4697241

Sisters are different.

Even after my little sister ratted me out, she's still been close to me. Just not physically.

Probably the only social contact I have with the world is when she calls me every week or so.

>>4697259
Nah, I was giving her a piggyback ride and let my hand slide from there.
I don't really know why I did it, tho.
My libido is a scary thing at times and I have to say that my not having a little sister is a proof that there is a merciful god.

>>4697264
Unintended consequences~ But still, harsh penalties should apply for any form of rape.

>>4697265
Wish I had a little sister. I've got a little brother, an elder brother and an elder sister. Little one wants to be gangster/metro, elder is an emo NEET and elder sister's OK for the most part.
All of us have incredible self-esteem issues by the looks of it though. 2 brothers cannot take any form of criticism, and sister takes joy in incoveniencing others at times. Helpful the rest of the time though.

Me? I'm on /jp/ talking to paedophiles.

>>4697274
I think all forms of rape or molestation should be given the death penalty. They've destroyed a life emotionally, so their life should be destroyed physically.

>>4697233
Fuck yes, death sentences for thought crimes.

I've only molested in their sleep.

>>4697282
Going overboard into /r9k/ trolling material bro. I agree punishments should be upped, but not that far.

>>4697282
Molestation destroying lives is an exaggeration, people only use it as a cop out.

>>4697282
So you're saying you don't give a shit about the victims you just want to sate your bloodlust by punishing the perpetrators?

>>4697287
Molesting a kid isn't a thought crime.

>>4697293
"Pedophilia" is though. You can be a pedophile and not take action.

>>4697293
Pedophilia is a sexual inclination.
Being attracted to children doesn't mean that you have molested a child.

>>4697293
Being a pedophile doesn't mean you molest kids.

>>4697282
I think they should just cut off his dick or in the case of a female sew off the vagina so they can never do it again.

Would probably make for a better deterrent than jailtime too.

>>4697309
I think they should make children uglier, so they wouldn't be so attractive.

>>4696964
I don't think my father will understand my complex needs.

>>4697312
The childhood obesity thing is probably part of a plan like that.

>>4697312
They're already ugly.

>>4697309
>in the case of a female sew off the vagina so they can never do it again.
Surely you mean give them a highfive and a teaching position, right?

Thread started out somewhat decent now it's just trolling, yawn.

>>4697313
Someone out there has this fetish.

>>4697319
Thread was shit from the start.

You guys do realize that pedophiles and child molesters are different things, right? Condemning a person simply for a preference, if they never bring any harm onto anyone as a result of it, is silly.

It's not like pedophiles choose to prefer children anyway.

I think castration as a punishment for rape of any sort wouldn't be entirely unfair though, IF there were no chance of wrongful conviction.

>>4697316
True, I guess.

>>4697318
And a talk show and lots of comforting words, "Oh she can't help it, the poor woman, society stands in the way of her love."

I liked that one joke on SNL where the guy who had sex with his teacher died in a tragic high-fiveing accident.

>>4697318
No. She deserves the same punishment.

>>4697327
Back in my final year of high school I got into a very public debate using this argument, purely because of '07 /jp/ leaving a good impression of 2D pedos on me.
I didn't have friends after that.

>>4697330
Everyone knows you can't censor their love.

>>4697341
I don't see why. I cannot see any sort of downside to this. Unless she's like fat or something.

>>4697320
THAY IT IN RED

>>4697341
He was making a joke about how it currently works.

>>4697342
/jp/ has only existed since February 2008.

>>4697352
Shut up, newfag.
I've been on /jp/ since later 2006.

>>4697352
Actually, the beta version of /jp/ was open to subscribers with gold accounts for almost a year before that.

>>4697352
Well it's sad it couldn't even last 2 years.

>>4697358
Remember when moot accidentally deleted the board? Good times.

>>4697352
Touhou hijacks were pre-/jp/ /jp/.

Hey guys, remember when /jp/ was good?

>>4697365
It was never good.

>>4697362
Don't associate me with those turds that did the hijacks.

>>4697369
Compared to most of 4chan it had around 3-4 seconds where it was good. Then the first post happened.

>>4697371
I meant that the content's exactly the same broski.

>>4697362
No, they were pathetic attempts at trolling, and only because of the other members of /a/ trolling the pre-/jp/ threads.

>>4696964
Starting with the underaged crap, there's just so much about this trollpasta to hate it's fucking unreal.

Congrats, your fail is the strongest.

>>4697378
>Trolling
>Touhou
>Derailing
So it was /jp/ before /jp/ existed, right?

>>4697392
/jp/ was just as shitty when it was /a/.

>>4697406
Shittier, actually. Our only genuine "oh shit, moot's pissed" sticky was about the incest blogging crap that came here from /a/ after the split.

>>4697438
I don't know what's the problem with incest blogging tho.
Sounds to me like the kind of shit everyone here loves to read.
Hell, I'd read the book and watch the movie.

>>4697438
moot doesn't care about us, which makes me sad.

>>4697447
There's gotta be some sort of incestual equivalent to Lolita. That's not Oedipus, which has a distinct lack of imouto.

>>4697454
If you love moot caring about you so much, why don't you go live there?

>>4697454

moot not giving a shit about /jp/ is the best thing to ever happen to us

>>4697459
I'd figure Sade has written about incest at some point but it's probably end up being some SM shit.

>>4697454
The less moot gives a shit about us, the better.

>>4697447
Yeah, well, this shit was 100% Kimmo-stylin' pedoriffic, and it led to a "V&," hence the upset.

P.S. Don't do it again unless people want the cops at one or more people's doors trying to convince their roommates/parents to rat them out for molesting their sisters (or neighbor kid or dog if one didn't actually have one IRL.)

>>4697485
I'm pretty sure the cops like incest too.
What kind of cop browses 4chan anyway?

>>4697485
But Stabler and Benson are cool bros. Also I fapped to the one episode where Benson got the ugly dude to lick her boots.

>>4697493
Stabler is a sexy beast.

>>4697489
The same kind that lurks in chatrooms and pretends to be the little girl.

>>4697498
I know, my heart skips a beat every time he brings out the handcuffs.

>>4697438
I want to read this sticky but am apparently too retarded to query the archive properly and find it myself.

>>4697500
You know, put that way, this makes me want to change my major to criminal justice.

>>4697504
Remember Meloni in OZ? Oh god, the things I'd let him do to me.

>>4697509
You can go vigilante with that shit, bro. Don't bother.

>>4697509
"Detective, please stop masturbating at your desk. And stop taking the CP bait photos home."

>>4697513
Oh wait, that's true. I can already bring fear to pedophiles all over the world under my 13 year old girl alias from the safety of my inflatable bed.
>>4697514
Ever heard of profiling ?
You have to get in the perp's mind, I tell you.

Aww can't we return this thread to its original topic?
Being - "Have you told anyone about your waifu"

Well I've made it known to my friends who like anime about mai hasubando. They think it's funny.
I don't dare tell my parents, they will think it's weird and my love life is really none of their business in the first place.

>>4697554
Ugh, you have friends.
Feel free to leave.

>>4697554
Who is your hasubando?

>>4697554
Female detected?

>>4697568
No.
I'm a man.

>>4697554
So who is he?

>>4697568

Ain't nothing wrong with a bit of faggotry, Anonymous.

>>4697568
Lol yes above poster is not me.

Mai hasubando is Kyon a la Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu.
I'm really just in love with Tomokazu Sugita and the voice work he does, and how he voices Kyon as a sarcastic bastard with an essentially good inner core. Kyon is a normal guy trapped in a supernatural world, and how he deals with that is why I like him.

>>friends
My friends that I see once a week at Anime Club, other than that I have no friends. Don't worry /jp/, I'm ONE OF US.

>>4697586
Stop trying to stir a shitstorm by pretending to be me.

>>4697586
Closet fag detected.

>>4697586
Good thing I'm already listening to Eiji's theme from Toshinden 1 on loop, or this post would make me both butthurt and mad (AKA buttmad).

>>4697586
You have shit taste in husbandos.

>>4697586
Also honorary mention to Batter as my runner-up hasubando, he is just so sexy and defiant especially with KINZO CAPE~~

I want to hear the whole VN voiced with his seiyuu from the anime, Ono Daisuke. it would make me cream my panties.

archive this shit

My mom never asks me but she's probably receptive to the idea

Remember pupu?

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Waifus don't cheat, get in arguments, try to change you, get fat or pregnant. They always stay the same, and they will always love you.
What parent couldn't get behind that?

>>4697623
But they can't grant them grandchildren.

I have siblings that will most definitely give my my parents grandkids, like my sister who is a slut.

So glad i'm not going to be shouldered with that responsibility/guilt. I don't want kids even if I had the a successful marriage and had that opportunity.

Even when my parents met my ex girlfriend they thought I was gay, I think its kinda funny.

>>4697645
I only want to have one kid, and I want it to be a girl. And I will devote all of my time and attention to her and attend all of her baseball games.

>>4697623
>try to change you
They want a girl to change your hikikimori ways anon.

>>4697655
To be honest I couldn't stand having a little boy. A daughter's something I'd love though.

Sucks that she'd have my genes though.

>>4697655
as long as you won't sexually assault her like all the other 3D pedos in this thread, I'm okay with that.

>>baseball
Don't be one of those soccer mom-type parents that pigeon-holes their kid into a sport or musical instrument before they're even fucking born. You dont know if the kid will even like it or not.

>>4697600
You're just further proving >>4697597 right.

>>4697655
>And I will devote all of my time and attention to her and attend all of her baseball games.
Instead become Micheal Carpenter and breed like a rabbit, and be the fist of God.

Also I want a little girl, I think being important in the nurturing of someone to adulthood'd be the best thing ever. I'd be okay with a boy, but I'm not exactly the pinnacle of manliness or whatever, so I think a girl'd be easier to deal with.

>>4697677
My husbando is Johnny Depp. Is my taste bad?

>>4697665
I would never touch my child indecently, that's disgusting. And I'd attend her games or recitals or whatever she likes doing, I never understood parents who hate going to see their kid do stuff, wouldn't it be amazing to see someone you've raised demonstrate his or her talents?

>>4697693
You make loli raising sound kind of fun for a change.

>>4697693

I agree with you, if you brought someone into the wrold be supportive of them! They need for you to care to further their motivation, and seeing something you essentially made be really good at something'd be awesome!~

God, its sad I'll probably never get to have a kid, haha.

>>4697711
Adoption, then you can at least pick what they look like and make sure they've got no obvious physical deformations.

And, of course, know they don't have any of your genes.

>>4697722

Shitty genes are why I wouldn't want a kid to be madeof my genetic material.I was speaking more of being with a partner who'd want to adopt, adopting when single is pretty much impossible, so I doubt I'll ever get to.

I don't know, its sort of a silly dream in the first place, but I'll try my best to some day raise a child.

My mom thinks I'm gay because I do my hair and wear makeup.

;_;

>>4697755
My hair's getting pretty long. I joke around that it's because it was a symbol of manliness in Sparta. In truth it's because I'm lazy, afraid of hairdressers and distinctly effeminate and happy about it.

>>4697722
A single female might be able to adopt with difficulty. A single male? You'd be lucky not to get arrested for even trying. Because everyone knows that females can't be paedophiles, whereas all men are.

>>4696988
You should have told your sister you were in love with her.

>>4697778
Stop sounding so butthurt about double standards. We all know they exist, and nothing will ever change them in the near future.

>>4697786
Not that guy but I actually am in love with my older sister. Makes family reunions kinda weird.

>>4697778
>Because everyone knows that females can't be paedophiles, whereas all men are.
You mean attractive females can't be paedophiles. Hambeasts can.

>>4697091
If you didn't show her your penis or try to put it inside one of her holes, I wouldn't worry about it.

I get the feeling this other guy you're talking to like, seriously got some skin on skin orgasmic contact going.

>>4696986
always makes for teh lulz

>>4697793
I am that I guy and I'm in love with my older sister as well. But I wouldn't have said anything even if she didn't happen to have a boyfriend who was with us at the time.

The pressure is almost unbearable, I'm the only male of the bloodline this generation, all my relatives of my parent's generation had girls. So all my aunts and uncles and grandparents are putting pressure on me to get married and have a son, my aunts constantly ask if I'm gay because I don't have a gf, my grandparents are upset because when my dad was my age I was already getting ready for elementary school.

Also having a hobby like being a trap makes things even worse. If I had a kid, I'ld want a daughter that I can dress up like a high class princess.

>>4697824
My older sister has a boyfriend too, kinda sucks that he's kind of a douche and I'd be a much better boyfriend than him.

>>4697833
Damn that sucks. My sister's boyfriend is actually a great guy so I don't feel too bad about it.

I would never tell my parents about my waifu, but I did tell them I was gay once. They were awkward around me for about a week and then blocked it from their memory beyond that.
They still ask me about marriage but I've long given up on trying to explain anything relationship-wise.

I just feel bad for posters like >>4697827 because I'm the middle child so the pressure isn't as intense.

the death penalty?

for rape?

seriously?

When did 4chan become inhabited with such pussies?

That's seriously the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. You guys need to get over your Christian guilt or w/e and stop being so uptight about sex. Jesus fucking christ. It doesn't hurt anyone, that's just sensationalized by the media. Anyone who acts like they are unable to function because of rape is just an attention whore taking advantage of the situation.

二次元の乙女が大好きですがなぜそれについて誰かに告白するかこのキモス
恥知らずオタ

>>4697847

Its not pleasant, so it should not be condoned. Its more a violation of rights than anything. I don't expect to be raped going to the shops or w'er.

I mean, people get over it eventually but unless it has happened to you, you can't really comment too much.

>>4697844
It's not like he beats her or anything but he's really stupid (he falls for identity theft scams about once a month) and he already has a kid with this insane bitch that will probably poison my sister in the future or something. Basically she could do a helluva lot better than him.

Why do you guys care so much about familial pressure to have children?

What can they do to you for not having children? I mean, it's your life, why should you have an obligation towards your family to make a life decision that has far reaching implications to your life style and/or quality of living.

Another question I always wanted to know the answer to is why the fuck do they care so much about "continuing the bloodline" and other such bull shit, as if implying that it matters in the grand scheme of things?

If my family ever pressured me, I would just laugh it off. If they went further, I would start a friendly argument.

>>4697861

I think familial pressure is dumb, and if you want kids you should have them. There's an aging population though, so I guess keeping a sufficient number of children around is good for society as a whole, but if you don't want children it shouldn't be forced.

Basically do whatever you want, its your life, so long as it makes you happy.

>>4697847
excellent troll 8/10 thank you for this

It should be classified as a mild violence (inflicting non-life-threatening injuries) or whatever's the legal term.

>>4697861
>Why do you guys care so much about familial pressure to have children?

Because my parents clothed me, fed me, and gave me a house for 18 years, and then paid for my college education.

I really doubt any of us are qualified to write policy on things such as rape.

>>4697874
>paid for my college education.

lucky fuck

>>4697874
Consider showing your gratitude in a different way. It probably can't be helped though, if you want to have children there's no stopping you. Even ugly pedophiles with terrible personalities can father children.

I tried reading this thread but saw a whole bunch of child molester chat what is wrong with you people.

>>4697861
I couldn't give less of a shit if I were laughed at by distant relatives at a family reunion or something like that. My mother genuinely thinks I'm unhappy because I don't have a girlfriend, and knowing her, probably can't sleep at night because she blames herself for somehow raising me wrong. I feel so bad every time I have to give her the same 'No, I still didn't find anyone.' line, but what can I do? Even if I wasn't completely disinterested in relationships, I'd have no way of finding anyone with my set of socially unacceptable hobbies. I never talked to a girl, aside for a few awkward lines about the time or whatnot; what am I supposed to do when dating, and even conversation has 236472 unwritten rules I'm somehow supposed to know.

I just wish I could get her to somehow hate me enough to completely stop caring. But she probably wouldn't hate me even if I raped and murdered a little girl in front of her. Feels bad, man ;_;

>>4697884

Its /jp/ everyone is fucked up in one way or another.

>>4697874
There are other ways to show your appreciation for what your parents have done for you without making life changing decisions. Or you could just stop being a moral fag and cease caring about such things.

>>4697884
Allow me to be the first to say, with sincerity and not a hint of malice or disdain, welcome to /jp/ - Otaku Culture.

>>4697884
Welcome to /jp/, enjoy your stay.

>>4697886
Whenever I've gone on dates (ib normalfag) I always act super aggressive and point out every little faux pas that the girl does. It usually just gets them flustered and unwilling to criticize me.

>>4697861
Luckily my parents don't care if I have children. I've mentioned many times that I never want to have kids and they didn't mind.

I really don't know anyone whose parents pressure them to have kids. I thought it wasn't that common anymore other than in some Asian cultures.

I don't think I could get a GF even if I tried, I mean being a trap and all is like a female repellant, I'm also kinda passive and can't find anyone that meets the criterias... hell I don't even look for really pretty people, just the personality/hobby stuff.

>>4697911
True love knows no androgyny. Ganbare anon-kun.

>>4697907
I can already tell you probably have some of those past dates in the freezer with expiration dates on them.

>>4697861
If you have familial pressure you should tell your family if they can raise at least 1 million dollars, so that you never have to work for the rest of your life if you invest it properly, then you'll give in and make sure to further burden the overpopulated world with more kids, who will most likely turn out retarded, because each generation in America lately is stupider and more lazy than the last.

>>4697911
>I mean being a trap and all is like a female repellant,
Not really. Some people like that sort of thing.

>>4697893
>>4697895

Man now I know how angry that makes people when I say that.

>>4697924
If by "people" you mean "ugly hambeasts", then yes.

>>4697911
You can get a girlfriend as a trap far easier than you would be able to get one as a girl. You can get a girlfriend for easier than you can get a boyfriend as well. Women seem to be more accepting to kind of fudge their sexuality a little than men are.

>>4697933
Either you're just an ugly fucking trap or you're not looking right

>>4697933
Not all of them are ugly hambeasts. I've met a few cute ones.

dang I wish I could find a girl like Shouko, well maybe without the tazer part.

>>4697946
>without the tazer part.
Wow.

>>4697935
I'm going to have to disagree with that...

How the hell do you muster up the courage to actually molest a little girl? Just thinking about going that far scares the shit out me.

I mean I was tempted with my loli cousin, but the furthest I got was to give her piggy back rides with me holding her pantyhose clad thighs my hands just slightly too far up as her body bobbed up and down against my back.

>>4697946
But the taser is the best part.

>>4697956
I'm ok with the eye poking and other abuse but I really don't like being tazered.

>>4697958
Then you would be wrong, or your face is hideous.

>>4697959
You just ruined the time I spent with my cousin permanently.
She was an adorable little asian girl that I gave piggybacks and she pushed me through a fence at the airport. It was awesome.

I hate you so much right now.

>>4697935
Nice BS there, Anon. Almost had me going for a second.

>>4697958
I'm turned off now. After listening to visual kei for several years, this is probably where you stopped reading the post so now I can say whatever I want tra la la la I watch Sesame Street in the morning because I'm unemployed and don't have anything else to do do-de-do-do I hate Elmo's World bababa I think there needs to be more Oscar the Grouch. Thanks everyone.

>>4697964
There are cultural differences, it is usually frowned upon in asian countries, even in japan.

>>4697973
Ah, this is true. I forgot about that.

>>4697958
>>4697970
No, come on guys, he has a point. Lots of women like effeminate men anyway. I mean look at all the chicks that were obsessed with Leonardo Di Caprio. Hell I have even met a few that are obsessed with gay guys. If you're a cute trap, you definitely have a good shot at getting a non-ugly girl.

>>4697946
That's the best part.

>>4697977
Is that really the most recent example of a vaguely effeminate famous man you can muster? Have you truly been out of the loop of mainstream culture so long?

>>4697977
They like effeminate men when they're on the pill, because it tricks the body into thinking it's pregnant, and they're no longer after men who'd produce good babies, but men who'd take care of those babies.
But if she's on the pill then she's engaging in sexual activities so noone on /jp/ wants them.

>>4697985
Personally I'd turn gay for Leo.

Because he's Leonardo DiCaprio.

>>4697988
What if she's on the pill FOR YOU? SHE WAS WAITING FOR YOU!

>>4697977
This. Fucking this.

>>4697985
...yes ;_;

NO WAIT

There's that dude from Twilight.

>>4697993
Then she expects sexual activity. And for /jp/ if she even realises she's got something beneath her clothing she's a slut and he doesn't want her.

>>4697997
He's not that effeminate looking.

Ehh I don't think being effeminate is the key point, but rather just being someone who pays attention to how he dresses and looks.

You'd be surprised how much more attention you get from modifying those details alone.

>>4697977
Not that guy, but one in a similar situation; and in my experience, there is no fucking chance whatsoever.

It could be the fact that I'm an Ausfag, but I'll be honest in saying I've never seen a real life scene girl, goth or anything that would denote a woman with that sort of interest.
Unless everyone is unbelievably good at hiding their kinks, they're all more vanilla than ice-cream.

>>4697997
I'm going to throw you a bone here, just mention emos. Chicks dig them and they're crazy effeminate.

Come on guys, everyone knows that social skills are the most crucial aspect when you want to create a relationship.

All you guys bitching about looks don't have it nearly half as bad as all of us Anons with non-existent social skills. To top it off, we may or may not be ugly mother fuckers as well. Be thankful you can at least carry a normal conversation without being awkward.

>>4698009
;_;

>>4698004
Australian here, who was in highschool recently.

There's lots of scene and emo girls around.Try heading to Sydney some time, they're all over the place.

>>4698006
well... there you go.

I'll be crawling back under my rock now.

>>4698003
This is very true, you don't have to be a hipster but looking like someone who bothers to look in the mirror before leaving the house goes a long way. I've had many girls tell me I have a good sense of fashion.

>>4697861
My parents never bothered me about my lack of friends or girlfriend because they know that I'm socially retarded. But I would love to raise a family anyways, as it's always been a goal of mine. No idea if I'll ever be able to make it happen though.

Sucks when my grandmother asks me if I have a girlfriend though. I can tell anyone the truth just fine, but I feel bad saying the truth to her.

>>4698009
What if I'm average looking, capable of hiding my immense social anxiety, but am friendzoned by 7 girls simultaneously?

>>4698011
Well I'm from Adelaide, so again that could be a contributing factor.
God damn city of churches.

>>4697959
> How the hell do you muster up the courage to actually molest a little girl?
Just let your lower "brain" do all the thinking and it'll be a breeze... but don't give in to it too much or you'll get in trouble.

>>4698019
You would be a normalfag.

>>4698009
Actually the most important part of building a relationship is being confined in relatively close quarters with someone for a long time and having a mutually equitable reason for being there. I wouldn't have ever had sex if it weren't for school.

>>4698019
so jealous of you having friends ;_;

I kind of wonder if friendzoning is just a way of putting off admitting something that was never going to happen anyway.

>>4698032
Maybe if stranded on an island, but that's not enough.

>>4698032
Does prison count as a mutually equitable reason?

>>4698029
Not anymore, hikikimori because of it.

>>4698014
>>4698009

Yeah, and building on what the latter said appearance only gets your foot in the door. A girl won't try to start a conversation with you twice if you can't carry an appealing conversation.

Girls sometimes try to chat me up, but I am neither interested nor interesting so the conversation quickly turns quiet and dies.

>>4698038
You don't need to "kind of wonder" because IT IS. The entire term "friendzone" is just there to make the losers feel better about themselves, "Oh, it's not me, I was friendzoned!"

>>4698035
Prison isn't equitable. Rehabilitation, however, is.

>>4698032
I think what you meant was "having a lot of luck", in which case I would agree with you.

Unfortunately, not everyone has had the same good luck you have. If we want it to come down to factors under a person's semi-direct control, I still say social skills is the highest in importance.

>>4698033

I would be your friend, anon.

Too bad I have to hide behind anonymity to even be able to talk. ;_;

>>4698038
Whatever, that's 7 more friends than I have. =\

Plus if you get to be really good friends, when they are single, you could ask them to be sensitive to the crushing loneliness of your situation and please allow you to borrow some of their dirty panties.

>>4698009
Social skills can be trained, you know. Just takes a little more guts to get started with if you're horrible at them. Still, if you really wanted it, you would do it. If you really thought a relationship was worth training your social skills for, you would find the courage. I doubt most people here want it enough, though. I know I don't. People try to give you the impression that being with a girl is the absolutely most important thing in life that any sane person will try their best to no matter what they have to sacrifice, but in reality, sacrifices vs. rewards can be considered in all situations, and determine how motivated you are to do something, even if you don't think actively about it.

>>4698045
Kinda true, used that as an excuse to not try and get into relationships, then I later realised that I wasn't friendzoned, but in trying to escape the friendzone by being overly generous and nice but not too clingy I became the go-to guy for sob stories and too close a friend to risk a relationship with.
A better description would be hugzone. Because that's all you'll ever get, ever.

>>4698044
I can carry a conversation pretty well, people actually enjoy talking to me. But I hate talking to them but I don't want to kill the conversation and feel bad about it.

This has turned into a really /r9k/ thread. I'm now going to remove all my posts but this one saying that this is a bad thread.

>>4698045
In my college course I get talked to sometimes and have been asked for my number I get texted to listen on their frustrations and get asked for opinions on things, but that's all that happens. I'm thinking this is what it's like to be friendzoned? I mean they think of me as a nice guy to talk to but only to talk to. I also know that they aren't interested because they talk about their preferences and girl stuff when I'm present, it's like they don't even think I'm a guy.

>>4698004
>>4698011
There's plenty of scene kids here in Brisbane but they all have zero appeal imo. What I want to know is how you get into the pants of all the hot asian students around here. It's like they're a world away but not.

>>4698054
My social ineptitude is born out of an embarrassing speech impedement. One of my friends who was certain I was gay described me as having a gay lisp.
Then I get worked up on it and think over what I'm going to say next a few times, then stumble or have my toungue go numb or whatever and end up a stuttering mess.

I don't talk much anymore.

>>4698065
It's /r9k/ from a /jp/ perspective. So genuine social recluses/retards instead of trolls or mildly awkward 16 year olds.

>>4698038
It pretty much is. Friendzoning happens when a girl rejects you (for any reason, including that she never liked you and never will) and doesn't have the balls to tell you the real reason, so she tries to sugarcoat it by telling you she values your friendship more. Which is bullshit, because anyone would prefer a relationship over a friendship, unless she has some deep philosophy about friendship (which she hasn't, considering she's a girl), so it's just a way for her to say she doesn't want a relationship without hurting so much feelings as she would with "sorry, not interested".

>>4698054
Maybe you are right, but I've lived my entire life thus far being a complete social retard. It would take a monumentally immense effort for me to even come close to any semblance of socials skills at this point in my life.

And you're right about the motivation part. My motivation certainly isn't high enough for me to put out the incredible amount of effort required for me to change my current situation, so I choose to be content and move on.

>>4698065
This is your fault, Anon.

The mere use of that horrible, normalfag phrase "friend zone" was enough to derail this thread into a /r9k/ relationship advice bawwfest. I hope you're proud of yourself.

>>4698070
I've got the emo physique (From lack of eating due to internet) and with a straightener I could have the hair.

But I'm in the same school as you, in high school the guy I talked to was some awesome as fuck Asian dude who'd go to the city every week and most days to hang with his Asian crowd. Tonnes of those hot Asian girls who actually enjoy some animu.
They're only into other Asians most of the time, and being half-Failpino I'm the only exception to this.

>>4698088
Don't feel bad, everyone hates Failpinos.

>>4698087
It's better than Touhou.

>>4698092
No, no it isn't.

>>4698078
yeah I mean just think about it. First you have to change your whole persona to get a girlfriend. Then, if that all works out, she's going to want a kid. Maybe not right away, but at least by the time she's 35, the instinct will be nearly irresistable So on top of changing everything about yourself, you have to get into a career that is capable of supporting 3-4 people... much easier said than done in this economy... I mean... the list of things is just endless.

We have 2D waifus because most of us faced the fact long ago we were just better off that way.

>>4698091
I know, the cat I had there got machete murdered and the dog ran over.
Only reason I ever reluctantly agreed to visit the country was them. Nowadays whenever there's a family "vacation" I'm studying.

>>4698066
That's what it's like to be used as an emotional garbage dump. They have no interest in you as relationship material, but they can use you to vent about their own problems.

The problem lies in being a nice guy, but not because how it makes girl perceive. It's because you're so nice that you put up with their shit, letting them use you for their own needs. They probably wouldn't care about you either if you acted more like a man, but if you did, you wouldn't have to be a pathetic loser who lets women use him because he's so desperate for attention. Never talking to girls would be so much better than that.

>>4698097
I'm off, good night, Anon.

It's 5:34 AM and the normalfag talk has more or less hijacked this thread. I wish you the best of luck in life.

>>4698112
stay dry etc

>>4698088
Yeah I have this chinese friend who looks like a chess club chairman but for some reason has an insane cute asian girlfriend and all these other girls buzzing around him and I am like what. His girlfriend likes more anime then he does.

Yet even with having these friends and practically living in the cite I am sitting on the periphery. Fuck my life.

>>4698097
Before girls will be willing to consider you favorably, you have to get a job, a good education so it seems like you have a decent future, a car, a decent social circle so you don't seem like a loser, and a well-groomed appearance. When you finally fulfill these demands and get into a relationship, you have to give her attention, go on dates with her, listen to her complaints, give her gifts, make sure she doesn't get tired of you and cheats or breaks up, and much more. Once you got all these down, you get the rewards of regular sex (unless she decides to use it as a bargaining chip to make you go through more sacrifices) and slightly better social reputation.

Tell me, anon, is it really worth it?

>>4698134
You can have a girlfriend with none of those, or you can have all of those and still not have a girlfriend.

They will help, but not in the way you think. Being successful in life boosts your confidence, and it's the confidence that attracts the girls.

Actually, having a large penis is probably the #1 factor for attracting women. Anyone that says otherwise is lying in order to make small-dicked men look better, or (if it's a woman saying it) to make herself look like less of a whore.

>>4698134
It's not.

And this is why a trap should be seriously considered as a second option.

Then again a the trap might become NEET or be that way already, and that's still the burden of taking care of someone. Of course with no chance of producing offspring, you won't think twice about tossing their lazy ass out in the street if they don't work to make sure you don't get sick and tired of them. So at least in this case, you know you will get regular sex and the chance of them bettering themselves financial to keep the both of you afloat is slightly higher.

>>4698153
*lying to make small-dicked men feel better, I meant.

>>4698134
Before /jp/ will be willing to consider you favorably, you have to lose your job, no education so it seems like you have a NEET future, a basement, no social circle so you seem like a loser, and a neckbeard. When you finally fulfill these demands and get a tripcode, you have to take it easy, contribute original content, listen to touhou music, post crossdressing photos of yourself, make sure /jp/ doesn't get tired of you and sage or reports you, and much more. Once you got all these down, you get the rewards of regular replies (unless /jp/ decides to use trolling to make you go through more sacrifices) and slightly better Internet reputation.

Tell me, anon, is it really worth it?

>>4698147
They're minimum demands for the majority of girls. There are girls who don't have those demands, and there are girls who expect more, but those tend to be the least you should do before trying to get with a girl, unless you have a sex appeal that makes girls randomly follow you around on the street.

>>4698153
Contrary to popular belief, women do not have x-ray vision.

And before anyone says this is bullshit, trust me, I know what I'm talking about. I'm almost 400 pounds, have no job, no car, live with my mother, and don't even bother to shower or shave most of the time, but I still get laid pretty frequently, because when girls see the bulge in my pants, or hear rumors from those who have seen more, they get horny. They can't help it. It's in their DNA. I really feel sorry for any guy out there with a small cock, because trust me on this, a big cock really is ALL you need.

>>4698156
I'm willing to consider anyone who is willing to dress up and act as a maid for me, and look somewhat attractive while doing so.

>>4698173
Bullshit.

What'll you say next, that they don't cook via laser eyes?

>>4698134
This question is akin to asking whether normal way of life is worth pursuing, and simultaneously implying the ever pressing question: "What is the meaning of life?".

I, like many of you here I'm sure, have thought about this a great deal. For us on the dregs and outskirts of society, it is a forceful question that comes to mind any time you walk out onto the streets and see people smiling with their friends or significant other, or going off to work with a nice set of ironed clothes. But after so much thinking, I think I have decided to create my own way of life. If it bothers you so much, I think you should too, Anon. Maybe you will be happier not worrying about trying to live the life society at large pressures you to live.

>>4698134
This question is akin to asking whether the normal way of life is worth pursuing, and simultaneously implying the ever pressing question: "What is the meaning of life?".

I, like many of you here I'm sure, have thought about this a great deal. For us on the dregs and outskirts of society, it is a forceful question that comes to mind any time you walk out onto the streets and see people smiling with their friends or significant other, or going off to work with a nice set of ironed clothes. But after so much thinking, I think I have decided to create my own way of life. If it bothers you so much, I think you should too, Anon. Maybe you will be happier not worrying about trying to live the life society at large pressures you to live.

THEY SEE ME TROLLING THEY...

>>4698195
Yes, it doesn't have to be particularly profound, you simply find some things in life that you value, and act according to that. If you think women and social relationships are important and those are among the greatest contributors to making you happy, that's clearly what you should go for. But if you find yourself most happy alone in a dark room playing through some eroge, then it's obvious that you should let that have a place in your lifestyle.

If you actually feel oblieged to find a relationship then you probably need to have a trial by fire to show how shitty and unredeeming they are.

If you just want sex then welcome to being a human. It's a pity you can't have your cake and eat it too, I've given up all interest in seeking out a relationship because I love my lifestyle but that doesn't mean I never see a girl and think damn I wanna fuck that.

>>4698213
Sometimes, I think about buckling down and flying to some backwater country so I can go fuck a prostitute.

>>4698212
Your normalfag bias is showing a little too strongly there, Anon-kun.

>>4698219

Yeah the prospect of sex tourism is practically perfect for people like us. Personally I'd rather spend that money on a trip to Japan and buy more desired objects.

the picture you shown was from eroge?

I did manage to get married at a young age but I was lucky enough to meet someone that I love very much. I just love touching her, whether it's a hug or stroking her bare back. It's also cute when she mumbles my name in her sleep. I wouldn't give her up for anything.

>>4698228
How?

well bros, my mom knows im not gay and i already told her straight up i don't want fucking kids and i'll find a woman when i'll find one

probably i could get away from doing that because my mom doesn't even know English and i bet if i was watching some hentai she would think i was watching bugs bunny because she's that out of this time

>>4698241
I hope I meet you one day somehow. Fate will make this happen and I will cuckold you.

>>4698177
Even though I know this is probably trollin/copypasta, I'm pretty sure that it is still still the truth. ;_;

Damn my 5 and 3 quarter inches.

>>4698177
Troll, women care about dick sizes just as much as we care about breast size.

>inb4 I LOVE BIG TITS

>>4698279
There are women out these who have a fetish for tiny dicks?

>>4698279
You must be dreaming if you don't think there is LOTS of slutty women who would fuck a guy JUST because he has 7+ inches. I mean, do they even make dildos smaller than 7 inches?

Oh /jp/

>>4698293
>>4698295
Not like I care either way. I have no problems in that area.Was just trying to give some hope.

So, is it really a good thing to show off your bulge? I always try to hide mine, which can be quite troublesome sometimes when changing sitting positions.

>>4698325
Oh yeah, definitely.

>>4696964
Nice one OP, nice. Now I bet meals and everything you do with your parents are really awkward right ?

My whole family stopped asking me "do you have a girlfriend ?", when I just got up at a family meeting and almost screamed "Look at me, do you think I could get a girl ? And yeah, I'm a virgin."

However no one knows about my waifu.

I'm the only one who is single in my family. My younger brother and my sister have partners and my parents wonder why am I still single. They are actually expecting me to find someone.

I'm 24 and I've never actually have a proper girlfriend... I've slept around but never been in a relationship.

I dunno why I can't be successful with women but I don't trust them. To me, they're all sluts who will leave you the first opportunity they get or will cheat on you.

Fucking whores.

hmm, i'm straight, never had a girlfriend, in highschool it was the last thing on my mind, along with actually being there, and for the last 5 years I haven't really done shit with other people (don't really want to do shit with people either).

My bro is gay, he never had a girlfriend obviously. I have no sister, I had no female friends. I have had like no interaction at all my entire life with girls. I'm not ugly or overweight, but I have NO IDEA how to act around them. Maybe I should get a waifu too. Feels weird, man.

Pikachu