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hellwan love

First for happy kots

What species is your monster waifu?
What would be your family's reaction to her were she real and became your wife?

When summoning a demon is it sex first then date, or date first then sex?

>>46961933
! !

Very old monsters

>>46962097
Not only would I molest and anubis' ears, but I'd squish her cheeks, kiss her on the lips, hold her paws, and massage her perfect form. I'm aware this makes me a depraved degenerate, but honestly, I don't care.

Daughterwives

I'm going to hug a wock very tightly and no one can stop me.

>>46962078
>sex or date?
>picture of Alice going "why not both?"

>>46962064
I like the undead girls. I slightly prefer wight/zombie, but the others aren't far behind. My family would probably freak out at first because of the general "monsters are real" issue, but afterwards would probably be happy for me. It'd go even better if she's a vampire. Mom has been a vamp fanatic for most of her life. It's probably her fault for my preferences.

>>46962064
Black harpy.
And beyond the general "not human" part, I think they'd be fine with it

>>46962064
If chesh
Ok I guess, weird looks
if kiki
Same but worse

>>46962064
>Elf
Nothing they might coment she has big ears but other than that nope

1 week in I thought I'd give everyone a small reminder about the contest

>Entrants must write a short story, descriptive piece or similar related to the theme 'Welcome to the Jungle' about monster girls
>Submissions must be between 2000 and 8000 words
>Submissions should be complete by themselves.
>The deadline for submissions is July 1st
>Smut is allowed
>NTR, monsterboy, murderhobo, edginess and politics are not allowed
>Submissions don't need to be set in MGE or follow its rules religiously, but they should adhere to the spirit of it
>Two people will be selected as 'winners' by lottery, and I have lined up a comm from yerb for each as a prize
>Writers new and returning encouraged to participate

How is everyone doing so far? You've still got plenty of time if you haven't started yet and were thinking of giving it a go.
Best of luck!

>>46962417
ban the amphibian menace

>>46962417
>How is everyone doing so far?
Still not sure about entering, considering I've made zero progress on stories started before the contest and procrastinated on stuff unrelated to the thread that I was supposed to finish.

>>46962064
Minotaur
>At least he got married

>>46962417
Ban all French """" people"""" from participating, we are still waiting for your statement

>>46962440
>>46962527
Your children will speak french

>>46962440
>>46962527
Howdy, germanic servants! Check it out, I'm made of gold!

>>46962417
>Fr*g is not banned
No thanks, you're trying to harm the thread

>>46962064
Holstaur, like others said after the whole monster girls are real thing I'm sure they'd be happy I've finally got a wife and would be very welcoming to her.

Monster girls in dolphin shorts?

>>46962417
I have ideas but almost no drive to do them because like a nerd I was talking welcome to the jungle literally.

>>46962149

>>46962566
you need to get a grip

what the fuck is a bogglebo

How can a shog be my childhood friend if they’re all so old?

>>46962944
>they’re all so old
There have to be new ones getting born.

>>46962944
she hasn't waited for your birth since the dawn of time *not* to be your most important person throughout your entire life.

>>46962970
as soon as a shog is 'born', it has always existed. it travels up the river and down it.

>>46962944
Childhood friend means they were your friend during your childhood. Their age has no meaning.

>>46963006
yeah but that also has concerning/troubling implications

>>46963043
It's perfectly normal and healthy for hags and Onee-sans to groom little shotas into the perfect little husbands.
Insert latenight foxhags here.

>>46963043
Yeah, you were being groomed, but so what? It's not like you can convince a shog who's made up her mind to back off anyway, and she made up her mind before you were born.

>>46963072
>Insert latenight foxhags here.
I will only accept bug onee-sans.

>>46962566
Nobody of value gives the shit about some random Frenchman on 4chan

>>46963072
That's the spirit

>>46963116
Holy that's a lot of tail fluff, you can use it like a bed

>>46962987
I don't want to consider my shogdaughter older than me.
>>46963054
Cute horsey.

>kemonokko tsuushin ~ushi musume bell~ has other episodes
>none of them involved the cow girl
well fuck

>>46961933

>Vineboom sound effect
>Ancient Evil tamed

I think this new profile might actually be his worst yet
What the fuck

>>46962064
Dragon, I would try make as big of an entrance as possible to assert dominance over the towns people and fuel my wife's pride
>European village
>The Dragon flying above the village let's out an ear shattering roar
>People in absolute terror fleeing to their houses, many stop yo watch in awe and terror
>Dragon lands near my parent's house
>I dismount from her back and wife turns into humanoid form
>Introduce her to my parents
My mother would probably be ok with but good lord my father will make jokes at my expense until the end of time

[Verse 1]
We rise together as our destiny unfolds
We face the darkness and our trials are yet untold
Through the shadows of despair
Oh, in silence, hopes we share, woah-woah
To chase our dreams that we've declared

[Pre-Chorus]
We glimpse, through our eyes
Yet fools, blind our sights
Can't make what they say
We'll find our way, we'll find our way

>>46963191
>good lord my father will make jokes at my expense until the end of time
Like this?
https://files.catbox.moe/iw7ge2.png

>>46963176
What is it?

Unbearable.

>>46963176
Are you really surprised?
Anyway this isn't really the place to talk about it.

>>46963228
more like "I never doubted your woman would be the one to wear the pants in the relationship" or worse, dad jokes with sexual themes, I hope he alps in the day of the portals

>>46963279
what other place could there possibly be to talk about it

>>46963279
>Anyway this isn't really the place to talk about it.
Oh boy let me guess, you recommend the wiki discord or MGR instead?

>>46963279
now now, you love catty gossip

>>46963296
No, a place you can actually post it instead of taking in vague descriptions.
Maybe the patreon comments section.

>>46962064
>Bogie
My sister hates clowns so she would probably be pretty annoyed. My mom, on the other hand, loves jokes so she would be delighted and also amused that I've managed to find a girl taller than me.

>>46963168
try hard design

>>46962788
Grip on the slimy french neck and make sure that he never returns here

>>46963363
That design is just woman with frills.

>>46963279
>MGE thread
>not the place to talk about an MGE girl

>>46962566
mick please. everyone knows you're afraid to get humiliated with 0 votes again, just own up to it. these excuses are embarrassing

>>46963394
I agree in principle. So post it.

>>46963319
>vague description
You can talk about her normally, you only get DMCA for straight up reposting the profile or images.
I thought even the most schizophrenic inner circle faggots realized that the paywall did nothing good, no idea why would you keep encouraging this bullshit.

>>46963169
>take evil
>put children in her
Nobod ever considers the parenting skills of an evil despot.

>>46963417
I think that's the strange part, everyone seems to agree the paywall really fucks with the MGE community since it makes everyone, even people who paid for it, walk on eggshells.
Even the people near KC doesn't seem to think it's a good idea, but some people are just to buckbroken to stop.

>>46963399
hmmm sounds like a slimy version of Chartreuse in taste, interesting
>>46963398
R&I, my friend, you're fighting mills.

>>46963439
she can fell an entire army by herself, im sure a couple of brats is no problem for her.

>>46963475
>back in the day she vaporized an entire army with one spell cast
>today she can't even bring herself to spank her daughter for coming home late

>>46963258
Boggleboe, basically Middle/Old English word for a Bugbear. Don’t know the contents yet.

>>46963520
How do you know it's his worst yet if there's no entry yet?

>>46963526
Why is she disappointed?

>>46963529
the answer was determined before the question

>>46963529
Anon, you may not be the brightest, but even you should be able to realize there is more than one guy in this thread

>>46963475
I glanced her wiki page and it even says she has no empathy. Not the greatest for child rearing.

>>46963529
I’m not the person who said it was his worst yet. I just know what it’s name is and will likely read it/look at it after I finish some chores.

>>46963539
Because HeroAnon is only challenging her at level 27 without having done any sidequests.

>>46963541
don't be obtuse. i know full well i'm the only one in here. if you weren't me, you wouldn't have my eyes.

>>46963545
>I just know what it’s name is

>>46963555
>He will lose and comeback (he won't and will marry a level 1 mamono and the cycle will repeat)
I can feel her in a way but her high standards are her downfall

>>46963296
MGR is a dead site used as an archive. All the actual discussions happen in the circle jerk discords.

>>46963555
Oh well. More meat for the dragonewts.

>>46963589
That's a lot of blood

>>46963580
would she rather get trounced by a minimalist speedrun autist in his boxers instead?

>>46963572
I want to slap haku's butt.

>>46963601
Let Me Solo Her happily married after living up to his name and spearing her on his +15 Cock.

>>46963601
I'm not saying that but maybe going outside and trying to understand the people would help

>>46963579
>the circle jerk discords.
The wiki discord?
That place is sto strange since like 80% of the time it's just a generic discord that occasionally talks about monster girls.

>>46963599
It accentuates her boss' evil lair.

>>46963623
Where does the blood come from?

>>46963630
She's on her period.

>>46963622
I like the dragon schizo. He's always good for a laugh.

>>46963630
sandworm likes to donate blood

>>46963580
It's not that high of a standard. Some of the sidequests don't even have a chance of accidentally getting a wife before meeting the final boss.

>>46963529
Well, considering the quality of the monster girls have gone down quite a bit with the latest girls, it's not hard to guess.
Did KC just run out of ideas or is he just getting lazy?

>>46963636
>>46963640
>Concerning hygiene or pure waste
I don't know which is the worst
>>46963686
100% hero life before being allowed to fight the malef in her dungeon is a lot

>>46963693
Balrog is peak wtf are you on about?

>>46963708
>Balrog is peak
fr fr no cap? hol up finna dab

>>46963693
Clearly just 100% effort on the game and profiles are a side gig.
kek.

>>46963723
Cobain yourself.

>>46963736
hella mid of you to say that ngl

>>46963736
>kill yourself poster and build the hype poster are the same person
huh.

>new girl
so people can post candlegheist now right?

>>46963700
>local vampire husband disgusted by food waste

>>46963526
>When the guy online she was fantasizing about turns out to be gay and alps

>>46963760
Go nuts buddy.

>>46963622
All discords by virtue are circlejerks.

>>46963760
Soon

>>46963708
They are boring as hell.
>"Oh I want a powerful and famous husband"
>Well okay that's at least a bit of a--
>"But it can be anyone really"
Her gimmick is established and then made pointless in one paragraf. Other than being the ruler of volcano land, but even that is just eh.

>>46963760
Kinda you have to wait for it to turn up on the wiki before people get bitchy
IIRC the order goes
bottom feeders (kelpie)
MGR plebs(candleghiest)
patreon limbo (balrog)
patreon fresh meat (new girl)

>>46963808
>paragraf
Paragraph*
Please don't bully me miss Haku

>>46963808
the past couple years must have been hard for you then

>>46963808
That's every girl now.

>>46963808
That's a silly thing to be upset about. When was the last time a girl in MGE had any standards at all?

>>46963820
>>46963826
Well yes, that's kind of my point

>>46963825
It's not having standards that annoy me, it's the fact they don't have a gimmick or something to make them different. The profiles are meant to be a way to look at a monster girl and have them be unique and sexy. having them be generic anime girl with ears no. 94 isn't very interesting.

>>46963808
this must be some kind of shitposting cope considering how popular pyrows are and that mgs help humans get to those power levels in the first place

>>46963817
This is so fucking stupid. I don't even care about the new girls and I'm content with discussing the 'tism dog to death, but this is all so sad and pointless. Like someone is purposely fucking with KC just to see how far he can be pushed and made a lolcow.

>>46963847
they can't all be as great as ant arachne

Boggleboe is an undead monster of the goblin family.

The profile girl is a loli with gray hair, red eyes, and wears a plushie outfit of a stuffed bear.

Disposition: Innocent, Honest

They all wear animal costumes, and are basically the reanimated souls of little girls that have died with a strong attachment to whatever animal toy they liked as a child. Without their costume, they look perfectly human. They sort of take on the spirit of the animal costume they wear, but not in a strict animal sense, rather more of "pretend play". Like when they growl like an animal, let's say a bear, they don't make the animalistic noise, but more like a playful "rawwwr!" But they still have the agility of a beastman monster. When they open a part of their costume, they let off strong pheromones.

>>46963847
>it's the fact they don't have a gimmick or something to make them different
Anon considering the last girl he released was victreebell with an entire human woman on top I'm part of the out of ideas camp.

>>46963850
I'm not talking about pyrows? I'm not even sure what you even mean by helping humans level up. Yes, every girl does that. So having a girl that focuses on wanting a powerful husband but also not caring about them being powerful is just boring.

>>46963873
I'm still confused as fuck why be basically released the same girl twice in a row

>>46963870
neat. always liked the animal pajamas aesthetic

>>46963879
He did the same with malef and dragonnewt and you know the answer already.

>>46963874
a not powerful husband becomes a powerful husband with a little mamano elbow grease.

>>46963870
>the new girl is a loli
No wonder that retard was so upset about it earlier

>>46963901
Well, seems you're not understanding my issue then, we're going in circles.

>>46963808
you got a lot of monsters that control volcanoes?
it might be feasible for lava golem but it'll take a while to level her up

>>46963870
>Without their costume, they look perfectly human.
Oh, She's going strait to cosplay tier then. Like damn, did KC just not feel like making a monster girl this month?

>>46963851
It’s because KC was mad at homegrown NTR fags in Japan and Cheral fucking with him was some kind of proverbial straw breaking the camel’s back. Then you had the retards on /trash/ target harassing one of his intermediaries in the west and he figured the best way to damage control/maintain the fanbase is via the paywall method that basically kills all hype for new girls since you can’t really fucking talk about them past vagueries under threat of one of the clowns DMCAing you.

>>46963908
mamano can see that potential in a person.
so yes, you're quite unintelligible.

>>46963921
>Undead are cosplay
I cry.

>>46963921
Don't worry, surely next month will be the kemono.

>>46963932
Every person potential is limitless in MGE. Balrog doesn't do anything that any other girl can't already do. What is so hard to understand about that?

>>46963908
Because your issue isnt an issue. Sorry m8, but its not going to work. Better shitposters than you have been crying about lizards and ficemice for years

>>46963932
Not understanding the point and diving so deep into the rules of the setting really suggests your autism is stopping you understanding him.

>>46963928
The funny part is that NTR fags never went away, they just went back into their little communities that they were in before.

>>46963921
Literally undead Selkie.

>>46963962
Yup. Not even that hard to track down.

>>46963943
You don't have to like her but she clearly does unique stuff with volcanoes.

>>46963946
>ficemice
I've literally not seen people talk about her for years.

>>46963967
Well, as already established, I think that's really meh. But I will concede that is at least unique, I guess.

Do you intend to keep arguing or can we talk about Mamono produced alcohol like >>46963399. What kind of new drinks we will find, how could they be included in cocktail, what's the line between potion and alcoholic beverages with side effects

>>46963999
Maybe we could talk about something else for once.

>>46963999
Alcohol is bad for you, drink water instead.

>>46963970
I don't like to talk about Fightmouse because all I can think of when I see her is Ken Masters from Streets.

So when is KC finally gonna do another Q&A. I'm still waiting to get my god damn question answered.
I need to know what kind of relationship a ghost and a zombie that came from the same girl has.

>>46964010
No.
>>46964009
We never really talked about it or I don't remember it

>>46964010
Stop this anti-Oni propaganda.

>>46964038
>>46964045
MAKE ONIS SOBER.
NO MORE DRUNK SEX

>>46964035
I bet in reviewers they'd be stuck together all the time.

>>46964049
Alright faggot, you get the demon silver kanabo.

>>46963964
Kind of makes you wonder if the people that reports that kind of stuff to KC gave up or they never cared about anything beyond their corner of the internet. .

>>46964053
Do what you will, I'll never tell you the location of the sake stash.

>>46964078
It's all about control, or the illusion of it.

>>46964050
>Reviewers
>Banging whores the series
They really wouldn't. Zombies still have their original souls in them, whereas ghosts are just disembodied spirits even in their world.

Does you anubis Walk Like An Egyptian?

>>46964094
I meant they could yuri it up and probably have the ghost repossess the zombie.
>ombies still have their original souls in them,
I don't sweat the details.

>>46963700
Game the system. Recruit single Anons to do sidequests with. They get married afterwards, and HeroAnon gets the loot and experience.

If human men are not supposed to be raped then why do they have such delightful dicks that cum tasty stuff?

>>46964116
Because it hurts them.

>>46964010
>>46964045
Shuten Doji is neither simply a man nor an Oni. He is a man weaned on the milk of an adoptive Aka Oni mother and has sired like 70% of the Oni bachelorettes of Zipangu.

>>46964049
Make Onis huge again. Fuck this shit of them being like 6' tall. I need a big red horned woman the size of an LN Oni to just dunk my ass in a barrel of sake and then give me a blowjob to et horny and drunk off of while she palms my head like Shaq and a basketball.

I want a drunk oni to use me like a seat cushion and chair and plop her big fat sweaty red ass on my face and then get so drunk she forgets I'm there.

>>46963879
Because it's easy and produces money anyway

>>46964215
kys giantessfaggot
like seriously kill yourself asap and your entire family too

>>46964215
I made this post.

>>46964312
>Seven to Eight foot tall is giantessfaggotry
Are you high? Shaquille O'Neal is like 7'1 tops and my tastes top out at about 9'3 max. That's hardly giant territory.

>>46964215
Big onis are nice. They should be tall enough that they're perfect for standing motorboating.

>>46964312
Who pissed in your soup? Are you just that arab that gets mad at everyone?

>>46964312
Meds.

>>46964215
I need an Oni or maybe two who will take turns encouraging me to drink until I'm incapable, then prince(ss) carry me to their place for sloppy drunk sex.
And then in the morning, low lights and a warm meal.

>>46964215
These girls might not be big enough to hold me in a real bridal carry.

>>46964399
Don't worry mamonobananan got you covered so that even the most anorexic Alice or Dormouse can carry your ass.

>>46964334
>Are you just that arab that gets mad at everyone?
Shame the best goat girl is haram.

>>46963555
>he's not using alchemy or enchantment exploits to make god tier weapons and armor that can oneshot anything while being level 2
ngmi, that malef is mine

>>46964426

Think anyone can actually make a convincing monster girl out of this little shit
Apparently a few japs are starting to add hodags in wn as background mobs since rowling put in in a wizard book which are still fairly popular in nipland

>>46964443
Someone translate this gibberish for me.

>>46964457
hodags are enemies in jrpgs. I think.

>>46964443
I hope you try to kill yourself soon but fail and end up being paralyzed from the neck down so that you will shit and piss yourself for the rest of your life as your failmy watches you with barely concealed disgust and hopes that you finally fucking die as soon as possible so that they don't have to take care of you anymore

You can either:
>Be married to a loving lamia who isn't overbearingly yandere, just slightly, 100% loyal, very wealthy, wants give you plenty of children, and only wants to please you
OR
>1 hour of wholesome fun at the playground castle with some baphos

>>46964475
Take the Lamia obviously? What kinda retard question is that.

>>46964475
Why wouldn't I pick the lamia? I could play with her at a playground castle too.

The ideal length for a lamia is 30' - 35'.

Any less than that, she's a tail-let.
Any more than that, she's a glutton.

>>46964364
You are not immune to the wiles of drunken Oni.

>>46964663
Cyclops > Oni

>>46964687
Cyclops have either a deformed nose or no nose at all.

My cyclops has no nose!
How does she smell?

>>46964709
Her nostrils are in the roof of her mouth.

>>46964457
Hodags are an American cryptid from the upper Midwest that are described as growing up to 7ft long with the head of a frog, the grinning face of a giant elephant, thick short legs set off by huge claws, the back of a dinosaur, and a long tail with spears at the end. Japs have started using them as monsters in isekai/fantasy web novels as a little stronger than mobs like goblins or kobalts, but not by much

Don't know how many of you know about cryptid but its part of the "fearsome critters" group along side shit like the jackalope where people used to gas lit out of towners into believing they existed

>>46964709
Very nicely!

>>46964687
what the fuck is this deformed shit

>>46963176
Honestly the perspective in the image is a bit weird but I like the idea of it.

>>46962417
Outline is coming together nicely. Hoping to start writing this weekend. Thanks again for doing this!

>>46962417
Can't wait to win and get that vore commission done from Yerb.

>>46964774
>A sandworm collecting dormice for her husbands harem inside her while an angry jabberwock tries to break into her shell

>>46964788
No, I was thinking more of a ocelomeh defeating a lone conquistador who then gets taken back to her hut, shrunken down, and giantess vored. Safe vore, where no one is harmed. But vore nonetheless. It's between that or jungle bogie in a similar albeit different scenario.

>>46963555
>>46963580
The alternative is that one guy who doesn't fight the final boss until he's already completed 99% of the entire game and all of the DLC including the post-game super final bosses and as a result is extremely overlevelled. He will also marry the lvl 5 bar maid from the starting city

>>46964663
I like my Onis big and pale

>>46964843
Fat kiki needs to lose wait.

Time to get her on a diet!

>>46964426
>An acid-tongued Arab

>>46963870
I don’t even wanna see her because I know she won’t be as cute as redcap, and I LOVE undead lolis

Beware the beatgirls, evil seductresses they are

>>46964885
About the closest approximation I can give without directly posting her art. The fact that KC is now putting the profile text in Google Drive files instead of posting them in the direct messages similar to Balrog and previous girls is hilariously insane.

>>46964936
you could've just catboxed it but I get it, you need all the excuses to post offtopic you can get

The new girls coming up must be pretty good, based on the pests being riled up for half the thread.

>>46964964
so what's up with the earlier bitching? she's pretty good

>>46964974
The new girl is a loli. Naturally, she made the usual suspects recoil

>>46964964
Oh, me like.

>>46964994
I can't even imagine who you call the usual suspects at this point.

>>46964982
That's an older one from last month I believe

>>46964964
I wasn't expecting the armor thing based on the earlier descriptions, that's cool.

>>46964959
Catbox hasn't worked for me for at least a week now, and as you can see I deleted it anyway.

>>46964974
Boggleboe is kind of mediocre since she's basically just an undead Selkie in a Monzaemon suit. Balrog is pretty fucking great though and Candlegeist is solidly okay. The Man-Eaters just kind of exist though, similar to a vast majority of the other plant based girls.

>>46964999
The same shitposters that cry about the sabbath, like the one last week. you really shouldnt go bragging about how new and retarded you are

>>46962417
I'm at about 5k words, just a few scenes to polish and triple-chekk my speeling mistaches.

>>46964964
them shoes tho

>>46965015
>The Man-Eaters just kind of exist though
I agree about the Saccophyte, but the Claustrophyte does have her appeal that Anons appreciate.

>>46965015
Plant girls are one of those things you need to be into in order to really like. They don't really have the mass appeal that something like a foxgirl or demon would if that makes sense. A "specialized" mamano if you will

>>46962944
Shoggy knows in advance the exact 5-D moment to seperate off a Shogglet of herself to meet her CHF Anon

>>46964964
she needs a candela-bra

>>46963054
Purple WetHorse can look a little too much like a /mlp/ p*ny.

>>46964964
Not bad.

>>46964964
Are the legs removable for amputee play?

>>46964964
She's a lot hotter than what I expected from stuff said weeks ago. That hairstyle and face are really sexy, and I like the helmet visor and cloak with it's fancy shoulder pads too.

>>46963054

>>46964964
I like imagining how monsters with unusual anatomy like this would have human sons

>>46963870
So, it's basically an Zombie Loli in an animal Onesie?
>could be cute, could be just a boring mini-3D
>will wait and see

>>46964035
Not KC ofc, but I'd figure they become a 3way.

>>46965130
This is some really nice art.

>>46964475
Play at the playground castle with our Snekdaughterfus.
Simples.

>>46964964
Trash.

Uh-oh. Melty.

>>46965174
and why are you having a melty?

>>46965060
If you remove the shoes wax drips down and she forms wax legs. Wax dripping down is also how her boobs get bigger. If you remove the underboob ornaments, she becomes flat.

>>46965166
I think I've seen it before but I can't quite remember.

>n-no u

>>46965102
She goes "Gao, RAWR" then makes you sniff her sweaty tummy.

>>46965192
When someone says something bad about MGE he gets angry and goes on a bit about how it's the perfect setting free from 3d women. It happens every few threads.

>>46964964
I would a candle.

>>46965208
Not him, but I find it really weird how he keeps spamming the same images over and over again, not seeing the irony of it.
I can't be the only one who find him even more obnoxious than the people he's complaining about.

>>46965227
Posting the same pictures over and over is one of the core parts of our threads' culture.

>>46964964
Oh no! Hot wax! My hairy body won't like this one bit...

>>46965237
Two problems with that.
Firstly, less so when it's one guy doing it exclusively exclusively when he gets ass blasted because someone is mad at KC again.
Secondly, I don't like that logic since that's the kind of shit that makes gatcha spammers "legit"

>>46965193
The flat thing is great but the inability to be an amputee on demand is a deal breaker for me.

>>46965237
>>46965260
Also because when you have a thread dedicated to MGE, there's only so much art so it kind of has to get reposted since there's just not more stuff to post.

>>46965194
Color palette and flames of a pyrow, goo of a slime girl, facial expression and "exposed tits with underboob garment and belly, armored arms and legs" of an automaton.

>>46965260
>it's one guy doing it exclusively exclusively when he gets ass blasted because someone is mad at KC
this is based
>Secondly, I don't like that logic
and that's because you're a tourist or one of those people who get mad at KC

>>46964964
I like it but why does she have giant hands for no reason? It doesn't suit her vibe at all.

>>46964964
So no hair left on Anon's ballsack the next morning?
>riiiiiiiiiip! YAAAAAAAH!!!

>>46965260
Just so you know, "the thread is nothing but posting the same pictures over and over again" is usually part of the cope regarding why scribbles depicting furries with Down's syndrome weren't well received by the thread.

>>46965295
Well, if it isn't true then there's no reason to get mad at someone posting the same pictures when he's having a melty because someone is mad at KC.

>>46965193
So the new legs form slowly as the wax accumulates?
[Offtopic: Deadpool2 'baby legs' imagery here]
.....Nope.

>>46965279
... So you're okay with gatcha spammers?

>>46965306
If you're mad at KC why are you here?

>>46965316
I'm not, I'm just very confused about your logic. I like MGE, I have no idea what kind of drugs you are on.

>>46965306
Nta, but most of us don't play gachas, so dgaf if an image is 'gatcha-gotcha' or not as long as its a mamono.
>I have just started the Monmusu game but theyre all canon Crab images

>>46965328
Anon, I play gacha and I don't want that stuff here.
They have their own threads and him spamming BA here when he doesn't even play it is extra annoying.

>>46965306
>>46965328
That and gatchas have their own dedicated threads.

>>46962078
How do I summon a demon in a pencil skirt or sweater or something instead of... This?

>>46965323
>I'm not
Then why are you having a melty?

>>46965328
Wait so since monmusu has a gacha game now, we can finally make it illegal to post monmusu since it's gachashit?
Thank god.

>>46965328
So now he'll reee that every EMG pic is now "g*cha-shit"

>>46965306
>>46965328
For one, gatchas have their own dedicated threads.

>>46965328
The funny thing about the gatcha spam is that it’s technically on topic and since we don’t hit image cap anymore they don’t really do anything.

>>46965363
>>46965364
Literally 3seconds.

>>46965353
Anon, not everyone in this thread is one guy.

>>46965394
So you just happened to have a mental breakdown when someone posted 2 images you don't like and called you out on your seething about the new girl?

>>46965402
Don't bully the guy too badly.
I'm sure one day he'll scream loud enough to maybe get KC to make him free art.

>>46965363
Yes, and as soon as KC delivers his game it will have to be Janny'd to /vg/ too.

>>46965383
>since we don’t hit image cap anymore they don’t really do anything
Exactly because gacha spam doesn't happen in the volumes it used to.

>>46965347
Make a pentragram out of cheap instant coffee powder and decorate it with staplers, desk calculators, etc.

>>46965411
Yep, just like Touhou.

>>46965411
Uh-oh, melty.

>>46965402
Not him, but you really like using that word, huh? He was just pointing out there’s one guy spamming the same pic over and over again.
Just spamming at someone that they are having a meltdown just makes you look worse.

>>46965227
>I can't be the only one who find him even more obnoxious than the people he's complaining about
Ah, the classic "Waaah gatekeepers are the real shitposters!" argument.

>>46965428
I am so glad there are no 2Hu threads on /jp/ now.
Kek.

>>46965436
>Not him
Suuuuuuuuuure.
>He was just pointing out there’s one guy spamming the same pic over and over again.
You wouldn't care if you weren't the guy having a melty. Seethe and cope.

Trolls are eating good today once more.

>>46965429
all he did was use your own logic against you

>>46964964
Drawing her when I get the chance

>>46965444
That's why they're so thicc.

>>46965444
Candle got posted, new writefag tourney, new loli on patreon, it's a lot of Ls for the furfag to take

>>46965468
>new writefag tourney
It was announced last week, though. He's already had time to get pissed about it.

>>46965468
Do people even like the tourney? I remember people shitting themselves last time.

>>46965489
Uh-oh, melty.

It's been over a year since I wrote monster stuff, but people really liked my stupid shit back then. Maybe I throw my hat in the ring.

>>46965497
That… that was a legit question anon. We had several shitfests over it.
Are you just replying to every post with melty now?

>>46965506
Even if no one likes it at first, you can always samefag to kickstart the discussion.

>>46965488
>last week
yeah he shat his pants back then too, 16 months of pointless shitposting really broke the furfag

>>46965510
>That… that was a legit question anon.
No it's not. You invented a scenario in your head and then proceeded to talk as if it was real. It's like some extreme sort of gaslighting, only completely pointless and retarded.

>>46965468
>>46965488
Welcome to the jungle has a lot of leeway in it. I wonder if I can somehow put the "guy and his vampire wife on vacation" idea to use here.

>>46965510
>We had several shitfests over it.
Im sorry buddy, but you shitting yourself in rage because your imaginary french boogeyman didnt get banned doesnt really mean anything

>>46965517
You should have led with that as a good reason to join the Write Fest.

>>46965517
Honestly it’s kind of broken the thread as well. Or at least some people like the frog and arab. I wanna go back to the days when every other thread was a shitpost haven.

At least I can still talk about wanting to play smash brothers against a salamander.

>fr*g is now imaginary
say it with me
UH
OH
MELTY

>>46965528
Tropical vacation.
Easy.

Artistic interpretation of the new bitch by you know who.
https://files.catbox.moe/5odb6n.png

>>46965550
I don’t even know who’s shit posting who at this point.

>>46963870
>loli
so soon after ruining malefs? ehhh....

>>46965562
Honestly expected nico ass pic again.
Thank you.

>>46965570
The only person complaining about people bullying the french is the frog himself, anon.

>>46965561
The canopy could provide much needed protection against that cruel tyrant, the sun

>>46965589
Nah, some anon defend him or try to understand why you want to gut him. Honestly I don't even know what he did wrong since the start of the year.

>>46965589
You know, with mick, frog and whoever keeps spamming melty. I’m really starting to think people here are just slowly losing it

>>46965626
dotr can't come soon enough

>>46965633
None of you deserve monster girls.
Also nobody outside of /monster/ and maybe the wiki says dotr, just an fyi.

>>46965642
and nobody outside of /monster/ and maybe the wiki should be even aware of what that is, mr. tourist

I want to confess my woes to my succubus gf, but I'm afraid of I let it all out, it'll worry her too much. I can't ruin her smile nor her innocence or perception of me.
What do?

>>46965620
>Honestly I don't even know what he did wrong since the start of the year.
Mick just cries about some maledomfag boogeyman he invented to divert attention anytime he gets called out for shitposting. It ultimately doesnt matter since dogfaced said he'd be vetting the entries so shitposts wouldnt get in

I hate you all

>>46965633
I, for one, look forward to the day of the rape

>>46965642
>None of you
>implying you deserve one
lol
lmao even

>>46965662
I feel sorry for this girl's clothes.

>>46965647
Well, you caught me.
Well I used to be on /monster/ a long time ago before the purge.
Still a shame what happened to it, and from what I’ve heard after the mgr happened it’s mega dead.

>>46965689
I wish I was in there

>>46965633
If you were a male strategist in service of the demon lord, how would you even go about planning the dotr?

I sort of envision this special team of sorceresses have to be sent in first to scout things out and prepare enough rituals to get things going here

>>46965674
Truth is, nobody deserves monster girls

Fuck you all, I deserve a monster girl wife.

>>46965696
There's clearly no room. You need to take her shopping for a nice sweater; with tits like that you could live in it like a tent.

You know, I wouldn't mind going swimming more if I had a kelpie wife.
Wouldn't even minda a Kappa.

>>46965662
Miss demon would never say that, just look at her face, she loves it when I tease her.

>>46965577
Not all members of the race are lolis.

>>46965715
Diving bell spiders are a freshwater species, so I think water arachnes would get along with kelpies.

>>46965726
Sure, but I like KC's art, so it's disappointing when a monster I like has a loli as its encyclopedia page ambassador

>>46965715
>Wouldn't even minda a Kappa.
Holy shit, we found one. We found someone who actually likes kappas.

>>46965736
Sounds entirely like a ( You ) problem.

>>46965728
Wouldn't shock me, though I'm sure most big rivers will have a Sahu school or two in them.

>>46965737
They are cute, would wrestle one on the beach then cool off in the waters.

>>46965728
Diving bell spiders are too cool!

Thanks

Holy shit. 64. Meido got the machine gun this time.

>>46965706
I don't if we do but we must work towards deserving it
>>46965698
Full diplomatic victory, when the portal appears to the public all politics must have been pacified, willing or not. No big war or anything that could lead to fights, slow burn for the win

>>46965767
>If it hears the bylat
>It gets the gat.
>Meido Lesson 329.

>>46965767
>>46965779
>>46965794
Shog would've cleaned it faster.

>>46965808
No fluffy bits

>AI BA Shog art
Truly shogfans have it rough.

>>46965779
I think it was an IP rangeban which is far more disturbing

>>46965808
I was to like her slimly bits.

>>46965812
There's plenty of good shog art out there.

>>46965812
I'm personally on waiting for him to get rangebanned to discuss Shogs once more, same as the breathfag to discuss Danukis once more

>>46965829
They can at least take solace in that.

>>46965831
Lordy do I feel you.
never imagined one man could harm a set of girls so much.

>>46965737
Kappa are actually in my top three girls for Zipangu but every time I want to talk about them and sumo some assclown hijacks it for the gaping meme.

>>46965812

>>46965102
More like ghost loli that physically manifests by possessing a plushie with zero indication that she's anything other than an ordinary girl at all until it's too late and she has you pinned during "play".

>>46965779
Didn't bother deleting off-topic images tho.

>>46965831
Nothing stopping you, since at least those AI pictures don't get latched on to every mention of Shogs.

>>46965831
Neither are gonna happen and we all know it. Janny barely bothers to clean even the gacha spam.

>>46965850
I think this is legit one of the only time I've seen people talk about her outside of the context that nobody talks about her.

>>46965850
Listen, she's got good core and leg strength.
And getting a good wrestle in with her makes for great exercise and bonding.
A 10/10 turtle wife.

>>46964663
I like my Oni petite and meaty in the right places

>>46965950
Yeah, that's just short. Can't call that petite anymore.

>Before and after domestication

>>46965911
Still, it was a neat Kiki job.

>>46965206
GAOOOO

>>46963921
The point is she is undetectable as a monster so she can trick you when you think it's just some brat playing around.

Candlegeist trivia got compiled.
>Candlegeist wax drops
Their wax does not feel hot nor will it leave burn marks, though it may leave traces of their mana. The wax that drips off of them naturally forms into heart shapes. After receiving a lot of service from one in the cowgirl position, a man may be covered in heart-shaped bits of wax along his chest and lower abdomen. (source: Personal communication with KC).

>Candlegeist anatomy
Their body is more solid than a slime, but slightly softer and more elastic than a human. The parts that melt are similar to the consistency of a dorome. (source: Personal communication with KC).

Their wax body can freely detach from their candlestick "legs" in an act comparable to taking off shoes. When they do, they float in the air with their thighs being all that consists of their legs. But then melted wax flows down, and forms into wax lower legs and bare feet. (source: Personal communication with KC).

Their metal candlestick legs are mostly rigid, but can bend at the knee like melted metal. (source: Personal communication with KC).

They can generate a wick and light a flame from any part of their body. (source: Personal communication with KC).

The length of her cloak barely covers her butt, so the strategic placement of candles on the back of her feet serve to illuminate her rear to draw attention to it as she moves about.(source: Personal communication with KC).

>Eyes on candlegeist cloak
The eyes seen on her cloak embody the thoughts of the countless candles that form a candlegeist. When she gets serious and her emotions run high, such as if someone appears who wishes to harm her husband (all the candles get angry and prepare to fight), or her husband gives her a gift of gratitude (the candles become unbearably happy and she is so full of love that she is on the verge of reversing her service), many black eyes will appear on the back of her cloak. (source: Personal communication with KC).

>>46965873
>...ghost loli that physically manifests by possessing a plushie...
So a Loli in a Pedobear cosplay?

>>46966031
Kind of frustrating how he won't even give his patrons all the girl info anymore.

>>46966029
So she's tricking you into thinking you're fucking a human kid?
That sounds weirdly fucked up. I know lolis already get the pedo rep but playing into it feels a bit odd.

>>46966031
>The length of her cloak barely covers her butt, so the strategic placement of candles on the back of her feet serve to illuminate her rear to draw attention to it as she moves about.
Kino

>>46966031
>(source: Personal communication with KC)
Does your other Uncle work at Nintendo?
I'm not saying you're not correct, but it's hardly an effective method to convey information throughout what is supposed to be a global IP.

>>46966050
If you ask him a question in DMs he answers it.

>>46966065
>Global IP
What is this cope.

>>46966056
But is it based?

>>46966118
uptight kuuderes being subtly lewd is always based

>>46964964
she knows boys can't resist those epaulets

>>46966252
e-what

>>46966258
shoulder thingy

>>46965915
Turtle-monkey-frogs make pretty good waifus in Zipangu. That and E. Honda being one of my favorite Fighting Streets characters makes wanting to rassle one that much more appealing.

>>46965925
Kappa also maintain good core and leg strength because dumping out their water bowl and paralyzing them is dishonorable in the ring If you want to make her into your bottom while you mating press her you have to earn that shit. Also helps that Kappa just like the Yuki-Warashi tend to go for their childhood friends.

>>46964964
Not bad

>>46964964
i like how he worked in the wick motif through her hair stripe

>>46966278
I don't understand all this fashion stuff...

>>46964964
Be my guest
Be my guest
Come grab my chest

>>46966202
On what?

Gonna get an anubis pregnant in the ass.

>>46966445
That's not how pregnancies work.

>>46966095
I think he means how do you know he is who he says he is.

>saw the new Age of Wonders 4 expanions
>it's all about tenctacles,mind control and umbral realms
>same with Baldur's gate 3
these mindflayer sure and forcing themselves these days huh?
What? is it mating season for them?

>>46966451
Then why is my Oomukade refusing to kiss if that's how you get preggo for real?

>>46966482
actually baldur's gate is about trannies, gays and reddit humor

Do you think Sandworms prefer boys with blue eyes?

>>46966505
You're a strange, sad little man, and you have my pity.

>>46966510
>sad
I'm not the one playing shit games and then getting upset whenever someone calls me out tho.

>>46966507
They make 'em

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