/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46944970
First for demons!

Anubises are good girls. They're well behaved. They wouldn't rape me like a Hellhound would, that's why I feel safer around an Anubis. Isn't that right, Miss Anubis?
...Miss Anubis? Why are you smiling at me like that?

You get BUGGED.

I AM HERE

HERE FOR MY MONSTERWIFE, WHERE IS SHE

>>46944998
>anubises
deserves rape

>>46945018
Anon... Anon you are playing directly into her fetish...

>>46945020
Be greatful it's a cute wan and not your local haku. She's lonely and on the older side, and might not be able to resist correcting you with grammar and other lessons

Yeah but what about devil worship and witchcraft tho

>>46945048
>devil worship
I would worship them, but then they get too uppity and need correction

What's in Hellhound's search history?

>>46945064
>trucks: what they are and how to catch them

>>46945064
You don't want to know

Seemingly emotionless wolf maid/guard automaton whose emotional state can only be read through their strangely flexible ears and wagging hologram tail

>>46945064
>how to rape cute neighbor
>how to make neighbor fall in love
>how to cook stew
>how to flirt
>how to get into nerd stuff

Your fox wife will ask you to grow a beard so that she can enjoy some of that man-mofu herself

What's the ideal hat for a kemonomimi witch?

>>46945125
Surely the first one

Anubi tongue my anus.

>>46945159
Careful Anon or you might find yourself in an anubis’s schedule

I have an inflamed achilles tendon. Bet this shit wouldn't happen if I lived in the sea

>>46945197
UNDA DA SEA

>*shows up at your doorstep*

>>46945262
I still haven't played Baldur's Gate 3

Behold! A Tomb Queen with her subject:

>https://x.com/yugotme97/status/1528677152551424000/photo/1

Tell me again why Pharaohs are such hot shit again? Why is this so called Tomb Queen just letting a peasant boy do this to her!?

>>46945269
Doesn't matter! You're going to get a Mindflayer Tadpole.

So if I want a lizard girl, should I go to the gym and watch as they try to fight over being the one to spot me?
Or
Go to a shooting range and watch them spill their spagetti talking about their favorite gun?

>>46945190
>A line of anubi waiting for their appointment to lick my dirty behind
>If one takes more than 1 second too long, there's autistic howling about the schedule

>>46945286
next time use a nitter link anon, nitter.poast.org still works
observe
>https://nitter.poast.org/yugotme97/status/1528677152551424000

>>46945402
What's the difference? Why should I bother using some "image hosting site" that's a Wish.com Photobucket, that may or may not have constant connection issues when I can post the artist's/sauce's original Twitter or Pixiv link?

>>46945413
'cause I ain't signing up to twitter just to see one image

>Commit crimes in MGC to get sent to jail so you can have sex with rough monster girls
>Instead you are classified as a "victim of the system"
>Get tons of government support and meek helpful monster girls to help you get back into civil society
>End up with a harem of girls that will do anything you say instead of ending up as a cumpump for a manticore
The MGC legal system can be so cruel.

What happens if I get caught having a boner that I tried hard to hide while taking the MGC tram because it's hard not have one while being surrounded by beautiful girls in skimpy outfits constantly??

>>46945493
Imagine getting caught, the nyankuza have my back and I can launder money in peace.

This is the Chief God's strongest seraphim. No wonder monster girls are winning.

>>46945563
No, that's an uninspired design from a shitty gacha.

>that awkward moment when the retired Order hero who's just an old grey haired fart runs into the dragon he was famous for once slaying again and she's now a dragon zombie
>that awkward moment when he can only avoid eye contact when she asks THOSE questions
>"So your Valkyrie...?"
>"Left me. Branded me a sodomite..."
>"Because...?"
>"I tried hitting on her, Chief god got mad..."
>"Mhm. So, the human girl, the childhood sweetheart that you got with after all your heroic deeds...?"
>"Dumped me..."
>"For?"
>"A merchant, because he had more money than me..."
>"Mhm. And you didn't get rewarded even a little by the kingdom you killed me to protect because it was your home, that I was wrecking, because the King's coffers..."
>"W-Were dry from the Order politics..."
>"Ahuh. And my horde, after I first died...?"
>"...w-was repossessed by the King..."
>"And you didn't get...?"
>"A dime of... it..."
>"Mhm! And your heroic deeds are all...?"
>"Forgotten..."
>"Mhm. And I attacked the kingdom all those years ago in the former Mamono Lord's age in the first place because...?"
>"The King kept sending men to try stealing the horde and your priceless scales..."
>"MHM! So what you really killed me for in the end was...?"
>"D... Defending yourself..."
>"And now you're just a...?"
>"Lonely... sad... pathetic old man..."
>"And what else?"
>"...h.... A hairless ape...."
>"Yep! And soon you're gonna...?"
>"....D..... Die, of my health problems.... and old age...."
>"Indeed! How cruel a thing fate is, isn't it?"
>Dragon Zombie giggles and smugs all over old hero while he seethes uncontrollably at how much of a loser he is in the end
>he thought killing her just made her a mere lizard but in the end the haughty dragon still won anyway
>no matter what, the dragons always win in the end...

>>46945628
How long before she fucks him?

>>46945628
Well that's quite frankly a bit mean of her.

>>46945628
And all dragons are evil, even the dead one. Poor guy did his job and she gloat about his downfall. I can see why she's still alone

>>46945645
Nope, he deserves to die alone like a dog, he attacked a woman.

>>46945688
But he was in the wrong. Dragons are peaceful, its humans who antagonize them and cause them to lash out. Humans are always the bad guys, who cry in pain as they hit you.

>>46945662
Yes, but I can understand she's cranky meeting the one that killed her.
>>46945699
She was just such a massive tsundere in life that some of it carried onto her undeath.

>>46945705
He won't get a good ending, he will die alone, cucked by a merchant, forgotten by all while the dragon can find a nice lovable shota. They're no forgiveness for killers

>>46945704
He wasn't, a dragon was threatening his kingdom and he didn't know anything else. He did his job but everyone fuck him over. He was a literal victim of the system unlike the dragon who build a hoard from spoiled goods, slaughter thousand of innocent people to fed upon and never tried to parlement with him while victimizing herself afterward like your average human woman.

>>46945740
t. incel

>>46945628
And then the guy dies from heartbreak and old age, right in front of the gloating dragon.

>>46945759
>She gets the last laugh, literally
>Go find her hubby waiting for her at the Shota Inn
Good end

>>46945628
Anyone who sees a majestic creature like a Dragon and their first thought is to kill it for glory or to sell the scales deserves to be alone forever in life or death.

Are we getting raid?

Fuck humanity.

>>46945778
No, they're being retarded as per usual

>>46945778
No, anon, a couple of shitposts being tossed around in the middle of dead hours is not a "raid".

>>46945791
>>46945797
Don't know seems really spiteful

>>46945800
Literally look at the image above the dragon zombie post and you'll be able to tell who it is.

>>46945797
>NO you must side with the incel who wants to kill women or you're shitposting

Hug your local spooder today.

>>46945563
yo no NTR'ing tectone waifu anon

>>46945915
Spooder spooky, I hate them

>>46946004
A spooder has been dispatched to provide exposure therapy.

Are we getting braid?

What is your favourite thing about kej?
Be nice, or you may be afflicted by split ends or early pattern baldness.

>>46946067
hey long and beautiful black hair

>>46946036
Leave me alone or I set my house on fire

>>46946067
She dresses nice.
Imagine being hugged by her.

>>46945915
>>46946036
I'm gonna need a very big hammer to squish these spiders.

>>46946067
Hahahahah joke on her bald since my 18
To answer, nothing I'm not interested.

>when the Anubis has a colonizing fetish and constantly taunts you for being white in the hopes of provoking you into mating pressing her ruthlessly but you just want to be friends and be passive to her

>46946157
>when the Anubis has a colonizing fetish
Go back

I'd let a monster colonize my face with her ass.

>>46946223
Seething?

>46946228
You're just an annoying maledomfag or the fr*g, fuck off

>>46946235
Coping?

>>46946157
I will single-handedly colonize all the anubi, sphinxes, and pharaohs I see. And maybe even the sandworms too, to pacify the wilderness.

what will you do when all the high level monsters have to be housed in YOUR village because the end game castle had to be evacuated for fumigation (mold and other nastiness from neet lifestyles).

>>46946269
I put out an ad for free sleeping place, but I get to use her pussy and ass freely whenever I want, underwear is prohibited.

>>46946269
>Level 9264 'Scourge of Civilization' Malef
>Level 12 Anon the baker
>Level 7 Anon the butcher
>Level 9665 'The weird warlock' Baphomet
>Level 23 Anon the gate guard
>Level 9999 'Corrupter of life' Lilim

>>46946269
In the United States, we have the 3rd Amendment to protect us from having to quarter soldiers. So I would respectfully decline any attempts to get me to do such a thing.
Which, honestly, is probably just gonna be cute bug girls whining at my door about how much they'll "totally respect" my boundaries while drooling at the sight of me.

>>46946320
>Be me level 30 anon
>All points dumped into sex drive, obscure trivia, stealth, and video games
>Start in a desert low level town
>See sign for a high level town zone to the north
>Villagers warn me not to go north
>Only devil bugs in town and some level 1 lesser succs
>Go to the north edge of town
>"High Level Area Ahead: Not for low level adventurers!"
>Decide to go north anyway
>Manage to stealth past some salamander gangs
>See another sign
>"EXTREME LEVEL AREA: Sandworms Ahead!"
>"Do not enter unless at least level 12,000
>Strip off all my clothes
>Run straight into the sandworm zone
>Get eaten 4.1 seconds into the sprint
I win again.

>>46945125
1 for maximum fancy
2 if you cant get your hands on 1
3 if the hat's magical efficiency would be compromised by the holes and you absolutely need the +INT/MGK

>>46946269
>>46946403
all of my stat points are dumped into speed, agility, and a little bit of strength.
good luck catching me, fagsters!
im out to find a nice fox instead of some stinky dragon that couldnt even clean the mushroom spores in her castle.

>>46946320
Why didn't anon the gate guard stop them?

>>46946462
Why would he stop the baker and the butcher?

>>46946479
It's all a conspiracy hatched by the Candlestick Maker!

>>46945915
They keep coming indoors and I keep catching them and returning them to their natural habitat

>>46946462
How do you stop a level 9999 Lilim?
What is he gonna do, call her stinky to her face?

Monsters wouldn't be able to stop Awakened Garou.

>>46946548
a sternly worded letter

>>46946666
>bullied child that wants to secretly be a hero
Bogey bait.

>>46946532
Oh, man, Anon, you better hope none of those spiders monsterize. Think about what you did to every single one of them:
>Put her in your hand, her 8 limbs pressed against yours--holding hands
>Carrying her across the threshold
You basically married each and every one of those spiders, Anon. If they monsterize you'll end up with SO MANY spider wives.

>>46946861
I never touched a one! I got them in a cup. Pretty sure I didn't touch them...
Maybe a little on their bums to speed them along...

>>46946823
is that what that was?
i dropped this shit years ago

>>46946892
He got bullied and picked on and became hurt so he began thinking the problem was with humans in general so Garou decided he'd become the strongest monster, the Disaster Level: God, so he could become an icon of fear and terrorize everyone, thinking that if the world was constantly living in terror of him then people would no longer think to do things like bully and hurt others so he learned the most OP martial arts moves in the setting and began beating up every hero he could find and eventually got kidnapped by the Monster Association, slaughtered many of them and eventually awakened as a Monster and then got cosmic powers from God. He thought he would finally become the icon of fear but in his Cosmic Fear mode his body was basically polluting the planet with cosmic radiation that would kill all life. Saitama made him realize what he really wanted was to be a hero and protect people from what he experienced after punching so hard he reversed time and one shot him out of his monster form. Now he's just a super chuuni normal human martial artist again.

That's the gist of Garou.

>>46946967
completely harmless.

>>46947067
Yeah, with her inevitable back problems I believe you.

kiki just walked in on me cumming into a sock.

>>46947178
Later...
>Walk in on Kiki cumming while using that same sock.

>>46947178
>I am sorry mastah. I have failed. It would appear ze correction is necessary. Spank me with ze cum sock

Kiki grabbing you by the throat and lifting you off your feet easily and saying in a serious, dark tone "I have had enough..."

>>46947178

>>46947250
i like when ms kiki judo throws me

Kiki but tall enough to sweater entrap you while she cleans.

I went by the Shog cafe and tried the signature shogloaf of the Shog running it and I told her I hated it, it tasted awful. She started crying and slithered away into the kitchen and then I went home. That was funny LOL. Why do Shogs think they can feed people literal tasteless slime and they will like it?

Kiki but small enough to fit in your pocket and clean out lint before it even has the chance to materialize.

>>46947319
i'm not sure what sort of expression ms kiki is conveying but there's probably no consequences

>>46945001
People always say what men like is a Succubus with blonde hair and a tan but all my boys out there know what we’re really looking for is bug mommies, smooth and cool chitinous insect waifus drawn by the legendary Regu

>>46946861
Reminder that any insects, spiders, etc in your home will all become monster girls. Better be careful you don't have any!

>>46947443
ms ittan momen lurks in wait

>>46944996
I really wish my tablet drivers would fucking behave
I need to redeem myself for this demon

>>46947443
BRB ordering 2 dozen Brazilian Wandering Spiders online. The NON-monsterized versions have a venom that'll give you an erection lasting multiple hours.

>have ventilation shaft above my front door
>covered in spiderwebs
>left them there on purpose since they effectively filter mosquitos from getting in
They better not fucking monsterize or the only way out of my home that doesnt involve a sheer drop will be blocked

>>46945778
>Are we getting rai*pe*d?

>>46945759
>and is getting a Wight BJ about 3 minutes later

>>46947413
>smooth and cool chitinous insect waifus drawn by the legendary Regu
they snatched him before he could even finish speaking
spooky

>>46947335
Anon... taking a bite of her shogloaf basically meant you married her. You just told your wife you hated her food which is made from herself, thus meaning you told your wife you hated her.

>>46944970

>>46947655
She is NOT my wife. She was selling shogloaf to anyone that entered the shog cafe, anyone could have eaten it. Heck, other monsters and people have probably eaten there before. Does that mean she's married to all of them as well now for consuming her? No. Therefor I am not married to her either. I am NOT a shog husband and NEVER will be.

>>46947655
Don't worry, he'll understand in a day or so when he takes a dump
>Lil'Shogg climbing out Anon's ass
>Anon's new Shogg immediately starts taking over the house

>>46947676
Anon, the Shog cafe gets taken over by a new Shog each time the last one gets married, you just didn't notice because it's a communal thing among Shogs. Your Shog wife is really disappointed in you, she will correct you hard.

>>46947678
Anon v*red his new Loli-waifu Shogglet.

>>46947705
NTA, but I think I'd notice if the Shog at that cafe changed. I've been going there for years ever since I had a slice of Shog Cake there. It was the best cake I'd ever had and they NEVER ONCE had it again after that first day. It's driving me nuts.

Do Monsters accept your deepest apologies if you happened to accidentally slip and land face first into their cleavage? Let's just say that I uh, I offended a Dragon just now and she's been following me around with this death glare in her eyes....

>>46947547
...Which is also said to be painful as all hell, so here's hoping you get yourself bitten.

>>46947785
Worth it once they monsterize. MantiBORES eat your hearts out.

I only love the dorkiest, nerdiest monster
The chubby class bully magnet gigadork

>>46947647
Sith girls forever coping because they swear up and down that the feeling of fur drives men mad meanwhile Regura’s fugbugs have smooth chitin that just makes you want to rub your dick all over it because it’s warm and pliant on their stomachs and inner thighs.

Welp, you went and turned the sisters next door into cows. Now what?

>>46947782
You should call her fat and old. That will help your situation.

>>46947335
why did you ask for tasteless slime if you didn't want any, you dingus? you are made of stupid

>>46947782
You must kill yourself as an apology or she will skin alive your whole family. You have 3 hours and contacting the police is useless, they will broadcast it as a warning for others

>>46947858
turn your other neighbors into cows

>>46945628
>>46945699
>>46945756
t.dragoncel

>>46947858
Now I begin my dynasty.

>>46946054
Remember; say no to non-con hair braiding!

Imagine loving a dragon.
I’m sure everyone here would be flattered and honoured to even be in the presence of such a superior monster, let alone be granted the privilege to nurture and dote on her.
Dragons are truly the best of the best. Go out and love a dragon today.

>>46948115
Kill yourself incel

>>46948133
Dragonia tickets are too expensive, I'll have to woo my local college student minimum wage minotaur instead

>>46948133
>>46948147
dragoncels plz

>>46948133
They see us as cattle or food supply. I will stay in no-dragon cities and you can keep your stupid propaganda for yourself

>>46948133
>Imagine loving a dragon.
>Imagine dragons
I'M WAKING UP
TO TITS AND BUTT

>>46948206
THESE DAMN DRAGONS ARE TRYING TO STEAL MY NUT

>>46948133

>>46948091
>>46948121
These guys are going places. Milky places.

Dragon boob better than cow boob
Dragon milk better than cow milk
Dragon better than cow
end of.

I'd kiss a hellhoind or even a h'orc but I don't think I could ever force myself to kissa dragon

Guys, be careful, or you'll unleash the gigacows

>>46946067
she's a cutie

SHUT THE FUCK UP


SHES

SLEE-PING

>>46947508
You need to redeem yourself? How so?
But I hope you get things sorted! Could always use some more cute stuff.

>>46948576
good sleep and many veggies will come your way as long as you reply to this greenworm with "sleep snug little bug"

>>46948576
She will wake up as a Titania

Fuck monster girls.

>>46948672
Impossible, she is holding B right now on the inside of her cocoon

>>46948576
THE SLEEPER AWAKES (you read this in Anub'Arak's voice)

>>46948672
She's holding her lucky everstone plushie in her hands as she sleeps, sorry

>>46944970

>>46936787
>>46941340

>>46948795
would mersharks give you sharkteeth necklaces so people know you're claimed by her, or do they save them all for the tooth titania

>>46948795
Book the snoot

>>46948795
You have caught a shark. You must take responsibility. Also, FYI, nibbling on a shark's fin is said to bring virility in many cultures. You should try it.

>>46948583
Drawing hurts my hand, my thumb specifically
I cut a lot of corners just to get it out of the way so my hand could stop hurting
So I need to redeem myself, make more, and be less ambitious

>>46948576
Oh hi GWA

>>46948827
I'm sorry to hear that. Have you tried physical therapy?
Hope it gets better for you
I thought it was wonderfully cute and it remains one of my favorites

Have you guys claimed your beastgirl wives yet? They're the most numerous monstergirls, aside from insects.

>>46948847
wrong I just wanted to show you this worm

>>46948795
Boop these snoot

>>46947508
it is a good demon and you dont need to redeem yourself unless you wanna draw more of her in which case ganbatte, anon

>>46948576
>>46948880
Better worms exist.

>>46941340
Wasn't that one if the dragonquest games?

>>46948878
>claimed
>not be claimed
are they really beastgirls?

>>46948857
I'm fine, its the coloring that made my hand hurt
I guess im just really weak or holding the pen wrong, either way, itll be fine as long as I keep coloring to a minimum

Does a green worm ever wonder what happened to red worm?

>>46948931
Depends on the beastgirl.

>>46948956
Insinuating that werekats are true beastgirls is an insult to jinkos and hellwans
Domesticated affection sluts is what they are

>>46948941
She's doing alright.

>>46948805
I'd only fuck one of these.

>>46948983
Are they friends?

>>46948931
I know, right?
>And so, as your reward. I have decided to give you the greatest honor you'll ever have in your life; you get to be my male! My mate! Or, my husband as you humans call it!
>Well? Isn't that great!? You get to spend the rest of your life in luxury here in the Cat Kingdom. All of your needs will be looked after.
>And...as I said, you get to be my male...MY male. Which means we can share this bed together anytime we..well, me..want's! And you get the honor of having me bare your children! An honor I would never ever give to some other male.

>>46948974
>implying you can't turn a jinko into a domesticated affection slut

>>46949001
Jinkos and hellwans are weak to belly rubs and lose instantly to burgers, which makes them even weaker to bellyrubs
Literally the most hardcountered monsters there is

>>46949030
I WILL resist xeno temptation

All cats can be domesticated. You just need to know how.

A reward based system works well.
If she tries to claw your face off, eat you, or rape you, you bring out the squirt bottle and spray them in the face. In the event you have a very large cat with high aggression, I recommend a taser for your safety.
If she does something good, you reward her behavior with wet food (preferably meat), head pats, lower back scritches (near the base of the tail), and neck scritches.

Eventually, she'll come to associate you with pleasant things and start to preform good, expected behaviors. And once she does this enough, she's been domesticated.

>>46949030
>gene stealers
>my genes are free
What now, inquistor man?

>>46949038
This works on dogs, not cunning cats.

I accidentally made eye contact with the cashier today, how do I convince Mrs. Hebi I am not having an affair?

>Succubi were once fearsome monsters that spread pain and ruin
Lol. Lmao, even.

>>46949050
It works on cats. Trust me. I know cats.

>>46949063
This already sounds like a big personal achievement.

>>46949017
What if... *I* want to be domesticated?

>>46948987
Uh ok?

>>46949063
>Looking into the eyes of another girl
>Looking at another girl
>Going to places where another girls can be found
>Acknowledging the existence of other girls
That's 4 strikes in 1 day. You're fucked.

>>46949096
just because she is weak to belly rubs doesnt mean she wont plant her fat ass on your lap and fall asleep

>>46949123
What if I slather her in a thick layer of molasses?

>>46949138
She will be very sticky I guess?
Why would you do this?

>>46949102
Can AI do anything but shog.

>>46949123
lapdog hellhound would either be painful or comfy/warm enough to make me fall asleep using her giant tail as a daki

>>46949153
?

>>46946269
I have a tiny apartment. I would only accommodate shortstacks and lolibabas

I would not be able to keep my hands away from a beastgirls ears while cuddling.

>>46949176
Those ears are big enough that they resemble wafers more than fluff handles.

>>46949161
She will curl around you

>>46949153

>>46949213
So it can fail at morgan at home as well.

>>46949038
.t kot with a taming fetish

>>46949001
All it takes is scritches and some good curry, really.

>>46949244
this kot is cute
would be cuter if she had a collar on and was an official mascot pet of my ship though

>>46949219
>morgan at home

>>46948805
I picked up the manga fir her but ended up dropping it

Am I a bed person?

why don't these silly incels and dragoncels get together?
these 2 salty virgins are made for each other

>>46949354
Depends, do you have an Ittan-Momen?

>>46949359
They'd rather be angry than happy.

>>46949359
Absence makes the heart grow stronger

>C'mon dude, free dragonscale armor and a flying mount. Think of the stat bonuses.

>>46949400
How am I supposed to ride her? We're the same size.

My face in Ice Queen thighs, now.

>>46949411
dragons can transform

>>46949400
But I'm a baker...

>>46949439
>transforms into an equally small dragon
Now what?

>>46949456
Ooooh! Cuddle with her because she's warm.

>>46949452
Dragons invented applying heat to food

>>46949456
She grabs onto your back and you fly around like Banjo-Kazooie.

>>46949480
That sounds cute

>>46949504
Foxes cannot be trusted

>>46948206
Why does bogie making stupid puns make me horny for her?

A Monster wearing only her panties sits in your lap amd grinds against your crotch. Would you rather it be a Mad Hatter or a Pharaoh?

>>46949541
Mad Hatter--royalty is too fancy for me.

>>46945769
there is not an Inn populated or run by little boys, you big fat liar.

>>46949552
t. dark mage poster

>>46949552
If there's no such Inn, maybe there is an Outt?

>>46949511
>t. dog girl

>>46949560
go away chesh

>>46949541
Can I pick some undead? They tend to have big butts

>>46949541
I'm not a fan of either

>>46949557
that's ridiculous, and I'm not a dark mage. if there was a building around here full of virginal, virile young boys I would know about it.

>>46949569
Pharaohs are undead.

Poor Lilims are so milquetoast and sad from all the loneliness that if you found one drinking alone at a MGC bar you could just pick her up and carry her home and she wouldn't even care or resist. They need love correction. You should approach a Lilim today and tell her she has pretty eyes.

>>46949569
what kind of monster is this, dumbass?

>>46949585
They are unbred

>>46949592
X

>>46949592
If you lay eyes on a lilim your going to jizz yourself comatose long before you get the opportunity to 'pick her up and carry her home'

>>46949585
>>46949595
Okay fair, but I meant more one of those pale, or ghostly or zombiefied undeads.
When you play Donkey Kong Country 2 and get to the later worlds the enemies are undeads do you fing Pharaoh variants of the peope you killed? No, you find ghosts and skeletons

>>46949592
I'm gonna bond with a Lim over drowning our sorrows in booze at the bar together.

>>46944970

>>46949602
The aura of intense horny is way more the reason none of them can pick up a date, their entourage sees a vulnerable man in their presence and quickly snatches up the weakened prey

>>46949592
many such cases

Imagine grabbing a lilim and then finding out that she's just a regular succubus with white hair.

>>46949474
>Turn your man into a dumb cuddle slut zombie with this one simple trick!

I like regular demons more than lilims.

Breed elves.

>>46949635
Not nearly old enough
Give me the saggiest hag elves, they deserve it more

>>46949633
I love both, but blueberries are my first choice. Good boys belong to demons.

>>46949635
Well, they are an endangered species...

>>46949635
That's not an elf, that's a pixie. You can't fool me that easily.

>>46949638
it's true

Monster hags at the supermarket wearing only a thong asking you for help to reach the top shelf

>>46949626
That’d be an Arch Succubus wouldn’t it?

>>46949638
I'm simply terribly weak to blueberries. Their design has everything I could ever ask for.

>>46949541
Imagine a loli Pharaoh's noble plump ass in panties that barely qualify as a piece of fabric on your lap.

>>46949690
>loli
no

>>46949654
That's one horny succ.

>>46948931
different beasts just have different methods
>portals open
>instantly dumped into a VERY high class area of MGE
>instantly start going
>"oh woe is me, im just a poor earth male in a classy monster city. whatever shall i do?"
>hear a few laughs, but no monsters even tried to rape you
>a few minutes later a kitsune walks up to you (calling her a mere fox would betray her status)
>everything about her screams class, from the way she dresses, the way her nine tails are positioned, to the fact that her fur is GOLD
>think this is finally it, but you notice she has a wedding ring
>"just what do you think you're doing?"
>"well, since a lot of beast girls are here i thought that they'd pounce and-"
>she starts laughing
>"oh silly boy, that doesnt work here. the women you see all around you dont want a pushover for a man"
>"then what do they want?"
>"someone they can call an equal, no mere sex-doll or someone who wishes to use them. but a true 'other half'. hmmm..."
>she looks you up and down
>"i think you've got what it takes, but someone needs to train you" she flashes her wedding ring "and who better than an expert?"
>the next hour is spent working on your posture.
>finally
>"oh thats just perfect! even in your rags i can feel the dignity coming off of you!"
>"well im off th-"
>"no no, not yet. lets go get you some better clothes first. cant have someone that looks like a bum walking around here"
>the two of you start walking along
>the kitsune is grinning from ear to ear
>her only thought is that once she's done, you'll be a perfect husband for her daughter.

>>46949749
Something seems off about the nipple placement

>>46949654
>horn socks before going to bed
she's a keeper

>>46949778
safety first.

>>46949778
>she's a keeper
Actually, she seems to be a demon.

>>46949748
Her daughter moved out several years ago, it's time she stops meddling!

>>46949692
But lap-sitting and grinding is distinctive tactics from seductive lewd brats.

>>46949286
I feel you

>>46949795
he has already shown his distinct lack of culture, no use communicating with him any further.

>>46949789
Damn it, Miss Haku! I told you to stop following me!

>>46949792
but she just became a neet!
she has to take action before her daughter starts eating tubs of ice cream and becomes an unlovable blimp that cant fit into her black-and-gold dress.

>>46949808
Haku-sensei has decided to make a model student out of you. Resistance is futile.

I have a kunoichi wife. No, you can't see her.

>>46949904
Is your kunoichi wife in the room with us right now?

>>46949896
Tsurugi sex wife

>>46949904
Same here. I have never seen nor heard her but she is just waiting for the best time to introduce herself.

>>46949961
Unbelievable

>>46950040
The fact that mge mermaids make it so you can survive and breathe underwater with them makes them a significantly more attractive option than in other media.

>>46948983
Colorblind anons cant see a difference

>>46950092

>>46950195
This milk is a bit salty for me...

>>46950195
>didn't save the colored one

>>46950276
NOO!!! The snake isn't supposed to charm you!

>>46950399
finally after years of perfectly trustworthy foxes being posted: a fox thats actually not trustworthy.

>>46950439
ayo gimme yo wallet an yo essence humie boi

>valk gets assigned to some archivist mage
>never leaves the library he works at

>>46950456
>Guardian angel found my smut shelf

>>46950456
just because he dosent charge headfirst into the monsters lair dosent mean he dosent have enemies... like getting to bed on time, nutrition and exercise. Valk-san will fight these enemies everyday no matter the circumstances. especially the first one, she will stay with him until she is sure he has entered deep sleep. it is her duty, after all.

the main character of the last game you played gets replaced with a random monster girl, https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
if there are multiple MCs, roll multiple monsters.
what changes?
reminder: monsters cant kill or be killed, so keep in mind that a pacifist approach has to be taken using a monster's natural abilities.

>>46950092
Isn't that somewhat normal? I remember in Pirates of Caribbean 4 that the religious guy who got kissed by a mermaid went on to swim with her underwater to her people

>>46950513
>wisp is now fleet command
We're not making it to hiigara are we bros?

>>46950456
>nothing but dusty scroll and shuffling tomes about all day
>suddenly wurm pops up on the grounds
>valk dives at her like an addict desperate for their next hit
>mage tells wurm she's made a wrong turn and points her back to monster territory
>she leaves
>valk utterly seething

>getting coiled an exceptionally clingy lamia

>>46950375
>Anon running from a lamia
>He manages to get ahead of her and hides
>The lamia stops and looks around for him
>Anon starts to wonder if he'll get away
>Rummaging through her possessions, she reveals and flute and starts playing it
>To Anon's confusion, he feels an inexplicable need to leave his hiding place and start dancing
>Try as he might, he is unable to resist the alluring tune.

>dirty neet anubis hands you a bottle of Mt. Doo
>drink it
>bitter and foul taste
>it's not Mt. Doo
>she knows it's not
>horrifying realization hits you
>she doesn't care and gets back to her game

>>46949748
>someone they can call an equal, no mere sex-doll
Impossibly high standards.

>>46950456
>Valkyrie Says I'm Destined to be a Hero but I Just Want to Stay at my Library and Study Arcane Geometries

>kiki wife that wakes you up every day by riding you cowgirl style

>>46950513
>Hades 2
I don't think giving Mel ice powers changes a lot.
Please don't make this a grandpa-fucking adventure...

>But your honor, if you would just pull up his status screen, you will see he has -300% lightning resist. He is taking FOUR TIMES lightning damage. Look at that and tell me he isn't a zapslut trying to get himself raped by a raiju.

>Dump charm resist instead of lightning resist
>Insta-lose to a succubi winking at you

>'His kiss resistance was -150%, your honor, I was only giving him what he wanted' constitutes a proper defense in court

>>46950548
>few years later
>the valk has become incredibly neurotic and twitchy
>she's constantly huffing like she's enraged
>she doesnt even have her sword on her any more. the first person to tick her off is getting grappled and given a good 'ol fashioned beatdown with her gauntlets
>but neither the mage or valk realize that in that time mamano mana has washed over the library
>this also means that her gauntlets (and sword) have been turned into demon silver
>some order goons break in to "reclaim" the library.
>the front door is completely busted
>the mage looks upset
>meanwhile the valk has a broken grin on her face, the whole order squad knows whats coming
>before they can react she's already lunged forward and knocked out the first person
>as the mage preps some cleaning & repair spells the valk works her way through the group
>a few minutes later and the raid has already been delt with
>there's a pile of free men outside for roaming monsters, the valk has her composure back, and the two are working on cleaning up the mess
>later...
>"mage, its come to my realization that we may be... uh... 'corrupted'."
>"i suppose you're right, valk. that is the only reason why we'd be raided by our own soldiers in the first place."
>"what do you think we should do about it?"
>the mage thinks for a moment
>"it doesnt change much. the purpose of this building is the archival of arcane resources. as long as the library and the books within remain in good shape then it matters not if its within monster or order territory. and you are well aware that this library has always remained open to angels, humans, AND monsters. the chief goddess has always encouraged the flow of knowledge between all people."
>the valk frowns
>"yes, but it is also our moral duty to the chief goddess to remain pure. something that cannot be maintained if we let ourselves live within the boundary of demonic energy."
>"maybe so, but the maintenance of the library supersedes that. and would it not be beneficial to our archival efforts if we have direct access to the spells of demons and monsters?"
>the valk sighs
>"yes, it would be. but you know how i feel about being corrupted given that im an angel"
>"this also means you get fights more often thanks to order raids"
>the valk perks up
>"heh, guess we really have gotten to know each other"
>"now, what kind of tea would you like? a nekomata mage left us some catnip tea a few weeks ago and im curious about how it tastes to non-cats."

>>46950513
My jacked old man high level cleric/alchemist character gets replaced with a Kunoichi, now what?

>>46950723
FATT

>>46945114
Monsters with beast traits probably love body hair on their husbands

>>46950520
>implying she didn't drown him

I want to visit Zipangu, and go to a hot springs where I can lounge in the water while looking at an open view down from the misty mountains and get served sake by a naked Kejourou loli.

>>46950723
goddamn everything is skindentation on this demon, the kind of demon to eat a single forkful of cake and have their wings flutter and face light up in glee. Where can I find one?

Get yourself a wife that can do it all
Get yourself a baphomet today!

>>46950789
A baphomet can't let me live in her mouth all day, everyday.

-1 baphomet
+1 sandworm

>>46950796
>>the front door is completely busted
She can with the power of shrinking spells. You might not enjoy the trip down as much though.

>>46950723
I would only take this demon to court to have our marriage officiated.

>>46950798
I can't impregnate her tongue like I can a sandworm.

I want to watch a sitcom about a Kunoichi trying to steal a man's seed and his Kikimora maid who always manages to outninja the ninja and thwart her attempts while said man remains completely oblivious to all of their shenanigans.

>>46950861
My hot take is that mamono are better suited for slice of life comedies than porn.

>>46950513
>Hades 2: Kill Grandpa Boogaloo
Absolutely nothing because her sickle and knife already deal backstab damage.

>>46950878
>sitcom of two girl living together and both desperately trying to find a man
>but keep ending up in increasingly homoerotic scenarios together

>>46950895
And those two girl's names?
Albert Einstein.

>>46950869
gross

I like kikis, but I especially love MY kiki!

>>46950937
your the guy commissioning all the glasses Kiki stuff?

>>46950937
Your kiki is getting the floor all sticky.

>>46950942
No, I'm too poor to commission stuff.

>>46950945
Good. Kiki juice is a good disinfectant.

>>46950961
That oomukade is very cute. Oomukades don't always get to just be cute girls.

>>46951003
The vtuber isnt.

>>46950961
Anon...
>>46947660

>>46951019
Isn't the middle one a vtuber? The cockroach one that KC drew?

>>46951031
Yes.

>>46951037
She's cute because KC made her.

>>46951046
She's cute because devil bugs are cute.

>>46950967
You don't have to commission stuff to love your waifu.

>>46951074
... unless she's a danuki.

>>46951085
and then?

>>46951125
You draw little puff clouds.

>>46949795
it's quite unfair

>>46950766
And to think, she can just carry you around with her hair effortlessly despite being half as tall.

>>46951154

>>46951154
Cute bun

>>46951085
Then I guess you're SOL. But legitimately speaking people who commission a bunch of art always come off as bugmen with too much money to burn.

>>46951161
>she can just carry you around with her hair effortlessly despite being half as tall.
Naturally she'd show a remarkable amount of grace and restraint despite being so young, sticking only to elegant, seductive and teasing stuff. Atleast that's the type of girls I imagine Kejourous being, they don't need any more force than a helpless human girl of the same size and age would have when they have such softly harmonic feminine wiles even as lolis.

I like elves

>>46951407
You a knife ear lover, Anon? You a tree humping, leaf wearing, bark eating knife ear lover?

>>46950513
>Rabbit and Steel
Pretty sure it doesn't matter what I roll, nothing changes

Imagine just walking and minding your own business and then suddenly you find an mg falling on you.

>>46951499
haha oh nooooo shes "fallen"

Lil' Ocelomeh broke one of your windows playing baseball with her friends too hard using the obsidian clubs as bats, now her parents are forcing her to apologize to you and make amends for causing trouble. What will you make her do?

>>46951538
that shit fixes pretty quick with magic so it's not a big deal

>>46951538
I immediately send her back to her parents and tell them everything is fine. I'm not falling for this, Ocelomeh are notorious rapists, even the small ones. If I kept the Smolcelomeh in my house long she'd find a way to pin me down and amazon press me until she's pregnant. I don't want to have a bunch of cat children.

>>46951538
Be understanding as >>46951556 says. Amends will be made thousands of times over later in the form of brown loli tomboy sex, when this becomes the chance encounter that makes makes her fall in love.

>>46951538
Can I choose one of her friends instead?

>>46951538
Make her transform into a jaguar so I can rub her belly. I don't want it to be weird with her normal form.

>>46951326
>maledom boot camp
Finally something based from these gay ass news paper's

Does your monster wife also rub her small butt on your balls?

>>46951633
No, she rubs her big butt on them

>>46951644
The size of her 2 cheeks differ?

pollinators are important

>>46951669
I'd pollen her 'ators.

>>46951669
you should do you part in keeping the bee population up

>>46951669
>>46951715
I'm doing my part

>>46951715
>>46951734
I dunno, that doesn't sound very hip.

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