/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46930957
Trolling with Troll pic = very meta

Male elves are halfway into alping by default

>>46931112
I can make them worse.

This is now the manticore thread you can only post manticores.

>>46931130
Cringecore are not welcomed

>>46931130
Is it batcat time?

>>46931130
instructions unclear, redcap deployed instead

>>46931112
Tell that to a high elf elder sister that. Go ahead and tell her such a thing happening to her little brother and let's see if you still think it's a funny joke.

>>46931287
I do not joke. I say this while sending BHC and tep memes to her halfway-there little brother

Bogey is so scary. She's literally a nine foot rall behemoth that just sits in the dark and stares at me with glowing eyes... how is something so frightening supposed to help me curb my depression? I'm just afraid now...

>>46931333
She's LITERALLY a teddy bear, Anon. A stuffed toy mamono. You need cuddle correction so long and hard that you may get pressure ulcers.

I will now kabedon this oni. she will be intimidated.

>>46931333
Yeah, with how cute they act it's easy to forget that bogeys are actually huge.

>>46931481
>Kabedon the chocolate oni
>She's so tall that you have to look up just to see her tits.
>Her frame is so large that your kabedon attempt is practically a hug
>You didn't think this through at all.
>Look up into her eyes and mutter out something just louder than a whisper.
"H-hi..."
>Oni blushes and looks away.
>"Uh, h-hi..."
>She's breathing really shallow and fast.
>"Oh no"
>She collapses back against the wall, knocking her head against it in the process.
>Suddenly almost all her weight is on your arms and you go down, too.
>Start to panic and call 911.
Good-ish end?

Other than canines, which species can sense your fear and will take advantage of it?

>>46931766
Jedi.

Poor miss Valkyrie is so depressed, everyone prefers "evil girls" or "ancient evils" and they only want evil girls, good girls like her that fight for good are just completely forgotten. No men ever approach miss Valkyrie! She spends her days drowning her sorrows at the bar and then crying in the clouds. How could people love evil so much and hate goodness...? She just doesn't get it...

>find a really good deal online for a trip to Neo Olde Zipangu, I don't know where that is but my ancestors would've slapped me if I passed up a discount this good!
>after waiting in line for hours at security, get on the flight just in the nick of time and sit down, curiously I didn't see any female passengers but I was hurried so probably missed them anyways
>hit extreme turbulence a few minutes after take off, the poor sods who unbuckled their seatbelts before the light turned off richochet around the cabin
>eventually calms down and we land very quickly, flight was maybe an hour tops so that's great! I hope everyone else wasn't too traumatized by that
>I'm almost the last to disembark and see there's one guy crying, full stream of tears, dude must have had a repressed trauma or something, and a stewardess quickly escorts him to the back of the plane, nice of them to try and calm him before they let him loose
>take my leave and get in line for security... again!
Guys, I really can't take another eternity of waiting for security to process me. I just want to get to my hotel and take a nap already. Anyways, you guys ever been here before? Any cool things I absolutely have to check out? It was a limited time promo, no clue what to do.

>>46931782
Valkyries don't care if you're good, just that you die with honor and glory

>>46931766
All monsters feel your fear and most will comfort you

But monsters are the scary ones

>>46931782
That's so sad. If she commits suicide, she'll be dead and not sad anymore, just a thought. Anyway excuse me while I go rail an ancient evil dragon.

>>46931782
>>46931806
This, she should off herself like every scum that serves the chief god

>>46931766
The Sith manipulate your fear into the dark side of the fandom

>>46931820
>not just killing the an*els yourself

>>46931782
its because she dresses so modestly. shes completely unapproachable with all that armor! she needs to get some fashion tips from her fellow angels.

>>46931782
She keeps trying to get me to "train to fight evil" and I'm a 40-something computer programmer. It's just not happening, lady. I don't care what deity told you it's my destiny.

>>46931782
Maybe she should stop being ugly (gold) and start being pretty (purple)

How do I unpurple my Valkyrie guardian angel?
I’m going to go get some blonde hair dye and white paint to fix her. She’s acting weird and strange. I’m scared for her. I hope she’s okay, and will get over whatever this purple ailment is

>>46931994
It's just a goth phase

>>46931994
You have to hug her and hold her tight, she's probably feeling really cold due to the ailment too.

Burn churches down.

I'm going to kiss a fat wock, and she can't stop me!

Still waiting on KC's Grey. One day.

I don't need Monsters. All I need is my private theater in house and my films. They can't provide me the same enjoyment that my cinema does, nor do they have good taste in cinema themselves.

>>46932189
>Esteemed director Miss Phantom makes a series of perfect kinos.
>Anon's heart melts quietly, and he doesn't even realize he's hopelessly in love.
>Miss Phantom realizes he exists with a little help from Eros Gremlins, and tracks him down.
>Only time Netflix and Chill involves actually watching the whole movie, because Anon spends the whole film just massaging her feet.
And that Anon? Quentin Tarantino.

weekend is almost over Anon, auntie needs to go home.

>>46932023
>>46932046
It's not a phase, daaaad

>>46931782
>everyone prefers "evil girls" or "ancient evils"
I prefer young and good, I'll take a cute golden Valkyrie.

>>46932376
>Anons "cute """golden""" valkyrie" after holding hands with her for the first time.

>>46932392
They don't turn into Dark Valkyries if you make the first move on them. They only go Dark if they're lustful first.

>>46932415
... and who told you that?

>>46932415
They should, normal valkyrie sucks.

>>46932466
The literal profiles say that.

>Anooon, turn the AC up, it's too hoooot

>>46932469
Fucking the normal valk is a lot more exciting, the dark version is too corrupted.

I will defeat the local Lilim.

>>46932575
id rather take on the regional Lim.

I’m off to beat the de jure lim

>>46932475
The profile says that the difference between a Valkyrie and a Dark Valkyrie is that a Valkyrie doesn't realize she's been cut off from the gods due to exposure to mamono mana until after she fully monsterizes while a Dark Valkyrie comes to the realization sooner.

Good thing Monsters don't care about the fast food fry cooks like me.

I want to go around Hagvile pranking the elites to show them who's the boss

I’m the most important monster in this area and I’m looking for a fry cook to rape and feed me deep fried consumables and gelatinous shakes

Good thing the Monsters don't care about the cruel and greedy CEOs like me who screw over thousands of wagies that work for me monthly.

Im a big lead arrow

I'm the least important Devil Bug monster in this area and I'm going to rape correct a cruel and greedy CEO who screws over thousands of wagies that work for him monthly into a better boss and person.

I'm disabled, Monsters wouldn't rape me.

It's movie night with Auntie Satyros. What are you going to watch with her, and will you be able to get to the end of the movie without getting molested?

I’m a pair of cursed crutches

>>46932706
Do cursed weapons have autistic arguments about which of them is the superior weapon (refusing to actually fight in their human forms as that counts for nothing)?
Cursed katana and cursed longsword have a very bitter feud.

>>46931333
Believe it or not, being scared of the bogey activates the bogey.

>>46931902
you WILL learn the way of the blade, and you WILL make a videogame about it

HUGE HARPIES

>46933137
Fuck off

>>46933182
what's your problem

>>46933182
Show me on the doll where the harpy touched you

>>46933182
Uh oh, someone has sand in their vagina.

>>46933212
indecently dressed birds won't leave me alone...

>>46931782
it may be less that people don't go for good girls and more that evil girls often won't take no for an answer
good girls don't rape

>>46933197
she held my hand with her big birb hands

>>46933223
they might if they're pushed to their limits

>>46933223
>good girls don't rape
bogeys
bogies
onis
o-cello-myehs
kikis

>>46933225
scary

>>46933230
>>46933236
when a good girl does it it's making love

>>46933197
buttonmashing on the crotch

>>46933225
harpies have motherly, protective instincts as well

>>46933223
Damn right they aren't good!
Evil is in right now!

>>46931833
>"Fuck me, and your journey toward the dark side will be complete."

>>46931481
That's a bunny.

do not have sex with evil

>>46933312
i will mate with the evil and drown this world in evillets.

>>46933312
it's not my fault... i got raped by evil first

>>46933312
wedlock the evil

>>46933219
Many such cases, it's swooping season.

>>46933289
How long does a harpy have to sit on her eggs before they hatch? I hope it's not nine months.

>>46933333
she'll sit on you for as long as she feels is necessary. don't whine.
be grateful she hasn't decided to feed you mouth-to-mouth

>>46933342
Not ME, the eggs.

>>46933342
>>46933333
When harpies have baby boys, do they also hatch from eggs?
I'm imagining a momma harpy keeping a little boy nestled under her wings like a hen does with chicks

>>46933344
you could do it too. NEET it up with a blanket and watch tv while spooning the egg

>>46933223
Good girls have to start abducting men to save them from the clutches of evil. It's the only way.

>>46933312
If she's evil then why is she so hot?

>>46933372
Because she's evil, obviously. Good girls aren't hot, they're beautiful.

>>46933321
i do like the straightjacket/wedding dress combination. look how happy she is

>>46931782
Unfortunately for Fraulien Walkűre most of /jp/mge are slack-jawed neverserved pacifist neets who don't fit her standards.
If you haven't fought wars before the Portals open, it's too late. Larp fighting with demonsilver afterwards doesn't count.
>a desperate Valkyrie down on her knees is a better "thankyouforyourservice" than an annual free shitty lunch at Arbys

>>46933378
Evil is beautiful

Good will always triumph over evil.
I will prove it by dominating evil in bed.

>>46933349
I like the idea that harpy girls hatch from eggs and the very rare boys are live births.

>>46933408
Corruption bait

>>46933422
sure, but isn't that everybody?

>>46933422
The shogs and the lims and the malefs will all fall to my holy sword (penis).

>>46933342
harpies seem like they'd be nice momsters

>>46933454
things would've been different if i had a big, supportive black harpy family

Why is miss hatter drinking a raging mushroom in her tea?

>>46933460
it helps regulate her mood

>>46933454
Harpies are very loving and have big family flocks. You get with a harpy and you join her several dozen other friends and sisters.

>>46933460
It helps calm her down

>>46933460
It helps make her cheerful and happy

>>46933460
She likes the taste.

>>46933333
>expect harpies to be human sized
>they're actually 8.5 ft tall
>evolved to be big enough to abduct humans back to their nests
>sit on their husbands like a chicken sits on her eggs
>pecks you if you try to get out from underneath her

>>46933460
They were out of Hyperborean pre-rape protein.
She may not look it, but hatter rapes with the best of them.

>>46933494
That's only the great eagles.

If there are raging mushrooms, there must be autistic mushrooms too.

>>46933506
lick the myconid

>>46933460
>PLAP PLAP PLAP
SMASHING! TOP SHELF! I SAY, JOLLY GOOD
>PLAP PLAP PLAP
WHAT HO OLD CHAP! WE'RE GOING AT THE SPEED OF KNOTS! AT THIS RATE, I DO BELIEVE I'll BE PREGNANT SOON ENOUGH! WHAT SAY YOU?

Manticores are DORKS

You can bore meathead monsters into leaving by going into long lectures on nerd topics. Just a few minutes of lore from your favorite game without a break to think about football or something will completely fry their brains

>>46933522
all she's thinking is "cute nerd will make clever children"

>>46933522
don't let them fool you, football and similar sports are some of the nerdiest shit around. it's all stats and numbers

>>46933528
If a big hellhound or ogre called me a cute nerd I would fold like a deckchair.

>>46933494
the fate of all human men

>>46933532
Don't say that. It took years of clever lies to get them to learn math

>>46933542
>tfw hueg monster always keeping you underneath her
>tfw always making sure her vulva is in direct contact with you
nesting instincts are weird

>>46933494
>peck
harpies don't have beaks, though. does she just kiss you?

>>46933597
forehead bonk, but more like a cat
She pushes you back though

>>46933604
back into the downy belly feathers with ye

>>46933597
>>46933604
Harpies must be very flexible.

>>46933597
passionate, tongue-down-throat fierce making out until you're too dazed and pleasure-drunk to resist as she shuffles you back under her warm wings

>>46933499
I like this image.

>>46933528
>tell amazon that you're too scrawny to give her warrior children
>she says that it will be a good test for her genes

>>46933628
The fate of many adventurers tasked with slaying a nearby monster.

>>46933642
>>46933499
lmao get squished losers

>>46933499
Optimal harpy size.

>>46933642
>beeg monster, small man
Very common pairing, don't forget small girls also need lots of love.

>>46933648
help

>>46933656
>>46933658
>>46933642
>>46933499
if im visible at all to any outside observer during a hug, then she isnt the the right one for me.

>>46933682
the bigger the better

I told miss yeti that miss bogey is a better hugger than her.
I also told miss bogey that miss yeti is softer than she is.
Hopefully they will teach me a lesson.

>>46933682
IMAGINE

>>46933695
they both simply accepted your decision and will now keep their distance knowing that you're in a loving relationship with a very comfy wife.

>>46933656
>small girls completely ignored
Brutal

>>46933656
consider: the guy is also really bug, the monster is just bigger.

>>46933656
>hips wider than your shoulders
w-wow...

>>46933658
that is a frighteningly large cat.

>purring blowjob
The dream

>>46933709
small girls just need to accept their inferiority and play the long gam. they need to befriend a boy early on and build a strong, lifelong relationship with him. even though theyre likely going to outgrow him before he matures.

>>46933656
>>46933722
At what point does it become a hotdog down a hallway?

>>46933219
>left
wild chicken
>right
domesticated chicken

>>46933709
their aggressive temperaments often try to compensate for their lack of size
or was that dog breeds?

>>46933777
It is true smaller girls get much more aggressive

how big is too big?
give me a height.

>>46933740
incubized men with beeg wives have comically large dicks for their frames

>>46933797
anything above standing cunnilingus is the hard border for me. anything below that can work with good art.

>>46933797
The limit is around here for me, and I recognize it's probably smaller for most people.

>>46933522
>>46933528
>>46933537
>>46933633
Why would a large monster want a small weakling over a strong jock type with good genetics?

>>46933460
That mushroom looks pretty calm to me.

>>46933883
not as easy to manhandle

>>46933883
It's not like the jock is stronger than her either.

>>46933883
On account of my ravishing good looks and incredibly charming personality, I suspect.

>>46933797
I'd say the toppest biggest girl for me would be eight feet. Any bigger and you can't even hug or cuddle her properly.

>>46933883
Because no human is stronger than a big monstergirl and genetics don't matter at all to them, since their inherent mamonobama will rewrite and fix anything detrimental or bad.

>>46933925
I will adamantly insist upon the absolute best relationship arrangement being one really big girl and one small girl. That way you can big spoon the small girl while the big girl big spoons you both.

>>46933975
This is correct.

>>46933975
best harem dynamic is one big mommydom-type girl and one small brother-complex type girl so you can bond while you're both drinking from your mommy's milky tits

>>46933975
i think you're a fox propagandist trying to convince young men to take on 2 of those hairy pests. im unto you vixenists.

>>46933797
Usually somewhere around 5'10/178 though I generally prefer shorter than that. I make an exception for girls tall enough to give me a faceful of titties when we hug, but that's on rare occasions.

>>46933975
the problem with the sampler platter is you need to try a bit of everything
you start wanting a shortstack
and maybe a maid
and an octopus
this is how a bicorn tricks you into getting harems

>>46933975
spontaneous ahoge generation on young men visiting the demon realm must be studied.

>>46934036
it's a symptom of arousal

>>46934034
What I want most of all is to unilaterally devote all of my love and passion towards one person, so she can experience the depths of my adoration towards her and feel a fraction of the love that wells in my heart for her every day.

>>46933797
boobhat size absolute minimum.
if she isn't tall enough, then I will get a pixie or grem to build a shrink ray so I can be manhandled.

>>46933940
>their inherent mamonobama will rewrite and fix anything detrimental or bad.
I like the implications of this.

>>46934052
harems seem exhausting, i don't have the mental stack for that
ms hebi makes some excellent points

>>46933975
I like it when monsters try and get you drunk. Constantly topping off your glass of wine or bowl of sake while shamelessly flirting with you

>>46933797
women shouldn't reach over 5'7

>>46934080
The nature of harems mean you're not giving a girl as much attention she's giving out unless the harem members were into each other beforehand. At least if they with each other before hand you avoid the awkward situation of each new harem member dividing your attention away from older ones.

>>46934103
women shouldn't go under 7'5"

>>46934080
Yeah, that's a lot of energy to put out. A pre-built bunch of sister-wives as into each other as you are all of them could work, but that's a really specific thing that smacks too hard of wish fulfillment for me to take seriously even in this setting.

>>46934121
>tfw you will never be claimed by a racehorse with a reputation for ruthlessness and a nickname like 'old one-eye'

I love fox
>>46933

>>46934121
>>46934153
The life of a stable boy is a hard one

>>46934121
>>46934153

>>46934167
intimidated grooms are the best

>>46934121
>>46934153
>>46934160
>>46934167
Horse-size horse girl you say?

>>46934157
Completely fox-addled

>>46934157
posting clearly degenerated by advanced foxoplasmosis

>>46934153
horses yearn for the companionship their species once shared with humans

>>46934157
>>46934192
>>46934209
i can already see Anons fluff addled eyes staring blankly into space as he hold backspace down for a few seconds. only to remember what he was doing and hitting post.

>>46934015
>not wanting TWO fluffy wives
Get well soon

>>46934090
a dangerous predator

>>46934254
>horsegirlfriend asks you to let her give you piggyback rides every once and a while
>not sure what she gets out of it but sure, alright
>just runs around outside with you on her shoulders for a little while
>always is in a great mood when you get back

>>46934080
>>46934113
Polygamy is too far, bigamy is where it's at. Two wives to alternate pregnancies and help with all the children when one is out. Big families require many hands.

>>46933302
>Cait Sith pulling this on an Anon
>Tries telling him that humans prefer the feeling of furry bodies on their dicks
>Variety of cat girls with their husbands at the bar trying to stifle their laughter as the guy isn’t buying it

>>46934063
>gene responsible for balding by 23?
>erased
>predisposed to diabetes and heart disease?
>not anymore
>bad eyesight run in the family
>gone, you and all your children will be 20/20

>>46934322
they might keep some of the anxiety disorders around if they find it cute

>>46933398
I played Rising Storm!

>>46934322
>gone, you and all your children will be 20/20
She can't take my glasses they're mine

>>46934360
All monstergirls who wear glasses are wearing fakes.
You can do the same thing.

>>46934363
i don't respect it

>>46934360
she's not going to fix your vision, otherwise you wouldn't look like her cute nerd all the time.

>>46934380
I bet gargoyles always turn to stone in exposed poses to entice guys to fondle the "statue".

>>46934388
if you're to be an artpiece it may as well be an exhibition

>>46934080
>ms hebi makes some excellent points
Of course she does, why would you make it harder for yourself?
You should put all of your love and affection towards her and her alone

>>46934399
Carlooooooos

I just want more human corruption stuff.

>>46931789
I genuinely don't understand what's happening here. Is he getting trafficked or something?

>>46934388
I like to think you can even fuck your gargoyle while she's in stone form if you're horny enough. Don't ask me how that's supposed to work, her smooth stone holes become malleable when you thrust your dick against them because magic, or something.

Think of your third most favorite monster
What is it? Would you be okay with her?

>>46934352
Don't bring in your vidya game history.
>Ms Valk checks whether you paid the hookers fairly in GTA
>She starts playing Wulfenstein and asks you why she's being made to be shooting at "the hero-guy with the cutemustache"

>>46934484
I'm 100% sure gargoyles can control which parts remain soft and squishy.

>>46934492
Yes. I think anything in my top 5 and probably even my top 10. I'm more concerned with being with my soulmate than a particular species.

>>46934484
Only if she pre-gapes as she's petrifying.
Of course she does.

>>46934477
it always goes too far. so hard to find that vanilla corruption

>>46934508
I'm going to beat you up with a metal pipe.

>>46934477

>>46934492
Tritonia? I'd be very happy with her, yes.
Squishy wife.

>>46934521
!

>>46934492
Given the 'great divide of opinion on maidos', every Anon should have either a Kiki or a Shogg somewhere in his Top5, so that option should satisfy most Anons if they somehow don't get their #1.

>>46934514
I'm not even GapeAnon.
It's just in some circumstances like this it actually makes sense to hold the hole open a bit.

>>46934508
>>46934536
Tape

>>46934298
HossGF asks Anon to mount up on her for a quick ride
>instructions unclear
And that's how your first daughterfu was conceived

>>46934564
these things happen

>>46934492
There's enough monsters I like a lot so I'm not even sure which one is third. Maybe Demon, I would be very okay with that.

>>46934500
>I'm 100% sure gargoyles can control which parts remain soft and squishy.
I imagine that the soft parts are still stone/marble -like the rest of the body, but soft like normal fleshy parts. Mainly because I want to know what fucking something unreal like that would feel like.

>>46934492
All of my top ten would be more than fine, third would be a demon or smart cow depending on my mood.

>>46934616
Although it is kinda funny to imagine.
>examining oddly erotic gargoyle statue
>notice discoloration
>peek down between her legs
>pure white marble suddenly gives way to a bright, inflamed pink

>>46934629
>practicing cunnilingus on suspiciously detailed stone statues and leaving before night falls

>>46934646
Edging gargoyles sounds like a dangerous game.

>>46934659
you're good as long as you don't drink the gargoyle milk

>>46934687
well... uh... so what happens if you do that? I didn't, of course. just curious.

>>46934704
small amounts have a narcotic effect, often causing one to linger until nightfall
larger amounts make your movements sluggish and judgements clouded. you get stoned, or so they say.

>>46934629
Speaking of marble, I bet gargoyles could be made of practically any rock.
>tfw no cute granite garg

>>46934721
>gargoyle unfreezes
>there's an anon clinging to her and giggling like an idiot

>>46934727
Few are brave enough to court the obsidian gargoyle.

>>46934646
>keep molesting some absolutely masterworked naked demonic statue daily
>one day find it's been replaced with a statue of a completely identical naked demon woman except this one is doing a standing leg split
>very strange, who sculpts statues as lewd as these and why was the previous one replaced

>>46934727
I need a gargoyle made of a rock with good cleavage.

>>46934727
I'd like a sapphire garg. Also, they're minerals.

>>46934762
>you're worried she's going to slash you to pieces
>she's worried you're going to chip her
>dates constantly interrupted by ocelomehs that want to turn her into a macuahuitl

Give me your most mentally ill monster

>>46934861
Probably shog.

>>46934861
Chimera.

>>46934861
vampire

How many "improvements" should corrupting a girl make?

>>46934832
A Garg made out of some precious gem would be a huge diva

>>46934492
I would be okay with Nureonago

I finally got through security and to my "hotel"... it was akward as the flight >>46931789
>Realized that there was a second set of lines for males to pass through after waiting for an hour, duh! No wonder everyone gave me weird looks
>There wasn't anyone in line, all the other guys on board must've been processed already. Nice! This'll be easy. Just stay calm
>There's a couple of odd looking women in security uniforms, I guess that it's a cultural thing to dress up like that? Their stares were practically boring through my skull
>Apologize in english for my tardiness, I got in the wrong line after all. I walk through the metal detector to pick up my luggage but a taller one with red skin and horns grabs my shoulder, barks an order at me in broken engrish
>What do you mean I have to do a strip search? Am I really on a watchlist for searching up all of those things...? Whatever, if I just comply they'll be done with it
>I'm standing there in my underwear for a solid two minutes dying of embarassment and I put back my clothes on and nearly sprint out of there, how can they tell me to do that and not even say a word? I thought they were going to arrest me, I have to get out of here quick before they call backup or something
>Run to the train terminal and hop on the first one into the city, at least I'll make it to my bed. After something as draining as that flight I need to retire early
>I'm breathing heavily as I squeeze into a seat between what looks like three sisters. Sorry ladies, but you should've left the seat on the outside open if you didn't want me in the way!
>They burst into conversation amongst themselves in what I assume is the local dialect, I kind of feel rude now but a man has to stick to his guns. It looks like I'm the only guy in the train car too, so I have to!
>Disembark at my stop thirty minutes later, the youngest girl tried to talk to me but I just scratched my head and smiled. Nonverbal communication is my expertise, or so they (nobody) say.
>I check in with the receptionist and for the first time since I've landed I hear good English. Great! And the staff have already taken my luggage up.
Unfortunately they've 'run out of rooms' and had to give me a room connected to others, but the door between the suites lock and I'm sure I'll get along fine with the guys. They probably already hit the town without me... I just have to figure out how this damn keycard thing works and I can finally take a nap!!!
>>46934483
Trafficking? Huh? I don't think the planes stop at red lights or anything mid air. Not sure how it would've gotten caught in traffic.

>>46934938
None. I don't really care for non-consensual corruption. The usual hugbox healing, beautification, and a slight nudge towards succubi ideals is plenty.
The "improvements" should come from personal growth as a person and not weird shit.

I don't care about corruption at all, it's the thing in mge I'm least interested in.

>>46935000
remember that sharing a bed is common courtesy in Zipangu! it would be incredibly rude if you dont and it might just end in a physical altercation too.

>>46934938
At least one (making her a monster). Beyond that, it depends. Some women wouldn't need much at all in the way of physical changes, others would be basically unrecognizable afterwards, same for mental aspects. Cookie cutter solutions are boring here and I'd want to see some variety anyway.

>>46935036
Fixing inferior h*man women is one of the main things that make MGE stand out from other settings for me

>>46935036
Fuck. I miss Fiship.

>>46935047
Even with corruption, I still go after naturally monsterborn.

>>46935041
I think changes for most women would be minimal, aside from a general increase in affection. Most women are nice people, they just aren't sexually forward.

>>46935058
>Most women are nice people
I would argue most people are not nice people. This goes for women as well.

I'm gonna make a montube channel where it's just make making different kinds of soup every day.
I sure hope I won't get any weird comments from monster girls.

>>46935056
I lean that way, but I think a former human woman who has fully assimilated (willingly) with mamono culture would be fine too.
I'm tired of human culture as a whole mostly.

That's an interesting writing idea. New succubi who is still unsure about the whole mamono thing discovering how much better it all is. It's usually only an afterthought after a corruption scene if it's mentioned at all. I can think of only Magus' current story that touches on it from the female character's perspective, and I'm really enjoying it.

>>46935064
I think the opposite!

>>46935064
maybe the problems with (You) anon

>>46935073
People are inherently selfish, the vast majority would gladly step on you if it brought them higher.

>>46935058
I'm ultimately with >>46935064, but I want to believe. If they're close to great already fine, no need to change much. Just a lowering of inhibitions or whatever will do.

>>46934304
>Goes home single yet again.
>The next day she furiously tries to pass a new law that rejecting cats in bars is illegal.

>>46935071
>I can think of only Magus' current story that touches on it from the female character's perspective, and I'm really enjoying it.
NOOOO STOP DONT SPOIL ME

>>46935073
Not him, but I at least partly agree. We're flawed, especially past the individual level. I often believe the tribal limit to empathy is our greatest weakness. It's (understandably) hard for us to grasp what goes on outside our immediate community, let alone the world. Throw in corruption and genuine evil, and this inability multiplies into human suffering at a grand scale.
Mamono (at least in our stories) seem universally driven to better their world as a whole. Between this, and the benevolent Lims and gods running the show, and I think it would be a better world.

>>46935056
>hidden eyes
Extremely dangerous modifier

I prefer going for an Alp than a woman turned into monster, I can't trust a former woman somehow

>>46935141
I suppose you at least know one of her holes is pure.

>>46935141
that's... very strange, anon, but i'm glad you and your alp wife are happy.

Manticores would have a really hard time pulling off their maneater persona in a modern setting. They would need to either go full tryhard and actually start hurting people, which they would never do, or simply just accept that guys just want to suckle on their tits while getting a tailjob.

>last work uploaded ten years ago

>>46935195
ms valkyrie is unemployed and ms echidna had to branch out into making escape rooms

>>46934727
Phosophyllite Gargoyle.

>>46935195
I think they'd do just fine with the IRL domme persona. Pretty normal girls most of the time, but if one likes you, you're going to know it. They radiate that "I'm going to fuck you senseless and you're going to enjoy it" energy that is the very definition of scarousal.

>>46935195
They'd have to resort to anti-shill farms to raise themselves to the status of urban legends.
>Do not of acting friendly to manticore. I have many uncles who did not believing the scariness and now they are gone, like sitting on hungry toilet. Do not redeem manticore GF, sirs.

>>46935208
Is she a CIA agent?

>>46935202
Come back and write again. We (probably) miss you.
Now's a good time with the short story contest/challenge

>>46935233
That would explain why I don't get to bring friends.

>>46935233
No but she's genki and easily fractured/sexually teased, so be delicate with her.

the space pharaoh is fully integrated with her ship, she is now fleet command

>>46935283
>does nothing but spy on anons quarters

>>46935242
is there anything to be done in the jungle besides ADVENTURE?

>>46935283
>and that's why we've got to tosh you into the guild chamber anon
>she gets lonely in there

>>46935310
Maybe open a nice rubber plantation?

>>46935310
Playing with Kakuens.

Gonna trick a Pharaoh into wearing a blowjob mask by convincing her it's a special god voice amplification device.

>>46935398
your going to be a hot water bottle for a month

consider foxes going out in the rain just for the off chance that they'll catch a man during a sunshower.

>>46935426
the competition on rainy days must be fierce between foxes weddings, nureonagos and karakasa obakes

>>46935426
Smells like wet dog

>>46935447
that means you've most likely just inhaled foxoplasmosis.

>>46935464
I accept my fate

If the fox has big fat soft titties I don't think I can defeat or resist them.

>>46935495
Between getting your face forcefully mashed into her tits and her tail wrapping around you like a fluffy snake, there is no resistance.

>>46935495
evil is never truly defeated, it only changes shape

>>46935495
noted

>>46935526
Evil is stored in the breasts. Ergo, big titty monstergirls are evil.

You must milk the evil from the evilsacs.

We have once again entered real fox hours

Please be patient, foxing is in progress

>>46935540
>eyes open
uh oh

>>46935563
ANON YOU HAVE TO MILK OUT THE EVIL NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

>>46935540
>>46935574
Shave her eyebrows

>>46935574
BUt IF I MILK THE EVIL OUT THEN THE EVIL WILL JUST GO TO ME

>>46935553
fox hours starting as usual right as i go to bed. fox on without me guys.

>>46935425
Monsters are weak to getting facefucked.

>>46935585
Truly cursed to forever be without fox, a terrible fate.

>>46933695
Cuddle correction

>>46935596
>foxville all united in crying and mourning over the thought of all these men never getting to experience the loving embrace of fox

>>46935310
research science is done in the jungle. doctor anon falls for a kakuen tribe girl.

>>46935578
She has brought in two equally big fox friends to brutally rape you for this transgression.

>>46935426
I must say that I'm not that fond of foxes, but I'm very weak to hags, so fox hags are ok

>>46935592
Monsters are weak to dick in general.

>>46935637
the red fox is the largest of foxes

I'm a good boy, I work as I should to earn my dinners and money and don't grumble. I just want to live my peaceful life on the prairie and not be bothered by evil Monsters. I will remain a good boy, they can't turn me evil as they are.

>>46935769
I don't get it

>>46935757
>they can't turn me evil as they are.
You issued a formal challenge.

Sex fox Ran....

>>46934492
I am not sure who my third favorite mg is.

>>46935873
it's ms griffon

>>46934492
Joke's on you I love most mamono equally.

fat foxes

>>46935947
Give them to me.

>>46935947
>>46935953
Give that thing to me; your titty fox.

>>46935947
Stop buying her tofu

>>46935962
sir i think you've had enough

>>46935978
It is not enough until my heart stops

Fat lazy foxes with pudgy bellies and giant milky tits, leaking constantly while she watches anime
What a disgrace

>>46935087
>Bastet catches word of the malding Cait Sith passing a redundant law
>Tells her to scratch a post and get her head back in the game
>Falls in love with some random Anon and operates a farm with him afterwards
>All because he found a way to make catnip beer

How do I know she's a 9 tailed fox, and not a stinky 8 tailed fox with a buttplug fake 9 tail?

I hate Foxes.
No, Danuki, that doesn't mean I like you.

>>46936021
9 1 tailed foxes in a trenchcoat

>>46936006
Imagine the smell

>>46936021
Pull on them.

>>46936037
What happens if you yank one out of her butt?

>>46936141
She farts

>>46936141
She's going to jump you for humiliating her.

>>46936151
>>46936037
foxes have absolutely no shame or dignity.

>>46936141
Rip it out like a starter cord for a lawnmower.

Grabbing the dork loser taillet fox in the middle of class and pulling her into a kiss so deep it makes the principal drink
again

9 tail foxes are immune to anal. you cannot reach their butt.

>>46936240
Consider portal panties

>>46936242
You think nine-tailed foxes can wear panties?

>>46936256
How else do they cover up?
Surely they don't grow their bushe-
Oh
Oh no

>>46936240
This is an evolutionary trait specific to hags, the large ass prevents anal so they're forced to have only vaginal, increasing the chances of pregnancy

>>46936268
Paizuri it is.

>>46936279
Reported to the MGCPD
They will personally oversee the process of your fox wife downing a years worth of fertility meds

>>46936315
I'd like to see that work.
Pal, I married a GRAY fox. She is OLD. She is a SUPER HAG. She's so ANCIENT she could've been an unsealed evil. I love her all the same, but it's just common sense that someone as old as her can't get pregnant, right?
...right?

The mamono made Halo remake/reboot looks promising! Surely is better than what 343 has done so far.

>>46936256
24/7 anywhere anytime access to her soft bits?
intradasting

>>46936340
She can but your daughters are all going to be into trains and Minecraft

>>46936340
>he doesnt know about hag fertility scaling
Anon...

>>46936357
>Cum once into an ancient fox
>Instantly pregnant with a litter of ten

>>46936357
I saw someone debunk that myth for elves, so I simply assumed it was false for foxes too.

>>46936365
>minimum

>>46932509
She should just carry me to Siberia

>>46936268
Not really, it's more like you must perform missionary anal to fill safely and comfortably her anus.
That means 9 tailed foxes can also ride your cock with their butts and leglock your when you engage in missionary anal.

Hey, guys, when're we gonna start talking about pokegirls? I feel like they're the monster girls of yesteryear and need more love.

>>46936431
There is an entire board for that

>Angel or Demon
>What monster is this? Considering the white feathered wings and the black horns

>>46936480
it's elf

Lizard sex

>>46936503
Lizard Love

>>46933542
CHEEKEN KURWAAAAAAAA

>>46936509
Lizard romance.

>>46936565
Lizard Marriage.

>>46936480
Albino demon

I want to be awkwardly sexualized by a monster who is trying to convince me to wrap my thighs around her head and also not scare me off.

>>46936569
Lizard family

>>46936582
>giving a little kid a flame enchanted sword
Bad parenting.

Only doing anal with my fox wife until she gets annoyed

>>46936586
“You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'
IT'S A SWORD, said the lizard. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
'She's a child!' shouted anon.
IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
'What if she cuts herself?'
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.”

>>46936582
Monstergirls are at their cutest and most precious when pregnant

Imagine being that one Order veteran whose now a dried up old man that relies on a cane and having spent over fifty years fighting against the Demonic forces to keep them at bay from destroying pure homogenous human culture and civilization and then coming to find twenty years in your retirement that the young ones these days are openly welcoming Monsters into society and shaming everyone who doesn't like it for being "old fashioned" or "an old fart". Imagine watching what you spent your life fighting to prevent be spoiled by these toothpicks in the new generation and their fucking zoomer Pyrow gfs. Imagine finding out that your grandkid is a Demon.

>>46936603
Not how the setting works.

*snorts* Erm... *pushes up nerd glasses* Not how *raises noodle finger* the shetting *spits through nerd teeth* workshh!

>>46936603
that would be awesome hope it happens to someone

>>46936596
>Parents discussing Smolcelomeh's first sword

>>46936602
>only 16
Dumb squirrel

>>46934841
It's cuter, imo, if it goes the other way:
>She's worried she's going to slash you to pieces
>You're worried you're going to chip her
It focuses on each person being concerned for the other's wellbeing rather than their own.