/jp/ - Otaku Culture

There are three fucking threads lmao

This one was first by a good margin.

I won't give up on Wurms, because Wurms wouldn't give up on me.

I choose the wurm thread

>>46912679

Wurms deserve to be kissed on the lips.

>>46912693
Pat the wurm daughter.

>>46912646
and the one with elves was even made by the /tg/ pest, kek

>>46912693
why is she in my yard?
why is she staring at me?
why is she so cute?

>>46912646
Bruh what the fuck. You telling me we shouldn't post elves anymore?

Ahah imagine being surprised and hugged by your Chesh "friend" every time you think about not waking up for work. On the same topic, what kind of job you would enjoy in MGE ?

as a monster girl fan, im glad to know there's a whole ass encyclopedia for them. so many that i didn't know existed...

>>46912728
As we've established canonically all elves are retarded cuckbait

>>46912728
You just shouldn't split threads.

deny hags

>>46912808
Boss, three different people tried to make a thread at the same time. It’s not splitting the thread it’s just bad luck.

>>46912808
let this shitter leave, elves are not welcome here
If anything, making a separate thread for retarded trash like gachaslop, elves and alps would be a good thing

TAKE YOUR MEDS

>>46912820
NO!
Nurse unicorn can't make me!

>>46912823
No, but she can pin you down while her orderlies do.

>>46912814
>at the same time
The third one, made 3 minutes late was definitely not an accident.

>>46912823
I need to see a unicorn for my physical problems, I will hide the psychological one

>>46912825
Well someone got overzealous. Ignore it, let it get purged or fall off. This is the thread.

>>46912828
It’s her or Dr. Flayer, anon.

>>46912828
Wait in line

>>46912832
Which one is worse?

>>46912840
Nurse unicorn smells like a barn while Dr. Flayer is squishy
You pick

>>46912855
I need a medic, not a wife

>>46912865
Why not both?

>>46912873
Only if they have a rare purrapist

>>46912865
Good thing you can marry your medic to cover your insurance

>>46912912
Nice, a new medikot for my folder, ty anon

What if... Octopath Traveler, but set in the MGE world? Eight total player characters/party members with their own story paths. Is it possible or would you play it? Which of the party members be monster girls?

>t.finally bought and started playing Octopath 2 just recently when on sale

>>46912912
>>46912875
Purring can heal sword's wounds?

>>46912943
a large MEOW has an aoe heal effect
PURR is a dot heal

>>46912616
Reasons why you should join the monster girls and swear fealty to the Demon Realms and Royal Makai:

Men become incubi, for incubi are objectively stronger, durable and agile and attractive human males. Basically transhumanism... Also no more Twink Death, meaning men and boys no longer age into wrinkly old men.

Facts!

:)

>>46912955
That's actually a really good idea, a chesh would be excellent support rogue with teleportation attacks and a huge tool box minor/medium but useful spells

I have kidnapped the two year old Lilim infant child of the mayor of MGC, Mrs. Lilim, and her incubus husband. I have in my possession, a knife implement made of real steel and not demon silver that I have acquired through means I refuse to elaborate upon, one capable of inflicting real damage and even killing a Monster. My demand is simple, the mayor shall force the Church of Eros to provide me with a cache of the black arrows of lead, real ones, at my retreat deep in the woods where I am holding the child hostage, as well as means of escape, rendering any possibility of pursuit unlikely. In return, I shall not harm mayor Lilim's precious child. No harm shall befall the baby and I shall see to their safe return.

Mayor Lilim, you have 24 hours to respond to my demand. Failure to comply will result in undesirable consequences! You have been given your one and only warning.

>>46913044
Oh yeah? Provide proof you are holding mayor lim's baby hostage

>>46913044
>quote from kidnapper, seconds before getting beat up and engaged to a child

>>46913051
Here is an image taken using my burner phone of my knife dangerously close to said baby.

Mayor Lilim, and all of MGC at large, 24 hours, or the child shall be on the receiving end of this blade. My demands will be met, or tragedy will strike. You will be wise to take me very seriously on this matter...

I remember a small line in the Sabbath Grimoire saying that mamano have been known to use divine magic sourced from the Chief God. It's got me wondering if the Chief God has been fighting off corruptive wounds from her battle with the Demon Lord and her husband and the corruption is winning enough to give her a split personality.

>>46913086
Shit bros, he means business...

>>46913086
whats stopping cheshire from teleporting in and out to rescue lil lim?

>>46913086
>"I'm putting together a team for one last job to stop this man. Who's with me?"

I will kidnap the NEETlim and demand a huge ransom, ahahahahahha!

>>46913044
>>46913086
>kidnapping the child of a demigod
Surely nothing will go wrong with this plan.

>>46913044
>black arrows of lead, real ones
what too much a coward and a lanklet to fight you way through a horde of Cupid's like a real paladin of the black arrows?

>>46913086
>kid could not be concerned in the slightest

>>46913087
It would be bad form to turn down a call for divine aid

>>46913086
>>46913130
Remember when Hera sent two snakes to off baby Heracles?

She hopes for the rare toy in her wurm cereal

>"No, the heat does not bother me. Oh? Because I'm wearing black? Doesn't worry nor affects me, I just like dressing this way. Is it a crime, Inquisitor?"

>Doubt
-Question further
>Goodbye

>>46913247
I'll break em

>>46913289
Fuck off

>>46913315
why

>>46913326
It would be funny. Besides it's her fault for being annoying.

>>46912962
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!! HAG! WITCH! DARK MAGE!!! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!

This is what infuriates me! I cannot tell if a some broad with a floppy wide brimmed hat is some female magic (pure human) magic user, or a witch or some DARK MAGE MONSTER GIRL! AAAAAARRRRHHGGGHH!!! And if I go and accuse a woman with a floppy wide brimmed hat as a witch or a monster realm monster girl. I turn out to be wrong and the woman I'm accusing is a normal human who's a professional spell caster and I get scolded and ostracized!

But when I do nothing against another woman with a floppy wide brimmed hat and leave her be. SHE TURNS OUT TO BE A WITCH OR MONSTER REALMS SORCERESS!!! AND I GET ACCUSED AS EITHER A HERETIC OR INACTON FOR BEING LAZY CUNT WHO ISN'T VIGILANT AND AWARE!

Guys please! What am I supposed to do!? How do I win against this!?

Hound is safe.
Safe with hound.
Hound is safe.
Warm with hound.
Comfy with hound.
Safe with hound.
Man's best friend.
Be loved with hound.

>>46913124
>Lilith gives you double the ransom and tells you to keep her

>>46913385
Kill yourself for posting this tripe

I need ten brave men for an expedition to the bottom of the ocean. The Leviathan is no myth, and I intend to prove its existence.

>>46912706
Anon, this is a SFW board.

Ignore propaWANda that may be posted by canine agents today.

>>46913450
There is no leviathan, it's just a dozen mermaids in a trench coat.
>there is 11 sailors in Captain Anon's crew of explorers
>find out what happens next right after this commercial break

>>46913484

Dogs are good.

>Dog wife
Wow. Squishable beans! I love my wife! She's so nice and loyal and fluffy! She made me breakfast and we're going on a walk later!
>Cat wife
So lazy! Achoo - I'm allergic to her! Cringe. Big fat lazy neet. Demands fish and head pats constantly. Probably smells.

>>46913509
Lol, lmao even

>>46912927
>Octopath Traveler
Thereon gets married to a monsterized Cordelia Ravus, Hakutakus and Crow Tengu teachers cream their panties to lectures from Cyrus. Lizardmen and Salamanders playing with Olberic and Erdhart action figures, Throne' the local Kunoichi who wants to retire from assassin's guild business after one final score. Ochetta conducting meat eating and hunting seminars to Wendigo, White Horn and Werewolf huntresses. Ophelia is a Dark Priestess for Pandemonium/Fallen Goddess, Tressa and Partitio the Merchants, who're members of a billionaire economic forum cabal with Danuki, Vampire and Dragon CEOs and businesswomen. And lonely still single virgin monster girls listening to Temenos' "Inquisition Interrogation" ASMR streams and or his English voicelines.

Who or what Octopaths am I still missing?

The mamano remake of james bond octopussy was not very faithful...

>>46913482
Fuck the police.

>>46913583
Still better than Lord of The Cockrings

>"You are an obsession"
>"You're my obsession"
>Who do you want me to be, to make you sleep with me"

>>46913044
>little did Anon know about MGCPD SWAT
>only a few minutes after posting, MGCPD cyber analysts got his IP address and triangulated his position
>with the Lilim Mayor and Husbands approval, the rescue operation was launched
>A simultaneous three-point insertion: a dragon through the roof, a Ushi Oni through the front door, and a Wurm through the floor, followed by dozens of other SWAT members
>baby rescued safe and unharmed, Anon in the hospital for six months before being released to police custody. House totaled

>Starting a folk band with your all-p'orcer harem
>Every practice turns into a lust-filled orgy

>>46913247
How will Yeti-chan use the toy with her big, meaty paws?

>>46913777
Death would have been a more merciful fate, they don't joke around when children are attacked

>>46913844
It is a toy designed for big, meaty paws to use.
This unfortunately makes it harder for those with small hands to enjoy it, so wurm cereal includes a small and a big toy with every packet.
Wurm cereal - start the day with a wurm!

>>46913892
I started the day with 2 wurms and wurm cereal and wurm cereal is basically 100% rock candy and now they're very rambunctious.

I personally prefer Mofu-O's cereal

>>46913773
Just bee urself

>>46913932
It's Miss Pharaoh's Delicious Chocolate Pyramids for me. I still remember the "Peanut Butter Wan-Wans!" version they had a few summers ago--Dark Chocolate and Peanut Butter--best cereal ever.

>>46913953
Those were good.
I also enjoyed the Chocolate, Grape and Rape(seed oil) crunch they did. It even came with a fun maze to the pharaoh puzzle on the back, with a suspiciously detailed map of the desert city capital.

>>46912741
Eventually you'll wish it didn't exist.

Bogies inherently know what age someone is. She doesn't need to know anything about them. It doesn't even matter if the person is concealing their true looks with some youthful or maturing spell. She can just look at them and tell you.

So if you want to know if the suspicious loli is actually a true loli or not, consult a bogie.
If you want to know if the hag is actually a hag and not some edgy teenager using magic, consult a bogie.
If you just want to know how old an ancient girl is, consult a bogie.

>>46914125
it's one of those carnie powers, like guessing their weight

>>46914151
Bogies don't know I'm 98% helium.

maybe you lot should stop eating so much sugar for breakfast

>>46914236
I just eat what my meido prepares for me, and she's a really good chef.

>>46914236
I drink water and a cup of of black coffee without sugar as a breakfast. It's so over

>>46914261
I take my coffee like I take my women--rectally.

>POV: you asked "femdom?" one time too many

>>46914270
What's wrong with you?
>>46914255
Having breakfast served would be great but how do you find time to eat it when you must drive 1 hour to your job?

>>46914236
But that's what ant girls have for breakfast and they're really strong and healthy.

>>46914287
you wake up early

>>46914281
Nightmarish. Thanks Eros, fate protects me from bad ends.

>>46914281
The ropes are for her, right?

>>46914303
5:30 am is already too early, skipping breakfast is easier.

>>46914287
Shog maid comes with a self-driving shogcar so you can eat while you commute.

>>46914281
But I want this

>>46914320
Sadly, no

>>46914328
Shog don't have fluffy bits to pet

>>46914328
Living in a Shogvan or a Shogtrailer would be really comfy.

>>46914236
Excuse me, the sugar content of my wife's milk is none of your business.

>>46914360
i think i know what happens when the airbags deploy

>>46914355
Shog can have SO MANY fluffy bits to pet. Just ask her! So much fluff. The walls, the floors, the ceilings, your couch. The food. The toilet. Your clothes. SO MUCH FLUFF. ALL THE FLUFF! FLUFF.

>>46914360
Would you live in a Shogvan down by the Shau river?

>>46914236
I can recommend sugar free wurm cereal with no added flavours or colours or rocks.There is still vitamin wurm however.

>>46914480
what's the point if they don't put some sapphires in there?

>>46914492
The real sapphires are Miss Wurm's majestic eyes.
EAT HER EYES, ANON! EAT THEM EAT THEM EAT THEM

>>46912616

>>46914492
You are supposed to have sugar free wurm cereal with no added flavours or colours or rocks with a wurm breakfast cereal bar containing extra rocks and gems including sapphires and emeralds and rubies. You should have both sugar free wurm cereal with no added flavours or colours or rocks and wurm breakfast cereal bar containing extra rocks and gems including sapphires and emeralds and rubies with a tall glass of wurm milk for a complete breakfast

>>46914507
I don't like foxes, I don't like slimes, I don't like slime foxes, and I don't have a great opinion of slimes pretending to be foxes either.

>>46914507
she's going to need to redo that graph with the bar going up instead

>>46912616
This here is one of the caveats of enlisting in the Demon Realms Military

>>46914531
>foxes
Look at the tail. That's a kotslime.

>>46914590
Huh, the catbell should have given it away but those are damn big ears for a cat.

Gentlemen, you sure cat girls are worth it? Especially if they actually act and behave realistically like actual cats?

>>46914598
Catgirls with big ears adapted to hear tuna cans being opened.

>>46914571
Fuck off

>>46914605
Thats what correction is for

>>46914607
Look closer and you'll notice the blonde elf tanker.

>>46914617
brb using steganography to embed monster girl images into unrelated pictures so I can claim they're on topic and people just aren't looking hard enough

>>46914599
I'll take the one with all the flowers

>>46914617
Not him but that's barely related to monster girls if you have to "look closer" and it's some western shit you dug out of twitter that's unrelated to /jp/. I'm seconding the notion that you need to fuck off.

>>46914605
>acts like a cat
>looks like a cat
Works for me. Imagine having to climb up trees because she taught she could do it but once she got up was too scared to come back down.

>>46914605
You haven't lived until you've gotten the affectionate head bump from a cat.
>Gentle
>Soft
>Affectionate
>Loving

>>46914605
Yeah, that'd be awesome. I'm 100% into this, unironically.

>>46914669
Cute

>>46914760
>do nothing
>cat just bonks you
It truly feels special

>>46914605
Is trimming a cat nails really a thing?

>>46914850
It can be, if you keep your cat indoors and don't want it scratching up your furniture.

>>46914850
Not if you get a scratching post

>>46913777
I don’t want to be that guy, but immediately retaliating in response to a hostage crisis is usually a terrible idea. Unless you could deploy a monster capable of super human speed(that could work), best to send a negotiator first.

>>46914994
A lilim's kid is also a lilim--I honestly don't think that Anon could successfully HURT her, let alone kill her. The heavies got sent in to ensure everyone understands not to steal the mayor's babies, that's all.

>disappearing during class with Pyrows sensei
>then she comes back to class while cleaning her cleavage with a towel
>going to the teacher's hall with Pyrows sensei during recess
>she comes back to class buttoning her clothes and drying up her sweat with paper towels
>having lunch with Pyros sensei
>she comes back to class cleaning her mouth and with some misterious curly hairs around her mouth
>skipping club activities with Pyrows sensei in the infirmary
>all the beds are full for some reason so we go to the love hotel next door
>she comes back to do paperwork after club hours drying her hair with a towel and wearing a fresh change of clothes
It's so fun going to school when there are cool and fun teachers that like to hang out with you

>>46914605
Add to it always trying to sleep on top of you even if you push her off, rubbing against your legs, demanding to be picked up, purring when you look at her and playing with anything except her own cat toys.

>lilim wife takes you to a family gathering
>all the other lilims call her auntie
>ask her how she got that nickname
>"oh it's not a nickname, I'm actually Lilith's sister"

>>46915045
This but I'll hang out with the principal

>>46915057
>>46914760
Kots are awesome when they love you

>>46914850
>>46914889
I have to do it or it hurts when my cat kneads on me.

>>46915010
>A lilim's kid is also a lilim-
MGC lilim dynasties fighting for power like the hapsburgs when?

>>46914125
What if I don't want to consult a bogie and just want to bury my face in her glorious round tits?

We're only winning this battle if we silence the monster's cannons!

Today, I'm going to post a Kejourou.

For some reason, I have an urge to post Kejourou unrelated to the fine, incredibly handsome and intelligent poster above.

>>46915236
>>46915251
Dwarves have better hair than Kejourou.

>>46914605
Pretty sure this is a Nekomata to a T. Can turn into a cat, acts like a cat. Will tease you and bear you all the kittens.

>>46915261
Big tiny dwarves are the best

Trichophilia

To hair is to human

I'm going to shave a kejourou.

>>46915092
Eldritch saggers

Fox.
There, had to get that out.

>>46912616
why're wolverine and honey badger monster girls so criminally underrated they're nigh-nonexistent? like there's only Killing Bites for the latter.

>>46913385
I'll make this worse for you. Floppy wide brimmed hats are not mandatory for Dark Mages and mamano influence on human fashion means that a Dark Mage and a pure human might show just as much skin.

>>46915466
Truly there are many dangers for mage lovers...

>>46915476
Yes, mages are notorious for the ol' "pinky in the pooper" trick.

Dead hours

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

>>46915045
I want to do the deed with the teacher of Undead High

>>46915667
The yetis will get there first

>>46914125
>Bogies inherently know what age someone is.

>talk to a loli Bogie
>she instantly becomes very smug
>"Aren't you a bit old to chat up little girls, hmm?"

>elf makes fun of you for having a small gun

It's over for flatties... milkmonsters have won...

>>46915731
"Kid, I just want you to get off the monkey rings so I can do my pull-up sets."
>Pushes past brat and begins doing a solid routine of 1.5 reps for 3 sets with a cheeky 2 minutes of wheezing and leaning against the playground equipment for support in between
>flexes a 'cep afterwards and Chad strides out of the public park
"Heh, I could heem every mamono in this place."

Beast girls in heat are powerless, you can bully them to your heart's content

>>46915389
These don't seem very mythological which wouldn't help.

>>46915829
Is it considered cruel and unusual to edge a beastgirl in heat?

>>46915874
No if you release the steam afterward

>>46915881
What if I don't?

>>46915829
Please note this does not apply to raijus.
The erractic pattern of electrical discharge from a raiju in heat is reason to seek cover. Stay safe out there

>>46915885
Rapes

>>46915840
There’s no less than 1/10th of the girls like that.

>>46915926
Are you talking about MGE?

>>46915893
Why are raijus always flicking the bean?

>>46914309
Here’s ~3K of non-femdom; it technically qualifies as a metaphorical ’welcome to the jungle’, if y’all meant the song. Same universe as that other thing.

>https://privatebin.net/?b86d48672c3acdec#FkrQqU8mJ6KrijjKpXVCAjFzt3tNMSETE8X3qQKq4riv

>>46914438
I understood that reference

I want to make a statement to all the Cupid Comunity out there, STOP using her love arrows on me, i'm a grown up person with many responsabilities and i don't have time for corny/romantic stuff with another girl. Please stop sending love letters, sending girls or love arrows, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

>>46915971
Emotionless sex without love girl when?

>>46915977
They're called humans.

Will Gnoll's ever be added to MGE?

>>46916038
Imagine taming something like that for the gladiator arena

>>46916060
I bet she coos when you rub her chest feathers

>>46916058
Or for the gaping arena

beastgirls deserve belly rub correction

>>46916132

Rain freg

>>46916161
Doing this to old wans

Undead hours

>>46915930
That’s a given so yes.

>>46916038
Hopefully never.

>>46916274
>That’s a given so yes.
It's really not.

>>46916298
Ok, touristfag.

>>46916333
let say hypothetically a succ wanted to summon you, then what would she need to do so?

>>46915829
Dang, getting a girl to the edge without even really touching her is super hot.

>>46916361
4090
Case of beer
Boobs

>>46916343
In the context of mge which give me the killing bites?

>>46915829
Yanakgida Fumita is the best, he's the one who drew my wife. Swamp witches are the best.

>>46914548
>odds of bankruptcy

pov: you have just embarassed yourself and have become highly vulnerable, rapeable and desirable as a mate for nearby dominant beastmen.

>>46916468
>If we waste any more time on "weeaboo" we'll be bankrupt by the end of the month

>>46916497
turns out i cant beat them without valk-chans help. i never should have abandoned her when her wings started turning black.

>>46916497
>Manticore
Pineapple in the tailpussy and then spin tail around like she's bowser.
>Cheshire
Spraybottle and fish dosed with anti-cringe pills
>Hellhound
Good old newspaper and vaccum cleaner
>Kakuen
Can't be beat. I am monkey bait. Get me off this planet of the apes.

>>46916298
>It’s really not
Despite the efforts of the assmad Argentinian LARPing as an endomitriosis affected Paddy spamming images because he can’t on /vg/, I can almost guarantee you with certainty it is.

How can anyone be afraid of these cute blueberries? Mankind is truly better off giving themselves to their loving overlords.

>>46916672
Anal the blueberry.

>>46916672
Don't be fooled. Demons, despite their honeyed words, are dangerous and malicious creatures! Why, she would love you and cuddle you and sex you if you gave her the chance.

>>46916689
I looked at one once, and she told me how cute I would be wrapped up in her wings! The nerve! As if. Nevermind how safe and cozy it must feel to be held like that...

>>46916713
>Looked at one once
You were lucky to escape with your soul. Those big, black, beautiful eyes draw you in so much that I've heard (allegedly) they can suck the soul right out of you with them!
DO NOT look at them, no matter how cute they are!

I'm a tom, but don't tell chesh. She's stinky and I want to spend time with more respectable cats.

>>46916730
There are no cats with class no matter what they pretend.

>>46916730
cat stink good though. take a sniff.

i dont want kids.

>>46916742
Not really your choice to make.

>>46916748
go away echidna

>>46916742
I am no longer asking. Fuck the monster girls and breed.

>>46916742
It's fine, pyrow is on the pill.

>>46916742
Wrong answer to something that wasn't even a question to begin with

>>46916726
I'm safe there, she wouldn't want my soul. It's full of sadness.

>>46916766
sorry, but fucking my friend would feel really fucking weird. id rather not go through with that.

>>46916766
she was lying but it's chill bro don't worry about it. Say, mind if she moves in?

>>46916766
She's on my couch too.

>>46916766
That's right, she's on the fertility pill

I like stinky monsters. Monsters who get sweaty. Monsters who don't bathe or see the sunlight. Monsters who reek.

>>46916766
You mean the fertility pill? The pill that increases the chances of impregnation? That pill?

>>46916672
Many men have a warranted fear of meeting a loli Demon and getting seduced by a blue brat in record time.

>>46916802
Imagine danuki with tonsillitis.

>>46916742
Same. What the hell am I supposed to do? There's too much trauma in my childhood. I don't see any future where I can be the kind of parent I wish I had had.
I want to be the perfect partner for her, but I would end up depriving her of the family she deserves.

>>46916805
miss Inari's demographic shifter fertility booster.
triplets+ guaranteed!

>>46916815
loli is gross

>>46916818
Gross

>>46916819
shotafication bait.

>>46916497
I GRAB THE CHESH BY THE EARS AND KISS HER UNTIL NO ONE LAUGH

>>46916830
There is an argument to be made for it being a bit on the distasteful side.

>>46916850
Gotta give 'em a bath first--fixes a lot of the taste issues.

>>46916847
nyooo... defeated again.

>>46916847
The other three laugh but at Chesh instead of you now.
They're just envious and try to hide it.

>>46916497
All I did was drop my keys on the ground after taking them out of my pocket too fast, this hardly should count as grounds for special love operations

>>46916917
>Hey, Keyboy!
>Yeah you!
>I'm talking to you, Keyboy!
>Nice keys, keyboy!
>You got a pretty keychain, keyboy!
>Bet they'd fit pretty good in your door!
>You know what else would fit pretty well?
>Your cock in my pussy!
>And those keys are gonna lead to OUR room where WE will FUCK and have KIDS, keyboy!

>>46916932
Monstergirl bullies are weird

>>46916830
You sound like someone who's secretly weak to Demon lolis.

>>46916932
dorkhound.

>>46916940
It's hard to bully someone when you are constrained by so many rules and unable to do anything but fuck em.

>>46916830
I wouldn't call it gross but I'm definitely not somebody who likes loli. I like my women like I like my alcohol. Dark and bitter.

>>46916818
Are you the scatfag or the breathfag?
Either way kill yourself

>>46916932
What do monsters do when men are listening to music and don't hear their terrible flirting

>>46916953
Well it doesn't help that it's simply the way their wired. It's biological, they can't help but find the man they're targeting as a future mate.

>>46916932
>"holy fuck you actually said that."
>"those words actually came out of your mouth, wow"
>start cackling loudly inbetween making fun of her

>Monster girl musicians

>>46916968
They get physical.

>A bullyhound will never call you keyboy or something equally stupid sounding

>>46916974
prime headpat position.

>>46916973
Fragrant bird gets too little attention.

>>46916984
Fragrant bird needs a bird bath.

>>46916969
Deep inside every monster girl there is a kingdom destroyer yearning to be free. But whenever she tries to explain this to the therapist all she can say is:
>"I wanna be the dick destroyer!"

>>46916932
>Dog
>Obsessed with jingling keys
She won't be so tough when I distract her with my keys and then pat her head.

>>46916940
>>46916975
>Bully Pyrows gang up on you and make fun of your massive hog
And monstergirls wonder why men are scared to live around them

>wolf power stance is flexing their child bearing hips

>>46917029
>your massive hog
I have to defend her honor.

>>46916932
What's to stop me calling her, Collardog?

Monster bullies can't get me if I always go straight home!

>>46917048
Need to take away the lean meat from that wolf introduce her to fatty meat.

>Elf thread up on /e/
Mmm. Thank you, Japan, for giving us big titty skank elves instead of flat Tolkien elves.

>>46916905
ahah l will bring the defeated kot home
>>46916916
They're mean, that why I choosed the chesh and not them

>>46917069
what are you going to do to the chesh?

>>46917101
hug on the sofa? Maybe I need to buy a fisho too

>>46913560
That dancer girl

>>46916958
What a coincidence, I happen to like my women like I like my alcohol too. Small volumes with smooth and rich bodies.

https://imgbox.com/g/j2IL8ySURv
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 46. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/DxzQq9Y7

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>46917065
Why have pure, mystical elves when you can have fat, coomerbrained sluts with pointy ears and an obsession with being bred by orcs?

>>46917118
Hell yeah

>>46917118
Looks like you dropped one.

>>46917118
>https://imgbox.com/klrnJ6h0
Wew

Also is one of the images broken? I opened a bunch of them in tabs and one of the tabs said that the image doesn't exist.

Why do you like troll?
Is it her ass?
Is it her big hands?
Is it her cute haircut?
Is it her love of flowers?
Is it the freckles?
Is it the smell?
I'd like a trollfag to tell me what they see in miss troll.

>>46917174
The good stink!

>>46917181
kek
maybe you'd have point IF
a) you didn't spend more than a year being a malicious pest around here
b) your images ever went beyond kid's scribbles

>>46917125
Truly a mystery.

>>46917199
Yes
>>46917204
Gandharva-Troll hybrid would be really cute.

>>46917210
Most of my time goes into my game.

>>46917199
Trolls are very self-conscious about their abnormally large hands and their stink. It's more about loving them despite their flaws and reassuring them than it is about their physique or how they present themselves. They're some of the most relatable girls in MGE.

This is what makes trolls attractive.
Their overall appearance is generic in comparison to the rest of the monsters in MGE.

>>46917234
I like the idea of trolls being the cute gardener type for the woodland troll while rock or cave troll are the bigger, more brutish gals that team up with orcs.

>>46917125
>p'orcs camped outside of tower offering ANOTHER elves as "tribute"
why are they like this

>>46917234
Thank you.
I'm writing a troll for the writing contest. Do you think they would purposefully avoid talking to guys in general because of those factors? Also, what do you think of the way they space out and become more dim-witted in the sun? Do you think they would plan around that, or would that just make them even more likely to avoid social situations?

>Married to a werewolf pack
>Leader of the pack likes to style herself as a stereotypical ojou-sama, complete with drill hair
>She says this is because she wants to project an aura fitting of her high social standing
>The rest of the girls have explained to you that it's because she found your stash of ojou porn
>Her attempts at the trademark laugh have made you willing to pretend to be fooled
>She can't do it right, she always howls
>"Ohohohawooooo!"

>>46917234
I like Gnomes for the same reason I like Trolls. Their big, strong, good hands.

>>46912672
Wurmy would never give up on anyone. Get out there, anons. You can do it!

Cheshire gets a root canal

>>46917404
What's the root of a canal?

>Train your entire life to die in some epic battle
>instead get swooped by a valkyrie
RELEASE ME

>>46917528
Nope, she's marching you straight up to the gates of Valhalla (her cervix).

>>46917225
If only someone would download it...

>>46917528
Shes taking you for a 1v1 with her. Sure hope you have the stamina for a prolonged fight in bed

What's better, surprise anal with a Valkyrie who is initially angry but then gets really into it, or surprise anal with a Dark Valkyrie who is ecstatic right from the start that you've chosen to show her spontaneous affection?

>>46917579
Neither, anal is dogshit

>>46917565
It got 400ish, porn is super popular.

>>46917101
What would you do if you bring a chesh in you bed, please help we're both staring awkwardly at each other

>>46917625
Scritch her ears, Anon. Tell her she is a good kitty and Sritch. Them. Ears.

>>46917639
I squished the kot, good?

I'm going to mail Ms. Lilim a request to force her populace to eat healthier. We've had six incidents of asses stuck in doorways of government buildings on thursday alone.

>>46917605
Have you ever done it, anon?

>>46917640
Is he... Is he OK?

>>46917666
Of course, it was just horny lightning.

>>46917210
I'm half convinced he's in cahoots with other known pests/furries

>>46917065
>Mmm. Thank you, Japan, for giving us big titty skank elves instead of flat Tolkien elves.
According to Kenkou, non-mamano elves are the latter while mamano elves are the former.

>>46916333
I really wish more of this guy's stuff got translated

>>46917579
I want to see the face a level 1 Valkyrie loli makes when I have sex with her big angelic butt.

>>46917705
Thanks (again), monster lord! Please tell me how I can help dark matter bomb the last of the "pure" elves to extinction for the good of all.

>>46917705
Elves are only good when they go forest native.

>>46916546
>Partially Fallen Valkyrie
>Still interprets her duty to protecting her charge/beloved through the lens of zealous adherence to faith
>This is mixed with newfound feelings of lust that she doesn't yet understand or know how to express
I don't think there would be a harder monster to "abandon". Even shirohebis would be hard pressed to out-yan such a valkyrie.

Elf hags(very old)

Boasting about how many loads I have shot that could've gone to some poor, starving lim

>>46917748
maybe she can ask one of the local shrine gods for advice, since the chief god barely comes out of her room

>>46917768
>"lady I'm the minor god of fatherhood, not sure what I can do for you"

>>46917768
I'm going to MARRY the CHIEF GOD!

>>46917748
shes not gonna do anything brash. she just needs to cover her charge from all attack at all times. a 24/7 winghug is simply the easiest way the achieve this. if it werent, then why does he always run off and disappear whenever she lets him go?
checkmate, demons

>>46917255
Being a Dark Lord I,e. random wizard in a tower is rough when your self-proclaimed minions do things you never asked them to

Finally work hours are over, time to spend the evening with my auntster

>>46917803
Nothing's better on a Friday evening after a full day of trading stocks and options than sniffing your danuki wife's alcohol-tinged breath.

>>46917815
For fucks sake just kill yourself already

>>46917794
just wait till winter when they decide it's VERY important to ensure your warm at night

>>46917819
Why do you post a danuki after you that retard making a scat post before? You are just asking for it

>>46916497
I wanna be gangraped by these girls.

>>46917819
You are the one that needs to fuck off, Danuki discussion is forbidden

Making futa potions and then pouring them into the city's water supply!

>>46917819
I love life way too much to ever consider such a horrible act.

Sorry Wisp-san!

Remember, ignore and report agitators who post to piss you off! If we folded to people like this we wouldn't post cheshires anymore either.

>>46917859
>If we folded to people like this we wouldn't post cheshires anymore either.
Or Manticores, Black Harpies, Bicorns, Lamias, Succubi, the list goes on.

>>46917831
It literally is not.

the only monster I ignore is greenworm, because she drones on and on and won't ever shut up and she's just. so. annoying! (cute though)

>>46917859
Or Alps

It's not actually danuki breath that I enjoy; rather, it's more that I want a facial tongue bath from a danuki. The breath sniffing is just a pleasant byproduct.

>>46917883
>hate harems and cheating
>but like black horse
>she wants to be a monogamous tradwife living on a farm and just have lots of children with anon.
>and of course you'll have pets
>think nothing of it
>just a few cats and dogs

>>46917957
Sith City

>>46917748
My Valk got very clingy when she got her new sword...

>>46917957
Well, this IS a setting in which fucking your pets is normal, so...

>>46917979
Cursed Swords can only merge with humans.

>>46917919
I refuse to believe anyone posts alps because they like them.

>>46917919
I would fuck that Alps even before it transformed

>>46916546
just paint her wings the right color every day and you're good

>>46917996
They're alright, wouldn't really mind being buddies with one, but that's about it

>>46917118
ms khepri got a thing. neat

stuffy sweaty cow cleavage

>>46917989
Oh, damn. Welp that's a wip scrapped.

>>46918034
nah, it's fun. go for it

>>46914605
>catgirl wife is working on the garden
>let catgirl wife outside
>let her inside
>let her outside
>let her inside
>let her outside.
>prop open the door so she doesnt need you to open it
>she knocks the broom proping it open out of the way.
>hear her meowing to get back in

>>46917986
Do Pitbull Kobold's only like shotas?

>>46918034
Just treat it as one of those hybrid pictures and you're good.

>>46917979
Nice

>>46918034
There's no need for that, it's not the first cursed sword hybrid art either

>>46918025
what was the next step of your plan?

Guys, the cats are gathering en mass
I think they might be plotting something for caturday

>>46917960
Furfags go to >>>/trash/

>>46918074
Looks like you'll have to go undercover to find out their nefarious plot
Better use the scratching post disguise

>>46918093
Sir, your siths are asking for you.

>>46918065
Would a cow be offended if I planted my face into her cleavage to huff instead of my mouth onto her nipples?

>>46918062
>>46918052
>>46918037
My bad, I was being too dramatic. I'll definitely finish it. thanks anons.

>>46918187
i'm always eager to see your doodles

>>46918200
And artfairy is always eager to see your doodle.

>>46918227
that's not what i call my dick

>>46918227
Not him, but I can only hope to satisfy the writefairy and have no hope for the artfairy.

Imagine the art fairy art faire on the ferry aft after paying part the fare

>>46917735
You can't just simply "Dark Matter Nuke" Ulthuan. Because Vortex, unless you have a Ms. Lilim who can counter Teclis' magic.

>>46918281
Ask her "art thou the fairy?"

>>46918286
>the vortex of chastity is the only thing keeping the world as we know it from turning into a wild sex filled orgy.

>>46918286
>>46918298
Warhammer is my favorite /jp/ topic.

>>46917528
Is this valkyrie naked?

friendly reminder that goat milk is healthier for you than cow milk

>>46918328
Imma scritch their ears

>>46918348
skintight holy body suit to keep all that corruption out

>>46917181
You're right, he did miss something a while back.
>>/jp/thread/S46661649#p46669304

>>46917919
Alp impregnation

>>46918351
I always drink delicious gote (alcohol) milk

>>46918351
The MGE currently offers gote milk in extremely small quantities, pre-made as a White Russian from the tap, or as an unholy milk slushy. No thanks, maybe I'll try milking a deer instead. Where's my camel girl? I bet that milk would be nutritious.

>>46918374
ms krampus got what you need

Hatter milk makes you smart and crazy.

>>46918377
Milk slurpees? No.