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I will never pour my seed in the wombs of filthy youkais

I will exclusively pour my seed in the wombs of willing and unwilling youkais

>>46918552
She is a dead body, you might fuck her all you want, but she will never get pregnant
Unless you decided to steal a living womb and magically, genetically and spiritually manipulated it

>>46918552

>>46918653
t. friend, lover and companion of youkai

>>46918653
no

Hell no. Have you seen how shit Rinnosuke's life is? Remember to use Eirin brand condoms!

>>46918552
I'm going to impregnate my human wife multiple times, then mock those who thought they could procreate with youkais

>>46918733
Youkai dont want to be with him because human, human dont want to be with him because youkai.
Truly, F.

>>46918743
She'll die in childbirth

>>46918754
shell die soon regardless

>>46918754
Mean comments online won't make your youkai wife any less fertile. And my wife will adapt to child birth without issue

Preghu thread?
Not worth it, it'll get deleted within 5 hours. "They" hate this stuff.

How many children would you raise? 42 for me.

>>46918848
has many as our bodies can produce, there wont be a single year without my youkai wife being pregnant

>>46918977
how long is the youkai gestation time?

>>46918552
I'll impregnate fairies instead.
I'll double the fairy population in Gensokyo in less than a year.

>>46918848
hundreds

>>46918552
I'm more of a Lunarian type of guy

>>46918743
This is completely correct. No human should waste their seed on non-human women.

>>46918743
Based. Preserving the superior species

>>46918743
Impregnate her and force her to abort the baby.

>>46918750
You just explained why Rinnosuke x Keine was popular back in the day. 2 halfies alienated by everyone else so they found solace with each other.

>>46920801
Until the twitter transsexuals decided that hetero ships were problematic.

>>46918750
And he himself doesn't want to be with anyone. That guy has zero interest in other people ajd just wants to chill in his shop with the cool stuff he finds.

He lives a pretty carefree life. I honestly envy him.

>>46918552
I'd rather a hermit

>>46919623
billions

Making a family with a yamawaro

>>46921346
Kasen? I'm sorry, but it's probably a foal or a litter of puppies growing in there.

>>46922284

>>46920816
The age of Rinnosuke scoring passed by not because of what nobodies on twitter said, but because the fans grew more and more lonely over the years. Nowadays, it seems shippers stick exclusively to yuri or OC self inserts for romance options.
Out the window with Yukkuri and casanova Marisa

>>46921346
Anon i don't think that's a human in there... or at least it wasn't introduced in any wholesome way...

>>46923284
Unbirthingchads rise up.

Happy life with sunflower wife

>>46918552
what about 2hus impregnating each other?

>>46926897
Sure why not

>>46918552
I wouldn't want to ruin her figure like that and I definitely don't have what it takes to wrangle half oni children. Can we just live together and chill without any children instead?

>>46927071
https://files.catbox.moe/vzi4qs.jpg

Pretty sure Yuugi would get her figure back the instant she popped the kid out

>>46927071
You think Yuugi's got the patience to wait for you to fumble around with a rubber when she's in the mood?

>>46927071
Imagine a bunch of mini Suikas running around.

>>46927102
Would babby Sukias be able to make even smaller clones of themselves?

>>46927102
>>46927129
Are the mini Suikas an inherent ability or a learned one?

>>46927082
It is okay my pull out game is supernatural so an accident will NEVER happen! I promise!

>>46923183
Momawaro

Bnuuy preggers

>>46927235
Snu - snu waits for no one, you'd be lucky if she even agreed to not crush you with a leglock everytime

>>46927102
>>46927129
Suika dropping her daughters off at aunty Yuugi's place while she goes off to do something by herself! They drive Yuugi's child hating husband to drink and not for the usual fun reasons!

Yuugi thinks the kids are fun and wants some of her own now...

>>46929422
It's safe to assume she gives birth to 5 or 6 at a time

>>46918653
Okay Reimu, I'll procreate with Sanae then.

>>46918653
Average Reimu L, I will breed with them anyways

>>46934010
Are you sure you procreated with Sanae? Look at "your" kids, it looks more like Sanae created some daughters via mitosis

happy life with bnaki wife

>>46934115
2hu genes overpower human genes. not a bad thing desu, the universe can never have enough 2hu

>>46934497
Ironically, if Rinnosuke is any example, human-genes actually are typically dominant over nonhuman-genes.

I DID NOT consent to starting a family with her. I got tricked!

>>46934655
to be fair we have no idea what youkai rinnosuke's parent was. It could be one that doesn't stand out much or have particular characteristics. I think that his yellow eyes are probably from his youkai side though

>>46934684
Too bad! You get to have many mini gappy's. Better keep up with those alimony payments or scarlett patrol's gonna fug you up.

>>46934732
Considering him actually being familiar with drinking with Tengu, who are typically one of the most exclusionary groups, especially before the Moriya Shrine popped in, it seems pretty much inconceivable that his youkai parent would've been any other type, and that's before getting into matters of the traditional tengu attire.

>>46934829
if it was a tengu, it'd probably work fine since ZUN headcanon is that they don't have any animal features
I think he could be one of the yamabushi types since they're the print shop workers and I feel like there's a bit of overlap between that and kourindou

>>46934684
She can avoid the whole hassle of childbirth and just gap the kid out when it's ready

>>46935159
She can avoid pregnancy by gapping her fertilized egg into a random hu's womb then gaps the kid out when it's ready

>>46935355
Yukari? Not a chance, she wouldn't leave something like that in someone else's hands.

>>46935459
I disagree, this is exactly what she'd use Ran for.

>>46935621
Ran is busy with her own children

>>46935894
Chen having to work double time to take care of both...

>>46935894
Yukari would see this and think Ran wouldn't notice if she sneaked her cuckoo child in there too.

>>46935985
How would Ran feel when after giving birth Yukari just snatches up the one that was hers and thanks her for the trouble?

>>46919036
>I'll double the fairy population in Gensokyo in less than a year.
Anon, you don't get fairies that way, only womanlets. Human genetics are simply more powerful than fantasy genetics.
Is that really what you want for your kids?

>>46934655
>>46937950
>Human genetics are simply more powerful than fantasy genetics.
Well now I certainly don't think it is a smart idea to impregnate an oni then, unless you can convince her to give up drinking for 9 months.

>>46937950
>Is that really what you want for your kids?
Putting aside the issue that fairies are born asexually out of magic, what would be so terrible about having cute daughters?

>>46918653
Reimu if she posted on /pol/. Pic unrelated.

>>46938225
Your daughters should be allowed some dignity.

>>46938340
And if Shimmy gives you half-inchling daugthers??

>>46938360
Inchlings are humans, just very small ones. The relevant genes are also dominant ones, so at least the first generation will be just as small as she is.

>>46938360
Then they'd be halflings.

>>46918552
my free testosterone levels came back at 0.07 pg/mL
As much as I would like to pump a dozen kids into Alice, I probably couldn't impregnate a rabbit in breeding season right now.

>>46939520
Do you get prescribed something if it's that low?

>>46939520
Of course. Shinki finally found the one guy in the universe that likes Alice and he turns out to be utterly impotent.

>>46939715
Giving Alice a sister

>>46918552

Make more youkai ... Sanae was starting to run out of people to kill.

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>>46918653
What about moonies?

>>46939520
>I probably couldn't impregnate a rabbit in breeding season right now.
Bold words for someone in reverse rape distance

>>46940387
They need some genetic diversity since they love incest so much

>>46937950
What is Marisa wearing?

>>46939542
Sure. i could get on trt, but with a level this low it probably makes more sense to shoot estro.
I'm getting another test because it really doesn't seem right.
>>46939715
Maybe I won't give her grandkids, but trust me I could shag her daughter silly regardless.
>>46940422
Rabbits are smelly, keep away, or I fire this toy gun and trigger your PTSD.

>>46934486
Cute sekimanki

>>46922284
>>46923183
>>46927317
Seriously? A fucking mountain monkey? These retards are nothing more but brainless gun nuts who can't invent for shit and just devote their time to fucking LARPing like some military people in the woods. They smell awful because they're too weenie to touch water, and heavens forbid you ask one for help. They aren't remotely friendly to humans, why you would ever want to make more of their wretched kind is beyond me, but you should stop fantasizing about it now.

>>46944713
Monkey vagina wet.

>>46944713
Get off the internet and stop putting your fingers in butts Nitori.

>>46918653
Reimu you have sex with youkai all the time shut the fuck up

>>46944803
Reimu is pure!

>>46938340
Marisa’s height is one of the squirreliest Touhou details ever

>>46944811
Mikos literally were temple prostitutes

>>46944768
>>46944776
Fuck off, you're better off eating dirt as that's pretty much the same experience a going down on one, they're so filthy from their crappy mountain. They're unlikable, liking any of the charisma you would want out of a lover.

Also "haha kappas put fingers up butts" that's a dumb obnoxious meme and you know it, that hasn't been done in years, it's outdated slander.

>>46941131
One of Reimu's hair tubes.

I won’t stop loving my yamawaro wife

>>46927071
No, you will make the world better by giving her a happy family

>>46929422
you said rabbit rabbit
now your kids are getting turned into rabbits

>>46921346
Based.

>>46940762
Oh, that's some beautiful princesses... I hear than they have also some sex deprived moon rabbits and good food. Man, this sounds like a heaven and my hyperweapon pierce the heaven themselves! Gahahahaha! Alright, that's decided, I'm going in that capital. Tooooh!

>>46919737
Are hourai immortals even capable of conceiving children though

>>46945804
Maybe, but I'd be worried about the constant deathmatches some of them get into.

>>46945826
nine months of no death matches would be like a blink of the eye to them anyway, so I wouldn't worry about it too much

>>46945804
Doesn't the old bamboo cutter legend Kaggers comes from have her popping out a few?

>>46918552
The most important question: What does an aborted youkai fetus smell like?

>>46945889
Why, you planning on eating one as a part of an esoteric ritual to gain personal power or something?

>>46918552
It's ok i'm never gonna meet one either way, I already live a borderline hermit life away from human interaction to begin with, let alone shit to do with youkai.

>>46946063
Come on buddy, entertain the fantasy for a moment. Just for fun.

>>46946123
No, because it just makes me more depressed then I already am.

>>46945937
Yeah, I'm just curious about the taste, preferably the one without the weird smell.

>>46946155
Depends on if you intend on eating it raw or not. Would such a thing lose its potency if you cooked it?

>>46946206
>Depends on if you intend on eating it raw or not.
I'll try both. Youkai sashimi sounds cool.
>Would such a thing lose its potency if you cooked it?
Probably, but still worth a try.

>>46918552
Me inside her

Remi can get pregnant despite being a vampire because she can manipulate her own fate

>>46948021
That girl still thinks babies come from the stork. She couldn't even manipulate the fate of a rabbit in heat towards pregnancy.

>>46932933
God I want to be a papa

>>46937950
*great fairies

>>46939520
>>46941512
So what are the symptoms of low t?
No hard pp?

>>46948074
she couldn't even manipulate >>46939520 to impregnate his autistic doll wife

>>46948393
It doesn't make a difference. Humans having children with fairies, whether great or lesser, only produces human children who are shorter than average and possess a minor inclination towards magic.
Most of the villagers have a little fairy in them by this generation, though, so I guess it's not a complete disaster.

>>46945937
Don't worry, youkai love hermits (meat) so they'll find you eventually.

>>46948074
But, they do? I don't understand the point of your post.

>>46948460
Meant for him:
>>46946063

>>46948471
Lmao, this retard doesn't even know about the cabbage patch.

>>46939520
This anon is very cute! I wanna kiss him!

>>46948021
>>46948074
>>46948471
>>46948491
I'm sorry, Remi, but it's true- you're gonna have our baby come out of you. It's normal and nothing to be weirded out by.

Total testosterone came back at ~700 ng/dl, on the higher side, who knows what's up with that. Will get tested again a month later.
>>46948412
What prompted me to get checked was the distribution of fat I had, my low energy levels and because I didn't have enough muscle naturally. I suspected varicocele.
I have no problems getting or staying hard.
>>46948501
My moustache will prick your lips, anon...
>>46948420
she won't need to, also smelling vagina increases testosterone (/fit/ said so) so it's a problem which ifxes itself.

>>46934684
She doesn't need to ask for consent for you to have consented without knowing anyways

>>46949247
>Low free testosterone
>Normal total testosterone
Testosterone, like all steroid hormones, is lipid-soluble, not water soluble, therefore it does not exist in the blood in free form but rather bound to plasma proteins such as Albumin or Sex-Hormone Binding Globulin (SHBG)

Low free testosterone with normal total testosterone suggests a problem with the distribution of testosterone rather than the production of testosterone, this could be to increased amounts of plasma proteins (Albumin or SHBG or both) which bind testosterone which lowers free testosterone while keeping total testosterone normal. Also, like I said, testosterone is lipid-soluble, it distributes itself to fatty tissue thereby lowering its concentration in the blood, if you have too much fat this could also be a potential reason.

>distribution of fat
Do you mean you have female fat distribution (i.e. more fat around in the hips and thighs rather than in the abdomen)? If so this suggests hyperestrogenism, which could be due to high FSH or LH due to negative feedback compensation, i.e. hypergonadotropic hypogonadism
If you have gynecomastia then this is even a stronger evidence of hyperestrogenism and you should get checked for LH, FSH and Estradiol levels.

Assuming you have hyperestrogenism, the cause-effect relationship is not really clear here, it is possible that the primary pathology is causing high estrogen levels and this then caused an increase in SHBG levels thereby decreasing free testosterone OR the primary pathology is causing increased SHBG levels and this then caused high estrogen levels by negative feedback mechanisms.

This definitely requires more investigation as it could be a serious problem like a hormone secreting tumor, ESPECIALLY if all these symptoms started recently and/or suddenly.

>>46948412
/jp/ usage

The ideal Yuuka is more Yuuka

>>46962866
indeed

>>46956586
Very good post
Thank you doc for taking the time to write this
>Low free testosterone with normal total testosterone suggests a problem with the distribution of testosterone rather than the production of testosterone
I was kind of relieved when my total test came back normal, I was afraid by balls weren't working.
>this could be to increased amounts of plasma proteins (Albumin or SHBG or both) which bind testosterone which lowers free testosterone while keeping total testosterone normal
What might cause these plasma proteins to increase?
>if you have too much fat this could also be a potential reason.
Yes I've been skinnyfat most of the time but I've cut down a lot of weight in those past few months
>Do you mean you have female fat distribution (i.e. more fat around in the hips and thighs rather than in the abdome
Yes exactly
>If you have gynecomastia
Fortunately not
>you should get checked for LH, FSH and Estradiol levels.
It's on my mind, I've heard this elsewhere roo
>the cause-effect relationship is not really clear here, it is possible that the primary pathology is causing high estrogen levels and this then caused an increase in SHBG levels thereby decreasing free testosterone OR the primary pathology is causing increased SHBG levels and this then caused high estrogen levels by negative feedback mechanisms.
Complicates things
Feedback mechanisms are only cool in control systems
>ESPECIALLY if all these symptoms started recently and/or suddenly.
Actually no, they have been there all the time. I just happened to read a bit about anatomy, fat distribution and the like and started noticing things.
What kind of doctor should I see this for if need be? Endocrinologist?

>>46918552
i need a second before i decide, please wait warmly

Rabbits are highly dangerous

>>46975334
I like this image just because of how mad he looks.

>>46975331
after long consideration, i've decided against starting youkai family.

>>46937950
>>46948457
Yes, that's sounds great.
Short cute girls are the best.

>>46975354
Who said you were the one that decided?

>>46978400
Youkai can't start a family with you if you do not consent.

>>46974512
>Yes exactly
HOT HOT HOT show us show us show us!!

Don't worry guys. I'm going to marry and impregnate Reimu so she's too busy to come and stop you from procreating with youkai.

>>46984304
Thanks for taking one for the team anon

>>46984304
Hey, that's going to affect my wifes business dude.

>>46939520
>I probably couldn't impregnate a rabbit in breeding season right now.
I can sympathise. My dick hasn't been working right for a few months now.
I can't even solve this by applying buckshot to my brain because I don't want to disappoint the girls when I get to Gensokyo.

>>46984786
Your wife could make it up by babysitting my kids more

>>46978625
don't get too excited. show us your mosquito bites first, miss "Miss Dracula" vampire.
>>46986655
my balls work just fine, and so does my dick, so i hereby retract that statement. however, i will get a sperm count one of these days. as for you, maybe try finding the cause.

>>46984304
Anon you'll just end up making more youkai exterminators in the future

>>46987166
She's too busy with her own kids to babysit

>>46918552
I will never pour my seed in the wombs of filthy youkais

>>46990778
goblin slayer scored it big

>>46978400
IT WAS ME. AND I GOT REIMU TO BACK IT UP FOR ME. SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND. SHE WILL PROTECT ME.

>>46997269
Twenty whole dollars say otherwise!

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>>46997684
750 dollars is not that much.

>>47003823
Speak for yourself

>>47003855
This. I would literally sell my anus for 750 dollars.

>>47003904
>anon is a cheap whore
stop the presses!

>>47003904
Why is a homosexual in a thread about marrying and having kids with youkai?

>>47003904
good for you mamizou is always flush on gambling money and needs her balls drained

>>47003904
Is that so?

>>47003823
..It's all i have. I do realize that i'm quite powerless against youkai. I'm no match for their pure power. and that's why I NEED YOUR FUCKING HELP, REIMU!!!!!!

>>47004009
Please don't give me that mental image. Aw fuck...

>>46996275
Good, there are many human girls in the village, they can love you, care about you and rise your 100% healty kid. She would be happy to see (You) at home and your kid without any genetic decease. Don't lisent to the other anons, they want to lure you into the monsters know as youkai and make your life hell.

>>47004016
Imagine the handjobs

>>47011941
Don't feel like being a warm hole for a tanuki boss for money?

>>47012112
NO!!!

>>46978400
I will pacify Gappy by burying her in mini Gappies

>>46918552
I won't start a family because i'm poor, and ugly, and untalent, and lame, and useless, and depressed and old

>>47020453
Bnuuy

>>47025512
Pregnant lolis are extremely hot.

>>46997684

>>47029001
how did she get gregnante from a bunch of dollars, i don't understand, this shit doesn't compute

>>46918552
Would. Also she isn't pregnant enough, because she can still fly.
>>46918848
As much as she wants and can handle.With cow type youkais, i definetly want to help them fill up a farm or two.

>>46948021
>manipulates her own fate into becoming a baby factory.
kinda hot

>>46918848
I appreciate the idea, but those little faces are just scary.

>>46918653
I want to procreate with buns

>>46918848
Exactly one, as I am sure that a single half oni child would be enough of a handful. Maybe a second once the first is old enough to help wrangle the sibling though.

>>47029202
>how did she get gregnante
Dude named Greg, obviously

>>47038524
If you're in a relationship with an oni, you don't get to decide how many kids you'll be having.

>>47038524
>>47038662
More on this, you married an oni. Your fate was death by one of them from the start.

>>47038524
>>47038672
The up side is that the oni mother can probably just smack the shit out of them when needed with little actual harm done to them. Dad will have no choice but to just pelt them with beans if she is busy.

I simply cannot exist without smug flower wife showing off her offspring to the ̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ hags

>>46938190
good luck with that anon

>>47039196
Some people might see a monster, I see my wife