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>>4688648
you know it to be true

Go ahead a post a download link, Anon

Shitty copy trying to catch dregs of ZUN's alcohol-dripping success

Anyone who likes touhou for it it is isn't going to care what you say.

inb4 Cave circle jerk.

>music by S.S.H

DO WANT

I like both

3,64/10

But I play other shmups beside Touhou, so yeah.

Doom 2 > whatever shit the OP linked

>>4688678
Mario Party > Doom 2

I heard Yukarin. Definitely going to give this a shot.

>>4688647
copy of touhou with shitty characters

that game looks pretty cool

and the drawing is a lot better, and dem voices!

Not saying touhou is better but this game looks too easy, character designs are uninspiring and it has that generic anime art.

I like ZUN's art, it has a certain special feeling, you know? I used to have a gallery of his art but I don't know where it is now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-iIfi3SNpw

deal with it

Free (as in speech) software?

eXceed games are pretty awesome, also they're by the same makers of Killer Queen/Secret Game.

Holy hell, if the music in that game is as good as the one in that video, that sure must be one fucking awesome game.

Why does almost every doujin shmup have a ridiculous word soup title with random letters capitalized and shit tacked on at the end like that

It's like they think they have to do that so you know it's a STG

>>4688688
>with shitty characters
So just a copy of touhou then.

>>4688707
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS

>>4688647
it's a touhou [Spoiler]clone.[/Spoiler]

>>4688710
Coincidentally, eXceed has motherfucking Yukari Tamura as a voice actress, so yeah

Game looks fine, too bad all the grimdark magical girl loli anime shit is such a turnoff for me.

>>4688722
Wow, what the hell is wrong with you?

Uninspired, bland, generic.

>>4688647
it's a touhou clone.

>>4688724
But you haven't even played it, anonymous.

>>4688731

I need only watch the video to see that no love went into the making of this game. Just trying to capitalize on Touhou's populartiy.

>>4688724
perfect touhou copy

Who cares if it's a copy, it has Nanoha's VA. That automatically makes it better.

>>4688723
I don't have /a/-level tastes is what.

>>4688737
Really, because it looks a lot more like one of Cave's shooters to me.

Don't fight, eXceed and Touhou can be friends, doujin shooters have to stick together!

I don't know, even the first stage has THREE FUCKING MINUTES OF DIALOGUE and is 8 minutes long total.

Also, why must STGs always be full of purple bullets?
Have some cave scientists decided that purple is the best color to keep the player alert? Why are traffic lights red?

Well, after watching a couple videos, all I can say is that it's definitely easier than Touhou. Its stage 5 + boss look like a stage 3 + boss in Touhou.

>>4688737
this

>>4688759
It's not a doujin game, is it?

>>4688748
Not only Nanoha's VA, It has Fate's VA as well.

I like touhou because it's weird and stupid and isn't just lowest common denominator mahou/moe shit.

>>4688787
This

Yeah, there's definitely no otaku pandering in Touhou.

>>4688774
It is.

>>4688787
Speaking of weird/stupid doujin STGs, what's the name of that one where you can stop time or something and it's like an acid trip magical girl adventure? I wanted to play that but now I can't remember anything about the title.

What the fuck. I've been waiting for an eXceed thread forever and it's a troll thread?

Awesome.

>>4688804
You have the power to create threads, Anonymous. Please use it only for good.

>>4688798
I'm interested in this ..

touhou is better just for the characters

>>4688861
No Touhou character is better than Nanoha and Feito.

touhou is the best thing in the universe

>>4688868
They're not in the game.

Also, what would /jp/ like to see in STGs anyway?

I'm interested in trying this out. Anyone got a download link?

>>4688868
nigga u gay

>>4688888
Their VAs are in the game. It's close enough. Stop ruining my fantasies. ;_;

>>4688870
that's not my cock

>>4688891
http://rs447.rapidshare.com/files/341678125/_C77___DoujinStyle.com__eXceed_3rd_-JADE_PENETRATE_BLACK
_PACKAGE-__Ready_to_Play_.zip

I can see the appeal of this but why say that Touhou sucks? Are you just jumping from franchise to franchise fanboying it up?

>>4688897
>PENETRATE_BLACK

suggestive name is suggestive

>>4688917
Didn't you receive the otaku hand manual? You are only allowed to like a single thing at the time. While you like that certain thing, everything else is complete fucking shit in comparison to that one thing. Also, there are only two levels of quality, "the best" and "fucking shit"

>>4688896
i know

>>4688917
He was trying to get replies and draw attention to the thread.

Exceed is decent for a doujin shmup and so is touhou so I guess either of them are easily overrated.

What is it with doujin shmups and giving you a million extends anyway?

>>4688897
Thanks, bro.

>>4688943
>stating he knows

nice kooh clone at the end

>>4688897

Yeah this is pretty cool, a lot better than i expect-

>casino chip start flying everywhere

HOLY SHIT I LOVE VEGAS

>glance up at the 2nd stage boss' HP for a brief second see 'Dimmu Borgir'

WAT

Great game so far.

>>4688993
glad you got it

bump due to butthurt touhoufags

I checked gameplay videos, and this game looks so fucking easy it's funny.

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
and aion > wow anyday
the only good thing that shit have is the music, and i DONT believe it will make the same BOOM as touhou

that game is pretty cul

>>4689367
buttass?

>He still thinks touhou is popular because of the gameplay!

>>4688798
>>4688816
Ok I remembered, it's Meglilo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYoeZrDhpzg

It might be terrible but it's at least crazy enough to try.

Well, aside from the fact that I hate auto-focus when firing, it's nice.

>>4689437
Hey, that looks pretty cool.

>>4689437
Holy shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nnF9TrnNQ0
This is the greatest thing

>>4689820
I came.

>>Comparing a retail circle to a doujin circle
>>Comparing a 10 person circle to a 1 person circle

>>4690157
Add the VA to the 10 people.

>>4690157
That's no excuse for shitty games.

>>4690157
u mad?

>>4690302
A single person doing graphics, music, programming, and everything else all by himself is going to produce a product on the same level as ten people working as a team?

>>4690318
Yes, he only needa about 7 times as long.

Sometimes I worry Touhou is becoming pathetic moeshit, and then I watch OP's video and feel much better about the direction it is taking.

>>4690157

And that 1 person made a better game. Funny isn't it?

>>4688678
hell yeah, btw
zdaemon > skulltag

>>4688647

Only graphics are better, everything else looks much worse than Touhou.

>>4690356
wat

>>4690370
Graphics are worse because it's generic shitty anime style.

Sure it's be nice if zun's anatomy got a wee bit better but I fucking like it as it is, it has character.

>Better graphic + voice acting = better game

Sure is 14y old here.

It's not like ZUN does everything himself.
He has artists help him with his art.

See
PoFV (alphes fat reimu) --> MoF (ZUN zombie reimu) --> SA (zun doll reimu) --> UFO (randou "I can't think of a way to insult his art" reimu)

>>4690591
The characters have their own unique style and that's all that matters.

>>4690621
Even though it's really shitty, and unique doesn't always mean good, I agree. It feels nice to see something original in vidyas once in a while.

>>4690591
>implying Alphes drew PoFV

>>4690673
He did the ending art and assisted with the character art.

Well, to talk about the game.

Do you unlock something if you 1CC it on normal/hard?

Just failed against what seemed to be the last boss in hard, I'm a bit lazy to try again.

Also, it's a shame if there's only one playable charater.

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OP's link seems interesting, but mostly for the music.

Is there a link to the OST?

Generic-looking game is generic.
ZUN skill levels:
programming: B
music: A
art: C
plot: D
characters: A*
difficulty: A
danmaku design: S
drunkenness: S
*Character development and interaction is worth a C, B at best, but leaving most interactions to player imagination brings it up to an A.
Art includes both character design (D) and background (C).

>>4688695
If you find this gallery of ZUN art, would you mind making a link on /rs/? I'd appreciate it.

>>4690815
Actually backgrounds are pretty sweet. Youmu and Hina had the best ones.

>>4690815

Your review:
hurr durrr
hurr durrr : durr hurr

>>4689437
>Meglilo
Link please.

>>4690815
ZUN skill levels:
programming: A
music: A+
art: C
plot: B-
characters: A+
difficulty: A
danmaku design: S
drunkenness: S

Fix'd.

music is generic, I like zun's more

>>4690837
Sup OP.

So um, why haven't I ever heard of it until now?

>>4690862
>plot: B-

Son, you best be joking.

>>4690860
http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=45050
Includes the Vulkaiser game, MagiMagi and RefRain demo (if it has any seeds)

>>4690862
>programming: A

Right, because it's so hard to code a shmup. And he can't even do that well.

>>4688647
There are a thousand games you could've linked for this statement to be true. Anything by Cave, Raizing, Toaplan, Psikyo, Takumi, Irem, G.Rev, Milestone, x.x Game Room, Samidare, etc.

But you linked Exceed 3rd.

ITT people who have never created any real content criticize people who do create content

Touhou is still better than every western attempt at a shmup.

>>4690897
Have you tried? Making simple applications is still far easier than making simple games.

>>4690878

Compared to other shooters SA or UFO plot is god tier.

>>4690911
>taking some moe drawings and a shitty VA and making a mediocre shmup to ride on Touhou's coattails counts as original content

>>4690897

Then make one and show us how easy it is.

>>4690933
more original than the content you have come up with

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoSeIl2EH98

>>4690949
>implying anyone can't surpass moeshit
Now I know you're trolling.

>>4690972
then show me your content that easily surpasses this moeshit

ITT: few Touhou haters butthurt over ZUN's glorious success.

>>4690911
I am a man with one ability - the ability to judge other people's skills in all things.

>>4690959

So where are the little girls in dresses?

>>4690912

>>4690979
Isnt that all that most of /jp/ can do now days anyway?

>>4690986
Prove me wrong.

>>4690902

Samidare feels a bit too much like shield management memorization at times for me...

>>4690959

Oh look, another generic Sci-Fi shooter.

>>4690994
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-_qlaywKBs

>>4690988
Maybe, but I'm always right~

>>4691031
Isnt that what most of /jp/ always thinks?

>>4691026

Comment Section:
>This somewhat reminds me of Touhou.

>>4691026
That's not a shmup.

>>4691026
That is an arena shooter.
And a Jeff Minter clone.
Holy fuck.

ITT People who criticize the people who criticize the people that make content.

LET THE TROLL-FOR-ALL BEGIN

>>4691044
Shmup = Shoot em up
Geometry Wars shoots things up
Therefore Geometry Wars is a Shmup

>>4691058
Nice job, poindexter. You should've linked Halo and Gears too.

AERO FIGHTERS >>>>>>>>> SHIT > TOUHOU

>>4691026

That looks as easy as pissing.

>>4691058
Gears of war is a shmup

>>4691075
what FPS doesnt stand for First Person Shmup?

>>4691087

In Castlevania, you shoot things with thrown knives and boomerangs. Therefore, Castlevania=shumup.

ITT: You realize Touhou is pretty mediocre and the only reason you like it is the music and moe.

>BAAWWWW!!! WHY IS TOUHOU SO POPULAR!?!? BAAWWWWW!!!!!!

>>4691103

>reason you like it is the music and moe.

Yeah, of course! I just spent 2 days driving 10 hours each day while listening to the touhou OSTs.

>>4691103
I'm ok with this

dem tunes man!
dem lolis!

>>4691103

I like it because of characters, setting and magic.

Does anyone have a link to the full version of Banshiryuu?

>>4691103

All shmups are the same shit anyways. At least Touhou have shitloads of good characters.

shuwat?

>>4691103

Moe? Genocidal man eaters are now moe?

Are there any lovecraftian shmups?

>>4691155

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8B5UxxX63o

They aren't ALL the same.

Some are Gradius clones instead.

>>4691171
You mean you don't like them?

>>4691103
I miss genji's turtle moe...

>>4691103

We like Touhou because of:
-characters
-music
-world
-merchandise
-porn
-games

In that order.

I fucking love Geometry Wars.

It's not a shmup, though. It has an arcade feel to it but it's not a shmup.

>>4690878

Show me a shmup with better story.

>>4691222
Fuck your list its more like
-music
-porn
-games
-stupid frilly dresses and hats
-quality doujin fandom

>>4690815
What the fuck? Character design D? What crack are you smoking? I fucking want some.

>>4691223
I like geometry wars too. Dem neon colours and effects.

>>4690911
Don't have to be a chef to know if something tastes like shit. eXceed games are pretty mediocre shmups and there's much better offerings within the doujin market; Samidare, for one.

Speaking of Samidare, weren't Project Blank making another game? I think all they've released thus far are revisions of the demo. Even for a demo, it showed a goddamn lot of promise and that soundtrack was pretty damn pulse pounding.

ZUN does almost everything by himself. He programs, writes music, draws the characters, finds pretty textures for the backgrounds. His SHMUPS have their own style and charm and that's why I like them.
Are you bad enough dude to make a game on par with Touhou?