/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Big friendly, fluffy creatures

that's a pretty big moo

What sort of things would scare an ushi-oni?

>>46881977
big 'ol jackal

>>46881944
tickle the big moomoo

Shh be vewwy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.

>>46881980
Wasps

>>46881977

>Epic or motivational Scifi music swells and gets louder

>>46882028
I'm just here to make deliveries

>"Aww! What a cute little boy!"
>"And a big one too! He almost comes up to our shoulders! Almost~"
>"Are you lost, sweet little thing? A cutie like you shouldn't be wandering around the town this late at night...."
>"Don't worry, dear. Us older ladies can protect you, we'll have you sandwiched nice and snug between us on the way back to our home, little cute boy!"
I'm in my twenties you stupid hags, I'm literally out buying cigarettes, stop calling me a fucking boy, I'm not going home with you tw-mmmmMMMMMMMMMPHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

>Joey is found stuck in a slepping grizzly's embrace
>"Steve! ya gotta help me!"
>Steve tugs Joey's leg
>the bear-girl, still, asleep, shuffles away and holds Joey tighter, with a mumble-growl of "Mine"
>"welp I tried!!"
>"YOU ARE A HORRIBLE FRIEND!"

>>46882032
You still have to dodge all the ghosts.

If I tell girls in a MMO I'm a guy, will they give me free loot?
What if I offer a dickpic for that legendary bow?

Just call her ugly and she won't rape you.

>>46882070
Take me down to the bearadise city where the girls are bears and they bear bare titties

>>46882123
sounds unbearable

Is the nyankuza a subsidiary of the mofuza or something completely different?

>>46882070
question
how did steve end up grabbed by the grizzly in the first place?

>>46882135
They’re rival clans, it started in the Sengoku Jidai when the Cat clan was betrayed due to the “Bullshit realm divide mechanic” by the Fox clan causing the Cat clan to loss the throne allowing the Ochimusha clan to ascend and ban all tails on beastmen monsters for 300 years. Fast forward through centurion of Spy vs Spy tier fights between their clans they both have reinvented themselves at the Nyakuza and the Mofukuza the difference is purely ideological about tails where the Nyakuza says a sleek and thin tail is much cuter than a big bushy tail, the Mofukuza disagrees with this statement and so the war carries on.

Hi all, dogfaced here.
Following on from last thread, we've got some ideas for what the theme of the writing contest should be.
>https://strawpoll.com/mpnbo3BqLg5
Voting will close in 2 days. Once the theme is decided, the writefairies will commence operations. Vote for as many of the themes you'd be happy reading/writing about, or pollfairy will rig your poll.

>>46882199
Sometimes things just happen, what the hell

>>46882212
Will you ban bad faith actors like French faggot and Mick?

>>46882203
Truly a complex culture but it boils down to "do you prefer fox or the superior kot?"
Maybe different job perspective for anons, office and house works with foxes and transport and defense works with kots
>>46882212
Nice, voted

>>46882212
>Family day out
Is smut allowed and how much incest is too much incest?

>>46882226
If people submit stuff that is obviously either zero effort to game the system, or intentionally trying to rile the thread up and cause drama and a shitstorm, then I'm going to reserve the right to not include them in the lottery at the end. However, I'd rather not have to do that to anyone, because this is suppose to be for fun and to give people new and familiar to writing a chance to participate.

>>46882254
Smut is fine, but please tag or give a warning it so people can avoid if they want.

>>46882036
>"did you know that humans are free?"
>"you can just pick them up in the kiosk and take them home"

>>46882267
You're a fr*g enabler, fuck you. At least Murloc did the right thing and banned him

>46882280
>At least Murloc did the right thing and banned him
He didn't get banned, he just chose not to participate.

>>46882280
MEDS

>>46882267
I'm gonna write the worst smut possible. Mostly because I suck at writing sex and that is exactly why I want to write it to get better.

>>46882331
Cheer up, Anon! You won't be writing hardcore gay pornography, so you'll be at least SOMEWHAT ahead of the "worst smut possible."

>>46882331
I'll find a way to fap to it.

So you are telling me that all I have to do is a sell a bit of blood to this young lady and I get a fuckload of cash?
Sign me up!

>>46882360
You guys are getting paid? I thought this was a charity thing!

>>46882384
>see a homeless vampire starving at the street, barely "alive"
>reach out to throw her a dollar
>she bites your hand
>a year later:

>>46882394
Those feral hobo vampires are something else.

>>46882226
You might as well start charging them rent for the space they take up in your head.

>>46882341
True. seems like jungle is winning, so I might write some jungle lizard defeating/getting defeated smut.

>>46882344
Demon lord bless you anon.

>>46882341
Aniki's adventurers is peak kino

are these the creatures you're so worried about? they seem rather pathetic to me. i dont see why everybody is so scared of some overgrown housepets with tits.

>>46882604
Those fluffy ears are hypnotizing

>>46882604
Anons have allergies.

>>46882623
fluffy ears...

>>46882642
I want to pet them all, rub my fingers in those big fluffy ears

>>46882669
>

>>46882604
They're powerless so long as you keep petting them. The danger comes when you stop.

>>46882688
nonsense. you just have to turn away from them before they can guilt trip you with their pleading eyes.

>>46882135
Nyaafia run by the Godmeowster, a Cait Sith with a chip on her shoulder the size of the Great Sphinx’s missing nose who snorts catnip like Tony Montana’s coke mountain.

>>46882895
BIG EARS

I took a spider outside. When will I be rewarded with a spider gf?

>>46882963
you should do good deeds on principle anon, not from expecting rewards

>>46882979
spider sex is its own reward

Life could be dream

>>46882963
You killed this spider

I flushed a spider down the toilet. When will I be punished with spider rape?

>>46882672
I want to put my dick in the unpin ear

>>46883029
Yes but you were already penciled in for spider rape this week anyway.

>>46883072
oh good, the spider guild must have had an opening

>>46881977
i didn't realize how nice tallnubis was until now

>>46882212
maybe i'll write something for this one (he said, delusionally)

>>46882135
We've all been warned about the Nyakuza and Mofukuza, but whatever you do, don't accept rides from the Hell's Hounds. I've heard stories about how they pick on the pale, nerdy guys walking home after dark and force themselves into their homes. Sometimes they even make their place into a new hangout spot, turning the boys into one of their "biker pups".

>>46883240
ms apsara though

>>46883280
amoeba_anon's Apsara Thing is already too good to beat, I think.

>>46883266
Breeding on the beach

>>46883276
I think it should have been obvious to you that you shouldn't get on a bike with a hellhound at night if you don't want to get raped. This seems like a natural selection thing.

>>46883240
I believe in you (he said, hourily)

>>46883303
what if i just got out of the mofukuza casino with big winnings and a bunch of foxes giving me death stares?

>Here’s your kitsune gf bro

>>46883303
That's why they go for the nervous-looking boys who barely have the courage to look them in the eye, let alone refuse. They're a menace!

>>46883444
i wonder if her bra is still on fire when she's not wearing it

>>46883345
Why are porcs so good?

>>46883403
Well, nervous-looking boys without the courage to look girls in the eye are genetically predisposed to getting raped anyway, so I suppose it's not that big of a loss.

>>46883519
I thought angels were supposed to be pure.

I had a horrible, horrible dream. I am posting best cat, then sitting down to drink coffee while trying to get it out of my head.

>>46882963
Good deeds are their own reward

What is the "Welcome to the Jungle" theme in the writing contest?

>>46883444
Ride the queen (in bed)

>>46883818
pretty scandalous that you could fuck your tour guide on the queen's bed

>>46883615
Is she best cat?
Explain your reasoning.

>>46883842
She is best cat because she is a warrior supreme, uses the best technology which allows her and her tribe to make a city that dwarfs any Order city, probably has a hanging garden, enjoys conquering (You), enjoys sacrificing (You) at her local temple to the based Feather Serpent or Blood Goddess, has wonderful chocolate assets, and can make a damn good variety of dishes using only local flora and fauna found only in the Valley of Thirty Lakes. She also enjoys making weapons out of obsidian.

What did she mean by this?

>>46883551
But they are pure. Pure lewdness.

Absolutely not! If you're going to be in human form then we're not having sex!

Absolutely not! If you're going to be in mamano form then we're not having sex!

It's botposting hours, it seems

>>46883962
Yujiro...

>>46884095
Tacos? I LOVE TACOS!

>>46883889
>Mogged by any chesh in combat, dexterity, comedy and cuteness
Ocelotrash

>>46884253
Mean! Ocelomeh is a wonderful warrior, and if you keep insulting her she'll awaken those damned Aztec vampires to come after you. I'm tired of hearing AYAYAYAAAAAAAAIIIIII at two in the morning every day because your wife keeps shitposting on the internet.

>>46884283
Take the L bozo

>>46884305
Absolutely not. Let's just agree we both have wonderful wives and leave it at that. And it's fun to encourage their antics, even though a sea and two continents separate them. I love it when she gets all fumed and takes me to the altar for an aggressive session of "extracting the heart from the sacrifice" after seeing an excellent shitpost from your wife.

>>46884322
Kek, you're right. Now I imagine a chesh acting like a happy cat who caught a prey and want to show it you when she successfully troll someone online

No. Chesh must pay.

It would be a better world if more of the timid monstergirl races embraced the path of the swole.

>>46884382
Nah

>>46884382
flat Bruiser mod when?

Not gonna lie, I'd like a cheshire cat giantess vore me.

>>46884382
but only if they keep their timid wallflower personalities
Imagine a bunny like that stuttering trying to invite you to her party (the dungeon she wants to raid has a strict no-singles policy)

>>46884421
She has speakers in her stomach directly connected to her thoughts.

On second thought, let us not go to Wonderland. 'Tis a silly place.

>>46882394
I still believe that vampires are the most boring and uninteresting of the undead, but the Scarlet sisters are the big exception that drive me mad with lust

>>46881944
>>46884382
At what point did you stop wanting a woman with a actual feminine body?

>>46884608
>i see girls with muscle and i think of men
lol fag

>Pharaoh likes to do "secretary being blackmailed into sex by her boss" roleplay with a male intern in the office
>She's actually the CEO

>>46884608
Being a musclegirl enhances feminity for the following reasons:
>Large pectorals push the breasts out, making the bosom more ample
>Exercise thins the waist
>Thighs thick with musle are wider than thighs without muscle

>>46884608
Born that way, anon.

>>46884654
pharaoh CEOs are scary

>>46884608
Being a musclegirl enhances feminity for the following reasons:
>Large pectorals push the breasts out, making the bosom more ample
>Exercise thins the waist
>Thighs thick with muscle are wider than thighs without muscle

>>46884696
Less scary when she's carrying your daughter(s)

>>46884665
>>46884710
After a few seconds you realized your first photo had exceptionally broad shoulders, didn't you?

>>46884716
No, I was just fixing a typo.

>>46883962
>>46884097
I have only seen this pose once...

>>46884716
>photo
Lol
lmao even
Leave it to a deranged tourist to be obsessed with muh shoulders

Since I have some dandruff, how will a monster girl give me shoulders?

>>46884716
Man, you're glowing brighter than the CIA right now.

>Schizo moth wife who constantly tells you how much "you glow"

>>46884773
Mamono Bureau of Investigation will never take me alive!

What does cow resist down mean?

>>46884809
Heightened effect from milk and other dairy based consumable items

>>46882028
Looks like a 343 forerunner design, terrible.

>>46884499
I feel like a cheshire's train of thought would be so chaotic, to be able to listen to it, or rather, to be forced to listen to it, would be torture.

>>46884738
By giving you head first

>>46884929
Sometimes literally

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28423863/chapters/70992747
Somebody tell Beast the links to his images are broken.

>>46884809
That little voice in the back of your head, that tells you not to follow the nice big minotaur tomboy that calls you her little daedalus, who asks if you wanna go explore her labyrinth, that has giant tits that jiggle with her every movement? That little voice goes away and you're left with no option but to be hypnotized by a cows every words.

Stil want to see a fight between wiled samurai salamander and strait laced knight lizardwoman

>>46883362
You think I fucking wouldn't? Think again, I would mating press this creature.

>>46885006
This is your mind on mofu.

>>46884929
I figured that, but what's the next step?

>>46885054
I won't lie, I would sleep with my fluffy foxwife no matter the form she took.

>>46883962
Whoever this succ keeps trying to entice and impress must be a tough nut to crack. She's tried everything.

>>46884722
The arms ruined this image

>>46883802
WELCOME TO THE CANOPIES MONKEY FUCKER.

>>46885219
yeah women tha don't have both of theri ams amputated are kinda cringe

>>46883240
I definitely won’t, not for lack of want but because my time management skills are next to non-existent and I’m not even sure I can muster the drive to after four years.

Angry death metal band kikis

>>46885195
Before long she's going to start completely stripping in public.

>>46885195
Now that's an ass that's asking to get gaped

>>46885407
How does she know my weakness for public lewdness?
Also what is the legal status of public lewdness in MGC?

>>46885461
As long as you don't obstruct traffic, vehicular or on foot, and as long as you don't make a health risk from fluids on benches or seats, go for it.

>>46885277
Happy traditional folk band kikis

>>46885485
Sorry we're all out. Please enjoy our edgy kikis screaming into the mic about roombas

>>46881980
That screech lavos from chrono trigger makes

>>46885195
>>46885407
This guy draws some extremely puffy vulva.

>>46885578
No, I will take away their guitars and drums and give them violins and accordions.

>>46885461
>public lewdness
>when seeing around you there are several monsters wearing much less
>Christmas cakes wearing pasties on her nipples and a thong and hags wearing jeans and covering her breasts with only their hands or hair

Whats the legal status of public gaping in MGC?

>>46885407
This succ is very tenacious, makes an attempt at every opportunity.

>>46885785
Mainly to public parks and zones with sports allowed, mainly children are the ones that just play sch sports on the streets outside their homes

>>46884654
>Timid and reluctant in roleplay, sucking your cock when ordered to for the sake of keeping her job and torn up about enjoying it.
>Domineering in real life, dragging you up to her office constantly.
>Far more affectionate though, specifically calling you things like “my beloved” and “my darling” and hinting she’s planning a well paying position for you when your intern period is up.

No one is responding to his bait so he’s pushing it himself. Do not fall for it. Report for trolling and ignore it.

>/trash/spam and literal furry porn again
Very on-topic and rule-following posting

>>46885939
>>46885947
who is he talking to

>>46885473
I wonder what the penalties for obstructing traffic via lewdness in MGC are.
>You and wifey are thrown in separate horny jail cells
>Penalty is no sex for a whole hour

I wanna get gangraped by an Echidna and all her sisters who aren’t married yet!

>>46885665
I love desperate hags and their fashion sense

>>46885973
I'm pretty sure that there are penalties for the lack of lewdness more than excess

>>46885983
She looks like she would corner a shota in an isolated place and have her way with him

>>46886000
Yes, but the crime in this case is the obstruction of traffic, not the lewdness itself.

>>46885932
That honeymoon period where you might as well be married but aren't officially yet with a monster must be nice

>>46886006
she's an endangered species so it's legal

>>46882672
Entrancing

>>46885932
Hmm, fun juxtaposition. I wonder if Anon could train her into being more submissive in the bedroom outside of roleplay.

>>46885969
He's talking about pharaohposter, i think.

>>46886006
>having sex in the middle of the street as a game just how like kids play ball and move for each car
>you are reaching climax so instead of moving away like the other couples you keep going
>they end up calling the police and you expect charges for public indecency
>the charges are just about obstructing the traffic
I like it

>>46885939
>>46885947
I have no idea what you two are on about.
Is this about the public lewd stuff?

>>46885969
>>46886027
>>46886040
Don't worry about it, it's just his daily nondescript angry shitposts.

>>46886040
Gapingposter and furry spam, dipshit.

No Monsters will bother me on the beach, surely.

>>46886019
>I wonder if Anon could train her into being more submissive in the bedroom outside of roleplay.
Ha! No. Kinda defeats the point of fucking your boss, which is the power dynamic.

Do they ever run afoul of the time police?

>>46885665
>Go to mall with monster GF
>Fuck her near the fountain
>Everyone can see the two of you
>Nobody cares
>Except the hags wishing that it was them. Maybe if they dress even sluttier a young man will just pin them down and fuck her then and there.
I would. I would pin them down and fuck them right then and there.

>>46886070
Sounds like you’re about to get “accidentally” crashed into by a mermaid surfing the waves. Hope you like fat tan tits in your face!

>>46886070
Of course not. And since you don't need to worry about hungry mamono, feel free to wear light, easily removable clothing. There's definitely nobody watching, and you'll be much cooler!

>>46886061
>>46886040
>that blatant samefagging
really sad

>>46886063
I see like one furry posts from like 6 hours ago. What the fuck are you on?
Report and ignore you you moron, you are just giving him the attention he wants.

>>46886113
>old man yells at clouds

>>46886117
the gaping dude won't give up until it turns into accepted vernacular
so it's going to be a while

>>46882723
A cute idea and a good niche for a girl who hasn't really gotten thread personality yet.

>>46886128
so just keep reporting him as always, he's been seething since his raid failed months ago

How would an Anubis react if you went
>BAD DOG! BAD DOG! BAD DOG! BAD DOG! BAD DOG! BAD DOG! BAD DOG! BAD DOG! BAD DOG! BAD DOG! BAD DOG! BAD DOG! VERY BAD DOG! BAD! BAD! BAD!
At her?

>>46886129
>hasn't really gotten thread personality yet.
Based on what I've seen posted in the thread over the year, it's established she has FAS.

>>46886144
Smirking and then brutal hip bruising rape. Did you think she was gonna cry? She clearly just needs to train you harder.

>>46886158
>"Legos suck! They suck! They're stupid! Legos are the worst!"
>anubis breaks down into tears for real

>>46886175
I think that'd rather drive her into a rage, even if she does shed tears.

>>46886158
No.... no! It can't all end in rape like this! Dogs are supposed to be afraid of the words "bad dog", they can't have this power! Anubis are good girls, they wouldn't rape!

>these threads

>>46886175
That’s when she straps you into the clockwork orange chair and makes you watch the 9 hour Bionicle lore video.
There will be a test and if you don’t pass it’s back to the start of the video.

I'm gonna tell a Hatter that I didn't like her tea or cake.

>>46886213

>>46886213
>>46886275
A cat is fine too

>>46886195
Ah but if she’s a good girl who wouldn’t rape, she wouldn’t be a bad dog would she? That makes you a liar and liars have to be punished.

>>46886281
I miss her anime.

What the dog doin'?

>>46886213

>>46886281
Never say that to a involuntarily monoganous Bicorn. She'll get the idea of adopting a bunch of queens (term for female cats) and maybe some literal bitches and hope they become attached to hubby.

>>46886335
Nothing makes me happier than seeing the face of a bicorn after you tell her that she's the only one for you.

>>46886364
Sexual frustration?

>>46886335
>Bicorn keeps trying to get me to cuck her
>But I always rebuke these monsters and play the part of an extremely faithful husband
>In truth I get off to not cucking her and seeing how frustrated she gets

Contrary to popular belief, Dragons are more afraid of you than you are of them (they fear getting mere'd).

>>46886373
not just sexual

>>46886129
Her personality is two buttmad fags.

>>46886390
Gonna get naked, oil myself up, run into a dragons cave, yell "I'M GONNA MERE YOU!" and then rape all the dragons there.

>>46886390
A reasonable fear

>>46886437
>defeated by a lvl 1 slime chilling at the cave entrance

>>46886219
Jokes on her, I already have the entire video memorized>>46886219

Can't go wrong with mouse

>>46886527
Be honest with yourselves; how many of you would take the humble elf as a wife?

I want to treat a Dragon like she's my everything and shower her in constant affection and attention.

>>46886535
Fool, your encyclopedic knowledge of Bionicle lore will send that Anubis into a breeding frenzy!

>>46886562
>Elves
>Humble

>>46886562
Elves are anything but humble.

>>46886562
Only if I get to ruin her figure.

>>46886667
Why do they claim to not be a race of exhibitionists again?

>>46886669
I don't think that's possible.

>>46886667
holy shit this elf has some really LONG legs, like 50% of her height is just LEG

>>46882453
Maybe I'll skip this time since I have something jungle related I put on the backburner last year and would like to finish at some point. I'll have to wait and see.

>>46886689
With enough fast food and repeated pregnancies, I believe so.

>notice a bunch of Monster youngsters and human teenagers hanging out at the old skateboard park I used to frequent in my youth
>think its pretty cool to see the places of my childhood no longer abandoned
>decide I'll see if I still have the touch and go home, throw off my office clothes and put my cap on backwards, slip on a jacket and grab my skateboard
>think I'll impress the youngsters
>go there and do the "How do you do, fellow kids?" bit and get them giggling
>try to cut some sick flips
>fuck up badly
>injured my legs and broke my wrist
>bratty 20 year old Pyrow and Manticore leaning over me giggling and asking "Oi, grandpa, you need some assistance?"
>"Maybe we can get you a wheelchair instead of a skateboard! Hehehe!"
>monster brats begin taking selfies over my groveling injured form
>spend the rest of the day getting patched up at the hospital
>fuck I hate being old
>maybe I should just accept I'm an old fart and waste away on television and play crossword puzzles for the rest of my life already...

>>46886562
I'm tired of them thinking they need to educate humans. All they've done with their long lives is play in the woods in their underwear. That's not wisdom that needs passing on

>>46886732
Damn, laughing at someone that fucked up is pretty evil. Are we sure all the monsters were changed?

>>46886751
They are still evil, just convinced sex is eating people.

hmmm it should be just about time for gachaslop spam, where is it?

The only good elf is a dead elf. (Banshee is a good girl!)

>>46886762
Be the change you want to see in the world.

>>46886762
Here, I gotchu

>>46886772
This is my favorite hair trigger coomer fox, even if she is from a gacha.

>>46886762
>>46886772
Have some more.

This Gacha Wolf was drawn by Kenkou.

>>46886788
Thanks for reminding me that Metal Slug franchise is dead and gone

>>46886762
>>46886772
>>46886783
>>46886788
>>46886794
Fanart depiction rather than an in-game one.

>>46886772
>>46886783
She is very affectionate and also obsessive.

>>46886732
Those monster youngsters are not even going to there to skate, they just go there to have sex

>>46886762
Have a Draph.

>>46886808
He probably slipped on all the monster juices.

>>46886762
She has horns.

>>46886813
Monstergirl shortstacks are very dangerous.

>>46886808
That's not true! They go there to have sex, drink, and smoke demon realm herbs.

>>46886762
Here's a Dark Mage.

Monsters are simply too scary

I love gacha i love gacha I love gacha i love gacha I love gacha i love gacha I love gacha i love gacha I love gacha i love gacha I love gacha i love gacha

>>46886762
Thanks Anon.

>>46886827
Truly monstrous

>>46886762
Really is funny how the retard who recycles his scripts is the one doing it

>>46886862
kek

How am I expected to resist demons this sexy?

Holy mother of mental illness

>>46886869
The concept of deep romantic love is horrifying. I don't think my heart could take it. I'd die.

>>46886889
It would definitely be a trap. Monsters are monsters for a reason.

>>46886889
>Here lies Anon
>He died from getting told “I love you”

>>46886862
I didn't think it would end that way.

Monsters grab and trap you!
It is simply too scary!

>>46886943
You knew exactly how it would end.

hmmm it should be just about time for Jinko rubbing her pussy in my face, where is it?

>>46886933
>Those three words
Help me casual hookup man, I'm going insaaaaaane!

Cats(?)

>>46886983
I liked that talk about the black mass we had last thread. It seemed a lot better to have a mass orgy than be a single man who gets eyed like a piece of meat when you join the sabbath.

>>46886989
thats a big kot

>>46886993
You mean you liked replying to yourself and patting yourself in the back for having unironic /trash/ cuck delusions?

>>46886281
Lovely Kots anon

>>46886989
I got your cat, RIGHT HERE

What about fat kots with fat asses?
They are lazy after all

>>46887026
Aren't cats suppose to be slender and graceful? Can't exactly be nimble and stealthy with a great pair of honkers on her

>>46887035
Lasaga.

oi. caturday is over. now get gone you lazy freeloaders.

>>46886968
nice try

>>46887037
Evolutionary pressure has spurred alternative developments

>>46887046
what could possibly be the cause of that?

>>46887042
Puffy vulva

>>46887049
Built for intense cuddles

>>46887042
Caturday might be over, but once you let a cat into your home you are technically annexed into the Cat Kingdom

>>46887005
It's crazy how vore is more popular in the thread than the idea of having sex without the monster pair bonding.

>>46887074
INTENSE
CUDDLES

>>46887081
thats pretty based desu senpai

New Gaira girl profile is out.

>>46887078
what if i move into a cats house? do they get annexed into my kingdon

>>46887096
wots dis den

Big kots who curl around you in a ball, locking you in a prison of soft

>>46887096
I wish we'd get some info about the game for a change

>>46887106
No, thats just considered immigration to the Cat Kingdom

>>46887112
Game?

>>46887096
So regular Lamia are native to Zipangu as well as Shirohebi?

>>46887127
then why am i being pampered by a harem of scantily dressed, obedient cat servants?

CAT rhymes with FAT.

>>46887153
heresay, lies, slander.

>>46886808
They are all drenched in sweat but there were not jogging

>>46887153
It rhymes with FLAT too, though.

>>46887037
The tits are a form of camouflage, they break up her silhouette.
>But Anon, they make her silhouette larger!
And wobblier. No one expects a cat to look like that so the eye just passes over her.

>>46887150
You fell for the canine propaganda that the cat kingdom is an oppressive society where anyone that isnt a cat is a second class citizen

>>46887180
>>46887150
>>46887127
this is feline propaganda, you will not be pampered by a harem of scantily dressed cats if you migrate to the cat kingdom.

>>46887158
I blame this thread for awakening many fetishes.

>>46887158
This kot is a pillow

Real cat hours.

>>46887158
this kot has a 500% modifier to belly rub damage

Gonna tell a Hebi that I'm not scared of her.

>>46887200
see what cats must do, to match even a fraction of the foxes power?

>>46887112
It's dead.

>>46887221
Why would you be scared of your wife?

I'm going to find the mightiest Dracolich and Demilich in the land and ask them to let me be their student. What could go wrong?

I'd love to be her booty.

What happens when Monsters meet the fabled Town Rapist from the Balkans?

>>46887268
I'd love to eat her booty

>>46887278
They flee in terror the moment they hear his gypsy speak. He would rape even a Hellhound easily. Never mess with the town rapist.

>>46887200
You can't prove that you won't get that until you sign away all your rights and they don't give it to you.

>>46887236
You wouldn't be allowed to graduate until at least a century.

>>46886129
>Godmeowster fences running a respectable fishery with her husband and numerous kittens for her illicit dealings
>Said dealings are finding stuff like Arachne silk yarn balls, silver vine, etc.
>She thinks she's come kind of criminal genius but hubby just pets her because she's half his height, despite her underlings being afraid of The Curse of Bastet™
>It's literally just her throwing pocket litter at you before running

>>46886562
Not as a wife, but maybe a concubine or mistress.

Here is your unorthodox wererabbit

>>46886562
Maybe until I wake up. A humble elf, he says! LMAO

>>46887351
I'm fine with that. I'm such a competent spellcaster I can sometimes even cast Mage Hand correctly, but only if I focus for a few minutes.

>>46887411
They would only teach you the lewd variant: Caressing Hand.

>>46887388
Here's a different style of unorthodox wererabbit.

>>46887443
I am really bad with names. We're going to need nametags.

>>46887388
I recognize this moldy, vomit drawer having, toothless rabbit.

>>46887458
Finally a waifu I can imagine showing interest in me.

>>46887393
Elf says

>>46887466
prepare your pelvis

ENUFFA THESE PONCY ELVES, THE GOBLINS ARE TAKIN OVER NOW!

>>46887340
This is a man.

>>46887528
Goblins get ye gone.

>>46887528
The best harem consists of one posh, hoity toity elf and one crass and dirty goblin.

>>46887466
What does the elf say?

>>46887547

>>46887572
Succubi aspire to be half as lewd as the average elf

>>46887572
And then I die and the elf is to blame.
This is why I have a "no elves in my party" policy. Despicable beings.

>>46887536
It's too late, the Goblin horde is already here.

>>46887611
Free wives.

Loli Kejourou with the meme red backpack

Do the Ribbits really?

>>46887478
>condom
Heresy

>>46887423
That's not fair. I want to at least learn how to cast the ultimate spell Magic Missile.That way I can attack the darkness as I please.

Today is world bee day.

Ryu NEET who lives in her room and is addicted to doujins, junkfood, and videogames. And her overbearing motherly shirohebi shrinemaiden that tries to get her to go outside and eat healthy

>>46887754
Finally a holiday for me

>>46887754
Huh, that might explain the bumble bee who walked into my building at work today. I had to feed her some sugar water with a spoon and use a piece of paper to get her scooped up and outdoors.

She DID regain her flight, though, so I'm hopeful she's OK. Bumble bees are cute, after all.

>>46882212
What is the punishment for voter apathy in the monster republic?

>>46887868
mandatory pampering by monstergirls until your soul returns

>>46881944
Imagine your two wives are of opposite alignments?

I have trouble sleeping and I'm afraid of what will happen when monsters notice the bags under my eyes

What do you call a goblin cook? hob goblin
What do you call a trumpart sugar-mommy? credit card

>>46887868
Why vote when you can live in a monarchy that just works(tm)

Dear Maou,
I bit my tongue on Saturday and it is still hurty. Please send one (1) mamono to kiss it and make it better.

Respectfully,
Anon

>>46888022
Hello malef.
Cat based theocracy soon.
Your days in power are numbered.

Trumparts are so stupid. It's just a human girl sticking out of a big card.

>>46888049
>Cat based theocracy arrives.
>It's just dragons hoarding cats.
>They were already femcels, so nobody notices anything different.

Amazoness's are so stupid. Its just a succ with dark skin.

>>46888050
it's nice you could be on the other side of the card and play with your wife's butt all day while she's on the job

>>46888063
And tall, with pretty tummies, thick legs, and strong arms. Sounds good to me.

>>46886562
i don't think i'd choose one necessarily but i do stockholm syndrome pretty quick
don't tell ms hebi

Zipangese monster girls who're Brazilian, or Brazilian monster girls who're Zipangese, which do you prefer?

>>46888130
I don't want to go to Brazil....

>>46888130
Kakuens make good samurai.

>>46888114
fat titty elf gf

>>46888067
It's a dog eat ass world in there.

>>46888130
>I'm zipangese t. Ocelomeh

>>46887167
They are not doing a marathon but a cumaton

Does anyone have/know where I can find cleaned up versions of the Fallen Maidens/Fallen Knights ala this image from Side 3?

>>46888382
The wiki, maybe.

unlicensed maids

>Impregnate my tanuki landlord
>She still expects me to pay rent

>Eat out cheshire's asshole
>Can taste the cringe