/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46868847
I love cock!

>>46868853
Nice Cock, bro.

he's right

>>46868847
It's still Caturday you silly spider.

>>46868853
So does she

>>46868862
Better get ready for tomorrow.

How did this happened? my auntie said that every weekend was safe

>>46868862
Yup

reminder that you will be eaten and there is really nothing you can do to escape it

Reposting this
Hi all, dogfaced here.

I'm organising a small writing contest to take place this summer. Trying to gauge interest and get some suggestions. Compared to last time, it would have the following
>A word count limit (probably between 2000 and 7000 words)
>A specific theme (not a specific monster girl, but a certain place or idea, probably summer themed)
>Winner chosen at random from entrants (with an art comm as a prize)

Having a hard cap on words would hopefully not draw too much time away from people's stories/other shit, while having a lottery system would encourage people of all writing levels to participate. Ideally, this would leave us with a collection of short and sweet stories.

I'm going to be taking some ideas for the theme for the contest, and then put them to a strawpoll either this or next thread.

>>46868879
a cat is fine too

A lazy Bicorn who rather than find women who can talk back for the harem, instead gets a bunch of cats and dogs and hopes that some turn into Siths.

>more gacha spam and furshit
Amazing and very on topic

That was sarcasm, in case the more mentally challenged reading this can't tell.

>>46868908
I was going to say alps too but I realize that would actually be a big plus for the thread.

>>46868860
Those horns look fragile but I'm gonna grab 'em anyway.

She is the wan for me.

>>46868897
seems reasonable

>>46868897
>A specific theme
You know, thread memes aside, monster girl sports would be a nice idea.
Like, there's so much potential there. Swimming with mermaids, fencing with lizardmen, horse riding with centaurs :^).
Other than that, Maybe some mid-summer festival idea?

>>46868919
nun horns are delicate

>>46868870
When a monster says "safe" it means safe impregnation

>>46868971
This. She can safely be impregnated on the weekends because of all the fertility drugs she downed on Thursday. Monsters think it's silly that humans call infertile days safe anyway. What's safe about wasting semen?

>>46868971
so when's the dangerous impregnation, for the more adventurous?

>>46868870
I'm pretty sure that filling her holes to the brim every weekend would end up in pregnancy even it was safe
What else do you expected?

>>46869000
I love fox

Cursed items are stupid
What does "milk resist down" even mean? Milk isn't an element
broken ass game

>>46869020
>Milk isn't an element
Why not?

>>46869000
Impregnating a wyvern while free falling from 50 thousand feet.

Imagine visiting auntie in Hagville for the summer and she has friends over

>>46868897
Theme Ideas
>Summer Vacation
>Obligatory Beach Episode
>Date Night
>Watching the Trump vs. Biden debate on June 27, 2024 (OK, probably not this one)

>>46869033
You haven't really joined the mile high club unless there was no solid surface under you when you did it.

>>46869020
But monster milk is a very common element

>>46869036
Imagine spending summer with thirsty hags

>>46869020
it is pretty annoying to have to keep running back to the church to get uncursed

>>46869052
>Visiting your Kejorou aunt in the Zipangu countryside

>>46869059
fat

>>46869036
>auntster keeps bragging about you to all her friends
>how handsome you are, how smart you are, how caring you are to her
>hag friends keep giving you a predatory look licking their lips
>they insist on a sleepover despite their age
uh oh

>>46868847
Have a nice Nunday everyone.

>>46869067
>When your aunt tries to act young and hip for you but you actually prefer elegant older women

>>46869103
if she was elegant she would've been married by now like all her other sisters

>>46869059
Belly made for grabbing

>>46869113
Well, she didn't get married when she actually was young and hip either, so...

>>46869103
I really like when hags try to act young and hip, dressing in current fads to try to gain your attention

>>46869103
Hag acting young erotic

>Signs your human maid is actually a shoggoth in disguise

>>46869132

>Signs of mamano man corruption

>>46869103
Gyaru hags can be elegant too!

>>46869137
If they can pull it off with all that extra flabbynes then why not?

>>46869103
Some hags are much better than their younger versions

>>46869191
Crow feet just make the gyaru cuter.

I will NOT call a hag "mommy". There's no way one would get me to.

>>46869217
Would you let her call you "daddy"?

>>46869206
Gyaru into hag is so much more natural than hag into gyaru.

What should I do after defeating the evil monster?

>>46869036
She needs a man around the house, for reasons!
Men can do manly things like reaching high shelves and splitting wood and plumbing. Why your aunt couldn't just hire a handyman for all this you'll never understand

>>46869237
Teach her to be good and have children with her that you'll raise to be upstanding ladies with strong moral compass.

How is being a proud people and a race of exhibitionists contradictory? We elves are all beautiful so why shouldn't we flaunt it?

Elder Dragon that loves buddhism and rocks.

>>46869237
I dunno, have sex with her or something, I guess.

>>46869036
Why is she not wearing anything on top?

What happens when anon accidentally calls haku his mom

>>46869293
She starts leaking milk everywhere

>>46869302
She should get that checked out. Doesn't sound normal.

>>46869309
It is for cows, she's fine.

>>46869309
For monsters it's very normal. Everything monsters do is about fertility.

>>46869293
Detention. Hosted at the teacher's house.

Hm hm hmmm hmm mmmm hmmm!
I've watched over you ever since you were born.
I've watch you grow, mature and learn.
I've kept you away from danger and peril, you didn't even know!
I stayed at your bedside, every night and every tomorrow.
Even if you can't see me...
Even if you won't see me...
Even if you'd throw in your lot with a Monster you liked...
No matter where you go...
No matter what you do...
I'll still watch over and protect you.
I'm your Guardian Angel!
I love you!
Hmmm hmm hmmmm!

>>46869293
You can't accidentally call a monster mom, just as like you can't accidentally drink her milk.

"NINJAS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this prefecture before. There could be NINJAS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE NINJAS" he thought. Shamisen tones reverberated his entire carriage, making it pulsate even as the 9000 yen sake circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of female assassins in the night. "With a katana, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>46869394
Yeah yeah whatever, lose the glowing loop, get a tail and horns, replace the feathers with bat wings and put on something more revealing and become not ugly and then I'll like you.

>>46869394
Angels are evil though, they wouldn't be nice like this.

>>46869394
Quit watching and join in, you silly. My demon wife could use a new toy.

>>46869394
A girl that loves you this much deserves instant marriage.

>>46869411
Wow, mindlessly regurgitating the same stale shit joke and reposting an image from the gallery?
Peak creativity.

Surprisingly dangerous jobs in MGC. Janitor, especially when cleaning the women’s bathroom after hours in an office building. Alone with overworked and lonely OLs.

>>46869494
OL monsters are unfaithful and will cheat on you.

>>46869140
>signs
Eyes on your toaster.
Toaster tries to crawl into the bath with you.

>>46869394
Dumb guardian angel couldn't even guard me from loneliness and depression, I demand a refund.

>>46869403
But what if they sneak it into your food? Take-out isn't safe anymore

>>46869554
"Why are my french fries literally soaked in milk?"
>"Don't worry about it! Eat, eat!"

>>46869579
>milk fries
Divorce

>>46869394
big loving overprotective guardian angel wife is... good.

Any good stories or greentexts set in a hospital?

>>46869460
I swear, if I hear "Anon owes me sex" one more time...

>>46869579
Milk builds strong bones after all, and I prefer fries on the soggy side

>catch the Nurarihyon brat from next door pretending to be your daughter and also flirting while doing it
>again
>better discipline her by spanking her big ass
>that will definitely teach her

Harpies with big asses or harpies with big breasts?

>>46869677
Yes. I want bumble bees scratching their heads trying to figure out how she flies.

>>46869677
what about big birb hands

Foxes stink of cheap perfume and booze, wet dog, and unwashed old lady musk.

>>46869726
Stop, stop! My penis can only get so erect!

>>46869726
>TFW you will never literally sweep an old fox off her feet, make her think she's about to be bred, and then dump her into a waiting bubble bath
SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH GET CLEANED GET CLEANED SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH

>>46869726
literally no downsides. how do they do it?

Many beastmen reek of sweat

>>46869752
Sweaty Jinko to take me bathing with her is what I desire.

>>46869752
So you're saying I can always get the cliche of sweaty tomboys who just got done with practice?

>>46868915
Wow, 1 image. Such spam.

>>46869237
Cuddle :3

>>46869726
>Ancient fox that's been unmarried for so long that she's neglected her personal hygiene
>Shrine looks more like a bachelor pad with weeks of trash lying around
>Chubby belly that she swears she'll get rid of as soon as she decides to start hunting for a husband again
>Unshaven pits and pubes

Imagine the smell

>>46869517
forced meme and also wrong

>>46869805
Shove her in a bath and shave her pits
Then commit belly grab

OL mamono would never cheat on you.
She might have to work late sometimes, but that's when you have to go in there and rescue HER from her job and her angsty, eternally single boss.

>>46869677
>>46869688
You want the jub

>>46869916
you can't handle the jub

>>46869805
I will forcibly hold her down and shave her pubes

>>46869916
Ponder the direjub

>>46869916
I'm a Gandharva appreciator. Jub's head is a bit too empty for me. She needs more thoughts.

>>46869921
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE
PREPARE YOURSELF

>>46869928
She has plenty of thoughts, they're just all about your penis in her vagoo and never physically letting go of you.

>>46869931
jubs are easily tricked by mirrors, get one in front of her and she'll get all defensive about this new hussy trying to steal her man

>>46869945
I want to see what a jub looks like all angrily puffed up.

>>46869881
What happens at a workplace when janitor anon gets sick and tired of the ancient evil OL boss being a bitch and fucks her silly in her office? Do the hours get better, does the boss now demand each worker get a husband, does she give the business over to her spiteful and equally evil OL aunt?

>>46868847

>>46869951
>mad ball of pink feathers hoping around the park, mad at her reflection in the pond

>>46869957
>azur lane
dammit

>>46869951
>>46869967
Should probably go grab her before she drowns herself.

>>46869979
With all that air in her feathers she'll easily float

>>46869881
>She might have to work late sometimes,
This an excuse an OL monster uses to have sex with her coworkers or CEO.

>>46868897
A family day out

>>46868847

How do single shoggoth live without a master?

>>46869726
Sounds like we've got a lot in common.

>>46870072
They mitose

>>46870072
Every Shoggoth knows when and where she'll meet her master, so their lives before that happens are spent getting ready and guiding events towards the inevitable happy future.

>>46870072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_vcX6km9c8

Some are liquid, some are goo
Where there was one slime, now there are two!

>>46870072
With her parents.

>>46870143
D-
See miss write fairy after class.

>>46870138
Is this what shog-chan does when I'm not home? I always thought she just sat on the couch losing her human form returning to puddle while watching Ms. Mindflayer's cooking show

>>46870150
Shog doesn't handle isolation very well.

>>46870109
Magic is stored in the wings(boobs)

>>46870159
>Shog is alone for untold centuries
>Can't be alone for the 30 minutes it takes for me to go mail a package

>>46870171
Why are you mailing a package of 40lbs of grape jelly anyways? Sounds like something a watchful maid should keep a good eye or 5 on.

>>46870171
Well yeah, like someone not experiencing affection for their entire life, receiving a taste of it, then having it torn away.

Lilims cannot outvirgin me.

>>46870215
See, I'd end up extremely clingy too. An Amazoness has to deal with a husband who can't stand when she has to out to hunt.
>>46870223
No offense, but I assume you're not very attractive. If a Lilim, a woman with immense power and beauty unmatched by all human women can't get laid, her virginity is beyond yours.

>>46870253
Most people aren't into powerful women, magic or no.

>>46870256
Yeah, but on this thread, of all threads, I'm not sure that's true.

>>46869625
I was thinking of writing one at some point but I dropped it. Not a writefag but maybe I’ll give it another try for this summer contest

Ded hours.

>>46870275
Wish you luck, Anon!

Chinese /vg/slop spam hours

>>46870351
Guess it's time to bring out the foxes then.

As long as the old monsters stay in bed

>>46870376
They can stay in mine.

>>46870371
the ded foxes?

>>46870384
ded foxes make me sad, so no. Only living foxes.

>>46870393
Living foxes with living babies

>>46870393
This fox is too fat.

>>46870420
She's baby bulking, it's natural.

Anon is deaf and blind. He will be getting a seeing eye hellhound assistant soon. Pray for his bedframe.

>>46870420
Also too "some trash chinese game he keeps spamming here instead of going to /vg/"

>>46870384
>>46870418
death does not seem to faze these creatures at all. nor does it faze their drive for reproduction.

>>46870439
>deaf and blind
He probably doesn't even know what a Hellhound is.

>>46870418
Girls embarrassed at being impregnated is my favorite.

>>46870471
Something fluffy and warm and big

>>46870439
Hellhound's protective instincts kick in around him and becomes surprisingly gentle and supportive.

>>46870471
he will know the feeling of her big fluffy paws for sure. in fact, if he at any point feels its absence. he'll start tapping his cane repeatedly until his hound holds his hand again

>>46870475
i prefer the ones that have a massive shit eating grin as they present the test.

>>46870439
That /ss/ story with the blind kid and the hellhound still makes my kokoro go doki doki
And helps me beat my dick into a pulp

>>46870475
>>46870495
What about both

>>46870439
Why would a monster want a defective man?

>>46870646
He's a pinball wizard.

cheshire gyatt

>>46870697
Indeed!

>>46870739
I guess this cheshire has buttwhoppers!

>>46870824
Maybe even... ass... burgers?

The summer is getting crazy, going to need ice monster to cuddle soon.

>Have 3 Kikimora maids
>They all make a point of ensuring that they never wear the same color lipstick as one another
>You ask them why
>They look at you like you have two heads
>"So we know who wins, isn't that obvious?"

>>46871025
Seems dangerous; whichever one is gothiest would inevitably win with me.

>>46868870
>>46869137
>Approach old danuki
>Get face-to-face with her
>Wait for her to exhale
>Take a big sniff of that breath
"Mmmm yeah, that's the good stink!"

>>46871042
Kill yourself

>>46871041
Anon they're talking about who gets your dick the furthest down their throats.

I forgot that the spammer that killed all Danuki discussion is back

>>46871053
Oh, my dick is WAY too small for that to be a concern.

>>46871053
But they're monsters. They're all able to deepthroat it whole without issues. Probably stuff your nuts in their cheeks like squirrels too.

>>46870932
>tan hebbi
>those nails
So she finally figured out my weakness. Guess I'm moving into her shrine.

>>46871061
He never left.

>>46871116
He was just going through some shit for a while!

>>46871061
That parasite is always lurking trying to kill any danuki related discussion, just give and delete danukis from the encyclopedia

>>46871061
It was the revelation of danuki breathfag being actually a scatfag

Honestly, why even sniff danuki breath when you can just immerse yourself in sandworm breath by becoming her food (hubby)?

Like always, sandworms do everything better.

>46871150
Back to /d/ with you vorenigger

>>46871105
That's a medusa anon. Her hair is made of snakes.

>>46870463
>The little human girl in the picture
I've figured out what that fox has planned for her and it is not good.

Boobhomets

>>46871226
Math homework?

>>46871229
HERESY!

>>46871237
Don't worry she can flatten herself.

I love having fox ears and tails to match my wife.

>>46871229
I want to smack them.

>>46871249
Might be a nice change of pace to be brushed by your foxwife instead of the other way around.

>>46871144
Or you know. Touch grass and move the fuck on. Nobody is stopping you from talking about Danuki otherwise but you faggots are stuck between comparing them to Jews when it's more like Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy with schemes and scams or the singular scatfag who rustles your jimmies every time he posts because you deem it fit to give him attention.

Best monsters to start a string quartet with?

>>46871365
Gandharva has gotta be up there.

>>46871400
I don't know how well she'd do on violin or viola; wings may get in the way, so I'll probably put her on cello.

>>46871430
I mean, she already plays a Sitar

>>46871189
>he doesn't know
Hebis reproduce by budding.

>>46871444
Sure, but I'm not going for an Indian vibe. I'm thinking more for classical music. Cello is probably the closest for a quartet to the sitar, solely based on its size. She'd probably be better suited for a double bass, but for a quartet that's not really practical.

You know, everyone always talks about how bad the soldiers will get raped in the portals scenario, but imagine how the scientists and eggheads would have it.
>portal site in the american west, FOB established around it with military garrison and everything
>study lab and containment compound made of reinforced steel and more built around the portal
>the day the monsters finally began pouring through the science team members flee for their lives
>Hellhound chasing a bald scientist through a lab in the study block when all of a sudden he deliberately enters a chamber meant for examining specimens behind protective glass
>punched in a code on a keypad causing the glass sheen to close behind him and lock him inside
>can't get out, since it only opens from the outside
>Hellhound presses against the glass, tail waving
>"You'll never get me now! That glass is not normal, it's special stuff! It's completely bulletproof! It's rated to facetank a direct hit from a propelled rocket or missile! You can't get through!"
>Hellhound just begins smushing against the glass really, really hard
>it begins to deform into her shape the more she presses into the flexible, durable material
>the seams of the steel wall around the glass rim begin bending and groaning
>scientist realizes she, in fact, can get through
>"STAHP! ARRRGH! NO!"

I never imagined a shog having like a family, parents, siblings, cousins perhaps.

Do monsters instantly kill the “iredeemables they encounter”? I vaguely remember the lore implying some men are beyond saving by monsters or some shit.

>>46868897
I think magus himself pointed out that we havent had any family themed stories in a while. How about that for a theme? It might prompt some nice artwork too

>>46871637
Fed to sandworms, jabberwocks, or lamias as food. And not some euphemism for being a husband, but actual, literal good. Swallowed and digested.

Brown desert foxes

>>46871662
I love this big pig

>>46871509
NOOOO, THE SCIENCE TEAM

>>46871658
Someone get this woman a scrunchie.

>>46871673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYDs1rwIG28

>>46871691
free the nipple

>>46871686
Alright fellas, which one of these is you when your wife is going to town on you? I'm a 23 man myself.

>>46871650
They can still eat people in the literal sense?

>>46871751
I was joking, but yeah, I don't see why not, especially sandworms and lamias.

>>46871735
Definitely 17. Short, sweet, and suitably undignified.

>>46871760
>when your wight wife touches you with her cold feet in the night

>>46871769
My cold hands are going right on her breasts.

>>46871063
Presently. I wonder how many men find out their wives were size queens like that?

>>46871786
what would you do if your dick got smaller when you got with your wife

>>46871761
Need to be sandwiched between a Succubus and a Dragon rn.

>>46868847
Praise be

My worst nightmare, a Hatter and a Phantom teaming up.

What's a decent Isekai type of MGE story that DOESN'T involve making the Mamono lustful girls having sex with every guy they see or just straight up psychopaths?

Both Magusanon and Anonymoose have those problems.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sometimes the best thing you can do with Gremsan is take her to the local race track to see cars go fast.
Even if it results in weirdly directional sunburns.

>>46871794
Cry. The rest of me shrinking would probably be worse, but as long as she knows how to use all of me I can make my peace.

It's still Koturday somewhere.

>>46871873
I don't see how that is a problem. Do you want some Dark Souls crossover killing monstergirls because they are actually evil type of stuff?

Pigs are so disgusting! They eat sloppily and smell like sewage! They'll eat any garbage you put in front of them and they burp loudly and rudely! They sweat a lot and produce horrid odors!!! And they are very loud and have no respect for peace, they'll squeal and wear ugly, dirty clothes! They don't take baths and are fat and ugly! I hate pigs so much! I hate orcs! Keep those filthy goddamn animals in the farm where they belong, ORCS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED AROUND HUMAN CIVILIZATION!!! STAY AWAY FROM OUR NICE, CLEAN PUBLIC SPACES YOU DISGUSTING PIGS.

Poor Prince Alain... Imagine if Unicorn Overlord took place in the MGE world where it's setting is a far away continent? (free from mamono and Order Geopolitics)

How many monster girls what kind would try to get him to give 'em the Ring of the Maiden and into his pants?

Poor Prince Alain... Imagine if Unicorn Overlord took place in the MGE world where it's setting is a far away continent? (free from mamono and Order Geopolitics)

How many monster girls what kind would try to get him to give 'em the Ring of the Maiden and into his pants?

>>46869945
please don't call my wife retarded she's smarter than me, thank you.

There is an unacceptable amount of blood and semen in my body, I am making a formal complaint.

>>46871873
Ironbeast and dothog
>>46871946
I want to squish her

>>46872082
No. I just don't wanna see MGs trying to have sex with every male in front of them. The whole for MGE, to me anyways, is the fact the Mamono don't just have random sex. They choose a partner that they want for life and give them all of themselves to that person. Making them sleep around just defeats that type of escapism to me. And I definitely don't want retarded grimdark bullshit. It's the reason I stopped reading Anonymoose's story. He became absolutely obsessed with making a good chunk of MGs into uncaring murder whores.

>>46872361
Ohohohoho!! miss vampire, i assure you that one day a fair prince will come strolling right to your door! then your problems will be over!!!

zombie horde outside your door

>>46872499
Well good thing they never learned how to operate doorhandles because this is a nice neighborhood and my door is unlocked

>>46870506
can you post a link to that story? sounds too good to be a thing

How will you cool down your mouse wife in summer heat?

>>46872545
Shouldn't you just go swimming?

>>46872499
I'm making wights.

>>46872378
>Ironbeast
does the roulette really count?

my fantasy is making big scary girls feel loved

>>46872545
Why would I do that?
She's my bedwarmer.

You need to keep your sleep mouse warm or hot. She lets off more of that molasses smell when she is. That way, she doubles as a air freshener.

How do I get the MGC police department to assign me an ex-special forces Hellhound bodyguard?

>>46872693
I forgot the isekai part, mb, but yes roulette works

>>46872693
Honesty, roulette girls are all over the place in terms of sexual agreesion.
Some wait for a month or so while others are like RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!

I want to make fun of how short a loli Hellhound is.

>>46872801
>she hound-pounces you and then makes fun of how "short" you are
>says that form now on, she will train you to grow bigger down there

>>46872499
I'm safe, they don't know to open doors.

>>46872512
>>46872844
False sense of security

>>46872844
>opens your door

>>46872880
>HI ANON I MADE NEW FRIENDS TODAY

>>46871873
>have those problems.
Agree, they're still women, just capable of love

>>46871691
Oh hey, it's my drawing.

IT IS SUNDAY.
POST SUNS.

>>46873356
You can't fuck the sun.

>>46872975
Nice

>>46873364
Nuclear raven is close enough.

>>46868897
Something about cruise ships

>>46873379
Is that a JoJo reference

>>46873364
Not with that attitude you can't.

I refuse to have sex with Shog. I refuse to sleep so she can rape me as well. I refuse to copulate with a true monstrosity and multiply it. I refuse to let it become my "servant". I will NOT acknowledge her and l

>>46873391
I meant Okuu from Touhou.

>>46873413
First time I ever hear about either of those things so I'm just gonna assume you're messing with me.

>>46873356
Black Sun?
Well how about Dark Matter.

> >46873409
Just shut up and get a Kiki.

>>46872447
Yes and No, I'm ambivalent, I miss the old 'mistranslated' MGE when Anons could travel the realm being casually mamono-raped or consensually casual fucking, then finally settling down with their fated waifu.
It was more a chance to be Anon-Chads that most aren't doing with 3Ds, then get your tradwaifu.
So I'm purchasing dark cereal and then stacking a harem for the closest modern equivalent.

>>46873499
>Dark cereal
What's that? Is it tasty? Is it dark because CHOCOLATE?

>>46873499
He probably chose to close that "loophole" after one gaggle of retards kept abusing it to paint mamono as sluts or worse, and the other group of morons kept pearl clutching and asking for affirmations that their fated waifu will be absolutely surely a virgin. So now we have silly shit like magical imprinting instead of just making it a cultural thing that mamono shy away from fucking around.

>>46873600
I'll be imprinting my face on them cheeks fr fr

>>46873600
Yeah, it's not based at all. We probably should ignore that and bring back casual sex and one-night stands.

>>46873613
>cheshy decided to imprint herself on you
>by teleporting ass-first into your face

>>46873499
>I miss the old 'mistranslated' MGE
Fuck off already you worthless shitposter

>>46873628
And here we have schizophrenic puritan brainlet having a meltdown over percieved "unwholesomeness".

>>46873624
Cheshy gyatt is best gyatt.

>>46873636
>schizophrenic puritan
I already knew that you're not from here, retarded shitposter. You dont need to prove me right further.
Go back

>>46871509
>alarms go off and you hurry down to the bomb shelter underneath the facility
>it's an old bunker built during the cold war, designed to survive a 20 megaton nuclear blast
>everyone crowds around the CCTV screens to watch the security force fight the monsters off
>they don't stand a chance
>panic breaks out inside the bunker as the cameras show a group of monsters heading down the stairs to the entrance
>a dragon rips the 5-ton blast door clean off its hinges and then immediately locks eyes with you

>>46873712
>The dragon continues to stare at you, her wings spread wide behind her.
>It's, oddly, blocking every other monster from getting in.
>She also just keeps staring at you.
>She's sweating and blushing and breathing heavily.
>Maybe that door was a little much for her after all?
>You slowly begin to back away, which startles her into action.
>"So, uh,"
>She's talking?
>"You come here often?"
>Wut

> >46873549
Negotiating for darkened kernels.
>noob

>>46873600
2 groups of autists both reeing about all mamonos being raep-sluts, or all being cherry turbo-virgins.
Of course they cant cope with any nuances in between the 2 extremes.

>>46873811
Sigh. I was hoping for a tasty chocolate breakfast. I'm absolutely NOT bicorn material.

>>46873628
Is that you Arabfag?

>>46873811
>be Anon
>Portals open
>ride my new Bicorn waifu bareback down the main streets of MGC
>with my naked loli-Kiki 2ndwaifu's asshole impaled on my mushroom-enhanced cock
>while double-handholding her and the bicorn reaching back to schlick her kiki-pussy
>all 3 of waving and smiling at all the purity-tards waiting for their virgin waifus
>>and MGCPD don't give a shit beyond being 'iwtwm'.

>>46873847
I think it's just it comes down to if you're a "I have a monster girl fetish" autist or a "I use this as a coping mechanism" autist. Everyone else just shrugs and moves on with their lives.

>>46874013
Normalizing the whole "Idgaf about anything but the girl being maigcally attracted to me specifically and being a virgin" sort of cope by the 30yo virgins who never had any sort of relationship IRL crowd was the worst thing that could happen to monstergirl community.

>Those trollslations aren't THAT bad! They're nuanced!
I dont think I'll never understand why these raiders are so obsessed with this place when MGQ exists for their slut/grimderp fantasies

>>46874093
Cucks are inhuman vermin, plain and simple. They can't comprehend actual human beings aren't like them, so they try to aggressively ruin everything for everyone else.
They're so defective that their instincts are literally programmed to make their genetic lines self-destruct.

>>46874093
>>46874164
>schizoposting and samefagging about things no one has even mentioned or implied
Yeah, that's a melty alright.

>>46874087
Unfortunately like any other major revision to canon it causes a lot more loopholes than it closes:
>all the 'used-goods' monsterized 3Ds are now unwanted by the puritards.
>especially since most of them were converted using mamono yuri-sex, so both convert and converter are now 'used'.
>but it also messes with canon mamonos like Doppels who personality-improve the 3Ds that they copy so Anon ends up fucking both.
KC over reacted about fucktards turning every married mamono into NTR-sluts when even originally waifus were only faithful once married, so casual sex with single mamonos was okay before then, or married Anons could still have affairs e.g. Unicorn Anons needed to cheat to make Bicorns - and like Irl-Japan this was culturally acceptable.
Until Westards fucked it all.
>so now that all Anon-waifu bonds are locked into full-purity by mama-marking, how do canon Bicorns get made with no cheating?

>>46874204
>major revision to canon
there wasnt any.
Unless you want to argue those old translations are canon and give yourself away again?

I'll never understand why /mgt/ attracts obsessed morons who spend so much time here despite hating everything this thread stands for

>>46874093
>>46874164
Shizo or false flag. Call it now

>muh purityfags
>muh yuri
>muh cheating on unicorns (when bicorns are created just by a unicorn having sex with a non virgin man)
Yep, it's the same discord that's been raiding us for 16 months again, with their same retarded bullshit again.

>>46874204
Well, you see, the cuckhorse AKSHUALLY isn't about NTR it's uuhhhh just about harems okay?

>>46874254
This thread stands for monstergirls, not whatever deranged coping that you're having.

>>46874254
Again, it’s fetish autists vs cope autists.
Fetish crowd gets annoyed at not being able to talk about monster girl fucking.
Cope/purity fags get annoyed at people wanting to things that aren’t just moe slice of life stuff

>>46874280
How long until KC bans harems?

>>46874003
>be Anon
>hiding in locked house because there is an emergency alert that 'weird creatures' are suddenly appearing through some strange 'interdimensional rift' and grabbing citizens off the streets
>loud banging sounds all around the house
>6 different holes simultaneously punched in Anon's house walls
>6 simultaneous cries of "My Fated Anon-husbando"
>7 calls of 'wtf!?'
>initial stunned shock, then 6 sets of hands/claws tugging at 'my Anon', then squabbling, hair-pulling, demon-silver knife fights...
>eventually Anon is standing still stunned in an exhausted pile of bruised mamonos
>ok, how do we sort this out?
>cue Party of 7 forming and questing together all the way to the DLs castle
>after months of adventures, the Party is finally admitted into her Throne Room
>Anon steps forward and explains the problem
>DL just laughs and tells Anon three simple words:
> Fuck Them All!

>>46874313
>Cope/purity fags get annoyed at people wanting to things that aren’t just moe slice of life stuff
It's understandable to want to discuss things that aren't sex-related or try to separate the thread from futanari discussion (because that never ends well) but it doesn't feel normal to have a literal mental breakdown whenever someone brings up things that KC himself included, like tentacle stuff.

>>46874309
This thread is centered around the purity/cope/whatever you want to call it and has been like this for years, many like you tried to change it and always failed because majority doesn't want stupid shit here. Would it kill you to go somewhere else instead of acting like an unwanted pest?

There's a Slime in your walls.

>>46874333
Harems are already behind, like, seven layers of
>AKSHUALLY
>WELL YOU SEE
>BUT NOT REALLY
so there's no reason to ban them.
>>46874363
If that were true, we wouldn't even be able to discuss clearly fetish-y stuff like mindflayers, baphos, shogs, alps or what have you. You are being blatantly disingenious which leads me to believe you are falseflagging. I will not be entertaining your idiocy any further.

>>46874313
>Again, it’s fetish autists vs cope autists
That fight doesnt exist, never did. Those old translations were full of edgefaggotry and all kinds of nonsense because they were just that, bad translations. They were never canon and to argue in their favor is a moronic thing to do, to say the least

>>46874342
> on the way back the 6 new waifus argue and finally decide that they go 'home' to whoever has the biggest castle to fit them all and their future daughterfus
>on the way back there they pass the dreaded Tentacle Forest that they managed to avoid on the way to the DL
>look at the tentacles, then at each other, then at Anon
>[shrug]
>Anon: Why not? It's obviously here for a reason, let's all just have some fun together..."

>>46874414
>clearly fetish-y stuff
>baphos
Fucking incredible
7 years later and KC's favorite mg still filters bad faith shitposters and discordfaggots without fail

>Says "Good day" to you in European

>>46874453
And now the mask has crumbled completely. Have fun talking to whatever voices in your head that you're talking right now.

>>46874453
>You accept spooky slime maid and lolis? Then you must also accept my swinging, cuck and wife sharing fantasies!
Lmao, also this >>46874453
Keep seething all you want, at the end of the day this thread will go on as usual and your stupid shit will continue to be written off as bait.

>>46874453
It's always the same thing. They complain about cucking around and wierd gay shit not being tolerated here, and then start handwringing about the sabbath when they get cornered.

Like the post directly above you being multiple sentences just to say "I want to 'have fun' watching my wife have sex with something else in front of me"

>>46874530
fuck, meant to quote >>46874414

>>46874530
I like how people like you don't even bother to read the profiles and just run with whatever autistic fantasies you made up yourself.

>>46874472
>"Perkele, that I don't speak snow-elf"
She must be a Loli-elf given the relative size of that AK5. (*)
But I really want to see how she wears those Peltors over knife-ears.

(*- a common problem for manga artists who never handle real guns so can't visualise them at the correct scale.)

>46874204
>Nooo your escapist fantasy setting needs to appeal to my normalfag beliefs like casual sex and ntr kc actually changed the canon
Imagine wanting monster girls to act like 3D women. I hope you at least get paid to do this so there's a motive besides mental illness.

>>46874558
Don't be too hard on yourself, we all make mistakes when we're samefagging.

>go to eat
>Come back
>It's all ogre
The swamp has fallen

>>46874596
If skitztard anon does get a waifu at Portals does it count as both of his sockpuppet personalities cucking each other?

>>46874571
>don't even bother to read the profiles
that's rich coming from the retard samefagging his own cop about old trollslations
What time is it in ireland?

>>46874655
You can't Runyip.

>>46874596
>s-samefag!
I accept your concession

>>46874657
Eh, they will find a way to cope.

>>46874655
Bunyip mamono gets agitated when the Rata-News announces that D-Anon-ld Trumpf is promising to "drain the swamp" when he becomes MGC Mayor.

>this kills the invader

>>46874692
Is that a JoJo reference?

>>46874720
Thank you for your service, Momo-chan.

Tell me again why 30 yrs old is in demand?

>>46874720
I undestand lolis trigger these discordfaggots hard, but I still dont get why. They always cry about the sabbath

>>46874720
>be Anon
>take the Loli-Mage's hat off
>sudden loss of mana makes her weak
>unexpectedly drags her back thru the Portals to 3d world
>take her to McDs for a sustaining HappyMeal
>3D Karens seethe when she sucks Anon's D in gratitude for her included McToy and juice-box
>joint MGCPD/CityPD cops called
>check her mana ID, shrug
>Loli keeps sucking until Anon cooms

>>46874785
>but I still dont get why
Because we say that it triggers them.

>>46874414
Fuck off, Harems are always canon.

>>46874881
Nah judging by how they just stopped trying to push their old translations revisionism after that bapho slipup, they really did get upset. The question is why.

>>46874744
Would eat the Xmas Cake with custard and whipped cream.

>>46874430
> That fight doesnt exist, never did
We are literally looking at it, but okay.

>>46874744
Well, I'm in my 40s, so a woman my age would be easier to talk to, since we'll have more similar life experiences, etc.
Plus, I'm past being exciting.
>In bed by 9 or 10 pm
>Have maybe 4-5 drinks a month
>Social gatherings are mostly just too loud
Just let me have a chill demon or whatnot who's on board with a quiet night with a few friends as the big doings of the week.
And likes cuddling.

>>46874933
Im looking at a discord raider seething about the sabbath filter again, I dont think their opinions count for shit

>>46874921
Knowing discord they're probably irl groomers.

>>46874785
Under the old misunderstandings, Bapho Sabbaths were free for all group Orgies sharing their Anons equally, now it's just all the unmarried lolis standing around bored watching the lucky few married lolis publicly fucking their Anons.
>Like going to any Church service is already boring enough, but if you dont even get a piece of the wine&biscuit, just have to sit and watch a few lucky bitches get some, it's a real drudgery.

>>46875001
Miss Jinko is lowkey looking for a groomer--her fur is just a mess and she needs help with it.

>>46874921
>The question is why.
Western brainwashing. MGE fliters out those who fail to overcome it and they reveal themselves on occasions such as now.
It's the unfortunate consequence of our thread getting lots of traffic outside of /jp/, probably /vg/ and /v/ runoff as always.

>>46875001
MGE Groomers are all Centaur-fuckers not pedos.
Just wanting to make those fancy combing patterns in your waifu's hide to help her feel special when you ride her in the MCC Park on weekends.

>>46875064
#NotAllGroomers are into centaurs. Many Beastmen are good girls who deserve grooming.
And also GROOMing. Like you marry them. It's wordplay. That's the joke.

>>46874921
>Nah
>proceeds to spin an entire narrative out of thin air
See? Thanks for proving my point.
But you may be careful with this kinda logic, because "well you stopped replying to me after I did a thing" can be easily reversed into someone like, say, mick posting cait sith and then saying that his delusions about KC owing him something are correct since no one bothered to reply to him after that.

>>46875042
Indian Jinkos go to grooming salons to get the streetmess out of their hair, then try to bleach it whiter to larp as Siberians.
>smart Anons always carry a packet of curry-flavored crisps to sort out the pretenders from real Siberian Jinkos

>>46875064
>not pedos.
Discordfags just can't stop seething about sabbath, eh

> #%46875146
Nope, we're just ignoring your skitz-shit and doing wordplay instead.
>be Anon
>be the Groom
>groom your Waifu's wedding coiffure

>>46875122
this damage control would be more convincing if you resumed your attempts to push those old translations like you were doing earlier. As it stands it looks like you're making excuses.

>>46874815
>take her to McDs
Does that count as child abuse? Onii-chans should treat their monster gfs well.

>>46875226
this damage control would be more convincing if you posted more lolis like you were doing earlier. As it stands it looks like you're making excuses.
See how easy it is?

>>46875284
Except I wasnt posting lolis earlier
and it's even easier to just.....prove my point and trigger you harder by posting more lolis
like so.

>>46875322
Why is that Bapho in the picture upset? The guy isn't flexible enough?

>>46875214
>we
Hey, at least you stopped pretending that you aren't a part of discord group raiding our thread.

>>46875322
Oh no please stop doing that oh no...

>>46874692
Don't care, stile vooting for Mayor Zombie as she sniffffs all Lolis.
I'd voot for Jennemy Baphstein or a Rhino-mamono before Drumpf.

>>46875214
>>...doing wordplay instead.
> Haku moistness intensifies

> ÷@=46875346
>...our thread...
Both personalties going skitz together?

What happened, silly discordfag? Why so quiet?
Just two baphos was all it took. Its like anathema to them.

>>46875335
Because someone drew her without cloven hooves. SHE IS NOT A GODDAMN HORSE. SHE'S A GOAT. You should be able to slide your dick in there and everything.

https://ogden_images.s3.amazonaws.com/www.iamcountryside.com/images/sites/2/2020/07/13115138/AdobeStock_1474366-scaled-e1680802687670.jpeg

>>46875375
This time he will grab the mamono voot right by the pussy
All the Neko and Jinko demographics want their pussy-pussy grabbed.

>>46875432
She's wearing split-front hoof-shoes for Clovens, the gap is facing down so its at the front, not shoes with one-piece fronts open at the back like Centaurs.
Modern hoof-mamonos would have a selection of different shoes - hard steel for rough surfaces, soft rubber or padded for indoor floors, extra grip for winter, etc - so they're probably clip-ons instead of nailed so they can swap easily.

Do you think there would be separate special "public sex allowed" areas at the MGC pools, or would there be special "no sex" areas instead?

Imagine
>Momonika sabbath Hellhound
>Momonika sabbath Demon
>Momonika sabbath Kejourou (gyaru)

Almost too powerful to contain
>Momonika sabbath Pyrow

>>46875421
Yeah, totally anathema. That's why he's still posting (literally post above yours)

>>46875265
McDs is shitfood, but it's a prime location to larp as 'Daddy's little Loli' to pissoff the normie 3Ds left behind when all the Anon's Portal out.

>Not dating a MATURE WOMAN twice your height and ten times your age

>>46875477
I figure every part of MGC is 'Public Sex Allowed', some parts are probably even 'Public Sex Mandatory' where MGCPD will bust your ass if you aren't busting your nut.

>>46875477
sex in the water would be risky for non-aquatic mgs, not to mention unsanitary you'll probably see young couples humping in the showers and stuff

>>46875535
well, i dont know her age... or her name... or really anything about her... she dosent really speak.

>>46875535
My wife is half my size but ten times my age

>>46875535
Why not date a PRIME wock half your height and third your age?

>>46875553
This, you could expect them to have some degree of etiquette and the fucking to happen in the showers, dressing rooms or somewhere aside.

>>46875535
Hag wock armpit

>>46875335
Looks like she's disvovered he's got a small D.
Maybe small-D Anons go towards Sabbath, the same as Large-D Anons can go to Minos Orcs and Cents to have more working room.
Yes, I know Fairies and Lolis can stretch, and Cents etc can tighten down, and you can adjust anything with various potions, but it makes sense to pick a similar scale mamono to your assets.
>as a reasonably large Anon, I'd never waifu a Fairy or Loli because its simpler to find a mamono more my D size and not always need potions

>>46875609
becoming an incubus turns your dick into another leg you know

>>46875553
>sex in the water would be risky for non-aquatic mgs
You do know even 3Ds can fuck in pools, right?
You either keep your head above water or hold your breath in bursts.

On the other issue, MGC Public Pool is probably a coom-soup by mid-afternoon despite their best magic filters from GremTech.

You can always ask her to build a penis embiggener

It's important to celebrate good times. And everyone knows Mantis' can't resist dessert.
Thanks for sticking around, Alp.

>>46875631
Yes, I know, and that turns your Fairy-waifu into an Ona-hole unless you keep on the potions.
I'm more comfortable just starting with a big waifu and having room to safely expand later.

>>46875668
Look how happy she is!

>>46875631
So she'll have to keep boosting Anon with potions until he's starting to incubize.

>>46875680
And a lot of Fairies are into that stretched until almost transparent shit.