/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Starting off the thread with a 'lisk

I wonder how often a flower girl gets relieved when a Greenworm grows into a Papillon.

>>46851858
take of her dork mask so you can look her in the eye!

Lipstick-wearing demons.

>waifu seller, i need a wife, i need your darkest, brownest wife, waifu seller
>my girls are too dark for you, anonymous, you can't handle my dark brown waifus
>you better go to a seller that sells WHITER WAIFUS

GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED GET FOXED

>>46851907
I've been thinking about a large Jinko wearing lipstick.

>>46851920
I'd rather get elfed.

I haven't been around these threads for over eight months now, anything new? Thread still descend into autism fits? Any new stories? KC still holding new girls hostage?

>>46851920
GET FLUFFED GET FLUFFED GET FLUFFED GET FLUFFED GET FLUFFED

>>46851933
Some posted a greentext about competitive gaping as a sex sport and it caused an absolute shitfit.

>>46851933
Same as it ever was.

>>46851942
>competitive gaping
kek
Very cursed

>>46851947
More like it highlighted how puritans were started to riot to anything sexual that was posted and got called out for bitching about sex on pretty much a sexual fantasy setting, it was pretty entertaining.

>>46851942
I'm pretty sure that was like a year ago

>>46851970
Nah, it was more recent than that. Search for "gaping" on Warosu and you'll see what I mean.

>>46851947
You missed the party
https://files.catbox.moe/owy9k9.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ljbjcy.png
https://files.catbox.moe/z5xonf.png

Imagine being so dedicated to raiding the thread you take the time to compile all the /trash/ into a massive wall of text.

>monster girl aquarium
>annoying little shit anon is misting up the glass
>drawing big penises and such on the fogged up panes
>sees a mershark
>Big. Scary. Older than him. Has a scar across her fins. Haircut reminds him a little of his mom. Someone you wouldn't want to mess with
>Perfect for bullying from the safety of dry land
>Bang on the glass
>Shoots him a glare in return
>Motions for her to come closer
>She raises an eyebrow, and swims up to the pane
>Much bigger up close
>Anon gulps
>Anon regains his cool
>Mists up glass again and writes "You're pretty."
>Mershark raises her eyebrow again, only this time she smiles, brings a hand to her chest and d'awws (muffled by the water)
>Anon mists up the glass again next to his previous message
>"-fat."
>Anon laughs
>Mershark isn't laughing
>Anon's laugh quickly becomes nervous and forced, trailing off as her looming form is made apparent when she brings it into full view of the pane
>She brings a fist up to the glass
>Anon winces
>Instead of breaking it (which he doesn't doubt she can do), she instead splays her hand, and brings her face right up to the glass
>Mists it up using her hands to trap the air
>"Check your surroundings before getting in the deep end, Tiny."
>She points behind him
>There's a map of the aquarium on the wall
>He reads where he is...
>...and what room is next
>"SWIM ROOM! Swim with the aquatic monsters in our exhibit built into the sea itself!"
>Anon goes white as a sheet
>Turns back expecting to see laughing mershark
>She's gone
>Somehow, despite her intimidating size, she's disappeared
>Only one thing left
>A misted part of the pane with a love heart drawn on it

>>46851920
Ahh, slow and lazy sex in a grassy green field under a blue sunny day sounds fantastic.

>>46851923
Oh, good one. What color would a jinko wear?

>>46851996
The ones spamming the thread with hate and /d/ links were the ones doing the raiding, that's why they got cut out

>>46851858
That's some 'lisky business there.

>>46851982
>Feb 17
Oh right it was quite recent

How about mesugaki tanukis?

>>46851982
>This is turning into a John K Peta doujinshi
I would say Warashibe, he's the king

>>46852017
You missed the part in the next threads where you kept forcing the meme, and everyone else in here caught on to what you were doing and turned against you. But by all means, keep calling everyone puritans and wondering why nobody believes the act when you have no knowledge of what the threads were like in 2015-2022.

>>46852030
Counterpoint: mesugaki cait sith.
If I could draw it I would, but I cannot.

>>46852059
>monsterb*ys
get ye gone, this is the monstergirl thread not the half-human-half-animal-peoples thread
plus the only good monster from minecraft to turn into monstergirl is the endermen, imagine a teleporting monster girl gf but instead of chesh she's a shy NEET who doesnt shower and gets spooked when you look her in the eyes

Finally managed to write another chapter. Had a bit of a slump because I was trying to decide where to steer the story. More to come.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/142104496

>>46852086
oh and forgot to say image unrelated because i dont have a lot of minecraft monsters as monstergirls, not even a lot of generic zombie pics

>>46852086
I'd rather just stick with a shoggoth.

>>46852090
>just looked yesterday
>no update
>"magus is kill"
>updates next day
u cheeky fukr

>>46852021
Mist Continent basilisk

>>46852090
Right as I was rereading Journey. Nice.

>No, I don't know anything about the giant beast that chewed up your car. You didn't get a good look at it, did you?
>Oh good- I mean, that's unfortunate. Anyway I suppose I could let you ride me for a few days until you can sort out a replacement.

>>46852090
Sweet, glad to see another chapter. Thanks magoose

>>46852140
No. I'll take the bus.

>>46798634
The truth about Gensokyo powerlevelling no one wants to recognize is that Yukari solos everyone and everything out of existence without any questions asked. No amount of nonsense Youkai powers will ever be able to compete with Yukari's boundary manipulation, which taken literally essentially equates to ontological manipulation and the ability to turn anyone and any of their powers into non-threats. If not that, Yukari can just gap anyone into a black hole and never worry about them ever again, but why limit ourselves with physical attacks like that? If Tenshi were to try something in Yukari, Yukari can just manipulate the border between Tenshi having a power and no power at all, and make her about as dangerous as the average village human. No, any attacks won't work on Yukari, either; she can just manipulate boundaries regarding herself so she is immune to literally everything short of an all-powerful God smiting her. None of Gensokyo's petty gods or celestial beings come close to that sort of power, and none can compete with Gappy. None have ever competed with her, none do and none will.
If Tenshi decided to mess with Yukari one day, she would be turned into one of her stones before she can even realize what is going on.
Yukari is THE most powerful inhabitant of Gensokyo, and anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional.

>>46852140
I'd "ride" a dragon if you know what I mean

>>46852100
Correct. I haven't been slacking, it was all a clever ruse to make you fall for my clever jape.

>>46852140
>wyvern ecstatic to give Anon rides to work
>realizes that she never considered rain during a spring thunderstorm one morning
>Anon spends the entire day squelching around the office in his soaked clothes and soggy shoes

>>46852181
Wrong tab?

>>46852236
Yeah, my bad.

Bird's the word.

>>46852090
This may be greedy given that you just uploaded Magus but are you planning to do more slice of life stories? I rather enjoyed the Christmas story you wrote back in 2021.

>thread is way more active when foxes are brought up
I guess we know who the real best girls are.

>>46852254
You mean family stories? I have an entire post story that I could write. Not 100% slice of life, but family hijinks adventure kind of stuff.

>>46852243
She looks too...mature to be "Adoptable."

>>46852307
That's the sort of thing I meant yeah.

>>46852273
Oh God, they've learned to fly.

>>46852307
>family hijinks adventure
I don't remember the last time I read a story that involved the couple's children. They normally end at the sex part.

>>46852320
That refers to some thing where online artists auction off the use of their OCs. I'm not sure entirely how it works but at least that's the gist of it.

>>46852329
Stories about monsters meeting their husband are always good but once in a while I enjoy the kind of story where they already met and have had kids. It's satisfying in a different way.

Size matters.

>>46851996
Take your meds.

>>46852346
I want stories where a monster girl has to become a bad enough dude to rescue her husband.

>>46852389
>nightmare in dream world is the size of a shetland pony
>nightmare in real world is the size of a shire horse

>>46852410
Who's kidnapping husbands? The Order? I imagine those rescues would have a time limit.

>>46852273
>I guess we know who the real best girls are.
I would say Baphos but all the branches of the Sabbath are top tier

>>46851850
Why are 30s in demand?

>>46852451
>Who's kidnapping husbands?
I like to think that Eros has services to pull off staged kidnappings to spice up a couple's relationship. Might be playing with fire trying to pull that off with a shirohebi though

>>46852389
>Shetland has a set of full plate, lance, and shield.
>Can actually pull off a charge.
>Gets mad whenever anyone mocks her.
She'll be a big knight some day

>>46851850
every time i think of becoming a farmer i remind myself that in the end my own plants will end up milking me

or worse, the growth gets out of control and it turns into some eldritch forbidden forest

>>46852451
I dunno; aliens? Psycho human ex girlfriends? Psychotic wizards? Carl Winslow? He's a cop; he'd have the law on his side.

>>46852451
Alps, to force their way into harems.

>>46852491
If you bully the Shetland centaurs too much they'll call their big sis Nuckevalee to deal with you

>>46852505
>man kidnapped by his evil ex girlfriend, now his monsterwife must journey to rescue him from her terrible clutches through the terrible hell known only as... Los Angeles

>>46852564
See? That's perfect! Just imagine an Ushi-Oni being forced to do detective work and make friends to get her man, rather than simply bursting through walls Kool-Aid man style.

>>46852583
Although it's a very funny mental image of an Ushi-Oni rampaging right down the middle of downtown LA, flipping every car in her way over onto their sides.

>>46852499
Farm rice. No one has ever seen a rice paddy monsterize.

>>46852511
Report to T.O.C., Anon

>>46852499
Take your plant harem with you to the most barren, desolate place in the world to turn into a lush jungle through your intense lovemaking.

Report to T.O.C., Private Anon.

>>46852499
It is a poor farmer who loses control of his crops.

Remember to save the bees

>>46852612
wouldnt that fuck the ecosystem up and all that?

>>46852679
Sorry man, I'm too busy working on the exotic endangered harpies.

>>46852695
>get hired for a job working on "preserving highly endangered species"
>you're now married to a Phoenix or a Ryu or an Ice Queen or something

>>46852691
What ecosystem? If anything you're making an ecosystem.

>>46852695
>>46852718
>get to work for a noble cause AND get a hot wife for doing it
What a deal

>>46852600
Obviously, she tries this first and has to fall back on detective work and making friends to actually find him.

>>46852603
The ryu you pray to rain for will however take notice of that handsome farmer she sees at the shrine sometimes

>meanwhile in an Order Military Facility' strategic briefing room
>Picture of a High Value Target monster girl shows up
>"This monster girl, Lilian, is fighting her own war and she has no rules. No boundaries. She doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. She's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. She trades blood for money. She's your new best friend."

>>46852777
But she's cute, so she's not evil.

bamboozled again

>CP Violation starts playing

>>46852839
my favorite area of the monstergirl is where the tail connects to the spine

I'm so tired from working all day every day for little monetary gain only to return to a small lonely flat to have reheated pizza for dinner. No Monster can possibly save me from this kind of life....

You are not immune to fox tricks.

>>46852921
what monstergirl would be the most horrified at anon having reheated microwave pizza for dinner

Demon Lord Lilith and her Husband back when they first met or during their earlier days

>>46852944
>Succubus who dryfishes people
Begone

Hellhounds are weak to kisses

>>46852965
Name a monstergirl not weak to kisses. You can't.

>>46852732
Many of those extremely rare girls may seem either aloof or reserved, but they would be expecting for you to do a lot of "work"

>>46852982
it overcharges houris and unlocks their special moves

>>46852921
>meanwhile miss Kiki
>meanwhile miss Shog
>meanwhile miss Creeping Coin
>meanwhile miss Danuki
>meanwhile miss Lilim
>meanwhile miss Wight
>meanwhile miss Pharaoh
>meanwhile miss Hatter
>meanwhile miss Dragon

>>46853000
Well of course, you got the job that required increasing their population after all. As soon as one is pushed out, your duty is to put another one back in.

>>46852982
Lilim would never lose to a kiss

>>46853006
And yet, none of them are saving me from this kind of dreary life. I am doomed to die alone like this...

>>46853035
>blow kiss at a lim
>several monsters dive in the way to block it and "protect" her
even this is denied lims

>Anon! Breeding halls, now.

>>46853068
What do you mean? Right here is good.

>>46853064
>Changes trajectory and homes in on the lim
They didn't see that one coming

>>46853153
haha
fat foxes

>>46853015
Low fertility monsters can go decades without getting pregnant, you're in for the long haul.

>Blood Moon rises
>Your waifu is teleported back to the dungeon you found her in
>Along with many other monsters
>Echidna mom is happy to see all her daughters and asks about how their lives are going and if she has any granddaughters yet
>Go to pick up your waifu and say hi to your mother-in-law
>Goes on-and-on about how nice it is to see you and that she loves these Blood Moons bringing her daughters back to their “spawn point” so they can all visit at the same time and catch up with each other
>Go home and go back to bed

There is no way a Monster would actually enjoy giving a man paizuri, they wouldn't like having to be in uncomfortable positions just to get sprayed in the face and blinded. No Monster just walks up to a man and goes "Hey, I want to give you a titjob." out of nowhere.

>>46853182
you'd think the demon lord would put in a pity timer or something

>>46853182
EVERY
SINGLE
DAY

UNTIL IT TAKES

>>46853195
your chances of being attacked by a cow are low, but never zero

>>46853182
All monsters are low fertility. I've been slipping contraceptives in the water supply

>>46852322
Planning on it eventually. I've just got a big backlog at the moment.

The thing that is actually horrifying is that due to their long lifespans and innate magical powers, foxes are technically on the lower end of the power/fertility scale, and yet they churn out kits with efficiency only surpassed by "vermin" like rats. Imagine how much they must be fucking their husbands to keep up such a rate

>>46853182
>Low fertility monsters
Lies. I creampied an ushi-oni once and she got twins on the first try

>>46853185
CLITORIS

>>46853256
Consider yourself very blessed, Anon. Now you won't be having any more for ten years.

>>46853315
>Now you won't be having any more for ten years.
>anon imregnates his ushi with triplets within a week
woops

>>46853322
>sucking up all the native luck in the entire region
>has an angry lilim now bearing down on him for stealing her luck with her husband trying for babies

>>46853327
>lilim tries to barge into anon's home to give her a piece of her mind
>cant make it to the front door since the yard is filled with ushi kids
>seethes harder when she hears mama ushi yelling excitedly that she is pregnant again

>>46853243
Foxes are extremely insatiable. They're so thirsty they even use illusion magic to get some penetration in public without alerting anyone.

>>46851035
>Adventurer, hear about a fox village that's being terrorized by a powerful eldritch creature and will pay well if it's slain
>Entire village of dozens of foxes, all of them come out to greet their brave savior, telling tales of the dangers of the creature and how they would be helpless without you
>All of them thick with huge breasts for some reason, a few even poorly hiding extra tails behind them
>Keep saying how mature you are for your age to be out taking on such a dangerous quest alone, insist that you should rest in the village a few days to regain your strength
>Foxes are constantly bickering with each other about who gets to spend time showing you around the village, cooking you meals, and whose house you sleep in
>Get fed up with it after a few days and go to the place where the creature is said to be hidden so you can move on
>It's a cockroach

>>46853357
>She's just as startled as you are when you stumble upon her!

>>46853357
Truly... foxwomen are their own worst enemies

I'm going to call Ares a smelly virgin Goddess, surely she won't smite me.

>>46853390
Turns out she's autismal as fuck and just tells you that she's not a virgin; you're thinking of Artemis.

>>46853390
She and her followers are weak

>>46853396
Artemis doesn't even exist in MGE, and thank fuck Zeus doesn't either because lord only knows how the fuck that would play out.

It's that time again to post the best girl.

>Sir, please do the needful

>>46853462
impregante?

>>46853408
Next you're going to tell me that W.T. Snacks isn't part of MGE.

>>46853498
the forbidden mod

>>46853498
Yes, and?

>>46851938
When I see drawings like this I imagine if the guy was ugly and smirk.

>>46853531
But why

Particularly big harems need an Anubis to keep the sex schedule on track. Be careful, or you might have to spend ALL your time between some monster's legs. Or wrapped in a tail. Or both.

>>46853545
Anon is an ugly bastard and desires representation in fox tail huffing

>>46853555
Ah, I understand now.

>>46853068
More porc buns

>>46853554
then ill just get a harem of anubis
imagine the efficiency

>>46853454
https://youtu.be/2DVbargQCaY

>>46853575
I do like steamed pork buns

>>46853554
>>46853576
Depending on the size of your harem there may never be a time in which you aren't in direct physical contact with a woman.

>>46853576
>immediately get an anubis pestering you in between kisses because you're taking 10 more seconds to cum with the last one and it's already her turn

>>46853510
Why would they have always said "Around Snacks, never relax" if she WASN'T a Mamono?

I curse you with FOX

>>46853686
I don't like it, take it back

>>46853686
Shouldn't curses be, you know, bad?

>>46853693
They are--hence the fox. If you were being blessed, you would get a WURM.

Dragons disguised as elves?

>>46853689
Wouldn't exactly be a curse if I took it back, now would it?
Anyways, she just got the diagnosis from the doctor, she is your wife, it's terminal, I'm sorry.

>>46853721
I'm not convinced.

>>46853693
they're kind of needy

I will defeat fox by banning all tofu in town

>>46853742
Just occasionally scratch their ears and fluff their tails, easy.

i will BREED the fox

>>46853762
my dick is confused, i am getting both a heartboner and a normal boner!

>>46853762
NOT IF I BREED FOX FIRST

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that Kikis know how to give great post workout massages.
Anything to ensure master's sick gains are well rewarded.

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

>>46853787
That just sounds like an excuse to touch me
I mean I'll let her do it anyway, her horny face while drooling during the massage is pretty funny

>>46853788
I have many mighty yet unmet needs

>>46853788
Stop lusting after smelly dogs

>>46853801
No

Welcome to harpy country, here's your parachute.

>be me, the HUMAN MAN
>be HUMAN SUPREMACIST
>rubbing my hands and feeling particularly naughty today
>go up to the Spider Queen that rules Spiderland
>"Boy, your spider people and spider ways sure are unique, it would be a real shame if it was ever overridden or usurped. Aren't you worried about how those damn Foxes are breeding out of control and taking up all the humans? Soon, before you know it, one day one of your kin might end up being a FOX instead of a SPIDER. Somebody ought to put a stop to that before it's too late..."
>leave
>go up to the Fox Shogun that rules Mofu Country the next day
>"Boy, your fox people and fox ways sure are unique, it would be a real shame if it was ever overridden or usurped. Aren't you worried about how those damn Spiders are breeding out of control and taking up all the humans? Soon, before you know it, one day one of your kin might end up being a SPIDER instead of a FOX. Somebody ought to put a stop to that before it's too late..."
>leave
>the next day...
>watching from afar as the Spiders and Foxes go to war to preserve their glorious Spider and Fox races
>in the process they will weaken themselves so that us human supremacists can strike and wipe them both out for the good of our pure human race instead
>all according to plan
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

>>46853856
oh, that won't be necessary

>>46853894
>anon thinks they went to war
>slowly realizes they're actually just teaming up to corrupt even more human women
>they actually swore a truce of equality (ergo every man gets a Spider AND Fox wife)
(((((((Humans)))))))) fail again.

Which is better or preferable? Harpies with no arms and only wings serving as their arms or harpies WITH arms?

>>46853849
Do you really want some mutt following you around all the time?

>>46853929
it's not even a contest

>>46853921
Drat! Surely the subversion that the Protocols of the Elders of the Order of the Chief God commands me to carry out will work when I try again next time on the Orcs and the Goblins! Surely it will!

You will get an erection and arousal from gazing upon the slip-on shoes of a Zipangese JK monster

public enemy number wan

I think alot about cows, probably too much. Thing is, they'd probably make the perfect pillows, not even counting the milk production. Perfect, soft mounds to block the sun, and thick fluffy thighs to rest my head on.

>>46840551
Femdom?

>>46852090
Same question as before

Harpy sex
Harpy sex
Sex with harpy

>>46854091
Which harpy?

Need a big monster to be my bed

>>46854119
>squishy tummy as a soft mattress
>huge boobs for a comfy pillow
>big arms for a warm blanket
>can kiss your head and whisper sweet nothings to lull you to sleep

>>46853787
>>46853791
Imagine her reaction when she finds your "DO IT FOR HER" poster

>>46854128
Heavenly

>>46854091
Yes

>>46854128
give me this in dragon zombie form for optimal cooling on hot nights, constant weighted blanket bear hug from her not wanting to give up her "treasure" as a bonus

>>46854071
Nope, only comfydom and frog approved. You can read it with your eyes closed poor bait

>>46852090
Nice, was waiting for it. I don't how but even if I dislike how things go I can't stop reading your work. Thanks for it

>>46854178
>>46854183
Kys fr*g, magus and murloc laughed at you this winter. Everyone hate your guts here.

Humans are and always will be the most evil things in the world. How can Monsters, who are the epitome of good, like them so much? They are irredeemable and cause nothing but war, chaos, destruction, greed and death.

>>46854206
yoooooo namefag drama, my favorite, now we're cookin'
fucking based

>>46854211
>They are irredeemable and cause nothing but war, chaos, destruction, greed and death.
Not me, I'm a good boy. I give random cats headpats

>>46854217
>drama
it's just the mentally ill furry seething at other stories getting attention. Mock him for 0 votes and move on

>>46854211
As if you Dragons don't cause any of that either.

>"You don't mind we take a look in your PC, Anon? We have the subpoena."

>>46854231
>m-m MUH DRAGONS
See? You call the humans out on their deeds and they instantly begin projecting onto their betters.

>>46854211
before the lilim monsters were murderous kill machines

>>46854236
They're C4shog in the walls, leave now.

>>46854259
Let me guess, you got peppered with demon silver by a MAN-made anti-aircraft defense while getting shitty MAN-made sweets at the MAN-made convenience store and now you must cry on a MAN-made forum on your MAN-made computer?

Hurry up anon! We're going to go see how the Pharaoh's denegerate society will fall in Coppola's new movie!

good to know WHFtard is also the yuri bait shitposter

harpy therapy

>>46854314
No Polly, no more crackers! Can't you see you've had too many? Your family is worried about you, Polly.

>>46854319
Fat parrot harpy

>>46851850
>Oh hey! You're finally awake!

>>46854327
Waking up in a strange Elf's house could be a frightening experience

>>46854327
Hag house, old people, piss in the bed for sure.

>>46854306
mods started banning his gachaspam again so he's trying new things to shit up the thread. R&I as always

>>46854327
>getting kidnapped by elves again
time to decline coffee (drugged) and escape again

So is it monster girls in general who're the ones who'll actively seek out a boyfriend, observe and study his likes and dislikes and personality AND be the one doing the forward and proactive flirting and courtship?

>>46854376
No, it only happens if you're a shyfag who wouldn't get pussy otherwise

>>46854393
Or if you're french.

>>46854413
I think this girl has a crush on Kenji

>>46854413
>5’55”
So 9’6”?

>>46854424
Why are you so butthurt?

>>46854440
Imagine

>>46854424

Skeeenwookers

>>46854628
>Exotic burger fluff
>Smells like the undergrowth with int of blood and grilled steak
Would

>>46854628
Titania's American cousin

>>46854757
>Dude, let me in I'm a fairy

Ignore your NCOs. Friendship and solidarity is magic.

>>46854809
I don't believe in fairies.

>>46854870
yay more off-topic westernshit!

>>46855046
You should recognize him by now, R&I or at least don't forget about the R part

Is /jp/ going faster as of late or what? The threads keep dying with only like 600 posts.

Texan coyote by my friend :)

>>46855091
Well she sure ain't coyote ugly

>>46854424
I'm gonna un-aceent a french wight and make her like oktoberfest and bratwurst.
And I'm not even german.

>>46855091
I bet she can be befriended with burgers.

PSA: several thousand crates of instant level up potions have been confirmed stolen in a daring heist! suspects include goblins and slimes! be wary of any absurdly high level goblins and slimes wandering around and baiting high level adventurers into fighting them!

>>46855179
I'm not afraid of gobbos!
Besides, where could they possibly put those levelups in?

>>46855179
I will be a few from them, thanks for the Intel.

>>46855179
Were they regular level up potions or cursed level up potions?

PSA: Several level up potions have been identified as spiked and tampered potions.If you were to drink these 'level up' potions, you would actually revert back to level 1, where even a low level succ or goblin could beat you. We are working to identify who was behind this evil (probably grems), and a recall has been issued. Stay stafe. Do not drink the potions.

PSA: Slimes are cute :)

>>46855358
Big head

>>46855299
Someone check the PA system for ooze

PSA : I did it and I will do it again

>>46855358
Gremsex

>Long make-out sessions with lamias

>>46855358
Gremsweat
Gremsmell
Gremhot
Gremshine
Gremstink
Gremboobs

I need Monballs to catch all the monsters.

>>46855513
Slime delinquent needs to be stopped.

>>46855573
Need Grem with big swirly anime glasses.

>>46855573
>Ears too small and no fluff
3/10

>>46852003
Good question. I didn't think much other than regular red.

>>46855611
She specc'd out of ears and into breasts.

>>46855624
Bad choice if you ask me.

>1 cheshire waif
>1 dormouse waif
Imagine

Would you accept a vampire and her 3 adopted and vampirized daughters?

>>46855653
Waif?

Whurmst

>>46855875
Wait, you mean like this lady?

>>46856054
Whurmst’ve

>>46855988
Waif
Wayf
Wayfe
Wife

>>46852090
Why are there so few tags?

Me, breaking down into tears of anger and sorrow and denial and falling to my knees rebuking Miss Succubus and denying her over and over again and telling her that her love is fake and there's no way she means it when she says she likes me before ranting about how cold and dark the world is and that there's no way because it's too good to be true.

>>46856251
Not him but I never really bother with tags either

>>46856456
Me telling Miss Succubus that that's my purse and I don't know her.

Me openly enjoying a greasy and unhealthy double cheeseburger deluxe combo with fries and a sugary soda, all high in calories, at the outside seating at a fast food joint in MGC in full view of a concerned Troll hag whose extremely averse to unhealthy foods and not regretting anything about my dietary choices

i love lamp

>>46856658
There had to be someone who did

Me making messes intentionally when my Kiki maid isn't looking.

>>46856696
That's normal and healthy, a servant without work is a sad tool.

Kikis shouldn't rape their masters.

Does your wife speak English/your native language?
Do you have to use some translator or translating magic to communicate?
Would you want to learn her labguage?

>>46856761
Whose masters should they rape, then?

>>46856780
Kikis should rape nobody. They should be nice and not do naughty things like r*pe.

>>46856778
I see no reason why I shouldn't learn dragonspeak, then I can go around saying "ni" at old ladies

>>46854230
You're right. We do need more mge fangames.

>>46856761
If you don't rape your kikis, she will rape you. It's ticking bomb but a great game too, how much can you pull before breaking, how much you tease to reach higher high. I love kikis as a design and as a concept, having to choice between a chesh and a kiki is the only case where I could accept a harem ending

>>46856811
a maid must be prepared to fulfill her masters needs, by force if necessary

>>46855561
everytime i see "default" lamia i can't help but see Ranpha from galaxy angel

>>46854424
>t. shy nigger that gets no pussy

fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox fox

>>46857118
my desire for foxes is impossible to describe without the real deal for demonstration. images are not enough.

>>46853575
Axem's Trolls get the most praise, but his P'orcs are lovely too.

>>46857130

I've heard that you can farm easy xp by summoning a kraken on land and challenging her to a fight. They're considered endgame enemies but they can't do anything to you outside of the water.

>>46853582
Someday I'll actually have the time to learn to draw but that's not right now.

>>46857158
but i dont have any summoning abilities. how do i summon a kraken without summoning abilities?

>>46857176
You buy a premade scroll.

>>46851999
aquariums are fun

>>46857181
theres a monster with a skull in place of a level counter in every magic shop i go to. id rather not go in there

>>46851999
This will be a trip to remember

>>46851858
>>46851891
>>46852021

>>46851999
>Swim room on main path of aquarium
Time to fake being a cripple so I can take the alternative route and avoid the weirdo krakens, scary mersharks and freaky kelp

>>46857256
just tell them you didn't bring a swimsuit

>>46857246
I can't move for some reason

>>46857246
So is she taking it off or not?

>>46857256
I'm sure pretending to be an injured man near mersharks will go swimmingly.

>>46857278
>keep telling basilisk to take it off
>why's she getting all flustered?
>after some internal struggle she takes off her shirt
this is fine too i guess

>>46857292
Can she actually sing?

>>46857246
>"Optic blast!"

>>46857292
Booba sith please.

>>46857300
So far we have no word.
We do know she's into feet.

>>46857282
How bad can it be when a man in a wheelchair (who actually needs it and isn't pretending) visits the aquarium?

>"Hello there."

>>46857246
>it's just a blindfold, how bad could taking it off be?

>>46857338
Is that a magic orb or a grapefruit?

>>46857460
It's a basketball.

>>46857457
>waiting for the idle animation where she spanks herself

>>46857460
dodgeball

I'm gonna ask Miss Haku for private tutoring!

>>46857761
>Kikimora music teacher teaching violin
>Extra emphasis given to fingering technique
>She intends to quiz me on it after dinner

Big bloodbags.

>>46857888
I once started writing a story about a vampire and her husband going on a tropical holiday but didn't know what to do with it beyond the novelty of a vampire in the tropics
Well anyway, vampires SUCK

>>46857904
Don't respond to spam

>>46857904
I can't blame you, cause I think I was the one that proposed it because I thought it'd make for a comfy story, but couldn't think of specifics myself. Maybe I should give it a shot myself at some point.

>>46857964
What the hell are you talking about?

>>46857982
It's the guy who gets pissy when anything but mge is posted.

>>46857970
Or maybe I'll beat you to it now that I suddenly remembered it existing
Mine has a zeppelin in it, you know. Rich people travel with style.

>>46857982
Have you not noticed the random chinese gacha game image spam that's been going on for months?

>>46858031
that's just a vampire

>>46858031
It will surely go on forever so just accept it.

>>46857904
Vampire tells her "servant" that she's going on vacation and she needs him to be her bodyguard because she'll be completely vulnerable in the sunlight, followed by a series of increasingly blatant attempts to make him violate her while she's vulnerable.

>>46858005
Neat, good luck, Anon!

>>46854424
I bet you're gonna get a lazy monster with a heavy french accent that constantly whines about having to femdom you and annoys you all the time by asking you to dom her instead.

>>46858151
They're already married, sorry.

>>46853208
All good. Take your time bro.

Some anons think a girl who turns into a cat is a better option and don't realize one of those already exists in mge.
But this is just blair. Who may actually be a cat that turns into a girl.

>>46858031
Not everyone plays your beloved gachashit, all I see is a big boobed vampire.

>>46858264
What gets me is that sometimes sauce nao comes up with nothing and he still knows what it is.

>>46858264
>>46858272
Not very difficult to recognize characters that keep getting spammed, and all the chinese slopgames have similar plastic art styles and designs anyway.

xof

>>46857291
>keep telling her to take it off
>she keeps taking off more clothes

>>46858357
Led by a Phantom in a suit and a cowboy hat.

>Find sleeping holst
>Approach her as to not disturb her sleep
>Bring face close to hers
>Slip tongue inside her mouth carefully
>Keep in there for as long as possible without waking her
>Slowly back away once day
>Leave
Those cows will never catch me. The secret, serial, kiss rapist.

>>46858379
I will sit in complete silence, not reacting to her speech at all!

>>46858385
Do this with sleep mouse and you get a free wife

>>46858264
>>46858272
you are so close to saying "gatekeeping bad!" that its really funny

gatekeeping bad!

>>46858440
And yet, I'm not saying that.
All I'm saying is that you're causing more damage by shitposting about the thing like some kind of a barneyfag clone when you should just silently report the actual malicious shitposting instead. I don't see you whining about generic catgirls or foxes, and fucks sake bro, I don't need to see your whining over a generic vampire.

>>46858476
Cat behaves or gets the barbed dildo again

>>46858486
So....identifying shitposting is worse than shitposting, according to you. Ok. Makes total sense.

>>46858504
You talk like the potato pest. So it is a falseflag, got it.

>>46858515
It's cute you're learning to call others falseflags, but you're still too obvious. I dont think anybody will fall for that after you defended gachaspam as generic vampires or whatever

>>46858486
And yet you feel that you NEED to preach your crap about silently tolerating garbage and keep muddying the waters.
Not him but I can see why he's accusing you of malicious intent. Same old shit as always, you won't get /mgt/ to stop sperging and just silently tolerate trash, you're not the first and most likely not the last one to try that.

>>46855358
>POV: You are trying to get your computer fixed

>>46858537
If you say so. Here's another vampire, just for you.

>>46857572
You'd think beating a ryu in dodgeball would be easy on account of them being such big targets but then they manipulate the wind to get a perfect recurve ball

>>46858578
Yeah, there's the mentally ill furry that defiantly spams when he gets butthurt. Still upset about that 0 votes thing, huh?

>>46858515
>You talk like the potato pest.
Tu es vraiment sûr de toi en matière de reconnaissance des formes, mon pote.

>>46858578
Remilia is so fucking hot, like holy shit I would leave her like a balloon after having my fun with her and then do the same to Flan, and after that going back to Remilia since she started to deflate a little

>>46858626
Vile way to describe it but I understand what you mean perfectly

>>46858614
You're doing it again. It's tiresome.
It's just a vampire.
>>46858626
This is my fantasy as well. I wonder how a portal to Gensokyo would work.

>>46858626
I would leave her like a lolibaba in a LBL doujinshi

>>46858486
>just silently report the actual malicious shitposting instead. I
Lamezors.

>>46858649
And here you are loudly defending gachaspam again.
Now why would you do that?

>>46858515
Do you think
>"All your needs taken care of."
Also include as many chips as I can eat?

>>46858626
Nah she looks ugly

To this day, I still patiently await the day of the portal. I want to see a harpy in my birdbath some day.

>>46858690
>wake up one morning and look out the window to see an entire flock of toned, naked harpies all crowded around your birdbath and splashing each other

Can you beat her score?