/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bring a shotgun.

Seriously though stop posting this stuff, it was never funny.

>>4685331
You sound like somebody who doesn't appreciate true erotic art.

I'll be there as a guest speaker.

>>4685325
Stop defiling uiharu's image, saten.

>>4685338
Too ENTERPRISE for you?

>>4685372
HD TOUHOUS

Memes, Microcultures, and 2D Chicks: Our Future in the Otaku Gamer
Wyvern Theatre
Saturday, 1:30pm
A singing idol who doesn't exist. Perverted text adventures boasting dozens of female prizes. And a popular, anime-tized evolution of the classic Space Invaders shooter that has spawned a global fandom. Japan's subcultural players are obsessed with games that, well, aren't actually about the gaming. Alex Leavitt (Comparative Media Studies, MIT) explains how a new generation of entertainment is succeeding in a market which chooses to de-emphasize the games in favor of the characters. And as the Japanese fans influence the industry through their own amateur initiatives, what will the future of American gaming hold when online fandoms adopt similar appetites?

Panelists Include: Alex Leavitt [Research Specialist, Convergence Culture Consortium (Comparative Media Studies, MIT)]

I'll be there

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Feels like yesterday when Touhou bought ZUN.

I upgraded my business's systems with Touhou's wonderful software and server technology, and now it works great, no issues or viruses at all (:

i have a feeling this entire thread is the same faggot still trying to force his meme that was never amusing in the first place

Seriously, business buzzwords? That's /g/'s shit. That's like /cm/ trying to take "OPERATOR OPERATOR" from /k/.

>>4685700
hi OP.

>>4685666
dat theme

I for one, find it amusing.

GJ OP

>>4685678
You say that as though /cm/ and /k/ aren't made up of the exact same posters.
And this particular ENTERPRISE QUALITY forced meme is probably the doing of a /prog/ poster.

>>4685678
I thought it ran it's course and died but nope looks like we have a die hard fan here today.

>>4685708
>Implying /jp/, /k/, and /g/ do not share a large number of the same posters as well

>>4685718
Well, sure, but they're like homeless people. You're not supposed to pay attention to them.

>>4685708
ENTERPRISE QUALITY started on /prog/, but spread to all the other boards too.

I do wish they'd give us a discount on 12g now that 13f is out.

The worst thing about this joke is that someone goes to the effort of creating all these graphs and shit for basically no one's amusement.

>>4685866
At least one person has found it amusing in order to create this.

>>4685890
Yeah, the OP, obviously.
But reposting the images shouldn't give him any amusement, so it's all incredibly sad.

...with a shitload of explosives taped to my stomach.

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