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46849968 No.46849968 [Reply] [Original]

guys what do you do if your 2wife appears in your home and follows you around everywhere and keeps screaming directly into your ear asking for a friend thank you

>> No.46850809

beet the shit out of dem

>> No.46851174

>>46849968
I take my meds

>> No.46851199

learn to enjoy it

>> No.46851282

>>46849968
the simulation will continue to attack you until morale improves

>> No.46851409

>>46849968
1) try to wake up
2) lightly hit her with some of my possessions around my room to check if she's a hallucination or actually interacts with physical objects in reality of which I've been certain so far
3) try to wake up from coma
4) if all of the above doesn't work, try to persuade her with my meagre knowledge of Japanese to stop annoying me, sit down and think what I shall do with a former lunarian princess on my neck who probably doesn't know a word in Russian, what implications does all this have for my worldview, and how to get her out of my dorm without any problems
Then probably host her on my mom's flat or something

>> No.46854583

>>46849968
Sex

>> No.46858780

>>46849968
I would enjoy it to a great degree

>> No.46858860

>>46849968
Reminds me of the brony who tried to make a tulpa.

>> No.46859301

>>46858860
How did it go?

>> No.46859506
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>>46859301
Very badly.

>> No.46859551
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46859551

smooch yuyuko on the lips despite her screaming

>> No.46869091

>>46859506
Saved

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46869428

Laugh, as my cute wife is trying out a new way to bully and psychologically torture me!

>> No.46878396

>>46869428
>a new way to bully and psychologically torture me!
So NTR?

>> No.46878665

>>46858860
I was just about to post this.

>> No.46878690

>>46859506
One day i got banned for posting this pic because "pony outside of mlp"

>> No.46878716

>>46878396
I said "new".

>> No.46881215

sorry but she needs to step her boundaries, so push comes shove

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>>46849968
Get your own 2hu wife if you haven't already.
https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/

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