/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Love & Piece.

It's a youkai's job to fuck with humans. I'll go bother someone.

>>4682869
Rape the Moriya slut first.

Yuuka doesn't hunt humans. She just kills them. Without much reason, as well.

I'd be friends.

I would befriend Chen the youkai.

Eating a guy sounds gay. Females maybe.

>>4682888
You cannot rape the willing.

>>4682888

New, young youkai attacking a miko protected by two gods? Good luck.

>>4682890

Fertilizers man. Sunflowers need them.

Good question would be: what kind of youkai you want to be?

>>4682902

Yup. Luck is needed to satisfy those three.

>>4682896
Most of the meat you eat every day comes from males, you homosexual.

>>4682925

And a lot of stamina.

>>4682902
Well depending on what sort of youkai I am I can convince her I am a giant robot but she needs to rub my dick to activate me.

Don't demon clams have the power over illusion? I should recruit some in my quest to make it convincing.

>>4682896

But you would be a little girl. It's not gay then.

I'd probably have some retarded power like most of the touhou characters. I'll just stay in my cave.

>>4682914
Rabbit youkai. I want to serve under Tewi.

LOVE, AND, PEACE!

Presumably most human beings that turn into youkai for whatever reason are either at odds with human nature to begin with, or gradually change their mindset upon transformation.

So it's hard to tell ahead.

But those are animals, thus it's not gay.
Eating a human male however sounds very gay.

>>4682955
LOVE AND PIECE

>>4682966
Forgot the entire point i was posting that for, oops. Pic related.

I need more info. Am I being me when suddenly BAM, I'm a youkai? Am I in Gensokyo now? Whats my gimick/power?

>>4682959
Byakuren wasn't at odds with human nature. I'd argue she was acting EXTREMELY human when she got her life-extension. It was only once she realized "oh fuck, I'm not going to be immortal if all the youkai die" that she started helping them.

>>4682948

Being a rabbit youkai must be fun. Rabbits are the most sexually active mammals so demonic rabbits are likely the most sexually active youkai.

>>4682969

Keine could eat humans. But she doesn't and prefers to teach them with her knowledge.

Yuyuko used to be human. Now as the undead, she is friendly towards them. Just because you are no longer human doesn't mean you become detached from what you were.

Yuuka seems to be civilized enough to be polite and be allowed into the village. Just don't do anything stupid.

I would not join Byakuren and her twisted crusade. She is downright evil.

>>4682970
Shoot basic pattern danmaku and wear a silly hat of your own choice. You get special powers at level 2.

>>4682980
Succubus have them beat, surely. ... are demons even youkai? what's a youkai

>>4682890
She kills youkai without reason too. She is indiscriminate. She is what you would expect from a force of nature.

>>4682961
You're forgetting something important:
>You became a youkai
It's all the same shit for a spirit monster thing.

>>4682970

We need some kind of random youkai power generator. Like this one for Railgun esper powers.

>>4682914
Probably keukegen or something. Hairy, rotting disease spirit that is most at home in dark places? Sounds like me alright.

Though for what I want to be, harionago I guess. Hair sex fuck yeah.

I hope I got doppelgangery. That would be a dream come true.

I'd probably just go about my daily business, only killing when I feel like it.

Depending on my reality hax, I'd go on a spree and rip up loud parties at my dorm from time to time.

Yuuka seems to think her killing is teasing... I don't think she's that far gone. Perhaps Yuuka doesn't believe she's killing people? Or maybe she's not killing people at all, but just annoying them a bit more harshly than other youkai do?

>>4683015
From her dialogue in PoFV, she just likes to pick on people, push their buttons, and watch flowers.

>>4683000

Despite excessively graphic rumours, it seems all Koakuma really does as Patchy's familiar is
1) putting books back in their places.
2) keeping the library tidy and clean (why Sakuya doesn't take care of this is unknown).
3) running a teriyaki stand in the deepest part of the library.

Seriously wondering about the last part.

>>4682914

Vampires, sorcerers and normal youkai like Yukari or Meiling are the best.

>>4683036
Teriyaki is delicious. She has good taste.

>>4683036
>1) putting books back in their places.
Librarian from Hell.
>2) keeping the library tidy and clean (why Sakuya doesn't take care of this is unknown).
One maid can only clean so much before colapsing.
>3) running a teriyaki stand in the deepest part of the library.
Marisa is Gensokyo's nigger and funds are needed to replace those books.

>>4683035
Ah, so she actively tries to make people angry, rather than pranks. Makes sense.

>>4683015

"Genocide is just another game. It doesn't matter if it's humans or Makai residents."

>>4683042
Definitely vampire for me, at least.

Something Hellsing-like. Only with a nice suit and knives.

>>4683054
People in Gensokyo exaggerate too much. Even before the spellcard rules, I doubt she was doing anything more harsh than throwing rocks at everyone.

>>4683007
Addendum: Uwan also sounds fun. It's this spirit that only manifests as sound, screaming its name at offenders. If they don't shout back, they die. If they do shout back, I'd shout again, ad infinitum until their throat is sore.

As far as dick moves go, I don't think I'd get tired of this one.

>>4682914

>Vampires have marvelous physical performance and magical power: they are able to lift up a thousand-year-old tree single-handedly, to run through a human village within the blink of an eye, to summon many demons with a single word, to dissolve themselves into bats or even a pale mist to intrude into anywhere, and they can recover even when their body is blown away in a night, as long as their head is undamaged.
>Some youkai have abilities similar to each of these, but only vampires are known to possess all of them.

No contest.

>>4683070
Good thing Remilia is anemic and can't use half those powers effectively.

>>4682869

I wouldn't eat humans, I would have surprise sex with them.

>>4683061

Lol, Yuka throwing rocks at Shinki

>>4683070
but vampires have more weaknesses than any other youkai, to balance their power...

>>4682948

I want to lay down under Tewi.

>>4682914

Rose youkai. I'll become friends with Yuka.

>>4683070
But they have many weaknesses, have limited action, and all holy symbols are effective against them.

It's as if nature itself abhors their existance too.

>>4683088

Weakness to sunlight is the only major one.

>>4683088
Most of those weaknesses just piss them off. It's logical to assume their strengths are similarly exaggerated... ESPECIALLY since Akyu admits she just asked youkai to tell her what they could do. She just went up to Remilia, asked, and got a ton of bullshit in response.

>>4683088
>>4683109
>>4683110
The vampire is the perfect basement dwelling creature.

Once you're into the ghoul business, there's no stopping you.

>>4683110
A human brandishing a particularly blessed weapon sounds like a major weakness to me.

>>4683109
There can only be one ultimate touhou!

>>4683082

I though Patchouli was anemic.

>>4683088

Akyu listed all those weaknesses. Neither of them is really a big deal.

>>4683124
There can only be one god in Gensokyo!

>>4683036
Correction. She runs a teriyaki stand next to Patchy's pool. Yes, the one that's somehow in the library.

1. Become a servant to a higher power youkai and serve them the rest of my life (Preferably Remilia)

2. If not that then I'd just be a bothersome youkai, ie not eat people or friend them, rather scare them and mess with their shit.

>>4683150
You sound like you would be a fairy-kind of youkai.

>>4683160
Fairies are the best youkai. They give no shits because they're immortal, and nobody expects them to do anything other than have fun.

>>4683123

To any youkai. But he have to hit a thing moving faster than a bullet, penetrate many layers of magical defense and manage to cause enough damage to not just piss it off. Not to mention getting through hordes of demons first.

>>4683150
You'd probably only get to scrub toilets in SDM so I'm guessing you should look somewhere else before applying for a job position there. Are there job ads in Bunbunmaru newspaper?

>>4683168
Nah, the SDM fairies don't have to do much work. Sure, they're highly disciplined, but Sakuya handles everything remotely difficult... she knows the fairies would just fuck it up.

>>4683164

Every youkai with humanoid form is immortal. The best humans can do is seal them away.

>>4683165

It's like I'm playing Castlevania

>>4683172

Fairy maids at SDM have a really fun life. Sakuya does most of the work herself.

>>4683174
They're just really long-lived. Plus, regenerating after being blown to bits is a bit more bothersome for them than it is for fairies.

I'd fuck with people just for the hell of it.
That seems like the thing to do when you're a youkai.

http://www.multiupload.com/W1CC0O6PE0

>>4682869

I would wear the biggest silly hat I could find and the frilliest dress ever. Then I would make friends with fucking everyone because that's how I roll.

Hey /jp/, new question. What would you do if you suddenly became Marisa? Everybody likes or tolerates you and you have all her memories and all the magic she has studied for in the past. Assume that any Marisa pairing you've seen a picture of is possible.

>>4683231
I'll behave Marisa-ish for the rest of my life.

>>4682869
do I get a loli body, frilly dress and silly hat?

>>4683231

Not sure whether I'd choose Alice or Patchouli...

>>4683231
Fuck pairings. There'll be plenty of time for that when I'm the greatest witch in the land and people tell tales of my exploits.

I'd join Byakuren's spaceship crew, just because they are the nice guys of Touhou.

>>4683258
It's not a spaceship. Yet.

>>4683231

Considering I'd have Marisa's memories and not my own, I wouldn't be aware of my past perceptions of what Marisa would or wouldn't do. So can't really tell.
Perhaps major Kusanagi could offer a more complete answer.

>>4683274
I didn't say you wouldn't have any of your old memories anymore. I just said you'd have all of the memories and skills Marisa has acquired throughout her life. Any of the skills or memories you had before you'd still have.

>>4683296

If you had the memories of both Marisa and a completely different person she's never met, wouldn't that just be the same as Marisa suddenly developing a severe mental illness?

Fairies are immortal, but not in the same way as Kaguya and Mokou. That is, they can't be killed because they ressurect immediately on death, but they still have a limited (though very long, often millions to billions of years in length) lifespan. They are personifications of nature, after all; ponds dry up, species die out, and even the seasons themselves stop having any meaning when the sun finally grows to engulf the earth.

>>4683331
Not exactly, because it's an illness that knows slightly more than her about a few things in Gensokyo.

>>4683359
Fairies might be able to respawn on a planet light-years away, but they can't survive heat-death. Kaguya and Mokou are the opposite.

>>4683331
Your dominant mentality would be your own, not Marisa's. Also Marisa's memories wouldn't suddenly flood your mind. They'll come up as you come into situations where they would be relevant or if you try to remember anything you wanted to remember she was doing specifically. Your access of her memory would be near perfect and more like a databank. Also your view of Gensokyo as a real person would affect what Gensokyo is like when you become Marisa. So if you think Gensokyo is grimdark you'd get some tough memories full of fear and fight. If you think it's lighthearted you'd have memories of numerous tea parties.

>>4683268
You can make it one. There's an African creature called obayifo that can fly by shooting fire out of its ass and armpits, just like a spaceship. There's also bonnacon, which can shoot burning shit for half a kilometer You can be that sort of youkai, tie yourself to the hull and personally accelerate SS Flying Boat until it breaks escape velocity.

First stop: Moon, to shit all over the moonbitches' capital.

>wouldn't that just be the same as Marisa suddenly developing another severe mental illness?

>>4683389
I'm sure Byakuren could think of a much more elegant way of making a spaceship than that. Possibly by creating world peace and asking others to do it.

>>4683389
I now want to see fanart of the flying boat/temple bombing the lunar capital with flaming shit.

>>4683389
I wouldn't mind being a spaceship youkai.

You get a cute female body AND be a space hulk at the same time, like Kogasa is an umbrella and a girl.

Step one: be a spaceship.

Step two: get abandoned for a long, long time.

Step three: Youkai spaceship

>>4683428
Thinking about this, would it be possible for a tank youkai or a gun youkai to come into existance?

>>4683572
Tsukumogami don't form out of anything in contact with electricity. Gun possible, tank probably not.

>>4683572
You're thinking too small.

After a billion years, earth will be abandoned apart from two individuals.

It is the strong feeling that surrounds abandoned tools that turn them into youkai.

What sorrow do you think an abandoned world might feel? Its inhabitants left or dead, its surface bare.

What might a planetary youkai be like?

>>4683590
So does that mean a cannon youkai is possible? As in the old shoots cannonballs type.

>>4683604

>>4683590
Why is that?

It's not like youkai are allergic to electricity or anything.

Admittedly broken tools might not become youkai, so most electronic equipment wouldn't be usable after such long times it takes to become a youkai perhaps.

>>4683604
You said two individuals. As long as Mokou and Kaguya still reside, Earth won't be forgotten.

>>4683621
I doubt they'd be doing much remembering when they're asphyxiating and reviving and asphyxiating again.

>>4683632

>>4683620
>It's not like youkai are allergic to electricity or anything.

Tsukumogami apparently are, they despise electricity. It's probably to explain why there aren't rumors of demon radios and such running around.

>>4683590

It helps if the item is handmade rather than mass produced, and if it remains in at least occasional use over the first 100 years. So presumably weapons like the Jaivana and the Dardanelles gun could become tsukumogami.

For small arms, not sure. Don't know if the requirements rule out items with primarily moving parts, items that require regular disassembly for cleaning or items that include expendable components.

Pic vaguely related.

>>4683664
Is there a source apart from Wikipedia? The link that gave me says that ALL youkai vanished when electric lights became prevalent.

>>4683680
Well, clocks could become youkai, so guns aren't much of a stretch. You wouldn't use an old clock for 100 years without a few repairs and cleaning.

>>4683604
Ghroth?

I wonder if it'd be possible to "mass-produce" youkai. Obviously not literally mass-produce, but deliberately abandon artefacts with the intention of producing them.

Or would that not count as abandoning them?

>>4683746
Those require maybe a hundred years of daily use. It ought to be hard.

>>4683704
Oh, that's the Shigeru interview? Looks like that's his opinion, or something along the lines of apparently supernatural events not happening after electricity. Touche, my bad.

Though since the internet seems to be quite bold that electricity powered items do not become ghosts, perhaps it became a part of folklore of its own. It's not like folklore experts don't make up their own monsters (and give them puns as names)

I would become friends with humans.
Picking this always leads to fun CRAAAAAYYZEEEE adventures.

Why would I make enemies? I would search for more and more power, it's not fun if I'm weak.

http://www.multiupload.com/KW5HZQQLDI

Be friends. I mean, I don't need to eat humans to survive right? Why hunt and eat them if only for my own selfish reasons?

>>4683800
>Those require maybe a hundred years of daily use.
Somehow I doubt that that's a correct interpretation once again. For example an umbrella with hundreds of years of daily use would be ruined fast. Are you not mistaking the time spent abandoned with the time spent in use?

>Would you hunt and eat humans?
Yes

>Children
Yes

No I'm not a pedophile. Its common sense, eat the parents and the children will die thereby reducing your future food source. Kill the children, the parents will baww, get over it and have another.

I see nothing in eating things to live as long as you don't get all sadistic with it. I'll kill my prey painlessly, in such away that they won't even know they're being hunted. After eating I'd hide the remains properly.

I won't attack the same place twice and I won't become a glutton and kill five then eat only one and waste the rest.

You can't be friends with your meal, its just not right. I'd feel guilty for eating them and they'd feel betrayed about being eaten after we become friends. Though I wouldn't be antagonistic towards them.

>>4683800

Folklore is a constantly evolving thing. For example, if you're of Northern European descent your not too distant ancestors casually believed in a little grey gnome dwelling under the house and helping out with the harsh reality of farm life if kept content - the very same creature we today know as two radically different evolutionary paths; fantasy gnomes and Santa Claus.
So if it becomes popular opinion that tsukumogami but not youkai in general dislike electricity, it would only be a natural evolution into 21st century folklore. It would not necessarily be part of 19th or 20th century folklore, but folklore nonetheless.

eat humans

Eat everything

>>4683868
No, on that I'm sure. They're all commonly used household items, though definition of "commonly used" varies (a jar for example can be left stashed in the basement for years and still be "in use. " ) and that age to a total of 100 years (time spent being discarded included. )

>According to the In'yo zakki [Miscellaneous records on yin and yang], there are tools and other objects that change into spirits after a span of one hundred years and often deceive people. These spirits are called tsukumogami. It is because of spring cleaning that people suffer the misfortune of the tsukumogami. At year's end families discard old furniture and utensils and pile them up at the side of the road. Then at New Year's - when it is time to renew the hearth fire and draw new water - the clothing, household utensils, and other objects transform in shape.

The reason they're pissed is that they're just thrown away after years of service, so seems they must all endure quite some use before qualifying.

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Eat humans? Yes.
I'd slaughter and devour the children and the females. Males can stay.

Wait why do youkai even eat humans?

eat criminals, be venom

>>4683958

Fortunately, only existing the the form of electricity and thus disqualified by default, bots likely do not become tsukumogami.

... or do they?

>>4683969
Dunno. But as a human I'd like to point out that if you eat me whole you're also eating my shit in my intestine. The last "fuck you" I can give to a youkai

>>4683991
Youkai are born from strong emotions.

Those bots are fueled with pretty strong emotion, y'know.

>>4683969

Let's see... plentiful game. Poorly developed senses. No natural defenses whatsoever. And currently, most humans have incredibly poor wilderness survival skills.
For bottom tier youkai, it's probably easier to catch the average human than a hare or deer.

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>>4684027

... on second thought, let's leave it at that and preferably never talk about it again.

>>4682869

Using my charm and wits I'd manipulate my way to the top while finding ways to increase my own powers and develop a loyal following of youkai to be part of my new super faction. Once I'm satisfied I'll disappear one night never to be seen again leaving only rumours of my fate and lasting legacy of both fear and respect from human and youkai alike.

I'd also sire a few bastard children.

>>4683428
been there, done that.

Bathyscaphe (バチスカーフ, 罰襟巻?, Bachisukāfu)
Bathyscaphe is Kanaka's caretaker. Although she appears to be human, her true form is a retired Escort Destroyer class starship.

>>4684079
;_;
I miss the old spambot.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5558872/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/5559782/

>>4684112
Um... what exactly are you reposting?

>>4684112

Come to think of it...

>>4683428
Haruna (ハルナ?)
Haruna is a Fast Escort Destroyer class starship that has gone AWOL and is hiding out in human shape as a waitress at a beach restaurant. She was frightened to meet Bathyscaphe, but Bathyscaphe assured her that as a retired ship she is not obligated and will not report Haruna to the alien authorities. Later Haruna marries the proprietor of the beach restaurant.

Its been interesting learning about yokai folklaws, but now I must sleep. Thank you for the knowledge.

Youkai are created from strong human emotions right? What if we just "unthink" youkai? Will they cease to exist? If so then that means the youkai are our bitches and should respect us more.

>>4685049
And I eat it all up. I am CurryButt after all.

>>4683428
>>4684112

>Ship youkai

Hm.

>>4683428
>>4684112

>Abandoned for a long time.

Ah.

>>4685059
>>4685055
Fuck yeah.
Can we have a Bismarck youkai too?

I have a few old 70's Ibanez guitars in my closet. Will they become 'youkai spirits' eventually?

>>4685069

>>4685070

Well, we will need someone hard-edged and combative to play off the Titanic's refined, soothingly British persona, so...

I will agree to it also if the Yamato makes at least a cameo appearance.

Have old ass handmade object in closet that is over a hundred years old.
Go to bed one night
Wake up next morning
See that said object has turned into a beautiful girl

How about lonely Tirpitz-chan who's eagerly waiting in Norway for her oneesan to come back home?

>>4685101
Who wants nothing to do with you and leaves and you never see her again even though you paid the 3 dollars for what she was created from in the first place

BASED ON REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE WITH MY OWN YOUKAI

>>4685095
Not really upset since I can just filter if I really wanted to, just kind of wondering what your deal is.
Did a /b/tard crack that trip or are you just going on some kind of meth binge recently?
I'm guessing the former.

>>4685095

CurryButt on the loose. Fuck yeah!

>>4685108
UNAPPRECIATIVE BITCH.

>>4685122
If you were less of an annoying prick, perhaps you would not get NUKED, and just get pinpoint deletion.
Sucks to be a prick.

ITT: People doesn't know what a troll is

>>4685143
Actually, if you weren't just here today for the first time - last night the entire board was on a frenzy of bullshit, and the mod deleted countless posts not by me as well.

The entire front page was a CurryButt festival, it was amazing and fun.

>>4685055
>>4685097

>The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they call Gichigami. The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead when the skies of November turn gloomy.

Fuck yeah, ghost ships.

>>4685145
Even trolls have a few standards.
When you resosrt in stupid one liners, reaction images and shitposting in contribution threads?
You are hardly a troll, more like on the level of ad pop-ups.

>>4685151
You must be a weekender if you aren't used to me always being like this.

>>4685112
I'd fire her 15 inch guns, if you know what I mean

currybutt we know the new mod is a huge retard. you don't need to act like a dick

>>4685148
And that makes you less of an annoying prick, how?

>>4685122
Oh right. So you even managed to get a moderator/janitor annoyed enough to cause them to do that, and now "U MAD". Is it that you feel that there's no need to make the effort to post nice things since a janitor will clear up any mess you make?

>>4685097
Fine by me.

>>4685149
I'll pentrate her deck armour with my Tallboy armour piercing bomb, if you know what I mean.

I'd hunt and kill male humans.

If possible, it would be to my advantage if I were a tengu. Flying, strong senses, long life, established social structure, the works. With all this, I would have no need to eat humans. I might even get an ability at some point.

I'd become a brewster and sell this strange and foreign "beer" stuff and become wealthy overnight. Tengu drink by the barrel, see.

> Bismarck
> Yamato

This thread needs some Iowa class.

Haters gonna hate.

I would be a WARRIOR OF JUSTICE.

>>4685218
AND LOVE!

>>4685213
How's the "fall apart if you shoot all three guns at once" working out for you, Nel-chan?

>>4685228
Why don't you try being the bigger man, Anonymous?

So how about it? Kriegsmarine household for next Touhou?

Stage 1 boss: Konigsberg

Stage 2 boss: Prinz Eugen

Stage 3 boss: Deutschland

Stage 4 boss: Scharnhorst & Gneisenau (aka the ugly sisters)

Final boss: Tirpitz

EX boss: H44

>>4685232

This is probably Currybutt replying to himself. Don't pay attention.

>>4685244
I never remove my trip.

>>4685243
Why would you think I cared what you thought?
Just giving more people the chance to see the thread and grab the videos.
I'll prolly make a new thread when this hits auto-limit.

>>4685242
Needs Phantasm mode with badass Hood-single-shotting Bismarck.

>>4685247
Suuuuuuure.

>>4685254
>prolly
>prolly
>prolly
>prolly

You don't belong on 4chan.

>>4685242
Story: Bismarck, the flagship of Kriegsmarine have been missing for some time. Tirpitz, lonely and wanting to see her oneechan have order the rest of the KM girls out of port to search for her. The constant banging of sonar is giving Reimu a spliting headache so she's back doing what she does best.

Characters:
Tirpitz - elegant loli ojousan and current ranking admiral of the KM household. Is nick named "Lonely Queen of the North". She loves her oneechan and wants to find her.

Konigsberg - useless german light cruiser, often gets picked on because she's got two guns in the rear and 1 in front so people think she's actually designed to run away rather than fight. Konigsberg is however strong willed and wants to prove herself in a fight

Prinz Eugen - Seasoned veteran suffering from depresssion. She alone knows what happened to Bismarck, but is unable to tell Tirpitz the truth. She knows the search is meaningless but goes along anyway to keep up her act.

Deutschland - the hot blooded but naive pocket battleship. Loves to pick fight with other cruisers both in KM and outside as she's got six 11" guns, much more firepower than any other cruiser afloat.

Scharnhorst & Gneisenau - inseparable twin sisters, both are stiff lipped military types who view tea parties and frilly dresses with disdain. They become extremely upset if you refer to them as "battlecruisers" rather than "battleships"

Pic attached is Gneisenau

Scharnhorst

>>4685259
H44s are bad enough.

>>4685204

>American Battleship

Why stop there at one?

You could create a whole prepackaged Touhou game out of Commodore Matthew Perry's voyage to Japan. It has the themes of a foreigner appearing from nowhere, as in Mountain of Faith and so on, and there are enough vessels to make a household for Perry. The Mississippi, Plymouth, Saratoga, and Susquehanna, to be specific. All heavily armed, all very old.

I assume the Commodore would be gender-swapped into a delicious foreign loli in order to keep with theme.

Does the Habakkuk exist in Gensokyo?

Only COOL GUY can tame Yuka.

Man, I want to be a kappa.
TECHNOLOGY YOUKAI!

I'd do what a kappa would normally do, of course.
(I'll see if a kappa is friendly or not when I get there..)

>>4683138
When Sanae completes her transformation, she'd probably look like Mu-12 or some girl out of Ar Tonelico.

I want to be a kappa because I enjoy board games and kappa enjoy board games. I'd get to lose repeatedly to centuries of experience~

>>4683413
Suwako and Kanako are currently plotting to have space colonies and a space armada eventually.

Why have a rickety wooden ship when you can have an equivalent of an SDF-1 if you wait long enough?

>>4683590
Electrical contact produces quantum wave interference, that's why.

Electrical objects would have their own magnetic signature, etcetc.

>>4683746
I have formulated a long-winded magicbabble and technobabble theory on artifically creating youkai and technobabbling everything the moonbitches say. Who wants to hear?

EXCEPTION:

Hisou Tensoku can easily turn into a youkai.

>>4683617
/jp/ Town - Dawn of the Third Day

>>4685544
Cool bullshit bro

>>4685508
>>Sanae
>>Mu-12

I'm totally calling on that now.

>>4685508
>>4685613
Drawfags, get on this shit now!

>>4685557
That'd be awesome.

I'd sustain myself through the power of not having sex.

To defeat me a beautiful pure hearted maiden must willingly be engaged to marry me and live the life of my waifu till I die of natural causes as a man would.Otherwise with meaningless sex I'll just reform a year later.

I would scare people.

Only I would be much better at it than kogasa.

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>>4682869
There are plenty of evil or just plain stupid humans I wouldn't mind eating. The intelligent and kind-hearted ones I'd probably leave alone.

>>4685375
A+ would play again.

Id invite people for tea at my cottage in the forest and then sending them out defenceless in the wild afterwards.

>>4687834
Basically, Western occult stuff has an explanation on artificially creating youkai....and gods.

bump

>>4691848
Mu-12 Sanae surfing on a giant frosting spatula and dual-wielding oversized shuriken.

bump

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