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It takes a lot of work to keep Mima sealed. The lackadaisical shrine maiden should be more apreciative of Alice's efforts to help her...

>>46766046
it's worse than you think
the cross reviews aren't set when the game released, they're set when SCoOW released. We know this because the SA cross review makes mention of Ichirin letting Reimu borrow Unzan, an event that happened in WaHH chapter 44, in 2018. SCoOW volume 5 was in 2018 too, so Reimu was confusing Parsee for Alice a decade later.
that said the newest CDS chapter made it so Parsee isn't bound to her bridge anymore, so it's possible that she actually was on the surface being an A grade hater

>>46766046
What is up with Alice hateboner for Reimu?

>>46766170
If someone invaded my territory, beat me up then called me a "magic-obsessed idiot" I would also hate them

>>46766192
she wandered in during a blizzard and alice immediately attacked her twice before even speaking to her, then threw out a line she'd probably been thinking of since mystic square before attacking her again
reimu is not in the wrong here

>>46766195
The fist thing that happens in the stage is Reimu attacking a group of dolls that were just flying around.
If someone starts shooting at your dolls unprompted would you think she is just a normal peaceful person you can reason with?

>>46766046
Or maybe it only happened one and Reimu never forgot about it.

Alice is buring with desire to best Reimu in a duel and prove herself stronger, but Reimu doesn't even remember who the fuck she is.

>>46766046
This kindof eccentric behavior is kind of cute and it made me like Alice more when I first read about it.

Alice is the third biggest hater in Gensokyo, only behind Mizuchi and Reimu

Reimu is lazy and mean-spirited and Marisa solves incidents just as easily, Alice is doing Gensokyo a favor

>>46766773
>Marisa
Is a Thief who breaks in other people's houses and their their stuff.

She's also such a big liar that Eiki herself had to lecture her on it

Alice...

>>46767326
I'd rather have a lying incident solver than a lazy one

>>46766046
Don't worry, I'll cure Alice's autism. I promise.

>>46767447
ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE

>>46766046
I like it when Alice is being a weirdo.

It's cute

Short poem about Alice's cute autism:

Behind the shrine at night you stroll
When the crow tengu tries to spy
As you beat nails in a straw doll
With excitement's twinkle in your eye

In skill with dolls you have no peer
Or when with crafty hands you sew
And of the magic you hold dear
There is little you do not know

Whether you make a living doll
Or spell to make Reimu depart
Still with your cute eccentric ways
You nail your dolls unto my heart

>>46770868
Anon has a girlfriend~~

>>46766046
Alice is is just like me!

>>46772762
fr fr no cap?

today, you moped and lazed about the shrine
in a land of fantasy, your own is but a dime!
your god is ever silent, its faith in stagnation
inside this false paradise of pseudo elation...

your beat is done, no youkai to be found
the humans are sleeping, their fears settled down...
yet in your wish for sleep, for sake, then rest
one such youkai seems to enjoy being a pest!

six hours past nightfall, four until dawn
the nailing, the banging, it will not begone!
straw voodoo you see, and a face filled of glee
the maiden of paradise will not tolerate such tomfoolery!

begone from the shrine, begone from this plane;
a seal of fantasy sends the youkai away, to her former domain!
the crow then soon follows, your anger to spare
for some time to come, they would certainly never dare!

you curl into your futon, the noise having ended
an incident having ceased, the magician apprehended.
no more youkai to exterminate today, no villagers to protect
you begin to dream of your shrine, with donations to collect

>>46772796
Excuse me?

>>46772880
I thought you were making a joke using zoomer slang/meme so I responded in kind

>>46770868
Anon and Alice sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

>>46766046
>What the fuck is Alice problam?
Lack of boyfriend/sex.
One good dicking and she'd stop being an autist.

>>46766046
God forbid a girl have a hobbie.

>>46766046
If Reimu was American she would've shoot Alice for trespassing

>>46775819
ReimuB is a shotgunner, after all.

>>46770868
cute

>>46766046
Will Alice ever become an important side character again?

>>46777563
By the end of CDS, she'll become the third main character. Mark my words.
Trust the plan, Alice patriots.

>>46777731
yeah, she even got a speaking role in the last chapter!

>>46777563
Nope. She used to be up there with Sakuya, Youmu, Sanae and Reisen in terms of "main character"-ness but she fell off and hasn't been relevant for like 10 years

>>46777784
so even Parsee spends her time with others? man, Alice is pathetic

>>46770868
Cute!

>>46777784
Cave Alice is more relevant then regular Alice

>>46778635
Alice is the only character in CDS who went into a coma and didn't get any speaking line

>>46770868
When's the wedding?

>>46778689
Poor Alice

She has fallen so low

>>46770868
Are you the same anon who wrote the other Alice poems?

>>46781958
Yeah

>>46777563
I hope so. She's in both of my favorite games

>>46766046
You have to appreciate her dedication

>>46787492
I guess. She should use that dedication on something else though

>>46789246
Like what?

>>46789288
Like being my Wife

>>46789295
She can be your wife and still do this ritual

>>46789295
Also, I think you have some competition

So this is just an Arisu thread?

>>46767447
gem and saved

>>46789325
So it seems. I guess that guy with the poem rescued the thread
Either way, most Alice threads were already Alice bullying threads so there's no big difference

>>46789348
At least this time around, they are bullying her for a canon reason instead of making shit up

>>46789351
It sucks that the bar for a good Alice thread is people not mentioning p*ss or sh*vels, but it could be worse
Have a cute Alice

>>46770868
Heartwarming. This made me not want to bully Alice.

>>46789363
Yeah, maybe getting new content with Alice might help

Is this the Alice thread?

>>46789363
>cute Alice
That's an oxymoron

>>46789374
She can't sleep forever, one day we will get something new

All in all, this is one of the better Alice threads.

>>46789390
Alice isn't an oxy nor a moron!!!

I love Alice

>>46792025
Reimu disagrees

Arisu my beloved autist

man, how I hate alice!
how conceited, arrogant, disgusting creature!
one could hope when she was made, the mold was broken, for this kind of malady never haunt this Earth again!

>>46793078
Calm down while Patchouli

man, how I love alice!
how lovely, adorable,and comely a creature!
one could hope when she was made, the mold was broken, because the Earth could not endure being walked by two beings of such radiant beauty!

>>46789351
>making shit up
Not sure why people did that, specially with the piss stuff. There's plenty of canon reasons to bully this weirdo.

>>46793253
who knows, maybe it's their fetish or something

Short poem about Arisu's slumber:

Sleep tight, dear Alice, like the sun sleeps at night
The day may soon come, when you'll again grace our sight
Though in sleep, you still shine like a star in the sky
Sleep tight, lovely Alice, like a fair butterfly

Sleep well, dear Alice, with your dolls by your side
I too sleep and dream of you being my bride
For your smile, to me, more than gold it is worth
You, most beautiful youkai in all of the earth

The day may come when again you will wake
Until then a vigil I'll keep for your sake
'Til your waking, fair Alice, you can get your sweet rest
For among all your peers, I still love you the best

'risu a cute

>>46766046
Most 2hus are weirdos, Alice isn't all that special in that regard. For example, Yuyuko went around Gensokyou in SWR making it snow everywhere for not particular reason.

Speaking of which, Yuyuko in general is the biggest weirdo of them all. I have no clue what her deal is.

>>46797032
Yuyuko got flanderized hard so no one talks about her being mean and wierd, Alice wasn't so lucky

>>46797032
>I have no clue what her deal is
I think one of Yuyu's defining traits is being totally backwards in her reasoning for things. Youmu isn't dumb, she just has to put up with insane loops of logic on the daily, so she's given up on trying to make sense of anything.

>>46767447
she doesn't

>>46793745
Pretty decent

I'm so horny right now if Alice were to spawn in my room right now I'd push her onto my bed and FUCK her BRAINS out
>>46767447
Me on the rifht

>>46766192
Reimu is in no place to call Alice an idiot, without her she wouldn't have even known about collecting spring

I'm going to Alice

>>46800224
Are you at Alice yet?

>>46800412
Not yet, but I'm getting there

>>46767326
>She's also such a big liar that Eiki herself had to lecture her on it

Marisa hasn't told a lie since the day she was born!

>>46797440
kek

This is probably the last one.

By string and nail your gift perform
With skillful hand sowing each day
And playing with the human form
In your small house, hidden away

With joy you jump in all your fights
Eager to parade you skill
To every moment that excites
Your wish to win by dolls and will

Each morning I try you forget
But every night, my heart recalls
The beauty that your being bears
Same as the beauty of your dolls

And if our love was meant to be
For centuries I'd hold your hand
Each day together we'd drink tea
Stuck in your pseudo-wonderland

>>46800588
What will you do when you get there?

>>46804493
Rape. Don't worry, she'll consent when she wakes up.

>>46800224
For some reason, I always thought "going to Alice" was an action rather then actually going to where Alice is

>>46807788
"Alice" is a state of being, analogized as a place or action

>>46808167
or person

Help me, I'm about to Alice

>>46808650
just take your butterfly pills, Alice
and shut up

>>46808650
Don't worry, that's natrual for a boy your age

>>46811972
It will eventually end, right?

>>46770868
>>46793745
>>46801529
Wow, you are one dedicated alicefag

Alice is too cute for page 7.

>>46766046
This girl is really persistent in her autism...

>>46766532
That's why Alice is better than Reimu, she actually cares

Useless autist, only good for making dolls

>>46820842
Alice can help resolve incidents

>>46812752
I have some bad news for you.

>>46812752
Once you go Alice you can never go back-lice

>>46816229
Too sexy as well

>>46824862
>>46824763
How terrifying

>>46812752
It's for the better, now you are immune to "having a normal one"

I want to have what's alice been having

>>46827463
Eirin's dream pills?

>>46827472
I would take them.

>>46827472
What's so bad about some sleeping pills, anon?

>>46831016
if you have to take "something to help you sleep", you're missing a few bolts in your head

>>46831161
Alice is a youkai, she doesn't need to sleep. She only takes those pills because she likes to dream of being a butterfly. Does that make her insane, in our opinion?

I love Alice

>>46831242
Then why does Yukari sleep?

>>46834799
Because she's lazy

>>46834799
because sleep is great, wtf else would you do when you have an autonomous barrier monitor to do your wetwork for you?

if you were a thousand years old and an immensely powerful eldritch abomination, with the ability to hibernate, don't tell me you wouldn't. old hags need hobbies besides stealing booze from the moon and irritating shrine maidens

>>46832037
absolutely adorable

>>46832037
Cute dumb doll lover

>>46832037
Why is Reimu the joker?

>>46801529
Cute. I hope you find your Alice some day, anon.

>>46834891
Sleeping isn't a hobby.

>>46840112
it is when you're Yukari

>>46766111
To be fair, Alice isn't doing that just out of the goodness of her heart. She has a reason to not let Mima out.

>>46807788
That was my first impression and I'm sticking with it.

>>46812991
It's nice to see Alice has actual dedicated fans.

If I were to rape Alice, would she forgive me afterwards if I said I was really sorry and only did it because she's so attractive I couldn't hold back?

>>46840610
>>46807788
whenever an anon says they're 'going to Alice' I either think they're going full retard, or they're telling alice about your BS and she's about to kick your ass to Makai and back

either way stay clear shit's about to go down. expect a comeback in touhou 20, because anon is going to Alice

Let's all Alice together.

>>46843913
>going full retard
thats the most accurate one considering the source

Bump for more Alice slander

>>46766046
I'm going to be honest, the whole doll situation is pretty funny.

Alice should become a comedian

>>46854113
yeah, we were laughing with you, Alice, and not at you! haha!

>>46844936
Why is she crying?

>>46766046
Look at that smile...

Alice is very sexy

>>46863250
Sexy autist

>>46840610
Which one? Going to where Alice is or "going to Alice" as an action?

>>46840610
same.

>>46789363
I don't get the shovel thing. Is it some cookike thing.

>>46840935
from all of the 2hus she seems like one of the easiest 2hus to rape. All you have to do is roundhouse kick her stupid dolls that she sicks on you out of the air. That's it, and she doesn't look like a wrestler so tackling her wouldn't be too much of an issue

>>46886690
I don't know. I keep asking and no one knows and I'd rather eat cement then watch cuckie so I'll never find out.

>>46886759
i think cookie fans should be drowned in boiling cement

>>46886690
>>46886759
>>46886781
Finally, some anons who talk sense.

Alicing as usual I see

Alice has the best and worst posters of any hu, she truly is special.

>>46890979
The Alicest hu!

>>46890979
it's because Alice is the best of the worst of all Makai
she was raised in a craddle of gold, but her arrogance gets the best of her. perhaps too much pampering...

>>46897356
It's because she is an awesome character but hasn't been relevant in a long while, so the people who still care about her have either an extreme love of hatred for her.

>>46899313
Alice still has it better then most characters. Look at Yuuka and Eiki, they have it far worse

>>46899428
Hey, tea parties don't have themselves you know
First you complain she goes around bothering everyone, now you complain you never see either of them, which do you want?

>>46899493
Wouldn't take also apply to Alice?

All she does is sit at home, play with her dolls and drink tea

>>46899428
i don't think we alice bros realize just how good we have it. I went in the Tenshi thread once and the first like 10 posts were sfw guro porn, zoophilia, loli pedo shit, literal shit and also some futa.

>>46900407
Keep in mind, this is one of the better Alice threads, they used to be wey worse not too long ago. But even then they weren't as bad as Tenshi or Ran threads.

>>46900524
other than cuckie shipfaggery and the forced piss "memes" there aren't many other anti-Alice /foul/ posts you can make.

>>46900578
True, but there used to be way more posts like that. I guess anons just got bored of bullying Alice.

>>46900665
I can only hope that they all ACKd themselves and are now burning in hell for the rest of eternity. Anti-Alice sentiment is something I will never understand...

>>46899428
Eiki is still relevant, though, and would be more so if ZUN actually tried to do something with the cool plot threads instead of ignoring them for the sake of more utterly stake-less non-plots.

I want to babysit and play doctor with Lolice!

>>46900895
why does Eiki look like she's turned off her frontal lobe to try and cope with Youmu's dense-as-lead problems?

>>46766046
Finally some real reason to bully Alice for

>>46840935
You couldn't rape anyone, weakling

>>46901129
die

>>46772987
stupid.

>>46901129
deamons like you should actually be beheaded.

>>46901129

>>46902046
the only cool alice posted and its from the turbofutafag

>>46901511
It takes a lot of willpower to listen to such a smoothbrain give a report of the mess she decided to walk in on while all of Hell's administrative systems fall apart around her.
The situation is almost critical enough that Eiki would have to put on a "cool" shirt and beg Hecatia for help in order to prevent a total collapse of the Ministry.

>>46797440
i say this and look like this

>>46910884
shangai is looking good lmfao

by God am I not gonna let this thread get archived

>>46926244
It is a surprisingly comparable Alice thread dispite it starting with Alice slander

>>46926313
anti-Alice kikery is very much like the concept of evil. It can not create, only corrupt. Blessed be Alicebros for standing against this storm

>>46926313
There was a guy who wrote her a love poem earlier in the thread and I think people felt weird bullying her after that very sincere show of love

alice is off her pills again
someone rangeban her already

I feel bad for calling Alice a weirdo for liking dolls so much. Being passionate about things you like isn't weird.
I'd happily listen to her talk about dolls for hours on end.

>>46926685
I would gladly not listen to Alice's stammering rambling on dolls for hours on end if it means I could lay my head on my lap.

>>46926685
i like to imagine that whenever she is mad about someone. She takes out her doll that is fat, brown skinned, bald, short, stupid, ugly and uses it like a basedjack and portrays the other person as that basedjack. Whilst portraying herself as the blond A10 chad doll

>>46766046
I love this dumb, doll playing, autistic, drug addict

>>46940804
>drug addict
The pills she buys from Eirin aren't those kinds of dungs!!!

I think I want to Alice.

>>46832037
I keep coming back to this thread to look at this gif. Adorable.