/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46815412
Holy fuck. Maybe I should buy a lottery ticket.

>>46815436
So lucky! Zanmu must be relieved too!

she's gonna want to sperg out about how cool lady mima is to me, but she's probably one of the more benign options since she doesn't even have the master spark yet
in my head it will be SoEW Marisa though because redheads are cuter

I hope the Reimu story continues here

>>46815412
I'm rich in money and love. We will rule the night together forever.

I'm getting super powers or cancer

my soul, wallet, and semen will be drained and I'll repopulate gensokyo with small foxes while my sex fox wife makes me worse and worse

I'm gonna cuck prince Shotoku

Reposting >>46816308 from last thread since I didn't realize there was a new one.

>>46810172
That night, you could barely sleep at all.
You kept having odd nightmares where you'd be falling through a black void as hundreds, no, thousands of eyes stared at you, each time awakening in a cold sweat and fearing you'd find someone in your room again.
Needless to say, you felt fatigued once morning came, though still lucid enough to realize something very bad was happening and that you would need help. You decided a visit to the Hakurei girl would be in order, scary as it was also to think what she'd do to you once she learned what you had been up to. So, you got dressed, got your cane, put on your straw hat and packed some snacks for the long and dangerous trek to the shrine, and were on your way as soon as you could.
It took several hours of hiking along a path that just kept getting worse as you progressed through the familiar rice paddies outside of town and into the forest of magic. You couldn't help but feel as though being watched. Perhaps it was just natural, given there was not a soul in sight, and the thick canopy of trees made it hard to track the sun and time. There were also a lot of stories about youkai and strange witches dwelling in this place, after all.
This would have made sense, yes, but you had felt that presence as soon as you had set foot outside of your home. You had already lost track of how many times you had looked over your shoulder.
"Just like in those nightmares..."
You trailed off as, at long last, you could begin to see the steps of a long staircase leading up a steep hill. Finally. You began your ascent, not sure whether you'd even make it after all this exhaustion. Who decided putting a shrine here would be a good idea? No wonder nobody ever comes here.
But at last, you could see over the top and through a series of red gates the main building. A lone girl in red and white was sweeping the stone path leading up to it, and you knew it had to be her. It was also about this point you realized you had been so tired and distraught over what had happened since last night that you hadn't really thought of what you would tell her. "Hello, miss Hakurei, I may or may not have summoned a millenary youkai and who knows what else from reading forbidden books at my local library. Help me, please, pretty, please?" If some youkai did not kill you now, perhaps she would for your foolishness, but it wasn't like you had much of a choice now. Here went nothing.
As you slowly approached, the sound of your sandals against the stone alerted the girl to your presence, who now seemed to have sparks in her eyes.
"A visitor! Welcome!", she greeted you.
"Good day, I-"
"Donation box's right over there! I'll show you the way!", she continued, walking away.
"What? Wa-wait!", you tried to stop her, but she did not.
Was she just not listening? You realised you wouldn't get to talk unless you followed her, so you began walking after her.
Eventually, you reached the old, dusty box, whose only contents seemed now to be a a spider and her web. The girl stood next to it, looking at you expectingly. By now, you were gasping for air.
"Miss... Hakurei... Ahh... My apologies, but I have not come for a donation..."
"Ah? What do you want, then? If you were looking for charms, we sell those, too."
"No, I need something else."
"You came for our purification service?"
"No, I didn't come to pay for anything. I need your help."
At that point, her face drooped, and she began seeming a little annoyed.
"And I need some coins. Running a shrine ain't easy, you know? I can't just be giving away services for free. What do you think I-"
"I might have summoned dangerous youkai from a book."
She stopped midsentence, and for a moment just stared at you with a blank expression. Then her annoyance from before gave way into some sort of resignation as she sighed, put her broom aside and let her head droop down.
"What book?"
"Here", you took it out of your pack and passed it to her.
She took it and began eyeing its pages. After a while, she asked,
"How much of this did you read?"
"All of it..."
You couldn't help but look away after saying this, but you could still catch her lifting her face from the book to glare at you, then returning to it.
As she read, she asked, sounding displeased,
"Have you noticed anything odd since?"
But just as you were going to try to explain, someone interrupted,
"My, Reimu, have we got a new visitor?"
An unknown voice. It forced you to return your gaze at the girl.
"Ah! How many times have I got to tell you not to show up like that?", the girl said, startled.
And right beside her...
"Awww, you're no fun!"
"Hard to be when there might be a new incident brewing, courtesy of my 'new visitor' over here."
there was...
"Yukari. You wouldn't know anything about this, would you?", the girl continued.
"Well, who knows?"
The youkai's purple eyes, now staring at you from one of her gaps.

>Enter Thread
>Greeted with writefagging
I'm not complaining since it's good but has anyone else noticed the recent uptick in these? There's Kirisami Magic Shop, Taxi for the Mokou Gang. The Hakurei Shrine Experience, These apparently, there was this one guy making a fic about Sekibanki
I mean for gods sake a Meiling thread recently got derailed by a 5-post long Urumi transformation fetish fic. I didn't think /jp/ had so many creative gentlemen on board

>>46816786
You should see last yanhu thread. There's an entire Reimu-focused story in the making (Hopefully with no excessive abuse this time).

>>46816786
It's just that time of year
Although KMS ended, TFtMG is more of a joke comic that's gotten out of hand, and we don't talk about the HSE

>>46816786
it was a resurgence that probably started with the abusive reimu story from a year or so ago, and there was an aya story from around the same time that went on for a thread or two. The sekibanki story was around then, too before the HSE stole most of these writers and got them stuck writing misery porn or whatever the fuck goes on there. I think it's because the oldfags of /jp/ tapped out their creative juices years back, and it took a while for people's ideas to start flowing again.

>>46816842
Not an oldfag by any means, but it was indeed seeing others writing good stories that made me think it would be nice to get into it myself. It helps me imagine new scenarios with 2hus that I like, so much so that I feel conflicted on what would have been better for a story.
Some ideas I had earlier include Reimu not even being at the shrine, but only Yukari, having baited Reimu away with some fake incident, and Anon finding her there. Or Yukari already being there with Reimu when Anon arrived, and Yukari using some border manipulation to mute Anon. Or Yukari not even allowing Anon to reach the shrine with gap trickery. Or Yukari ruining Anon's reputation in the village so he'd be forced to leave it forever. Yukari gapping his house away. Yukari forcing him into becoming her shikigami. Yukari, Yukari, Yukari. I want Yukari to occupy as much of my thoughts as possible, as vividly as possible, as often as possible. I feel excited just thinking about it, Anon, about the wonderful and beautiful woman she is.

Maybe I got a little carried away. But yeah, I like the 'Kari, and I like having more thoughts about her both from my imagination and other Anons'.

>>46816786
>a Meiling thread recently got derailed by a 5-post long Urumi transformation fetish fic
The FTM threads have insanely productive writeanons, the latest thread has like ten different stories already.

>>46816786
I've been doing my best to encourage more people writing. I don't know if that's changed anything but I sure try to talk people into writing more. Now if only I could post my own slop here too...

>>46816786
Thanks, used ChatGPT for one of those.

>>46817154
I'd love to read it, Anon, even if it's awkward.

>>46816842
>before the HSE stole most of these writers and got them stuck writing misery porn or whatever the fuck goes on there
TWO
MORE
THREADS

>>46817154
I used to drop the occasional thing in past yandere threads but I have been feeling too lazy and uninspired as of late, and by that I mean the entire past year. How the time flies.

Well shit man...

>>46816621
>No, I didn't come to pay for anything. I need your help
Great way to ask for help

>>46816798
Author seems to like the more psychological aspect of yandere over more blatant physical abuse, so the story seems to be in good hands.

>>46816621
The fool
Reimu would take care of the problem of he donated

>>46815447
I will happily bare her burden

>>46816940
Gappy wont hurt you
she loves you
she just needs to keep you safe
you can only be safe if you're with her
so you have to be with her forever

>"It's time snu snu!"
>"Can't we just cuddle?"
>pelvis_shattering.mp3

...How would this even work?

>>46818556
consider your time with her purgatory

>>46818556
you get a nagging girlfriend in life
then when you die you get stuck with her for the rest of eternity

>>46818556
The Yama doesn't take time off of work even for you, but she will prepare a highly regimented schedule for you to make sure your time is spent productively even when she is not around. Here to oversee your adherence to that schedule is one of her loyal aides (male, she's not silly enough to leave you alone with another woman all day) who will follow you around and make sure you go from place to place safely and more importantly, on time. There is not a time of day when you are completely alone and unobserved. The Yama's aide is always watching and the only time he is not is when the Yama returns home from work, at which point it will be her that is eagerly watching you and waiting to hear your every word about how your day was. To you, your days are boring at best and stressful at worst, not even worth sharing, but she always insists upon hearing every detail of it. You get the impression that she just likes hearing that you were in fact busy all day and did not have any time to do anything that was not scheduled by her.

The Yama has you studying the notoriously complex laws of the afterlife, with the intent of having you one day join her at her side as her top aide full time so that you no longer have to be apart at all. Of course being who she is, she is not willing to make an exception even for you and insists that you meet the qualifications for the position and earn it legitimately. You may be eternal in the afterlife but she would still prefer that this happen sooner rather than later so she is having you studying as hard as you can. Perhaps not so bad if you had a background in law in life but it may seem like a daunting if not outright impossible task if you never had a mind for it before.

More often than not, the Yama feels as though she is nothing more than a slave driver but she still shows the odd display of affection. Relatively small things like taking your hand in hers when you seem particularly stressed or leaning against you during a quiet moment of peace. You know why she is doing all of this and what she wants from you but she seems to be holding herself back from taking it. Even in moments when she comes close, when her lips come dangerously close to touching yours, she always pulls back, always saying something about how "we" aren't ready yet.

Maybe she just wants to know that she wasn't wrong about you and that you can live up to the expectations she placed upon you. It could be that only once you have proven her right that she will feel comfortable with taking the next step and truly making you hers. Until that day comes, she will be watching in one way or another, constantly making sure that your potential is not being squandered.

>>46819181
>Even in moments when she comes close, when her lips come dangerously close to touching yours, she always pulls back, always saying something about how "we" aren't ready yet.
Eiki a cute

I got Tenshi. Depending on when this takes place, I might become a celestial

I'll just tell her NO.

I don't know how to feel about this

>>46819284
You're going to Alice!!!

>>46819279
What if she sends a bear to scare you?

>>46819287
Even better, she's coming to me!

>>46819293
Bears only attack women

>>46819284
>>46819293
If I had to choose between finding a bear in a forest alone or finding an Alice in a forest alone, I would pick the bear, since I know the worst the bear will do is eat me.

>>46819181
>(male, she's not silly enough to leave you alone with another woman all day)
Eiki knows her stuff. I like that dispite being a yandere she remains impartial and lawful. Very unquiet and Eiki-like

>>46819340
What would Alice do?

>>46819373
Be a creep towards you for tge rest of your life >>46766046

>>46819293
The bear will come back pregnant. Yes even a male bear.

>>46819284
You're lucky! Alice is a good woman. Don't believe all the weird rumors they spread about her.
>>46819340
Alice wouldn't hurt Anon or do anything unwholesome to him. Why do you post things like this?

Surely there are no consequences to snuggling Alice tightly

>>46819416
It could be worse. It's probably safest to just give in

What can she even do? She's stuck in the future. I guess I'm safe.

>>46819518
She has Maribel/Yukari working as her wing-woman. And I doubt Maribel/Yukari will be cool with her best friend dying a virgin.

>>46819524
If Maribel was a good friend, she would tell her that it's unhealthy to fall in love with someone from the distant past.

>>46819532
Thankfully, Maribel isn't a good friend. She's a great friend who is going to make her best friend's dream come true, no matter what!

>>46819411
Name: /jp/ no Anon
Race: Human
Threat level: Extremely High
Human friendship level: Extremely High
Places of Activity: All over Gensokyou, /jp/
Activities: Browsing the Internet
Example Spell Cards: Degenerate Sign: "Pragnancy for All"
Ability: Capable of impregnating anyone and everything

>>46819560
Neat I'm halfway to earning my place in a Greek myth, which I'm certain will not be for hubris because I'm far too clever to fall for that old one.

>>46819538
Even if they could get here, I don't think there's much they can do.

>>46819423
Of course there are consequences. The consequence is you and Alice falling more and more in love. But it's a good consequence, yes?
>>46819457
"Could be worse", Alice is the best wife in Gensokyo. Alice is kind and helpful. Alice even helps Reimu keep Mima sealed, and in return Reimu just spreads weird rumors about Alice! Alice just wants someone to commit to her, someone to truly love her, someone who can make up for all the years of being called a weirdo. Alice wants someone who won't judge her for liking dolls, and in turn Alice won't judge your interests. Alice is also a powerful magician. It's dangerous in Gensokyo. Alice can keep you safe, yes?

>>46819605
anon, Merry already travels to the past in her dreams AND can bring things back with her, and the latest CD said that Renko was willing to commit crimes just to find Merry, so don't think that just because you're in the past, you're safe.

>>46819605
This might have been true in the first CD, since then Maribel has gotten much more powerful

>>46819784
Stop talking about yourself in the third person, it's just creepy

>>46819605
They can punch you

>>46819797
The crimes in question:

>>46819820
Renko is such a scary yandere! Mercy Renko, mercy!

*Bursts into your House*
"AYAYA~"
*Flings a Newspaper into your Face*
"YOU SHOULD BUY MY NEWSPAPER NOW"
*Takes a Panty Shot of You*
"WE GOT A NEW GIRLS KISSING SECTION"
*gives you a passionate French Kiss*
"I will always be watching you, see you around ;)"
*LEAVES*

>>46819820
Never underestimate the power of autistic rage.

>>46819820
she also maybe broke into merry's house unless she had a key and ransacked the place to take the paper she mailed her
renko is at least half-unhinged and will not consider laws as something worth preventing her from her one true love

>>46819518
I got younger hotter Yukari (Merry).

We can be victims together anon.

hot sweaty tank sex with my engineer wife who won't let me leave her sight without several heavy weapons

>>46819846
What are the odds they both fall in love with men from the same year in the distant past!

>>46819810
I'm not Alice! That's absurd! There is no internet in Gensokyo, where Alice waits for a good husband.

>>46819518
>>46819846
>>46819857
Renko and Maribel are best friends who usually stick together, and that would need to apply to things they do with their boyfriends too! Not sharing them of course, that's not at all on the table.

But you'll all have sex in the same room together. In separate beds, but still close by so Maribel and Renko can provide commentary and feedback about their own and the other's sex.

Yes, this is extremely autistic and awkward, and unhinged. This is what it's like in the Hifuu Club.

>>46819869
they're going to autistically ramble about hawking's theories or proving the super unified theory while fucking and you're going to enjoy it because if you don't, the other one will beat the shit out of you for upsetting your yanwife

>>46819869
>This is what it's like in the Hifuu Club
Did Sumireko do this too?

>>46819869
Imagine living in a big house with your wife, her best friend and her best friend's husband! Sounds really wholesome and cute! Sure, the neighbours are gonna spread weird rumors, but so what. You have four people to split the chores and costs of living among with. You'll never be lonely again.

And with such an exciting wife who gets into all kinds of adventures with her bestie, you'll never be bored again! I'm sure they wouldn't want to leave you or the other guy out of them either. It's just no fair. You're coming along, and they're not negotiating about it. You made a promise to stay close. Always.

>>46819869
>>46819894
I still have one question, do they move to the present or are we going to the future?

>>46816786
>The Hakurei Shrine Experience
It's my theory that KMS walked so HSE could flail and that HSE is mainly responsible for the huge uptick in writing quantity and quality. Everyone who sharpened their knives on the spin-off of a fanfic is spilling over now that the thread has slowed down.
It was basically a writing incubator since the project was easy to hop on to, your work could be used by others, and you got to compare your work to others in the same narrative. Even the bad work was worth it because it made some common writefag issues apparent, like making the story too complex(one simple idea is infinitely better then five bad ideas).
The one HUGE lesson we should take away from the HSE for future collaborative writing projects is to have a clear end date once the work starts to dip in quality, if the ending was written in January the story would've been much better for it, but hindsight's 20/20 on that.Fat chance of that every happening again though lol.
>>46819181
I like it. Imagine if you were struggling to meet her expectations and Shiki started to become a little more unhinged trying to figure out why. Her lesson plan should be perfect after all, maybe you were deliberately being slow because you dreaded the thought of being by her side? She'd never go full-on psycho since she's a rationale Yama after all, it'd be more like a slow boiling angst you'd occasionally get a glimpse of, like her having a frustration cry and hating herself because if your not living up to your potential it must be her fault because she's in charge of you and has all the power in the relationship. It'd be gut wrenching since you'd feel at fault for doing poorly and making her cry, so you'd 'try harder', burn out, and just make the situation worse. I don't know where that would really lead to, since it's not like either of you can die from burnout, maybe eventually Shiki does lose it and resigns or you work up the nerve to tell her that your not the quality of person she thinks you are which might make her just double down on you.

>>46819784
Why does she put gunpowder in her dolls?

>>46819885
Sumireko was the only member of the Secret Breeding Club at the time, so it did not apply to her.

>>46819877
Maybe not "beat the shit", but the other would be permitted to use punishment methods if necessary. Thanks to their deep (autistic) friendship, along with knowing that the other has a boyfriend, Renko/Maribel would be willing to trust Maribel/Renko touching her boyfriend at all. Now God help if some other hussy dared lay a finger on one of the boyfriends, as both girls would retaliate. One for daring to sully her boyfriend, and the other for daring to sully her best friend's boyfriend.

The more I think about it, the more it seems like if you date Renko or Maribel, it's like you're getting an additional yandere. Not that her love would be romantic, but strictly platonic and supportive of her best friend. That makes them quite unique, in terms of our Touhou yanderes, since most would be quite content to just shove you in her house and wouldn't dream of trusting another woman near you.

>>46819894
You never have to worry about being bored or lonely, that's true! However, you will need to brace yourself for their strange esoteric lectures, papers, or ramblings about strange peudoscience, metaphysics, and God knows what else. Pray whatever hyperfixation they develop doesn't lead to a very out-there adventure for you! And speaking of, the looks other people will give you when you go out on these adventures together. The group hugs, the weird speeches, the discussions on Japan's esotericism, each girl holding their boyfriend's hand while they journey into some countryside in an effort to discover some long-ancient secret, your quartet will draw some strange looks! Renko and Maribel might be too autistic to notice how much your group will break convention, so you'll have to either suck it up and endure the awkwardness, or fully immerse yourself in their otherworldly perception of this realm!

>>46819920
I would say don't question it. If you ask them about the future or present, it might spark an idea for them to pick a fourth option, one that's not "past". Just follow the flow, I think that's the best advice anyone can give for the Hifuu Club!

>>46819885
She was a terminally online zoomer. That's all, nothing more.

>>46819952
Self defense

>>46819831
I can see this happening, Aya is pretty much a looney tunes character

>>46819973
>brace yourself for their strange esoteric lectures
>a very out-there adventure
>group hugs
>each girl holding their boyfriend's hand
>journey into some countryside
>to discover some long-ancient secret
>Renko and Maribel might be too autistic
>fully immerse yourself in their otherworldly perception of this realm
I...I want this. I want this so bad it's unreal. It's actually hurting me emotionally. Why did you do this to me, anon?

>>46819973
>brace yourself for their strange esoteric lectures
I already have a plan for when this happens: I'll try to one-up them, and, depending on the topic, I think I could.
What I'm afraid of is Renko starting to talk about physics, because there I'm utterly outclassed.

>>46819978
Makes sense. I'm sorry I was suspicious of you, Alice.

>>46819820
wow, even her antisocial behavior is cute
you are truly a lucky lad, Renko anon

>>46816940
Writefagging begets more writefagging. I read a couple things in one of the transformation threads and got a niggling to write a post out. It's really a wonder how a single prompt can get you thinking about a story idea even if it was unintentional by the poster, and other anons writing just gives you an excuse to do something and have fun. It helps that /jp/ has a larger character limit than most boards. Plus there's more posts where I can steal ideas from.
Honestly I rather have writefags shitting up threads. It is original content and lets us be creative and stave off board stagnation a little longer. At least there is effort in the posts and gives you something fun to do in a thread that would probably otherwise be an image dump. Another bonus is it puts some stuff out into the wider AO3 and fanfiction sites for others to read, someone somewhere is ruing that there isn't any XYZ Touhou stories.
>>46819925
I just want it to end so I can read back through where I dropped it last fucking DECEMBER. All I'm really looking forward to is to see the rumored mythical endings for the characters I like.

>>46819181
>>46819925
I came into this thread expecting simple yandere stuff, not angst from two people wanting what they perceive to be the best for the other and struggling to achieve that. I like it, but God would it be miserable failing to live up to Eiki's expectations.

>>46819989
>>46820014
The four of you sit at a Japanese rest stop deep in the mountains. It's the only flash of civilization for miles, with thick forested mountains separating it from villages as far as the eye can see. Renko pulls out her smartphone while Maribel fiddles with the selfie stick, before she finally pulls it up, each girl with her arm around her boyfriend, pulling everyone together for a group selfie. A friendly woman walks over and asks if she can help take the picture, but Renko and Maribel just glare at her. The silence is incredibly awkward, and the woman walks away, unsure what had happened. Smiles return to the faces of the girls as they snap the picture.

The bus going back to the city won't be until later that day, so you've plenty of time. Maribel scouts ahead while Renko stays back, rambling on about her latest study. She recently learned of this ancient Western saint, St. Christopher. He was depicted as a dog-headed man, a cynocephali, in many ancient depictions, and was said to be a cruel man who eventually turned to Christ. Once he carried Christ over a river, he was cured of his dog-headed-ness. Renko says that she heard this dog-headed depiction was just a strange translation issue with the word cananite, but Renko proposes a new theory - what if these cynocephali were, as ancient sources recorded, real, but when St. Christopher carried Christ over a river, God altered reality to change the past itself, turning these dog-people human? She rambles on about the metaphysics, but it all goes past your head.

Maribel meanwhile announces that she has something, so you all gather around to look. It's a small shrub. You ask if this is it, and Maribel laughs. "Of course not, it's in front of the shrub!" The only thing you see in front is a squirming caterpillar. Maribel laughs even more at this, saying you're one of the funniest people she knows. You see nothing though, you're adamant about this and say so. Eventually, your repeated denial begins to make the girls get flustered. It's there, why can't you see it? The other boyfriend stays silent, whether out of shyness, confusion, submission, or what you can't say. Renko grabs you by the neck and pulls you closer to the ground. You struggle (Renko's grip has always been shockingly strong), and when you're able to wiggle out of her grasp you notice that you're in a purple void. All four of you are.

You struggle to breathe, what is this place? Is this hell, this can't be real. Your Hifuu girlfriend holds your hand and offers you a warm look. "See? We told you, didn't we?" You try to formulate words about how this situation is absurd and horrifying, but you can't. All you can do is grip to the side of your lover, face buried in her clothes.

You all float freely for a while, until Renko comes across a floating decahedron, and kicks it. Reality snaps back into place. It's sunset and you're all laying in a grassy knoll, cicadas chirping above you and the sun saying goodnight to this summer day. The girls then begin to excitedly laugh and start rolling together, including you and the other boyfriend. Maribel congrats Renko, because this has proven her theory on the flux of dark matter's hydrogenetic influence on a person's memories. You're dead certain you've never heard either girl mention such a thing before, but it doesn't matter. Today seems to have been a rousing victory for the Hifuu Club.

You've all missed the bus, so all there is to do is camp out under the stars. Despite it being summer, the night has managed to get somewhat cool, so you've all laid together for warmth. You're forced to cuddle to the side of your lover, as she has her arms around both you and her best friend. If any passerby decided to delve this deep into the forest, they might wonder what on Earth these autistic weirdos were doing, clinging together. But thankfully, there would be no soul delving into these ancient mountains tonight. None but your own, and the dreams of youkai above you. Tonight, the Hifuu Club would sleep soundly, knowing that the four of them had managed to solve another mystery, and one of many more to come in the future. As lovers until the end of time, and best friends until the end of time. An inseparable quartet.

>>46820095
>you're all laying in a grassy knoll
oh my god, renko killed kennedy

I don't think I'll ever meet her in the first place so I doubt she'll turn into a yanhu

Also, isn't she married?

>>46820132
You're going to get lost one day, and on that day you will be found on the moon driven half mad by the purity of the lunar surface by Yorihime who tries to send you back before Toyohime stops both of you and invites you to stay for a while.

>>46819973
>a fourth option
I think I know what that means

>>46820132
She is married, but they are related. The Lunar Capital might need some non-inbred babies every so often.

>>46820132
Anon, she can be in your room right now if she wanted. She makes Yukari's stalking look like child's play.

>>46820321
no, toyohime married a rough earth man
it's yorihime who's fucking her nephew's brain's out

>>46820335
Yeah, my bad, I forgot

If touhou writefagging is coming back can we bring back quests? I enjoyed those a lot.

Anyways, I got Sagume. I think I'll be fine, there's no way she can say anything. Least she's quiet.

>>46815412
>Jo'on
What even is she going to do, keep me poor and dependent on her?

>>46820355
That's exactly what we went over last thread.

>>46820354
Mods would delete those because they would interfere with vtuber threads. Though you're better off going to touhou-project.com which already has the userbase and infrastructure for that

>>46820095
I like how you managed to keep it ambigous as to who you are coupled with.

Honestly all of that just sounds so lovely and fun. I guess getting sucked into some weird purple limbo would be a bit terrifying, but that got resolved quickly too.

Also
>Renko's grip has always been shockingly strong
Yeah. You get it.

>>46820095
I'm glad to see these two anons and their yanhus got a happy ending

>>46820335
Yeah, a "rough earth man" who happens to be directly descended from Amaterasu herself.
He's the one with the noble pedigree, anon, not the slimy slut he married.

>>46815412
Now what?

>>46820857
I hope you like children, anon! Not that Eika can conceive any herself, but she expects you to be an upstanding father to all the orphan souls in her realm. I hope you enjoy stacking stones.

>>46820857
Her ears look weird...

>>46820901
Well, I can stand her alone, but not the whole colony. Stacking stones is kinda fun, though.
>>46821125
Which makes her look special!

>>46815412
Guy's, I'm scared.
I mean I totally love my bird wife. Haha, yes!

>>46821292
Okuu is too dumb to really come up with a plan to hurt you but beware any chick who talks to you.

>>46820095
I can only imagine the mental conversations anon boyfriend 1 and 2 have together when they get some semblance of alone time.

>>46821297
Besides the Atomic Annie on her arm you mean?
There's just no escaping the bremssralung birb, all of gensokyo rests on her not deciding to go blow it up again and the easiest way of accomplishing that is to make sure you're with her at all times.
On the plus side, you'll be treated to free Yagokoro health insurance, 1st class. Silver linings here.

>>46816786
Any day now it's going to get slightly out of hand and alert the moderation, leading to another board-wide ban of fanfiction and the writers leaving to create a new THP.

History is cyclical.

>>46819518
>>46819857
>>46819920
It's funny to read how Renko anon slowly got convinced to accept his fate

>>46819284
As a yanhu, Alice is only dangerous if you refuse her, otherwise she's just weird. At least she won't make you have sex with her in the same room as Marisa and her boyfriend.
As a safety measure, stack up on shovels.

>>46821736
Yeah, she'll just make you have sex with her dolls while Marisa watches. Totally different.

>>46821847
That's absurd, her dolls are way too small for that.

>>46821477
In the rare times that they do have some alone times together (Renko and Maribel are pretty clingy, and paranoid at times!) the conversations are probably just coordination about how to deal with their girlfriends' latest hyperfixation.

Though who knows, if Renko and Maribel are the bestest of friends, wouldn't it logically dictate that their boyfriends would also become the bestest of friends too? Maybe in Renko and Maribel's worldview, this is the most logical thing, so they might just expect this friendship to blossom between the two of you!

>>46821866
>her dolls are way too small for that
not anymore

>>46821705
What can I say? Renko is a very charming young woman.
It's weird I didn't start liking her earlier since I'm interested in both physics and mysticism.

>>46822104
Why would Alice want me to cuck both her and her friend with one of her dolls?

>>46821866
They're very flexible, anon. You can make it work.
Besides, you love Alice, don't you? Don't you want to make Alice happy? If you don't show Alice your love, she might get very upset, and you wouldn't want that, right?

>>46820368
Isn't there also /qst/?

>>46822165
That's why you always bring a shovel with you

>>46815412
I am so goddamn lucky! A incredibily smart, gorgeous, competent and loyal doctor! She's even talking about making some kind of elixir really good for health as I won't ever get sick again! Told you lads, nothing can go wrong with Miss Yagokoro!

>>46822710
Dude, your doctor is old...

>>46820095
>God would it be miserable failing to live up to Eiki's expectations.
I don't have a single academic bone in my body. I would have no choice but to ask her to simply send me to hell.

>>46822710
>Eirin
>Special elixir
Anon, you should stop being this clueless and run as fast as you can... This woman is a bigger threat than sickness, world hunger, war, niggers on the street, the council, death, end of the world, big corpos, ayys lmao, ohio, Satan himself,all the insane yandere girls, Junko having special needs to make a whole football team reunited.
tl;dr run or you're fucked.

>>46820095
Imagine a series of stories about Maribel, Renko and the two anons looking for the Holy Grail.

>>46822710
I've seen how this goes, you'll be wired up to a bed in Eientei getting funny juice pumped into you so Eirin knows where you are at every single second for the rest of your life. No escape, and she'll pump you full of happy drugs too so that you don't need to think about anything. She's a god, anon. Her way of thinking is completely alien.
>>46820075
What characters do you even like? Half of them are either awfully written, or good ideas being wasted on awful writers.

>>46823015
>What characters do you even like? Half of them are either awfully written, or good ideas being wasted on awful writers.
Go to the HSE threads to bitch about or praise the project, please

Newfag here. Don't know anything about touhou, just like reading and think they're cute. How can I find more cute yanhu stories? Is there a sort of collection or site? Only thing I can think of rn is going through an archive for threads with yanhu in the name

>>46823179
Archive is probably your best bet. Some of the longer ones get uploaded elsewhere but the shorter ones tend to either fall through the cracks or only remain as screenshots taken by whoever liked it at the time.

>>46823179
Try ao3 there's a couple posted there, some made from prompts in these threads and decently long to tell a full story

>>46822730
Yes, and?
>>46822868
>>46823015
Don't worry about this lads, there is no red flags, everything is okay. The rabbits is already the guinea pigs for that kind of stuff and to be fair I am kind of curious about the special elixir she's talking about... Didn't asked much about it tho.

>>46822165
If it makes Alice happy, I'm willing to do it, but only this time.

>>46816621
(1/2)
Following Yukari's gaze, Reimu could see you pointing at the gap youkai with your finger trembling ever so slightly. This told her all she needed to know.
"...If I had to guess, I'd say you.", said Reimu. "What did you do to him?"
"Ohoho, nothing bad. I just gave him a warning of what can happen when one unseals youkai books", said Yukari, hiding her laugh behind her purple fan.
Reimu sighed. She seemed relatively relieved at this not being the incident she was thinking, but still annoyed at the youkai's shenanigans.
"As long as you don't hurt villagers, I guess that's fair. Hey, you", Reimu now talked at you, "I hope you learned your lesson, so from now on don't be reading things that'll give me troublesome work, got it? That includes having her", she pointed at Yukari, "show up uninvited even more than she already does."
With that, Reimu picked her broom again and walked away with the book, saying something about taking a nap and going later to have a talk with Kosuzu, but not before adding,
"Yukari, you take responsibility for him. I don't want to hear about a villager missing in the forest later."
This left you now alone with... Er? Where did she go?
"Right here~", you heard her voice coming from behind your shoulder.
You twisted in a startled jump and saw her floating there again. Does this youkai have no sense of personal space?
And what was up with her being acquainted with Reimu? Weren't the Hakurei supposed to be youkai exterminators? She just showed up to her shrine and they were speaking like friends!
"What even is happening...", you said, taking your hands to the sides of your head.
"Aww, don't look so bummed out. I was just having a little fun. Besides, weren't you the one who called me?"
"Called you...?", you asked.
"Oh, even now I can hear you repeating 'The Gap Youkai, The Gap Youkai' under your breath as you read that book. You should consider yourself lucky you didn't release something more powerful from it; that manuscript was an encyclopaedia of some of Gensokyo's oldes-", she stopped herself, "er, most powerful youkai. Naturally, I would be included there, but you could have met an evil spirit or an oni instead. Would you rather have had that?"
"Er, what? No?"
"Wonderful! Oh, but you still look so glum. Is it because of the book? I suppose that girl won't give it back. If anything, she'll likely make it harder for villagers to get their hands on them."

>>46815412
I like these kind of threads desu

>>46824976
(2/2)
Strange as this entire situation was, you found yourself beginning to agree with what she was saying, the fear from earlier giving way to some kind of dejection over how this was turning out. You found Suzunaan's books fascinating, risky as they were, and having them taken away was just sad. More so when something so interesting had come out of them.
Interesting?
Yes, you couldn't help but admit it to yourself. From the moment you read this youkai's entry, you were captivated, and mixed along the fear had also been excitement, a dangerous thrill from seeing one of the youkai of legend up close. It was a welcome break from a dull life of work at the village. Had you been hoping to summon something when you began reading these books? Mad as that sounded, you couldn't help but think there could be some truth in this.
The youkai's voice once again snapped you out of your thoughts. She had moved, and her face was now so close to her, you could see her long eyelashes.
You took a step back, and she smiled again with her hands on her cheeks.
"Though if that is the case, you need not worry. Were I you, I would be more preoccupied with returning home. It is getting awfully dark, wouldn't you agree? Youkai will begin to come out and roam soon, and a human like you wouldn't last an hour alone lost in the forest." She hid her face behind her fan again, and you could swear she was giggling. Did she find all of this funny?
You would have begun feeling annoyed at her, but she spoke sooner than that.
"I suppose the least I can do is show you the way back."
At that moment, the gap she was sticking out of started... rotating. Its rough eye shape became vertical, and it became longer reaching the ground and allowing her to step out of it as she lifted her long skirt slightly, careful not to trip on it. By her gestures, she seemed used to doing this.
She stood beside it, holding a closed parasol in one hand. Now that she was out of the gap, you could begin to see more of her figure. As in that image you had seen, she was wearing that silly hat, a purple frilly dress, long white gloves and several ribbons on her long, blond hair, her neck, hat and... everywhere. You only noticed now even the gap she had come out of, and her parasol, had ribbons. You also noticed how she was taller than you expected; your own height barely surpassed hers. She seemed... elegant. Refined, even. She then extended her open palm, covered by that silky glove, inviting you... in?
There should have been no way you were even considering this. She was a youkai! But there you were, hesitating on whether to take her hand. It wasn't as though you could not get back on your own. It wasn't that dark, at any rate. With luck, you'd find your way. Probably.
But your curiosity got the best of you. Wasn't this like how this affair started? You might as well follow through with it at this point. You shyly extended your hand and put it over hers, first grazing it with your fingertips, then settling onto its smooth, gloved surface. It was warm...
Having secured you, she disappeared back into her gap, gently tugging you along. With luck, you thought, you'd come out of it again alive.

I cant see the way this could go wrong (lets ignore the eggplant Yandere already lusting for her)

>>46818048
And keep you safe she will!
>>46817164
To be honest, I doubt ChatGPT can really capture characters. I would expect it to be mostly generic dialogue without editing.
>>46820075
I very much enjoy reading other anons' stories. Threads feel alive and interesting to come back to when they are regularly posted. Perhaps in the future I should upload the things I've written to AO3.

>>46825054
you can't see because you're already in the palm of her hand. Zanmu isn't like other yanhus in that there will be no chasing. You'll already be hers from the very start.

>>46819275
>Depending on when this takes place
it happens on 2024, this month, this same day

>>46819952
Why do you put tannerite on your garden gnomes? Yes, the Feds.

>>46819831
Annoying but still lovely, it would be nice helping her spice things up

>Junko
What would she even do?

>>46824976
>>46825005
surely, having been told off by the shrine maiden. Yukari will just send him home and let this little incident be resolved.

>>46825079
>You'll already be hers from the very start.
And that is a good thing!

>>46825159
Supposing there is any space left in her for something that is not hatred, she might purify your love for you? It would not be pretty though

>>46825159
i imagine her having lost every semblance of personal space, being with you 24/7 and smiling creepily the whole time. physical contact is a must if she ever have to look at anything that isnt you. she will never listen to any protests and will simply smile at you whilst you're yelling and crying. always replying to it by mentioning how cute you are and how she would never let anything separate you from her no matter what happens.
it will be the most pure and unfiltered love, if a bit one sided

how safe am I?

>>46825229
>if a bit one sided
Lets just hope she doesn't purify the love you have for her

>>46825229
Sounds lovely. I hope that, with time, talking won't just be to her, but with her.

>>46825259
Not in the slightest, she'll kick your door down and drag you back to the Aki household and forcefeed you sweet potatoes for sustinence.
She's kind of like a Windows Kana in that she'd be utterly terrified of dying alone, so she'll use [you] to fulfill her wifey needs.
On the plus side, angsty artist girlfriend with thunder thighs. Lots to consider here.

>>46825259
The Painter of Leaves is a good goddess that won't do any harm. She just wants you to become a priest for her. One that never leaves the forest where she resides. You will tend most of the year to the plants and animals. It's during the autumns that you get to embrace your beloved goddess.

And if you were to try to leave the forest, well...Gensokyo can be dangerous, even the forest where you live in, if you lack the blessing of the Painter of Leaves...

>>46825265
why would she purify what in her eyes is perfection?

HELP

>>46825320
Anon becomes a shrine maiden!

>>46825327
Congratulations anon! The next time you step out of the village you're getting a special one-way trip up Youkai Mountain.

>>46825777
A special one-way trip?
What does that mean?

>>46825327
Why say help? Calm down. I know you've heard many rumors that tengu are sexist, racist, rapists, and kidnappers, but that's not true, and it's especially not true for Megumu. She's a daitengu for a reason, she is a very respectable lady! Please calm down, nothing bad will happen to you. You can walk outside, hell you can even venture out of the human village if you'd like. Go ahead, stretch your legs and enjoy the fresh air. Trust me, it's entirely safe for even the most pathetic of humans to wander out.

>>46825957
>"Why say help? Calm down. I know you've heard many rumors that tengu are sexist, racist, rapists, and kidnappers, but that's not true, and it's especially not true for Megumu. She's a daitengu for a reason, she is a very respectable lady! Please calm down, nothing bad will happen to you. You can walk outside, hell you can even venture out of the human village if you'd like. Go ahead, stretch your legs and enjoy the fresh air. Trust me, it's entirely safe for even the most pathetic of humans to wander out."

>>46825962
hey i'm pretty pathetic and could easily go missing without anyone noticing. that sounds ideal for me

>>46825962
I automatically trust and believe this poster!

>>46825005
Being alone with a man for several minutes AND holding his hand? She could drop him on his face in front of his house immediately and it would still be her most successful date ever.

>>46825985
Anon, don't listen to these lies. You don't want to end up a tengu's boytoy. You deserve a better life than as a househusband.

Am i dead the moment i see her?

>>46826420
I wouldn't worry. Worse that'll happen is she eats your mcdonald's.

>>46826446
I pray that doesnt mean something important like organ.

>>46826420
She would feel bad about using her power on you so she'll just try to convince you to kill yourself instead.

>>46826497
How would she do that, does she sets up some kind of elaborate scheme like Yukari?

>>46826531
I was trying to think of a scenario but then it occurred to me that she is not exactly a conventional ghost and probably doesn't need such a scenario for a relationship to work. She's not confined to the Netherworld and there's nothing physically preventing mortals from visiting her either aside from general threats to safety which would not be a problem if Yuyuko is the one that brought you there.

Sure she'll have to have you die eventually once your mortality starts becoming an issue but I don't see it being a problem for a while. Maybe a more slow burn scenario would work with her.

Imagine trying to have an innocent dinner with Yukari when she starts talking about the sheer number of men and women she had Ran hack apart and serve for dinner and threatens you with the same thing if you ever betray her...

>>46826657
Would she think less of me if I asked her for seconds after she said that?

>>46826672
She'd think you're funny!

>>46821736
>she won't make you have sex with her in the same room as Marisa and her boyfriend
That's only because Marisa doesn't have a boyfriend

>>46821292
Anon you got a lifespan of maybe a few days and that last part will be awful. Radiation poisoning is a shit way to go bro.

>>46825005
>>46824976
So cute~ blushing schoolgirl gappy is adorable!

>>46826599
She will probably make sure you live a life that will definitely end up with Eiki sending you to her realm

>>46826977
Depending on how exactly her nuclear fusion works it might not have any radioactive byproducts. It's a risk worth taking.

I went outside the village and instantly got grabbed by tengu
After we got to the mountain the weird fox lady led me to Megumu's room where she was holding and dryhumping a pillow with my face on it.
The fox ran away and the Daitengu is just staring at me in shock?
What do I do?

>>46827133
try to act casual
if she starts to cry your gonna have a hard time

>>46827126
Yeah but where do you think she gets all that helium-3?

>>46824193
Update : I drank the special elixir and I don't feel anything perticular. Expect than it's tasted very bad.

>>46827259
Take another sip from it Anon, the second time is better, though they say that the third is the best!

>>46826420
You are dead before you can even see her.
Your best chance it to hide in a church or a buddhist temple and hope she it too lazy to use her power.

The Dine-and-Dash Dynasty will rise again, and no old tanuki will get in our way this time!

Arisu...

>>46827133
This is your only chance to escape anon. You need to say something lewd like "You know it feels better with two people" and hope she gets so embarrassed she kicks you out.

This Thread is filled with degeneracy and delusions...

If you guys don't repent and change your ways, you will surely go to Hell when you die.

>>46827271
That's what she said Anon! And I drank all of it as prescripted by her! Eirin is amazing!

Who is the Yander 2hu?

Going by fanarts I've seen so far it seems to be Koishi

>>46827616
Anon it didn't work and now she has hearts for pupils wha

>>46822710
Meh, that doesn't sound like Eirin at all. You gotta be a little creative, anon, especially with a character like her who already teeters on the edge of sanity.
Really, if the good doctor ever found herself interested in a man, I imagine that plan would involve drugging and brainwashing him, letting him rampage across the village, and then convincing the villagers to put him into her care for "treatment", gaslighting the poor guy into thinking he's a monster and using his guilt to control him and keep him confined inside of Eientei.
I don't think she'd make him immortal, either. Death is only natural, after all. She might not even really be all that obsessed with him; perhaps this is just a momentary bit of fun along the course of eternity, just a little hobby for her during your lifetime.

There's a lot of stuff you can do with inhuman yandere girls, really. Just gotta consider the possibilities a little.

>>46827852
>I don't think she'd make him immortal, either. Death is only natural, after all. She might not even really be all that obsessed with him; perhaps this is just a momentary bit of fun along the course of eternity, just a little hobby for her during your lifetime.
That sounds a bit antithetical to a yandere honestly if her love is just something shallow and fleeting.

>>46827688
Parsee probably. Koishi will tire of anyone as quickly as she became interested in them.

>>46827931
If its yan love then even the kosh will remember you

>>46827852
>letting him rampage across the village, and then convincing the villagers to put him into her care
this exact thing happened at the end of a doujin

>>46827852
Man if I had an immortal wife and found out she was withholding the process from me I would dedicate my life to finding a way to drag her down to my level and take that immortality away. Now both of us get to die in the mud like fleeting humans.

>>46827958
anon you could get rid of her hourai immortality and she'd still outlive you by millions of years because she's literally one of THE gods

>>46827997
She may be a god, but she's also a big fat jerk, so there

>>46827958
And why does some human deserve immortality?

>>46827688
I'd say Alice

>>46827997
But now she can be slain.
>>46828015
It's me, the light of her life. The fact that she did not want that light to shine eternal is a personal insult.

>>46827908
There's nothing that demands a yandere needs to be in love forever. A girl could obsess over a guy for a week before murdering him and moving on to someone else and she'd still count as one. It just needs to be a particularly deranged kind of love.
And Eirin is especially alien in her thinking even by Touhou standards, with a cold ruthlessness that exceeds even the youkai. She'd remember the time with her unfortunate husband forever, but her time with him doesn't need to last forever, too.
>>46827945
Yeah, it's pretty good. I like it when the relationship is well and truly messed up. Really play up the inhuman aspects of the characters.
Pic related is a good story, too, though it's not porn and not really yandere.
>>46827958
Sounds like fun. I'm sure Eirin will have a good time undermining all your efforts and appreciate all the spite you're putting into this.

>>46828126
>>46828126
>appreciate all the spite you're putting into this.
Eirin laughing as I scream and hammer a nail that was supposed used in Christ's crucifixion into her heart (it doesn't work.)

>>46828140
You're supposed to nail it into your own heart for superpowers dude.

>>46828155
Taking the nail out and hammering it into my own heart but just dying because it's now contaminated with her blood!

>>46827958
>>46828047
That's pretty self-centered of you anon

>>46828155
You have to fight (and die to) full power Remilia afterwards.

It's the rules.

>>46827259
>>46827656
ANON YOU DID FUCKING WHAT?!
>>46827852
Nigga, this is the Yandere thread. Not the pseudo-grimsokyo Yangire or some stuff like that; Keep that shit in the Grimsokyo thread please. Eirin would definitely make the subject of her love into a immortal being so they can stay together for eternity and beyond, regardless of he said no or not. She protected her princess against death and everything around, she can "protect" her little "prince" too against it.
By the way, other grimsokyofags, the grim thread is few more pages down.

>>46828126
>There's nothing that demands a yandere needs to be in love forever.
That is quite literally the point, why is the women in your fantasies a slut who uses you like a rag?

>>46827718
This means you picked the wrong (right) season to take your special one way trip up Youkai Mountain.
Congratulations.

>>46816786
Honestly i's pretty annoying, can't they just go to ao3 or whatever, 4chan isn't the place form them to publish their fanfiction.

>>46829962
you need to go back

>>46829984
I don't come to 4chan to read low quality fanfiction shat out of somebody's ass.
They either invade other threads or shit up the catalog with their generals, no matter what it's a problem.

>>46830013
Tourist-kun, perhaps /v/ or /a/ is more your speed

>>46830073
Maybe fanfiction dot net or Ao3 is more your speed.

>>46830013
Leave.

>>46830101
Sadly, board culture does not change for one man

>>46830101
You are the only one that uses he term fanfiction and you get humiliated every time
Genuinely, go back to where you came from

>>46828334
You must watch these threads religiously.

We do a little tomfoolery

>>46831126
WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU

So would Aya write about you obsessively or try to keep you a secret?

>>46831369
>So would Aya write about you obsessively or try to keep you a secret?
She'd have private journals for herself about you that she'd fill obsessively like the killer in Seven.
Otherwise Aya would have you stay at home, in the nest, with the intention of keeping you as a house husband, would probably be really patronizing about how dumb she thinks you are and casually dismiss any suggestions of you going out "you'll get kidnapped you know?". Aya would want to spend more time with you, but also knows that if she's not out and about, other Tengu will start asking questions, so it's a constant struggle for her to keep up both lives.
The ultimate endgame is to have you so busy raising her children that you don't have time for anything else but family. Aya's a smart bird after all.

>>46831369
she wouldn't risk word getting out, or you going outside lest you catch another's eye

>>46830013
fanfiction has been posted on /jp/ longer than you've been alive

>>46831369
She would use her newspaper to isolate you by writing awful things about you

>>46831428
you should heed her warnings. if the white wolves get even a single whiff of man smell, then they'll be scouring the whole mountain for the intruder.

>>46831482
You can't run faster than them. You can't hide from telegnosis. You can't ever mask your scent. Going to the Youkai Mountain is sealing your fate. Once you enter their territory there's no getting out. If you're lucky you'll become the Daitengu's pet, otherwise you're going to be passed around the patrol barracks. it's a real shame mumumu does mostly futa on male, the art is really good, but not once have I thought GIWTWM

Is this doll made by that strange doll maker just or less weird then it's creator? There's surely no need for me to worry about any danger since it's so small. I sometimes catch it looking from the forest at my house, any help would be appreciated

>>46831422
>"you'll get kidnapped you know?"
What if I become strong enough where even the strongest enneties in Gensokyo would think twice before trying something?

>>46831422
The only thing faster than Aya is my pull out game. I'll be damned if I let myself be forced to change diapers!

>>46831579
>you're going to be passed around the patrol barracks
and every single one wants to be your "favourite". becoming more and more enraged when you dont reciprocate, or give too much praise to one of their colleagues.
you will spend your days trying to earn favors with them for whatever small comforts you can get. all the while hoping their rivals wont take it all away from you as punishment for you disobedience.

>>46831722
Haha surely they wouldn't lick me all over...

>>46815412
Fuuuuuuuuck. Gotta find Eiki/Komachi as fast as I can.
>>46821292
Hey, at least death is a release for you. I might not even get the chance to make a reroll.

>>46821297
That's what I'm afraid of, she's a very earnest and sweet girl who works a very high paying job in nuclear physics, but she's also a total air head and prone to jealously...
I don't want her to misunderstand something and hurt somebody.

>>46832100
At least we can both work in the palace, although the mistress of the place is quite odd. Luckily her employees don't get jealous of her when she needs my help with paper work.

>>46820095
Now we just need a story about how on Earth one or both of the Hifuu girls managed to fall in love with anons living in the present.

>>46832282
They are eccentric and obsessive. I can easily imagine one of them becoming obsessed with the life of some random guy in the past to the point of falling in love with him, then the other one becoming obsessed with a guy from the same year because they always stick together. Our two anons just happened to be those lucky guys.

First roll

>>46834155
You best prepare yourself for the gaslighting of a lifetime.

>>46825071
Ssshhh

>>46832100
Would she let me ride around in her little wheelbarrow or is that for corpses only?

>>46832100
>>46834382
Orin would definitely let you die, then keep your corpse around her all the time so she can talk and spend time with you! She won't burn you though, she just prefers dead people!

>>46834485
Would she at least put sunglasses on me and puppet me around when she has visitors in an ill fated attempt to fool them into thinking I'm not dead?

>>46832282
Assuming image board archives still exist in the future: one of them comes across this very thread, becomes enthralled by the ideas presented within, and tracks these anons down. These anons have literally spelt out their doom.

>>46834519
Of all the threads here, the only ones with a genuine chance of grabbing their attention would be the Gensokyo Conspiracy/esoteric threads. Maybe I should post more in those threads to up my odds of catching their eyes.

>>46816786
They're more interesting than the typical post pics of your waifu threads

>>46834519
Renko searching her own name on warosu is hilarious and the anons causing their own rapes because of a random character generator sounds like the plot of a greek tragedy.

>>46834952
Seeing how I was one of the anons who rolled Rin Satsuki last thread, I might be cooked.

Oh no

>>46819925
The problem with anonymous image board collaboration is in the format itself, generally collaborative work should be more organized but that's basically impossible here as even when everybody is working towards a defined goal it can take forever to get there.
Hopefully the Anons learn their lesson and never try anything like it again.

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>>46819846
>>46819518
Come to think of it, Maribel and Renko are probably the best yanhus since they act together, are autistic and obsessive, and don't have the means to kill you. It's an endless chase leading to an inevitable conclusion, and not even time can save you.

Eternal life with my hime wife~

>>46837035
Post the copypasta
You know the one

>>46838714
Kaguya enters the living room hoping to talk to you when you make your bid for freedom.
After 100 years of basket weaving you are skilled enough to quickly entrap her in a large woven basket while you escape.
But with her 200 years of experience in tap dancing she is able to sense the reverberations throughout the basket and pinpoint the weak point in the fibers to strike and destroy the basket.
It's too late, and with your 300 years of oil painting you used the few seconds she was trapped in the basket to paint every surface in the room to look like other surfaces, rooms, and hallways all with their own painted walls painted with similar paintings in different orders to confuse her sense of direction.
Unfortunately with her 400 years of blindfolded mountain biking she is able to close her eyes and navigate the room with echolocation by screeching and chases after you.
Luckily thanks to your 500 years of hedge trimming you are able to create an exact duplicate of yourself in the yard that draws her attention.
Tragically, her 600 years of baking key lime pies made lime, egg yolks, and sweetened condensed milk, and topped with a meringue topping made from egg whites, or with whipped cream leaves her able to detect that the faint scents of the ingredients of the pie you ate that morning led elsewhere and she determines your correct location.
Quickly, you use your 700 years of misdirection to trick her into using her 800 years of crime scene reconstruction to piece together a past scene you already played out earlier using your 900 years of improvised acting in anticipation of this very moment, tricking her into observing the past while you hide in the present.
You have five minutes until she uses her 1000 years of kite flying to manipulate the local atmospheric pressure to create a wind formation that creates a small vacuum pocket in the sky that will collapse and suck you up into the air for easy discovery unless you prepare

>>46819284
>>46838741
Arisu... being obsessively in love with two guys is not a reverse harem...

>>46838786
Anon, there's more than one Alice...

>>46819952
>>46825124
Alice should put tannerite in her dolls to improve her danmaku's potency.

>>46840837
she stuffed her dolls

>>46840841
I'd like to stuff one of her dolls in particular

>>46838900
I knew it!

>>46840908
Cabela's Dangerous Hunts: Gensokyo is looking pretty good.

>>46840866
Alice needs to stop teasing people with such lewd dolls

Uhh... I can make it work.

She would force me to convert to Buddhism or suspect that I am using her to get closer to Unzan, since I'm a meteorologist.
Atleast she is pretty cute.

>>46834519
>>46834952
That sounds like a good story. I'm sure Renko and Maribel will think the same.

>>46845107
Imagine finding out that people have been writing stories about you sine before your grandparents were born.

>>46845107
>>46845110
Such sounds totally like something the Hifuu Club would investigate! It's clear evidence of retrocausation!

Besides, Renko and Maribel need to demonstrate that they totaly aren't yandere types. They'd never get possessive and clingy like that! Especially not when we are talking about such rare and strange individuals, being able to somehow know of the Hifuu Club before it even became a thing, even before it's members were born.

It's not like the fact that they would be showered with attention from the targets of their investigation would rouse any strange, romantic emotions in Renko and Maribel. Being seen as a bit scary and mysterious by these strange men in the past wouldn't make them feel powerful for the first time in their life. It's not like these men would do things like awkwardly blurt out "you're even more beatiful than I thought you'd be" once they'd get more comfortable with Renko and Maribel! There's no way the Hifuu Club investigation could go off rails because of such things.

>>46845110
I would either follow them letter by letter or I would say that it's clearly just a coincidence and continue living my life and still end up following them letter by letter because I would have sealed my fate the moment I first read them.

>>46845205
>make them feel powerful for the first time in their life
That Jizo statue begs to differ >>46819820

>>46845324
Kicking a Jizo statue just isn't the same as barging into the life of some inhabitant of the past, watching them get all spooked and puzzled, finding ways to "accidentaly" bump into them over and over again, seeing how long it takes for them to finally say something like "you remind me of someone", then asking who is that someone and seeing them squirm as they say it out loud! Hearing them ask if you are a cosplayer and then telling them that no, you are the real thing!

Watching them become all confused and horrified or trying to rationalize it as a joke! Keeping it up untill they become paranoid and lock themselves in their home!

Showing up at their door, telling that you're not mad, you just want to talk about that story they wrote online! Saying that you'll leave them alone if they just talk with you! Getting into their apartement, watching them writhe in embarrasment as you go over the story in painstaking detail! But not going too far, telling them that it's OK, you are not mad. You never were, but this poor man has spun a horrible narrative of embarrasment in his head.

You just want to know how did he know all of this. It's important. That's all there is to this. You need to demonstrate you are not some scary yandere type. You even invite him out. It's not a date, you just want him to meet your best friend, to show that she's not mad either. Of course your best friend has in the meantime tracked down the other anon...

>>46845407
>getting into their apartment
to be honest Renko's already experienced at breaking and entering as well as robbery so that probably makes her feel powerful too

>>46845205
>It's not like these men would do things like awkwardly blurt out "you're even more beatiful than I thought you'd be"
How will Renko react if I tell her "the album covers don't do you justice"?

>>46845407
You gets on a train, ready to go home. The wagon seems weirdly empty and the atmosphere is surreal and almost dream-like.
Right as the train leaves the station, a strangely dresses young woman takes the seat across from you.
Hiroshige No.36 ~ Neo Super-Express begins to play.
This will be a long ride...

>>46845501
"You've seen me in a dream? Fascinating. Would you like to tell me more about that?"

Well then... she's a wily one, and a shapeshifter, there is no escape. Plus, youkai means stronger than me. On the bright side, big fluffy tail.

>>46845666
Nice trips too. You are absolutely guaranteed to have an encounter with the Sado Mami from Sado.

>>46845683
On the other bright side that I didn't think of until now, I really like her theme. Both of them actually.

>>46816786
Gentlemen, we need to combine and make the most devilish story.
During an investigation if an abandoned taxi ride infested with spiders, you switch bodies with a yandere Hanna Hakeuri

>>46845501
Imagine meeting Maribel like this, you start talking to her and she likes the conversation so much that she proto-gaps the train indefinitely.

Imagine if it turned out that Merry is just a descendant of Yukari instead of some weird fucking out of place time travel, Terminator/James Cameron shit of her being Yukari but in the future (past). Would make a whole lot more sense considering that Lafacadio would be the middle point between the two. Also means you have two yanhus...but that's just a joke. Clearly they're the same person! The color pallete and powers are the same!

>>46846406
>descendant of Yukari instead
Who the hell knocked up the gap hag?

>>46846428
My bad

>>46845501

>>46846406
Anon, Lefcario Hearn became Yakumo Koizumi, when ZUN creates two characters around the same time named Yakumo and Hearn people are going to get ideas, especially when he references the irl Hearn/Yakmo. Yukari's name being fake is also speculated upon by Rinosuke in CoLA 26,
Not to mention the Necrofantasia connection, similar designs, and how Maribel says nobody in her lineage has used the gaps to the extant she had, i.e to travel to other worlds.
Yukari is also surprised Mokou is human, when Maribel didn't think she was human either. They're both connected to dreams with Yukari lurking around the dream world all the time and Maribel's powers involving dreams, Yukari having a grudge against the moon when Maribel and Renko want to use her powers to go there one day like Yukari did.

>>46845446
She'll faint. Great way to defend yourself when she gets too posesive, but it will only work a few times.

>>46845779
Anon, everybody agrees that the HSE was a mistake in the first place and I doubt those stuck up faggots would even consider writing for the TF thread despite it being better than anything the HSE has ever produced.
Also we have enough writefagging as is in these Yandere threads, too much writefagging kills all discussion as the write fags take over a thread and turn it into a shitty general, so it's better things stay as is.

>>46847930
Anon, wtf are you smoking?
Why the hell are you in the tf threads?
Also, the guy propping up the tf stuff was objectively the second worst writer of the HSE

>>46847930
>>46848107
I know what the HSE is, but is TF supposed to be?

>>46848107
>objectively the second worst writer of the HSE
a real accomplishment when you consider that everyone involved in that shitheap is tied for the title of worst writer of the HSE
>>46848122
if you don't already know then you're better off not knowing at all

>>46848122
TF: Transformation. The writefagging is mostly the unwilling transformation into a 2hu wherein you go into detail on how they manage or fail to manage the change and explore mental corruption and loss of identity
>>46848161
I'm gonna tell him anyway.

>>46848165
>:(

>>46848107
>Why the hell are you in the tf threads?
Who wouldn't occasionally visit the cultural capital of /jp/?

>>46847930
Did your parents get crushed to death by a bookshelf because you sure do hate reading.

>>46847930
>Transformation thread
Anon...why are you exposing yourself like this..?

>>46848161
I'd say there's like... two writers for that thing that are better than the others.

>>46847930
...I just thought it would be funny if there was a short story mashing all the other write threads together.
Did you ignore the yamame taxi part?

>>46848699
Nobody gives a shit about the fucking taxi thread and the KMS had too much overlap and is too chummy with the HSE. The writer of that is probably the patchouli writer for the HSE.

So are Renko and Maribel the winners of best yandere for this thread? They aren't characters who I think would've been considered top 25 yanderes for most people, and yet this thread seems to have made them fantastic dark horse yanderes

>>46848161
The HSE is good proof that some ideas every idea in those threads are inherently bad and that some people shouldn't have been born or at least not allowed to write.
The original Reimu abuse shitter shouldn't have been tolerated in the first place.

Writefags aren't inherently bad, if it's poor quality you don't have to read it and you can hide the thread or post. Someone will always try to do better and learn from mistakes of those before. You can't really expect real high brow writing here, but as long as the anons writing and reading it are having fun and keeping in the spirit of things there's no problem in my book. If you kick, whine, and scream about writefags and chase them off, in a year you'll will be wondering "where did all the /jp/ OC go?" because god forbid anyone try their hand at doing things they're not experienced with and make mistakes.

>>46848894
Fuck of with your apologism, just because someone is bad at something doesn't mean we should tolerate them hijacking threads and filling them full of shit.

>>46815412
I got udonge, what are the chances of me having my dick inside her while she makes me believe i'm petting my dog or something

>>46848793
Everybody loves a good girls gone even better story!

>>46848923
Yeah but it's not something a lot of us really mind.
Some us do appreciate people trying, even if it's a bad attempt.

>>46848941
you believe you're posting on /jp/ right now, don't you?

>>46848972
Shit
RIP that anon
He's busting universal tier nuts inside rabbit pussy yet he doesn't even know it

>>46849019
I thought we weren't gonna tell him...

>>46848957
That sort of shitty useless attitude is exactly what led to the HSE and that Reimu fucker hijacking Reimu threads.
If people just stand by let writefags infest threads for the sake of "oc" then we're little better than the writefags themselves, the point is that people shouldn't try their hand at something they're inexperienced with, or have the good taste to not post it here.

>>46849071
>the point is that people shouldn't try their hand at something they're inexperienced with
do you even hear yourself?

>>46849088
I'm right and you know it, the only people who disagree with me are those tourists from the HSE.
In which case you need to go back to wherever you came from.

>>46849071
I don't think you read what I wrote
Kindly reread it and get back to me

>>46849107
Hey, take it easy, man. I didn't much like it either, but I just hid the thread and moved on with my day.

>Nobody gives a shit about the fucking taxi thread
In terms of discussion maybe but objectively speaking that's incorrect. They're currently on thread 5 over there. If nobody cared it'd archive before it even reached 300+ posts
Anyways getting back on topic, thoughts on yandere Ellen?

>>46849137
I did as well, but by not taking a stand against it you willingly stand by when their shitty writers begin to infest other threads, they need to be shown that they aren't wanted.

>>46848957
And you obviously didn't read mine.

>>46849156
Im sorry anon, i think it'd be super hot but I don't really see it happening

>>46849191
I did read it, but you're trying to convince me the proliferation of people writing shitty things in other threads is bad, whereas I personally disagree and don't really mind it

>>46849226
Yeah and I said that's a shitty useless attitude with ends up with writefags colonizing other threads and discussion drying up.
At the very least you admit they're bad, even if you're defending them and not taking a stand against this >>46816786
sort of shit.

>>46848972
>>46849019
>>46849067
Kek no way that's happening, i'm not even in gensokyo in the first place i'm in my home

Am I

>>46849261
>and discussion drying up.
And you finally tell me why i *should* care, good job anon
>At the very least you admit they're bad
Even more proof you haven't been reading what I wrote, since I've said multiple times that the writing IS bad

>>46849269
>i'm not even in gensokyo in the first place i'm in my home
>Am I
Haha yeah about that...

>>46849261
Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's, and call bad writing bad when you think you see writing that is bad.
However, having a spergout over the thing seems like you're just mad for the sake of it.
I'm fine with the HSE existing, my only real gripe is with TF because it was clearly someone's fetish shit that hijacked a thread. That's no excuse to jerk the knee and speak out against all writefagging in it's totality, you're just being a shitter with that. Let people be creative, will you? At the end of the day no one gets hurt and the truly bad stuff gets rooted out eventually.

>>46849261
>colonising other threads
Months and months and the most colonising I've seen was a couple abusive Reimu posts (like, 3 or 4 posts) in Reimu threads and that's more not even colonisation, just someone referencing it. I guess there was a tiny bit of stuff in Yamame threads but they do get told to fuck off already.
Basically you're kicking and screaming over nothing.

>>46849191
>I did [hide it] as well
No you didn't you shitfling there everyday still

>>46849365
>Months and months and the most colonising I've seen was a couple abusive Reimu posts (like, 3 or 4 posts) in Reimu threads
that was already a thing anyway before hse was even a thing. if anything, the abusive Reimu posting every thread is what started it. i remember there being a screencap that would always start up discussion about it.

>>46848793
Everything just lined up perfectly, their greatest weakness(being from the future) became their greatest strength. The anons also played their part well.
But I am curious, who would be in your top 5?
>>46819846
>>46819518
Don't roll in the next thread, you will break their hearts.

>>46849387
Not everybody with tastebuds is the same person sperg, I hid it eventually.

>>46849365
Just because their infestation is small doesn't make it non-existent, at least the people in the Yamamae threads root those bastards out.

>>46849457
>Not everybody with tastebuds is the same person sperg, I hid it eventually.
no way man, you're probably the TF writer and dude who writes Rikako/Tene. Or the autist fairy hater who wrote the worst fic in the HSE, the cirnostory. Literally the only writer that got told to fuck off for writing edgy shonen shit that has nothing to do with the anything.
If you weren't, then you 100% were just shitting up the threads yesterday, don't pretend otherwise, your rabid autism is profound enough to tell even a thread away..You might have hid it for today but next thread you'll be back to bitch. Just like you've been bitching for the past couple months.
Goddamn autism is scary.

This thread has forever changed the way I view Renko and Maribel (for the better)

>>46849457
>at least the people in the Yamamae thread root those bastards out
Actually it was just one guy sperging at the end of the thread, someone else in the thread even asked for an update on the story's AO3 version midway through the thread without any bitching. Most people don't mind as long as it doesn't take over the thread, which it didn't and hasn't in any writefag thread I've seen.

>>46849573
Imagine having BOTH as your yanhus...

But fortunately, I am to devoted to the 'Guya for such a thing

>>46845779
Having contributed to all the threads aside from KMS, I think they work better separated. It's like, I don't go to an Ice cream shop for Gryos, but I can appreciate both. It's also bad to try and tie too much identity across the site, it limits creativity and causes a lot of pointless frustration.

Now, onto more pressing matters. What If you individually caused all four Flans to separately fall in love with you? Do they share a hivemind and all experience the same things at the same time? Or do all their experiences combine into one when they reform? For example, it's easier to raise favorability from 0% to 25% rather then 25% to 50% or 75% to 100%, but if all the percentages get added, then you could make each personality like you a little bit, but when they recombine they'll utterly smitten and cause an incident being suddenly obsessed over you and not having the emotional capability to deal with it.
Then Patchouli could try and separate them again, reasoning that their favorability would get split between them, but instead they all copy the original 100% favorability, causing four yandere Flans to be running around, she could try to hastily recombine them, but then the percentages would add again...

>>46849446
OK, I'm never rolling again, I'll stick with Renko.

>>46849760
Save a screenshot of when you got Renko and always post it from now on when these threads come along, I'm doing the same thing for my Merry

>>46849714
Then it kind of looses it's charm. The really cute thing is that they act as eachother's wingwoman. If they are both obsessed with you then you would just break them appart.
>>46849760
Good. Also, never post in another girl's thread, carry every future Renko thread to bump limit and listen to a Hifuu album every day, or else she'll lose her sense of self worth and cry and it will all be your fault.

>>46849829
And you do the same for Maribel >>46849831

>>46849573
This thread has single-handedly changed countless people's ideas of the Hifuu girls (including my own) and now we're all gonna be here waiting to see who's the lucky 2 guys

>>46850042
Honestly it's not surprising when you think about, those two are natural born Yanderes.

>>46850055
>>46850042
They are capable of the purest love, the kind that knows neither space nor time nor any boundary.

>>46850055
It was pretty funny to me that fan headcanons were making merry the normal one and renko the unhinged one until TJD came out and reminded everyone that they're both completely unhinged basketcases.
Merry:
-habitual thief, constantly steals things from her dreams
-found out she had the ability to reach the torifune, immediately invited renko with no idea if it was safe
-went on a camping trip with no tent supplies, hotel, or telling anyone where she was going
-the whole trip was because she misunderstood a physics paper and didn't bother asking the physicist about it
Renko:
-late to literally every appointment she has ever made
-broke into merry's house (her first known crime)
-ransacked the place
-destroyed a jizou statue by throwing it over (second known crime)
-gave a massive monologue before breaking into the land of the backdoor to save merry
-created a paper saying that reality isn't real

>>46850212
Combing the ability to find things and know her own location with Maribel's gaps, her and Renko are an unstoppable and dangerous duo.

>>46849749
Personally I think Flanhivemind
>Having contributed to all the threads aside from KMS
How the hell? Like EVERY single one? Do you keep a metal detector on you at all times to help find new writethreads wtf

>>46849749
The former makes more sense, but the latter is a lot funnier and a lot more dangerous most likely

>>46849749
There is only one Flan. Four of a Kind merely creates illusions and any perceived differences between them is just Flandre larping to mess with you.
The only multihu who has actual differing personalities is the goddess of Hell.

>>46850773
Going my Marisa calling it a slave type ability, there's probably some truth to that.
But you have to admit the idea of four Flan is pretty good.

>>46850773
>There is only one Flan. Four of a Kind merely creates illusions and any perceived differences between them is just Flandre larping to mess with you.
I like the idea of Flan psychologically prodding you by pretending to be schizophrenic. So on Flan could pretend to be hyper-aggressive and threaten you into doing what she wants while another pretends to be super timid to guilt trip you into only taking care of her. In the end, It's all just Flandere trying to monopolize you from every Yandere angle she can manage.
>The only multihu who has actual differing personalities is the goddess of Hell.
Would they all fight over you or coordinate like a group and treat you like a time share? So you have to spend part of the week on the Moon, Earth, and Hell thrashing between different personalities. Also Damn, I really am a fan of the white dress+tatto+blonde look for some reason and a big fan of Skrillex, so this illustration appeals to me.
>>46850692
>Like EVERY single one?
Not every single thread(I missed this one), but I've contributed to Yanhus, HSE, The thread that shall not be named, and Moku taxi all at some point. I just get an OC mood sometimes for two weeks and can't stop myself from writing/making stuff, not quite on Stephen King's level of compulsiveness, but it does feel like I have to materialize intrusive thoughts or they won't get out of my head.

>>46850785
Eh, four is just a little too much.
Balancing three personalities is already difficult, but any more makes it difficult to make them distinct but also not too locked into a singular character trait.
Plus, Flandre just doesn't have anything to distinguish between the selves. It's just four identical vampires.

With Aunn (whose second body is probably "real", but not fully independent, going by comments in Grimoire of Usami) you can make an easy dichotomy, going by a/um, male/female, aggressive/protective lines, or whatever you can think of, while Hecatia has unique looks, combines with unique domains, and can easily segue into past/present/future, or a spectrum where two are more extreme with the third being balanced, with each being fairly distinct from each other but also having some overlap (fitting her role as a god of boundaries).
Flandre just has a spell card that makes copies, but there's otherwise absolutely nothing to her character that makes her four people. Everywhere she appears it's just Flandre.

>>46850852
>the thread that shall not be named
huh? I would have thought that was the HSE

>>46850944
he remains innocent--do not spoil such purity.

>>46850944
I haven't checked it out, but he might be talking about the foot thread.

>>46850944
I'm going to say it because the truth is out there. It's the transformation fetish thread

>>46850212
I have an idea to possibly confirm whether or not Merry and Renko have archives of /jp/, but it requires some things on my end that are out of my control. If it works, though, you guys will be the first to see it.

Also, should we make a new thread, or let the yanhu idea rest for a bit? We've had continual yanhu coverage for 3 threads now.

>>46853122
Give it a test for a couple days, threads don't benefit from becoming generals.
Besides people will need time to cook up new things, just remember to put the Hifuu duo in the op.

>>46853204
>*rest

three is honestly a good number in any case
lets writefags dump what they've made with enough breathing room to spread out

>>46853267
Yeah, I need some time to think up some Koishi Yandere tactics.
Time to change up the teas I drink to induce lucid dreams!

I'm fucked, aren't I?

>>46853478
I'm sorry Anon.

>>46844866
>Gives you good luck so you have to rely on her more
>Most of your fortunate events happen due to her assistance
>Still uses it fairly sparingly to tease you
>Teases you almost every day, seeming genuinely happy each time, mostly just pranks that range from harmless to annoying
>Tells the other rabbits to respect you, but to never get too close as you're a special individual
>Whether you like it or not, you're a victim to her whims, but you also benefit from her, making things all the more confusing; is she trying to help, or is it all for her amusement?
Cute...

It's too late, we already have two new threads.

>>46853491
It couldn't be that bad, could it? She'll just be really clingy.

>>46853826
You sure it's two? Only one I see besides this one is >>46853807

>>46853122
let it rest. it eventually ends with no discussion and people just dumping their posting their slot rolls with no substance what so ever

>>46854248
Renko date rape >>46853521

>>46855357
So will someone make a new thread in a few days?

>>46856151
I suppose that counts.