/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46805406
Yup, it's Caturday!

Koturday.

Do the needful sir.

>>46805424
I would do it all weekend.

Would a bogie use puns extensively, or is it more of a cheshire thing?

Caturday

>>46805451
Bogies would do it because they genuinely love puns.
Cheshires would do it because they are purple cats powered by HATE.
Which is why Cheshire is Best Girl.

Have you guys even tried to give HUMAN women a chance?

>>46791639
>>46792603
>Foolish Anon visits a MAHJONG parlor in the heart of the market because of your dad's last advice before moving out of the countryside to MGC (he'll be making six figures once he hits them with a double yakuman in no time)
>The room is only lit by candles and it looks like there's about 5 or 6 full tables, not that you can see them very well with how thick the smoke and incense is
>Channeling the inner Akagi that you know you have, Game Master Anon boldly walks to the one table with an open 4th and pulls out a chair, the room goes dead silent as the eyes of all kinds of MG's burrow into the back of your head
>To his left is a red Oni with visible scars and a bottle of some indiscernible brown liquer, she looked at you in surprise for a moment before getting back to chugging the seemingly endless bottle
>To your right is an Inari in a floral red kimono who ignores you entirely, reminding you of that time you farted in an elevator with 3 other people back in the day
>And directly across from you is the source of half of the smog in the room, a serious Nuarihyon with an eyepatch and an oversized, ostentatious gold pipe who stares you dead in the eyes before setting the tiles
>The rest of the room goes back to talking and playing amongst themselves and you start setting up your pieces, you figure keeping quiet is the best way to avoid spilling spaghetti
>Justifying the now dangerous looking course of action, you figure that these monster women might have experiencce under their belt, but you watched not only Akagi, but the first 30 minutes of a three and a half hour YouTube tutorial!
>"You have a lot of gall, challenging the boss at the high roller's table. Just who are you?"
>You turn around and see that the Kunoichi speaking to you already placed their soft hand on your shoulder from behind without you even noticing
>WWAD? Bluff! You quickly and cooly remark that the 'dragon head' (whatever that means) will play games with whoever he likes
>"Oh, really? Then this should be interesting" the smoker infront proclaims as the ninja behind you at first grabs your other shoulder, then eventually gets their arms wrapped in silk cloth comfortable around your shoulder and neck as everyone finishes setup
Anon! What did you get yourself into!?

>>46805511
See? THIS is why I love Cheshires. Look at her, just jumping in with a leading shitpost so that she can rile up the new thread. Enjoy your (Yous), Miss Chesh! You've earned them.

>>46805466

>And it happened that on the dawn of her 17th birthday, Second Daughter was given a silly hat made of paper and offered sweet things on which to feast, as is tradition. There was much jubilation in the nest, for it is not every day that a young Mantis reaches this threshold, the age of maturity, the age at which each young Mantis must seek out in the world out yonder a Namer of Names so that she may then take up for herself a proper name, to replace that moniker by which she had been known since birth.
So begins the next story I will write. It is a story with Mantis cuddles in it.

>>46805553
Can it also have Dr. Mantis Toboggan in it?

>>46805511
No, I must monsterize my pets.

>>46805566
I have no idea what that means!

>>46805483
I've always imagined bogies to use more flowery and refined speech, and their puns would stand out even more because of that.
>It would seem as if the culprit has left a quite a few of their black feathers right here, as they beat a hasty retreat through this small and rather dingy-looking window. It was indeed a crime... most fowl.

Yup, c'est le chaturday

>>46805483
I honestly thought that Cheshires would be more about making snarky comments that actually doing honest to god puns.

>>46805844
Better ask about it in the next q&a.

>>46805406
She's so unbearably smug that I feel the urge to shove that damn baguette so damn far up her-

>>46805928
You can just say you want to shove your baggette up her croissant

>>46805406

Caturday!

>>46806299
What a scary place to be
If she kicks...

>>46806458
>What a scary place to be
Only if you don't know what you're doing... or why you're doing it.

do spiders have butts?
no, not their big spider butts and spinarettes and epigenes (although they are cute), I mean cheeks I can jiggle.

>>46806546
Spides, snakes, horses. None of them have human butts.

>grab bunyip by her tail and try to throw her out of the arena
>she curls into the shape of a boomerang and flies back towards you

>>46806562
https://files.catbox.moe/tnj9y8.jpg
however

>>46805511
Human girls are for corrupting.

>>46806626
>corrupting
But that's more like fixing or upgrading

>>46806546
Some do, but getting to said butts may be a challenge.

>>46805451
Feels like there would be a difference in their approach.
Cheshire would go for the most obvious puns just to annoy you and because it's funny to her.
Bogie would make a more complicated pun because she appreciates the art of it and because she wants to make you laugh.
So the memekot would more or less do like that
>He didn't stand a ghost of a chance
pic, while Bogie would do something like
>points at a noble
>"Oh, this one is more highly bred than a hilltop bakery"

>>46806600
Every artist has their own interpretation on it.

But anatomically speaking, for a lamia's biology to make any sense and function, she cannot have a human butt.

The sheer amount of meat they need to consume to power their large frame as a carnivore requires a large digestive tract. They'd need to be able to at least swallow a pig or sheep in one go with ease, probably even larger animals, to survive. Containing that to the human half and ending the digestive tract at where the human butt would be if she had one just isn't feasible. The tail of a lamia would have to house the majority of her digestive tract.

Now the downside to this is, she's likely not gonna want to do anything or move much after eating a large meal for a couple days at least. So be prepared for a lazy snake after eating. The upside is that with the digestive tract, and by extension, the endocrine tract being at the end of the tail, a lamia's vagina, which we know would be in the human position, would be exceptionally clean and sanitary when compared to a human woman or any other monster girl with a more similar biology to humans; as you wouldn't have urine or fecal particles and making their way to the vagina and causing a foul smell. This same fact would be true for a centaur's front vagina.

>>46806682
>Some do
because Crab can't fucking draw a girl without a butt, he even retconned Miia into having a butt like five chapters into the manga

>>46806682
>cuckspider
Delete this shit

>>46806337
Bug and Automaton Mamono WERE THIS CLOSE to defeating the Helldivers! If only PlayStation pushed through with that required PSN account update! Then so many Bug Anons' insect daughterus would've gotten their Helldiver husbands!

>>46806717
That was drawn by KC so what you are saying is funny in more than one way.

>>46806745
>That was drawn by KC
BEFORE it turned out she's a cuckspider
What, do you expect KC to try and remove all mention of him ever doing now?

>>46806745
>that was drawn by KC
Even he isn't an expert in anatomy.

>>46806776
>BEFORE it turned out she's a cuckspider
what happened?

>>46806717
>>46806776
>cuckspider
I stopped following Monster Musume after the first few volumes. I got too salty that Miia was denied her monogamous relationship with Darling with the constant adding of new girls. Can someone enlighten me to what she actually did to get this moniker?

Lack of correction can lead to smug maids. If your maid
>Frequently places her hands on her hips
>Has drill hair
>Laughs an inappropriate amount of time
>Goes OOOHOHOHO
It may already be too late. Watch out for these warning signs and help keep kikis cute and demure.

>>46806798
I do hope the spider part is obvious enough, and the 'cuck'... well, should be self-evident too.

>>46806721
It's still blocked in countries that don't support PSN, which means they're still planning to force PSN. At least we still have DRG.

>>46806709
Thank you for the scientific answer. Have a grapesnek.

I will just say they evolved the human butt for courtship and attracting males, although as you say it doesn't serve a normal function.

>>46805406
>>46805928
un chat fantastique

110% cat.

>>46806830

>>46806826
>which means they're still planning to force PSN
And that surprises you why, exactly? Of course they do. Did you honestly believe that a bunch of autists screeching AFTER they bought the game would make Sony stop?

>>46806805
>If your maid
>Has drill hair
Then she's mining automaton, and not a maid.

Do cows have butts?
Do cats have butts?
Do trolls have butts?
Do hatters have butts?
Yes. Obviously. And they are made to sit on your face

>>46806852
She's a RETIRED mining automaton, and I hired her as a maid because she looks good in a maid outfit.

>>46806828
As long as there's no thigh gap, it could possibly work. It'd just be two cushions of fat like the breasts.

>>46806874
No hole though.

>>46806870
>Be anon
>Prioritize butts above all else in monster partner
>Specifically picks a species that lacks any butts
Many such cases.

Also, you're forgetting p'orcs. They most definitely have nice rear ends.

>>46806873
>She's a RETIRED mining automaton
She dug too deep? Or was she tired of hearing about the IRONy of a metal automaton mining for IRON?

>>46806805
That's why you need to anal your kiki.

>>46806902
I've tried and she just laughs at me because my penis is too small to make past her giant booty to her butthole.

>>46806776
>BEFORE it turned out she's a cuckspider
Huh?

>>46806776
Yes given that he gets saltier over Lot’s Wife over shit he can’t control.

>>46806798
Nothing, it’s just that Darling’s relationship with the various girls has gone basically nowhere while the world has moved on and even has married couples and guys with monster gfs they’re sexually intimate with.

>>46806887
Meaty porc butt meant for hip checking other porc butts in contests of strength

>>46806889
>Hire mining automaton as a meido
>She gets to work cleaning
>A couple days in, she starts work on the basement
>Her sensors going off like crazy
>"Master Anonymous. I must inform you that my metal detection sensors are alerting me to the presence of metal beneath your house."
>"There is a 97.5442% likelihood of a conductive metal beneath the northeast corner of your house."
>"Would you like me to run a further analysis?"
>After a few minutes, she reports her findings.
>"Master Anonymous. It appears, there's a moderately-sized deposit of processed gold approximately 7' 4" deep."
>"Would you like me to retrieve the processed gold?"

>>46805424
Heh, she called herself "the needful." Silly cat.

>>46806660
Well, yes, but it's no fun of it doesn't sound sinister.

>>46806798
>Can someone enlighten me to what she actually did to get this moniker?
Fucks around with other girls and boys while being, plot-wise, still part of the harem

>>46806838
It's both sad and funny how KC literally doomed 2 girls by drawing them as kemono.

>>46807101
Stop slandering my wife and the other one.

>>46807117
Kill yourself, micky boy

Manticorsair
>A pirate I was meant to be
>Spine the men and tail pussy

>>46806721
It wasn't Sony, the Arrowhead CM that got fired was the one that let slip that they begged Sony to implement it to streamline the ban process, and the CEO admitted that they willfully kept customers in the fark about it.
Sony is a terrible company, but in this instance they only thing they're guilty of is not doing enough research, as it was them who had Steam pull the game from the affected countries and greenlit unlimited playtime refunds.

On topic: name one monster girl that wouldn't be weak to anal.

>>46807127
Bat cat needs pregnancy correction!

>>46807136
>name one monster girl that wouldn't be weak to anal.
Bogie.

>>46807101
It's MGE, there's something for everyone. Not just the /mon/ milieu

Lamia types have human asses because it's an important part of sex appeal, simple as.

>>46807148
As in she doesn't enjoy it, or as in she enjoys it immensely and will ruin you instead with her ass.

>>46807158
>as in she enjoys it immensely and will ruin you instead with her ass.
This. Bogie is big, flexible and athletic. That butt is a menace.

>>46806805
Soon she will feel
That her nightmares are real

>Shaving your centaur wife's tail while she's sleeping so you can rehair your violin bow

>>46807148
>>46807176
But Bogie is an almost textbook "weak to anal"-type.

>>46807212
How so?

>>46807212
I strongly disagree.

Bogie is not weak to any sexual pleasure. In fact, if there's any monster in MGE that isn't weak to anything. It's bogie.

>>46807136
Lich unless you break her phylactery, but you wouldn't do that, would you?

>>46807219
>as anon makes this post, bogie stands behind him and pats him on his head lovingly and calls him a good boy

I once watched a Bogie pull a large number of silk hankerchiefs, tied into a rope, out of her mouth.
She then used that rope to lasso a depressed-looking boy and pull him, face first, into her tits.
Funniest shit I've ever seen.

>>46807239
Exactly my point. Not weak to anything.

>>46807215
>tall
>imposing
>evil or boss woman
W E A K

>>46807267
Bogie is only imposing if you're afraid of clowns. She's the cutest and sweetest.

Bogie makes a woopie cushion noise when she sits on your face

>>46805536
0 ATK
0 DEF
0 DEX
0 INT
99 LUCK
Time to game

Clowns stink. You think those outfits are breathable?

>>46806958
Cat's gotta scratch. Let the maid excavate your basement and turn the house into Moria

>>46807397
>Clowns stink
I have it on good authority that they don't.

>>46807397
It's impossible for clowns to sink, they all float down there.

>>46807397
No, but they’re plenty breedable.

>>46806958
>processed gold
Wait a minute, who processed it?

Need refreshing snake hugs.

>>46807397
Clown stink good.

>>46807397
Clowns don't stink, but they do smell a bit funny.

I need a snake to look at me like this

>>46807539
Show penus and testiculr

apophis has pretty jewelry

Is it morally wrong for a sigle father to have sex with his monsterized daughter?

DED

>>46807791
We got clowned on.

You have two cows.

>>46807975
But I want to fuck a gargoyle...

>>46807975
I understand this reference.

>>46807988
>>46808009
Don't give engagement to the /vg/spammer.

The bunny yokai are too smug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uiq7qzUgUc

>>46808127
We already have a bad enough issue with image repetition to be picky.

Mus

ogres are misunderstood.
people think they are some of the most dangerous, viscious, rapey, angry, aggressive monsters around.
this is a falsehood.
they are THE most dangerous, vicious, rapey, angry, aggressive monsters aorund

posable action figures

Why are hags like this?

>>46808231
She's the most popular girl on koturday!

>>46808212
>image repetition
Lol. The spambot keeps dumping the same images every thread, and almost all of it are characters from some chinese gacha game that are so generic they might as well be AI-generated.

>>46808294
you think he'd already know tha- oh, right.

>>46808294
Good thing that janny tranny does his job and cleans this spam up!

Happy Caturday, anons.

>>46808337
UHHHHHHHHHH IS THAT A?

>>46808362
oh i know that one. it's a cat

>>46808379
It sure is, it's even best cat.

>>46808212
16 months and counting, Mick. Still as impotent and worthless as ever.

>>46808362
Hakutaki? More like PLAPutaku.

>>46808388
Hi.

>>46808391
Hakutaku are for having rough breeding sex with their favorite student.

>>46808244
I have a bunch of plamo. A Toy Story situation could be fun.

>>46808405
Still havent graduated from kiddy scribbles? You'll never enter the gallery at this rate, mick!

>>46808337
Hehe nipple

>>46808408
Rough? I was thinking more about something nice and slow.
There is certain allure in being tender with haku-sensei. Partly because she is so cool and sophisticated, but also because she still is a minotaur.

>>46808501
This is what happens when milk magic courses are made free by the estate

>>46808546
Whose estate? I'd like to thank them for their contributions to society.

you will be sucked

>>46808546
is it easier to teach a jub magic or turn a magic lady into a jub?

>>46808561
Seeing that it's a Jub obviously Wonderland

>>46808567
Yes, but WHOSE? Is the Queen of Hearts finally doing something right? Has Anon misunderstood the difference between "state" and "estate?" Should Sensei be notified?

>>46808564
Fine by me.

>>46808588
>Is the Queen of Hearts finally doing something right?
The Queen of Hearts is directly responsible for the creation of the Hatter, her rule has been flawless from the start.

>>46808612
Indubitably

>>46808612
Also wonderworm so I can't be mad at her, but she still runs the most /d/ land of the all so I feel entitled to take shots at her.

>>46808624
she could use a little correction, maybe

do Cu Sith have cookie?

>>46808619
ANAL the hatter right on the tea table.

>>46808588
>Is the Queen of Hearts finally doing something right?
She sponsoring the most successful gaping team in history, which is great considering the amount of raw talented monsters she has at her disposal

I wish to be an ass slave to cheshire and miss hatter.
Sandwiched between their cheeks, lapping away at their butts.

why doesn't the Irishman just go to /ic/ for a few months, become a competent kemono artist, and then come back and draw his cait siths beyond a 5th grade level?

>>46808687
Sounds like a big booty tea party

>>46808696
>why doesn't the Irishman just put in actual effort
he's mentally ill that's why

>>46808546
i want to make cursed items/equipment(cow)

Luv mouse

>>46808939
I swear this game got popular for like 5 minutes and now hardly anyone talks about it

>>46808939
The Trouble With Sassy Elves That Keep Sneaking Into My Bedroom

https://imgbox.com/g/j2IL8ySURv
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 50. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/uPSgmDE6

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>>46809044
evil wurm took the cookies from the cookie jar

>>46809044
>first new image is a Russian-speaking Alp
why do they love Alps so much, lmao

>>46809141
Alp deserve love

>>46809141
Because it's the dedicated alp artist on their monster QnA russian facebook group. They usually have an artist for each girl.

>>46807193
>Cutting your flax dryad's ponytail so you can restring your longbow

Make sure to adopt stays you find
I found this dog and now she's my pet! I named her Fluffy

>>46809044
I like those anubis and grapesnake pics.

>>46809174
Why is there a huge old wan in a box in front of my house?

mothers day approaches
remember to stay indoors, shelter in place and barricade doors/windows

>>46809188
poor thing must have been abandoned, you will take care of her, right anon?
ignore the fact she looks like your neighbor, pure coincidence

>>46809200
Does she really count as a neighbour if she lives in a box?

>>46809208
Of course, be a good neighbor and invite her in

>>46808129

>>46809165
Imagine having a dedicated artist for a literal faggot instead of shitposting about a monstergirl lmao

>>46805406
Fat cat

BEEG dragons

>>46809358
Too big. Women should cap out at 4 meters tall

Perfect monster waifu height is when she you can have a standing boobhat.

>>46809375
Standing naizuri height is the best

>>46809192
Mother's Day has Ms. Whitehorn in one of her moods again

>>46809417
>all the little kids making cards for their mums
>she starts making some odd noises

>Visit Wonderland
>Reject Cheshie's tour (she'll just lead me in wrong ways anyways)
>Give myself a tour
>Find a dormouse sleeping in public
>Sniff the dormouse's sweet scent
>Lick the inside of her mouth
>Grope her if possible
>Repeat with every dormouse I find
>Finish my tour
>Leave Wonderland
>Come home
>Open up locked house
>Find 37 dormice in my house sleeping all about
My only regret is that I didn't molest more mice.

I'm so tired of random monster girls trying to cure my erectile dysfunction. You can't do shit to me.

>>46809532
Dark mages got that shit in the bag.

>>46809554
Baphos do it better

>>46809177
Apophis? More like ApopASS.

>>46809417
what a friendly neighbor

>>46809417
>Anon
>remember how you looked at that kid that one time?
>I have an idea to that will let you live out all those paternal fantasies you've bottled up
>just open the door and we'll talk about it

>>46809561
All monster girls should have a big butt. Even the snakes. And the lolis. And the loli snakes.

>>46809570
>Apophis calls a private meeting with her council
>informs them that she overheard scribe Anon telling another guy that she had a "double-decker donk-tacular dumptruck"
>asks her spies to find out what he meant believing it to be some sort of code
>decides to punish him personally when she finds out what it really means

If you like butts on snakes, you never liked snakes in the first place.

>>46809611
tsuchinoko

>>46809611
This anon speaks the truth.

If you want butts and a snake, just go for a lizard because that's essentially what you're asking for.

>>46809560
>>46809532
>>46809554
>Random wandering dark mage shows up
>"I got just what you need"
>starts rummaging through her bag for few phials, all containing liquids in different colors.
>starts mixing them into another phial and places said phial in her cleavage
>shakes the phial with her huge boobs while chanting some spooky spell from her book
>ends in a magical explosion
>hands you the smoking phial.
These dark mages are weird.

>>46809611
>>46809619
I like snake girls and I also like butts on them.

>>46809638
On the level of liking spaghetti with ketchup.

>>46809638
it makes for some pretty cursed character designs

ok but what if the snake ass has scales on it?

>>46809567
This is a face you can trust

I'm going to offer a tanuki a profitable transaction.
I slide my tongue up her ass, and in exchange she sits on my face.

>>46809704
would brush coat/undercoat

>>46809704
That looks suspiciously like the face I've seen in the woods around my camp on still winter nights up in the mountains.

>>46809710
Isn't that the same thing? I mean one can easily be achieved with the other

>>46809735
Not necessarily. In this arrangement, she gets a seat and I get a treat.

woo my request was completed!

where should i upload the topless version?

>>46809752
Catbox and wikianon will do the rest

>>46809752
she cute

>>46809752
Topless

https://files.catbox.moe/tkeurz.jpg

>>46809752
Why is Echidna so cute? Also what artist they drew her nicely

>>46809752
>>46809777
Impressive

>>46809783
Bread N Butter

artist takes a while to get a request done, not surprising considering how much it pumps out per week

>>46809752
Dangerously un-pregnant for an echidna this close to mother's day

>>46809752
i'd delve her dungeon

>>46809752
May i ask what artist you commissioned it from?

>>46809805
i dont know anon,those tits look pretty ready to feed a children or three

>>46809812
>>46809803
here

https://www.patreon.com/user/posts?u=63751519

>>46809813
i think about that lil orthrus sometimes
you need an echnida if you want to go over 100% completion rate

>>46809655
>he doesn't want to anal the msgk Apophis

>>46809842
That's what the cloaca is for.

>>46809826
STOP THINKING AND START DOING!

does the art fairy or write fairy lewd you?
kind of hard to take her seriously. not only is she tiny, but she is also a creative nerd and I'm sorry I just can't imagine them being able to do that.

>>46809853
lonely and single echidnas get scary around mothers day

>>46809876
Its their fault for making the dungeon WAY too hardcore for the normal adventurer

>>46809861
She doesn't lewd me. I wouldn't lewd me.

Reminder that normal human women can be turned into an Echidna via a ritual, so go and convince your childhood friend to join the snake cult!

>>46809912
i joined the snake cult for the group hugs and potluck dinner

>>46809044
HRNG

>>46809946
That's actually from last week.

>>46808432
The gallery is filled with shitty scribbles though.
that's not it.

>>46809946
bountiful harvest

>>46809950
SOUL

>>46809961
I have no soul so I can't understand.

[HIDDEN]
>pic related
[DETECTED]
[CAUTION]
[DANGER]

>>46809961
>>46810023
I gave mine to a demon, she cooks dinner and gives me smooches though so I think its a fair trade.

https://exhentai.org/g/2915989/a240938210/
I can't believe that the lolibaba finally got pregnant, but considering those massive loads it was eventually going to happen. I guess this is the best present that you can give to your grandmomster.

>>46810103
I'm waiting for what will happen to other grandmomster

>>46810069
i think your bed is haunted

>>46810069
Nice, you even got a tailpussy model!

>Mother's Day is coming up
>Perfect time to make fun of single mamono on 4mon
>The usual stuff, "I'm a single man, you'll never find love, etc."
>Give out your address since you're moving out tomorrow
>Thread flips the fuck out, but what do you care?
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

>>46810156
Man, this series has been such a guilty pleasure.

Choose the form of the destructor.

>>46810239
>But you're already here!

>>46810239
Gove me harpy Samus miss phantom

>>46810214
I like that such cute Orcs are getting some love specially since they are of the P'orc variety.
I didn't liked the Elf episode that much.

>>46810190
Yeah, I think they come standard nowadays. If you want one of the 6 arms succs though that's gonna cost you 1.5 souls.

Why are elves so unpopular here?

>>46810261
They are posted almost as much as foxes though.

I don't trust elves.
I especially don't trust the ones big enough to boob hat you, or stuff you inside those weird green elf clothes to mindbreak between their tits.
But most of all I don't trust their pointy ears. They are just unnatural.

>>46810261
I just think they're boring. An elf is basically a human woman with pointy ears, after all. Post MONSTER girls, not monster GIRLS.

>>46810287
You're the boss.

>>46810287
>Post MONSTER girls
Nigga stop before you unleash more evil on this thread

>>46810329
He already samefagged to post furshit, he knows what he's doing.

>>46810329
I was hoping we'd get, like, bugs and sneks. Not... that.

>>46810348
>ugly bug girls
>not cute beast girls
What is the problem here, exactly?

>>46809861
>read a story on the internet about a write fairy who gets sick of her man-slut neighbor's teasing and forces herself on him
>can't help but notice that the numbers on the fictional houses are only one off each from you and your leanan sidhe neighbor's houses
>remember all those weird looks she gave you while you were mowing the lawn or talking to the other monster neighbors

>>46810440
>A rat with chemicals
Hmmm

>>46810261
The same reason why vampires are hardly talked about past that one waifufag. They're boring design-wise. Except in the case of Elves you trade the pointed teeth and outdated fashion sense for ears that could be used for daggers and chip on their shoulder.

>>46810455
I have the impression vampires, and the other high tier undead, get talked about relatively often.

>>46810464
Doesn't change the fact that vampires are boring ( to me ). Wights and Liches get talked about more often it feels like as well, and Jiangshi tends to get some love whenever memes involving them being cute get posted.

But then again Jiangshi are always cute.

the monster girl definition argument is tired and boring.
the only "definition" we should be talking about is the definition on miss oni's muscle!
holy shit, look at those abs!

>>46810480
Meh; wrong number of legs. Should be 0 or at least 6.

>>46810480
Can onis even be considered monsters? I think they're too cute to be considered monstrous.

>>46810493
Oni are untamed viscous animals

>>46810470
I should recognize this style but I'm drawing a blank.

>>46810504
They change their tune when they have all the sake they want, a full bowl, and a comfy bed.

>>46810455
>The same reason why vampires are hardly talked about past that one waifufag
LMAO he's still mad.

>>46810504
>scarf
>5'7"
If by "viscous" you mean "huge dork," then yes, she is quite the "viscous" animal.

i will step on the snake

>First day of high school
>First period
>Teacher walks in, she's a demon
>She introduces herself as Dominique Beaumont, Ms. Beaumont to you all
>She's very professional, no lewd comments or other common monsterisms
>Though she seems to have singled you out for some reason and asks you to see her at the end of the day as the period ends
>When you return to her classroom after school, she instructs you to close the door behind you
>In front of her is a piece of parchment, and she spins it around to show it to you
>It's a marriage contract
>She gets up from her chair and walks around her desk, sidling up behind you
>She whispers in your ear, "If you sign it, I'll let you call me your Dommy Mommy"
>She even wraps her tail around your thigh

>>46810515
Doumou.

>>46810531
No, I'm just stating that it's rare for vampires to be talked about in the positive same as Elves but nice try.

What’s anal with a lamia like?

>>46810537
This but with a snake. It can't be that hard to find one into that.

>>46810552
It's not anal--she doesn't have a butt. It's her cloaca!
Sorry, Tengu-san.

>>46810552
Like fucking a girl in the asshole but she's 7 meters away at the time

>>46810552
Much like the other girls, ignore the animal fuckers trying to convince you otherwise.

snekdingers butt

Topheavy horses

>>46810552
A bit tight.

>>46810578
Good horse like this deserves a human to relieve her of such burden.

>>46810541
Thanks, found it.

>>46810578
they are beasts of burden and well suited to handle it

>>46810561
She's only a tengu if she has a hat on

>>46810470
It's true that Vampires are the most boring undead, without a doubt. Nothing can beat the charm of a good old Zombie.

>>46810540
>Dommy Mommy
That has to be right now one of the most normalfags therms that can get thrown around here

>>46810690
They're one of the most boring, but the most boring has to go to Skeletons.

Crawling onto a big batcat lap and falling asleep

>>46810705
I rather a big batcat would crawl onto my lap and fall asleep

Batcats are DORKS

wear a shirt that says batcat bait and then find a batcat and tell her you are batcat bait and then kiss her when her guard is down

Gonna turn the batcat into a fatbatcat

>>46810690
That's why I do kickflips over my crotchety old vampire neighbor and drink a bunch of cool sodas in front of her while I tell her how lame she is.

Gonna get giantess vored by a bat cat

>>46810715
>manticore kneading your legs before resting her head on them
>purring extra loud when you start scratching in her ears

Need me a cheshire cat

If I get defeated by a Lizardman or a Salamander in a duel, I am shamed, and they will have to watch as I end my life with my own blade to regain my honor and end my shame. It is the warrior's way. The culture of the warrior cannot change. It is better that way.

>>46810849
>The will-o-the-wisp that hired them to challenge you is gleefully clapping in the distance.

I need an evil wife
Bare minimum of evil is littering (and cleaning it up 5 mins later cause she feels bad)

>>46810878
Not evil enough. World domination or NOTHING.

>>46810692
That right also comes free with every demon marriage. Silly offer to make, really.

>>46810820
There's been an error in shipping, sir. You in fact have been shipped SIX cheshires.
NO REFUNDS

>>46810917
>6 cheshires to make absolutely abhorrent posts on 4mon with
Yes please!

We Are In The Endgame Now

>>46810958
It was Cheshires, not Infinity Stones.

>>46810958
The rapegame

>>46810984
My favorite game to play with minos on the farm

>>46810992
*minors

I could hit a home run off any monster pitcher

Werewolves do not have large breasts, they are dogs and not cows so they cannot have large breasts, they are all small and flat chested, it's true.

>>46811090
This seems like a sabbath trick.
Last time I went out into the woods I found huge wolf tits pushed into my face.

>>46810930
You won't be able to reset your router fast enough.

>>46811103
It was a fox who dyed her hair grey/brown to trick you.

foxes cant beat me
i took the mofu vaccine

>>46811231
Nobody tell him

>>46811001
Care to wager yourself? I hear that the kakuen pitcher from the next town over throws a real heater

>>46811231
The "mofu vaccine" is just a way for the Danuki Occupationl Government to inject tracking chips into single men. It doesn't actually do anything to deter foxes. Wake up sheeple!

>Have a Kunoichi maid
>You're the only one who has ever seen her
>Everyone is convinced that you just have some weird machismo hang-up about being seen as a good homemaker
>Your maid takes extreme delight in this and constantly appears directly behind any guests you have just to make an obscene gesture at you and then vanish as soon as said guest realizes you're not paying attention

>>46811231
>>46811300
>Occupationl
* Occupational
I bet the danukis did that.

>>46811301
No one else can see my beautiful wife?

I love gacha images i love gacha images i love gacha images

>>46811301
>unsure if friend got an eldrich wife and went insane or there's actually a kunoichi in his house

>>46811419
Is this a dog or a cat?

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that the salamanders don't actually have secret bloodline techniques.
Thats just propaganda.

>>46811434
i didn't bring my cat detector but that does look like a lion's tail. at least in shape

>>46811277
She's going to be pretty sad when I hit the ball out of the park

>>46811439
I'll call her a stinking mutt and if she gets mad then we'll know for sure.

You come across several Order Soldiers who have managed to overpower a Bapho and break her scythe before binding her wrists with rope. You see them kicking her around and poking her with their swords and halberds to make her jump and squeal for fun while laughing out loud, all the while they prepare a pyre to burn her with.

What do you do?

>>46811487
walk up to them, shake their hands and thank them for their service, and the wander off to find an adult monster to fuck

>>46811487
Help them.

>>46811487
Sneakily steal their wood. Rescue the baphomet when they go to look for it and have her introduce me to Marune.

>>46810561
Cloaca in bio

>>46811487
Sneak a shrinking potion into the bapho's mouth while they're not looking, quickly put her in my pocket, and act surprised with them as they find out they lost her. Then help them search for her as to not look suspicious. And then, once more help arrives to find her, let them thank me for my service as I take my leave.

Then, I take her home with me in my pocket. Let the shrinking potion slowly wear off, but as it wears off and she slowly gains her normal height, I bind her up myself such that she can't get away. I then use her as a body pillow for the night and play with her hair and puni-puni paw pads and maybe even lick parts of her body. Then in the morning, I ask if she wants to stay. If she does, I lewd her. If she doesn't, she has to eat all the eggs.

>>46810480
God I want to fuck an oni so bad.

>>46811601
the surgeon general doesn't recommend it

>>46811601
I don't think I could. Alcohol smells gross

A bunch of dumb Lizardmen or Orcs with their shitty swords and hammers are no match for an Order Heavy Tank with a 120mm cannon.

>>46811706
Recommendation or no recommendation, I just can't resist the allure of a big, strong, shapely, red-skinned horned woman with tasteful amount of muscle definition, especially if she's wearing that traditional clothing. My lust for oni would be most likely enough to overpower any sort of apprehension or embarrassment I would feel trying to approach her, so I would just go in and tell her she's hot right out of the gate.

>"My heart is ice cold, human. Far too cold for the likes of you. If you touch me, you'll freeze to death..."

>>46811797
>call her a dork
>walk away
got em

>>46811797
the important thing is non-stop ice puns

>>46811300

Mother's day?

>>46811950
Impregnating your wife on mother's day vs. impregnating her 9 months before so she will give birth on mother's day
>MGC officials confused by two distinct mysterious bumps in births every year

Would you kiss dragon ass?

>>46812047
I would make out with a dragon butthole, but only if it's loli dragon's

>>46812047
and then some

Huge tits on kots?

>>46812122
Huge tits and ass on kots

>>46812128
But she's black and fat

>>46812130
Pet the cat anon

>>46812156
Fat cats are for spanking

>>46812047
Depends on the ass, but generally speaking yes.

>>46812130
a cat is a cat

>>46812209
Manufactured for spanking sessions

>>46810540
In that situation I would mess up the signing because I would be so flustered. I really do want to eat out a tall demon bombshell from under her desk though.

I'm gonna go on 4mon and be racist in the desert kingdom threads, I'm gonna call them the N word, I'm gonna post pictures of anubis maids and make "WE WUZ KIKIS N SHIET" shitposts, I'm gonna post statistics about how their Pharaoh leaders absorb most of the wealth in their sand countries and leave the populations poor while they live in vanity palaces, I'm gonna post about how Anubi make up 14% of the population in MGC and yet are responsible for 40% of rapes, I will post pictures comparing the lofty manors that pure white Vampires live in beside the sand huts that Sphinx and Mummies live in. I'm gonna ask them if desert kingdom so peaceful and nice then why the constant civil wars between Pharaohs and Apophises? I'm gonna make them all mad as I can.

>>46810540
>First day of high school

>46812317
>46812332
>>>/pol/

>>46812317
Stay in /jp/, you're always welcome here

>>46812356
>>46812339
Now I need a meme pic of a MGE witch or dark mage telling the viewer to get out of /jp/

>>46810480
I want to court an oni, all proper-like, with dates and poetry.

>>46812332
don't post off-topic images, fag

>>46812375
Trolling are we?

>>46812467
Malware. Doesn't actually clean your PC as advertised.

>>46812047
No, but I would kiss and milk dragon boobs

>>46812490
>kiki.sexe
Will definitely clean your D: drive.

> > 46812332
MGCPD Detective Jinko: "Niiiice"

>>46812467
Install this in your automaton to improve her efficiency by as much as 24%!

>>46812467
Kiki has no right to look this smug.

>>46810899
You are her world, Anon.

What's keeping you going anon?