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tanuki futa cock is no match for kitsune prostate play

>>46769318
I was gonna spell the subject as tanooki as a joke, but I didn't smack that second o...
>>46769339
Tanuki elephantitus balls against kitsune prostate play

>>46769318
Sado Mami Futa Futatsuiwa From Sado

what is their problem?

>>46770086
The more similar two organisms are, the more fiercely they compete for limited resources (men's prostates to stimulate)

>>46770086
they could just take it easy

Grandma tanuki!

>>46770086
Mamizou is unfairly prejudiced against foxes for no good reason.

>>46770086
>>46770718
She hates the foxes, she hates the tengus, she hates the kappas, and all of those groups hate each other. All those groups are engaged in a power struggle in gensokyo.

>>46771312

Is Gensokyo just the Middle East

>>46771331
Gensokyo is a Middle East where the Hags fight over imaginary dominance over a population of theoretical young men. In reality they are all laughed and made fun off by the young women who laugh at these women.

In Conclusion Genysoko is a fucked up place where vulnerable men are taken advantage of by Youkai women

I love Mamizou, she's in my top 3 2hu's!

>>46769392
I can take both of them at once.

>>46771353
Imagine meeting a nice young lady who seems super into you only to discover the morning after she was a hundred year old youkai who took advantage of your naivety to trick you into a relationship with her and now your only options are to either keep the relationship going with you two keeping it a secret or break it off and have your whole village know you just came inside some oversized tricky raccoon with a nicotine and alcohol addiction.

>>46771447
Imagine being on the rebound after trying to drift apart, she's having none of it but you finally slip away for a night. She's at some kind of super secret meeting but whatever, then you see an uncommon sight, a tall bombshell blonde with the prettiest eyes and kindest smile.
She smiles at you and you know what? You go for it.
Turns out the wild night of passion you had was just another 1000+ youkai hag, this one a jumped up fox that won't shut up about her cat. Now you have the option of keeping the affair a secret and walking a tightrope, or coming clean and everyone knowing you're the rope in a game of hag tug-of-war

>>46771447
What's the downside?

>>46771466
What's the downside?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GM7eOdRWQAAjguI?format=jpg&name=orig tanooki milk

>>46771563
Don't flush your genetic legacy down the toilet of glorified bestiality when there are so many nice young ladies in the human village, some of whom actually need a family line to keep reincarnating thanks and good day.

>>46771447
Nice try Ran would kill me.

>>46771636
Name one

>>46771466
Reminds me I've got an idea stuck in my head about two timing Ran with Mamizou and vice versa, but they actually both fully know and plot to secretly bully you over it.

>>46771563
You get a girlfriend who is okay with starting a relationship under false pretenses, I guess.

>>46771447
>>46771466
Come clean on both. It's the equivalent of smoking a cigarette around a leaky gas pump, but I'll be damned if I won't go out without creating the greatest live drama anyone has ever seen.

>>46771714
it's hard to imagine a beast couldn't smell that two-timing out instantly
or just the stray hairs on your clothes alone

>>46769318
I like her feet for some reason. And I’m not even a footfag fetishist or anything. They just look nice and make her look mature and sexy in those sandals. Her sprites in 15.5 are real nice too.

>>46771721
>>46771714
Thats the point, they both know and they don't care, you don't know this. You do know that crossing youkai is a death sentence, and being the center of a love affair between two powerful hags isn't healthy normally. Then think about the social suicide of being the butt of all granny AND beast fucker jokes in the village forever.

>>46771875
Oh and it's even worse, Mamizou's gang will know you're not taken by her, and well if that trick worked once... Plus, the story's going to spread until the tengu will pick it up, and all it takes is one slow news day and half of Gensokyo will know. You won't be able to go anywhere without youkai women recognising you as that guy who fucks youkai. Just setting yourself up for endless sexual harassment. No, you have to salvage it as best as you can.

>>46770086
Hag on hag violence!

>>46772038
there is one place you can hide…

>>46771331
Well, human males, ages 6-30, are kidnapped, raped. and forced into marriage with youkais on the daily, so I guess it's like reverse-sex Middle East.

>>46771447
>a hundred year
>a hundred
MASSIVE underestimation.

>>46772375
Don't be dumb, the Hakurei shrine would never tolerate that and there's no evidence of any bribery regime to get the miko to look the other way. Humans who go missing just vanish to the outside world, not anyone's bedroom. It's safe to walk around alone or at night if you're male.

>>46772380
Do we even know any touhou girl who's in the hundred year range? I feel like every single one of them is either 500+ or 16yo.

>>46772527
Alyuu kind of. She's the ninth child of miare so her chronological time alive on the world is almost certainly under 200. Problem is if you talls up the time since her first incarnation she's over 1200. Reincarnators make it tricky.

Stupid sexy raccoon

>>46772527
I've got one. It's pretty funny, because her general demeanour and the fact that she's 99% of the time portrayed as the one who knows everything that's happening would make you think that she's older, but she's five times younger than remi

>>46771447
Nah, I knew from the start

>>46771875
>Then think about the social suicide of being the butt of all granny AND beast fucker jokes in the village forever.
I'm trying to get over just how RETARDED this is. Social suicide? Butt of jokes? This is like making fun of someone for winning the lottery...twice. "OH you're soooo rich! Why is your car so big and nice? Lol. You're not hungry? Guess your scantily clad, big breasted private chef must have made you some gourmet shit in your huge mansion, loser!" Getting two hot beast milfs on my dick is the achievement of a life time and I won't let village NPCs attempt to shame me for it! If anything I'll just crash at either of my beast mom's places

>>46772394
This is clearly propaganda you got paid off to say this who are you working for

>>46780743
He's working for reimu (she doesn't want the public to know all her friends are immensely powerful youkai who control gensokyo from the shadows)

I wanna get drunk with her

Wasn't Mamizou a ZUN self insert

>>46784977
Why would ZUN self insert himself as a woman..?

>>46777511
one of your beast moms lives in a cave and the other one lives with someone who's older than most caves

>>46784977
Thats his wife self insert

I drew a mythologically accurate Mamizou Futa tsuiwa on tumblr but no one seemed to appreciate it there.

>>46772527
Given the Jack the Ripper references I like to think that Sakyua comes from late 1800s England.

>>46785285
Cute cute cute I wonder if she has similar hairstyle and glasses.

>>46769318
Imagine getting *POMFED* in the face by her big fluffy tail

>>46771636
Hey Akyuu, how many fairies did you punch today?

>>46786809
Feels good man

>>46772527
Explicitly - Patchouli, somewhat over 100 years.
But it's important to understand here that touhous for which we don't know ages far outnumber those for whom we do, but also biases in how we get that age data - it's mostly either the human girls, for whom simply biology still applies, or the big names of the franchise who make reference to legendary or semi-legendary figures from Japanese real-life history, from which we can make age inferences (and those, in turn, tend to fall into disproportionately narrow window of 7th-early 8th centuries, the formative period of Japanese state and culture and beginning of the written record) - so you get those two categories you name this way, but by no means they are representative of youkai at large. From some lore points we can infer that "common youkaifolk" like, say, Nitori or Mystia, are about century or several in median age, in middle of those two extremes, even though we normally can't even approximately estimate the age of any one such specific girl.

>>46769318
I like Mamizou but I don't drink, smoke, ir gamble, is something wrong with me?

>>46789373
Not at all, you have great taste in 2hu's and it's not like you have to be into any of those other things.

M.I.B. Mamizou sexoooo!!!

>>46795529

>>46795529
I want to massage her tired feet, nylons left on

I want her to be racist to me about how youkai are made to rule over humans.

>>46770086
Ran knows around 'coons never relax.

I want to attack her with a barrage of compliments until she blushes.

Foxes need not apply

>>46795582
I want to touch it.

>>46769318
Flabbynuki

I want to be teased

She's a saggy smelly smoker that's over a thousand years old and lives in the woods. Surely you can set your standards higher then some granny.

>>46814645
She's a lovely lady

>>46814645
>over a thousand years old
That's hot as fuck

>>46814607
>>46814645
>>46814977
squishy~

>>46814977
Delicious Tanuki toes

I wanna bury my face in her plump belly and fluffy tail...

>>46814989
Don't say that to her face or she'll get really mad.

>>46815280
What if I kiss the squish?

>>46815280
God, I am in love with her body type in that image.

>>46815280
All I want to do is inseminate both of them at the same time but their bickering makes it so hard...

I want to be cuddled be her

>>46820267
Why is she calling me gey?

>>46824133
Because ur a fegit

I made some tricksy raccoon porn today.

https://files.catbox.moe/5yegop.jpg

>>46824958
>I
>made

>>46771447
Secret moonlit rendezvous with Mamizou... Watching the moon and stars as you cuddle and hold hands... Having your own special love nest with Mamizou... Living happily with Mamizou... Brushing Mamizou's tail... Mamizou stroking your hair as you fall asleep on her chest... I can't, Anon. This is too romantic for me.

Imagine the cuddles

>>46824958
I like it

>>46825655
I wish I had a soft and plump Mamizou GF I could wrap my arms around while pressing my face into her chub as I fall asleep...

Fatfags be gone. Mamizou is canonically a slender lady.

>>46825914
Tanuki shapeshifting trickery. Imagine trusting anything a Tanuki says or does as legitimate and sincere, couldn't be me. Very untrustworthy creatures. I do not believe for a single pico-second that that abrasive alcoholic can fit in a slim suit without magic.

>>46824958
Very nice, but can you please make some porn of her where she has the good kind of fat body type like in >>46815280? Is it even possible with AI?

>>46825914
Imagine the cuddles

>>46814645
Granny's still got it.

>>46836605
Cunnilingus for the sole purpose of pleasuring her

>>46841280
gay lmao

>>46841280
>implying I wouldn’t personally enjoy every second of going down on her

>>46850003
I never implied that

>>46861318
Sexy and underutilized.

>>46861318
I want to worship her legs and feet, nylons on

>>46866059
Imagine how soft they must be...
Her ears and tail that is!

>>46869174
I want to pet them

>>46884920
Isn't that uncomfortable??

>>46884920
Please don't show your girthy penis on a blue board Miss Futatsuiwa.

>>46887565
In love with the thought she could sit so casually and drunkenly she doesn't even notice she's flashing someone.

>>46887915
Implying she's not doing it on purpose

Mamizou telling you that she can take the form of any girl you like!
Flustering her by saying the girl you like is Mamizou!

>>46888201
Cute!

>>46888323
>>46888201

>>46771312
You're forgetting the rabbits.

You can't spell Mamizou without "Mami"!

heavy and old

>>46900097
They can be as big as your heart desires, that's the best part.

mami elephant

Nobody saw my massive mami mammaries earlier...

>>46900097
>>46901854
you need a bra, ma'am

>>46902333
Just because I didn't say anything doesn't mean I don't appreciate them Mamizou, but I understand how you feel.

>>46902431
thanks you~

>>46902452
Oh, to be transformed into a button on Mamizou's shirt...

>>46902615
I'd rather be her shoe

Go to bed, grandma 'nuki. You're too horny and drunk.

>>46903878