/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Post cute alps, please!

>>46773597
>>46773694
You WILL fuck your daughter and you WILL be happy.

>>46773789
Alps were made to be mating pressed and impregnated

>>46773781
put that gargoyle in some proper clothing

How about no.

>>46773839
It's fun dressing Gargoyles in cute outfits when they can't move.

>>46773868
only now i realize exhibitionism is gargoyles' selling point.

>>46773856
>Has big breasts because the sculptor who made her thought the Chief God was big breasts
I love it

My hovercraft is full of eels.

>>46774134
My cats beat your eels

Kneading wan butt.

>>46774311
>A werecat kneading your chest while sucking your cock
The dream, especially if she purrs too

>>46774311
Combing sith butt.

>>46773792
there will be

Undead

>>46774923
rape

>>46774923
I need the wight woman in my life.

don't worry your adopted momsters by going off to become adventurers. stay at home with her instead

>>46774988
Nigger

>>46774988
Kill yourself faggot

>>46775138
>>46775283
doesn't this ever get tiring to you?

hnng

>>46773868
Feeling up Gargoyles when they can't move is even more fun.

>>46775836
Yes, play pokemon with their lives.

I'm developing an incredibly specific fetish for Manticores with butt plugs in their tails, send help.

>>46775893
I'm not sure that makes much sense. Woulnd't some sort of gag be more realistic?

>>46774134
I will not buy this unagi joro - she is scratched

>>46776010
let the batcat be an idiot, it is the only way they will learn

>>46776043
Anon, you are the one with the idiot fetish.

>>46776067
it is true. I love a dumb monster.

>>46774134
Trade you for mine, it's got a ton of bugs.

>>46776121
Do not fall for the fox propaganda, they are lazy and terrible wives
Go for a Danuki instead

>>46776257
auntie please stop snapping at my coworker like that. she just needs a place to stay for a while.

Tips for escaping a yandere Phantom?

Dog girls with huge tits that intentionally dodge headpats to get you to fondle them. Entrapment cases involving werewolves skyrocketed once they started to "act tame"

>>46776257
I could go for both

When will they nerf the clothing entrapment grab on monsters?
It is literally a free instant win button if you get caught under their shirt/sweater

>>46776283
>tips for escaping a reality bender
If you diddled a ghost until she urned into a phantom then you deserve what's coming.

>>46776283
>Tips for escaping a [monster]
Good luck

>>46776283
Get a strong vacuum cleaner and pretend it's luigis mansion

>>46776301
because otherwise monster with natural entrapment skills just becomes the only correct choice. this is more obvious when you realize that most meta build like fox hags, long lamias and large winged angels are meta exactly because of their entrapment speciality

>>46776283
Same way you escape an escape room: don't break things, don't use furniture not meant for climbing to climb places, look at the door and under every surface, every puzzle has a solution but if you can't solve one you might just be missing the pieces so try a different thing when stuck.

>>46776347
What do you mean by “choice”? Arent monsters just npcs?

chocolate is good for you

>>46776347
but what if the snakes catch on and start wearing sweaters themselves? How will anyone compete?

>>46776387
But I want my kids to be white like me. I will not racemix.

>>46776382
of course they are. what i was talking about is...... giving the devs better choices. yeah thats what i meant

>>46776399
they dont have the balance to do the lunge atack with their huge tails and lack of feet. this means that they have huge end lag after using it, giving you lots of free hits after they use it. its the fox hags that really goes out of control with the addition of a front facing entrapment skill. theres simply no safe angle of attack on them

basilisk gives better hugs than hebi or bunyip or apophis. no i will not explain my method.

>>46776481
can't beat the bunyip

>>46776408
This kiki looks unusually dangerous and unhinged.

>>46776506
don't worry about it

basiliskiki

I will simply bargain with the fox and offer to introduce her to my more successful sibling instead. She will definitely be more interested in him than me and then leave me alone.

>>46776515
I think that waking up and discovering your usually calm and composed maid on top of you, looking at you with crazy eyes, her tail actually wagging a little, is a good reason to worry.

Hey look buddy, she's an engineer. That means she solves problems.

>>46776517
I like Ashogis

>>46776517
A snake maid is not a good idea. They are too long to be maids.

you should have a somewhat eldritch gf

>>46776506
>kiki
I think this anon might need new glasses

The Champawat Jinko has raped 436 men

>>46776654
I can assure you that only person who needs new glasses is miss kiki here

>>46776654
there's some feathers and scales. we just can't be sure

>>46773856
I like the idea of "fathering" mgs by literally making them. Not even necessarily to marry them yourself. Like creating metal slimes in a lab by injecting mamano mana into mercury and then letting loose in the wild to find a husband

>>46776692
>we just can't be sure
There could be KIKIS here

>>46776622
i will teach her all the quirks of this temporal and corporeal dimension!

Don't ask about the warring states period. She'll jump into a tangent and undead don't need water or sleep so she won't stop

I want to buttfuck a fat assed Vampire while she tries and fails to maintain her haughty attitude.

>>46776757
weird that she only died like 50 years ago

My masculine-shaped killer war robots with boxy, bulky frames are cooler than my rival Miss Gremlin's stupid feminine waifu-bot Automatons. They always will be...

>>46776774
>Overworked Japanese OL from the 70s turns into a samurai zombie
Imagine telling her she kicked the bucket right before the bubble economy when it was impossible not to make money

Finally professing your love to your best friend Pyrow!

>>46776773
>No possibility of making a dhampir
Who's the smug one now?
>>46776802
After eight years of cohabitation and three daughters

>>46776757
Perfect, I needed someone to play my autistic tabletop wargames about the sengoku jidai period and maybe some others too. My Anubis classmate childhood friend is not enough for the 3p+ games, plus I know her tells and she can't bluff to save her units so some games are just boring with her, even if she's quite a good opponent for others.

>>46776773
What if she ends up loving it? What then, smartypants?

>>46776773
The more haughty the girl is, the weaker she is to anal.
And if she's wearing dark lipstick, she has no resistance at all.

>>46776862
I'm pretty sure that she loved it already

>>46776876
If she's wearing dark lipstick she's weak to missionary with the intent of making babies

It is said that if you get for those cheap rent flats at Hagville you wake up with weird coloring marks on your dick, like if they were made with lipstick but they are really blurred and with different colours

>>46776935
i figured it was a spiderbite or something

>>46776935
Good thing the proprietress tanuki would never ever allow anybody into your room while you slept, especially not if they offered her a wad of cash for your room key.

>>46776935
This is why you just go to sleep in your bathtub. Nothing bad happens in there! That's what I heard from a VERY reliable source.

>>46776935
but I don't go outside, I don't leave my apartment.

>>46776935
>they are really blurred and with different colours
So hags hunt in packs

>>46777004
Ah, the good ol' "disguised dummy in the bed while you sleep in the bathtub with a bottle of jack/cheap beer" trick, the hags will never find me

A Dragon destroyed my home village....

>>46776995
it's such a friendly place the doors don't even have locks

>>46777130
God please grant me a swirly eyed monster wife

>>46777054
A box of wine is better when shared.

>>46777128
Gentrification is a bitch.

>>46776935
Just remember to never open the door to room service
There's no room service in those cheap apartments

>>46777152
why would i need room service when my neighbours gives me their leftovers?

>>46777128
Oh no, how drab, it seems with nowhere else to go you will have no choice but to move in with the Dragon at her lair.

i get that i can find hags in hagville. but where do i find the christmas cakes?

>>46777184
Everyone in my village is starving to death because she burnt all of our crop fields and storehouses. There are bandits also coming down on us now as well because they sniff easy prey and salvage. We are all going to die of famine and disease and marauders now and it's all her fault.

>>46777216
Shit happens.

>>46773781

>>46777152
Anon, please. They prefer to be called housekiking.

Kamaitachis are cute!

>>46777128
Now join up with a plucky mouse knight and become her squire on a quest to slay the beast.

How can a Fox from the east really want to marry a gaijin anyway? Why would she want a husband that didn't even speak her language? A husband who is a dirty foreigner to her with a different culture?

>>46777332
they have a harder time tricking the locals into marriage, as they are wise to the foxes wiles

>>46777332
Silly westerners are easy to manipulate.

>>46777291
I think I could deal with a pre-assembled harem like this. Normally I wouldn't want to juggle that many girls, but harmony and understanding are guaranteed this way.

>>46777383
The best harems are the harems where the girls were clamming it up just fine before they found your dick.

Being an ignorant tourist/gaijin in places other than zipangu when the tourists open - especially dragonia!

I'm gonna go on a guided tour of Wonderland! Can't wait to take some really cool pictures!

I'm gonna go to Wonderland and take a tour of a cheshire cat's digestive tract!

>>46776802
Her reaction
>Yeah, I know

>>46777431
i'm new to hell. maybe she can show me around, see the sights and all that

>>46777445
this but miss hatters in reverse

>>46777451
The only sight you're seeing with a hellhound guide is the hellhound herself and her makeshift bed in her den.

>>46777458
If you eat her would you get high on shrooms?

Hatters are in tatters, I require a cheshire

>>46777491
>Eating hatter ass/vag/milk will make you incredibly horny, trip and/or mindbreak because of shrooms

>>46776802
>"this relationship is strictly professional"

>Sun is setting
>Twin holsts approaching you on your left
>Country girls, both 5' 8" (not including horns), nearly identical, aged 23
>Normally docile, but not today
>Twin minos approaching you on your right
>Small town girls, both 6' 1" (not including horns), one with a tan and brown hair, the other with a darker tan and black hair, aged 25
>Typically aggressive, especially today
>Both sets of twins are single
>They all want YOU right NOW
>Both sets of twins are tugging on your arms trying to convince you to come with them over the other set
>They're both getting progressively angry and hornier the longer you wait.
>It's now that your realize it's a full moon, and you're wearing red
So now Anon, here're your options: go with the holsts and become their husband, go with minos and become their husband, attempt to take all 4 as your own wives, or trust in your lack of ability to outrun the cows that are all faster than you and attempt to escape.

Which path will you take?
And what's your reaction to the situation as it progresses?

>>46777543
>pyrows
>professional

>>46777578
Well she sucks me dick very professionally

>>46777554
I choose the Holsts, then tip them and run away!

>>46777543
she's proposing a merger

>>46777554
>At least technically asking, even under the circumstances
>Not attempting to rape me in my home
I cry a silent tear, take the holst twins by the boob and try to prepare my pelvis. I hope they know how I like my eggs.

>>46777601
>Anon attempts to tip the cows
>They burst out laughing and drape their arms around him
>"This city slicker thought he knock us over."
>"He fell for the oldest joke in the book."
>"You watch too many movies, boy."
>Their grip on you tightens as they take you back to the barn

>>46777554
all cows welcome

>>46777604
I demand 50% ownership and guaranteed further expiation into the family market.

>>46777635
Okay I'll try a speech check.
>'tis a fine pool, but it sure isn't no barn, English

>>46777662
>>46777604
>>46777543
I have my doubts that you're speaking of a pyrow. This sounds like you've been talking to a danuki.

How high are you, anon?

>>46777604
That's not a pyrow...

Is it weird I might have a fetish to be a premature ejaculator that cums easily to monster girls and want to see them delighted and tease me about it? Perhaps even force me to cum over and over

>>46777692
Like in general or just in MGE?
I mean, yes. But at the same time, admitting it unpromoted to us is even weirder so there's that.

>>46777692
Actually, would MAMONO MANA give you a hair trigger if your wife was into that? You could just get it up again so it's not like there would be less sex.

>>46777692
it's much less of an issue when you can keep going additional rounds

>>46777705
I don’t think exclusively MGE but preferentially MGC or some sort of medieval-like area close to elves’ domain
>>46777717
From Druella’s (or was the current queen’s?) entry, too much mamono mana in the air already forces weaker men to kneel cumming. So I suppose any husband of a high ranking monster girl will suffer similar effects for a while in the relationship. At least until his body adapts.
>>46777719
When you put like that I guess so. Yeah. Being a quickshot is only bad with a refractory period. When mamono mana is in play that’s basically just something for monster girls to tease

>>46776773
>>46776876
Vampires, Wights and Pharaohs are all critically weak to anal

>>46777759
>too much mamono mana in the air already forces weaker men to kneel cumming.
Druella the whore does it again.

>>46777762
You didn't include at least two which is funny as hell to me.

>>46776995
>>46777152
>Leaf on head
Literally made to have her breath sniffed. I'm letting her in.

>>46777759
>At least until his body adapts.
I'm talking long term. As already more directly stated, premature ejaculation isn't an issue if you can keep going. I can see that potentially being valued by monsters if you look at it the right way since they want the cum.

>>46777686
pyrows can be business savvy too

>>46777797
Godspeed, you crazy bastard. Girls got nothing else going on anyway.

>>46777819
Does it include femdom, though?

>>46776773
Kinda fucked up how vampires tend exhibitionists huh? Nearly every manga or game with a vampire in it has a scene she is nude even when she isn’t bathing in blood.
And most of the time they have fat asses. Hell Maria Brion from SEQUEL has a lot of ass-focused scenes

>>46777838
Kill yourself.

>>46777838
>Hell Maria Brion from SEQUEL has a lot of ass-focused scenes
Have you never played sequel? They all have that.

>>46777838
i surmise it's due in part to their feelings of superiority to the human race. would you feel awkward or embarrassed being naked around your dog?

>>46777835
>Nuki landlord locks the door behind her
>"Stay quiet and shut up, or I'll kick you out on the streets."
>She pushes you down on the couch
>She's sweating
>Brings her face close to yours
>"Be quiet, I'm not gonna hurt you."
>"Just... sniff. Okay?"
>She breathes her hot, steamy breath on your face.
>Beads of sweat drop down into your forehead from her
>Her breath smells like alcohol and shrimp tempura

>>46777869
Fair enough

>>46777866
I like how the trash all crawl out at the same time, very organic.

>>46777873
Even the gaping retards are less obnoxious than you

>>46776862
But anon that's the point. She absolutely loves it but she could never willingly admit that a lady of such high stature could be made to feel good by a commoner stuffing his cock up her ass and rutting like an animal.

>>46777871
>marry young (800 years old) vampire from some old jinjo bloodline
>she *has* to repeatedly get naked in house near (You) to prove honor her bloodline pride in spite of being constantly embarrassed from the customs

>>46777895
I'm sorry for your homosexuality and lack of appreciation for danukis.

>>46777885
Janny gave up on this thread, so they don't need to hide
I wonder how long do we have before the inevitable "this was ALWAYS how things were here" narrative will start being pushed

>>46777902
>lack of appreciation for danukis.
You mean the forced meme that practically killed off any discussion about Danukis for several months?

>>46777913
nobody talked about them anyhow but it certainly buried it

>>46777913
Is it really a forced meme now that it's mainstream here?

>>46777942
yup

>>46777906
>the inevitable "this was ALWAYS how things were here" narrative will start being pushed
There it is.
>>46777938
>nobody talked about them
>>46777942
>it's mainstream here

>>46777942
How is it mainstream when it's just one retard appearing from time to time to react with his garbage to any Danuki pic? I remember that guy killing those auntster Fridays with his breath garbage when people tried to discuss or post scenarios

Personally I'd want to inhale danuki morning breath.

>>46777956
>Danukis love to get their breath sniffed
>Cheshire cats are memelords
>Black harpies are street whores
>Fat hatters
>Jabberwock vore
>Lilim dorks
>Anubi are autismos
They were all forced memes at once, and now they're just accepted facts by /mgt/. Being mad at the latest iteration because you don't like it is silly. It's here to stay, just accept it.

>>46778011
nah

>>46777838
I wish you stupid faggots who take what Ereszbet Bathory allegedly did as historical fact, similar to Vladislaus Tepes III and his anal penetration fetish, and fucked off forever. Shit's annoying when those are the two tropes that follow vampires everywhere given by myth they were just fucking zombies by a different name who would turn into furries if you didn't properly get rid of them.

Tanuki smell fag isn't even the worst one. That belongs to the "wurms are functionally retarded" meme.

>>46778011
>>Black harpies are street whores
>>Jabberwock vore
>now they're just accepted facts by /mgt/.
Get fucked.

So how do we deal with this schizo who keeps seething at everything? He's going after danubi breath memes now, something that is already widely accepted in thread canon.

>>46777838
I'm really confused why this rustled some peoples feathers. I feel like I'm missing something or miss reading it since exhibitionism has never really been an issue here.

>>46778041
Post more Cait Sith, the most popular girl in the thread.

>>46778047
Don't pay any attention to these people, just keep posting human women.

>>46778041
>No danubian danuki who forces your to sniff her breath after she downs copious amounts of beer and schnitzels

>>46778047
off-topic gacha image
>inb4 b-buh she's totally a vampire

Much shinenings, yes?

>>46777906
>>46777956
He just keeps doing it:

>>46778011
>>46778041

>>46778059
Every year all the cait siths in the kingdom gather for a super secret ritual in honor of bastet. It happens behind closed doors and nobody knows what it involves.
That ritual? Climbing the royal cat tower.

>>46778072
Waiting for the day for her to make a bra out of foil she found.
>Foil clothes
>Sunlight reflects off of it, temporarily blinding people below
>Black harpy swoops down to steal their shiny things too
>Takes them back to her nest
Black harpies are the smartest of all birbs for a reason.

But the real question is, would you sniff black harpy breath?

>>46778041
>that is already widely accepted in thread canon.
It isn't and stop forcing that garbage, he has ben told through the years already that his garbage isn't tolerated
No idea why retards like you are changing the narrative

>breathfaggotry accepted
Are we being raided?

>>46778093
he does it to mildly annoy specifically you. it's that sort of person

>>46778097
Just ignore and report

>>46778088
Smells like fries, fruits, and nuts. So yes

>>46778047
The schizo seethes are any gacha woman posted. You can notice it’s him since he replied multiple times telling the guy to kill himself.
That’s all. There is nothing wrong with the post.

Post cute and wholesome black harpies please!

>>46778129
>wholesome street sluts
Mmm, no.

>>46778129
I wonder why Zipangese Black Harpies wear silly hats.

>>46778134
Pyrows are streets sluts, not black harpies

>>46778061
That’s a vampire though

>>46778141
Regular black harpies are communal. Plenty of friends.

Zipangese black harpies are loners. No friends. The hat is the closest thing they have to a friend. So that's why they wear them.

>>46778153
No vampire features and bathing in the sun, clearly a vampire

Do monsters in the Undead Kingdom have British, French or vague Eastern European accents?

>>46778156
I wanna be her friend.
>>46778176
There's more than one undead kingdom, so it might vary.

The best part about danukis is that they are very cute. And that's the most important part! Man, I just love them all so much.

>>46778011
>Danukis love to get their breath sniffed
That's not even a meme but a retard replying to any danuki picture posted with his garbage, nothing else. It was always been frowned upon.

>>46778184
I love them too but every time I post about Danukis there's a retard posting his garbage scat tier fetish

>>46778188
Just remind that it was forced by a confirmed scatfag and move on.

>>46778188
>It was always been frowned upon.
But never deleted, which makes it an acceptable part of thread culture.

>>46778214
Because Meido is absent unless the thread reaches critical mass

>>46778206
Ironic since raccoons literally rummage through garbage cans.

>>46777554
Good thing I sling the fastest gun in the West
i'll just shoot 'em all wit' me demon silver bullets, knock em out, then wrangle em to me ranch for correction

>>46778214
>But never deleted,
It was, he even got banned for it at one point.

>>46778218
>muh meido
He's a janny, no need to sugarcoat it. He certainly doesn't deserve it.

>>46778214
That faggot had to stop spamming and avatarfagging because he was getting repeatedly banned for it.

All right, what's your next deranged and utterly detached from reality gaslighting attempt?

I'm gonna tell a Hellhound she's a good girl and call her cute and pat her head. She'll be too happy she'll forget she wanted to rape me.

I am very smart.

>>46778244
>>46778222
How much do you think the danukis paid to prevent anon from slandering their good names?

>>46778244
>because he was getting repeatedly banned
Suuuure.

Miss Danuki coming up with some scheme to financially manipulate me into marrying her, but then BAM! I pull out the engagement ring and ask for her hand in marriage on the spot! She'll never see it coming!

>>46778298
Not if she presents an engagement ring of her own first.

You all are paranoid. Breathfag left months ago. This is just some wannabe copycat.

>>46778370
>This is just some wannabe copycat.
Never said it wasn't, makes no difference in the end.

>>46778370
There was no breathfag to begin with, just people falseflagging because they need something to be upset at.

>>46778370
Doesn't matter, same garbage

>>46778041
Just keep reporting him. He always eventually disappears for a few days when janny has enough. I'm sure once people get bored of this he'll move on to screeching about something else.
Been awhile since he's bothered the writers at least.

They say cats are liquid, but a determined bunny girl can squeeze into your hiding spot too.
https://files.catbox.moe/uwgf54.webm

>>46778454
All rodents can do that

>>46778449
>he'll move on to screeching about something else
like pyrows
It was funny to watch him try and generate an outrage over pyrows
I suppose breathposting is an easier target, though

>>46778460
I fully expect that of mice and rats, but now I know how the Ratas manage to spy on reclusive Anons.

>>46778502
Squirrels are specially elastic and malleable

>>46778462
I remember his meltdown last year about krakens and scylla and the rest of the tentacle girls. He sure seems to hate a lot of things in MGE.
But enough about that. Let's talk about pink foxes instead.

>>46778405
There was an original breathfag. But some shitposter(s) hijacked his moniker and ran with it, so that he and his posts become hated. In hindsight, he should've used a tripcode.

Kinda feel bad for the guy. He was chill.
The shitposters were not.

>>46778502
There are ratas in your walls.

>>46778528
Ah, so that's the new narrative you're gonna push now. Not the most creative one, to be honest.

>>46778513
Made for kneading.
>>46778544
I'll make her a peanut butter sandwich if she comes out.

>>46778543
That is what happened right? Or am I wrong?
I don't know all of what happened.

>>46778588
Then maybe you should stop making things up?

The cat will squish you now.

>>46778588
My guess is the usual suspect adopted it to falseflag. Maybe the OG is still around. God knows danukis need more love than just being memes for the pol crowd.

Most people don't know this, but the "Druella" we know is not actually the real Druella. She's actually a robot made to fulfill the evil schemes of Big Grem.

>>46773781
I forgot these threads existed

>>46778588
>I don't know all of what happened.
Then why do you invent garbage trying to defend a literal scatfag, the breathfag was so annoying that cut all Friday auntster stuff for months and tried to move to other monsters cutting almost all conversation and that got him banned on several occasions and it seems that some copycats shitting on the thread are using his formula

>>46778619
W-what happened to the real Druella?

>>46778613
I do not want that cat to squish me when she's got a poster of a muscular, male, green orc on her wall.

>>46778626
>muh scatfags
Why aren't you seething at people talking about anal sex then?

>>46778628
Probably on vacation or something, shitposting on 4mon where no one can tell it's her. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

>>46778656
This.

People will bitch about some smellfag and call it scat, but the moment there's discussion about sodomy or ass-eating, then suddenly it's not a problem, despite the latter involving literal shit.

>>46778656
>Why aren't you seething at people talking about anal sex then?
Schedule conflict

This creature is TRUSTWORTHY. She is a FRIEND to the gaijin.

Here we finally see what prompted that shitposter to make nonsensical angry posts about Pyrows, Bogies and the vampirefag's waifu over the last few days:
>>46778449
>>46778462

It's because when he spams forced memes like the breath shit and the entire thread tells him to shut the fuck up, he'll claim it's the same single person who was also doing the previously mentioned shit. Even though it was himself doing it. It's basically the exact same thing as that guy from years ago who invented a fuckoff-fag bogeyman and started replying "fuck off" to completely random posts.

>>46778675
>then suddenly it's not a problem
Because it's hot unlike smellfaggotry

>>46778684
I'm gonna trust fall into her, just to make sure.

what happens when i get a mg and she finds out i am insane, degenerate, and perverted?

>>46778703
>eating feces is hot
>smelling breath is not
Neither are hot, but eating feces is much worse.

>>46778691
I love how you do all this, but no one cares... So you have to explain your cool shitposting plan yourself, because otherwise people will just keep ignoring you.
It's so pathetic.

>>46778656
Anal sex isn't scat

>>46778742
Just another day. Anon needs bogey correction. Or bogie. Maybe even flayer.

>>46778706
>He immediately volunteers to fall into her softness
Gaijin are too unguarded. Perfect.

>>46778758
If you weren't a turbo virgin, you'd know it's quite dirty and smelly. Hence the need for a condom, unless you want to be covered in shit.

>>46778773
>If you weren't a turbo virgin
So we have this kind of poster on /jp/ of all places, really? where's meido? even he could tell apart /jp/ posters from normalfag tourists

>>46778773
I mean irl yes
But this just fantasy

>>46778773
>If you weren't a turbo virgin
Uh anon do you know where you are?

>>46778790
I find hilarious that someone uses turbo virgin as an insult on /jp/
How old are you?

>>46778773
>If you weren't a turbo virgin
sir this is /jp/

>>46778807
I mean this for >>46778773

>>46778773
I think you clicked the wrong tab

>>46778790
>where's meido
You mean the janny tranny?

>>46778773
>If you weren't a turbo virgin
>lets talk about real life on /jp/
So we are indeed being raided, that explains everything

I swear every day here is a coin flip between an overbearing power abusing janny handing out 3 day bans left and right and a complete anarchy where tourists are allowed to shit all over the thread with no limits

>>46778772
have mercy on him. he dosent know that touching a foxes tail constitutes a formal legal marriage proposal.

>>46778836
Forget the contract, a single brush of a fox's tail or fat tits can spread Mofuplasmosis, and you know he's not on prophylactic anti-parasitics. Next thing you know he'll be letting her treat him to a drink or five and then before anyone knows it there's a milky married fox with a litter of kits on the way.

Remember that not only hags are for anal, but also little girls specially the bratty ones.

Did you know that port towns and other points of entry have up to 500% more foxes living in them than any other location? Anthropologists suspect it is for easy access to gullible gaijin males that they would be able to access before any locals are able to pass on warnings about the danger of foxes

>>46778901
It's true. One day you're a brave adventurer seeking glory, and the next you're a proud husband of a little of kits who kisses his fox wife at every opportunity.

>>46778922
*proud father
god damn it

>>46778927
Too late. Your family tree will be turned into a ladder.

>>46778927
>He corrected his post but didn't even correct "little" to "litter."
It's beyond over for you.

I wanna make posts on 5mon about how taillets lizards won't get any boyfriends.
I also wanna let it slip I'm single and watch the thread go up in flames
I wanna get doxed by tailets with massive wings, which was always my plan since Wings > horns >>>> tail.

Need baphomet motherwife

>>46778901
it used to be more balanced. the gaijins just happened to inflate the numbers in those towns

>>46778896
>sodomizing your wife instead on giving her children
Gross

>>46778960
Its horrible. Some of those fools even seem proud about siring several dozens of those conniving pests.

>>46778939
I shouldn't be laughing, but get out anyway

Gentle romance with the mailwoman.

>>46778927
I blame fox mofu
Not even once, kids

>>46779022
>YFW she starts bringing you perfume scented letters with no stamps on them

>>46779006
A thing of tragedy really, Foxes used to have to be true masters of manipulation in order to trick someone into being her husband, now it's just finding some fool who just got off the boat and promising to show him around before dragging him to the nearest fox shrine to consummate the marriage

>>46779033
Fluff is not a crime!

There will be rape.

>>46779088
Not if I consent, idiot.

>>46779041
the wave of fuzzy tendrils moving towards every boat that docks is quite the sight.
>>46779033
>>46779069
everything in moderation Anon, just dont take the foxes word for how much a "moderate" dose of fluff is.

>>46779088
The monster in the mirror nods her head

If you're traveling abroad to monster-dense lands, it's generally advised to already be married. But if you're not, then don't worry! Your travel agent is single and human (ABSOLUTELY NOT A MONSTER IN DISGUISE!!!) and she really likes you a lot, too! She'll be more than happy to take your hand in marriage before some overseas harlot snatches you up!

Touch fluffy ears.

Do you hear the cheshires sing?
Singing the songs of angry mlem.
It is the music of a people
who will have their fishos again

>>46779107
just met mine when i left the boat! her accent is strangely much thicker than it was over the phone, weird.

>>46779107
>Your travel agent is single and human (ABSOLUTELY NOT A MONSTER IN DISGUISE!!!)
Damn I was hoping she was actually a satyros in disguise, who else will I find who loves wine and making it just as much as me?

>>46779145
>tears of trench coat
>HA! It was me all along!

What if you confronted the evil Lilim Demon Princess by barging into her castle but found she wasn't on her throne, she was in her bedroom lazing around on a bed covered in pillows too busy playing with her phone and watching tiktoks to deal with you?

i win

i lost...

>>46779120
My one wish would be to get portaled and open a restaruant in mamano land, cooking delicious food for beautiful monsters and introducing the various foods from our world to them. Imagine hand feeding a cheshire fried fish and hushpuppies and watching her face as she tastes the malt vinegar on the fish for the first time.

>>46779120
War

>>46778614
The big problem with Gyoubu-Danuki is that people keep treating them like /pol/ stereotypes when they're more or less mofu flavored Ferengi. Yes, they prioritize profit and schemes like Eddy, but they're doing it to make life more comfortable for ( You ) primarily.

>>46779140
I don't understand, why disguise herself to be less interesting and attractive?

>>46779361
>Ferengi
What do I look like? A NERD?

Hey, so basically I'm just not gonna be your husband.
I know. UGH I know, I'M SORRY!!!
It's just that I'm not gonna be
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>46779402
I don't understand

>>46779402
>saying no to a heckpupper
Dude will not be able to walk for days after she's done with him.

>>46779413
The same would be true if he said yes. There's basically no incentive to agree.

>>46779406
He cropped this comic because uh...

Consent is a social construct.

>>46779419
This man got raped super hard immediately after this

>>46779443
Technically speaking, yes.

I don't understand how anyone could fall for fox trickery. Like, just don't huff the fluff. Don't look at that big fluffy tail that probably feels like how you think a cloud should feel, and don't fluff it. Don't run your hand over the silky soft fur that has been carefully maintained her entire life and....
okay, maybe ONE fluff won't hurt
she even brought sake

>>46779415
Well, no. If you say "yes", she won't rape as much as if you say "no". Because in the latter case, she'll torture your dick until there's nothing left of your dignity as a strong man.

>>46779375
You're in this thread you tell me.

>>46779470
i can tell that this fiend will relentlessly tease me at every given opportunity. how do i shut her up so that i can fluff her in peace?

>>46779495
Enough alcohol to put her to sleep so you can fluff away.
Surely she is a lightweight, just have to outlast her

>>46779470
>she even brought sake
Meh, fucking weeb. Bring gin next time.

robot pedophiles

>>46779527
Wew. That's quite lewd for latenight.

>>46779530
it seems as if he had a robust interest in automatons from a young age

>>46779530
Few see LN lewds coming.
https://files.catbox.moe/rss4hb.jpg

>>46779556
LN-sama...

>>46779556
D-damn

>could have posted cute cait sith greentexts about clumsy catgirls shamefully reliving their days as pets
>didn't
Feels bad.

>>46779556
that poor geoduck

>>46779556
I remember a Ches lewd he also did

Why are foxes like this?

>>46779590
I don't. Can you catbox it?

>>46779600
catbox

>>46779600
I don't have it, it was from 2017 or 2016 and post it trolling someone that commissioned something totally different

>>46779600
He does have a pixiv, so maybe it's there in one of his 120 image posts.

>>46779470
I will drink with zipangu foxes and werecats

i want my mommy

stinky wans

I'm such a pussy. I'd probably perv on a hag if I had one as a neighbor by staring at her through the window with binoculars or try upskirting one in public with my phone, or just stare if they were showing off cleavage since I can't help myself. And when they confronted me I'd become a stuttering mess and apologize to them for being so disrespectful, offer to delete whatever photos I had or stop staring.

>>46779673
cute boys who can't contain themselves get mercilessly hagged

>>46779673
Dark Mage bait.

>>46779673
I must admit that I extremely love well endowed monster hags and by human standards they look amazing, I would probably surrender to the first hags that offered herself to me and maybe her friends if she likes to share

>>46779639
There, there.

>>46779662
going to shower my giant hellwan and make her realize showers are worth it when someone else is scrubbing down all that hair with cinnamon scented shampoo

>>46779673
Top class Holstaur bait.

>>46779673
the biggest adjustment would be getting used to monsters perving on you
think about how many times you'd have to explain to monsters than you already put on some suntan lotion before you got to the beach

I wonder what mamono would think of circumcision.

I think monsters are really scary

>have a rat girl in my house raiding my fridge at night
>don't know how she keeps getting in
>leave out a few rat traps
>she gets snapped on the toes and tails by them and starts crying
>jump her in the kitchen and grab her up then
>right out the door with her
>next day
>she's sitting on my couch smugly, munching a grilled cheese I had to fix her
>MGC police came by and ruled that I "abused her", and that I shouldn't treat my "wife" like that
>or at least she is now because they've forced me to marry her and let her inside
Why are they like this

>>46779721
Move to a cat town.

>>46779714
They know how to deal with that.

>>46779735
That's really scary!
Monsters cannot be trusted!

>>46779735
cringe

>>46779734
It's too late for him

>Succubus won't stop bragging about the fact that the demon lord is a succubus like herself.
>is a supremacist and keeps talking about how mortals should be enslaved
>is too good-hearted to actually treat you like that though.

>>46779575
If you were going to do it you would've over posting this.

>>46779734
OK, now what?

>>46779762
You get to marry a cat instead. What more do you want? You basically won at life.

>>46779735
Too damn cute. The full original was great too.

>>46779768
Paws typed this post

Gonna power up the pharaoh with worship.

>>46779791
can I pet her snake?

>>46779791
i wonder how annoyed a pharaoh would be if a graped pharaoh was stronger than her

How hard can the hag pits dungeon really be?

>>46779813
I would do a training montage with that pharaoh. She will become the strongest ruler.

Look at this young and fertile cat.

I think monsters are trustworthy

>>46779822
the retirement home remains an S rank dungeon

>>46779830
The best cheshire has that distinctive neon look.

>>46779822
The gap hag room is impossible. Fucking bullshit ??? yokai powers

Unfortunately, I was diagnosed with anhedonia. Monsters cannot fix me, they won't be able to do anything with me.

>>46779353
I wonder if Paladin-san is going to find any monsters. At least Cheshire-chan is helping out.

>>46779830
they cant plot against you if they have no thoughts. get a dumb monster

You may pick one.

>>46779889
3,5,6 & 9

>>46779889
I want all of them, I can't start a business with just one goat

>>46779889
7 please.

>>46779904
have faith in your livestock. even 1 alpaca may turn into many and you can slowly scale up your enterprise accordingly

>>46779910
My brother.

>>46779916
This Alpaca is too big.

>>46779917
The hairstyle is good for a lot of mamono. Like demons.

are hounds great ready for the pound

>>46779392
got a source for this image?

>>46779967
https://twitter.com/croriin/status/1787791988949225959

Need lazy chesh to exchange 80s and 90s pop culture references with like it's our own separate language.

>Own vineyard in undead kingdom
>Invited to wine tasting event
>Vampires keep asking to taste my personal vintage while licking their fangs
>Wights insisting that wine filtered through their pantyhose enhances the flavor and I need to taste it
>Wannabe sommelier phantoms going on hour long monologues about how many flavors my wine evokes or the wonderful tannins
>Liches asking what fertilizers I use, what time I harvested, and if I jerked off on the grapes themselves or the tree to make it taste so good
>Ghoul deep throating the neck of the bottle while looking at me
>Zombie not liking wine so I give her grape juice instead
>Pharaohs from far impressed with my wine buying up whole crates while offering to grow wine for them personally
>Find apophis in the back with her fang stuck in the cork of a bottle

>>46780068
>the tree

>>46780068
I skipped over one preposition in this post and was very confused for a minute.

>>46780068
Zombie is a good girl. Gotta treat zombies well when staying in the undead kingdom.

>>46780068
Oh, Miss Ghoul, you're such a scamp.

>>46780068
i don't know if they'd consider any bottle less than 100 years old

i like those w shaped pupils that some cephalopods have

If I ever had to enter an Undead Necropolis I'm wearing a gas mask so I don't have to smell rotting corpses and other gross things!

>>46779527
how does bro have such a big penis?????????

>>46780339
MGE incubus magic turns every human male into gigachad

Wife

>when the mg grievously misunderstands the meaning of "family friendly" material

>"Oya, soldier-san... Devil understands she is a Demon, and that makes her a mortal enemy of humans... So, if you really want, then go ahead and strike Devil down, Devil's not gonna resist. Do whatever makes you happy, soldier-san. Devil just wants you to be happy anyway..."

You heard her anon! Now take the chance and strike the evil down! What are you waiting for?!

>>46780425
I'm hitting her with a broom until she leaves my room.

>>46780425
I'll strike her down by using my tongue to assault her asshole.

>>46780425
"Ma'am, this is a Wendi's"

>>46780464
"square patties..."

>>46780425
Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't kill the Devil
She is literally the fucking DEVIL, she's BAD

>>46780096
Can someone give me full context for this image?