/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Livestream it for us, okay?

>>4676713
sure

If you believe it, anon, then anything can happen.

I wouldn't tell anyone, mai waifus :3c

believe when I die I'll become a god

my first priority would to put speakers in the clouds and give every shut in/hikky the power to fly

The miracle will not occur if you do not believe.

Enjoy getting eaten on day one then being reborn back on earth into an even shittier life.

Do it now, maybe you'll be a part of the upcoming games

>>4676706
it will work if you BELIEVE!!!!!

If by "appear in Gensokyo" you mean rot in the ground or be burn to ash's then yes.

>>4676739
holy shit

Yes,god willing.

Ya gotta believe! If you believe it deep down in your heart, it'll become a reality one day...

Even if it takes years and years, if you keep believing, it WILL happen! Gahaha!

>>4676744
>http://tohno-chan.com/

I would trade my immortal soul by a night with suwaCko

Remember, you only go to Gensokyo from outside every 60 years! You need to live quite a bit longer to hit that window, Anonymous, so DO NOT GIVE UP YET!

>>4676757
>active users: 4

Isn't it sad?

>>4676757
Yes?

>>4676772
hueahuehaueha

yes, sad indeed.

>>4676768
I don't think I can wait that long. What do I get for making it to 30?

Drown yourself in Lake Suwa.

It's the most Touhou way to die in this world.

>>4676797
You don't get anything Gensokyo-related, but you might have a slightly more worthwhile life. Maybe the yama that governs your area will go a bit easier on you.

>>4676772
>>4676796
and how many do you think /bun/ has on average?

>>4676772
wait.

then how the fuck does each board have 500,000 posts?

>>4676813
~80 unique ip hits per day

>>4676813
most then your has bro

>>4676829
4 very bored people.

>>4676831
wat

>>4676706
1. bullet to the head
2. appear in hell
3. ????
4. fuck utsuho/orin in the ass!

>>4676829
pretty much this.
>>4676830
active users is who's hitting F5 at that moment, not how many users the site has in total.

>>4676853

No, that's fucking retarded.

;_;

>>4676866
Sure, why not?

>>4676866
Kool-aid in the butt?

>>4676706
enjoy your hell/limbo, whatever.

>>4676879
I lol'd

>>4676853
Why does each board have almost the exact same amount of posts?

>HE STILL IS RETARDED

Hey OP make a video and make it sound like you're killing yourself so you can go to Gensokyo, so we can leak it to the media and get Touhou banned by fearmongering mothers.

>>4676908
That worked so well with D&D back in the day.

You are truly a depressing person.

>>4676932
Haters gonna hate

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>>4676932
Normal fag detected. You're why good posters are leaving for tohno-chan and bunbunmaru.

>an hero

Back to /b/

>>4676932
just look at http://tohno-chan.com/luv

I understand you love your waifu, but I think you need some help.

>>4676894
post counts are shared across all the boards.
It helps prevent GET junk (not that anyone as ever even gone for a get really) and I believe it encourages board unity.

>>4676706
oh delicious suwako... I would insert my hardened penis inside her wet and tight vagina until I cum uncontrollably, if you know what I mean.

>>4676959
Sup /b/oof.

>>4676966
Back to /a/

>>4676966
>tight vagina
sluts don't have this.

No, nothing happens after death. You will only deny yourself more delicious Suwako in the end.

In which case you should strive to live as long as you can, while you can still be aware of her.

>>4676960
That's what I was thinking.

Makes sense.

>>4676966
>if you know what I mean.
No I don't, explain more.
Preferably with pictures.

>>4676982
Stop calling mai waifu a slut

>>4676982
>suwako
>slut

does not compute

>>4677003
bring me a loli frog goddess and I'll show you

so, /Jp/. What do you think happens after you die?

I think it is a state of unconsciousness ... like when you sleep, but you will wake up eventually, when our Lord will judge us all.

Tohno-chan is the best "otaku culture" imageboard on the internet.

>>4677054
Our lord Yamaxanadu?

>>4677058
>Otaku Culture
One more reason to find a board besides /jp/.... Fucking moot.

>>4677062
>ANONYMOUS!!!... he is a fucking pervert that only thinks in rape and lolis, I've seen perverted guys but this one is pretty the game :3

there is no life after death, faggot

>>4677087
You're going to hell for that one, shiki.

Lot of people who refuse to believe in the yama in this thread. Thankfully, I'm fairly certain this won't impact your judgment.

[citation needed]

>>4677129
I want to be spanked by shiki-sama

>>4677133
not much of a wiki if it only has like, 4 articles

>>4677133
/a/ likes tohno? for what? The massive image dumping on /a/ before?

>>4677133
Tohno, I'm disappointed in you.

>>4677166
/a/ likes anything that's loyal to a waifu.

>>4677149
Ah, but you won't meet Shiki (unless it's the 60 year event). You're under someone else's jurisdiction... but don't worry, I'm sure she (he?) will be suitably moe.

ZUN is jesus.

wat

>>4677166
I think he made that article

>>4677199
Im going to make you a page there

>>4677233
Don't you fucking dare.

>>4676831
wtf nigger

>>4677233
If you don't I will

>>4677275
working on it now

>>4677281
goddammit.

>>4677325
>>4677323
>>4677319
>>4677315
>>4677311
>>4677309
what the shit?

>>4677344
Just ignore it.

Hey currybutt imposter, there's no point in you faking it because we all know you aren't currybut.

>>4677281

>>4677357
Be sure to add an image drawn by BOOF himself

>>4677360
Man, haven't seen WRIGGLEFORCE.jpg in ages.

>>4677362
Use the yuyumad he did yesterday.

>>4677394
that shit is hideous

>>4677405
Janitor don't delete my actual posts. Geeze, cool your shit bro.

>>4677405
the janitor is workan...

>>4677357
http://tripfriend.wikia.com/wiki/(%E2%98%9E%EF%BE%9F%E3%83%AE%EF%BE%9F)%E2%98%9E_BOOF_%E2%98%9C(%EF%
BE%9F%E3%83%AE%EF%BE%9F%E2%98%9C)

>>4677612
Very well done. I feel even closer to BOOF than before.

>>4677612
>he is quite possibly the most pathetic person to ever grace 4chan with his presence.

;_;

>>4677640
dont you feel special boof

>>4677658
I don't even know what to feel anymore.

I want to make one for dollfaggers but I don't think I know enough ;_;

>>4677667
just put that he and CurryButt will one day be a couple

god dammit

>>4677357
Wait, what.

>>4677674
I'm not going to put anything. Requesting it if anyone else cares about dollfagers, though.

>>4677612
what the fuck is wrong with you.

>>4677690
I care about fagers, but not about some wiki run by /a/ fags.

>Anonymous are the non-tripfags of /a/
>of /a/