/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Just how exactly do you plan to make amends for this, Anon?

Well?

>>46652582
Forgive me Parsee, I couldn't save your thread...

>>46652582
I am (not) sorry.

>>46652582
Sorry, but I'm not touching a thread that gets infested by fatfags.

Jerks. The lot of you...

I like Parsee a lot.

>>46659416
Excellent taste!

>>46652681
what are tits (I'm a visual learner btw)

>>46659527
Another part of what makes Parcheesi lovely.

>>46659416
I like Parsee more than you

>>46662713
No need to get JEALOUS there Anon.
Heh.

>>46667367
I want to smell Parsee's bobs

>>46667367
oh no
Hair vents
my greatest weakness (After sociopathic women)
Paraguay you conniving girl, you

>>46652582
Fuck off cave Alice

Parsee is the cutest!

>>46675478
French kisses with Parsee

Something for the lore-friends, is she predisposed to guard the bridge because that's like her 'role' as a youkai, or is that kind of just her job? If the latter, who pays her, or is it a 'duty' kind of thing?

PARCHWEEEESEEEEE I LOVE HEERR
https://litter.catbox.moe/rx84hi.mp4

>>46652601
WOAH!!!
Parsee looks so beautiful in a wedding dress!

Parsee is undeniably pretty. How is it that she still hasn't got a boyfriend?

parseebros, WE RISE
>>46707506

Well maybe Parsee should just accept she's a little shithead good for nothing but bondage porn.

>>46708041
Never doubted it

>>46708041
So fucking cute

>>46708041
My wife fucking WON!

>>46708041
She and Yamame were good girls all along

>ultracute manga appearance
>fumo about to be released
The age of Parcheesi begins!

>>46719909
happy parsee is cursed
post more

>>46719990
Ask and you shall receive!

Parsee is a therapist.

40 minutes

>>46720295
I’d only need about two minutes with Parsee if you know what I mean haha…

>>46719990
the og

She was never depicted to be seething with jealousy or even being cocky or angry in the game, her sprites depict her either happy or looking worried. She truly is a nice 2hu as far as 2hus go :)

>>46720203

She's the best at her job!

>>46721375
It makes me happy to see they went with a smile for her official Fumo. She deserves it. The blush would've been nice to include too, but no others have it so that's fine. I'm buying two of her! <3

>>46721420
I'm gonna *POMF!* *POMF!* *POMF!* *POMF!* *POMF!* *POMF!* fumo Parsee!

>>46722060
Stop. Fumo Parsee is for hugs not fugs.

>>46721420
I'm jealous of anyone who will own a Parsee fumo

>>46724781
Why not get one of her yourself? You don't pay for the order until it ships, and she won't be out for like half a year. You'll definitely regret itttt!

>>46720203
I'm going to rape her first!

>>46733124
We'll be having none of that. She's been through enough. Parcheesi is for gentle hand-holding, loving embraces, and, um...tender loving. (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

>>46738232
Uhhhh okay
I'm going to rape her first... softly

Jerk.

Thinking of Parsee~...

>>46720203
I wish I could get therape from Parsee

>>46751912
...same.

Just won the auction for this. Whaddya think Parseebros?

>>46759737
I look forward to seeing your tribute.

Parseebros how are we feeling about her spotlight in jobtori manga?

>>46763450
Ew. I would never.
>>46764438
I enjoyed it quite a bit! It’s nice seeing her get a role for a change and her characterization seems to be close to her portrayal in SA, so it’s extra nice seeing her depicted with the personality she really has. I get the feeling though that she’s gonna end up getting possessed by Mizuchi, and I don’t know how I feel about that. At least she’ll be drawn with some interesting expressions.

>>46765625
>I get the feeling though that she’s gonna end up getting possessed by Mizuchi
It probably wouldn't happen because ZUN wanted to keep Mizuchi nigh invincible until Reimu comes around, but I'd like to see Mizuchi fails to possess Partake because her innate jealousy just doesn't mix well with other form of grudge.

>>46767936
Yeah, if even Little Miss “11/10” Manga-Is-Named-After-Her Satori can’t help but get BTFO at every turn, I doubt our favorite Bridge Princess will fare much better. But still, I’m glad she’s gotten this much thus far.

You did preorder your girl already, right Parseefriends?
Now comes the long wait...

>>46773215
I will stand here waiting

>>46773215
Sex doll Parsee when?

>>46773215
You'd best believe I did.

>>46779463
Aotume will gladly make you your very own Parsee.

>>46779490
Saving money to have my own
Parsee!

weird to think there's more evidence for this in canon than there is for yuugi and parsee

>>46786898
Ew, please refrain from posting that yucky spider in Par-chan’s thread. I swear, two characters will interact once and shipfags will immediately insist they’re throat fucking when nobody’s looking.

>>46787253
I know it's hard, but if you try actually reading the post you'll realise I said nothing of the sort. I thought they had a nice sort of friendship in CDS. Not every picture of two characters is insistence that they're fucking.

>>46763450

Anon this was the least subtle way you could ask to see another man's penis

>>46787411
It's not that I want to see his penis, it's just that Parsee is in the perfect pose for it. I couldn't see the potential before when I only knew the image as a png on the internet, but now that I've seen its physical form it was the first thing I thought of.

>>46788877
lol gay

>>46763450
>>46788877
Saddest sexual solicitation I've seen on /jp/ in my 9 years here, this is worse than any boipucci uwu shit or kig degeneracy anon. Embarrassing, I hope you feel bad about this and it haunts you years out, keeping you up at night

>>46789032
It's just sad.

B(P)ump.
(To Parsee)

>>46787253
You, foolish: thinks I want to see Paru and the Yams lez out
Me, wise: wants to get tag teamed by Paru and the Yams

I want Parsee to abuse me

>>46802060
If I had a Parsee GF I'd never leave her side. You'd have to use extreme force to take me away from her.

>>46802854
I want a Parsee gf who would use extreme force to make me hers and hers alone!

>>46802877
Same!

>>46803032
That scary looking Parsee is very attractive

I love this Parakeet like you wouldn't believe

>>46652582
I love this cute little jealousy monster

>>46808463
>The Rapist Is In
Um...me first? O///O

>>46686590
it's a curse

>>46686590
it used to be because she was bound there, but CDS seems to just be either ignoring that she was bound there, or you have to assume that whatever shinmyoumaru did let her leave the bridge whenever she wants

She is my favorite. So miserable.

I want to abuse Parsee

Do you guys have any favorite renditions of our girls' theme? For me it's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEgzd20HHYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNwu0A6gD8

>>46815184
https://youtu.be/iVNrZN9q-UQ?si=owNKgadH3T9IeWNQ

I love Parsee and I feel her problems...

>>46817887
You also relate to her?

>>46817887
>>46818162
I relate to her so fucking much man

>>46818162
>>46818210
Yes... I relate to her a lot...

>>46818210
Do you have the constant feeling you've been wronged and deserve more?

I wish I could be with her.

>>46818315
Of course I do, it feels like fate itself is mocking me
I don't deserve all this shit

>>46818315
Yes... and I also feel those who have wronged me don't deserve to be as happy as they are... Everything is unfair

Anons are literally Parsee

>>46819375
Right?? Why do they seemingly just get the things that they want???
Why can't I have even a fraction of it???

Playing Uno with Parsee and dropping a draw 12 on her!

How would Parsee react to headpats?

>>46819959
Violently

I just want people to acknowledge me... my entire life I've just been a third wheel in every single group I have ever been in... my entire existance is expendable in the eyes of others and I fucking hate it...

At least Parsee brings me some joy...

At least you were able to be in groups, how nice. It's ever only just been me, myself, and I over here....all by my lonesome..
He had people he could be with...good for you...

>>46825733
I'm sorry anon... Hopefully you can find someone that you can call a friend someday... I know I should be more grateful of what I do have but I just can't... The only thing I feel is pain... I would have been better off dying all those years ago...

Parseefags are mental

>>46652582
Lol. lmao even.

>>46822983
Angry Paru a cute

>>46825733
I get you anon.... I've been alone my whole life because all I know irl are boring normiefags who i hate interacting with... all the while some people get these amazing friend groups....
you have no idea how it feels.... all these people with great friends... while i get nothing...

>>46825733
>>46834985
You're honestly better off... having friends just opens you up to more suffering and jealousy...

>>46825733
>>46826763
>>46834985
>>46841214
Who gave Parsee internet access and why is she talking to herself?

Parseebros...

saving this thread

Oh, why even bother. What's even the point anymore...?

>>46860173
Every other girl gets their thread bumped, oh it's enough to make someone jealous isn't it? Parsee has to work so hard just to keep one measly little thread afloat, and some girls manage to somehow keep MULTIPLE up!!!
God it's sickening.

>>46860196
It is pretty sad...

And just like that it's all over

Id let Parsee yell at me, hit me, kick me, manipulate me, basically use me as a punching bag

>>46870940
Parsee deserves to be able to have an outlet for all her stress, she has a hard life

God I fucking hate seeing other people having fun...

I just want to be someone's special... I want to be the only one for someone, I don't want them to be with anyone other than me... I don't care how selfish it is I just want someone to love me and only me...

Parsee is used GOOD!
That's expected because she is an elf!

My Parcheesi mat came in! I don't want to use it for how pretty she is on it...

>>46896144
It's okay. Parmesan likes being stepped on.

>>46896158
I-It's not that kind of mat!

>>46896177
So it's the kind to be rubbed on? What a lewd Parmesan.

>>46896375
N-N-NO....It's..AGH!!

>>46652582
I can fix her

Parsee smell. Describe it.

>>46903080
She smells like an old hag.

>>46903080
Like donuts dipped in motor oil.

>>46903080
Hmmm, I'm thinking somewhat citrusy. She doesn't seem like the kind of girl who'd slack on her personal hygiene, and her colors give off a lemon-lime vibe.

"You just came from the surface? I'm so jealous!"
What do, /jp/?

>>46904272
One of "Hi so jealous, I'm Anon", "You get to live in the underground? I'm so jealous." "Oh, you really shouldn't be.", depending on my mood

>>46904272
Rape.

>>46904272
Try to be as suave as possible and tell her I'd love to be the one to show her the surface world sometime. And then I spill my spaghetti 'cause who am I kidding? But at least I'd get a laugh out of her which would be the start of something beautiful...

>>46904272
Give her a really big hug

>>46896158
Huh, so she does have a foot fetish afterall. They weren't kidding in the last thread.

>>46896177
So it's a cutting mat?
Kinky

>>46908457
Playmat! For, like, card games and stuff! Or alternatively I guess it could double as a mousepad. But I don't think I'm gonna actually use it!

>>46910879
Take a bath!

>>46914817
We've been through this! Par-chan stinks good!

>>46917271
god imagine

>>46908457
I need to violently love this Parsee

In just two more days we might[/spoiler see more Parsley!

>>46924577
I'm not passing up an oppertunity to shill my favourite band
https://youtu.be/U2p8GireHRY

>>46924589
Cute manga Parushee

>>46926186
Evil

>>46926186
That straw doll she's holding represents me

Hooray for more manga Parashie

Parsley has just contracted the spanish flu

>>46937530
Canon lesbians canon lesbians canon lesbians

>>46937536
kill yourself

>>46932385
Because you want to get nailed?
Such a thing can be arranged you know

>>46942606
Being nailed by Parsee hurts good!

I named my last computer Mizuhashi because I wanted it to be tongue-in-cheek being jealous of better hardware.
It ended up being super broken and bluescreening all the time, so I ended up being jealous of working computers while I was stuck with her for years.

I learned my lesson and named my latest computer Kongou.

Goodbye forever.

>>46953414
That's not Parsee

>Cookie

>>46652601
cutest bridge troll

Parsee has penis envy!

>>46955882
>>46956788
I fucked up by not checking what I was posting...
Have this cute Parsee so that I can atone for my sins

I've been fucking Parsee over and over in character AI

>>46968241
kill yourself

>>46969054
It's canon.

>>46969098
Canon lesbians!

>>46969150
Canon lesbians.

>>46652681

>>46977510
I'd rather fuck her normally and take the gouges on my back as a point of pride myself, but you do you.

Parsee is about to get her ass kicked by Raymoo, are you jealous anon?

>>46982492
...I'd want MY ass to be kicked by Parsee....

God I fucking hate people so goddamn much. Actual disgusting fucking filth.

>>46983905
I've long since evolved from hating people. They mean nothing to me! When people become worthless to you, nothing they say or do could ever bother you.

>>46982492
god I wish that were me

>>46990161
I guess someday I'll learn how to stop giving a shit, but until then I'll keep on hating literally every single piece of human trash out there.

Parsee on page 10 again?

>>47004904
We're nearing the end lads...
Also, I REALLY like this image. Flat Parsee...

Dumb creature doesn't deserve happiness.

>>47013217
Anon you shouldn't be so mean to yourself

The smartass above me and the dumb creature called Parsee don't deserve happiness.

I need flat Parsee because flat Parsee makes my dick so fucking hard

>>47018474
The resultant breast envy also makes Parsee's heart hard.
If that excited you, you are a terrible person.

>>47018479
Guess I'll have to fill her love tank to compensate

>>46652582

>>46779490
Where does one even buy one of these dolls?

>>47025897
The people in the onahole thread will surely be glad to help you out. Parsee is going to become very jealous if she finds there are people in her thread lusting after dolls and not Parsee!

>>47025928
What if I'm lusting after a Parsee doll?

wouldnt it be cuter if Parsee made me jealous of her jealousy of me bumping into other girls? it would be cute

>>46904272
Act like a Chimpanzee and Throw your shit at her then run without elaborating

>>46881358
Same. The thought that if i die, my potential lover could just get over it and find another man is sad and irritating. It may be selfish, but i don't want to be as replaceable as a burger.

>>46903080
Intoxicating, but oddly addictive, much like the scent of a woman's armpit.

Flatchee my beloved...

>>47034478
how would she handle watching people ogle Yuugi's tits

>>47034344
Hopefully you'll find someone who'll love you forever someday.

>>47034685
I wish I could hug this Parsee

>>47039661
Seigetsu's Puru-see is very huggable

She'll always find a way to be jealous.

>>47046397
I have to suck on them to make her flatter.

who else would like to be bullied by parsee?

>>47052665
She's a hashihime, how can she bully you

>>47052665
I want to have my life destroyed by Parsee

>>47052665
I'm already a miserable bitter jealous fuck, what's she gonna do to make it worse

>>47052665
Me! Any attention from her would be a dream come true!

>>47052055
What if that makes them even bigger?

>>47058972
win-win

Current mood

>>47065820
We've all been there Par-friend...

>>46652582
How many gallons of semen does Parsee drink on a daily basis?

>>47069261
zero you freaky fuck

Yameme thread is DEAD

Paru and hi a are the cutest 2hus.
I ordered the fumo.

>>47073092
>hi
Who?

Honestly? Two-faced woman like her that think and speak ill of everyone as well as constantly holding grudges are my least favorite.
Seriously, it's like the woman equivalent of the guy who constantly rants about how the latest installment in their favorite game is ass the second they open up just a little. Can't you see that's why nobody wants to talk to you? Or is that what makes you a Youkai? Drawing in people by being nice only to rant to them about how jealous you are of each and everything?
Oh sure, it's the underground so acting like this is normal right? Well what does it say about you when even the Oni don't come near your bridge because they don't want you blabbing on and on about them later? Really, you are just the cream of the crop in a mannerless land aren't you?
And what are you on about with all this jealously? You have all these good points like your vibrant hair, emerald eyes, perfect skin, and you're seriously out here being envious of others? When you go to bed at night do you get envious of yourself after looking the mirror?
Wish I had something like a cool bridge to lord over, wish I had a bunch of friends who came to visit me, Stupid Bridge Princess doesn't know what she's got I swear.

>>47073287
Hina, I am extremely clumsy with keyboards. I just like hinaparu but I know it barely makes sense.

>>47075209
>hinaparu
Interesting

>>47076365
rare but cute

>>47076365
what about kogasa & parsee?

>>47077232
I found this

Also this one with all three of them funnily enough

>>47077307
lovely

>>46652582
That is the face of a perfectly sane and rational individual

>>47090140
What am I supposed to say here...

>>47090640
Sometimes there's nothing left to say and no one left to say it to.

I think Par-chan looks EXTRA cute with some nice painted-green nails!

>>47105810

>>47069261
How many Vaginas have you seen in your life not counting your mother's?

>>47113481
Cute buns...

>>47113481
Wow, she's a real whore now.

>>47114397
Mean

>>47069261
From my pipe every day.

fucking hell I want to die...

>>47091835
if there is nothing left to say something to and no one left to say it to, did you ever have anything left to say to anyone

Parsee wants you to stay hydrated

>>47129713
Mmmm....delicious Parsee sweat...Don't mind if I do!

>>47129713
Sweet jealous girl

>>47129713
What does Parsee pee taste like?

>>47138632
Functionally speaking, the nectar of the gods.
It would be warm, watery, and a bit sour I believe

>>47138632
I was sipping a Fanta Lime when I saw this, so it made me think it'd be somewhat...citrusy?

>>47146056
I have no reaction to this post except "what the fuck". No other emotion comes to mind than sheer confusion as to how I came to sit in front of my computer one evening to look at a grown man describe Parsee Mizuhashi's urine like it's a new flavour of mountain dew.

>>47146178
Pffft, ha! That got a chuckle out of me.

Parsee is jealous of other 2hus, obviously, but she has a real reason to be. They all have better fans than her.

>>47146285
Anon you really must be new if you think piss fetishists are the worst the touhou fandom has to offer.

Isn't Parsee's backstory that she got cucked?

caressing Parsley

>>47148086
Women can't be cucked.

>>47148546
Cute Parsley

>>47150052
Right.
https://files.catbox.moe/quqhiv.jpg

>>47153486
>https://files.catbox.moe/quqhiv.jpg
This is just a straight cuck fetish.

>>47153486
Anon why do you have this...

>>47150052
Women should be cucked because it's funny and jealousy is cute!

Soft Parfeets.

Parsuu

Would you let Parish kiss your feet?

Parsleybros, we got blown up...

>>47168323
Parcheesi TANKED that btw.

>>47168323
Parsnips comes off as more experienced compared to Yams, so I'm not dissatisfied with this turn of events.

stupid jealous bitch

>>47168323
Wow so Yamame came back from getting blasted off just to eat shit again? I feel bad for Yamamefriends.

>>47173226
Are you surprised a Stage 1 Boss is being treated as a Stage 1 Boss?

>>47173252
I think it's funny ZUN wasn't done humiliating her and had her cone back for more.

>>47168219
Why does Parsee have a foot fetish? Doesn't she know it's weird? It makes me uncomfortable when she looks at my feet!

>>47173226
/ourgirl/ dindu nuffin wrong!

>>47173226
At least they both got to talk and be friends. Better than what happened to Arisu

>>47173252
If you thinkabout it logically shouldn't the stage 1 boss technically be the strongest since they would have the most combat experience. You HAVE to fight the stage 1 boss to get to stage 2 and if you lose in stage 2 then you have to again fight the stage 1 boss to get back to stage 2. It makes sense that the stage 1 boss would have the most combat experience hence being the strongest

>>47175655
>and be friends
Uhhh no >>46968241

>>47173226
The power of love didn't win this time

>>47173226
Yamame tanked that gohei smack in the last chapter and came back without any injuries, I doubt a fantasy seal is going to take her down
now, the nuke right afterwards, that's a different story
it's also worth pointing out that Yamame has canonically fought Toutetsu and despite losing, made it out just fine, so she's not a complete pushover.

>>47179617
toshiaki get it

>>47168323
Fucking reimu nigger

Joka...

Parseex