/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Tea?

>>46742235
Who's on first

what channels are available in MGC?

>>46742266
Who's the guy on first base?

>>46742274
the Maid Channel
ShogTV

>>46742248
T

>>46742235
I'm torn between snowy owl mages and barn owl mages.

>>46742300
whats happening on those channels

>>46742300
Everyone knows Shog TV is shoggaganda. I refuse to watch a channel dedicated only to fooling men into adopting what is essentially a dangerous alien into their houses. My purple slime maid is more than enough.

>>46742349
the maid channel is specialised
shogtv is more general broadcast

>>46742274
i like the hgtv lim that sorts out newlyweds housing situations
>Help I've Been Raped By An Ushi and That Was Pretty Okay But She Lives In a Cave And I'd Kind of Like a More Comfortable Living Space

>>46742274
I'm partial to the food channel. That show about the demon celebrity chef yelling at the contestants on her show is great

>>46742180
Kikis and shogs are natural rivals, but that only means they know what the other one is good at and what they could use help with.
If both set their eyes on the same guy, there's high chances they ditch their rivalries and work together as a team instead, usingtheir knowledge of each other to back up and reinforce their strengths.

>>46742529
>you fucking donkey it's rawww
chef to mamano contestant
>oh sweetheart, let me help
chef to human contestant

Kissing wocks passionately!

Cheshire has gained access to the reisno cannon.

Would you rather marry twin Shirohebis that don't get jealous of each other, or would you rather marry the Pharaoh and her two most trusted advisors Miss Anubis and Miss Apophis?

Let's be honest, you would befriend and play with this imp.

>>46742686
Good job, she deserves a kiss now

>>46742739
Irony of using a game girl.

>>46742779
But am I wrong?

>>46742739
I would pick that imp up and toss her over a fence.
This is both legal and encouraged, as mesugaki imps are genetically predispositioned to enjoy being bullied and can acquire malnutrition if denied such.

>>46742739
Only if I lost to her. And what kinda schmuck would lose to an imp?

>>46742791
That is NOT how you bully and imp, and tossing small monsters in non-endearing ways can land you time in a jail cell while handcuffed with the said monster you tossed. Think about your actions before you do them!

>>46742800
>And what kinda schmuck would lose to an imp?
Most of the people here myself included.
I'd probably be that level 1 bozo that gets trashed by a level 3 imp because I skipped the tutorial, didn't bring any potions or items, and went straight into the wild not knowing the world's mechanics.

>>46742251
Foccubus?
More like fuckuppubus lmao

Porccubus

>>46742739
She's doing too much pretending, but I'd play with the little monster girls from higher int mamono races.

>>46742739
No, her legs look fucked up

>>46741372
It sure is.

>>46742876
That shallow, huh?

>replying to his own bait from the previous thread
this furry is a pathetic creature indeed
Anyway, why is it that we dont have any pyrow family art?

>>46742727
Hebis that aren't jealous of each other still mean double blue flames every time you make them jealous of someone else (constantly). I'll take the chocolate and grape harem, then pick up a book on working with autistic children.

>>46742937
You should calm down.

>>46742937
because the pyrow is a spy

>>46742937
Because the appeal of pyrows is that they act and dress like cheap whores?
You might as well ask why there is no art of hebis being part of a harem.

>>46742955
He's not the brightest, forgive him.

>Baking bread with your kiki wife

>>46742955
>they act and dress like cheap whores?
>act
So? Anything saying pyrows cant be loving moms with lots of zoomer kids?

>>46742937
>why is it that we dont have any pyrow family art?
Ask about Pyrow wedding dress art first.

>>46742274
Cooking channels
Sports channels
Kids channels
All of them labeled for adults but without protection

I don't care how much she pleads for it, I am NOT letting Miss Vampire into my house!

>>46742969
>Yeah I know it's not their appeal but WHY NOT WHY NO ONE CARES?!
Ah, you're doing that "pretending to be a retarded faggot" thing. I'm not interested.

>>46742937
Family art is pretty rare in general, even more so for the upfront semen demon type races.
Also, lmao at his replies.

>>46742976
Vampire plumber waits until you have any problems with your pipes.

>>46742985
Trashy gyaru teen moms have appeal too, anon. Im sorry you're too narrow minded to recognize making a happy family is a universal thing

>>46742999
I'm pretty sure teen pregnancy is encouraged and not frowned upon by monsters

>>46742988
I wish there was more. It's always peak cute

>>46742999
>Trashy gyaru teen moms
>happy family
I'm not against a Pyrow family, but that description doesn't sound appealing.

>>46743007
>Teen
If they even wait that long.

>>46743007
I can imagine monsters bullying boys at school like ijirare fukushuu saimin, except that monster do all that without being hypnotized

>>46743008
That baby horn is adorable. Happy monster mother is very nice to see though

Would this girl appeal more to you?

>>46743028
It'd usually be more Imaizumin than Ijirare, but yeah.

>>46743049
Cu siths are unironically top 50-60 girls in MGE. B+ tier, just sitting outside A tier. I would wife one, but only if my options were running super slim,

That said, don't post them here. You'll anger the guardians.

>>46743007
Considering the games they play and condoms being illegal it doesn't surprise me that monster end up pregnant so frequently at school
I also imagine that there's an award ceremony at the end of the year for all monsters that got pregnant that year and get an special honor board
Also there's a required amount of pregnancies to form part of the student council

>>46743062
>Pharaoh-chan must have at least two kids before her senior year to qualify for class president
>Keeps trying to seduce her childhood friend Anon but he’s retardly dense
>Eventually just commands him to fuck her

>>46743062
>A girl is considered a loser is she isn't preggers by 16

How much do goats need to cool down in the summer?

>>46743093
Cute alp. Your clone?

>>46743084
At least she has her god voice going for her. Meanwhile, the anubis running for VP...

>>46743097
No, but thanks, I wish my clone could be this cute.

>>46743113
>Anon coming home from practice
>Anubis is naked, save for an apron
>Asks Anon if he wants dinner, a bath or maybe her?
>Anon chooses dinner
>Anubis “accidentally” some water on the table and Anon’s pants
>Asks him to take his pants so she can dry them while
>Bends over onto the table wiggling her ass at Anon while drying the spill
>Turns out he left throw his pants into the washer himself

>>46743160
>She ends up having to curse him even though he was always perfectly on time
>It's the lowest point of her life, but two years as VP and three kids later she realizes it was worth it
>She's still coached him on a more romantic story to tell others about their first time

>>46743049
>>46743059
Kill yourself, samefagging nigger.

What will you be discussing with your thegrapist today?

>>46743049
she's literally saying (in russian) "oh.. m-maybe we shouldn't [talk] about this?"
why don't you take her advice and stop trying to start shit with your furry garbage? just a suggestion

>>46743251
Nothing, since I don't buy into quack therapy.

>>46743062
>seeing girls at the Undead United high
>tons of high class Wights, Pharaohs and Vampires enrolled there
>suddenly all girls going aside for the school president to walk
>it's just a simple limping Zombies
>confused why they choose a Zombie that can barely talk at a normal rate
>a teacher says that she got pregnant and got quadruplets
>such a feat for an undead gave her the head position immediately

>>46743252
It's mainly an mge thread.

>>46743251
I just don't know why I flinch at loud noises

>>46743251
>What will you be discussing with your thegrapist today?
Why I have an obsession with lamias and vore. This will either go extremely well for me or very poorly. Wish me luck!

>>46742937
Have you seen commission prices lately?
You only get family comms if the artist himself want to impregnate the pyrow.
Anyways here is Pyrow family art.

Fat kots

>>46743293
Your thegrapist will help you with your obsession with racist stereotypes.

>>46743266
Don't worry, Anon. It's very normal to be intimidated by such powerful, noble creatures as the common duck and especially geese, but with enough time she can get you through this. Fortunately, she happens to have a single goose harpy friend who can help.

>>46743269
That's probably just because of what your poltergeist does in your sleep. She wouldn't worry about it.

>>46743293
It seems you may need to see a lamia eat a normal meal and experience just how narrow her throat actually is. Pick her up at 6?

>>46743251
I'm a man trapped in a woman's body. This damn sandworm won't let me leave.

>>46743311
>It seems you may need to see a lamia eat a normal meal and experience just how narrow her throat actually is. Pick her up at 6?
I'm still into giantess vore. She'll need to help me get over that, or not. I don't understand the minds of lamias, especially the purple ones.

>>46743310
By mimicking those stereotypes and actually doing them to me?

>>46743311
>ow narrow her throat actually is.
mamono mana can do anything.

>>46743307

Fuck shoggoths, I'm going straight to the source!

>>46743356
I think you misunderstood me

>>46743348
>Thegrapist shrinks you down with her magic
>Doesn't vore you
>Instead just coils your body with her tongue instead of tail
>Takes you into her mouth
>You've now become her personal candy while she works

>>46743426
Full body tongue bath.

>>46743464
I'd rather a pack of werewolves and an extra large tub of peanut butter, but you do you.

Stop replying to the /trash/ samefagging, just R&I

Cat

>>46743516
I'm going to squish that cat.

Lilim appreciation post, I want to be a lims dick throne

How do I know if the shog I’m marrying isn’t duplicating herself so she can clean the house and get married at the same time?

>>46743529
>>46743516

>>46743590
Fuck one and see if the other one gets heart pupils. If she does then they're the same shog.

>>46743516

>>46743581
>lilim appreciation post
>only thing he can talk about is his selfish wish

>>46743686
sauce?
>>46743516

I wanna get gangraped by the Bicorn student council president and the entire student council.

>>46743714
Being a dickthrone also implies wanting to be a comfy seat anon. Plus that’s a prime hugging angle.

>>46742272
>Teaching grandma how to use the computer

>>46743758
>just wants to sit around all day doing nothing
I guess that's as far as your appreciation for lilims go huh.

>>46743746
I interpreted that at first as a student council made up entirely of bicorns and wondered what kind of school that could be. Harem high?

>>46743814
Well I can see a group of bicorn exceeding the pregnancy quota to fill up the student council, imagine the regime that such president imposes on the school

>>46743814
You’d have to impregnate every girl in the student body to graduate. That’s the kind of thing a bunch of rich bicorns would have their parents make for them to build the ultimate harem.

>>46743842
>sex ed hours have been extended and became more practical, counting as physical education
>home economy hours require naked apron as the new uniform
>underwear has been banned inside school grounds

>>46743729
https://exhentai.org/g/2907368/443dbf1ba4/

>>46743809
>I wish to marry a lim
>I wish to kiss, and hug, and fug the lim
>I want to start a family with the lim
>I want to take cheesy family photos and embarrassing baby photos of our kids with the lim
>I want to watch our grandbabies as our children and their spouses go on date night with a lim
>I want to appreciate a lim

I wanna be dragged under by bed by my Bogie Onee-Chan for scary /ss/ rape!

>>46742937
Pyrow’s entire schtick is acting like a loose teenage whore who’s trying to get a rise out of an older man. That and you know, commission prices fucking suck right now alongside complete global Dobsonification.

>>46743881
>Even the teachers are brought into the fold of the harem because the council thought you’d enjoy some older women.
>By the time you graduate you’re both an incredibly powerful incubus and currently the father of half the school’s unborn kids.

>>46743904
I'd love to be the 20-30 year old man to a bratty teenage hag pyrow who's old enough to be my mother

>>46743917
The teachers already did sex ed showing examples
https://files.catbox.moe/qw5nls.webm

>>46743966
>off topic webm

>>46743976
Who are you quoting?

>>46743966
I bet the teachers all are depraved enough to be excited by fucking a younger man.

>>46743994
Monsters need the vocation and determination to enter into the education field, not any monsters can just go to college and be a good teacher

>>46743847
>That’s the kind of thing a bunch of rich bicorns would have their parents make for them to build the ultimate harem.
That's a good explanation for where all those hyper-specialized mamano schools come from. One horny ojou-sama with a dream

>>46743976
it's catboxed so it's fine anon

>>46744005
Imagine a bunch of bicorn ojou-samas begging their moms to found a school so they can form the biggest harem in MGC history

>>46743966
Ah yes, preschool sex education

Everyone is always talking about evil dragons and evil foxes, but nobody ever talks about evil cats

>>46743963
>Hag Pyrow
>Wears Sukeban dress
>Completely commando underneath
>The moment she puts your head under there it’s like you’re in a sweat hut with the smell of a sporty woman’s sweat and body wash

>>46743994
Not only that but there are also sex ed in which momsters are involved specially in pre-school and early sex education for boys. Momsters having their boys first time is pretty much a must.

>>46744084
That's because all cats are evil.

>>46744131
Surely not EVERY cat?

>Naive, innocent pharaoh hiring a new advisor to court
>Miss Anubis warns against picking the apophis
>Pharaoh really likes her resume and qualities
>Miss Sphinx couldn't care less if the apophis is evil or not
>Pharaoh ignores Miss Anubis and hires the apophis
>Miss Apophis seeks only to overthrow Pharaoh
>Miss Anubis now has to foil all of Miss Apophis' cartoonish antics designed to incapacitate Pharaoh
>Pharaoh is completely oblivious to all the coup attempts
>Miss Sphinx knows all about it but doesn't care enough to help since she's too busy not working
>Miss Sphinx will on occasion give Miss Anubis advice to help her when she's at her wit's end
Such is the life of politics in the Pharaoh's court

>>46744065
Bit of a late start, but if mommy and daddy don't show them the ropes...

>>46744131
Evil cats are the best cats. Everyone will drown in cat ass and toxoplasmosis.

>>46744230
>Hands-on education

imagine making a crosbreed of kiki and shog

Tailholding is like handholding, only for the most degenerate of the monster girls.

>>46744285
Shiki

>>46744288
Tailyanking a hellhound you don't know

>>46744285
Let's not ruin the kiki please.

>>46744230
Imagine how monster homeschooling is

>>46744288
I would do this in movie theaters with my succ wife.

your banana is not your banana any more, it is succ's banana.

>>46744376
At least I got a show out of the deal. Now I'll just have to snack on this delicious cucumber instead.

>>46744376
Wow, what a cunt. I wouldn't want to deal with a bully like this.

>>46744376
>Man, I wish I were that banana

Murder your thirst.

Strong desire right now to be wrapped up in an apophis' coils right now and playfully licked on my face with her long tongue.

>>46744217
>tfw no young pharaoh to rule our kingdom with and keep her out of trouble

>Let's rob some corpos, anon

>>46742739
she needs speech pattern correction

>>46744635
Made for breath sniffing

>>46744635
Auntie getting ready for Friday

Anyone else can't load 4chan pages that are not already loaded?

>>46744692
Werks on my machine.

>>46744692
This niggas PC caught the succuvirus.

Which faction will you join anon?
>Undead
>Demon
>Dragon

>>46744841
Hmph! As if that's ever in question!

>>46744841
Dragon
Both demons and undead are haram

I just want to have anal sex with a Manticore while she wears a competition swimsuit and eats out her own tail.

>>46744841
I wait for the dragon to become a zombie then join undead

>>46744635
That tail is fluffless, I hate her now

The anatomy of a human adventurer
>something something
>big booty child gf

>>46745021
>The anatomy of a human adventurer
>elf gf
fify

>>46745021
>big booty child
easy mobs to exp farm with

Remember to bee hip

I don't like bugs. They have the AUDACITY to live in my walls without paying rent!

>>46742235

>>46745116
It's not just your walls you should have read the HOA ordinances

>>46745131
Don't get it?

>>46744595
What could possibly go wrong?

>>46745142
There's nothing to get, it's just the usual FOTM elf anime spammer

>>46745021
No, no, no. You cannot make a young girl look this slutty. This is not allowed! Unacceptable!

>>46745116
I make exceptions for honeybees and sandworms. Any other bug and I call the exterminator to spray them with actual poison.

Life in the farm puckered up my life
A kiss of cow, the embrace of wife
Over there i stand underneath the marquee moo
Ruminating

>>46745194
Cool lyric, but would you chew her cud?

>>46745164
It's the young girls doing it, it's their fault hanging out at low level towns looking for a party, innocently wearing slutty female adventurer gear on their thick lvl1 monster bodies.

>>46745266
no, for I am only merely mentally ruminating on how much I love the moo.

>>46745164
If I'm not supposed to sodomize little monster girls, then how come they have such huge fuckable asses??? checkmate.

>>46745318
But how can you say you love the moo if you won't even chew her cud?

>>46745181
Wow, rude. For me, it's mantises, wonderworms, sandworms (I headcanon they're not actually bugs anyway) and papillons. Also, you'd spray papillions? What kind of monster hates butterflies?

I will tip a Holstaur.

I will tip a fairy

I will hug an Oni.

I will tip a kiki (using money).

I will plap a Demon.

>>46743059
>Cu Sith are top 50 - 60 girls
Not even fucking close to that metric. They're maybe tolerable because as far as I've been made aware the love that they feel for their master is what allows them ( at times, not always ), to become Cu or Cait Sith in the first place since mamono mana and Lilith take the wheel. Otherwise they just serve as a way for KC to throw a bone to kemono degenerates similar to how Bicorn are NTR without actually breaking KC's rules.

>>46745346
I spray them with poison before they pap. Because when they're worms, they tear through your garden. I ain't havin' none of that. Get rid of them when they're young. So yeah, no greenworms and no paps.

>>46745401
I disagree they're easily in the top half of species in MGE.

I will plap a corpse

Why do "brave human heroes" always end up falling in love with the evil demons they've been sent to defeat? Why is it never the evil demons falling in love with the hero?

>>46745388
I will trip a kiki only to watch her somehow keep her balance and composure and not spill even a single drop of tea.

>>46745443
In my experience, it's more of a crack than a plap, especially after rigor mortis has set in. So if you wanna plap, do it soon after the kill. If not, make sure its in a favorable position so the limbs don't get in the way.

>>46745402
Well, that's fair, I guess. As far as I'm concerned greenworms are welcome to chow down in a forest somewhere, but unless they're blue I better not see them before they pupate.

>>46745401
>I've been made aware the love that they feel for their master is what allows them
As opposed to all those other girls he made that explicitly hate you and just love that dick.

What is this face trying to convey?

M-Miss Hatter please, I don't want to tea party anymore! Let me out of the chair handcuffs already! I want to go h-home now...!

>>46745322
You are in fact not supposed to sodomize little monster girls, you are supposed to make love to their huge fuckable asses.

>condom? a-anon what are you doing, throw this away!
>pope John Paul II said that this is total sin!
slav girls just hit different

Gonna disrupt the ancient and powerful spell she is casting by sneaking up on her and yanking her tail

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>>46745401
>Bicorns are NTR.
This anon should be shamed.

Other than German mamono like holstaurs, which mamono would be a fan of scat?

>>46745718
Nice Sally and black birb.

If a monster whore tries to defile me with her filthy mitts I will tell her I already have a waifu and show her my daki of my favorite vtuber and tell her to get lost, I'm taken!

>>46745724
Can you prove there not?

>>46745757
That monster is your favorite vtuber, she came to pick you up.

>>46745761
Harems aren't NTR.

>>46745803
They kind of are when they are created explicitly by destroying the innocent monogamy of a unicorn by going behind her back.

>another shit thread
Why do you people even bother making these anymore?

>>46744094
>sukeban
That's all I really need

>>46745823
>oiled up scales
Chief goddes give me strength.

>>46744323
How much of a headstart will ms hellhound allow me before she starts chasing

>>46745823
Why does s reptile need sunscreen?

>>46745823
Hot snake ass in your area

>>46745834
Because reptiles can get sunburn as well if they are exposed to the sun long enough.

Imagine being a commander in a guard force of monster soldiers and you take the two monster troopers you're the most fond of and abusing your authority over them to get them to do whatever you want. Imagine making them kiss and make out with each other for your entertainment, and when they ask what this has to do with their duties you tell them they don't have permission to speak out of line, so you punish them by ordering them to both fellate your dick instead.

>>46745718
Cute evil dragon

That black-and-white cheshire looks dangerous and the salamander looks like sex

>>46745823
can I pet the hair snake?

>>46745850
>Lieutenant anon is court marshaled for his actions
>Not for abusing his authority to fuck his subordinates
>But for not properly marrying them and knocking them up in accordance to MG military guidelines

>>46745854
what are evil dragons like?

>>46745490
No, the point that I was making is that their love for their master in some cases, not all, far exceeds that which would be expected of a pet or companion. They don't just love their master like canines are hardcoded to do, they love them as a [ Male ] and because of it the mamono mana takes the wheel like I said. It just makes it even more fucking awkward end of the day because not only are they generally furry midgets ( There are ones that are apparently larger than humans ), but they're your goddamned pet. Only girls worse are Matango and Humpty Egg.

>>46745883
Mere lizards diguised as great rulers.

>>46745883
They're like regular dragons but evil. Well, more evil.

>>46745803
>"Harems are NTR and should be banned!"
"But, if we're all..
>"BANNED!"
>"MONOGAMY ONLY! BANNED!"
>Get blue fired for even attempting to argue the idea

>>46742739
UUooohhhh! Imp erotic! Imp's mouth and belly!! Erotic!!!

>>46745945
I think adding a glacies to our harem would really help you chill out

>>46745854
Monsters polymorphing into dragons for vacations in Dragonia is a fun gimmick. Underwater cities should try it with mermaid transformations.

I know I'll probably get called a fucking degenerate for this, but I would absolutely hold hands with a shirohebi and give her a wholesome kiss on the lips.

>>46745990
>Purple and black Chesh dragon arrives in Dragonia.
>Spends her entire vacation trolling "my fellow dragons" with terrible wordplay and racist jokes.
>Gets married to another out-of-towner who thinks she's hilarious.
>Dragons everywhere seethe and ban them both for life.
>Joke's on her; her husband will only fuck her as a dragon.

>>46746004
I bet you would also marry hebi and say she is the only girl for you, you sick bastard

Imagine laying under the covers with a Salamander loli, facing eachother with some distance between you, the blanket sort of pitched over your bodies. The space illuminated by her heavily adjusted-down tail flames like a small tent lit by a gently flickering oil lamp, the two of you chatting about something inconsequential before going to sleep. Naturally she sleeps naked, and is in your bed naked without thinking too much about it

>>46746013
Not only that, but I'd also tell her I love her before bed and kiss her on the forehead while caressing her cheek with my hand.

>>46746015
>control yourself so you don't touch her
>survive the night and give yourself a pat on the back for your resilience
>meanwhile sally loli is complaining to her other loli friends that she failed to seduce anon again
>back to the drawing board...

There is no such thing as an Imp mommy. There will never be.

>>46746018
Shameless, you're the kind of guy who is so loving and loyal that hebi has nowhere to direct her yan energy to
Please think of the hebi

>>46746038
A hebi is happiest when she doesn't have to summon her yandere energies.

>>46746045
>A hebi is happiest when she doesn't have to summon her yandere energies.
that just makes hebis more dangerous since they are bottling up yan energy
you two could be taking a stroll in the park, and then, BOOM! hebi nuke since some WHORE looked in your direction (she was actually looking at the the hot dog stand behind you)

>>46746065
I wouldn't be so disloyal that I'd go somewhere where other girls can be found.

>>46745724
I just don't like the premise of them being created through infidelity.

>>46746024
I think it might go something like this
>salamander is talking with her friends and mentions she slept in the same bed with you
>the friends are holding their breaths and ask what happened next
>salamander is clueless, asks if something was supposed to happen
>they tell her it's no big deal, she'll probably find out soon and it'll be a fun surprise

>>46746103
If hell was populated by these I would not be able to take it seriously.

can kiki and shog work together to throw a surprise party for anon?

>>46746124
hell is a silly place

>>46746125
Kikis and shoggs don't actually hate each other. They don't even have a rivalry. So of course they can work together on anything!

>>46746125
>kiki wants normal cake, presents, balloons, etc.
>shog wants shogcake, shogpresents, shogballoons, shogetc.
>anon comes home to shog goo and cake everywhere
>kiki and shog are dueling with brooms in the living room
well it was certainly a surprise for anon

>>46746125
>>46746136
No joke, it's nice when Kiki and Shog are actually good friends.

>>46746155
They have to stay united to protect Anon from relentless waves of foxes.

anon vs level 1 charm spell

>>46746170
he would always lose
even if he is lvl 999, as soon as that little heart flies to him he will insta lose, much to the low lvl succ's surprise

Don't worry anon, the Oni mikos at Zipangese shrines aren't violent and mean like most of their kind are!

Love sea slugs, especially the hags.

https://twitter.com/bakemoron_/status/1786412611497824636
big cat of medium evil

>>46746286
can sea slugs cure me of my nihilism?

>>46746300
No, only mastery of yourself can do that.

>>46746138
nah, the shog would provide the ingredients and utensils while the kiki provides cooking expertise and the recipe
glorious cooperation

I will become an evil, terrifying Lvl 99 dark lord JRPG antagonist and enslave both humans and monsters alike under a terrible and oppressive reign all whilst secretly having a nihilistic 'destroy the world return all to nothing' true goal behind my motives and will wear a giant suit of scary black armor and wield a massive greatsword I use with one hand and lots of high level magic spells and have a second phase true form that looks like a giant hideous creature made of metal and flesh with giant extra arms and wings that my naked torso is sticking out the top of and I will constantly talk about "MUH LIGHT MUH DARKNESS MUH MEANING OF LIFE" and purposefully taunt and dare any Monster heroes out there to just try and stop me and see what happens.

>Are you lost? I can help you find your way.

>>46746411
You get defeated and slain by a hardened Kikimora who just wanted you to be nicer and her party of friends, including a Devil mage, a Cupid ranger and a Jinko tank.

>>46745401
Bicorns aren't NTR related ya dingus

>>46746453
They're generally created by the guy having sex with a monster and then having sex with a Unicorn afterwards. So agree to disagree.

>>46745810
Only a small number of Bicorns are transformed unicorns, and most are due to the fact the dude had sex with a human woman in the past (the unicorn will always transform as long as the dude isn't a virgin). Most are just daughters of other Bicorn, who like most monster always have daughters that are the same as themselves

>>46746170
>anon vs level 1 charm spell
Easily resisted, not even close
>anon vs level 1 monster
Instant kneeling and ToT-ing

>>46746449
There is no way I would become THAT powerful and mighty and evil and then get defeated by a mere KIKI. Now a strong and heroic Dragon or Lilim I would understand but there is NO WAY a KIKI is doing that. Pffffft there's no way hahaha.

>>46745895
Try not to think about the pet part. Lassie is her dead name.

>>46746457
I already typed out something related to this so I'll just point to it >>46746464
I get why that's the assumption, but mana and s wack and infidelity isn't the only way Bicorns are born

>>46746470
>the dark lord is this scared of the kiki hero and her broom already

>>46746468
no way those hips are level 1

>Two kikis competing to see who can polish their mastah's staff and clearing it of its contents better, while still leaving a nice shine on it

>>46745854
this is cute. Puuyo has a new wife? what happened to the baphomet

>>46746502
Remember, the "plap plap plap" skill is a one hit KO on low level monsters

>>46746520
Except on succubus family monsters. They're resistant to plap plap plap damage.
The exception to this is lesser succs. They take double damage from this, so even at mid to high levels, you can KO them with plap plap plap .

>>46746529
Succubi-types have a weak spot on their horns, it's worth investing into the irrumatio skill for this very reason

>>46746529
firmly grasp the base of their tail

>>46746537
>This anon has read suspicious books on how to defeat succs

>>46746540
>This anon has actual experience defeating succs

>>46746549
Both are different paths to the same destination

what if i asked kiki what doth life

>>46746554
"Mastah"

>>46746554
I'm gonna ask my Zoomer, Russian kiki to say "to boil a toilet" in her native tongue and then wait for her reaction once she does.

>>46746537
succs are weak to everything, especially anon

>>46746529
if you can defeat a succ with sex they'll be super embarrassed and stuff
you should try it

>>46746571
There's no way her mouth is a weak spot.

Mana is stored in the ears.

>>46746576
>he has never defeated a succ with a kiss
It's like you never read the instruction manual

>>46746573
a direct attack on their succubus pride

Hahaha! I drank a potion of permanent invisibility! Now the Monsters will never find me!

>>46746628
Now Ringwraith mamono will find you immediately! YOU ARE DOOMED!

>>46746628
>permanent
Nobody will ever find you.

>>46746628
>He doesn't know
Gezah always sees you

>>46746634
She is a fearsome predator.

>Sneakily watch a slender centaur weigh herself
>Weighs in at over 700lbs
"Damn!!!! 700lbs?!!!!!??!"
>She glares at you
>She charges and attacks you
>Spend the rest of a day underneath her while she watches a movie marathon
>"How you like that weight now?"
>She shifts more weight onto you so you can't actually answer

>>46746515
He has two wives.

Dear Demon Lord,
Please gib me 1 peanut butter wife and 1 chocolate wife.

I am very hungry.

>>46746475
I don't really care. I made that original post about them because I was bored and I don't really care for them or the Sith girls all that much.

>>46746661
Best I can do for you is a single Resees peanut butter cup. No monster, no magic, just a literal chocolate candy I got at the corner store.

>>46746670
I'll take it!

i dont understand

>>46746683
hopefully this will help

>>46746683
I like peanut butter and I also like chocolate.
And I would like to put them TOGETHER.
SEXUALLY

>Peanut butter

>>46746690
>I like peanut butter and I also like chocolate.
Built for unruly, hungry dogs

>>46746683
How about now?

>>46746696
Or literally any mamono who likes to bake.

I will now utterly mindbreak a Hellhound into submission to the point she's crying and experiencing an agonizing panic attack.
Ahem...

BAD DOG BAD DOG BAD DOG BAD GIRL BAD DOG BAD DOG BAD DOG VERY BAD GIRL BAD GIRL BAD DOG BAD POOCH BAD BAD BAAAD!!!!

>>46746759
>just makes her hornier

>>46746573
succs dressed as lewd maids is unfair. And makes actual meidos look bad

>>46746764
Smug girls with glowing eyes are cute.

Mouse (cute) (wife) (sleepy)

>>46746759
Anon, no! You might kill a neighborhood kobold!

>>46746764
She's just putting on that face stoically, inside she's already bawling. If I go a step further and pull out the newspaper the act falls in an instant. I'm in charge.

>>46746799
do not vore

>>46746804
It is said a hug and multiple apologies can revive a kobold in this case

>>46746810
>I'm in charge.
Do you feel in charge?

>>46746829
I've paid the Hellhound a small fortune of my semen.

why do i keep hearing Evil Woman playing when she's around

>>46746704
The melon is strong

Need a monster to manipulate my entire life from behind the scenes without my knowledge in order to set up her perfect wedding and marriage

>"What do you mean 'no hugs' tonight?!"

>>46747127
No hugs.
Only cuddles.

>>46747127
ill be too busy cuddling bogie instead

Clown logic dictates that if I poke my Bogey pursuer with something really sharp like this tack I have then she will explode like a balloon and I will be saved from being raped by a clown.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that if you go outside and into the woods you may see the rare sight of a lamia sunning itself....that or werewolves.
Could aaaaalways be werewolves.

>>46747262
kind of rude to attack ms bogey when it's ms bogie after you

>>46744841
Love the omnidirectional vampire lord's design

>>46747360
Or just a regular wolf.

>>46745116
Placing a notarized bill in the web Ms. Arachne has in my basement every month

>>46747404
a spider could easily live in the top half of a room. i wasn't using that part anyway

Realistically speaking, if you happened to discover a random Zombie wandering around aimlessly and confused in the woods near your home one day, what would you actually do?

>>46747449
take her home
its not only free but the right thing to do

>>46747449
IRL, I'd assume horror movie zombie and be terrified.
If I had some reason to suspect mamono... I dunno. I might take her in and try to clean her up and help her attract a man or something. Might be nice to have someone to look after.

>>46747449
Kill it. It's a fucking zombie, it's an affront to nature itself she should be dead if she died, not moving around.

>>46747470
But isn't Jesus a zombie?

>>46747474
I am not religious because all religions are made up.

>>46747127
sounds like someone needs heated blanket and glass of warm milk correction

>>46747262
She might just shout 'YEOWCH' really loudly and jump into the air, though.

>>46747449
Is she's hot I'm impregnating her against her will

>>46747498
lord forgive me but I really do want a bogey to tuck me in before bed

>>46747545
Don't rape Zombies please, you have to treat them nice and gently and love them sensually.

>>46747498
I hate that he wasted such a good underlying personality and general body type on some weird stitched stuffed animal aesthetic

>>46747560
zombies are for gentle missionary or gentler lotus only

>>46747560
how about loving them sensually first and then raping them?

>>46746449
Even when ready for battle she still look more disappointed in me and midly displeased by something rather than angry or stoic and ready for battle.

How to mindbreak both the palace guard and palace priestess anubi at the same time?

Hard mode: No grape.

>>46747655
paw rubs
with extra bean squishing

>>46747655
Burn the great library

>Enter undead’s castle
>See piano
>Play Moonlight Sonata
>Hidden door opens
Every time, are all undead that unoriginal? Or is it a joke among the undead nobility?

>>46747655
tell them that the lego company is closing their branch store in ms. pharaoh's kingdom.

>>46747655
Anal sex.

>>46747704
>>46747714
burn down the great lego store

>>46747704
Her slashfics... the collected timetables of major metropolitan tram systems... the schismatic apple pie recipes of Orthotroll and Catholsts...

The Chief God's strongest seraphim be like:

>>46747676
>>46747704
>>46747714
>>46747731
These all seem like horrible ideas and will result in me getting suplexed either in a fit of rage or before I attempt the act.

>>46747754
what's ms. anubis so tetchy about that's got her suplexing you before you even open her mouth?

>>46747754
You're faggot
>>46747739
Thousand years of knowledge destroyed in less than a hour. Hear their scream and cry, rejoice in the fire your birth, leave without consequences, an Angel await you in death
>>46747736
This work too

>>46747775
go home ESL-kun

>>46747774
She spoke to Miss Sphinx mere moments before me.

>>46747775
No. YOU are an faggit.

Need me a bogie girlfriend really bad.
Need to know what bogies smell like too.

How do you guys see your quest ending? I’ll probably fall in love with a nice shopkeep who gives me a discount marrying her then and there

Didn't worked for me

>>46747851
bad end to some uber-powerful succumilf in a high-level dungeon
a blissful eternity of being a pedo hag's kiss slut shota boytoy

>>46747851
I get my heart broken in half, my wife does the same and we put half our hearts in the other's chest
Dragonheart

>>46747851
Dead in a ditch

>>46747851
Selling myself to a danuki in Beginner's Town thinking that'd mean I'd be her lover in due time, but in reality, she then sells me to a an old, wealthy cu sith that forces me to marry her and give her many puppies.

So in other words, probably the worst ending possible outside of getting murdered by some Order psychopath.

Human men belong under cats

>>46747927
>cats
weird way of spelling bogies.

>>46747927
Cat belong to me, you will get the collar and you will like it

>"Silence, Disembodied Voice of Ron Pearlman! War HAS changed!"

>>46747851
Alone because I had too high standards and never met my fated one.

>Watching your beautiful monster girl wife getting dropped into a vat of FEV and becoming an asexual, aggressive, absolute unit of a mutant male

>>46747990
Okay! What elaborate Cheshire Cat prank and shitpost is this supposed to be!? Is that what the vault TEC experiments are for? Just elaborate Cheshire Kot shitposting?

>>46748028
The Order needed more soldiers for their armies. All the human men kept running off and marrying monsters, so they thought, what if we could use the monster girls to our benefit?

So they devised FEV. It strips monster girls of all their beauty and all their sexual desire and capability. And it turns them into aggressive, ugly, machines for war against other monsters! Best of all, it's irreversible and monster mana, even from the DL herself cannot override the changes.

Nothing makes Order paladins happier than seeing a man's monster wife being permanently turned into a mutant for their war machine!

Fallout fans continue to make the most abhorrent posts on the internet.

Order Paladins are bitches. If I ever came across one I would beat his pathetic ass into the dirt until he's only an inch away from losing his life and then ask him if his phony "god" is gonna save him, then I'd spit him on him. Monsters will like me since I'm helping their cause by defeating the real enemy.

>>46748085
Pls don't consider me an unironic racist Facist. I just want to woo and seduce a military officer gal or hag to be my GF.

Sorry mamono, but I would love my chances for an authentic Hag in her 30s. Any monster claiming to be a Hag is just a young 18-20 year old mamono who's 18-20 years old in long lived monster years.

>>46748085
That's rich coming from a cheshire, the queen of abhorrent posting.

>>46748056

>>46747935
>>46747820
funny how once again this faggot starts spamming the same three bogie pics at the EXACTLY the same time as some other retards start posting unrelated crap
fucking neck yourself you inbred degenerate

>>46748239
meds

>>46748239
I use the same bogie pics because the number of SFW bogie pics that are of good quality are very few in number; it's a small gallery compared to hellhound or kiki. Sorry if I'm repetitive in that regard, but I try to make sure I don't overdo my bogie posting, so I try to limit it to just once or twice a month and try to introduce new ideas and thoughts about bogies.

I can scale it back more if it's upsetting people though. Sorry.

What I don't understand is how liking bogies is degenerate in any way. They seem pretty normal to me.
Also, those posts are unrelated to mine.

It's koturday and you made her cry, wtf is wrong with you?

>>46748271
It's almost certainly one of the local nuisances just R&I.

>>46748288
You have to desmug your cheshire from time to time. If you let them achieve maximum smug, bad things happen. And so yeah, you have to make her cry. It's sad. It hurts to do it. But it must be done to keep her in check.