/jp/ - Otaku Culture

embrace crabitalism

>>46730783
Thinkin' 'bout cute spooders.

>Wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat
>What are those noises you keep hearing? Is that... a person?
>A 7ft tall wise old man with an eyepatch smashes through the door and picks you up
>"You have dissapoint me Anon... you fail find wife and have kids... I must take decisive action..."
>You're quickly thrown out the window... Is he-? Wait, wasn't he killed?
>The last thing you hear is a loud shout
>"MARRY AND REPRODUCE!"
>Slowly sink into portal on the ground, losing conciousness...
>Wow, what a nice forest! The air is clean, the trees are beautiful...
>Oh cool, there's even one of those classic Zipanguese castles over there!

Fat ghost

>>46730793
one of the few legitimately horrifying monsters

>>46730803
if you bathed more often she wouldn't be as threatening

>>46730803
Yeah, them and the dreaded Day Face Jorou. Truly terrifying.

>the face of the demon I've been sent to exorcise from a noble prince's estate when she sees me holding holy water and mocks me, saying it won't do anything, only for me to reveal its actually sulfuric acid before I throw it at her

>>46730833
madam plz do the needful
sho tale und cloaka

>>46726016
I enjoyed this. Thanks anon!

stylish lizard

>>46730816
>Just flashes you with her ass

>>46730855
Fat lizard

>>46730803
I would cum inside a crab

>>46730848
IIRC her tail can give you the manticore experience.

I hope Eris can forgive me, but i have been having lewd thoughts about holding hands with my cute succubus neighbour.

>>46730864
That butt looks so gapeable

>>46730814

Hate on me if you will. But I will have Halo 2 Anniversary Music playing as my "official soundtrack" and background music in my adventures with my monster girl companions!

Impart, Moon over Mombasa 1 and 2, Genesong, Zealous Champion, Follow in Flight and Charity's Irony baby!!! Also Jeopardy in the more chill non-combat times and scenes

would you rather lick monster ass or armpit?

>>46730905
>armpit
id do it if she was super ticklish

>>46730901
Not big enough

Oh deer.

>>46730905
Both

>>46730905
Bellybutton.

>>46730997
i bet there's a fairy hiding in that cake

>>46730889

>>46731015
Beware of girls with funny hats.

>>46731023
What do you mean, they are cute end entirely trustworthy.

Mana is stored in one of three places
>In the breasts
>In the hat
>In the husband
Powerful is the witch that has all three

>>46731054
stored in the thighs

is there any magic that men can be better than monsters at?

>>46731071
infuse mana

Why can't Dark Mages be normal and date adult men.

>>46731078
anon tries to use infuse mana as a unconventional weapon, making enemy monsters sick by dumping mana into them beyond their limits

>>46731098
It works if you work it

>>46731098
>>46731103
this is how you get monsters addicted

>>46730905
I dont think I'm tall enough to try for armpit first, so...

>Is there something on my face?

>>46731122
One horn, foals shall be born.
Two horns? I mourn!

>>46731135

Left or right?

an angel's guide for how to speak to humans

>discover a lost and forgotten ancient text that reveals the order's chief god had a sister whom she sealed away long ago
>the forgotten "evil god"
>she looks kind of like the chief god but pitch black like a raven
>you search between the heavens and earth for the secret purgatory where she's been sealed away at and find it by luck
>break the seal trapping the evil god because you think you'll be rewarded greatly for it by her
>turns out she was actually sealed for good reason and the book wasn't lying when it said she was bad
>she's genuinely evil and doesn't believe in life and hates all existence
>first thing she pledges to do now that she's free is to "Destroy everything and everyone, to make the world disappear and return all to nothing" before she too vanishes
>and she will start her purge beginning with you...
Well anon? You fucked up, how do you fix the mess you made and avert catastrophe?

>>46731168
Foxes are so cute when they are horny.

>>46731236
I cast great tide of chesh and let her get corrupted by their dark mana and smugness

>>46731236
Giver hug

>>46731247
>when they are horny.
Always? That seems superfluous.

>>46731247
they're cute a lot

>>46731236
>>46731262
This, nihilists just need a hug.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

instead, remember that harpy 'nesting' beds are something you can get.
They work very well too! Just don't mention that it looks like an oversized dog bed

I can fix her

>>46731283
i'm sure it involves the mystery of the beast test somehow

>>46731290
Does anyone even know what the beast test is?
Surely such knowledge cannot be completely lost

>>46731264
Well sometimes they are not horny. Or so the legend goes.

>>46731168
I like angular foxes. The ones with big ears that stand straight and spiky hair.

OH NO! You've caught your wife "fixing" the condoms you insist on wearing. What do you do?

>>46731164
I do like the idea of an automaton wearing a beret, it suits her

>>46731429
Why do you even have condoms in your house? those are one of the most illegal substances you could have

>>46731429
Buttsex. Lots of buttsex.
>>46731437
>one of the most illegal substances
Exactly.

>Accosted by anti-mamono extremists
>"Do you REALLY wanna marry a smelly troll and live in a cave?"
>"...Uhh...yeah?"

>>46731475
>"...The cave comes with the troll? For free?"
>"You know what, neverm--"
>"And someone said something about pies? Where do I sign up?"

Haha, I am gonna put my soul on MonBay as a joke. It is not like it means anything.

>>46731475

I love girls who smell (good).

>>46731490
Pigs don't smell good!

>>46731493

Have you really smelled enough pigs to make that decision?

>>46731236
Help my wife destroy the world, duh

>>46731498
You only need to smell one to know it's a bad smell

>>46731518
So you admit it? You've sniffed pig? You a pig sniffer, boy?

Allow me to show you, TRUE EVIL
>Anon gives lilim a monopoly board

Even a chesire will shut her mouth in the face of pure love and affection

>>46731539
Dibs on the top hat

>>46731530
No! It's just impossible not to smell one of those dirty beasts when they're near

>>46731539
>dragon pissed at the back hand deals and coporate war, shed rather take what she wants by force
>Tanuki revels in her element and fleeces new players of the land and money, Sees not being the banker as a challenge
>Darkmage teams up with phantom to animate the board and make things look more interesting
>Pharaoh doesn't like the game, she represtents the sun, and therefore everying should be hers by default
>the magic uses keep trying to fix their dice rolls
>The great debate over what free parking
actually does continues for eternaty

>>46731576
Somebody's been going near pigs. Keep making excuses, swinebait.

if you do not have a cow, one shall be provided to you.

Has anyone done the, "bunch of rowdy teens explore abandoned house" story?

>>46730895
>Meanwhile, an Anon is trying to fix and recover bis A.I. Girlfriend who may or may not be be infected from a Succu-Virus
>Anon's military superior comes up to him
>"Give me that chip." Anon's military superior says to him
>"No! I can fix her!" Says Anon
>"I. Am ordering you, TO SURRENDER THAT A.I.!!!!!" Anon's superior said so calmly

I will NEVER lose to cats.

>>46730783

Antagonist

>Level 5 human adventurer puts up a 'Looking for Group' posting at the' local tavern
>'Inexperienced but eager to learn, seeking treasure and quests for good.'
>Returns within a few minutes of posting to already see several replies
>Level 120 Shadow Elf High Sorceress (prestige) would like to join your party
>She's every single reply

>>46731687
Her name is Keerla
She is loca
I said hell naw

>>46731618
It's not losing if you tamed her

>>46731636
Ahh, the ass on that tank...

>>46731693
Spam the block button

>>46731618
Don't think of it as a loss. Think of it as a forced draw.

>>46731718
This too

>>46731700
>>46731718
I will not be fooled by cat propaganda.
Fucking the cat is still fucking the cat, it doesn't matter who is on top or if she says its a tie.

>>46731792
Making a cat purr is a huge win

>We elves are a proud people!
>We are not a race of exhibitionists!
Why do elves say such things while dressed like this?

>>46731792
I can tell why there's so much public sex in MGE land, how can you contain yourself when 90% of monster at the street are seducing you like that. You just need to choose the correct one and seal the deal right there.

>>46731907
I won't fall for any random mamono, I will go the Eros church, state my preferences and must haves, get a my waifu radar and go on an adventure to find her.

>You're packing some pretty heavy artillery for your size, boy.

>>46731990
not shure I wanna get with a girl who's only flesh is the frontal part of her brain

>>46731990
Fuck you! I have democracy and liberty in my side!!!!!!!!!

>>46731768
>Steal 1 dormouse
>Turn her into my wife
>1 year later: 9 dormice
Repeat this process until you've reached your desired number of dormice. Once the first batch reaches breeding age, you can start increasing your dormouse production exponentially.

we need trash posters https://discord.gg/FBquEkU8

I think 3 dormice would be a good number for keeping my bed warm and room smelling nice.

Oi

>>46732306
A really nice mamonos stuck in a horrible game with disgusting lore. I hate rito who turned her gay

>>46731990
Oooooh I gonna chrooooom, I'm chrooooooooooming, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>46732331
Bro she's not a "mamono" she's not even from MGE wtf are you talking about

>>46732383
"she" isn't even a girl
why the fuck aren't those tourists spamming westernshit banned yet?

>>46732392
>"she" isn't even a girl
huh

>>46732383
Yes my bad, I should have said Monster girl. Still, she with a few tweaks and a distinct profile she could represent chameleon lizard woman in MGE
>>46732392
Wrong.

>>46732399
fuck off you retarded spammer, this is MGE thread

A big, 11 foot tall Griffon with huge tits and wide hips is after me. But thankfully for me the size of her assets and body is an advantage for me because she can't fit through many doors and as a result. I successfully outmaneuvered her in the MGC suburbs by getting her stuck in an alley and then fleeing into my apartment building, which she isn't able to fit through the door of in the first place. Big Monster Girls like her have such a hard time catching us smaller men of average heights, and now I know a path through the suburbs sandwiched between the buildings full of places she can't fit if I need to get to work. She will NEVER get me.

>>46732415
>11 foot tall
Kill yourself

>>46732415
But anon, if you manage to evade the big girl for too long she'll get sad. You don't wanna make her cry do you? You should go run right into her arms now.

>>46732424
What's the matter little guy?

Big monsters are for sleeping on top of

>>46732438
Giantess aren't allow either, go spam somewhere else.

>>46732456
Erm but mick? Aren't you a giant compared to your cait sith wife despite being a short little south american hobbit?
I think you're just projecting..........

>>46731897
Are we talking about high elves or corrupted mamono mana tainted elves?

>>46732456
That's not giantess you braindead shitposter, people have been posting about monsters that tall for years here. Fuck off back to your gacha shithole already, you will never be one of us.

If 11 foot is too tall, then you guys might not like my wife. She's 100 feet!

>>46731122
>>46731135
>>46731164
Given most human hands can't draw Centaur bodies properly, AI is actally doing better than humans, especially now they're doing hands better.

>>46732415
>11 foot tall
Love yourself

All sizefags will be zapped by gremlins shrink ray

Fat snek

>>46732701
Tsuchinokos are cute.

>>46732801
This bitch is wasting the sake

>>46732816
She's just seasoning a giant bowl of snek soup.

Why is she so fat anyway

>>46732552
shrank and trapped in gremlins sweaty spats/overalls

>>46732552
I'd let a grem giantess vore me.

Winter: gone but not forgotten

>>46731897
What do you mean? Those are just classic elf clothes. You some kind of racist?

>>46733106
Damn hags...

>>46733112

>>46733106
If thats average, what do exhibitionist elves wear?

>>46732816
You're supposed to drink the sake before it reaches the bathwater.

>>46733137
Hey overalls
You suck

>>46733151
would suck her overalls

>POV: it's time for your morning kisses

>>46733232
WHO ARE YOU
HOW DO YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE

IF I punch the Mershark in the face, she will lose all the will to bite me and rape me and will hate me instead or get sad and swim off. You should always punch the Mershark in her face or on the nose.

I wish to be a toy to these two sophisticated ladies. They are so much more refined and intelligent than a mere human like me, I should go along with what they want. They are so nice to me.

Monsters can't make me be nice to people. I will be a despondent asshole full of repressed anger with heightened individuality that never conforms to others or standards and they will never change my mind. They can't fix my pessimis-
>wurm appears
I am no longer a pessimist. I have seen the error of my ways. I aspire to be a happier individual with tact, and no longer act impolite. People like me and I aspire to make others happy. I am no longer the person I once was.

>>46733602
:D

weird elf

>>46731990
>So did the frame come with the tits or was that a personal choice?
The job is fuck already so I may as well have fun before it truly goes to shit.

I want to huff her acid soaked titties and pheromone laced butt.

>>46733839
I don't want to do that on the other hand

>>46733839
The plants have grown too smug.

goat stuff

>>46733112
Everyone will learn to appreciate hags eventually

Drink with lonely mamono at their apartments with the doors barricaded and the windows boarded and your phone off.

>Naier's MGE Koikatsu mods have finally been uploaded on Kemono.su
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

>>46734172
What was it with the 2010s obsession with one eyed girls? They seem to be completely forgotten by now. No one seems to remember it.

>>46733261
Do not resist. It is time for your morning kisses.

>>46734253
I still like Cyclopses but they're more baseline vanilla than Vampires with even less body variations.

How do you say, "I am ushi bait" in zipangese?

>>46734310
Have a demonic spider tatoo on your left pec.

>>46734258
I want to puke

If evil, why hot?

The future is now.

>>46734450
>panties under garter
Hard pass.

>>46734467
>chinese
Hard pass.

>>46734483
The first post is some random chink gacha character too, stop giving the spammer attention

Remember monster girls can't rape you if you don't know what sex is. Just tell them about that.

Worship hounds

>>46734547
Do NOT fall for this psyop. This would just give them an excuse to go "Ara~, guess i'll have to teach you all about it. Do not, under any circumstances, give monster any reason to rape you, or it will hold in court.

>>46734563
And what if I don't? They can't force me into doing something I don't want.

>>46734563
Needs more beef to her
I need more meat to my doggos.

I do have to wonder how many monster girls just go commando 24/7. Gotta be able to have easy access for their husband or if they find a man to be their husband.

Jiiii

>>46731591
>>dragon pissed at the back hand deals and coporate war, shed rather take what she wants by force
>>Tanuki revels in her element and fleeces new players of the land and money, Sees not being the banker as a challenge
>>Darkmage teams up with phantom to animate the board and make things look more interesting
>>Pharaoh doesn't like the game, she represtents the sun, and therefore everying should be hers by default
man these girls need Twilight Imperium in their boardgaming life.

>>46734691
Nice human woman.

>>46734691
It's probably an even split between monsters that don't wear panties, monsters that wear sexy panties and monsters that wear some kind of a bikini outfit.

>>46734763
Does bikini outfit really count? There’s nothing that’s actually underwater there.

>>46734763
You forgot the fourth faction.
Shimapan

>>46734758
I’m happy you like her friend. I’ll be sure to post more of her in the future for you.

>>46734772
It's not underwear itself, but then again it sort of replaces underwear while being the outer clothes at the same time. Swimsuit style clothes defy the panties/nopan classification.

>>46734721
Owls can be very quiet, so you never know when there's one watching you.

>>46734796
It's funny how recognizable your spiteful shitposting is, furfag. You're never getting art from KC, get over it

>>46734779
Only dorks would wear those

>>46734897
That or sabbath members. Though there seems to be a high correlation between the two.

>>46733232
Why is she dressed? Shouldn't morning kiss time be right after we wake up next to each other? She's late!

>>46734916
NO one said that one the first round of morning kisses. Or the last.
For more information consult the schedule dog in your harem for your morning kissing schedule.

>>46734902
>the standard sabbath's members wear plain white or shimapan
>the momonika ones wear slutty lingerie like gyarus

>>46734763
Yeah, they are supposed to understand that clothing can actually make a body more erotic so that sounds about right. You're missing a fraction though: those few degenerates appealing to the most deranged of men: granny panty wearers.

>>46734961
The schedule just says "yes." How am I supposed to interpret that?

>>46734877
Sorry? I think you’ve got the wrong guy. I will say, getting art firm KC would be kickass. Though I know that’s never going to happen for some small timer like me.

>>46734990
>deranged
I'd like to remind you that those"granny panties" had holes in the crotch area for easy access. The modern version is censored, so in reality those panties would be very popular with monster.

>>46734758
>>46734877
I think you need to take your meds again, tourist. That's the guy who posts his vampire wife all the time.

>>46734877
Anon, thats the guy with the vampire waifu.

>>46735014
I do think it’s funny that he gets so angry over Rosa. Just drives me to want to post her more. Maybe he is just a secret fan.

Vampires suck.

>>46734568
Just say "no thanks" and walk away.
Monsters literally can't do anything when you act autistic and ignorant.

>>46735068
Yeah they usually do.

>>46735068
That’s the entire point is it? They really just want to give you that good suck.

What does this gesture mean?

>>46735071
I'm not using my autistic rizz on a monstergirl and you can't fool me into getting myself raped.

>>46734547
I want to pet 'ip really hard with both hands at the same time

>>46731907
>try to go for lunch on Sunday
>on the way to the grocery story there are several lolis riding other kids in the park while the momsters chat and giggle with each other
>at the grocery store there's a sign of no sex inside so there are a couple of pyrows having sex with their boyfriends just outside while their friends are recording for some social media videos
>people just walking normally while all that happens and some couple finger and jack off each other while walking
>on the way back some zombies getting shagged in alleyways while some couples in a bar are watching some lewd monster tournaments on tv while yelling with beers on hand, wearing the colours of their teams
>come back home, enter my room and have lunch
This is the future you choose

>You must be the new recruit.

>>46735068
Well yeah because their fangs make no sense.

>>46734990
>they are supposed to understand that clothing can actually make a body more erotic
That was kind of what I was thinking about too. Even though a lot of the profile girls aren't wearing panties, sexy lingerie is probably still pretty popular.

>>46735138
Elf spotted, rape deploying.

>>46735068
Vampires scrape and lick

>>46735138
No, I'm Scruffy. The janitor.

your money or ill sit on your face

>>46735165
Gotta imagine how crazy the head they give is if they are using their tongue all the time.

Grab life by the horns.

>>46735184
I like my Vampires haughty with a side of tsun so it would have the added benefit of the occasional pouty comment or name calling

Bow before your queen.

what is the evolutionary purpose of a succubus or demon having horns?

>>46735246
See>>46735232

>>46735239
Sorry, this Ojii-san has 2 herniated discs. No bowing here.

>>46735246
What's your headcanon on the reason for their existence?

>>46735180
But rent isn't due for another week!

>>46735046
Not even angry so much as bored by her.

>>46735315
They hang their keys off of them.
Also good for opening bottles if they forget a bottle opener.

>>46735348
Yet she lives in your head rent free. Well at least cheap enough that you feel need to comment on it every time.

>>46735389
That's not what i asked in my post. I was refering to your headcanon of the demons existance, not their horns. Wouldn't make sense to ask you your own queston.

>>46731596
Imagine nibbling this porc's ears

>>46731687
>Sold child soldiers to mamano guerilla fighters
Gray morality at best

>>46735406
It's kind of fun to imagine them as a sort of measure of their mana.

>>46734970
Leopard print on actual women is so trashy but on 2d women it drives me into a frenzy

>>46735464
I blame Lum

>>46731226
A human who is not swaddled in an angel's wings could, possibly be in danger.
A human who is swaddled in an angel's wings is definitely not in danger.
Ergo, the best and safest place for a human boy to be is snuggled up in an angel's feathery hug.
It's simple logic.

>>46735469
Wild that that came from the old folklore belief that oni wear leopard skins

>>46735484
>He lacks the critical information

>>46735246
A secondary/tertiary/whatever sexual characteristic. The shape must be aesthetically pleasing and grabbable, and the size of the horns can't be too big or small. Demons have prettier horns than Succubi or Lilims, so they're naturally the best.

>>46735403
>Gore
Why are you defending this?

>>46735246
They use them to fight each other over territory, food, and mating privileges.

>>46735517
From what I've seen, Balrog has the most grippable motorcycle fuck horns.

>>46735426
She's the type who'd squeal for you to stop but then as soon as you do she'd ask very timidly for you to start again.

>>46735582
>vampire
>has bloody mouth
>'why are you defending this?'
feel free to leave at any time, tourist-kun

Humans posting about how bad their life is on 4mon upsets monsters greatly and sends them into panic mode across the world. I'd go on there and go into detail about how I worked a harsh steel mill job for little compensation before working my fingers to the bone in an unfulfilling factory and being screwed out of a lot of pay and then say I feel so hopeless and tired and have accepted that life will just always be bad and then watch as the hags with motherly complexes, lolis with pampering instincts and Eros and Fallen God religious folk alike all go nuclear about how they can't stand humans being sad or hurt.

Imagine waking up to this every morning for the rest of your life.

>>46735644
I'm gonna go on 4mon and talk about how I got treated as a subhuman, beaten and berated and given lots of latrine duty for years in the Marines only to retire from the military after my tours and come home to a lonely house where I just waste away watching TV and drinking beer all day and get them to launch a frenzied manhunt centered around finding me.

>>46735484
What kind of weirdo wears a swimsuit all the time?

>>46735730
Oi.

>>46735747
How does she get it off if the fins are in the way?

>>46735754
Clips? Zippers? Buttons? Come on, this isn't rocket science.

>>46735754
They're specialized scales it's not actually a swimsuit.

>>46735754
Stretchy

>>46735632
>Blood and small bit of flesh on her hands
Explain

>>46733602
The power of wurm

>>46735827
>blood
She's a messy drinker
>bit of flesh
You're seeing things that aren't there. Or it could be some high class blood steak, but i'm still going with option A

>>46735851
Don’t give him attention, that’s what he wants.

I think the biggest problem with Rosa is that the MGE Vampires do have monster parts (bat wings), and she doesn't, ergo she just looks like a cosplaying human bitch and not a real vampire.

>>46734877
Dunno, but here is Not!Cait in a maid outfit.

>>46735644
>posting on 4mon
Big mistake.
>confessing that you're sad and your life is shit on 4mon without being behind 3+ proxies
Consider yourself already married. Gremlin-mod will dox you as fast as diarrhea.

She may not look like it but she is very sad because you spend most of your time on your gaming pc and so she thinks you must love it more than you love her...

>>46735747
Technically that's part of her body instead of clothing.

>>46735952
Maybe if she looked attractive or had a nice body I would like her better, but unfortunately big clanky gears and armor bits and fake plastic body parts are not attractive to me, she doesn't even have nipples. She's only useful for menial tasks around the house while I relax.
>but you can modify her at le gremtech
I'm not spending millions just to make my robot look good.

>>46735974
She has a perfectly good vagina, mouth and hands you can use. Breasts are unnecessary, stop being a partialist freak.

>>46735992
>Force yourself to like what I like
No thanks, fuck off

>>46735992
>Breasts are unnecessary
Sabbath GTFO

>>46735974
>I'm not spending millions just to make my robot look good.
That's why you go to the scorned garage Grem who got fired without notice. She has an axe to grind and will give your Automaton experimental, high performance upgrades for a low budget as long as you help her take revenge.

>>46735999
>>46736002
You know it's true, breasts are boring.

Bapho-chan will tell you all about how breasts are "boring" or how they don't matter or are bad but the vast majority of her species who end up getting married spontaneously expand their chests in reaction to the desire of their men to achieve peak form. Curious! She can't seem to find an explanation for that, even more curious!

Holsts are, objectively speaking, the best mamono in MGE.

>>46735874
As loathe as I am to actually engage in this level of tism, dhampir does not.

>>46735974
Brother Anon, please understand. Covering the Automaton in sacred oils is absolutely necessary to get Crysis to run in 4k.

>>46736039
Rosa is not a dhampir. Dhampir are edgy trash just like vampire. I hate them both.

>46736060
Go back to /tg/

>>46736039
What does dhampirs have to do with it? The OC is a Vampire and they have wings, except the OC doesn't and isn't a dhampir, ergo the OC barely has anything to do with MGE, because MGE Vampires explicitly have wings.

>>46736039
If you are going to engage with autism at least do it with the one that's in good faith. Or not, just keep replying to shitpoters like a newfag.

>>46736060
>the priests are just a cult of people who have sex with machines until the machine fucks back

>>46735952
She can buy a computer too and then we could play videogames together

>be low fantasy writer who likes making literature about medieval kingdom warfare and old wild west fiction
>portals open
>get a leanan sidhe attracted to me
>everything goes good until le charm magic kicks in
>now can't resist due to being mind controlled and can only watch as she distorts all my work into erotica and forces me to make it all into sappy love novellas with a thin coat of paint resembling what it once was slapped on
>this is ok because its better this way and for the best for me, according to her
>literally magically enslaved so am completely unable to disagree as well
>eventually become so devolved and mind-rotten that the fairy is the only thing on my mind
>and then she hauls me off to a fairy kingdom to write the same stuff over and over again for eternity
>this is good according to KC and cool and fine and there's nothing wrong with this
Very nice, what a fun setting, definitely not huxley tier nightmares dressed up with cuteness at all.

>>46736082
Automatons are what happened when the Ancient Civilization left a bunch of engineers alone in a room and asked them to build their ideal woman.

Unfortunately, Hephaestus left them unfinished.

>>46736178
You know the encyclopedia profiles are written from the perspective of a guy in the setting basically going around like an annoying journalist interviewing people and thus barely, barely accurate to how literally any of the mamono actually are, right? You know the encyclopedia profiles are not meant to be taken 100% literally, right?

Guys help there is a fox in my house and she isn't leaving

>>46736178
Just take the damn Soma you little bitch.

>46736178
>>now can't resist due to being mind controlled
Stopped reading there.

>>46736200
>You know the encyclopedia profiles are not meant to be taken 100% literally
Yeeeeeaaaaaah except for that time he interviewed the Atlach-Nacha that kept forcing her human to remain transformed as a big ugly spider monster boy and then got mad when he wasn't for literally a solid minute and then raped him before transforming back buuuut PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT BRO ITS JUST HYPERBOLE ITS NOT LITERAL MMMKAY THEY DON'T ACSHUALLY DO THE ABUSIVE THINGS THEIR PROFILES SAY THEY WILL TO YOU OKAY JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF OKAY MIND CONTROL IS ACTUALLY.... LE GOOD!!!!!

Damn dude. Take your meds.

>>46736178
but thats not what will happen you idiot
monstergirls, once bonded, dont do things their husband would dislike, that makes zero evolutionary sense because it would lead to losing the husband if they did
now fuck off with your grimderp shenanigans

Pray the Alp away.

>>46736235
Some humans like to be locked up in chains. Some like to do the locking. What makes you think monster girls in the same species can't be equally different between one another?

>>46736242
I prefer to let her in

Never forget KC made MGE because he got cucked irl and became a seething japcel, when he claims its because of heckin karoshi he's lying through his fucking teeth.

>46736235
>LE
>MMMKAY
>ACSHUALLY
crossboard-kun...

>>46736244
>"bro they don't do the horrific things the profiles say they will do to you"
>printworks proceed to show them canonically doing the horrific things the profiles say they will do to you
>"e-ermmm, w-well y-you see, erm, e-e-e-e-evolution and ummm.... muh grimderp and u-u-u-mmm..."

>>46736251
where are the monstergirls?
this is the monster girl thread please stay on topic and post monstergirl content or about monstergirls. petty drama need not apply

anyway what videogames would your favorite monster girl play? Mine just plays minecraft in creative mode and makes rooms out of wool blocks and carpet and lots of beds.

Completely buck broken.

>>46736242
Stop bullying Alp, his stories aren't that bad

>>46736261
If Hitler existed, and he's a human, does that mean every human is a Hitler in how they act? No. Same applies to monster girls. There will be variance, the books don't spell it out because they assume the reader isn't retarded.

don't care, thinking about sniffing hellhound fluff with my ears muffled by giant tits

>>46736269
You're right, I'll pray for Alpanon's good luck.

>>46736277
I made this post.

>>46736242
Alps end up becoming sexier than Succs in lore though

Gonna ask hellhound how she'd feel if she hadn't raped me this morning.

>>46736277
But if your ears are muffled by tits, you can't hear her tail wagging at max speed

>>46736071
She does have wings. If we go with MGE lore do remember that some parts can me magiced away. I have it where usually she has the cape in her main outfit be her wings. Thus when I do get her wings, the coloring and battle damage on them reflect that of her cape.

>>46736267
Imagine having a meltdown over digital images drawn by some Japanese guy.
Nah, I'm overthinking this. It's just a kid trying to troll /mgt/ again.

>>46736298
Cait doesn't have this problem.

>>46736297
But she did rape you?

>>46736242
Alpanon is a good lad though. A bit creative, a bit playing on the wrong side of the base, but okay.

>>46736303
She looks like a dyke anon, I'm sorry.

>>46736298
There'll be a noticeable amount of vibration from it slamming into walls so the effect will be the same, should be more worried about the paw not keeping your head pushed in there quickly clawing away your pants for easier access

Well, my chesh will be well-behaved, tomboyish and a sub because I wish so, thanks KC

>>46736303
Can you tell me the artists you usually commission?

>>46736307
>"But how would you feel if you hadn't?"
>"I don't understand, I did rape you. do you want another round? Okay, come here."

>retards shit the thread up with barely comprehensible schizoposting
>zero reaction from jannies
Mhm, very nice, very nice indeed

>>46736309
>playing on the wrong side of the base
He's stealing third, you fool!

>>46736338
There are quite a few of them. I do enjoy commissioning vada. Kaze is another one that I am usually quite happy with. A lot of my other stuff is scattershot on who I commission.

>>46736200
First volume was written by the Wandering Scholar who had a very real fear of the unknown and is less empathetic to monsters than subsequent volumes. Second one had Saphirette co-authoring it, herself being a Dark Matter who isn't mind destroyingly orgasming 24/7 and has much more direct and softer tone towards mamono. Funny how the in-universe consistency is there even if you don't want to see it.

>>46736276
>There will be variance, the books don't spell it out because they assume the reader isn't retarded.
To be fair that seems to be a bit of a high bar when you look at much of MGE community, at least in the west.

Imagine reading profiles instead of just looking at pictures and then saying dumb shit here so people correct you.

>>46736421
Being forcibly jacked off by a cat monster is number one fantasy though.

>>46736450
Speak for yourself

>>46736396
False, everyone knows there's only one Necronomicon and it was penned by the Mad Arab, Abdul Alhazred and the last time anybody saw him he just stripped naked, walked into the sea and shouted "Come get me".

>>46736477
weird i had a sea bishop do that too

What monster girl is the Dark Souls of MGE?

Eat sallys sweaty butt

>>46736434

>>46736450
No, my number one monsters fantasy is cumming inside a corpse that moans until it gets pregnant

>>46736421
Like that /g/ copypasta?

>>46736493
I'm more of a troll butt kind of guy.

What did you say to her?

>>46736520
>>>/vg/

>>46736524
What?

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

What if I'm against the Order but not aligned with Monsters either and have made a living off being a killer of Angels, Valkyries, Paladins and Heroes because I view them as the bad guys? What will Monsters think of that?

>>46736553
You go to hell/executed. Killing innocents is bad

>>46736477
I’d just like to interject for a moment...

>>46736558
They're not innocent though, all four of those things are literally sent by the Order to kill actual innocents so I haven't done anything wrong.

>>46736564
ha ha its the dumb cow teacher.
what is she gonna do, teach me a lesson?

>>46736567
They're blinded by the chief goddess's will, you're not

It's the general-shitposting-and-killing-mgs-episode today.

>>46736577
don't talk to the reprobate

>>46736577
He's blinded by his raging homosexuality instead.

>>46736583
Sadly yes, if they truly want to be righteous chevaliers they could fight for Eros but no they have to be edgy

I'm not blinded by the chief goddess' will.
She is blinded by MY willy

How do you do fellow humans?

>>46736608
Thanks Mara

>>46736618
Unraped, about to grab booze.

>>46736577
They still choose to obey even if they know what they're doing is wrong, especially angels and valkyries, who pressure the humans into following along. There's nothing wrong with killing them to prevent innocents from dying. I wouldn't be a bad guy for it.

Going to accidentally call my valkyrie mom every so often and try to play it off while she grows increasingly frustrated with how often my armor explodes off ala Arthur from ghosts n goblins

>>46736619
Mara should be subject to slow burn romance to frustrate her

Oh, it's the weirdo with a hyper specific fetish for murdering angels again. Jesus is the whole fucking circus in town today? We got mick, /tg/, grimderpers all in the same thread. Just missing breathfag, the atheist guy and wock vorefag to complete the circus act.

did somebody say circussy?

>>46736670
No.

>>46736664
To be fair, angels were prime shitposting material for ages now. Especially since it's so easy to use aislop or gachaslop for related pics and there's little need to even pretend trying to start a decent discussion, just dump and forget

>Wurm is having trouble conceiving
>take her to the doctor to see if something is wrong with her
>Dr. Unicorn tells me she's dead
>refers us to Dr. Lich, the undead fertility expert
>I didn't even know wurm zombies were a thing

Have you heard the good word of the Fallen God?

Angels are bad though, and they should be killed.

>>46736664
You forgot the is-this-fandom-fag and his husband.

>>46736670
You know, you could at the very least use more than one picture when spamming. Not that it would actually make you appear as less of a retarded faggot who is trying to make bogies unlikeable via forcing them, but still.

>>46736670
No I will not eat the worm.

>>46736697
What an odd looking jinko...
Ah well, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about.

I kissed a hellhound and I liked it

Now that we are talking about specific fetishes, what monstergirl do you think is the best for nailpolish. I personally would say demons are far ahead on that front.

>>46736726
You naughty kiss slut.

>>46736726
Now she won't stop kissing you, genius. Enjoy smelling like hellhound slobber and being covered in black lipstick.

>>46736726
Dogfucker

>>46736353
>>46736583
>>46736664
You can tell which schizo is posting all the trash just from the fact his posts are staying up

>>46736740
I'm sure she will stop if he asks nicely.

>>46736737
>>46736740
>>46736745
It was just one time; I have enough self control to not do it again! That doesn't make me a dogfucker or a slut and it's not like she'll know I enjoy it

>>46736771
>That doesn't make me a dogfucker
It makes you a dogkisser and a soon to be dogfucker.

>>46736771
Whatever you say.

>>46736780
Ik

I'm a doglover.

>>46736780
>>46736792
A chaste kiss that lasted two seconds isn't even enough to get addicted

>>46736834
French kiss next.

>>46736834
Gateway kiss.

>>46736834
You know there are certain drugs that make you an addict from the first time you take them? Wankisses are one of those.

>>46736834
You'll be kissing her in less chaste places soon enough.

>>46736834
Start thinking about cute puppy names, dogfucker