/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>4672192
Tell her the story of when they made a trip to the moon and played with the moon bunnies.

>>4672192
Make her play the games.

Yeah, tell her what Touhou games are. Dodging danmaku from a young age is probably good for her mind.

Really though, why do you own dolls if you don't know any worksafe stuff? Start reading.
http://www.gensokyo.org/

>>4672208

I want to entertain her, not put her to sleep

>>4672215

I was thinking that but they're kinda hard, and I was hoping t show her the whole 'magical fantasyland' sort of idea of Gensokyo, I've shown her playing Touhou and she likes all the bright and shiny colors, maybe next year when her motor skills develop a little more

Read her yukkuri mutilation stories.

I'm not sure it was suchh a good idea. When she gets old enough to browse the internet and finds out everything about Touhou, she might be a bit creeped out.

inb4 a 5 year old kid clears all touhou games on lunatic

The Inaba comics might be a nice introduction for her. They are cute and funny, with most of the characters making an appearance.

>>4672245
Haha, she'll be lucky to clear normal. Remember how much we all sucked at video games at that age?

>>4672240
Touhou, by itself, is harmless.

The fandom is poisonous, pollutes the enviroment and might cause cancer.

The official ones contain no sex. They're all innocent maidens in that.

Curiosities of Lotus Asia is a good place to start.

How about you make up some stories yourself? It's not that tough and you'll just end up reading whatever comics you find anyway.

>>4672252
Goddamn I, didn't know how to strafe or cover.
I passed all Doom II levels by standing still and shooting everything around, then moving to another spot and trying again.

>>4672252


How about no

When I was 5 I was pretty fucking awesome at Zelda 2. Everybody else was like "wahhh death mountain megaton hammer is impossible to get" and i was like *gets that shit on first try*

Can't go wrong with bkub!

>>4672277
I don't get it.

>>4672192
>doujins

No.

Eastern and Little Nature Deity
Strange and Bright Nature Deity
Oriental Sacred Place
Inaba of the Moon, Inaba of the Earth

They all exist for this exact reason, you know.

>>4672285

Thats probably the safest route. As for when she gets older, my aunt has a parental lock on her PC so that should keep her from 'most' of the dirty stuff (all though its more for 3d than 2nd stuff)

go to SAFEbooru and read with her any doujinshi that seems appropriate

New Hori-ZUN of course!

Simple enough. Tell them of Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil.

Just play it up some. Cirno is the comedy figure, things like that.

I have nothing to suggest OP, but I thought I'd chime in that I think it's adorable that you've decided to share the world of touhou with your cousin

Have a cute Suika doll!

>>4672317
Is that scanned yet? That guy said he would scan it.

>>4672287

Yukari isn't a child, she's a FABULOUS old granny.

Anything by Happy Flame Time. It's usually very warm without and deviation into sex jokes or the like.

Miko Miko Suika

Or just retell the games. Stuff happens, wacky adventures, and they all make up in the end.

>>4672336
Eternally-17-years-old isn't how I'd want a kid thinking about a very old person.

Tell them about Granny Weatherwax.

I just thought about something. The other day my 4 yo male cousin saw me playing Hisoutensoku and didn't seem to understand well when I explained to him why Sakuya is the best Touhou. I mean, are you sure a 3 yo will be able to comprehend something that is not very simple ?

>>4672357

Funny you should say that.....

There was a scowl crossing Granny Weatherwax’s face. It had passed far beyond her mouth, drifted into the glare of her eyes and drilled into her bones, so great was the displeasure she was feeling. Any normal human would have been on their knees and begging to know what they’d done so grievously, grievously wrong.

Apparently the girl on the broom opposite her was far too oblivious to even notice.

“So, tell me, young’ whippersnapper,” the witch icily asked, “What did yer’ say about practicin’ this wizards magic of yours?”

Marisa grinned, smiled back. “I said, old lady, magic’s all about power, ze! If something’s going on, all you’ve gotta do is find the bad guys and beat them up!”

And that was the thing about Granny Weatherwax: She thought in tales. But the very fact that this young.. upstart!.. existed made her bristle.

“…What kind of story is that?”

Once again, Marisa shrugged. “A short one?”

>>4672380
She's the best because she can stop time and throw knives everywhere. That's all he needs to know.

>>4672381
yukari = granny weatherwax

you know it

>>4672357
Why emphasize Touhou's ages? That kind of information isn't necessary. Kids aren't interested in eternal youth, they ARE the youth.

Don't do it OP, soon you'll be giving her silly hats and it'll be a hop, skip, and a jump to convicted sex offenderdom for you when her mother derps out

>Recently I bought my cute 3 year old cousin a stuffed Reimu and Marissa, she loves them but she doesn't know who they are and wants me to tell her stories about them
>tell her stories about them
Anon is Lewis Carroll. Give her a true wonderland.

>>4672192
Show your cousin this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jip6DJC7qZA

>>4672397
You're not in the right folder...

>>4672381
Is there more of this? Because it's awesome.

>>4672404
Better?

>>4672381
Dammit ca/tg/irl, stop pre-empting my browsing patterns!

Anyway, most of the Hole of Yago stuff is cutesy. Show that.

>>4672411
Yeah. But I win.

>>4672392
Yeah, but you should tell kids about Granny Weatherwax anyway because Granny Weatherwax is awesome.

Discworld in general seems much better for introducing children to than touhou.

>>4672405

Yes. Hold, please.

De Worde looked at the pictures. "I can see what you've been going for, but.." he gestured weakly at neat rows of black and white newspaper prints behind him. "We've already done a full story for today, and your.. material isn't exactly suitable for the front page.

"But-" The crow tengu was crestfallen, even he could see that. He sighed.

"Perhaps I could fit these in one of the magazines! Would that be ok? Drop the prints off with the dwarves in the back and it'll be in the next run."

"I-I guess it's better than nothing." With drooped wings, Hatate slunk off.

Back to work. Worde studied the headlines and wondered if it was too late to get a very fast coach out of the city. He dropped his forehead into his palms. Of course it was too late.

The headlines: "Boxers or Briefs: Vetinari's secrets revealed! Editorial by A. Shameimaru."

>>4672415

Sorry~

Nuggan frowned and wiggled his lip. It had the effect of making his moustache undulate, which he felt expressed distaste with the minimum amount of effort. Offler eyed the smaller newcomer with his usual unreadable expression, but the single thick string dripping from the corner of his snout gave away his hunger.

Blind Io angled two of his attending eyes to stare at each of the two figures, and a further two for that Hat. It was a Hat, too, not just any old hat.
"I take it you have found yourselves suddenly in possession of an excess of belief. Nothing less would have brought you here."

The tall woman with the strange arrangement of rope and paper smiled knowingly, re-folded her arms and nodded curtly at her accomplice, who hopped - somehow, she gave the impression of hopping, even when she walked - up to the game-board and began placing pieces.
"Ha!" The Lady let out a short laugh. "Well now, this is interesting."

Destiny stood, his face reddening. "They shouldn't be here. They don't _belong_ here." He raised a finger and pointed at the short one's hat "I never knew they were coming. Isn't that a good enough sign that we should throw them out?"

His words fell on deaf ears. A pinkish piece had just been placed, and when he looked closely he noticed that clouds of tiny, tiny butterflies were flying from its sleeves...

After a long pause, Death spoke.
"YOU KNOW," he stopped again, holding his scythe up to the light "I HAD A SORT OF HOLIDAY A WHILE AGO, AND IT CAUSED ALL SORTS OF PROBLEMS."
The other Death just lay there, lying against the side of the little boat, head and arms dangling over the edge. Her scythe was, the first Death concluded, not as sharp as his. Nor was it as practical.
"BUT I'M SURE A LITTLE BREATHER TO ENJOY THE SCENERY WILL BE ALRIGHT. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN GOOD AT MANAGING MY TIME." He produced at an hourglass, which hardly seemed to be flowing at all. "TIME IS A FUNNY THING. THE LIVING CAN HARDLY GRASP HOW IT WORKS, AND THEY ASSUME EVERYTHING ELSE HAS THE SAME PROBLEMS WITH IT THEY DO."

Death sat in silence again, contemplating things. What things, nobody could guess. His star-point eyes seemed to twinkle. "AND EVEN IF THE SCENERY IS DULL, THIS IS A VERY NICE BOAT."

The new priestess at the Temple of Small Gods was causing quite a stir. A crowd was gathering to observe this strangely-dressed woman and her donation box. You couldn't forget that it was there, what with how often she beat the side of it with her fancy stick. Very few people had actually donated anything, but an impressive collection of bottletops, franked stamps and IOU notes was building inside the glorified - nay, the deified crate.

As with any crowd, this one had attracted the presence of a certain Seller of Theoretically Edible Pies (that is, they'd be edible once the wizards of UU opened a hole to a world where the better-left-unknown was the primary foodstuff, and CMOT and the like touted finest cuts of identifiable animal).

"Luvverly Sausage-inna-bun! Getcher Luvverly Sausage-inna-bun! Meat Pies, so fresh it don't know its dead! Deli-"
"Ah, excuse me. I've been asked to buy everything you have."
A girl in a green outfit was staring at Dibbler as if he offended her with his presence - something most people did when they were that close to his unique brand of pie.
"Really? More than once at once? That'll be..." Dibbler trailed off as he counted the pies and sausages on his tray. The girl thrust a bag onto the tray. It was open.

(Cont.)

Dibbler had only just taken in that it was full of golden Rhinu when he realised his tray was being carried off by the blunt, if polite girl. He watched, awestruck, as she presented it to an even more unusually-dressed woman in pink, who seemed to be the opening of some interdimensional horror, so quickly were the pies disappearing.

While he stared in awe, something black and white interrupted his field of vision. When he'd stopped feeling giddy, Dibbler noticed two more strange things. First, his bag of gold was gone. Second, the woman was still standing up, and wasn't even throwing up on her green-clothed friend. No, she was smiling at him.

Making a profit from a crowd could happen any day. This day, CMOT decided, was not the kind of day for that. This was the kind of day when you prayed, made a token offering and hid under the table in case the frost giants returned. Dropping a dollar into the strange red girl's donation box, he beat a hasty exit.

And...that's it. wish I had more.

How about the normal, canon material?

東方香霖堂　～ Curiosities of Lotus Asia
東方三月精　～ Eastern and Little Nature Deity
東方三月精　～ Strange and Bright Nature Deity
東方三月精　～ Oriental Sacred Place
東方文花帖　～ Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red
東方紫香花　～ Seasonal Dream Vision
東方求聞史紀　～ Perfect Memento in Strict Sense
東方儚月抄　～ Silent Sinner in Blue
東方儚月抄　～ Cage in Lunatic Runagate
東方儚月抄　～ 月のイナバと地上の因幡 (Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth)
The Grimoire of Marisa

from http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Wiki

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>>4672445
Most of the canon would bore a 3 year old to death, BUT there's a lot of good material there to start from. Just take the game stories and the rest as a base and make shit up.

>>4672443
I guess it's because they're so short, but I never thought I'd see the day a Touhou and Discworld crossover would actually be good.

Good job, OP. Your niece is now in training to become a loli slut. Are you proud of yourself?

i know a good story about cirno and yuuka.

also, the 'inaba of moon, inaba of earth' does sounds nice.

>>4672527
Mokou being an immortal firebitch, as usual.

Whatever you choose, make sure you read it a few times first, just in case it's full of spicy material

>>4672527
>>4672539

>>4672192
>Recently I bought my cute 3 year old cousin a stuffed Reimu and Marissa, she loves them but she doesn't know who they are and wants me to tell me stories about them.
tell her they are cute dolls you saw at the store. She doesnt need to know where they are from.

"Hey [Name], what are those two dolls from?"

"Oh those? I've had those ever since I was a little kid. My cousin gave them to me, he used to tell me stories about them, but I can't remember anything now.."

"You mean the weird one?"

"Yeah, a couple years before he was caught with child porn and shot himself."

>>4672542
mokou can't 'put fire into' (put life) in flowers.

Terry would never approve since he'd find all the "Alice" references obnoxious.

Personally that annoys the shit out of me because I found a lot of the same things he found wrong with those books were to be found in his own in a different form, they both have that "plodding victorian silliness" thing going on, it's just that Discworld is purposely very consistant, and the Alice books being purpsefully nonsensical children tales, were purposely not so.

>>4672558
She can set them on fire and make a beautiful torch for Letty. She refused to do so and sent Cirno to be punished for absolutely no reason.

show her felis ovum art

>>4672501

They work to keep everyone in char. That goes a long distance to making it good.

>>4672567
He hates Alice in Wonderland? What?

>>4672346
>>4672368
>>4672374
fuck yeah!

also, if we are talking hole of yago...

>>4672552

>>4672577
>>4672582
>>4672594
>>4672603


Benny hill theme while reading those makes them funnier...

also, any news about that 'new horizun' stuff?

>>4672673
of course not

this is what you should not show a kid

>>4672673
>Wriggle wriggles

Dawwwwwww.

>>4672325
>it's adorable that you've decided to share the world of touhou with your cousin
Same here. You make me fucking proud of knowing there are dedicated enough Touhoufags out there.

>>4672673

Awww, please tell me there's more.

>>4672673
>add -ing to a verb to make a noun

It's cute, but still retarded.

>>4672740
That's one of the sample pages. AFAIK it hasn't been scanned yet.

>>4672698
Why not?

>>4672742

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerund

>>4672742
How so?

>>4672746
Beat me to it.

>>4672746
If the sentence says "Mystia is cooking", and cooking is a noun, then Mystia IS the food.

Also... how about walfas?

>>4672742
>Remiling

>>4672787
While "to cook" can indeed refer to something BEING cooked, it most often refers to someone performing the act on something else.

For example, if I say "I enjoy cooking", the logical conclusion is that I enjoy making food, not that I enjoy being cooked.

>>4672746
But cooking in "Mystia is cooking" is not a gerund, but a participle, i.e. not a noun, but an adjective.

>>4672812
>>4672811
>>4672787
>>4672746
>>4672742
>>4672673
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Participle

...I hate English. And I'm a native speaker.

Grammar. Fight.

>>4672811
That may be true, but >>4672673 says that it becomes a noun after adding the -ing.

So I say: Even if you add an article before a noun, the meaning of the sentence won't change.
Mystia is cooking --> Mystia is the cooking.
If the meaning didn't change, Mystia is food.

Generally if you have a rule in English grammar or spelling that is simple enough to explain to people learning it as a foreign language, it's inaccurate enough that it will not work in all cases.

ALL HAPPY GUYS?

>>4672845
It's not a rule if it doesn't apply.

>>4672838
If I'm not mistaken, the page comes from a book made using Walfas' designs that's supposed to teach English, right? And is assumedly not written by a native English speaker/someone with the knowledge of the difference between gerunds and participles, which use the same method of conjugation and sometimes use exactly the same syntax.

In fact, in that section, aren't all the words being converted into participles? "flying" doesn't work as a noun, nor does "planting".

>>4672858
Then society has no rules, because there are exceptions for every rule.

Celebrities don't get arrested for doing coke.

OP: This should help.

http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-a-Story

the hell with this grammer hijack....

>>4672870
>assumedly not written by a native English speaker

Most probably by a Japanese speaker. And, as far as my poor knowledge of Japanese goes, they don't differentiate between nouns and adjectives anyway. Mystery solved.

>"flying" doesn't work as a noun, nor does "planting".

Actually, they do. Flying is fun. Planting is fun. Cooking is fun.

>>4672870
Planting can be a noun. You can use it to refer to the planting of seeds on a large scale (e.g. first planting)

Don't know about flying, I haven't had my coffee yet.

>>4672910
Flying a model aircraft?

>>4672929
That's a verb.

>>4672933
Oh, sorry, didn't notice the "(e.g. first planting)" bit.

>>4672673
>Letty defends
>Picture of Letty in goal
That's not what a fucking defender is.

>>4672948
Anon doesn't know how to take it easy much like walfas doesn't know how to play soccer.

>>4672948

The goalie's primary job is defense, isn't it?

>>4672948
she is defending the goal.
she is protecting the goal.

take your pic.

>>4672989
>>4672994
Saying a goalkeeper is a defender is like saying a linebacker is a safety.

>>4672999
You lost me.

one is a murderer. the other a burglar.

>>4672999

Saying a goalkeeper is a sweeper is like saying a linebacker is a safety. Saying a goalkeeper is a defender is like saying a linebacker is a defender.

A goalkeeper is a defender in the broad sense of the term (i.e. defense vs. offense). Unless you can make a compelling case that the goalkeeper's primary job is focused on offensive production, it is reasonable to say the goalkeeper's job is defensive in nature, and thus they could be called a defender.

>>4672933
It's used as a noun. Which happens to be the whole point here.

>>4673021
I think he is doing this on porpouse.

anyway...

Sure is Kimmo Alm in here.

>>4673023
"Burglary" just refers to the act of entering a building via some means with the intent to commit a crime. Murder and burglary aren't... oh. Nevermind. You were talking about Reimu and Marisa.

I will damp this here.

i have a 5yo cousin who really love yuugi and im thinking seriously buy a doll for her
i just show her the videos in my psp (yeah, weird...) and she likes touhou very much

Verbs ending in -ing being used as nouns in a sentence (e.g. "Posting on 4chan is a waste of time.") are called gerunds. Look 'em up.

Retard moe!

Tell them the story of how Reimu brought humans and monsters together to live in harmony.

you have no cousin, enjoy playing with your dolls

>>4673173
>>4673119
>>4673108
>>4673094
>>4673085
ITT Autistic Cirno.

Touhou teaches life lessons, no matter what you do, where you go... A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

better

>>4673179
Compared to other fairies, Cirno is Albert Einstein.

>>4673175
you bet?

>>4673196
Jesus christ that place looks ugly, it looks like some trailer trash dungeon where they shoot CP films.

>>4673196
>he thinks a random photo constitutes proof on the internet

There's a bunch in the pack on Gensokyo that aren't hentai. You just have to sift through them.

>>4673087
Yuugi is the best rolemodel for young girls. She drinks alot and doesn't arfaid of anything.

>>4673197
yeah, its a baaaaaad place
she lives in a poor house.

ignore the flamers op. the only thing i can do to help is posting more of the same doujin.

Your cousin is cute OP but she doesn't look white, what country are you from ? (just out of curiosity)
Also I'm not sure this is the best place to post pics of a little girl...

OP, just tell her Reimu and Marisa are two magical girls (like her!) who fly around solving mysteries and making fwiends. Let her do the rest. Use her...what's that called...imagination?

>>4673229
im not OP
im other guy
Argentina is the poor country...
its a shame

I'm going to be very pissed when Cirno gets off that slide. She owns it. Its hers. Doujin artists have no write to take that away by fiat.

>>4673235
yeah that sounds nice.

>>4673229
the house does not seem to belong in a western country, yes, but tan is not a measure for one origin. just look at america.

part 1

>>4673248
>the house does not seem to belong in a western country, yes, but tan is not a measure for one origin. just look at america.
Yeah I know, but I was looking more at her face than her tan and it made me think she isn't western.

Part 2

>>4673267

Could you please provide the source for this?

>>4673275
hole of yago- 9

>>4673275
All that is made by Hole of Yago has that sticky sugary flavor.

>>4673290
I feel so ashamed that this puts a big stupid smile on my face

>>4673321
Why?

Anyone happen to have the pair where Alice makes a doll of herself and pairs it with a doll of Marisa and a doll of Reimu to try and defeat them?
As I remember, it works against Marisa.
Not so much against Reimu.

>>4673292
>>4673290

Thank you very much! I'm going to search for these now.

>>4673196

If this is real OP, then you must be brightening her days with Witches and maidens. I okay with this.

>>4673344

>>4673329
Goes without saying, but what my stupid face looked liked

>>4673367
Thanks

>>4673367
oh wow

>>4673420
Since I'm sure someone has already made one, /r/ this is no fun crop.

At least OP's cousin didn't find it weird his onii-san has a stuffed girlish plush doll

>>4673439
You could do it yourself in like 3 seconds in paint.

Also Hole of Yago is always best.

>>4673440
her*

>>4673439
if no one will post by the end of this dump, I will crop it myself.

>>4673440
She is too young to be tainted by society's brainwashing.

I still prefer tail concerto over hole of yago, but tail concerto aren't child safe.

Tohonifun is completely child safe.

>>4673522
Traumatically child safe, usually.

>>4673558
It's just like their Narutos. They'll love it.

>>4673461
Lol wait till she becomes a teenager

>>4673592
Preventing them from liking Narutobleach Piece is within your grasp.

>>4673608
Why would you want to? I'm not ashamed to say I liked shounen in the past. Problem is when they keep liking it.

this thread reminded me of walfas.
so i went there.
and came upon this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FquebP7uujA&feature=player_embedded

>>4673614
hey, i still DO like some shonens, just that some serias don't know when to stop. Naruto should have ended in 24 chapters.

than again, there are pieces like galaxy angel...

>>4672192
Silent Sinner in Blue

I like adventure stories but long-running shounens are not good adventure stories :(

this thread stopped bumping or something?

I have a couple of suggestions, myself:

-Inaba of the Moon & Inaba of the Earth (completely family-friendly, nearly everyone shows up for a chapter or two, the yonkoma format makes it relatively convenient to read in short bursts)

-bkub's comics (completely family-friendly, minimal dialogue, quite silly and nonsensical in nature; however, some of them feature Reimu in an antagonist role, which may cause confusion)

-New Hori-ZUN (completely family-friendly, was made with the intention of teaching English so it'll be in an complexity range that she'd have little trouble reading it on her own)

Alternatively, what I recommend is just taking the canon game stories and telling them in your own way, adding stuff as you see fit.

Also, Happy Flame Time and Omchicken's works tend to be family-friendly.

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>>4674438
Is this a joke? It's not very funny.

>>4674438
http://archive.easymodo.net/

>>4674438

noooo, OP you need to make up stories that have nothing to do with touhou

don't spoil touhou for you cousin before she learns internet

>>4674458
LEGO Stephen Hawking?

>>4674491

>>4674500
>>4674458

OH U

im back
nice thread, maybe im gonna print some doujins for my little cousin
thank you guys, /jp/ people sometimes are nice

>>4674470
He needs to do that before she learns internet.

And then he needs to teach her that internet is full of bad people and its contents should not interfere with her enjoyment of the wonderful world of Gensokyo.

>>4674567
Gensokyo is best when you make up your own version of it after all.

>>4673065
God I lol'd.

Anyways, are there any news of Hori-ZUN?

>>4674567
>The internet is full of bad people
That's quite an understatement.
I think it's more like it's brimming to the ass with horrible people.

>>4675156
http://www.w-canvas.com/shopping/detail.php?item_id=35941

They ship overseas.

And in this version, the gerund thing has been fixed. It now reads present participle like it should. Even native speakers make mistakes too.

>>4675211
Wrong.
We're actually some of the best people.

>>4672192
Reminds me of when I was trying to explain touhou to my little sister when I told her that she was going to be my group's Cirno.

Mostly of the touhou stories from doujins are fan made so.. uhmm.. just try to analyze the characters character and then just make up a funny story... like marisa grabbing a mushroom and amde Alice gigantuar ( and a lot of things happened after that) and sort of things..

>>4672317
Satori = Vetinari
Former Hell = Ankh-Morpork

>>4677532
No... no, I'm not seeing it. At all. Please try to come up with more Touhou-Discworld idea though.

>>4674455
>Implying easymodo saves images beyond preview.
>Implying you can find anything on without hassle on easymodo.
>Implying that it's even possible to navigate easymodo for specific threads.
>Implying easymodo doesn't have server problems all the time.

>This thread has been requested 2 times now.

>>4674450
Oh wow, a picture of Hina dolls without any Hina in it! IRONY

Couldn't find Hina pics, so here

>>4672287
I just realized Chen's tails become the VSBRs.

>>4674121
Except for (maybe) Happy Life, don't use Omchicken.