/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46721793
There are no more tales to be told
No more stories from battles of old
Now it seems our journey has come to an end
We are scraping the barrel my friend

Shameless cat repost

>>46721685
Beautiful kitty

>>46721799
I'll draw more siths, no worries.

>>46721793
cry more

>>46721800
Nice

>War, war never changes
>"Oh shut up Ron Pearlman slash Slade slash Hellboy slash Lord Admiral Terrance Hood! War HAS changed!"

>>46721811
>>46721793
My heart it hurts

>>46721818
>War, war shouldn't change
>Like, it used to be cool with swords and stuff and now there's just guns
>Man, I miss old wars
T. Hag salamander

>>46721829
Salamanders would've loved the Lacedaemonians.

>Greek general sees a ballista in action for the first time
>"Honor in war is dead."

>>46721793
Raging mushrooms was one of the best things KC ever added to MGE alongside the salamander

Gonna post on 4mon about how I only microwave food. Gonna see all of the seething from monster girls begging me to let them cook for me.

>>46721839
yes frenchie, we already know how much you like to throat those mushrooms.

>>46721844
Just learn to cook, dude. It's not that hard and it will improve your quality of life substantially. do it for yourself

>>46721800
SHAMEFUL CAT.
NO FISHO.

>>46721844
I'm going to start a virtual baking competition in which I use and rank the brownie and cookie recipes monster send in. The winner gets to star in a cook along video.

>>46721839
I join you on the first part
>>46721848
Do you know that I'm not the only one who is into maledom?

>>46721856
Oh I actually do. I'm just gonna post it to piss them off.

>>46721800
She looks like a softie unlike many cheshires who do a little too much trolling.

>>46721866
But that was you, wasn't it frenchie? it's easy to tell - no-one else is quite as annoying about it as you are.

>>46721856
Imagine the look on kiki's face when she finds out that I was cooking my own food and then putting it in microwave packaging just to troll her.

Cuddledom

>>46721872
I imagine she's more like adult Takagi-san. Still teases a lot but there's a lot more warmth in her overall behavior

>>46721877
>She couldn't tell
Dishonor on her, dishonor on her family! Babushka will be very disappoint, is not good.

>>46721874
It wasn't, I have no interest in salamanders

Dom this, dom that... where's my Mon Pizza delivery? I ordered it a while ago. And why did they ask me to disclose the fact that I'm single on the order form? Will they charge me extra for that!?

>>46721901
Dom minos will be delivering your pizza soon. and a complimentary pizza mino.

>>46721839
What is it with maledomfags being so goddamn annoying?

Kikidom best dom
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dom#Polish

>>46721920
Maledom is the normal state.

>>46721920
It's called "insecurity".

>POV: you were tricked into entering the mixed bath onsen as the sole male in it and your towel “coincidentally” just fell and got lost on the water amidst unsuspicious mana
How do you avoid the humiliation of getting your body scrubbed by hags like a child?

>Agent Hebi, DOM. May I come in?
(Department of Marriage)

>>46721920
>annoying
They're not, looks more like you're the one bitching about nothing to start drama

>>46721870
masterful baiting, sir.

>>46721932
Quite literally the way God wanted to be
>>46721937
Its called being a normal healthy male not twisted by the small hat tribe

>>46721942
avoid?

>>46721967
>femdom monsters are a psyop by le jews
>>>/pol/
and stop shitting up this board

>>46721949
Um, my caseworker from the EBI (Eros Bureau of Intercourse) said I shouldn't talk to you...

>>46721967
fuck off with the pol nonsense you just won't make us look bad

>>46721838
>>46721829
>Billions must rout/retreat
>t.Old and or Chud Salamanders

>>46721970
They will violate your male rights. They will abuse your human innocence to have an excuse to touch your dick but they will wank you until you cum. And whenever you cum they will say you dirtied yurself so they have to clean you up again.
It will be humiliating

>>46721984
>New orders from Higher Eros Bureau of Intercourse (HEBI). You are to talk with me. With lots of eye contact.

>>46722002
The only 'right' a male needs is the right to be ravaged by his wife

Extreme French kissing a mucus toad for an hour!

>>46722017
Your future is between her legs

>>46722017
>The only 'right' a mamono needs is the right to be ravaged by her husband

>>46722051
Nah I don't really feel like it

>>46722071
You know what happens to that man, right?

>>46722077
She pouts all the way home and they have a fine platonic evening together

>>46722051
the need to be used as a hellhound bodypillow rises with each passing moment

>>46722095
imagine snuggling up to her at night during the winter

>>46721800
Lovely chesh

>>46722095
>>46722114
Hell mofu is extremely bad four health. The only thing deadlier than cuddle a hound is kissing one

Kot

Another high quality vampire image for you guys! Let me know what you think! Posting again since the thread ended not long after I posted this.
https://files.catbox.moe/12ue44.png

>>46722141
Good stuff

>>46722139
what about em?

>>46722141
Did she steal a dhampir's short shorts?

>>46722141
Nice

>>46722147
They are dangerous creatures, but I do not feel like the city is providing proper protection from this threat

>Inherit castle
>Find dragon squatting there
>Ask her to leave or begin paying rent
>Melts the metal drawbridge with her fire breathe
Why are dragons so rude?

>>46722062
>human boys (they claim they are “men” even though they aren’t 2.000 years old)
>>>topping
lol
Lmao

>>46722168
they only become aggressive when exposed to a high concentration of Tom. there should be nothing for you to fear ,as long as you make sure to shower bi-daily and properly ventilate your home

>>46722184
When does a man get to claim the title of “old?”

>>46722187
>properly ventilate your home
What, and lure them with his scent from miles away? What he needs is a GATO rated air filter.

If you are really old and decrepit, will the hound go easy on you?

>>46722192
After the twelfth child. Until then he’s still just a boy

>>46722203
gentle sex with old monsters on a soft bed (don't want her to hurt her back)

>>46722198
monmamo wont crawl through your window and squat in your home just because they can smell the aftermath of you doing the needful. stop spreading this dumb and misleading myth.

>>46722203
Yes, though once you incubize she'll be making up for the time she lost.

Men should dote on, lewd and dom loli monsters.

>>46721901
Your pizza delivery girl has been waiting for 30 minutes, she's covered in snow

Imagine if kc made a profile for chud

>>46722242
How many fairies, mewling cats, and barking dogs are outside of your window right now? Tell me.

>>46722255
zero. its cold outside, so i let them all in.

>>46722261
Well, I suppose being a gigantic slut is one solution...

>>46722250
oh DEAR.
oh DEARY DEARY me

>>46722251
I too enjoy french kissing a space clown and telling jokes in a convoluted ritual.

>>46722224
If he still cums fast like a kid he will still be treated like a kid and force dto suck his wives’ tits like a kid.
I don’t make the rules. If you don’t want to be treated like a kid then stop acting like one.

>>46722269
its just the decent thing to do, you should help someone when they're in need.

>>46722155
What do you mean anon, those are normal vampire clothes. There is nothing dhamire like about those clothes. Stop calling her a dhampire.

>>46722285
Src?

>>46722187
I'm hot

Holy cow!

>>46722296
https://exhentai.org/g/1045355/5c25ff4b45/

>>46722242
Thumbnail makes the brown cat look like she has a fu manchu moustache

>>46722302
She looks concerned.

>>46722302
Too big.

>>46722336
>>46722339
Don't respond to the spammer

>>46722141
Barely even a monster girl.

>Lazy farmcat who never truly worked a day in her life with a family larger than the population of a small town. Likes cuddles
or
>Near feral city cat with enough scars from so many scraps that she can't even remember where she got most of them, intimately familiar with the city underworld, surprisingly not a nyakuza member (allegedly). Also likes cuddles but refuses to admit it.

>>46722411
Sadly vampires be like that.

>>46722276
You better tip her well, she's very dedicated to her job...

>Order pizza online
>Select your toppings
>Extra cheese
>Pepperoni
>Sausage
>"Sausage" (only visible if your accounts is flagged as a monster species)
>Mushrooms
>Onions
>Olives
>Kot (only visible if your account is flagged as a human male)
>Pineapple
>Ham
>Green peppers
>Black Olives

https://mangadex.org/title/2d0a0c63-d6c9-485d-aea5-82088696ad72/okitsune-gal-katabami-san
mango about fox childhood friend

>>46722403
I completely trust that smile.

What's stopping me from just rewriting the Demon's contract before I sign it?

>>46722719
Your wrist will hurt.

>>46721793
Never make a sad sleep mouse edit of that

>>46722376
But I liked the big boobs!

>>46722429
Nah it's just your nerdpire isn't that interesting to look at. Unlike that particular picture that actually shows off some inhuman traits 90% of what I've seen of her is in some cringe military larp outfit.

>>46722762
Literally just go to Danbooru and look up Hasumi (Blue Archive)
You'll get all you need and you don't need to spam it here.

If I make a venture to the top of the mountain of madness and find the most ancient of the wild Shoggoths there and ask her what the meaning of life is what will she tell me?

>>46722821
She will ask you what the fuck you're doing up there and then take you home where you will receive a warm meal of shogloaf and mashed potatoes.

>>46722821
>"I dunno haha."

>>46722812
But then you can't circlejerk with anons.

>>46722812
I wasn't the one who uploaded the picture you idiot.

>>46722840
Anon, if you need that sort of validation, go to discord or /vg/ where you can just post picks of her and scream.

>>46722712
Demons are one of the sexiest designs KC has ever made, every part is perfect.

>>46722850
But this is the same thing?

>>46722784
Well that does disappoint me that you don't like her. But, I can't please everybody.

>>46722848
And thats nice.
But its a blue archive character you should be able to easily pick out at this point due to the spam.
No need to really comment on it this point especially considering how often Hasumi is posted.

>>46722860
Maybe but at least there you can join everyone in complaining about the maintenance in a more on-topic enviroment.

>>46722854
> KC has ever made
Em...

>>46722865
>No need to really comment
I will reply to whatever I want whenever I want to.

>>46722302
The girl may be from something I don't support but I approve of the big juicy tits.

>What you do not smell is called cuddlecane powder
>It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid and is among the most hug-inducing substances known to man

>>46722881
Then don't complain when the boat fox swarm shows up again because your first instinct is 'Big booba, must post'

>>46722885
>hug-inducing substances known to man
Just bellow loneliness.

Climax

>>46722888
You're the only one complaining here, ma'am.

>>46722898
The carpet don't match the drapes with this catgirl.

>>46722898
Loli cat
I'd be her Tom

Maybe if MGE wasn't old and busted, boring and sucky, locked by paywalls from a penny pincher that will never finish his RPG and the main community focus huddled up in a discord that nebulously uses this thread people would post it more than something in vogue like Blue Archive which anyone can enjoy???? Just food for thought

>When its dark at night and you're trying to figure out if its a goblin, a weird vampire, or a gangly werewolf hiding in your bush.

And there goes the mask.

>>46722913
then who was jerry?

>>46722922
Trust me anon he doesn't play blue archive, or any of the other gacha he posts.

>>46722940
And that makes it all the worse.

Jiangshi are underrated.

>>46722942
hop

>>46722942
This vampire looks far too genki to be trusted.
I bet she doesn't even need to hop!

>>46722860
Yes it is. He's just being autistic about it.

>>46722942
Be nice to busty hoppin' vampires, they have a rough life. The really unlucky ones hit themselves in the face when they hop.

>>46722970I'm fine with this

>>46722970
I don't think I could resist such a shortstack.
That Jiangshi wouldn't even need to hop that fast, if anything I'd pick up her and carry her off.

>>46722885
>You fool! I knew you would drug my drink, so I switched them when you weren't looking! You made one of the classic blunders!

>>46722986
>Never gamble with a yeti when snuggling is on the line!

i assumed you guys would know

Don't cry over spilled milk.

oh ok

>>46722628
that fox is of sufficient smugness
never noticed danbooki had a manga going

And be more assertive, pussy.

Playing Chess against Miss Hakutaku to avoid getting raped by her and becoming her hagloving boytoy slave. If I beat her she will leave me alone. Wish me luck.

So what is going on now?

>>46723053
>Her smug confidence as she sets up the chess pieces on her side
>The slow look of horror as she sees the Checkers pieces on my side.
Game on.

>>46723020
Please don't call Miss Holst that. She's just a little leaky is all.

>>46722986
You fool, she was never planning on only drugging you, both cups have been spiked!

>>46723112
>The yeti has not developed an immunity to cuddlecane powder
>Oh no, not even a little

>>46723043
Based

you know what they say about a guy with a lot of cheshires

>>46723142
That he is truly blessed?

>>46723083
>Checkers vs Chess
>Thinking you have any chance in hell of winning
She can literally give all her pieces away and it’d be physically impossible for you to capture her king if she kept it near the edge of the board. Hell I’m pretty sure depending on which color square you start on it’d also he impossible to capture her king

>>46723149
NO

How do I defend myself from Bees?

i tried to get out but they keep pulling me back in,

>>46723159
It's not horror because she thinks she'll lose. It's horror at the realization anon is literally retarded.

>>46723159
Sounds to me like you didn't account for...
the second board.

>>46722757
requesting dourmous and weresheep having a sleep competion

>>46723168
Why would Bees attack you?

>>46723221
They kept trying to offer me honey to put in my morning coffee and I kept declining politely but they were so insistent I just eventually snapped and straight up told them, I think honey is shit. Now they're angry at me, they attack me every time I go outside and try to sting me. I need to know how to defeat these fucking Bees man.

>>46723233
>I think honey is shit
I see nothing wrong with their actions in defending Earth from some hellish abomination not of this realm.

>>46723233
Oh, you deserve it then. Imagine shitting on their hard work like that, you ungrateful asshole. Get stung bitch.

>>46723244
>>46723245
Attacking me for disliking honey is NOT reasonable, you cannot justify that. I just don't want to add a lot of sugar and calories into my diet. I did NOTHING wrong! You can't seriously think I need to be force fed honey against my will! The Bees are in the wrong!

>>46723256
And soon you will be in the hive.

>>46723256
Shut the fuck up and eat the honey bitch. EAT IT.

>>46723233
this but also im diabetic

>>46723280
>>46723282
>wishing for somebody to be enslaved just because they don't want to eat the unhealthy diabetes sap
This is why Wasps are so much better.

>>46723282
scaphism

if only some large, brash wasp with a rough exterior but gentle and kind interior were around to save me from these thuggish bees

>See bee girl hive in the wild
>Think of all the cute hardworking bee girls in there
>Dick gets hard
>Walk in
>Hive is in disrepair
>Empty beer cans, stolen clothes with the magnet tags on them, and dead juuls all over the place
>Oh no this can only mean one thing
>Try to leave
>“Well girls look what we have here”
>Three hornet gals block the entrance
>“Ya know it’s rude to enter somebody’s home without an invite”
>“Maybe we ‘ought to teach him a lesson sis?”
>Dragged away by gyaru hornets into the breeding chambers

I trust this creature implicitly.

>>46723355
would a bad lady buy you a free drink? probably not

>>46723355
She looks intimidating. I think I'll stick with the small foxes.

>>46723368
>Fox lady hands you a drink.
>Take a sip of it.
>Nastiest thing you have EVER tasted.
"What the fuck?"
>"What's wrong, Anon? Can't take a little Malort?"

>>46723355

give a lot of ancient vibes while also sounding modern.

>>46723256
>>46723288
Honey is not high fructose corn syrup or other slop like you’re used to, it’s not going to kill you but wasps will.

>>46723388
I would happily allow Miss Wasp to use her ovipositor to fill me with her brood.
And I would be glad to live in a paralyzed state of agony while they slowly consume me from within as sustenance.
Because that's what LOVE is.

>
Real schizo hours

>>46723355
what about the white furred ones with the red tips?

>>46723403
Don't be dumb, that's inefficient. A man is good for many repeat fertilizations, doesn't make evolutionary sense to kill them. You'd deposit the fertilized eggs into something substantial but useless for procreation, like a cow or a gacha player.

>>46723428
Those are explicitly evil.
Therefore you should trust them, extend the peace offering, an olive branch if you will, in order to help them stop their evil ways. After all, if you never take that first step, you never know where you could end up.

>>46723443
>You'd deposit the fertilized eggs into something substantial but useless for procreation, like a cow or a gacha player.
Tanuki-san disliked that.

>when the mg hears how pornography isn't family friendly and she assumes its because they are wearing condoms.

>>46723428
She’s not also wearing black thigh highs so she’s still mostly trustworthy.
>>46723454
This one however is not, you can plainly see the evil in the stirrup thigh highs, you better leave this one to me.

>be a tourist in Zipangu/Mist Continent
>suddenly a fox comes up to you says something in a language you don't understand and slaps a fat stack of cash on the table

Lovey-dovey sex with evil women!

>>46723496
Stop rewarding their evil behavior

>>46723519
I can fix her

Best selling monster sci-fi short horror: I have no mofu (and I must huff)

>>46721799
where did all the writefags go?

>(You) are back home and she's offering you her latest prey (she got uber eats)

>>46723524
You will not fix her, she will make you hers, and you will empower her to do more evil

>>46723541
Truly the modern jinko is a fearsome creature

I fear evil.

>>46723542
It's not as fun for either of us if I just give in though. Can't let her know I think she's perfect already.

>>46723536
You scared them off with all your evil women posting. Writefags are natural cowards and you must coax them out into the thread with only the most demure and placid of monster girls.

How could something so fluffy be evil? It just doesn't make sense

I don't like Foxes because their big bushy tails get in their way of their curvy asses and prevent me from properly appreciating their rear ends.

I enjoy monstergirls with personalities completely opposite to what you would expect.
Radical Anubis
Slob Kiki
Calm Hellhound
Jealous Bicorn
Airhead Haku
Turbosub Dragon
Jubjub that controls herself

The only downside of MGE is that you don't get genuinely evil girls. I want my dick to wage war against my moral compass and win.

>>46723571
he's right

which mg to cheer me up after watching something that made me sad as a kid and still destroy me as an adult?

Impregnate dragons.

>>46723605
big moth

What did they mean by this?

>>46723670
Easy tummys = good
An obvious and correct conclusion.

Sorry Monsters, I have a human childhood friend who grew up with me in the same human only village and she wants to marry me and preserve our pure human race together by having many human children. You can't lay a finger on me, I'm HER human man.

>>46723689
>Shapeshifting fox about to do one of the funniest things possible in fox culture

>>46723689
somebody has to bite the bullet and make more humans until they get that sorted. your sons are fair game though

>>46723689
>purple hair strands slowly start appearing on her head
>she goes "meow" at you out of the blue

>>46723689

>>46723750
Dorkpire

>>46723750
Ugly creature.

>>46723761
NOOOO

>>46723787
>>46723802
Now now anons, no need to be rude.

I am darkness. I am terror. I am destruction given form. I am the end of nations and peoples. I am the flame of revolution, I will burn the world and bring the twilight of the gods.

>>46723843
Rude? Dork is a term of affection even if vampires can't handle it

>>46723846
Malef...

>>46723860
can you successfully identify which fanfiction was written by ms vampire or ms dhampir? the answer may surprise you

Don't go to the Mist Continent... the Imperial army there is oppressive and ran by evil Jiangshis, their officers will detain you without giving you a reason and call you a dirty westerner before they haul you off to rape camps where Jiangshi soldiers will hop on you to their content....

>More of him? (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>46723880
Ms. Dhampir writes a long adventure about a brave heroine saving her boyfriend and Ms vampire writes scandalous fiction about a proud noble vampire being dominated by a human

I need your fluffiest foxes.

>>46723891
No they are mine.

>>46723881
Brb going to the Mist Continent rn

>Chewing your bovine wife's cud for her

Allright guys, I had a really hard fight with a cat encounter, but I managed to win and drive her off before anything bad happened.
When does the TOM status start decaying?

>>46723998
You have to go to any bed and press the use button and then sleep for at least an hour and it will be gone by then.

G'night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to remember that Oni-samurai are actually hard to fight.
Their size and strength make them terrifying to fight...and if she's got a brain then she can actually use techniques.

What her name, anon?

>>46724041
>and if she's got a brain then she can actually use techniques.
Like that'll ever happen! I'll never know defeat and be the best swordsman in all of Zipangu with enemies like that

>>46724053
I'm gonna walk up to a big, brutish Oni like this and tell her she looks pretty to appeal to her womanly side.

>>46724073

>>46724073
You're going to cause a mass migration of oni ronin to your area looking for the same treatment

>>46724021
I can't sleep, there are enemies nearby

Samurai this, Ronin that. At least there aren't any NINJAS around here, or else then we'd really have problems.

>>46724167
>cannot sleep when there are enemies nearby
>probably a bug so you log out/log back in
>when you log back in you're kissing a cat by an wedding altar
hey wait a minute

>>46724175
How would we know if there were?

>>46724186
there'd be an arrow or kunai in the wall with a note attached. it says "next time i won't miss"

>>46724175
>Ninjas have more important things to do than seducing random anons. Like spying on rival lords

>>46724182
You skipped a cutscene, buddy

>>46724175
Ninja job too much anyway so I wouldn't worry about it

I'm an engineer and genuinely cannot get out much due to exams... Are my dreams of finding a monster wife over?

>>46724196
Pussy in the face is one of the most disgusting things, the juices and wet lubricants fluids would feel awful, the bad kind of wet, not the good kind like ocean water does. And it would smell awful too. And they expect you to shove your tongue in there and you might lick their urethra and that's disgusting because that's where piss comes from. Monsters think this is the hottest shit but its not, it's a huge turn off. A real man wouldn't do that shit, a real man only gets head and never gives it. I would never let a Monster do this to me.

^ Alp

Best monsters for 69

>>46724175
Yeah cause they're all in Paris.

>>46724041
I want a classy oni, one that knows how to dress well, that wears the best-tailored suits or dresses that perfectly show off her curves. The thought of a tall, fit red-skinned horned woman who also knows exactly how to make herself look fashionable is extremely appealing.

I'm afraid we're all out of normal monsters. You'll have to make do with various flavors of tomboys

>>46724338
>tomboy kunoichi
how and why

You guys said I couldn't fix the evil succubus, but look! I'm fixing her right now!

>>46724338
Need tomboy Pyrow.

>>46724344
Think of the tanlines all the ninja gear could make

>>46724338
Oh no?

>>46724356
>Yo nerd let's go jogging
>*tackles you*

>>46724338
But, if the cat is the tom, what does that make me?

>>46724338
>Tomboy Pharaoh
I can't really say I know what this would turn out to be like.....

>>46724383
Tomboy Pharaoh princess who makes you race chariots, climb ancient monuments, and swim in the sacred river with her

>>46724395
I would submit to this Pharaoh in both ba and ka.

>>46724363
>tan
she's a tomboy, not a gyaru

>>46724338
Tomboy archetype is quite easily applied to Jinkos, so I'm fine with that.
>>46724407
Either can be tanned.

My edgelord Cursed Sword stalker told me to kill myself again today.

>>46724395
>Sharing a first at the top of the pyramid you got God voiced into climbing

>>46724395
>Sharing a first kiss at the top of the pyramid you got God voiced into climbing

>>46724425
Tanned kunoichi must be one of those that hide in broad daylight in plain sight.

>"Nyaaahh. Yes, my favorite Spartan character in Halo is Emile-A239. How could you tell?"

>>46724395
Then her mother lectures her on being the weak link

>>46724525
It's okay Anon will cheer her up by dumping wine on the high priestesses

I want to see more a kikimora in a position of power high then her target
I want to see her slowly break down as her subbmissive nature cant handle it and she wants to serve her secratary instead

post kunoichi

>>46724196
Ninjas only job when there's a lot of them. If there's only one then you're fucked.

>>46722413
>underworld, surprisingly not a nyakuza member (allegedly). Also likes cuddles but refuses to admit it.
Second choice

>>46724383
>>46724395
>>46724443
poor kid is gonna develop a unique weakness to god voice

>>46724338
Tomboy chesh's inbound, my beloved

>>46724574
god voice is a prime childhood bullying tool

>>46724558
okay

>>46724536
Seems reasonable

oh no I really hope a monster with a thunderclapping, pelvis breaking, chair shattering, dick smothering, gravity defying, hand sinking, stuck in door frame ass doesn't try to take advantage of me.

The Lizards and Salamanders might laugh at us human warriors for not being as strong as them, but it is us who will have the last laugh because when we die an honorable death in battle, Valkyries will come with the eight legged horse Sleipnir to carry us to Valhalla where we will drink mead in the company of brothers of thousands of years. Can Lizards say the same? What have they to look forward to? Nothing. For they are not human, they are aberration, and they will never be important or possessed of a DESTINY.

It's true because a Valkyrie told me all this and they never lie.

>>46724592
She looks grouchy.
I think someone needs a nap

>>46724588
just wait till she reveals the terrible truth about the god voice to anon

>>46724525
>what? you still haven't secured anon?
>when I was your age I was already engaged to your father

>>46723709
https://exhentai.org/g/2517912/40237b7f89/

>>46724609
>the terrible truth about the god voice
?

>>46724608
That's a common issue with kunochis, they get so used to looking stern while wearing a face mask that sometimes they forget to turn off their angry glare. Just tell her she looks cute and she will stop.
And if you tell her to take a nap she will just use that as an excuse to fall asleep on top of you. Do you really want to be smushed against the couch by kunoichi's body?

>>46724623
>Do you really want to be smushed against the couch by kunoichi's body?
Proper bed would work even better.

When I’m lost in the woods which god do I pray to in hopes of finding a way home? Molestation and rape by wendigos, whitehorns, yetis, arachnes, grizzles, werewolves, etc. while not optimal are still acceptable as long as they take me to my home afterwards

I just want to have whimsical adventures and comfy sleeps with a monster

>>46724780
Adventure!

>>46724622
it can't make you do something you don't want
jumping into the river fully clothed? dumping water on the priestess? 3 hour make out session on the top of a pyramid? all anon

>>46724789
So much shit to steal from this mouse

Hagville run (solo lvl1 NO HIT) part 4

>>46724793
You stay away from my pack mouse adventurer gf you fucking cat

My chesh just brought me 6 ration packs and an enchanted stick, it's adventure time

All monsters will be slaves to the burgers

I will go take candy from Sabbath members in the streets and they CANNOT stop me.

>>46724816
You shouldn't take candy from strangers, Anon.

I was supposed to do this story back in March but life got in the way, then I forgot about it, then I remembered it again and now I did it. Dude goes on a date with a Lesser Succubus and then dey fugg :D:D

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55600330

>>46721793
Anyone know where this link is from?: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk

>>46724915
Seems to be an old outdated writers list.

Fat wans

>>46724988
What about them?

>>46724989
I need them
They are big, excited and made for cuddles

Manticores or WIFEYCORES or dum batcats as I like to call them, are horrible, moody, mean, clingey, sadistic and needy creatures and they make me so mad I could marry one this instant.

What the fuck was the Maid Academy thinking? They sent me their oldest Kikimora hag, she's three hundred fucking years old man. The notice paper detailed she was the "bustiest" maid enlisted. Yeah more like the most busted one, she's old as heck and moves like a snail! She took a whole minute just to walk up the stairs! She cleans and moves at such a slow pace it's unbelievable! And on top of that, her hair and feathers are even all white too! I asked her if she could fetch me a monster from the fridge and she just tilted her head at me. I had to teach her what an energy drink was, she's so rustic and ancient! She keeps calling me "dear" and "young master". I can't take this! She's so useless and dusted, she belongs in a museum! I asked for a maid and they sent me a granny! The notice paper specified she's "virgin", pfffft, like it even matters when her ovaries died centuries ago. She's gotta be barren as a desert. How do I send this old hag back?! I want a youthful maid that can't actually move and work damn it! This old hag is so useless it's not even funny! Her giant tits are gonna knock my fucking tower over if she goes dusting around my computer!

>>46725049
They are DORKS

>>46725054
Wrote anon with a raging boner while thinking about his old Kiki maid.

>>46725054
Tell her you're really thirsty

>>46724908
A child was yoinked by a sewer clown and nobody helped him

>>46725054
They sent me a weird goopy purple puddle in a box. Shit looks like Ivan Ooze. Damn Maid Academy is getting slack, can't rely on them for anything these days can you?

>>46724908
>the brief, pre-Portal period of overreliance on A.I
Inshallah!
The begging was a bit infodumpy, but the dialogue was witty and dynamic. I like it, makes me happy, write more!
>>46725064
ABSOLUTE DORKS, each and every SINGLE ONE OF THEM, a DUM EDGY BATCAT.
Just thinking about their stupid mugs and their laughable tough-gal facade makes me want to grab one and make her a mother.

>>46725054
You have to give her an energy boost to work faster, if you know what I mean.

>>46725049
Give her a few months and she'll drop the predator/prey act. Once you've shown your "obedience" to them they mellow out and won't be so autistic about trying to be scary.

>>46725049
>they make me so mad I could marry one this instant.
SAME

>>46725093
As if I'll let her drop the dorky behavior. Then she'd be able to hide what a dum she is. Oh no sir, every time she acts like a dum, she's getting kisses and headpats and something more to reinforce that dorky behavior.
I won't give her just a few months, I'll give her my entire life and show her what a HORRIBLE, MEAN DORK she is.
>>46725107
You sir are a gentleman, a poet.

I should draw more batcats, but I'm drawing CGs for my game now.
If nothing else - at least I will have improved my drawing to deliver you even better batcats.

>>46724908
Yup, read the rest - their witty lines are cool. I should try using some of these lines IRL.

Sphinx > Manticrap

>>46725187
And I want to be there with a camera when you try a "gee willikers ma'am you make my tallywhacker all turgid, like" on a woman

>>46725190
That's like, your opinion man.

>>46725190
This, manti are a one note villain, they disgust me

>>46725199
It's fact

>>46725209
Oh yeah? Have any source to back that up?

I don't want lesser succubus o want grande succubus

>>46725190
Rude and uncalled for.
>Manticrap
Also hurtful and insensitive.
>>46725197
I can do it, DREAM UNTIL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.

>>46725226
Oh please, manticores get off to being mean and like to terrorize the men they meet. So I will not only call them manticraps, but I will call them poopieheads!

>>46725237
That's because they are huge dorks, who do not know how to talk to a boy they like. They can't help themselves.
Just as I can't help myself, I love batcats and nobody else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3bksUSPB4c

Manticope

>>46725220
The kot enjoyer associationi their scientific research on the best kot ranked manticores almost last, the only ones below her are cait siths. Their bad demeanor, disgusting bulb and non petting compliant spikes makes them unappealing

Do I need to bring rubbers for my date with a lightning elemental?

>Waiting to hear the front door open
>Raging mushroom in hand
>Manticore wife's gonna be home any minute
>Today's gonna be the day
>Nearly get a heart attack when I instead hear "Surprise!" right in my ear as two arms wrap around me and force my own down
>Heart starts pounding as she asks "Hey, what do you got there?" and lifts my hand up to her face
>"I-it's nothin-" can feel the words die in my throat as, from the corner of my eye, I watch simple curiosity give way to the smuggest and most devilish grin I've ever seen
no no no NO IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY

>>46725259
Eat it fast fool, quick

>>46725259
>he got outmaneuvered by the biggest blockhead ever listed on the pages of the Monster Girl Encyclopedia
Fookin' how?

>>46725259
That's why you should buy our raging injectors. Quick and easy to use, rotate the safety and quickly stab any point of your body, instant effect, 3 time the daily recommendation of raging mushrooms in one tiny injector. Also available in cyanide pill like form in any pharmacy

>>46724500
So what would a monster girl warrior or soldier's reaction to a Order fighter who already has a mamono realm silver blade impaled onto his torso but instead of him heart-pupil'ing he still fights as he yells:

>I'M READY!!! ARE YOU!?

>>46725381
The heart pupils come after the rape anon, not before.

>>46725281
I want to put my dick in those big fluffy ears

>>46725414
Just eat the mushroom fast enough and you can

>>46725251
Lightning elementals make your life very electrified

>>46724908
that's one hairy succubus...get the razor
holy shit it's bad not even monkey girls are this bad!

I like the stormy one on the right a lot.

There is no hope for 30 and 40 year old virgin losers whose lifes suck and they work dead end jobs. They should just commit suicide. No Monsters are gonna come save you.

>>46725496
I see Wisps like older men.

>>46725496
>t. Wisp

>>46725496
Calm down Wisp-chan.

You always hear about humans being losers, but how 40 year old virgin Monster losers who have no hope and are sinking into the depths of despair and nihilism? Hmm? Hm?

>Spending the day inside your lamia wife's tail while she games on your custom built PC overwriting your saves.

>>46725532
It's weird when one does get a boyfriend and you see a 10/10 woman say she's so happy that "he gave an ugly loser like me a chance".

>>46724175
>"NINJAS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this prefecture before. There could be NINJAS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE NINJAS" he thought. Shamisen tones reverberated his entire carriage, making it pulsate even as the 9000 yen sake circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of female assassins in the night. "With a katana, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

>>46725549
>Warm, tight, slimy lamia hugs
Peak comfy

I trust this dark mage. She has a friendly, inquisitive face.

>>46725496
>wtf is wrong with this fairy

>>46725747
1 hour into Spellcasting and Chill:
>She's turned in you into a frog and back
>You've seen the terrors of Hell trying to escape from her portal
>She tested her soul capturing magic by storing yours temporarily in a gem
>She returned your soul, or at least most of it
>Your eyes are now purple (she hopes it's temporary)
>And you've been petrified by a potion she just made

>>46725747
Aren't you a little worried there's neatly folded clothes for a small boy lying next to her bed? Maybe you shouldn't drink that funnily colored juice she's offering you...

>>46725747
Should I tell her I'd like to relieve my childhood, bros?

>>46725496
the thing i dont understand about these threads, is anons are ok if i want to kill myself, they are not ok if i want a shikibus to do it.

Fucking Mist Continent monsters, go back to your own country. This is a western nation you slant eyes, you belong in the EAST. Go back to your bamboo forest and take your poisonous EASTERN ideas with you, you will never pollute my land with your ideas and backwards culture. You are all short and weak and eat Flow Kelp. Go back Hakutaku, go back Hinezumi, go back Taisui. GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY!!!!

>>46725811
>masochist kunoichi join Anon's protest to hear derrogatory comments thrown at them

>>46725811
Yeah, go back ugly yellow monsters! Only brown monsters with big butts from the Desert Kingdom are allowed into my western land!

>>46725811
Got bullied, didn't ya?

>>46725811
t. picked a fight with a Hinezumi and lost

>>46725848
Where does the stereotype of brown monster girls having succulent buttocks comes from?

>>46725811
You're overreacting, nobody hates pandas.

>>46725811
Monsters despise racists by the way, they will see you as a scumbag and kill you for being so prejudiced.

>>46725799
>Do this once
>Dark Mage obliges
>Shotafys me
>Then suddenly gets really confused and worried when I tell her to start breaking things and yell at me
Fuck did she think this was?

>>46725894
C'mon anon, no need to take an unserious post serious.

>>46725857
That's not funny, an Ushi actually does bully me in real life and it's very traumatic and I get panic attacks now whenever I see her coming around again, she thinks chasing me through the forest is funny and always shies away from catching me just because she wants to do it again another time.

>>46725894
We're post-DL now, anon. That's been changed.

>>46724908
>dude and his ghoul eating chicken wings
>masterless kikimora waitress
>the kid getting kidnapped by mrs. bogie
Each of these deserves their own story

>>46725920
You gotta be assertive. Ushi-Onis are actually extremely weak when you stand your ground.

You gotta plant your feet, look her dead in the eye, and rip that tag off of her face before you tell her to stop bullying you. Trust me.

>be me, anon in the border of one of the human safe zones
>it has been 3 years since the monster invasion, and every day i live in fear that our city might be attacked
>fucking hate the creatures that have ruined our way of life and forced us to move into safe zones and cower in fear.
>there have been rumors that monsters can infiltrate our cities through unknown methods, but for the sake of my sanity i have been ignoring them
>I arrive back from work, and i carefully look around me before opening my door.
>as i'm entering my empty home, a bright flash appears behind me, i feel something push me down and close the door behind me
>It's furred claws turn me around, revealing my assailant to be what i feared most.
>a horryfying mixture of a woman with bat wings, feline extremities and a spiked long segmented tail sits on top of me.
>She holds me down with a strength unusual for her size, even struggling with all of my force is useless.
>"Gotcha~" she says with a smug.
>"Let me go you hideous beast."
>"No."
>She holds my arms with her elbows and puts her two paws on my cheeks, holding my face straight.
>"I'm going to have so much fun with you."
>Her tail slithers encircling my legs before pulling my pants down. I feel a sting on my thigh. It's not too painful, but a burning sensation quickly transmits through my body. I feel hot and out of breath.
>I try to scream, but she lowers her head and tries to silence me with a kiss. It's disgusting, revolting that such a creature would even try to do that.
>But it feels strange. My energy fades and my lips tingle where they meet hers.
>"What...did...you...do?"
>"Oh don't worry. Just a little something."
>"Poison?"
>"You could call it that."
>She leans in for another kiss, holding my head firmly. The poison in my veins fools my skin to think it feels good.
>It's rudimentary and sloppy. Is she trying to humilliate me?
>"Ill.. have you executed, you disgusting... creature."
>"Still fighting? I knew you were quite the catch."
>I feel another sting in my other leg. THe burning becomes stronger, and i am confused by the feeling of arousal that slowly builds.
>Her imitation of the femenine form is not... bad. If she wasn't a demonic spawn i could have thought she was attractive, beautiful even.
>"Why not just kill me." I say indignated.
>"Kill you? Oh no, i have something better for you."
>She leans down for another kiss. This time it is almost extatic. I can feel her rough tonge on mine, her soft plump lips on mine. She takes a small pause where i can feel her hot humid breath on my face, only to resume the kissing afterwards.
>"Stop." I barely manage to say.
>She ignores me. My body is not my own, following her lead as if by instict. Even her hair gently grazing my skin feels preasurable.
>"You monsters have massacred so many... Just end this already."
>"Oh but i'm having my fun. And i'm sure you do. Or at least your body does."
>She puts her weight onto my hips, making me shamefully aware of my erection.
>"You won't fool me... monster. I will not fall in my last moments to your deceit."
>"Oh you will."
>She delivers a nother kiss with a loud smooch. I tense every time we touch. Maybe if i resist long enough the police will arrive and i will be saved.
>"Still fighting huh. Tell you what. Either you stay still, or i turn your face into a pincushion"

>>46721793
she needs headpats and cuddling

>>46726006
>She puts her hideous tail on my cheek, grazing it following the grain of the spikes.
>My body reacts to her threat.
>"..."
>"..."
>"You..?" She takes her tail away, and then puts it with even more pressure against my skin. I can almost feel the spikes burry themselves on the side of my neck.
>I try to avoid it, but by dick throbs. Every time she puts it away and then back on it the thin cloth separating our sexes strains.
>"i knew i felt something about you, but i wasn't expecting this." She says, seemingly surprised.
>I don't believe she is. She has humilliated me and turned my own body against me. I look away from her, and my eyes start to water.
>"Just kill me already."
>"Awww don't..." She sighs, leaning in for another smooch. It feels good, a pleasurable poison she uses to beat my will, or whatever remains of it.
>Her paws stroke my hair tenderly.
>"I'm not going to kill you anon. Us monsters don't do that."
>"Lies."
>She wispers into my ear. "Then let me prove i'm not lying."
>She takes the mockery of underwear that are her panties of and engulfes my erection into her hole.
>"It's tight warm ebrace is irresistible. I try to hold my voice as she slowly inserts it.
>"Listen anon. I knew i saw something about you i liked, and i wasn't wrong. I don't want to hurt you, not like everyone else has."
>Poison is the only thing she knows. She fed me poison through my veins, and now she feeds me poison with her words.
>"You are a monster."
>"I am aware yes."
>She started circling with her hips and grinding against me. Her walls cling to my penis tightly
>"Is this how you will kill me, by..."
>"Silence." She threatens me with her tail, and i shiver and throb inside her.
>"Good boy."
>I try to resist, but she uses the pleasure against me. Every time i try to resist she thretens me with her tail and my body reacts against my will. She brings be close to orgasm, before sending me over the edge with one final poisonous kiss. I feel her contract and tense up as i release my seed inside her.
>She keeps our lips joined until the afterglow fades. I can feel her purr like a cat, and the vibrations resonate with my lungs. It's calming, even if decievingly so.
>"Are you done having your fun. Do you monsters not have a concept of mercy?"
>"Don't be silly, do you really think i'm here to harm you."
>"I just don't know what to think anymore."
>She gives me a gentle peck on the cheek.
>"Then don't. Let your body do the thinking instead."
>

>>46725998
No way man, she's literally a fucking giant compared to me, she picked me up with just one of her claws once and shook me around like a baby for fun. How am I supposed to be confident against a giant demonic spider rushing after me with this crazed smile on her face shouting that she's going to rip my guts out and eat them once she catches me? I should just move away from the woodlands and get away from her for good...

How would you react to an Anubis calling you a 'cute white boy'?

>>46726077
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