/jp/ - Otaku Culture

My eyesight is terrible.

It is true that /jp/ers don't mind wallowing in their own filth.

new version fucking when

You can't "choose" to become a sniper...

>>4671989

Never heard about Auto-aim

Why is Saber using a sniper rifle?

>>4671994
Uh, yes you can. Ever heard of hired mercenaries?

They make up the bulk of America's army.

>>4672005
Then again the K/D ratio on those mercs are 2/1.

>>4672000
because you never played sniper loli.

>>4672005
You can't just become on. You probably should have been in the army first or get some recommendations. It's not like you can just walk in and say "Lol guys i wanne be a sniper. When do i start?"
Those security firms take men who got kicked out/left the army and so on.

>>4672005
Most members of PMCs have had years of military service and not as grunts; Rangers, Paras and above are what most PMCs look for. At the height of the PMC boom, yes, people with less military experience or even LEO experience were accepted, but that was an oddity.

>>4672026
[citation needed]

>>4672039
>>4672042
I wasn't implying that you can start immediately, you need training just like every other job in existence.

Regardless, you can still choose to become a sniper if you're prepared to go through said training.

>>4672057
Yes. But those should, in the best cases, have started at a young age like 18. Fitness and such. There is probably a age restrictment too. Great eyesight and training should be completed too. Make sure you are a little rambo when you apply for sniper.

>>4672039
Fine; you want to be a Sniper?

Okay; here's what you do.

1. Join the military (If you're in the US, then join the USMC).
2. Perform at the high level of your training battalion with very high scores in marksmanship and endurance.
3. If you're lucky, you'll be selected to be a Designated Marksman or a member of a Scout Sniper platoon.
4. If in the USMC, enter sniper school and pass.
5. Once you've done this, survive your tour and term of service.
6. Congratulations, you are now a sniper. Enjoy your PTSD.

>>4671985
Yeah, and protecting the city against terrorist attacks by shooting their bombs and disarming them.

>>4671985
Why yes, yes I have but the problem is that I get distracted easily.

>>4672066
Protip: Plenty of snipers wear glasses.

In fact, snipers in the Middle East wear sunglasses 95% of the time to get rid of the glare.

No, because I am a shitty shot and am barely able to pass the USAF M16A2 shooting qualification.

Actually, I'll be doing mandatory service in the royal guard this year, and I'm considering asking to join one of the troops that has snipers. Not really sure about it, though, a guy who has served in the royal guard before told me they're trained quite harshly in lying still for hours without enough sleep or food, and that it never seemed like they had any fun.

Is it really recommendable at all? Or should I just get into something simple, like logistics?

>>4672123
there are more pleasurable things than "fun"
go logistics if you are good at office politics

Is the training for spotters the same as for snipers?

>>4672146
Yes. A spotter is a sniper who is on binoc duty.

>>4672134
So are you saying it's a particularly fulfilling position to have? "Fulfilling" is a better word to use, as I might be willing to go through some extra boredom and pain if it's more fulfilling in the end.

No idea what office politics really involve, but since I've never had a job in my life, I figure I'm not particularly good at it already. I just heard from that same guy that truck driver is a recommendable position to ask for.

>Sounds like it's right up /jp/'s alley.

I'd put it right up her alley, if you know what I mean

/jp/ - Professional Mercenaries

Jesus Christ, just when I though you guys couldn't get any more stupid you pull this shit.

>>4672176
/jp/ - EVERYBODY PAYS

>>4672176
/jp/ is pretty much ripe to join the French Foreign Legion.

http://nextframe.jp/flash/matsnp/matsnp.html
For all those who have not played it.

I'd rather be a priest than a sniper. Taking it easy in a beautiful church everyday with a computer in my room sounds much better than lying down for hours doing nothing but straining my right eye looking through a scope.

>>4672232
One word: confessions.

>>4672189
Well, they always had many germans. Might as well do something with my life

Snipin's a good job, mate.

So i heard you guys want to be snipers

Y'all are wankers.

I always wanted to shoot with a sniping rifle

>>4672256
Maggot

>>4672261

Baby.

my eyesight is bad and I prefer taking it easy while doing something.
And I'd feel very bad for shooting someone.

flash game
http://nextframe.jp/flash/matsnp/matsnp.html

fanart
http://resource2.nextframe.jp/flash/matsnp/fanart.html

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>>4672166
Damnit, I really want an answer to this now. Don't make me go ask /k/, they'll probably think I'm a normalfag who's really into FPS.

Pic related, I wish I had the stealth skills of this guy.

>>4672302

>/jp/ asking /k/ about being a snoipah

NO MAN, NO

>>4672307
Exactly. Something like that could never go well.

Generic girl with gun related.

>>4672307
>>>/k/5486257

>Sniper
>Alone

Go back to school kids. Snipers always have a spotter.

>>4672267

>>4672396
no

>>>/k/5486288

he mad

being a sniper consists of crawling slowly trough miles and miles of dirt under the sun or snow, waiting days watching absolutely nothing happening, and get your kills taken away by the flyboys.

what you are looking for, is being a hitman, and that job is even worse. no client wants witnesses, so they preffer doing it themselves or backstabbing you. and the pay is relatively low for the amount of risk you take. its all the danger of organized crimes without any of its benefits.

Why is Satoko using a sniper rifle? Aren't her traps enough?

>>4672678
>Jarhead is the comprehensive source for anything military related.

>>4671985
>become a professional sniper
I knew all that practice of pissing in my pants because I don't want to get up would come in handy.

I want a DSR-1.
and a loli in sukumizu.

pic related.

>>4672692
What, op pic is satoko???

NTW-20 is fine too

/k/ommando chiming in.

People romanticize "sniping". To become one, join the military (obviously), go infantry and be a damn good shot. You may be offered a slot in scout sniper school.

To put it simply, sniping is boring as fuck. It is also not like video games where you put a crosshair on a target 600 meters away and the bullet perfectly follows a straight path and nails your objective. A 7.62x51 nato round will elevate as much as 20 yards along a standard flight path, and your spotter is responsible for relaying information to help the shooter compensate for various conditions.

Sniper teams will wait for hours, sitting perfectly still, pissing in their pants if need be, etc.

>>4672842
>To put it simply, sniping is boring as fuck. It is also not like video games where you put a crosshair on a target 600 meters away and the bullet perfectly follows a straight path and nails your objective.
DEAR GOD YOU MEAN PHYSICS AREN'T A LIE?

>>4672846
You would be surprised how many people I have taken to the gun range who had their minds blown by the fact that the bullet hit below where they were aiming.

>>4672846
Yeah, I disproved the strong nuclear the other day. We should burst into quarks anytime now.

>>4672730
No.

The OP is from this game: http://nextframe.jp/flash/matsnp/matsnp.html

>>4672389
Not assassin's for hire.

>>4672842
Lying still for hours doesn't sound that bad. Beats standing still for 2 hours, which I would be doing a lot of in the royal guard either way.

>>4672857
I can understand momentarily forgetting about it, but to have your mind blown by it.

Assassin?

Guarding a gate?

>>4672898
I remember this having gravity, was that only on the harder difficulties or am I remembering wrong?

>>4672857 the bullet hit below where they were aiming.
That was some long range.

>>4672900

you really want to try to get a logistics/clerical job. Unless you're a jock, army is no fun.

>>4672974
Is it really that bad if I prepare myself with enough exercise? I really don't want to pussy out and seek out the easiest position.

>>4671985
I was thinking about
Until I read the thread about joining the military and doing a bunch of other shit.

>>4672898
Bookmarked. This is addictive.
Stage 4 and after are unfinished?

>>4672842
>A 7.62x51 nato round will elevate as much as 20 yards along
>will elevate
What? I thought bullets fell down, not up.

>>4672232

A priest does actually sound pretty nice. The only problem is that I'm not the most spiritual person.

>>4673818
You think most priests actually believe in a god?

>>4672898
Is there a full version? or is it still a test version?

>>4673818
You get to molest little boys, though. Spirituality takes a back seat to your stance on pedophilia, as far as the church is concerned.

>>4673856

It's been in "test" for like a year and a half. There have been updates occasionally though.

My high school had a marksmanship squad. My one real regret from that time is not joining it.

I guess the second would be not dropping out halfway through sophemore year and spending the next year as a flat-out hikikomori punctuated by involuntary psychiatric confinement.

>>4673912
loser nerd

Sorry to burst your bubble, but SNOIPAN is incredibly hard and boring. Most of it involves doing a shitton of calculations and having to absorb asstons of info from your spotter just so you can hopefully nail some Mujahadeen bastard 1000 meters away. Hope you enjoy sitting in your own urine/feces as well.

Sage for off-topic

>>4673918
Intarnet taff guie

>>4673932
geek

>>4673918

>>4673922
>Hope you enjoy sitting in your own urine/feces as well.
I think most of /jp/ can at least handle this.

>>4673942
dork

>>4673824
>>4673864
>>4673818
>>4672232

Did you know you can just BUY a priest's cassock off ebay?
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33346

>>4673957

>>4673966
Yeah but a cassock isn't enough to make you a real priest. I want to be a priest to have a church and get money for doing nothing. I'll just do the mass then be in front of the computer the rest of the day, everyday. I can even play the psp while I'm in the confessional answering to whatever bullshit I hear by "yes" or "God forgives".

>>4673983
dweeb.

Look its the GOL Magnum Sniper.

Enemy tank spotted! Where are our RPG guys!

>>4672898
Lol, your reward for completing a level is CP.

>>4673996

People like you are the reason people have no faith in Catholic Priests anymore. That, and the pedophiles. But mostly it's the lack of care for the religion itself.

>>4673996
So watch the papers and find a church whose priest just died. "hi I'm your new priest."
Or hell, just go up to any priest and tell him you're the new priest, the diocese agreed, don't bother them.

>>4674028
More like people have no faith in that shit because religion is stupid and they are finally figuring that out. Oh, and because they rape little boys.

>>4674052
>HURR DURR FUCK GOD FUCK RELIGION! Take that, dad!

>>4674052
You sure showed them!

>>4674039
Yeah but that still won't get me paid. Unless you count donations as a pay.

>>4674080
your father only wanted your bum, fag.

>>4674080
>>4674092
I wasn't even saying that, faggot. I do think it's stupid but it's not what I was trying to say.

Just most people nowadays couldn't care less about religion because what matters these days to most people is what you have - not what you believe.

"If God isn't giving you things like money, sex, and a good life without you putting any effort in for one, then why believe in him" is how it ends up with most people.

>>4674116
So you are mad at God and religion because you don't have money, sex, and a good life?

>>4674138
Would've been cool if you replied to this, but I guess you cannot talk yourself out of that one. Loser.