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With that level of radiation you probably would die within a few minutes of coming close to her - let alone fucking her. It would be far from slow or agonizing in this case.

And chances are you wouldn't even be able to get hard, or close enough to stick your dick in anyway, before death.

No.

>>4670327
But you'd probably become impotent just approaching her, so whats the point?

No. But I would hug her~

There is no greater death a man could ask for.

Is there any evidence to suggest that Utsuho releases any more than trace amounts of radiation unless she intends to?

>>4670357
She'd probably lose concentration and release a bunch of dangerous radiation during sex though.

Hell no.
She's stupid, disgusting radioactive bitch.

I'd her.

Assuming I won't score with a female later on in my life, the end result would be irrelevant.

Hey guys I think I figured out what happened with Zombie Reimu. Her jaundiced design was a result of late term cancer. When she fought Utusho, she got a high dose of radiation therapy, which killed the cancerous cells and returned her to her happy and healthy state, as we can see in UFO.

>implying Okuu doesn't have sufficient radiation shielding for safe operation
Just make sure she doesn't melt down and you're fine.

But that's no fun at all.

I still think it'd be more worth it to fuck Liang Qi or Sawyer and have them tear your dick off post-fucking instead - then again I actually find them attractive unlike her.

>>4670380
MoF came before SA and we don't have a time travel youkai yet.

>>4670389
>time travel
>yet

How sure can you be if they can time travel?

>>4670389
No no, the cancer was CURED by the radiation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiation_therapy

>>4670395
Too bad in the real world it never works and just fucks up the patients more than helps and makes their shitty lives longer by a bit.

You'd die from internal radiation burns long before that.

Goodnight everyone.

>>4670383
dat lazy eye

>>4670399
>radiotherapy doesn't work

>>4670367
I'd fuck her.
Rather die happy than die a virgin.

Maybe if I'm gentle, I'll escape unscathed.

>>4670428
Losing your virginity would make you that happy? Geeze /jp/, sometimes you're so disappointing.

>>4670401
I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT.

>>4670441
Losing to Utsuho then promptly passing away while in bliss.

That is a good way to end.

>>4670383
>coolant flush
I laughed a little.

>>4670449
I guess if you were still in post-sex AW YEAH mode I understand.

It's ok, I have plenty of vodka.

Utsuho only gives off radiation when using spellcards, so yes.

I'd hit it.

Id tap that, AFTER A DOSE OF THIS!!!!

I'd bravely stick my dick right up her radioactive waste disposal system.

>>4670939

How about if it were the other way around?

>>4670892
Rad-away only REMOVES radiation AFTER you've been hit by a heavy dose. So you're stupid.

I would obviously only sex her after becoming immortal, silly.

>>4671227
Why are there so many Fallout parodies of Touhou?

>>4671240
well Okuu is pretty much a walking talking nuke that can blow shit up repeatedly

>>4671227
Indeed, he should have taken some of these.

>>4671001
God-damn it... extra points for radioactive eyes.

O'yea... question... hmm... it would be something new. feel that throbbing nuclear pole... whatever