/jp/ - Otaku Culture

She's annoying but also extremely sexy

>>46689132
>Why do you guys get massive rage boners when you see or when Clownpiece gets mentioned
I have never seen anyone hate on Clownpiece, never.

>>46689132
Quasi-retarded cunny with an outfit that accentuates her hips and butt

>>46689696
Do stupid girls with fat hips and butt drive you nuts?

>>46689803
A girl being dumb is enjoyable for some reason. And not fat hips or butt, rather tasteful ones, if her hips were wider it would take away from that erotic aura she has, they are just the right size, and her outfit accentuates them just enough to be charming without turning to vulgarity

>>46689132
Because her feet and ass+thighs

>>46689132
Erotic brat.
HOLY

>>46689132
I get a massive boner when I see her butt

>>46689132
Every time I see her I hear her theme and get pissed because she kicked my ass a lot

>>46690934

>>46689132
clownpiece board
clownpiece world

>>46690934
Anon, at least you've won against her, right? I'm still at the grand total of 0/99+ spell capture with her in normal, and that's using Sanae. Also 0 bombs, despite using the pointdevice mode.

More like Clownpissinmymouthplease!

>>46689132
It's what she does. She drives men mad with rage(lust)

>>46689132
This brat pisses me off. I want to chokerape her.

>>46693622
rape isn't a strong enough word

Made for violent, full nelson correction. I shall teach her manners.

>>46689132
Cute onahole, my dick inside her.

>>46689132

Touhou 15 Normal Mode Legacy 1CC Stage 5. I eventually fought her so much that she's easy to me now and Junko made me want to kill myself but I got my 1CC eventually.

>>46689132
She represents everything I hate in this world
She is a fairy, that is, eternally a child, she is a clown, and, worst of all, she is american
Even knowing all of the latter are aesthetics and she's really Hecatia's Lampad that would wear whatever to annoy lunarians can't defeat the association with the archenemy at this point

God I wish I was Hecc

>>46691065
Yeah, it is like that
>>46691553
I won in the end

>>46696321
Good heavens Anon this is a worksafe board

>>46696672
I don't see any no-no parts visible

>>46696321
Why is she kissing that onahole?

>>46696850
Kissing freshly used onaholes is her fetish.

>>46696911
nah she likes to pre-molest clownpiece before the fat hairy ojisans get hold of her

>>46689132
Clownpiece is the most overrated character in the whole series. Yes, even worse than Cirno. Fight me, cunnyfags.

>>46696850
You don't do that to yours?

patriotic anons stand at attention for the presentation of the flag

Getting real inactive here so
"Holy balls deep animalistic rape creampie!!!!!!!111111"-poster, it was an honor shitposting alongside with you these many years. May you keep the spirit of Clussy alive for all the green horns and FNGs of the Jay.
Under Hecc, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. Amen.

If you huff clownpi's feet enough would you get high?

>>46698658
No matter how bad /jp/ gets, I know this guys always lurking to post something wonderful. He's like batman for clowngirls.

I shall call him PLAPMAN

Clownpiece attracts most fetish enjoyers but i never seen pitfags. We all seen feet, piss,haterape,etc

I pray for this little Clown's safety every day.

What does daily life look like for a fairy living in hell?

>>46689132
Because we America

>>46704188
we love* America
It was supposed to be a heart emoji but I forgot that emoji are (fortunately) filtered here.

>>46703845
That's because she wears a shirt.
pitfags flock to 2hus with exposed armpits, like Reimu.

Clownpiece a cute

I love Kuraunpisu!

>>46705033
please tell me there's a full picture

>>46705105
Not that I know, you'll have to check the game files maybe.

>>46705313
It's a game? Is it on DLSite?

>>46705331
I think its a genso wanderer game, they're on steam too.

>>46705360
It's not an H-game? Phooey.

>>46705404
Please don't hurt my beloved fairy daughter

>>46705412
It's fine, the noises she makes aren't of distress.

>>46705412
Tell her to stop waving that goddamn torch on my face and I promise to be gentle.

>>46696672

No hole is visible thus it is Safe for Work don't worry

>>46696321
Why is ZUNart so erotic

>>46705667
Good facial structure and malleable postures allow for some genuinely lewd possibilities when an artist takes a crack at emulating his style.

Piooo

>>46708596
Yassy is a little weird

>>46705667
It's so cute that it's extra hot when artists draw lewd stuff in ZUNart style

Clownpie

>>46705701

Sadly most 2hu artists don't try to emulate his art style.......

>>46689132
Someone post the canon panel/artwork of her with massive honkers. I hear about it all the time, but I've never seen it.

>>46708605
yassy is fucking based

>>46713027
>Canon honkers
NOOOOO

>>46713027

>>46717141

>>46717141
She just stuffed Hecatia's panties in her shirt.

>>46717141
I want to stuff her cheeks too

>>46717141
Looks old enough to breed, and that's a GOOD thing

>>46689132
brb need to take care of my massive rage boner

>>46718117
you want to stuff Cheekclappys cheeks?

>>46717141
>>46713027
>canon
all the artists working in canon works draw 2hus however they want bro.
black_tewi.jpg

>>46721568
Marisa wears a swimsuit with a spermatozoon on it! What a slut!

>>46721568
Yup. ZUN doesn't really care all that much as long as the sexualization isn't ultra-blatant, so the only true gospel for canon bods should be his own art.

>>46721593
it should be standard

>>46721593
>sexualization isn't ultra-blatant
But how is this possible when the work involves fairies, especially Luna-chan? (my cute and perfect daughterwife)

>>46721577

>>46724792
MAKE ME

>>46689132
She's annoying but also extremely sexy

>>46691245
中東Project always gets me

>>46708596
A shame that CP doesn't really have any other doujins this good.

>>46731717
Clowngirl barely has anything it's practically a crime

>>46731717
The Satetsu one is my favorite. I like vanilla and it's sweet and grounded, instead of being some insane pedo fantasy lile y*ssy

>>46731717
I like this one https://exhentai.org/g/1068310/f95d827582/
It's very short, but it has rape and asphyxiation.

>>46731717
most of her good stuff are from 2016-2018
sucks

>>46737159
We could have had a CP renaissance had ZUN brought her in for UDoALG instead of yet another fucking animal-hu.

Fairy sex.

Clown clapping.

Cream piece.

HOLY ASPHYXIATING HEADLOCK FULL FORCE ANIMALISTIC RAMMING PRONE BONE FULL WEIGHT BALLS DEEP CREAMPIE RCHOKEAEP!!1123321

>>46721577

Marisa is not a slut, you're anon!!!

>>46743646
Anon do you need medical attention? You might be having a stroke.

HOLY LOVEY DOVEY KISSY SLOPPY LEGLOCK NAKADASHI IMPREGNATING LOVE MAKING FOR THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF MAKING EACH OTHER FEEL GOOD WHILE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER EYES AND HOLDING HANDS

>>46743646
>>46744237
I can't believe I'm actually going to miss this, but I mean it. It's true.

>>46745344
Why would it stop?

I want a piece of this clown

I want to chokerape Cunnypiece until she respawns!
Squeezing Cunnypiece's fragile neck until she stops moving!

aerd pls

Imagine being a fairy and accidentally teleporting onto earth inside a Japanese train and then seeing nothing but a bunch of fat ugly bastards with huge raging erected cocks also they all have been filtered by your level.

This poor clown...

how do you like your clownpiece /jp/?
whimpering and vulnerable or crazy and assertive?

>>46752829
Crazy and assertive at first, then whimpering and vulnerable after she's been roughed up.

hey anons what's going on in this thr-

>>46752591
I wish he would draw some Clownpi rape.

>>46752655
I'd rather be one of the fat ugly bastards. Preferably one close to her so I can use the little brat before she passes out.

>>46752914
Sorry Clownpi. It had to be done. (by me)

>>46689132
all i see is statue of liberty,

ZUN had to have known what he was doing when creating Clownpiece.
Skin tight clothes wearing loli whose name can be shortened to CP, with the ability to drive people insane, which can be seen as a parallel to the frustration she causes in people who can't beat her in the games, causing them to feel a need for violent rape correction towards her. And her being a fairy only aggravates this further seeing as many have fantasies about raping her to death, something that would not cause permanent damage as she respawns.
It all makes too much sense

>>46752829
Happy and smiling and hugging me

HOLY LOVING HUG HAIR RUFFLE WHOLESOME FOREHEAD KISS HEADPAT!

>>46761008
distgusting

>>46761008
This brat stuffing oranges down her shirt again...

>>46763933
>>46756309
nice guy energy
but actually being nice

>>46754246
And a hell fairy, too. She's a demonic entity created to entice men into terrible sins. Stay strong anons.

BRATPIECE CORRECTED

>>46752829
>>46752889
Joyful and optimistic to the point of naivety

Clownpi if she had feline ancestry

>>46772050
Did Cheekclappy get her cheeks clapped?

>>46772050
>>46773489
Maybe her butt hurts

>>46773719
from what?

>>46777683
large ugly men

>>46778287
So.. me?

Clownpie
Creampiece
Clussytushy
Clunnypop
Clitpeas
Cloudpee

kusogakipiece

CuntPunch
Clown3.14
Childbean
KKKlownPeace
ClausePeen

>>46705033
That is one sexy child dudes....

>>46789629
Dude what the fuck? It's a christan website you have to marry her first

>>46789687
You can't marry a child, you filthy pedo. At least wait until she reaches the age of consent.

>>46790512
Go away, jealous hag, I'm going to marry and impregnate Clownpi-chan. She's already old enough to consent, regardless of what filthy hags like you say.

>>46790512
>You can't marry a child
You can in Saudi Arabia

Light of my life
Fire of my loins
My sin
My soul
Kuranpisu

>>46796556
this man is too precious

The clown canonically has big honkers

>>46797872
The clown is canonically my paizuri slave dude

pam!

>>46801505
hot and canon

>>46801505
Clownpiece getting her butt ready for the ugly bastards.

>>46801505
Those cheeks are so...round...

>>46745494
Who knows if even Plapman will find da Jay stomachable in the near future. I myself am not too far from ojisan-hood and now find myself spending a fraction of the time I used to spent here. I had more fun than I'd like to admit making me own versions of the [HOLY...] phrase these...5 years or so???
It's really been half a decade, my god...

I need to ejaculate inside Clownpi so bad, so fucking bad
NEED

>>46809452
Do not blight the world with half-fairies

>>46811236
But fairy genes are so strong that even if Anon is a morbidly obese NEET with a deformed face, the children will always be cute and perfect fairies!

>>46811382
Why is she getting undressed?

>>46812144
There are fat ojisans nearby.

>>46801505
Cute clown cheeks

Autosage pls

>>46819896
No

>>46819902
ok pedo

I love pedosaka

giwtwm

>>46809452
You need to get a hold of your self man

>>46797872
Draw clown more bigger

I spilled my seed to Clownpi again...

>>46831520
You say like accident?

I was recommended a clownpiece doujin once and blew the fattest load of my life. That's how I learned about her

>>46833861
no way a fairy can take all that

>>46833861
Yassy will do that to you, yeah...

>>46833861
which one was it?

I want to hug and spoil Clownpiece!

>>46689132
I used to want to hatefuck this brat for costing me so many lives and bombs.
Now I just simply want to empregnate her. I NEED this Hell Fairy's pussy clamped on my pp.

>>46845171
CLENCHED

How is she so erotic

>>46852483
Left pre-correction, right corrected

>>46690376
BEARHUG

>>46821178
zamn...

>>46689132
God I hate that stupid fucking hat.

>>46857891
Be glad she isn't wearing one of those clown neck frills.

Uh, not one of those stupidly oversized ones, I mean.

>>46744079
I think he fought Clownpiece a little too hard and destroyed his keyboard

>>46856496
zaaaaaaaamn

Why do fairies have such wide hips?

>>46860277
Fairies are manifestations of life.

>>46860277
Its an evolutionary trait.
The fairies with the wide hips get caught easier by large fat balding ugly bastards and the hips become handle bars for them to use the portal magical onahole.
The fairies born have larger hips.

This will continue for all time

>>46860047
Holy... hips 2x wider than torso

>>46860818
literally built for breeding with human males

>>46860277
childbearing

squeeze

>>46860760
So the smarter, no-hip fairies were unintentionally driving themselves to extinction by successfully escaping the dangerous-looking ojisans?
Funny the way evolutionary lines go.

>>46860760
>>46864051
But fairies are immortal and they just die and get reborn every year. This means that the hips were there from the start...

>>46864082
At some point, a fairy with big hips got caught. it's the only genetic way to explain it you can even ask TouGPT

>>46864082
They still evolve each cycle.

>>46867951
Yeah but they are spirits, I doubt laws of biology apply to them...
>>46869963
Which makes you wonder even more why they are evolving to be built for human cock if there is no biological cause for it???

>>46869975
It's simple evolution as explained above. Ojisans capture and breed the slowest and sexiest fairies. The next cycle are more scrumptious and fuckable.

>>46869975
They are nature spirits, they are biology.

stop giving your mana to fairies

>>46872080
>>46856034
>>46852483
it fees so good tho

>>46872080
I get my mana from fairies.

>>46872117
about to give her mana

marriage isn't an option

>>46872117
what the HELL

>I want to rape this brat
What would actually happen

>>46873707
I'm fine either way.

>>46856034
ANIMALIST

>>46876717
I want to hack one of her thighs off and make prosciutto out of it
Imagine the flavor ^o^

>>46872117
The color of the Blue in her outfit is different on her Shirt and Pants I can't take this...

>>46877633
It's not

>>46877838
Clueless

>>46877838
Are you a fairy?
I ask because you seem as smart as one.

Keep your clownpiece hate raping sessions going with the Fucked Up pre-workout drink mix!
https://www.swedish-supplements.com/product/fucked-up-joker-edition-lollipop/

>>46877633
Her constant leakage of milk stained her shirt darker...

I love Kuranpisu!

>>46879658
very cute

>>46878152
based drug fueled methadone addict using his addiction to perfect his artform

>>46879658
cute cheeks

I want to lovingly rape her

>>46885259
I wish that one reimu/clownpiece sleep rape doujin got translated

>>46877521
Clown is for sexual violence, dude.
Not psychopathic borderline cannibalism...

>>46879658
I recognize that art.

>>46812123
they will come out extra retarded too!

>>46885271
Where?

>>46885455
feisty cunt

>>46886369
https://exhentai.org/g/1069982/3dfb4710d8/

Enough about Clownpiece. Post the Clownwhole.

crying please

>>46888461

>>46885455
Imagine the foot jobs

>>46892325
she would probably kick your face or something

Have you even seen Clownpiece in the bikini?

>>46888461
Piooo

>>46892325
Tempting, but cumming outside of her goes against my moral code

>>46895644
only faggots pull out

>>46896446
Fellas, is it gay to ejaculate while having vaginal sex with a woman?

Imagine clapping and squeezing Cheekclappys firm cheeks but it would only be nice if she hated every second of it

>>46897641
Yeah

>>46689132
imagine plapping crownpiss while she calls you an obsessed shitalian coalposter from jartycord

>>46897890
EH IM GOONPOSTING ERE

Imagine Clownpiece.

>>46886340
>extra retarded
For a fairy, that just means extra cute.

I want to rape Clownpiece

>>46899179
Ladies and gentlemen , the Star MVP has arrived to the thread.

>>46894430
Does this count?

>>46901842
hagpiece

>>46901842
No(yes)

Clownpiss looking kinda odd...

>>46904914

>>46901842
If this was the clown I would make sure a measurable percentage of Gensokyo's population had fairy blood

>>46896584
Of course not.
Thoughever, the moment you pull out, you are no longer having vaginal sex with a woman, therefore it is indeed gay to ejaculate at that time

>>46908287
Don't argue against this logic, it's sealed tighter than Clownpiece

>>46909775
>sealed tighter than Clownpiece
hnnnggg imagine the kupaa

I'd rather rail and impregnate Sunny desu

advocating creampies for clownpiece is like saying chickens for KFC

>>46915511
stop staring at feet

>>46915511
Proneboning the Cunnypiece!
Putting her in a headlock until she passes out!
Pounding her at full force even when she's unconscious!

>>46919093
wth sir, you cannot see her squirm or struggle if she is unconscious.

plap

GET PREGNANT BITCH CLOWN
*HONK HONK HONK*

imagine...

>>46704194

>>46928901
huh, so even unicode symbols are filtered/can't display

Did you know there's a game where you can sexually train Clownpiece by making her wear different socks/tights and molesting/dicking her?

https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ168705.html

>>46928938
ZOMG TORRENT PLS!!11

>>46933828
nvm I found this https://mega.nz/file/nM8XHJoQ#S4G0s_2f9aZcJpO2X6ix2xXZ37-9z4tHQX5oCdSMm_0
pass kimochi.info

>>46928906
>he doesn't have the april fools' emote userscript
:yikes:

>>46928938
God bless the japanese

Man...

>>46941773
That's a lot of saliva on my banana

>>46941773
actual size?

Aren't fairy tears supposed to be valuable?

I want to consensually molest Clownpiece

>Aren't fairy tears supposed to be valuable?

>>46877869
Hey! That's an insult to fairies

Clownpiece armpits

>>46867951
>At some point, a fairy with big hips got caught. it's the only genetic way to explain it
>you can even ask TouGPT
I'd rather ask Zun himself but the evolution makes sense.

>>46949867
^This >>46877869
Clownpiece is bilingual and speaks Nipponese, Greek, and English. She's quite sophisticated and cultured when not engaging in silly antics.

>>46933868
Thank you, god bless ya.

>>46949342
>asking for consent
Loser

>>46955203
This anon knows what he's talking about. Every fairy deserves rape.
Except for Lily and Luna. They are good girls.

>>46689132
I just don't get it. How can this be so insanely hot without even trying to be NSFW? Like, Clownpiece is just standing there and my dick goes wild. Her long, flowing blonde hair, those wide hips, that incredibly thin waist, and her glorious legs that go on for days. It's like she was sculpted by Hecatia herself. She doesn’t even have to do anything; just standing there, she’s the epitome of perfection. Her curves are so mesmerizing that it’s impossible to look away. Seriously, it’s almost too much to handle. I’m losing my mind over here. Somebody explain this sorcery to me. How can she be so hot without even trying?

>>46956402
That's just how fairies are, man. Built for human cock, nature's perfect sex idols.

>>46955666
You would rape Dai-chan while giving the allergy fairy the preferential treatment?

>>46949342
>Consnesually
>molest
wheres the fun in that

>>46952916
post the gallery

Stop lewding Reimu's adopted daughter.

>>46958745
Beloved daughterwife.

>>46955666
Now that I think about it, there was that time that Yukari called Luna the closest to being a youkai, what did that even mean?

>>46958745
why shimmy speaks in english when it's clappy the one dressed like a burger clown?

>>46959326
whoa there guy, a snug snug is very close to a fugg fugg. haha keep it christan I'm at church right now

>>46960606
She thought that begging for mercy in English would have a higher chance to convince the evil fairy to stop.
It didn't.

>>46961350
>haha keep it christan I'm at church right now
this post is more believable than you might think
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_Corpus_Christi

>>46960606
Why doesn't she just calm down and let the water rise, then slowly float your way up to the top and then climb out? It's not like that pitcher has a lid, heck she could probably reach the ledge just by jumping even.
A little water never killed no one. Does Shimmy not know how to swim?

>>46689132
Clussy

>>46959326
This level of komfiness shouldn't be possible and yet....

Clown toesies

>>46752829
Cheeky brat on the surface, good girl underneath.

>>46960595
That was because of her connection to moonlight, wasn't it?

>>46967809
Is she really like that?

>>46967756
I thought clowns had bigger feet than that...

>>46969405
>>46752829
>>46969405
Well she did disobey Hectata and took a beating from Okina to save her fairy friends fairy and frienemies from being used as batteries or going to hell...
So I'd chock that up to Clownpiece being prankster with a big heart when it matters.

>>46969531
Big shoes, they don't actually have bright red round noses either anon.

>>46969536
They don't...?

>>46969572
The real clowns were the friends we made along the way anon.

>>46969536
Perhaps we ragehorny posted on Cheekclappy too hard

>>46970474
>Perhaps we ragehorny posted on Cheekclappy too hard
Well now you know and knowing is half the battle or something.

Heh
>>>/k/61751208

>>46973020
What's that weird thing on the AR?

>>46973020
>green tea
uh so close

It's a clown world here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNDLgUHktgc

>>46970260
It doesn't feel as if any friends were made along this way....

I WANT TO TONGUEFUCK HER CUNNY
imagine the flavor

>>46975278
mlem mlem

>>46899179
Other way around, bozo

>>46976080
n-nooo (I will enjoy it)

>>46976080
gross model, gross animation

PRONE

BONE

Stupid sexy K

>>46973055
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=47p77zmVf50
To understand that you must first understand who Mark LaRue the owner of LaRue Tactical® is.
To try an sum it up he's your typical Zuckbook/Twatter boomer who WILL argue with you online over anything, even the most benign of things. He's also autisticly obsessed with machining some of the most high end premium AR's on par or even surpassing companies like Noveske and Daniel's Defense and then building little suit cases to carry his dissembled rifles in. He also used to ship packets of jerky spice and salsa with his parts kits and barrels (He's Texan). The rest of what he sells such as the AccARizer and C-Note are basically high effort but functional shitposts.
It's also rumored he has a bitter rivalry with Bill Geissele for some reason but that's just speculation and drama until proven otherwise.

He also refuses to sell AR's and AR parts to police departments in states were civilians can't own those types of firearms even though it would be profitable so that's quite respectable that he stands by his principles and practices what he preaches.

In short Mark LaRue is a spastic boomer, the kind you'd catch unironically sporting a Punisher skull shirt BUT one of the good/alright ones all things considered.

>>46974646
While a good chunk of that post was a shitpost I genuinely like green tea and matcha though. Stop letting Eurofags and Mormon gaslight you into thinking you need to fit the stereotype of being a Coke/Pepsi consumer just because your American (assuming your nationality is American/USA anyway).

>>46975028
Maybe one day we'll meet in Gensokyo and become the best of friends anon, hopefully by then I'm in good enough shape so I don't get eaten by Yokai. Been going to the gym for the past couple of months and slowly ceasing to be the dreaded skinnyfat.
Never give up

>>46973055
>>46983291
Whoops, copied the invidious link rather than the official YouTube link... You can use either doesn't matter though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47p77zmVf50&t=95

I want to gently rape Clownpiece.

>>46821178
>>46856496
>>46860047
any more images like this?

>>46983570
tender loving gentle rape until she orgasms (so it stops being rape!)

>>46983856
Check any of Hirasaka's sketches.

>>46984671
I wonder if hirasaka will one day decide that he's probably not getting contacted for another fairy manga and finally bite the bullet and draw clownpiece doujins like that fgo doujin he did

>>46984679
One can only hope. I'd settle for lovey dovey cuddling even.

>>46984679
i choose to believe he has a cabinet in his house full of his fairy erotica

>>46984689
>>46984679
>>46984699
Maybe he doesn't want to have clapptain america getting her holes resized on his conscience though?

>>46983291
I thought mormons hated coke

Thank goodness the cute little clown's suffering will end soon D:

>>46984802
Why are you about to make her really happy?

>>46984699
>>46984725
Isn't he a she?

>>46689132
i have thing for clowns and america

>>46984671
I meant with highlighted silhouettes

>>46984802
She's a hell fairy, she enjoys the "punishment", that's why she keeps teasing adult men

Its Clownover

She probs has the best smelling feet of the entire franchise

>>46987522
That will no longer be the case after I ejaculate on her cute feet.

Clown wife for my
Clown life ;'(
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sad_clown_paradox

>>46984789
>I thought mormons hated coke
Polar opposite actually, they have whole restaurants in Utah dedicated to serving 'dirty soda' drinks. Tea and coffee is forbidden in their bizarre secret klub space Jesus opera harem with special membership only underwear of a religion though... Granted I'm not sure how many of them actually take that particular rule seriously, guess it depends on how deep into Salt Lake city they are. They also don't let you buy alcohol above a certain percentage so neighboring states like Nevada, Arizona, and Colorado get tons of liquor shopping tourists. Dunno if Idaho gets any though since that state is mostly uninhabited aside from a few sheep and bison ranchers as well as actual non larping Cowboys too.
Fun fact Nevada was originally more or less created by the Federal Government to try and stop the spread of Mormonism.

I've got a friend who lives out in the Mormon caliphate so I know a thing or two about them and their state, beautiful place Utah is though.

BYE CLOWN