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46668419 No.46668419 [Reply] [Original]

2hus don't poop.

>> No.46668480
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You're not allowed to make any more threads.

>> No.46668539

>>46668480
Are you a scat fetishist, bro?

>> No.46668735

>>46668419
But that implies the lack of internal organ which also implies their inability to be impregnated.
I don't want that.

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>>46668419
/v/tards go home.

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>>46668419
realistically, magicians who no longer need to eat most likely are the only population who don't poop

>> No.46668977

Fun fact #114:
2hus won't marry you.

Fun fact #3:
Sane is not a slut no matter what your dumb brain tells you.

>> No.46670363

Reimu a poo poo

>> No.46670414

That's nice, eating their ass is completely hygienic then.

>> No.46670426

>>46668977
What's the point of posts like this? Is like if someone just wanted to piss off someone, randomly.

>> No.46670436

>>46668735
Do Youkai even have organs, then?
The unique thing I can recall is that they eat humans, so, they have to have some sort of organ for that.

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46670474

Which 2hu do you most want to take a shit with, /jp/?

I want to hold hands with Sakuya as we squeeze out some massive logs together and see who can make the most satisfying sploosh noise. I bet Sakuya stores it up for a few days at a time and takes really dense ones. She probably hydrates only a little before she has to go so it doesn't smear too badly and she doesn't need to do a lot of wiping. However she does it, you can be sure it will be perfect and elegant.

>> No.46670491

>>46670474
Your post made me pray to God.

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>>46670436
yes but no
or conversely no but yes

>> No.46671594

>>46670533
Schrodinger's physical body: the inside of a youkai both exist and doesn't exist until someone cut them open.

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>>46668419

>> No.46672690

>>46671594
All she's saying is that their bodies aren't constrained by biological limitations or consistency. If they're believed to be one thing, their bodies will magically change to reflect that. If that changes, so will their bodies. Because they aren't bound by laws of physics, even though they do possess a physical form.

>> No.46672816

>>46668419

You're MOSTLY correct probably

I'd assume the Human ones do poop but I don't think the Youkai would have to

>> No.46672839

>>46671594
>>46672690
basically if you truly believe you can impregnate your youkai wife, you can

>> No.46673221

>>46672658
Yes, my dear. Quite pungent indeed.

>> No.46673484

>>46668419
explain this turd on my chest

>> No.46673543

i thought bantards were banned from posting here. Sage goes in all fields

>> No.46674467

>>46673484
I'm curious now. Which 2hu does it belong to?

>> No.46682392

>>46668419

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