/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yes, this is a repost

>>46661649
>snib snab

Cool dorks

>>46661709
is that the hand speaking?

>>46661709
>blood scarf
Keep this dork away from my carpet

I will impress a demon by signing her contract with my blood
I might pass out from blood loss but it's better than her thinking I'm not cool

>>46661719
Of course not, hands can't speak

Fat old sweaty magic cats

I will politely inform Miss Bogey that I am an adult and I'm too old for "cuddles" and "cheer up hugs" and that I'm perfectly capable with dealing with my depression on my own. Alchohol and my prescribed antidepressants makes all the sad feelings go away, okay? I'm not a fucking child and I won't be treated like one by a GIANT stupid stuffed animal ogre PLUSHIE! LEAVE ME ALONE MISS BOGEY!

>>46661755
This is why Druella is right, humans don't deserve to get a choice in the matter.

>>46661755
cuddles and cheer up hugs do not require consent
sorry anon, its the law

>>46661771
Don't care, I will live in a human superiority kingdom
>>46661755
Don't take meds, drink more instead

>See this? Two bars.
>Your dragonslaying family tree now has a dragon branch.
>You've fathered more dragonkin than you've slain.
>Not that you've even slain anything. You don't even have a Draconewt to your name.
>What a disgrace to your ancestors that you are!

>>46661745
This is how people become cat men.

>>46661790
>See this? Two bars.
I assume we will walk into both of them?

>>46661790
It's okay, my daughters are some of the good ones (TM).

>>46661772
Pull the grenade pin, enjoy chaos

>>46661790
>You've fathered more dragonkin than you've slain
It's ok, they are dorks so it evens it out

>>46661796
We're off to the Winchester to have a pint and wait for this whole thing to blow over

>>46661790
>Realize how deep you have fallen
>Kill yourself to clean your name
>Malef is now a widow and cry you
Stupid games win you stupid rewards

Just because I'm thinking about pyrows all the time doesn't mean I want to fuck them, okay
I wish they weren't so damn smug

>>46661807
I usually imagine them being disarmingly NOT smug.

>>46661820
a fearsome opponent

>Don't know if Sabbath propaganda or some human realms joke

>>46661820
If pyrow drops the smug, it means she's going to "endearingly earnest" cuteness.

>>46661831
They're insidious because they're nothing like what you expect, but they have the same goal as the rapists.

>>46661837
it's like a variation of the childhood friend build-keeping the emotional armor negation but with none of the downsides

Pyrow is going to cover you in lipstick marks

>le weak small pathetic monster somehow defeats super strong and powerful humans against all logic because..... yes
The dumbest trope I've ever seen. Absolute dogshit. This is not accurate to reality at all. I'm a graduated human arch mage and I'm over 500 years old even though I only look 20 (its magic) and I've never been beaten by a Monster. None of them can handle my overwhelming magical power or invade my wizard tower successfully. You can cry "oh but muh mamono mana" blah blah blah all you want, it doesn't reflect reality. There's no way a fucking puny Ratatoskr is going to waltz into my tower and suddenly amazon press me and steal all my power for herself, you know what? Because I can throw meteors from space itself at that bitch. I can make a whole thunderstorm in my HANDS. I could flood the coasts with a tsunami or spawn antimatter inside of her body and make her explode. What is she going to do? Throw some nuts at me?

It's not possible. Weak Monsters do NOT defeat strong humans like me. It does NOT happen. Stop believing these LIES.

>>46661902
You want a Rata to rape you, don't you?

>>46661863
>Pyrow is going to cover you
with a blanket so you can be comfy
Naturally, she will get under this blanket too

>>46661902
>master wizard right before he gets knocked out by a Rata throwing a huge nut at his skull

>Casually collecting all the ratas I see in public
>Now have 12 ratas in my house

Collect enough ratas and we might be able to fight even the danuki propaganda machine

>Go to doc lich
>She’s finished running all my tests
>Sits me down in a private room
>“Anon I don’t know how to tell you this but… it’s terminal”
>My god, how long do I have?
>“About 80 to 90 years”
>You mean old age?
>”Yes, I do know of one treatment, and that’s to marry zombie. On a side not my daughter is single”

>>46661844
>childhood friend pyrow
absurdly dangerous combo

>>46662028

>>46661796
She's talking about the two bars on a pregnancy test that indicate a positive.

I just love the idea of a muscular seductress. She doesn't rape you or force you into submission; instead she just uses her charm to make you desire her, and at the same time not only does she not hide her strength and muscles, but uses them to compliment her charisma.

>>46662125
You mean metal ones? The ones you walk into and say "Ow"?

How does one feed a dozen ratas?
I don't really have much money to feed them. I just steal them off the street, in the park, or wherever I see them.

>>46662163
Sell some on the blackmofu market

>>46662167
No, I want to keep them all.

>>46662178
Nut's price is too high, you must steal the weird rata with a leaf on her head and drain her bank account

>>46661863
But that's one of my many weaknesses!

>>46662163
Nuts. A lot of them.

>>46662190
I, for one, am so weak to pyrows that she would only have to say
>Hey, nerd~
and I'd instalose on the spot

>>46662163
Better hope you've got a bunch of acorn trees around you, should plant some now too so you've got a steady supply later.

>>46662209
I'm not quite that bad, but they do sidestep the massive hurdle most monsters have to get over without proactively dating me (wooing is preferred) since I'm both a sperg and generally don't pay attention to romantic social cues. Pyrow keep things casual and give time for those "did she just..." and "wait a minute..." hints to click. It'd probably only be a few dates, but that's big.

>>46661649
Anyone still remember that anon going on and on about what porn would monster states tolerate and what is the punishment for making NTR? Well, looks we might be getting a taste of it, credit card companies and payment processors everywhere are basically hammering down and purging various art sites of porn and R34.

Looks like some danuki CEOs, rich dragons with gold hoards, wight nobility and Laura Fink (danuki) is targeting everyone's wallets and payment processors to punish some porn and nsfw artists they do not like.

When Miss Oogie Bogie says there's molestation close at hand
You better pay attention now, because I'm the bogie-man
And if you aren't shaking, when I remove my thong
Then it won't be the last time, you hear the bogie song.

>>46661745
I approve of this cat.

Apopcicle needs tender, loving warmth after going out for one ice cream

>>46662870
It was a long, frozen, delicious battle against the double blueberry ice cream - but miss apopsicle prevailed!

>>46662870
And yet the ice cream idea always comes from her.
Curious.

>>46661902
Yeah but what are you gonna do when she starts crying?

>>46662962
Apopcicle eats ice cream to train herself against the harsh winters of Winterstown, it’s a battle of willpower and strength! Soon she will be able to go outside with only a tshirt!

But what if I were to transplant Miss Tsurara onna into the hot tropics?

>>46662128
Why did you copypaste my post?

>Apopsicle tries to bite you
>The venom freezes on the tips of her fangs
>Ends up just gumming you for a bit before backing of sheepishly
>Eyes start watering and lip starts trembling
>Having to comfort a very cold, shivering apopsicle who thinks she's a venomless milksnake.

>>46663380
>transplant
Such a strange choice of words.

>>46661755
>anon, mere moments before breaking down and blubbering into his new mama's chest

>>46661804
Are *you* stupid? You want to kill yourself because your wife teased you about being a better dragonlayer than a dragonslayer?

>>46663504
Some anons are melodramatic like that.

I am a dragon exposer.
I expose how old dragons are and make sure everyone knows exactly how old and ancient every one of those damn lizards is.
Nobody in their right mind would marry a dragon when they find out she's over 1000 years old.
Deonora is several thousand years old, and the world must know.
The ratas cannot stop me from speaking the truth .

Miss vampire doing the famous "have sex" song from morbius

I am a kejourou exposer.
I expose how cute kejourou are and make sure everyone knows exactly how cute and lovely every one of those darn zipangu yokai are.
Nobody in their right mind would turn down a kejourou when they find out her hair is over 1m long.
Some kejourou have hair several meters long, and the world must know how cute that is.
The foxes cannot stop me from speaking the truth.

>>46661755
This activates the bogey.

>>46663460
We don’t have to bite, we can bundle up and watch a movie instead

>>46661649
The mother superior of the church (Definetly not a reformed succubus)
She increases your level and allocates your attributes

>>46663460
Should I bite her instead?

Waterproof paper is nice

>>46663680
It would be funny, but not too hard.

>>46663739
Well now she's sobbing because she lost to a human. What should I do now?

Wisp keeps telling me to kill myself

>>46663810
Snuggle into her cleavage and massage the tip of her tail until you trigger her possesive instincts, then ease her into eating something warm until she can actually envenomate you

Would you kiss a wurm for 1 million dollars?

>>46663865
no i might get wurmfever or rockpox

>>46663865
No, I don't have a million dollars to spare.

>>46663855
but I don't want to lose

>>46663810
monsters are not above a pity-fuck and then acting smug about it later

>The Limited edition McLim's Happy Meal Fisho toy. Hand it nyaover.

>>46663923
>Shhhhhhh, bad kot

>>46663895
Well then you have to tickle her tail until she submits

>>46663865
I don't have a million dollars.

>>46663721
Cute picture

>>46663923
Stop posting that gif

>>46663987
Nevermind it was just the png

>>46663996

>>46664005
I am mentally ill and imagine myself bleeding out

>>46663941
Instruction unclear but everything is fixed, thanks anon

>>46664020
you can also imagine ms wisp rubbing herself against you all the while

>>46663941
Instruction unclear but everything is fixed, thanks anon

>>46664027
Hmm, Snussy...

>>46664040
You saw nothing

>>46664068
I saw something. Something behind that cheshire. Something snuspicious

>>46662577
I want to take a bite out that big, round clown ass.

>>46663923
>Ma'am this is a Lim Hortons

>>46664113
Going to a monster donut shop is extremely dangerous and ill advised.

>>46661649

At last, with the miracle of modern human science combined with the esoteric monster magics of the ancient world, I have opened a gateway to a new world of power and unlocked the secrets of leaving the mortal coil and evolving! I shall transcend to the 4th dimension and ascend above time itself! I will become an all powerful god! Then, using my newfound power, I will crush everything in this world until there is nothing left, and then remake it in my image! Nothing will exist without my saying so! No monster or man will be able to stop me! NONE!

Powerful reality warping demoness that gets her butt kicked by some stubby fat midget with a crazy moustache:

https://youtu.be/5_ZWvRP9G-E?t=171

>>46664249
>what anon sees when he reaches the 4th dimension
You aren't coming back either.

>>46664141
Small, flat and bottom heavy is the greatest body type.

fish?

>>46664194
Oh boy, Timmy’s coffee, she’s too kind to brave the snow and pick some up

>>46663831

>>46664440
Intrusive thoughts explained! Watch this video to learn more!

Wisp chan not so smug when she realizes that encouraging suicide and driving the human she likes to it and causing him so much depression and pain was actually a bad thing, and now he hates her with a passion that burns hotter than her jealousy does and no amount of sex can fix that.

>>46664276
So wait, you mean you could just punch Druella in the face all this time? Why didn't anyone think of that?

>>46663923
>>46664113

>>46664696
What DO they sell at Lim Hortons if they don't even have a McLim happy meal?

>>46664704
Donuts and coffee I’d assume.

>>46664696
Give me some Lim Bits please.

>>46664704
Can't be anything of value, LMAO.
>Anon has been put on a yeti's hug list and will shortly wake to a stuffed horse in his bed before he finally gets hugged

>>46663460
Oh she's a milksnake alright

https://youtu.be/pZMP6DwdZlY?si=KB_Kv0BpHK69HOsj
Sleeping with your werewolf onee-san

>>46664704
Limbits.

>>46664715
Kind Santa Klaus Yeti
>She'll still leave a gift for naughty children (and adults) but it will include a strongly worded letter stating how disappointed she is with their behaviour

Lim Bizkit

>>46664855
Wolves have a certain beauty to them that domesticated dogs seem to have lost

What do you call a huge titty hebi?
Yan-Dairy

>>46664995
Who let their chesh access the internet again?

>>46664704
I will lick the Lim-bits with maple-syrup.

>>46664855
More like Obaa-san

>>46665092
Having a sister whose age gap is so far from her brother's that she's basically already an adult when he's born would be common when monsters can have sons
>tfw you will never grow up being spoiled by your single hag mamano sister

>>46665036
The premiere chesh

>Hey dear, don't you think the new babysitter we got is pretty?

>>46664696
lmao

>>46661755
Believe it or not, straight to the bogey pit

>>46664995
They forbid you for drinking milk except theirs

>>46665323
Truly a wonderful snek.
No milk for me but hers.
Granted, we will need to discuss eating out on dates...maybe nothing with cheese?

>>46664696
h-h-hey uh c-c-c-c-could i uh get uh uh uh uh Lim-flavour d-d-d-d-donut uh uh miss uh lim uh lim horton?

>Ocelomeh community starts to grow in the number of washed up sailors and ex order members
>At first it was only a few
>Now it's a few dozen
>Teaching the ocelomeh about their culture and vice versa
>Ocelomeh very interested in some of their ingredients
>Milk, cream, cheese etc. all very hard to come by in the jungle
>Have to make do with what they wash up with
>But then... an idea
>Start writing letters in a bottle for things the community want
>Kitchen ware, food stuff, nice alcohol etc.
>Gives the tacokots a chance to learn !English
>Then they throw them out to sea and wait a few months
>The order mainland aren't sure why their boats aren't coming back, but apparently the order colony is going really well - and the only thing bottlenecking it's growth is 3 casks of !Champagne
>Who are they to stop such a profitable venture
>Fast forward a few months, and a new set of equipment (and future ocelomeh husbands) wash up on the shore
>Rinse and repeat

Back on the mainland:
"Did you encounter any evil creatures in the new world, viceroy?"
"Er... well... cats."
"Oh how frightening! Big ones?"
"In a manner of speaking."

>>46665369
>"I've got to hand it to you, Viceroy Anon, you really have outdone yourself. I mean look at all this bullion! You've turned these colonies into the mint of our empire! It's a good thing I had you to pacify all those evil 7-legged, fire-breathing, 9-eyed, green and black cat demons."
>"Haha... yeah... those cat demons were no match for me."
>"I can't wait to make a trip over there myself! Why, from your descriptions of the colony it sounds almost as grand as the capital! Yes... I can see it now... we can have a grand party for my arrival to the new world - a marker of a golden century ahead of me and my empire."
>"You wish to visit, King? Oh... I'm sure the colony will be very happy to pay its respects to its chief benefactor."

>>46664696
One cup of Lim-milk please, freshly squeezed only.

>>46665382
>"ooh... take the blind fold off! Take the blindfold off! I can hardly contain my excitement - the fruits of all our empire's labours is mere inches away!"
>"Just a second, King. We've prepared a grand ceremony and everything for you."
>"Splendid! And the cat I asked for as a souvenir for the royal menagerie?"
>"Ready and waiting with a collar... now, are you ready?"
>"Ready!"
>Viceroy anon pulls the blindfold off the king.
>"Eh?"
>The first thing that greets his eyes is a massive solid gold statue of himself. The ocelomeh were grateful for his frequent supplies, although couldn't quite understand his obsessoin with such a common metal.
>"Surprise ~"
>The second thing that greets his eyes is a massive bronze statue of an ocelomeh. Except unlike the statue of himself, this one is alive... and has a collar in her hand
>"EHHHHHHHHHHH?!"

>>46663460
i'd just lick the frozen venom like an ice pop

>>46665388
>She doesn't actual wear the collar
>The king gets femdomed instead of ruling his new empire
So close and yet so far anon...

>>46665388
>She doesn't actual wear the collar
>The king gets femdomed instead of ruling his new empire
Good greentext, anon. You really hit the nail on the head with this one.

>>46665469
Based kot tamer
>>46665492
Based kot worshipper

>>46665469
There's a future where the portals open and after months of intense love-correction you tear up when your wife finally presents a collar to you

>>46665518
Nah I don't think so, you keep your fantasy, I keep my mine. I will get my good ending and you will get your because KC is a good lad.

>>46661804
You're acting like a woman, Anon. Did you forget you're supposed to be the man in the relationship? How embarrassing.

>>46665527
That's fair. Instead of (sounding) being passive aggressive, why don't you just request a male-dom green? I'm sure someone would oblige. You're not the only one who isn't huge on femdom and I'm happy to write something for others even if it's not my taste.

>>46665527
Ummm no sweetie, I asked KC in one of the Q&A sessions and he said frenchoids get brutally femdommed - no exceptions.

>>46665567
No need for that. Were all staying civil.

Miss Dark Mage is plotting to turn all females in MGC into toads.

>>46663895
losing is fun!

>>46665515
there truly is no bad way to tom

>>46665601
I don't see why you'd ever want to win

>>46665562

>why don't you just request a male-dom green?
Because asking stranger for free shit is wrong and I should make it instead of whining. You're right on the other part, I slipped up. I shouldn't react like I did and I need to keep my mouth shut, my bad
Here's a salted ocelomeh

>>46661755
Hey, you're literally me. Let's start an anti-bogey club or something.

>>46664967
If only krampus were so cool.

>>46664981
-2 to nobility, +4 to cute. Usually, anyway. Some breeds manage to look cool and still be big dumb idiots. Kind of like that Doberman comic.

>>46665598
Couldn't she turn them into cows instead? I'm less interested in fucking toads.

>>46665614
With the pic it's better

>>46663414
Because I think the same thing :)

>>46665614
Dude... people make requests here all the time. It's part of the fun. Just give back as much as you ask of others. But if people aren't feeling it, that's fine too. That's what makes it a friendly request and not a demand.

Tell you what, give me a prompt or two and some topics you enjoy (IE, bondage, giving orders, etc) and I'll do my best.

>>46665623
You will live in a pond and you will be happy.

>>46665639
Fucking swamp monster conspiracies. I wanted to live by the creek with an eel...

>>46665387
You don't want to know where that milk is coming from.

>>46665659
the f-fridge?

>>46665635
>people make requests here all the time. It's part of the fun. Just give back as much as you ask of others
I don't since I'm a dirty ESL and I'm already "in debt" with the thread. Let's move on now, no more pollution
>Monster girl?
Will you let your daughter on the internet?

>>46665706
I guess it's much safer than what monster teach and do at school

>>46664712

>>46665706
yes. i will teach her how to post as soon as she can read. i will encourage her to use words like 'kek' and 'troon' in everyday conversation.

>>46665610
scylla is a good

>>46665717
NOW DRAW HER GVING BIRTH

>>46665724
>Cheshire daughter's first word is "LMEOW"

>>46665706
>I'm a dirty ESL
Hasn't stopped me from posting both greens and stories. But you do you.

>>46665635
Since the other faggot won't answer can you write something about a frenchman being pushed to commit suicide by a wisp and locked forever in the femdom cage. Add a little bit of pegging too if you're ok with it

>>46665747
who hurt you?

>>46665717
Draw her wearing appropriate winter clothing for Canada

>>46665752

>>46665580
Nothing uncivil about reminding frenchies that they all get femdommed.

>Regular cleaning day for kiki
>busy wiping table
>feels familiar hands on her rear
>"master... no... I have to finish my duties!"
>she says it every time, but her face tells a different story, becoming flushed and bting her lip
>Her master hikes up her skirt and pulls her panties down
>"you mustn't master... the floor, I'll have to clean agian!"
>still her body betrays her words, her ass is grining on her masters hands, her tail is wagging and her breathing is becoming short
dammit ran out of time, cant write more

>>46665731
Apparently so

>>46665782
cute, would eskimo-kiss and cuddle with

>>46665802
y'know, it's crazy, because anywhere else there's a pretty even distribution - a fair proportion at least - but 100% of all people in france end up as the bottom in any sexual relationship with a monster. it's strange. even normally hypersubmissive mamono can't bring themselves to let go of the collar & leash.

>>46665751
You by feeding the fr*g, stop being a retard and report him.
>>46665802
Based, sooner he kys the better

Reminder to not feed the trolls. These ones aren't the cute anime girl type.

>>46665824
raging mushrooms.

I was supposed to do the last two pages but I was busy. nsfw
https://catbox.moe/c/zql8cn

>>46665850
interesting - when will you find time to get those? somewhere after your ambushed-and-raped-for-a-week-straight honeymoon, I assume?

>>46665839
But what if they were? It'd be nice if there were a way to mana bomb trolls into becoming actual trolls.

>>46665858
>I was supposed to do the last two pages
As in, doing it earlier.

>>46665857
His dommy mommy will give him one eventually if he continues to be a good boy for her.

>>46665857
I will buy them on the market like everyone else while hon hon honing all the way back home to destroy my Cheshire wife's ass and you anon ?

>>46665858
Are all fairies stretchy like this? I would be afraid of hurting them.

>>46665884
>Are all fairies stretchy like this?
Explicitly yes. You can't hurt a monster through sex anyway, but they can also shrink you if extreme insertions aren't your thing.

>Hey dear, don't you think the new babysitter we got is pretty?

Monstergirls who decide to become pirates - stealing away the men of ships and coastal settlements - need to be equipped with big floatation devices.

>>46665717
I'm going to be a regular customer at this rate.
Truly Lim Hortons is a magical place

>>46665884
Yes, that's the beauty of a mini version of fairies.

>>46665782
Much better, don’t want poor Lim-chan to catch a cold over coffee and donuts

>>46665917
Always compliment your hebi wife that no one is pretty as her

>>46665144
>Not babymaker

>>46665732
>Suddenly reminded of the Japanese guy that asked KC about watching the DL give birth

>>46665567
I'm part French!

Cute low level undead mobs > Ancestral undead with expensive tastes and temper tantrums (like Vampires)

>>46666005
>low level
>massive mana tanks
She's just as high level and ancestral as that undead with expensive tastes and temper tantrums. Newbies like you just can't tell.

>>46665858
why are smol girls with big titties so cute and sexy?

>>46666005
That artist is the one that got me into gaping, it's nice that he's drawings more monster girl stuff nowadays. That Dwarf princess is specially gorgeous.

>>46666005
Its well known that tig bitty undead are weak to chest groping.

>>46666020
Nobody asked, go back to /trash/

>>46666018
Easy
>smol=cute
>big titties=sexy
>smol+big titties=cute+sexy.
It's simple math really.

>>46666020
His small onis are pretty good too

need more bird

>>46666018
Big tit fairies is nice.

>>46666188
I agree

>>46666191
tutorial fairy be looking a little different today

>>46666191
I want a fairy capable of at least producing enough milk for my coffee

>>46666050
Tits too big

So what's the next doujinshi I should make.
>>46665858

>>46666225
I had no idea that the Sabbath had access to the internet

>>46666230
ms march hare (tall)

>>46666230
Pear shaped loli Demon getting dominated gently without a contract

There be a great evil here.

>>46666282
>without a contract
Beyond sinful.

>>46666287
Yep. She's holding it. The sugary devil, the guilty pleasure and dreadful executioner of all females.

>>46666188
>>46666191
All of her should be big.

>>46666346
What's the potion for?

>>46666354
It's a mystery potion, one of the forbidden ones only mentioned by KC in QnA sessions.
Are you bad enough dude to try it?

>>46666401
How much of it is stuff produced by her? (Sweat, drool, other juices etc.)

>>46666293
>Beyond sinful.
Smug blue brat discovers she may be slightly too good at seduction.

>>46666443
She could just take the pyrow route and wait for commonlaw marriage to kick in. It's the contract you never agreed to but are held to anyway!

Fat monsters

>>46666552
Big titty ghosts

Splish splash. Get in the sack.

>>46666581
What she sounds like when cumming: https://youtu.be/yoOg5JYyFmA

>>46666581
Ah, the superior maneater

>>46666577
Ghost milk?

>>46666581
Imagine her but a short stack with drills

>>46666638
Milk the ghost girls.
We have the technology.

>>46666625
I agree to disagree.
>>46666649
CHOMP!

What if a ghost was haunting you and you just started to suck on her tits?
What if a ghost haunted you by replacing all of your milk with her milk?
What if busting makes me feel good?

>>46666681
Meant to link >>46666638

>>46666681
>bust
heh

>>46666692
>Phantom just making her play full of lewd puns

>>46666581
This thing is growing in my back yard right now and she's always staring at me through the glass door to the back patio with this sly grin. I'm so fucking scared bros, what if she comes into my house when she's done growing and tries to fucking eat me? I can't go outside and do anything about it because she's already bigger than me, she could nab me easily. I've never been more afraid in my life...

I knew I should have pruned that fucking funny weed I saw growing when I did years back, I KNEW I should have. But nooo, I had to let it stay because I think it looked funny....

>>46666740
It's too late anon, just accept your fate as plant food and hop into the sack. You can't stop her.

So what if you're a bunny? That didn't stop me from getting swole and it shouldn't stop you!

>>46666799
I still to this day hate the fact that this character is named Mirko. I knew a guy named Mirko back in my high school days. He had the dorkiest face, with barely any chin and the voice break during puberty gave him the crackiest, farcical voice I ever heard.

>>46666581
>>46666674
MGE: Speedrun to get vored any%, no desert

>>46666841
The very first vore mamano.

>>46666848
Honey bees could vore your dick day 1 and you don't see anyone mentioning them.

>>46666890
BJ =/= vore
You type like a virgin.

>>46666916
>>46666890
Everything with sandworms is oral. So you're a permavirgin if you marry one.

Best of both worlds. Maintain you virginity and become a wizard while also technically engaging in sexual relations and making lil' sandworms.

WOE BETIDES YE, I INFLICT UPON THOU THE MOST UNHOLY OF AFFLICTIONS. ON THIS DAY LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I CURSE YOU WITH FOX.

I will ask a Hellhound to be my best friend.

>>46666950
>I will put myself in a vulnerable position to a creature known far and wide for its ability to rape men

>>46666916
And you sound like a joyless nerd who takes silly posts way too seriously. Absolute pyrow bait.

>>46666968
Nothing a rolled up newspaper can't fix.

>>46666949
if a fox approaches you with the intention to fox you, simply ask her to at least cook dinner for you first. she will quickly jump on the opportunity to display her wifely prowess, giving you ample time to escape the premises.

How does someone without magical senses tell the difference between a Dark Mage and a 3DPD sorceress?

>>46666949
THY FOOL: I AM ALREAADY CURSED WITH FOX: THUS THIS CURSE HAS NO EFFECT ON MY ALREADY FORSAKEN BODY.

I will overthrow all the desert's governments and leaders and secret snek societies with my army of sandworms.

>>46666949
i can easily beat this fox.

>>46667011
Flirt with her/ask her on a date. If she is 3dpd she will likely be disgusted and say no.

>>46666811
Same spelling?

>>46667044
>Rabbit Hero: Mirko
Yes, Mirko.

>>46667011
Because she's not 3D you dumb nigger that keeps throwing that therm around without even knowing what that means

>Step inside, my new creation is just... dying... to meet you
>I'm sure you'll love what I've done with her. In fact you might even love it... to death

>>46667011
3DPD can't actually perform any magic
All the magic of our world is dead

>>46667066
the japanese sometimes transliterate her name a Miruko tho

>>46667123
Fuck off gacahfaggot

>>46667122
>transliterate her name a Miruko tho
>katakana that is used nowadays to translate western words to japanese
Mirko it is.

>>46667103
I'm thinking I want to bone a Lich and bury my cock in her ass.

>Like the bunny girl from the dogshit superhero shonen
>She loses basically all of her limbs for the dead body blonde faggot that only retarded women liked just so he can come back and get all the credit for beating the final boss
I hate how consistently shit most Japanese are when it comes to their taste in women and fetishes.

>>46667067
Then enlighten me. How are human women not the 3DPD of MGE?

>>46667177
Another example, in Granblue Fantasy, the womanly sex appeal race is considered to be the generic catgirls, not the Draph.

>>46667200
Granblue sucks ass though so it deserves it.

Where is Malef-chan taking me? This place is creepy.

>>46667217
candy mountain

>>46667200
I've never played or know anything about it, but I can't stop spilling my seed to those sexy midgets. They are so much more attractive than the big titty small cows.

>>46667217
To a lovenest (and if you ask, she'll say that it's not "my" lovenest it's "our" lovenest).

>>46667234
>They are so much more attractive than the big titty small cows.
Boy, it's a good thing I'm not in a fighting mood.

>>46667234
I like to use them as character art for MGE Dwarves.

Having a Malef wife would be pretty great
I'd honestly just gush about how cool dragons are

Spoiling an Angel...

>>46667247
Are you implying that I'm wrong? because I know that I'm not

Fairies or Pixies

>>46667217
Is she fucking T-Posing?

>>46667335
Pixies are cuter.

>>46667344
She has to be sure her dominance is maintained.

>>46667335
Yes

>>46667333
You're the wrongest fool to ever hold an opinion, but I'm learning to accept people with shit taste. It's okay, we're cool.

Why not just combine cow and dwarf?

>>46667424
What, like those pygmy cows with all that fur?

>>46667424
You can't handle that much milk and meat

>>46667424
Think about that. It would be the monster girl equivalent of a bulldog.

I feel like im going to cry

Me and my large mouse wife: https://youtu.be/cyLgAjP75YQ

>>46667499
You okay, anon?

>>46667499
Don’t, it arouses hags

>>46667499
>Yeti ahoges everywhere suddenly stand on end

>>46667512
I can't make the calculations at all, but I'm always thinking about it while curling up in a ball.

>>46665965
Except her younger sister

>>46667517
>In Yetiville
>Cold dry wind blows into my eyes
>Tear up a bit in reflex
>Instantly tackled and hugged by 3 Yetis

Monsters can smell the loneliness and sadness in you

>>46667600
I feel nothing, though. Except for being in a horror story and dying to save people.

>>46667600
There's no way. I just showered

>>46667600
And they hate it?
And they hate it, right?

>>46667578
*dodges it*

>>46667617
>

>>46667578
an objectively good end

>>46667617
Yes, and that's why they're motivated to wash it away.

>>46667682
>Miss Kiki unleashes the firehose on another group of lonely Anons.
>"It's a living!" she murmurs while blasting them with a soapy holy water mix.

You think Salamanders have a friend with them to play her "Epic Final Fight That Leads To Love Confession and Marriage" mixtape when she confronts the man she's been a "sworn enemy" to for the past year?

pre-emptively flirt with the succ to stunlock her

>>46667708
What if I use self-depreciating humor to wave off her attempts to flirt?

>>46667708
she looks like a dork

>>46667617

>>46667517
I will pull the ahoge

>>46667750
Fuck off.

>>46667763
?

>>46667776
You're an annoying fag wasting image slots with the same western shit every single day. You're just like those gachafaggot fox posters that refuse to actually post anything except from images like a spambot.

Happy belated Saint George's day.
Hope you are all having a Dragonrific day!
Remember, FUCK DRAGONS.
and by that I mean BREED DRAGONS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZE.
BREED RED DRAGONS AND BREED GREEN DRAGONS.

>>46667708
>"So is that a tail on your butt or are you happy to see me?"
>"Nani?! That's my go-to line!"
>You were, in fact, happy to see her.

Do Cheshire Cats also use the overrated Dragon Ball memes and still images of Goku or Vegeta with bottom text?

I wanna fluff.

>>46667600
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead

i enjoyed monster girl encyclopedia a lot, but i want to try other coomer anime literature that aren’t just doujins. Mge was creative, coomer, and had was mostly words, not images. Do you guys have any reccs or am i SOL

>>46667829
Play succubus prison

>>46667825
Let's just say that Miss Cheshire's Dragon Ball posts often get the response "Thanks Doc!"

>>46667754
Do not pull the ahoge

>>46666740
There's no need to worry about it. Plants can't move, so if you just don't go in your backyard she can't get you.
...
You haven't noticed any funny smells, have you?

>>46667862
It's my right to do so. What's the worst that could happen?

>>46667718
That will only stumble her, similar to stun but its just her trying to comprehend your endgoal and getting nowhere

>>46667787
Shut up, bitch.

>>46667829
I would highly recommend Succubus affection, if you dont mind the pixel artwork

>>46667513
they like making boys cry? sickos...

>>46667903
wish i could pronebone a big bapho

>>46667787
geez man, why don't you, like, chill out?

>>46667889
You activate their predator instincts
You are not prepared

>>46667890
Yeah but it's cute to see her fumble a bit before trying to try a new pickup line.

>>46667924
The ahoge is the weak point of any monster so there's no way that would happen

>>46667972
A yeti's ahoge is a source of great power. Beware their dormant man hunter instincts, anon

>>46667972
pulling on a yeti's ahoge is like walking under a box propped up with a stick and then pulling on the stick

I’m going to find out what’s in the yeti elders special secret hot chocolate recipe that makes it taste so good! It’s a close guarded secret, but I’ll find out!

>>46668021
>the recipe is kept at the end of an Indiana Jones style gauntlet with yeti guards around every corner waiting to snuggle trespassers into submission
You'll never make it out unmarried, anon

>>46667889
>What's the worst that could happen?
You could pull start the yeti.

>>46668021
she'd be happy to share it with her new stepson.

What kind of ads would play during Intermissions at the international GapinPsjsng tournament?

>>46668076
Go back to /vg/, nigger.

>>46668076
Danukis would fill the ad segments with lube, milk, energy drinks, any product that comes from their monster farms, garments, uniforms, all types of pendants and stuff to cheer for your teams and always the most devious of all, their betting sites and betting apps
After all it's a sport, I bet they even have their EA sport cashgrab version of gaping and cumflation with microtransactions and stuff like that

Yeah that’s cool and all but wurm

>>46668150
Abyssal wurm.

>>46668076
Personally more than ads I would like to see those sport intermissions with ex athletes in a table with some experts and journalists throwing some banter while analysing the teams before they get analized

>>46668076
>>46668144
>>>/trash/

>>46661649

>"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"
>"GAAAARRGGGHHHH! WAAAAAHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WAAAH!!!
STAHHHHP!!!!

>>46668173
>"tonight waiting for the first round of the regional college opening we have our commentators"
>"starting with miss Lich, winning a series of regionals all around the country until conquering the national college tournament back in 1996 for the Undead United University"
>"we also have miss Minos which recked the world of gaping with giving us extreme size difference performances in 2000 and then together with her husband working for the sports minister in 2001 as agent promoting the sport around the world"
>"as our analyst we got miss Bapho which started in the 80s with the first cumflation tournaments after it went from Olympic discipline to full grown sport, we also had her as one of our first commentators in the league after she retired at the start of the 90s and now she has the opportunity to watch her grandsons participate too showing the bloodline of an athlete"
>"and lastly I miss Rata will be your moderator"
>"now after these ads we will be analysing the statistics and careers from these teams, couples with fiery resolution to go back home as champions and also with some new faces at the threesome category, don't change channels we will be right back!"

>>46668173
>>46668219
Kill yourself you subhuman discord tranny.

>>46668219
You're that faggot that admitted to being into scat.
This isn't your thread. literally just fucking leave. There are probably like three goatse threads over on /d/ for faggots like you. Take a hike.

>>46668250
This isn't scat, what the hell are you talking about?

>>46668219
Go back to your contaiment board leech

Today was St George's Day which means you're legally obligated to mere dragons

I'm up to 14 ratas in my house. I do not have enough beds for them, and my food supply is dangerously low, and I don't have the money to buy more.

I've still yet to find one of those mythical ratas with a leaf on their heads I was told about who supposedly are super rich and buy food for the rest. I need help!

>>46668260
He's just being a pissy faggot

>>46668260
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that the autistic scatfaggot lacks reading comprehension.

>>46668076
>GapinPsjsng
I have no idea how i fucked the word "gaping" so bad

>>46668275
Gonna be honest, I don't like my chances

>>46668275
no, i will merely fuck the dragons and polish their scales

>>46668283
14 Ratas and all of them unemployed? That's really unlucky, make them look for work.

>>46668293
It's because you're a drooling retard that should have been aborted.

>>46668306
They're not allowed to leave the house. I don't want to lose them.

And Cheshire never saw him again after helping him escape Wonderland.

The end.

>>46668320
Then make them do remote work. Even an old laptop should be enough for them to write articles online.

>>46668342
What do I do in the short term?

>>46668352
If you fuck 'em enough that can replace their need to eat or sleep. So, get crackin'.

>>46668286
He's referring to the fact the same spammers who have been forcing their epic meme for months were posting about literal piss drinking and scat a couple of threads ago, and they all got nuked. Big coincidence they're now back at it when this happened 3 days ago, take a look at the other deleted posts in this one:

https://archived.moe/jp/thread/46638055/#46640286

SMOL MAMONO CUTE

You must blackmail your childhood friend with the fact you have pictures of her when she was a giant otaku and not a flashy gyaru

>>46668415
I would never do that.

>>46668275
>St George's Day
More like Dragon Mating Press Day

>>46668370
This has nothing to do with that though

>>46668370
Do you realize that the post you linked is filled with crossboarder slangs and horrible grammar? That's not proper /jp/ posting

>>46668478
No shit, the /d/ faggot posting his dogshit sports meme is an obvious crossboarder.

>>46668460
except for the fact that they're posted by the same outsider.

>>46668486
The posts looks very different though, no idea why you want to compare anyone posting about sports with your boogeyman