/jp/ - Otaku Culture

See you tomorrow

Sure!
Wait a minute... you're going to feed ME to the flowers, aren't you? Oh, Yuuka. Almost got me there.
Sip. Sip. Sip.

I was just talking about how you did not help me water my plants in another topic...

I'm going to eat you.

I love you Yuuka

doesn't love transcend species?

>>4664817
dat hair

>>4664817
>>4664798
I am going to throw rocks at both of you.

Why are you cowering on the floor? It's only a question.

No, I'm a NEET, not a gardener.

>>4664839
I am inspecting the soil. Not cowering.

>>4664844


When I was a NEET I was a gardener too.. It can be done.. you just have to go OUTSIDE...

>>4664839
Don't get me wrong I'm not scared I was just checking the soil. I-It's not like I'm kicking dirt because I'm afraid or a-anything.

>>4664853
The thought of sullying my hands with dirt as the sun beats down on me... ugh.

>>4664853
If you were a gardener then you never was NEET in first place, son. You were a gardener.

An Utsuho thread and a Yuuka thread in one day?

It's like /jp/'s putting all my favorite Touhous up... now we just need a useful bunny and a meido thread, and we'll have my top four...

So, I heard you like plants...

>>4664860
Then go ahead and post them. You can do it yourself

>>4664859


Why can't a NEET be a gardener?

>>4664869
Some people dislike posting threads. They never turn out well.

"Feeding" is sometimes used to symbolize some kind of filling, as that's how it works when humans eat. And one thing that is easily associated with filling is sexual penetration. Added to that, "feeding" implies that the one doing this filling process is taking the active role in it. Flower is pretty simple, as it's clear Freudian symbolism for the female genital.

So yes. Yes, I would.

>>4664872
It's just how the system works, you can't multi-class with the NEET profession.

>>4664869

Nah, that'd require effort. And if I've learned anything from having been a namefag, having a job, and going through college, it's that anything that requires effort probably isn't worth it.

>>4664881


Man.. NEET are that lazy!?

>>4664881
NEET isn't really a profession, it's actually a status ailment. Gardener is two different things, there's the profession Gardener and the skill Gardener. You don't have to be the profession in order to raise the skill, and the profession actually has a minimum skill requirement of Gardener before you can switch to it.

You could be a NEET if gardening was only your hobby, but you didn't get paid for it.

NEET is an acronym.

Not in Employment, Education or Training.

Nobody who has a job or goes to school can be NEET. Period.

>>4664890


I do gardening for fun mostly.. But sometimes for money..

>>4664860
I have seen this kind of pictures here and there. What are they supposed to be based on? Some table top RPG?

An Investigator is a player, I suppose?

>>4664872
>>4664881
>>4664890
I was talking about being a gardener as a profession. Not being your own gardener, the latter can be a neet at the same time, yes.

>>4664890
I want to play an RPG made by you.

>>4664894
some sort of Call of Cthulhu game.

>>4664894

They're modifications of the cards for the board game Arkham Horror. Made by Pooshlmer way the hell back, and still one of the few good things they've ever done.

Apparently they're actually pretty well balanced, though using Touhou Great Old Ones and normal investigators is basically nightmare mode, while using Touhou investigators and normal Great Old Ones is loltastically easy.

>>4664890
I don't think you could call yourself a gardener unless it's your profession. That's like calling yourself a chef because you cook your own meals at home.

>>4664914


I thought the profession was called Landscaper.. the hobby is gardener..

>>4664904
This is why I hate /tg/. It's full of cool games I can't play because I don't have friends.

>>4664926

You can make friends /jp/anon!

You just have to shower, leave your house, approach strangers who appear to have similar interests, and not totally creep them out!

So maybe not.

>>4664949
>/tg/
>shower
>not creep them out
Nah, just leaving the house and approaching strangers with similar interests will do. Large chance their own powerful body odor and creep-factor will overpower your own.

>>4664949


I think I've met some of those people who tried this.. They creeped me out..

>>4664957

You'll note I'm not giving advice as a fa/tg/uy, though I do have significant fa/tg/uy tendencies, I avoid neckbeards and body odor, and advise others to do so as well.

>>4664949
wow it has been ages since i last saw that posted

>>4664949
I think I need to master leaving my house before heading to advanced topics such as seeking out others who share my interests in real life.

>>4664993
Would you like to come over and play a boardgame with me, Suigin-chan?

>>4664949
How would you know know if they have the same interests? It's not like they wear "Marisa is my waifu. I fucked you're waifu" t-shirts. Also probably being the only person in the country to know about Touhou (not completely sure, but since I found no entries of it on Google I think it's not far from the truth) isn't going to help. Then again, I don't think I want to meet someone that likes Touhou in real life.

>>4664949
How would you know know if they have the same interests? It's not like they weat "Marisa is my waifu. I fucked you're waifu" t-shirts. Also probably being the only person in the country to know about Touhou (not completely sure, but since I found no entries of it on Google I think it's not far from the truth) isn't going to help. Then again, I don't think I want to meet someone that likes Touhou in real life.

>>4665005

Whoa whoa whoa.

I didn't say anything about that.

Well, since this is /jp/, I'm assuming said interests include CP. So, ah, don't mention that. If your interested in other things, feel free to bring those up.

>>4665026
I was thinking more going to the local comic book store and seeing if there was anyone there worth meeting. and I resent that pedo comment, according to the last pedo thread only a disturbingly large number of us were pedos

>>4664926
fucking this.

FLOWER POWER!

>>4665092
If there only were some way we could arrange a game over the internet. Hmm, nope, I'm stumped.

>>4665067
If you go to the comic book store, 95% of the people you there are going to hate manga and anime and try to turn you into an Ironman or Wolverine fan.

>>4665117
That's not as fun as playing in real life with friends and you know it.

>>4665137
I meant ,,arrange a game over the internet`` not ,,play a game over the internet``.

>>4665147
Oh, yeah, that's not destined to fail.

I'm in California. Where are you?

>>4665105
I approve of daily Yuka threads!

>>4665134
It sells some manga, but yeah, I'm prepared to accept being badgered about comic book characters. If nothing else I should be able to play some Magic with my terrible and ancient decks.

this is all assuming I can manage to get outside

>>4665175
I also have bad, ancient magic decks. We should get together >.<

Pollinate your flower? OK.

>>4665156
Other side of the Atlantic. Whoops.

Arkansas here. I'm >>4665175

>>4665167
Yuka is actually very cute and some of ZUN's best artwork, IMO.

>>4665202
This sounded really appealing with Yuka, but then the first part of the thread got me thinking once she got my seed I'd be suffocated and used as fertilizer.

>>4665231
>>4665234
So of course there is no reason we shouldn't all get together and have gaming night... fuck my life ;_;

>IMO

>>4665265
You are thinking insects, not flowers, which Yuuka mostly is.

I really have to wonder what a half human child of Yuuka would be like. Some dryad, maybe?

>>4665340

>>4665349

Not as cute as this, sadly.

>>4665372

>>4665377
CUUT--wait.. who is that and who's body is that...

>>4665349
No, I was thinking about the top part of the thread, where it is suggested that she wants to feed the guest whom she's having tea with to her flowers.

I don't think their offspring would be that different from Yuka herself.. A human looking thing with power over plants.

Also, I'm getting bored with being a tripfriend already. I think I might stop.

>>4665388

Look at the antenna.

Holy shit am i late for daily Yuuka Feeding thread.

>>4665401


Oh so thjat is Yuka and she killed Wriggle.. I am ok with that..

>>4665389
Please do. I don't like you very much but at least as Anon you aren't so noticable.

i want to be with yuuka-san forever.

>>4665438
I've been anon for 2 and a half years or something, why change now, right?

Ahhh back to my comfort zone.

>>4664798
So...did anyone printed this out and paste it in their bedrooms yet.

Cleavage Yuuka,
So good.

>>4665483


Yes. She came out of the picture and we had tea.

>>4665518
This anon is completely gone.

>>4665466
Change is heresy.

>>4665549
No change is also heresy

>>4665531
Well atleast he died happy.
I would.

>>4665531
>>4665585

No! I am still here.. We had tea.. just tea! Same is planned for tomorrow...

>>4665602
Oh boy...

>>4665602
It's multiple barrier vs nuke time!
My favorite time of the day!

I'm not uploading the rest, dealing with Error: Flood detected, file discarded for 60 more images is annoying.

Here's the download: http://www.mediafire.com/?0zyukxziidj

>implying Yuka is strong enough to kill any mid/high tier youkai.

>>4665653
Oh, it was looking pretty good.

Usually what I do is upload an image, go browse another thread or watch the show I'm watching for 30-60 seconds, repeat.

>>4665606
Oh i know you are posting from Hakugyokurou and Youmu is serving you tea while Yuyuko steals your shish kebabs

>>4665657
Canonically one of the most powerful

She's at Yukari/Shikieki tier (well, actually, this tier is only those three)

I want official word on whether Byakuren has a chance against Yuuka. The fanon is already in and I like what I see.

>>4665731


I will not have Yuyuko touching my kebabs!

>>4665746


They should not fight. They should join hands. Then they will invade everything!

>>4665746
Ultimate Magic > Black Magic

>>4665746
Hold your breath, ZUN will come out with a statement on it soon. I'm sure of it.

>>4665746
Considering ZUN never really gives out "power levels", and pretty much hasn't touched Yuuka beyond PoFV, I'm sure we'll see something soon!

I bet he forgot about yuka..

>>4665734

Don't forget Suika.

>>4665786
Another Phantasmagoria game is coming soon! He'll touch her again. In many ways.

>>4665734
Please, Shiki is in her own tier. Yukari fears her approach.

>>4665821

Because she can send her to hell after death.

>>4665853
No, it's because she knows she'd get a richly deserved tongue-lashing. There's a reason all the powerful youkai were absent during PoFV and it is Shikieiki Yamaxanadu.

Except Yuuka. But Yuuka gives no fucks.

>>4665388
Yuuka/Orin hybrid and Wriggle?