/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Centaurs are life.

>>46649643

Choose your destiny

We really need to remind monster of the natural order
Man does the hunting/working, fighting etc
Women (monster girls) stay at home and take care of the small children
The way God intended

>>46649666
pygmy

You know how humans are endurance hunters by nature?
What monsters would follow you for days or weeks on end just to snuggle and kiss you?

>>46649681
Read that as pigamy at first. Piggamy.

>>46649685
There was a story about that guy who stole a tiger's kill and the tiger stalked him for days after that

i prefer monofoxamy

>>46649702
I wouldn't steal from a Jinko. If I was really starving and desperate, I'd ask her if she could share some food with me, she might actually feel sorry for me then.

Human supremacy

I don't care what that other anon said this was the most interesting thing this thread has done in a while
although I'm too uncreative to contribute anything

>>46649666
Fire has cute goggles

>>46649750
so is dragon heights the posh bit of the city?

>>46649762
headwear is very important

Yeti kouhai

>>46649750
beats seeing the same ~50 images over and over

>>46649666
Hill, or blood because it looks like she's cooking up some mischief.

>>46649750
highway bad, trains good.

>>46649779
gotta have some road infrastructure

>>46649764
they have an eternal bitter rivalry with the Roost

>>46649764
That's what they want you to think, but it's really just a bunch of rocky outcrops with caves dug into it and terrible roads (you just fly everywhere lol)

>>46649774
W-why are her eyes hidden...

It's canon in MGE that monsters enjoy dressing in specific/fetish attire to entice their husbands (swimsuits, school-girl uniforms, etc), however do you think there's a weird subdivision of that where they use OTHER monsters? Like, would a Weight use cat-ears, or a any small chested monster use cow-print stuff to evolve Holst. imagery? Or all that a weird form of essentially 'monster-black-face?'

>>46649821
>"Yeah, sure. Whatever, just fuck the girl"
Probably what answer you'd get from KC.

>>46649806
>cliff apartment
sounds pretty cool

>>46649821
id imagine that a monster would dress up as their husband's second favorite species
>how awkward it gets when the wife is the second favorite species and dresses up as the first favorite

I just want to be loved :(

>>46649821
black metal corpse paint is double the controversial in mge for this reason.

Manticores need to understand that they can't just go around picking men up and carrying them around.

>>46649821
You should delete this.
My jinko wife swore to me that it's an unconscionable act for any mamono to dress up like that.

>>46649821
There's polymorphism spells and artifacts, like the time Wilmarina turned into a dragon for her honeymoon in Dragonia.

>>46649841
Staying here won't help, it will only make it worse since you're just avoiding your problem instead of facing it.
I mean, I won't stop you. It's your depression, you chose the coping mechanism.

>>46649779
Trains and buses have always been highly valued; they're good for relations because of the confined space
Hang around any stop or station and count how many couples walk out holding hands, I can guarantee at least half of them have never even met before up until they got on board
They're hunting grounds disguised as public transport

>>46649750
there should be an entrance to a dwarven hold in the top left hills that links to the underground
and pyramid station, the nexus of all MGC public transport, should be somewhere
I'd add them myself but I'm away from my PC

>>46649779
It’s like you want that city to be unlivable. How are they going to add more fun things to do in the city if they have to waste money and space on another four lanes that won’t improve traffic at all?

>>46649900
Wait I’m stupid and misread that. Trains good, fuck I shouldn’t post right after I wake up. I need a monstergirl to drag me back to sleep if I try.

>>46649893
>top left
I meant to right my brain is leaving me...

>>46649830
That's basically what it boils down to:
"Whatever makes the both of you happy"

Imagine an eros mindflayer

>>46649893
we need an underground mirror map. i love dungeon cities.

>>46649936
Except for weird no-go rules like non-extremist demons for some reason.

>>46649945
be the change you want to see in the world anon

>>46649954
it's hard to make it with so many things still missing on the surface city map.

>>46649812
She's not plotting anything, now accept her letter

>>46649779
Trains only good for long range transport. Trams are okay but they're just bus on rails.
Cycling infrastructure, that's where it's at. Then every mamono in the city has an excuse to wear a tight sporty set of a small top and impossibly stretchy spats.

>>46649972
I personally think we should organize ourselves and make up some rules about how we want to approach MGC cannon, or if we even wan to have a concrete canon in the first place.

>>46649996
>tight sporty set of a small top and impossibly stretchy spats.
This man gets it.

>>46650002
think the only rule is consensus

>>46649863
I dunno bro, there's something a little off about your cat wife; does she tinker with tech to a strangely frequent degree?

>>46649779
You can't take a train to the Danger Zone.

>>46650002
MGC is a nebulous idea people use in greentexts and discussions, and everyone has a vague general idea of what it means, any attempt of established canon is going to end up being rejected since it's not something built to be compatible with having one in the first place.

>>46649996
i blame dumbowanko for the recent popularity of spats.

>>46650002
>MGC cannon
Should all be made of demon-silver and fire rainbow gumdrop schrapnel

>>46650069
Anon says he wants to take a Train ride...
5 Heckhunds and a white leather sofa
= Trains are definitely a pelvis Danger Zone

>>46650002
>if we even wan to have a concrete canon in the first place.
Not really, it's what >>46650083 says. Nothing wrong with Anons brainstorming for fun, but turning MGC into strictly canon serves no purpose.

>>46650069
Says you.

Fuck kikis

>>46650205
I guess the Shupos are brining more brats around.
Going to be a long six months.
>No halos

>>46650255
No, fuck shogs.

How do you access the Nextcloud Archive or is it just totally broken?

>>46650300
Works fine to me right now.

>>46649750
if you lot figure out the final geography I'll covert the base into something larger and nicer

>>46649685
Wurm
Also sex with any snek member would take hours in MGE I think

>>46649750
Where's the bad part of town full of dark alleys and seedy bars that a white collar fellow like myself can suffer a car breakdown in after making a wrong turn?

>>46650386
where ever you want it to be anon

>>46650386
THE REDZONE

We need brave heroes to stand up to these horrific foes.

>>46649750
I assume there would be a river from inland to Sahulake and from Sahulake to the sea? Maybe swamps?

>>46650439
>gremlins fill the redzone with remote signals that can kill a car engine
>your fancy electric car suddenly shuts off in front of a pool hall called "The Soggy Mattress"
>monster biker gang comes out to investigate as you struggle to turn it back on
>locks pop open all on their own as they approach the car

>>46650452
If I tip her walker over, what's she gonna do about it?

>>46650452
All socially awkward dorks are critically weak to emotional damage.

destined to spend the rest of my life spoiled, pampered, fucked and coddled as the village's communal elf-husband

>>46650467
She'd activate the 'Emergency Rebalancer', which is just a single extra appendage that flips out with a 60% success rate.

>>46650467
she's gonna bite your peepee, and not in a sensual way.

>>46650484

>>46650501
It's the year of the elf

>>46650357
>something larger and nicer
sounds cool

>>46649719
She'd let m'gentleman have it anyway, but it's better to share. There's a lot of meat on most things and why make enemies when you could make friends?

>>46649940
There are probably several. They're the ones Eros gives her toughest battles to.

The Jubjub is considering you.

>driving through the desert at night
>two loud pops
>car starts swerving
>get out and find manticore spines in two of my tires
>head lights appear on the mountain roads above me
>hear loud bike engine revs as they disappear
What are the odds that roadside assistance gets here before they do?

>>46650766
But I want a black harpy with jubjub proportions isntead

>>46650766
biggest think she's done in years

If you live in an area where the winter came back, it's a sign you should plow fat snow mounds.

>>46650452
>Your completions of my designs are uneasy, sister. Let me show you their purpose.

>>46650766
But I don't want to be Jub'd

>>46649779
Trains are only good for molesting innocent anons who step into the highschooler car, therefore we should have lots of trains

>>46650890
Trains are gross, I pick up my high schoolers from gas stations and convenience stores. Still gross, but at least I can just leave afterwards.

>>46649643
AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA
NOW THAT'S A BATCAT
HUMINA HUMMINA
WHOAH MOMMA!
now that's a wifecat if I ever saw a batcat, let me tell you that

>>46650890
>highschooler car
you mean every cart, right?

>>46649947
It's his prerogative to enforce shit if he feels like it. If people are going to be that afraid of not breaking the rules while bending them a bit then creativity is dead.

>>46650890
anon step into the train nice, clean and free, and step out married to the whole wagon. i hope there are good laws against such a situation.

捕まえった〜

>To the victor go the spoils, and you, anon, are the spoils.

>>46650913
Anons have the common sense not to step into the hag car, there are big warning signs on the side. The other cars are far less threatening at first glance.

>>46650944
She looks like she knows he's not reaching the core or getting his hand back

>>46649945
Flayers selling you questionable merch in secret locations

if i step into an automaton disguised as a railcar is it considered vore? and do i have to take resposibility?

>>46650945
But I'm Victor. Oh, this is my friend Thomas. Nice to meet you.

>>46651005
Flayers sell your personal info to hebi gangstalkers.

If a beastwoman approaches me I will simply present her a gordian knot that her fat paws could never hope to untie, but make my marriage contingent on her doing just that!
Fool proof!

>>46651124
Which monsters provide most reliable VPN?

>>46651229
>learns the spell that transforms her hands into human hands
>easily unites the gordian know in fron of you
>immediately ties the know with you
You guys really need to be smarter when it comes to not getting hubbie'd

>>46651263
>ties the know

Which shrines should I go to, to find fat foxes?

>>46651329
makoto nandou shrine

>>46650581
COW

>>46651329
Hags need to chill.

>>46651329
The ones people don't visit often. Be careful though, they can be rather clingy

I am a proud order paladin who will bring the light of the chief goddess to the degenerate mire that is wonderland - man 20 minutes before he started a new life as miss hatters chair

>>46651648
What's the most embarrasing thing a paladin can end as?

>>46651656
House husband

>>46651656
panties

>>46651656
Wielder of the holy relic (the purring one)

>>46651656
Sweat rag

>>46651234
I use whitesnake. Super reliable. The only issue is that keeps ad blocking images of women.

This is your Gyaru Bogie companion for this quest.

>>46651656
Yeti bait

>>46651759
Hands too small

>>46651759
tits too small
how's she supposed to Bogie without her huge honkers?!

>>46651814
Don't tell her that, she'll come crying to her big sis about how she can't give anon the honk routine

I don’t think clowns are a laughing matter.

>>46651759
That's just a boring human

>>46651759
That's an incredibly puffy vulv... right?

>>46651893
Well that like a good third of the monster girls in MGE as well.

>>46651900
According to the artist, yes.

RADICAL Sabbath

>>46651893
could be a succ under disguise. or an elf.

>>46651900
I still love that chesh pic that sometimes gets posted where the artist said it was a monster boy version of chesh

What is the alp rate

>>46651912
Holy heck!

>>46651940
In the general population? Around 5%
In the gaming space? around 20%

>>46651961
Amongst weebs on 4chan? Around 88%

>>46651940
100%

>>46651963
>They make an alp containment board

>>46651994
>endless screeching when someone gets banished to /alp/

>>46651940
Rumor has it, in areas with no dudes but lots of monstergirls, alps can spontaneously turn into human boys.

Post fearsome monsters

>>46652000
>Anon was just ironically shitposting on /alp/
>Acting like he was one just to stir up shit
>He kept doing it
>Eventually realized he liked it
>Ended up alping because of it
>And she kept going there even after she alp'd, but now shitposting unironically

>>46652014
Shes had a ruff day

>>46652000
4mon sounds like one hell of a place to shit post on. I want it.
I wanna go on /alp/ and post a dick pic and make a joke about how they don't have dick anymore and then make no responses, just watch the thread go up in flames.

>>46652014

>>46652014

>>46652023
>post a dick pic on any other board
>Thread gets sent to /alp/
What did kikimods mean by this?

>>46652014

>>46652126
scary...

>>46652014

>>46652104
country mouse

Don't act like you wouldn't sniff her breath!

What meme did they last try forcing on 4mon?

>>46652348
Trying to ban monster sports and replace them with basketball and football, disgusting

>He doesn't want a loli nuki to cover his bed in her girl smell

>>46652389
>football
How awful.

In goats, the length of the estrous cycle is an average of 21 days but can vary between 18 and 24 days. Average duration of estrus is 36 hours.

We know that the kikis are the janitors of 4mon, but who's the owner?

>>46652418
Lamias are better suited to rugby. Imagine how hard it would be to tackle one.

>talking to a lolinubis that looks like she's going to combust just from exchanging words with you

>>46652474

>>46652389
Monster sports are too hardcore for casual human population
Need to educate the population first and introduce them into the fever, you know make them practice
The Sabbath is specially eager to choose future partners to start the big wave

Elves simply can't see human boys as adults.

>>46652497
>hair huffing
elves wouldn't...

Danukis own everything, including you. You just don't know it yet.

Dragons and Danukis mansa musa'ing the entire economy with their stupid amounts of solid gold bars

They need to invent portable danuki tail. Having to seek one out and pay per hugging is not economically viable in the long term.

>>46652502
Monsters won't tell you this, but human mofu is some of the hardest to resist.

>>46652513
I will buy danuki
I have 3 cents and a rubber band, plenty enough to buy one

Danukis don't rape you physically. They rape your finances.

>>46652494
>The Sabbath is specially eager to choose future partners to start the big wave
I would participate if you give me a hag

>>46652540
Good to know I won't have to shave my beard for my future monster wife.

>>46652497
Hello rabbi

>>46652568
https://files.catbox.moe/ntl89w.png
Be careful with what you wish for

>>46652616
shalom to you, retard.

>>46652617
>https://files.catbox.moe/ntl89w.png
OLD LADY SEXOOOO

>>46652617
The Sabbath can play the same game, but much better
https://files.catbox.moe/hrxqzl.png

I have literally nothing else to live for , I am only alive because of this.

>>46652542
If you think they're bad, you should definitely avoid mersharks.
They're very into fin dom.

>>46652617
I would unironically love to have a wife like this.

>BURN BABY BURN
BLUE FLAME INFERNO
>BURN BABY BURN
BURN YOUR FAITHLESS ASS DOWN

>>46652617
Would definitely enter that gape foursome tournament

>>46652657
hebi is so cool...

>>46652389
>>46652494
>>46652568
I thought you got banned for literal shitposting (again) yesterday, are you evading or did the mod miss a few?

>>46652627
From the river to the sea kike

>>46652666
free palestine, comrade!

>>46652663
she's too cool for anyone to marry! how can they keep up with her sheer style?

I never seen a baku monster girl. A dream eater yokai is such an interesting concept, we need this to happen.

>You're an aficionado of the "romance" fics posted on 4mon.
>There's one author in particular who is very talented.
>Always writes good characters, tends to have longer, well-plotted fics.
>BUT.
>Her calling card is to lead up to a good conclusion, then swerve at the last minute to add a disgustingly detailed /d/ level sexual fetish that the main characters are suddenly incomprehensibly dedicated to carrying out.
>Piss, scat, pony play, inflation, cake farts, and more. You name it; she's written it.
>And you can't tell it's her fic because she creates every fic under an unrelated account.
>Eventually it gets to the point where any new author is immediately suspected of being her.
>She "fixes" that by making sure to put out a couple of "starter" fics without /d/ stuff and then her 2nd or 3rd fic veers wildly off-course at the end like the others.
>But she's still out there, lurking. Posting.
>And then ruining every climax by having some asspull fetish show up.
>At this point, you're not even mad. Her commitment to the bit is incredible and you just want to meet her.
>But she ignores all your entreaties.
>You've got one card left.
>You could tell her that you're a man on /4mon/.
>But that's a big step.
>And could get you married to a faker.
>You'll have to think about this.

>>46652742
"Fuck it, why not?"
>You make a short post, saying you've followed her story posting for a while and would like to meet her.
>And then you post your email address, and request humbly that only she reply.
>An absolute shitstorm ensues.
>Weirdly, only a few mamono email you.
>Most of their emails are more or less "show penus and testicular" or the like (although one mamono sends you over a hundred such emails in less than an hour), but nothing that pings as being from her.
>You sigh and go to bed.

>>46652478
! !

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118050583
harpy queen big pregnant

>>46652750
>In the morning, you double-check the thread.
>Your post has over a dozen replies, and you read through to see if any of them are from her.
>Nothing.
>None of the email is either.
>After a couple of days, the emails die out and the threads forget about you.
>And after a week, you've basically forgotten about it, too.

>But then one day a "new author" appears.
>She posts a short story "inspired by real events in the thread."
>It's a cute but mostly inaccurate retelling of your post to that author.
>In her imagining of it, the author is also a man on 4mon, and the fic rapidly devolves into them being very, very gay with each other.
>It's HER.
>Only she would write such a guaranteed shitshow fic.
>Unlike all her other fics, this one actually has an email listed at the bottom.
>You send off an email to it.
>She replies quickly.
>"U R A FAGGOT"
>And then a Cheshire teleports into your face, butt first.

>>46651298
Gonna use semicolons improperly just to make hakus on the internet seethe.

>>46651656
An alp. There's nothing embarrassing about being in love.

>>46652794
She's vulnerable to you using her colon improperly as well.

Currently thinking of a way I can farm danukis.

>>46652803
Yeah but she doesn't seethe when I do that

>>46652804
>t.A Facist monster girl named Greta Ludendorff

Seig Heil, am I right?

>>46652852
I meant more like, making lots of danukis and using their financial prowess to in turn make me super rich.

>>46652944
she is a good dog

come to think of it , how many yokai in touhou have counterparts to mge, i know off the top of my head haku/keine who else?

>>46652977
remi/flan are vampires. there's also mamizou being a tanuki.

>>46652977
nekomata, kappa, loup garou is werewolf-ish, yuki-onna, dullahan, kitsune, mermaid, vampire, dark mage i suppose, oni, fairy, imp, ghost, tanuki, and probably some other obvious ones

>>46653004
Inari and Karakasa-Obake too

>>46653004
crow tengu

>>46649750
>spoopy estate
I like the idea of a Thief-style Victorian mansion on the cliff overlooking the sea for no reason. Who lives there? Probably an undead neet hag that likes to larp as a Victorian widow waiting for a husband who will never come

Would you rather be proactively dated by a:
>Centaur
>Sandworm
>Soldier Beetle
?

>>46653273
beetle courtship

>>46653273
loliworm

>>46653273
Sorry but I can only be claimed by Trolls

>>46652944
B for boob

>>46653292
I'll mark you down for centaur then.

>>46653273
Gimme the horse pussy.

>>46653292
I tend to forget that trolls have those ridiculous tails

Being a rival is not a valid excuse to stalk people and challenge them to fights

>>46653273
only one of those doesn't destroy my apartment,

>>46653350
The sandworm?

>>46653273
Of those 3, I'd pick the beetle. We both liek appol, so it's a good match.

>>46651329
>decide to take a trip out to one of the less visited shrines
>met this fox
>she's modestly dressed at the moment, just tending some plants.
>no other shrine maids or helpers, looks like its only her.
>warm greeting, with a hug
>holy fuck, that hug alone was almost soft enough to make you give in. you dont want to think about what her tail could do.
>she invites you into her house next to the shrine, despite your better judgement you go in. she hasnt had company in a while.
>its a humble place, there's some tech but its nothing like fresh gremlin produce.
>small living room with a worn couch and a TV, bedroom has an old computer, a simple undecorated bathroom.
>but naturally, given her uh... "size", the kitchen is the place thats taken care of the best.
>plenty of cookbooks, spells for compressed cabinets, seemingly endless cooking supplies. if it wasnt for everything else you'd assume this was a kitchen in the city.
>she invites you to make yourself at home while she prepares a meal for you, claims it as basic hospitality.
>looking around you notice that everything in the house was planned for two people, but there's no sign of another that lives here.
>instantly become very concerned, but still decide to play along.
>she says that the meal is ready... and holy shit is it proof of her figure.
>you've been around the world, eaten meals made by gods of cooking. and nothing has tasted as good as this.
>she sees your pure bliss and is smiling from ear to ear. you dont see a hint of malice in her expression
>you finish the meal and thank her.
>she goes to say something, but then becomes sad.
>"you... should probably leave"
>huh?
>"i-i mean, its not like id be able to satisfy you. im just a fat fox tending to a dying shrine. you should go visit a more popular shrine with thinner ladies"
>ask her what she means.
>she explains that her family has tended to this shrine since the pre-MG era, and now its her turn. but over the last few generations traffic has slowed down due to the establishment of eros shrines in the region.
>you also notice her tail, she only has one. and she doesnt look to be old either.
>"s-so yeah. you dont want to stay here. b-but the visit was nice..."
>her ears are folded back and she's fully ready for you to just get up and leave...
>you also dont feel anything keeping you, no spells, tricks, or mana bonds. the only thing is her sad expression.
well anon, will you make this lonely gluttonous fox the happiest gal around?

do this
>Sudden embrace from behind
>Cover her eyes and say "who am I?"
>Poke her cheek, when she turns her face
>Tickle
>Surprise attack kiss

im not a chicken nugget stop staring at me like that you fatass

IDEA: Polydactyl succs. Sick of women with just 20 fingers and toes? Go BEYOND with women who have as many as 7 or even 8 fingers on each hand, and just as many toes!

That girl's gonna be able to count to 14 for you without taking off her shoes. SO HOT.

>>46653474
ms tentacle seems more purpose built for that

Cats can't be evil, right?

>>46653600
cats are very evil

Cats are cute, and I want to hug them! It can't raise my TOM stat that much, right?

>>46653600
If KC adds the Kasha we can have some naugthy cats in the future

>>46653458
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you

>>46653273
Do I get my pick of horsepussy or is it a vanilla centaur? If so, one nightmare, please. If not, I guess the soldier beetle. Not my favorite, but I can handle kuu and I won't have to live inside of her.

I will use my superior intellect to trick a Mindflayer into brainwashing herself into believing she's my wife.
I see now way this plan can fail.

>>46653316
>guild matching service pairs me, a great and powerful wizard with my idiotic hellhound barbarian rival that I've had to save numerous times
>she says that she has saved me just as many times so that makes us even (I could have escaped that trap just fine for the record)
>just smirks and says "Whatever you say" when I inform her that I'm the party leader and she has to listen to me
I'm going to make sure this dumb mutt understands who's in charge here. I'll tell her just what a savage she is and remind her that I can bend the fabric of reality. That should set her straight.

Men really need to rise up and put these monsters back in their place(the kitchen)

goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because its spring doesn't mean you don't need yeti cuddles.
Because good lord, I don't want to go back to 30 degrees.

>>46653600
Cats are good pets

>>46653778
The kitchen is my place

Every time she makes food everything is too hot or too weird with eyeballs and tentacles and shit

One time she bought camel. Fucking camel!

>>46653755
Legend has it there's a collar with a binding curse that makes the wearer obey their party leader. Find it and trick her into wearing it

>Anon (A great and powerful wizard) is truly untouchable by mere monsters (He will lose instantly to a low level catgirl rogue who snuck up on him)

>>46653793
Doubt

cow

>>46652617
I require more meaty hags, something like this https://files.catbox.moe/20xswi.jpg
Then I'll be your number one athlete

>>46653811
Cute!

>>46653793
he's ambushed by a giant slug who moves so slowly his protective wards can't detect her

>>46653793
>Didn't get captured by a magic cat years ago

oh

>>46653811

>>46653811
This cow is dangerous. You can tell by her haircut

>>46653792
>bend over for a second
>why?
>just do it
>but why
>you have something on your face.
>what do you have behind your back?
>nothing
>is it a present for me?
>no. bend over.
>let me see
>hey! let go you animal!
>it really is a present for me! let's see how it fits my favorite human~

>>46653832
Chesh did good this Mino won a boyfriend thanks to her advices

>>46653793
Nuh uh. I locked the door to my room at the inn. No way one of those flea-bitten tramps is getting in here.

>>46653852
since he is the party leader he must obey himself which translates to he cant deny his own feelings for her anymore, he can no longer lie.

>>46653811
I will be sure to use every part of her for my pleasure as the natives would want.

>>46653811
I'm going to get too close to her to take pictures on my vacation to Yellowstone.

gote

>>46653840
Nonono, you gotta do better than that in the tricking department. Scout a dungeon first alone, then explore it with her, and while exploring she'll find a treasure chest(that you planted during scouting) with a collar, and you'll identify it to grant +10 Str., she'll be compelled to put it on all on her own (buffs are good, and she wasn't using that slot anyway) and once she does, she's all yours.
Or you could try putting it on her when she's asleep. That never backfires.

>This is the future monsters want

>>46653924
>tries to put it on her while she sleeps
>collar gets caught on her neck mofu
>hellhound wakes up and asks what you're doing

>>46653969
me too

How would demons feel about ambitionless men who aren't led around by their dick?

>>46654019
uoh

>>46652780
Made me laugh, thanks.

>>46653786
>to 30 degrees
of what?

>>46653969>>46653990
Same

>>46654058
Of separation

>>46654066
kot daughters...

>>46654077
Imagine...

>>46654092
imagine unlimited headpats for kots....

>>46652798
Paladin alp? PALPadin?
Anyway needs to be analed doggystyle, as a practical joke

>>46654103
>Wizardanon has the powers of the cosmos at his fingertips
>uses it to bother his daughters by giving them headpats when they least expect it
>And also reheating the leftovers without having to use a microwave

>>46654110
Plapadin

>>46654019
Eh, a lifetime of new graphics cards is even easier to offer than a lifetime of love, happiness, and empty balls not that she won't give him those anyway. And since he's not using that soul...

>>46654124
>anon is an archwizard
>makes portals to pet his daughters
>everyone wonders who his wife is
>she is just some lazy cat that is doted on by anon

>>46654137
plap the din
make her flustered

dog

>>46653832
>Mino knowing how to type
Highly unrealistic.

>>46654103
I do anon, I do

>>46654110
>analed doggystyle
Would she go in denial about it feeling good, like alps tend to do, or just use mental gymnastics to justify it as good and nice?

>>46654175
>"A noble effort, but unfortunately for you, paladins can't be--yeep!"

Mandatory Raging mushrooms for men married to large dominant monsters, these men need to feel the sensation of being the dominant one in the relationship!

>>46654284
As usual, alpadin-chan got too cocky for her own good and forgot that fighters are vulnerable to sneak attacks from behind.

Here's a bit of information that would terrify an art fairy, phantom and or any monster girl who's an artist and illustrator:

There are artists out there in the internet and social media who who are sfw most of the time, have a completely and genuinely sfw vanilla non-porn series or webcomic featuring their OCs. But! They not only do draw porn or nsfw occasionally and have NSFW accounts. They also draw non-canon and not-so-vanilla NSFW scenarios of their OCs, even OCs of theirs who have actual canon relationships in their ongoing series/webcomics. I mean yeah, the artists themselves who do this do admit the occasional NSFW they do of their OCs from their series/webcomic is absolutely not canon in their ongoing stories/series/webcomics. And artists do this simply for lusty horny posting and also to share lewds amongst their fellow artists and mutuals as they also lewd and make NSFW of each other's OCs, all of which are absolutely not canon in their own respective stories and series. And from the artists Im following, they are genuine and mean it when they say the nsfw they do of their own OCs from their series, stories or webcomics. Is absolutely not canon and separate from their ongoing stories, series and webcomics.

But I believe this type of logic and reasoning does not sit well with MGE Leanan Sidhe, Phantom writers or any monster girl who's an artist. They'd be horrified and confused why artists do this to their characters, series and why other artists also do such things to each other's OCs. ESPECIALLY when these artists do (non-canon) NTR and other non-vanilla nsfw scenarios of their OCs may be in relationships in their proper canon of the series of webcomics they belong to. Monster girl artists likely would not accept this or just be utterly confused. Worst case, monster girl artists might report these things and behavior done by said artists to mamono realm authorities or worse, to Church of Eros authorities. For the act and crime of wrong think and possible advocacy and defending NTR, cheating, infidelity and other unwholesome acts that go against love and romance.

This also goes in the same realm of mamono realm authorities outlawing, criminalizing and illegalizing NTR, cheating and non-vanilla infidelity porn and lewds. Artists living in monster girl territories, demon realm's and the Royal Makai especially. Are forbidden in subjecting their OCs and stories through any form or elements of cheating, NTR, or any form of infidelity that goes against promoting love and romance. Such crimes may result in said artists having to delete their social media, online presence or must publicly admit and apologize for what they have done.

Your wife is literaly an farm animal

>>46654369
good...

>>46654351
>NTR NTR NTR NTR NTR NTR NTR
yeah no, you have to go back

>>46654284
>"I am NOT losing to cock, I'm getting down on my knees because it's prayer time, I'm NOT pulling your pants down, my hands simply slipped, I'm NOT going to suck you offmhpmh"
Alp denial and paladin denial is one hell of a combo

>>46654289
Meh, don't force things on people. I will take the raging shrooms but I don't want to force it on femdomfags

>>46654377
Now hold on! I think there can be some discussion regarding at what type of porn and fictional lewds mamono are willing to tolerate. Plus it's true, I've seen it from other artists I also follow. They do make porn of their OCs and their mutuals (basically online friends) too, and some of the porn they make of each other's OCs can be very not lovely and unwholesome. But basically all for fun and shits and giggles over the absurd scenarios they subject their characters to.

>>46654351
Thus brings up the question: what porn and rule 34 can monsters and demon realms ever tolerate or allow to exist? Obviously NTR and cheating is out of the question. But what other porn and it's genres are allowed and legal and not allowed and are criminalized other than the obvious genres and subgenres? Would rule 34 as a concept and meta undergo radical changes, laws and reforms once monster girls take over? Are artists who live outside of monster territory and demon realms safe from whatever anti-ntr laws and rules? If people in MGE want to read up those NTR and cheating doujins just for a quick fap or whatever, they at the very least better stay outside of monster girl jurisdiction? Is no place in the world safe for NTR porn or any nsfw artists who specialize in other non-vanilla nsfw because Eros' vision and sight is all-seeing. Eros, or any Eros monster can detect a whiff of non-vanilla, non-romantic, unsexy rape and non-lovely degeneracy?

And what are the appropriate punishments for such lewds and nsfw to be sanctioned by demon realm law and by the Church of Eros?

Help my automaton is going yandere and is going to destroy my perfectly categorized and curated porn collection what should I do?

Looks like WHF-kun's new shitposting move is too obvious samefagging

>>46654491
>samefagging
it's not samefagging if he's just monologuing

>>46653792
>that makes the wearer obey their party leader
>tfw she just becomes even more stubborn

>Tom

>>46654488
Tell her it's all fictional! Tell her all that raunchy non-vanilla porn with the dreaded three letter word is purely fictional and does not affect real life nor your real actual relationship with her! It's all silly fiction that isn't real and should not be taken seriously, it's just porn!

>>46654467
It's an hard question but this is not the place to discuss it anon. The answer is most likely forbidden and mark you as unlovable like murder and other bad things.

>>46654488
Let her recreate your collection with only her in the pictures.

>>46654502
you'll come a waltzing matilda with me
where the jolly jumback you got in your tumber back
you will come waltzing matilda with me

I like alps.

Cheshires are all prank and no bite. They have to constantly try to get you to rape them because the truth is, they can't rape you themselves. That's right, Cheshires can't rape! They can't do the one thing that any Monster should be able to do, and when you remind them of this simple fact, they break down, they lose it. They can't handle the truth. The truth that Cheshires are so pathetic, they have to practically beg you to rape them just so they get laid, cause they couldn't otherwise. NO Cheshire could rape me. It's impossible.

>>46654573
>t. Coping anon not wanting to admit he got seduced by a kot

>>46654603
t. coping Cheshire not wanting to admit she has to resort to underhanded tactics because of how hard she sucks

>>46654573
Half true, she can rape you but she won't if you don't like it. Chesh are good girls

>>46654573
`
set_anon_level 0
set_chesh_level 1000
add_cond 69
add_debuff anon purring -1

Just saw a danuki herding red holstaurs into a temple. Not sure what all that is about...

>>46654677
Had to

>automaton jacking herself into your PC, phone, tv, consoles, and every other computer device you have
>each time you use them, she gains pleasure
>at a certain point, the pleasure causes her to desire the real deal: you in bed

>Salamander used high kick!
>Anon used low roll!
>Anon dodged under Salamanders high kick!
>Anon used low roll!
>Salamander used sit and rest!
>Anon was caught accidentally under salamanders recovery move!
>It’s an OHKO!

>>46654794
OHKO?

>>46654806
One hebi kiss only

>>46654806
One-hit knock-out, de gozaru

>>46654813
Thank you, smart cow

>>46654813
I want to grab this cow by the horns and kiss her. Just so she stops being such a smartass know-it-all.

>>46654813
>Book
what is in the the "Book" book?

>>46654917
In it are contained the unfinished, hand-written manuscript pages of the great work Haku-sensei has been wanting to write since the days of her youth. It's part encyclopedia, part steamy smut.

>>46653207
>Who lives there?
at least one slightly spooky shog

>>46653207
>sneak into a spoopy mansion in the hopes of stealing precious items
>it's just some dork Wight dancing to Kate Bush

what monster would be good for a "soul food" resturant?

imagine going tomb raiding and stumbling across the pharaoh bathing

>be writer
>print out draft for story
>go to sleep
>wake up to find comment written on it
ghost writers, I swear

>>46655060
Now the paper is all sticky with ectoplasm

>>46655082
I will not have the unded pull a table-kun on my work!

>>46654542
all cheshires are australian in my headcanon. It only makes sense given their shitposting abilities.

>>46655043
Whatever monster you can see with a middle aged southern black woman's voice.
my vote goes to high orc or troll

>>46655112
I feel like it's kind of obvious.

Racist self hating hellhound gf

>>46655106
I like your headcanons are the only funny and nice anglos

Tired of chesh shoving her butt in my face, it's very rude. :(

>>46655211
Aussies are the only*
Also they have the best snakes

all this Aussie talk reminds me of that one anon who is forever cursed to be in the MGE equivalent of Australia because he whined too much

>>46655250
The frog?

>>46655252
nah some aussie that couldn't handle the banter
>>/jp/thread/38688303#p38701461

>>46655254
Kek, I see

>>46655183
Black Israelite, racial supremacist, hellhound waif

Hellhounds were real pharaohs and shit

>>46653786
>it drops to 30F in spring
>Yeti has her face pressed against your window as you pile on blankets

>>46655300
just wait till the 5 week heat wave that'll hit in the summer (up from 4 weeks last year)

>>46655183
>>46655265
>>46655288
I have a primal need

Miss automaton having to pretend to be skibidi toilet to appease your gen alpha daughter

>Be you
>A grown ass man
>Play Minecraft
>See a town built by true loli pharaoh and her loyal followers
>Grief it to Hell and back
>???
>Profit

>"There is nothing you can say or do that will make me be your husband."
Me to Titania.

>>46654146
What's she gonna do with my soul? Trade it on the soul exchange, then buy back when the price lowers, thus making a profit? Oh no, I won't allow a demon to short-sell my soul! Never!

>>46655516
And that's how anon disappeared and was never seen again.

Cum in little undead girls

Me and anubis going to the lego factory for her birthday! (she's so excited)

>>46655875
Tell me something new.

>be me
>average guy
>except I'm really paranoid of the supernatural so naturally a Demon decided I was prime prey for her
>refuse to sign her contract and give into her at all turns, violently and aggressively rebuke her every time I see her, only for her to fade into mist giggling at my attempts
>know she'll just come back though
>but fuck giving into her, she's a fucking DEMON, an actual DEMON
>don't care how pretty she is, a Demon is a Demon, she is pure fucking evil in physical, spiritual form
>deeply distrust and fear Demons so I will never fucking give my soul to one
>she keeps telling me I will eventually and agree to become her husband
>yeah, fat chance
>I'm a human, I will stay pure to humanity and marry another human
>no fucking Demon is going to stop that
>she takes it like a challenge and wishes me good luck, tells me that human women are the real Demons that I actually fear and that I'll find out the hard way
>says she'll leave me alone forever if I succeed and prove her wrong
>ever since then I've been matchmaking using apps, talking to women around where I live
>every attempt always goes horrible or wrong
>no matter how far you get on their good side, keep turning me down when I ask them out
>even the ones that do accept just drop me or tell me they don't think it's working out
>they gossip behind my back and make me out to be like some kind of creep even though I've long forgotten their names and faces
>women just look at me like I'm a pig
>months go by of this
>every time I'm met with failure, SHE's there
>that fucking Demon
>laughing, telling me "Told you so~"
>every single time
>every single fucking time without fail
>she's always right, always the one getting the last laugh
>it's driving me insane
>it's not right, she's a literal fucking DEMON of hell itself and I'm a human, I'm a pure, innocent fucking creature that never did wrong by anyone
>so why is she winning?!
>why the fuck is she the one who's always right, and I'm the one who keeps looking like a fool?
>it's tearing me and my beliefs apart, it shouldn't be the way things go, where are the fucking Angels to protect me or whatever?!
>she is fucking EVIL itself and I'm not, so why am I losing?!
>it must be fucking Demon magic or something, she's clearly rigging the consequences or sabotaging things, right?!
>nope
>I always know where she's at, just floating there in the corner of my eye sometimes, doing nothing
>I keep losing and it's natural, it's fair
>it's fucking real
>"Told you so~"
>"Pick up that phone, cause I caaaallled it~"
>"Why go through so much trouble, cute stuff?"
>after 54 failed attempts to court a human woman....
>.....finally give up
>just sitting on my couch looking at the ceiling blankly when she shows up beside me wrapping her hands around my shoulders
>gently nudges her contract into my arms
>so starved of affection, of anything...
>I sign that fucking contract already
>Demon smiles, not smugly, but warmly, and gives me a hug, tells me she'll treat me right and gives me the most paralyzing kiss of my life
>she's so gentle, it must be a trick, there's no way a creature that's supposed to be evil like her should be this good to me
>but no, she really is good, and just wants to be happy with a happy husband
>and she looks so, so much better than any of the human women did, any of them
>can't let go of my Demon wife now
Fucking Demons.... they always win in the end! This can't be possible...

what happens to the guy that the claustro and pyrow duo mange to pull into the karaoke booth with them?

mgs most likely to have twin braids and glasses when they were younger?

>>46654351
>>46654467

>art faerie confronts a fellow artist (human boy) when she finds out he and other fellow artists and online mutuals have been doing non-vanilla and other hardcore not wholesome porn and even NTR of their own OCs
>even though the artist being confronted (including his other fellow artists) are normally vanilla and sfw and their OCs and stories are canonically not-porn and are sfw
>"WHY!? Why would you and your online friends do this!? You're a safe for work artist! And your characters, setting and story is purely vanilla! Why would you do this to your own characters!? Why do your mutuals and other online art friends entertain... NTR!?!? You and your mutuals made porn of your certain female characters engaging in infidelity even though she has a boyfriend in your web series!"
>"Its fine!" The artist boy insists. "It helps to have a healthy outlook on enjoying lewds, and keeping silly fantasies strictly separate from reality, or in this case, from canon. It's a completely natural, human thing to enjoy lewds, or picturing that kind of scenarios with your OCs. There's nothing wrong in having a bit of fun in your head, or even putting it down on paper. It's normal, it's healthy to let it out."
>the leanen shide stays silent for a minute processing, then speaks again "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!? By Lilith's flowing hair! BY Eros' pink lightnings!!! Have you and possibly your friends been harboring such awful toxic thinking this WHOLE ENTIRE TIME!?!?! I think it's about time I help find YOU and even your friends some monsters to help you-"
>The art boy interjects "Look! The key is distance. An ability to understand that these have nothing to do with reality. Just like IRL you can fantasize about some particular person (stranger, friend, whoever) and it doesn't AT ALL mean you'll be going after them in any way, or ever be anything but 100% respectful towards them."
>the leanen shide stays silent, but clearly still listening to her male artist friend.
>"The exact same applies to our imaginary universe and characters. Their 'reality' , a.k.a. canon, is one thing. It's there, it's solid, it's cast in stone. Lewds are akin to just enjoying your dirty imagination for a little bit. It's all it is. It's a dirty fantasy, and has no place in nor impact on the canon, your character's established reality. So its fine, I'm not harboring or advocating for any wrong think or even trying to justify or defend NTR or- WHATEVER. It's fine! Me and my online art friends and mutuals have self control and can separate fiction from reality. Besides! Our characters aren't real, and I and my friends make it clear that any lewds and porn of our OCs, even the raunchy hardcore ones with the dreaded Three Letter Word. Is absolutely NOT CANON to any of our ongoing stories and characters and their relationships. Its okay, trust me."
>The leanan shide stares, but just nods to the boy. "Okay, understood... Thanks for clarifying, anon. Excuse, I actually got errands to run. Thanks for having me over by the way!"
>the leanen shide seemingly flies away in a positive note, even managing to close anon's door in a hurry
>anon himself is relieved and decides to sit back and relax after what he might've thought was going to be a fierce argument, everything's gonna be fine
>or so he thought as no less than an hour and a half, anon turns on his computer to start working on some drawings and maybe continue up on his ongoing web series
>then suddenly, *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* -loud banging or knocking is heard from anon's door
>anon, being shocked at the sudden banging in his door, he is too shocked to immediately react but then-
>*BASH* *BASH* *CRASH!!!* A monster girl SWAT team kicks down anon's door, the SWAT team consisting of dog girls and at least one lizard woman and one lone human male- or incubus, in a more humble suit and necktie who is likely the investigator or detective
>"POLICE!!! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR NOW!!!" The various monster girl SWAT members yell out loud as the incubus investigator calmly walks to the anon with a hand on his handgun holster, but then notices anon's computer is still on and running
>"Entry team, detain the suspect. Put him back in his seat before cuffing him up, I might have some impromptu interrogating I might do..." He looks at the anon. "Good thing you're computer's on and unlocked, I got some things to look into. And DO NOT protest, son. You are suspected of subversive thinking."
>The monster girl city detective looks down onto anon's computer and starts browsing his files. Before the anon would even protest or say anything, one of the mamono SWAT force him back on his chair, others pointing their demon silver guns at him and the lizardman SWAT officer raiding his fridge for his opened and unopened soda bottles

>>46656147
Lich

>Ghost girl neighbor keeps screaming at different hours of the day
>"I'm so so sorry, I just get that way when I play horror games. I'll try to be quieter."
>Ask what she's been playing
>Luigi's Mansion

>>46656167
>After nearly an hour and half, the incubus investigator nods to himself "Yep, just like the rest of 'em. Hmph, so called artists." the incubus investigator quietly says to himself as he then walks to anon and says to him; “So the concerned citizen’s report has been confirmed. You sir, are guilty of subversive thought. According to the concerned citizen report, you have been making-” The incubus investigator pulls out his notes. “According to the report, you have been, ‘Making out-of-character Netorare and cheating porn of your original characters. Even though the original characters of yours are of a generally safe-for-work, non-pornographic story and on-going webcomic and said characters have canon relationships, yet you made netorare and general infidelity porn and such un-romantic scenarios and situations of said characters.’” The incubus investigator puts away his notes in his pockets. “Thus sir, YOU are guilty of subversive thinking- even worse. You are guilty of promoting, advocating for and or justifying the forbidden Three-Letter-Word. Given the severity of your charges, you will be faced in a court of justice AND The Church of Eros. You will NOT be having a lawyer, a legal team or even a public defender given the severity of your crime. As per Monster Girl Metropolitan and Demon Realms Law.”
>finally after so long the anon finally speaks up “IS THIS WHAT I’M BEING ARRESTED FOR!? I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING ILLEGAL! DID MY LEANEN SHIDE FRIEND TELL YOU ABOUT OUR DISAGREEMENT!? I TOLD HER THAT THING ARTISTS SUCH AS MYSELF DO IS HARMLESS NON-CANON FUN THAT IS COMPLETELY NOT CANON TO OUR STORIES! ITS JUST SILLY FUN-”
>“I know what you and that leanen shide friend of your’s were talking about. And save that reasoning to the Court and representatives from The Church of Eros! You and your other fellow artists and online mutuals should have already known that Netorare, cheating or any genre that disrespectfully subverts and goes against love, romance and the Demon Lord’s vision and plans for love between humans and monsters IS AGAINST THE LAW! You are not the only individual guilty for something like this. You’d be surprised just how many other individuals and ‘artists’ have been charged for the very similar thing you have done. Like I said, you’ll have your court trial, then you’ll be facing The Church of Eros to confess your crimes, and the jury and Eros Church representatives will decide your suitable punishment. And then, you’ll be assigned a mandatory monster girl wife to help finally give some love-correction to you and apply that rotten mind of yours with demon mana! Take him away girls.”
>thus the anon gets carried off by the monster girl SWAT.

Is that what would likely happen? Given, the no-NTR under any circumstances rule MGE has.

>>46654351
>>46654467
>>46656167
>>46656180
Take your cuckfetish somewhere else.

>>46656167
>>46656180
So you're telling me Monstergirl City IS a dystopia? Understood, now I'm gonna join the (Order-backed) resistance movement to overthrow the MGC government! And yes! I shall also advocate for the existence of NTR doujins to spite the MGC dictatorship and also for the sake of freedom of speech and artistic expression freedom!!!

Viva la Revolucion!!!

large mgs make my pp hard

>"Some may call this junk. Me, I call them treasures."

>>46655314
Make sure your local Yetis have AC and plenty of ice for the coming months, there’s nothing worse than a sweaty Yeti

>>46656617
>Puts bucket on her head and take all the free loot because she can't see

>>46656617
wide face tanuki

I bet mamono sporting events are next level.

Noone would want apophis or hebi
Regular Lamia doess all the things they do without their mental illnesses

>>46656840
>Noone

>>46656840
Too hard to find Japanese albino miko lamias without the blue fire power.

>>46656940
Shiny hunt regular Lamia then

>>46656840
Wrong.
Lamia can't SNILF like apophis can

Good ending

>>46652023
What will you do when some of the alps inevitably post a squirt tribute to your dick pic?