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>>46644157
Sorry ojou sama, but I'm the wrong kind of anon for that sort of thing. How about we have some tea and discuss proper loving relationships instead?

I forgot my credit card number mistress

I don't care about lewd stuff anymore, I just want a constructive relationship

>>46644198
I like to think that she'd get overzealous and rush into something like this when a potential relationship is still in a fragile stage, and then she'd have no idea how to react when he tells her that he's not actually into that stuff

>>46644275
"It was all Sakuya's idea!"

>>46644157
Can't we just have missionary sex for the purpose of reproduction?

>>46644157
Does this mean I am a paid employee now?

>>46644198
>>46644227
I never cared for Remi until a few weeks ago where I had a dream I was her husband which left me fucked up. So yeah, I'd like that too.

not MY mistress

>>46644157
I'm at a point where I'll gladly accept any form of human contact.
I hope she'll give me a kiss or a hug after she's done doing whatever she wants with me.

I'll get around to changing you right away, my Mistress! Though please might I keep your freshly filled Pichuuns for my own lowly uses?

>>46645533
changing the diaper, of course.

>>46645533
i hope you get fucking killed

>>46644275
Yeah, I think the shoe fits. Who knows how many other nobles, vampires, and noble vampires tried to get scarlet devil cunny only to be denied or outright murdered notably when they mention wanting her sister.
She probably got used to the idea of nobles being wild fetishists, so felt she would do these things herself when the time came and was truely flabergasted when she finds an anon she likes to bring the prospect of not having to do that kind of stuff.

>>46645533
While it's true that the mistress does often get a case of the leaky bum she's very embarrassed about it so please don't tell anyone!

>>46644157
Why are Remi threads so bad?

>>46644157
I didn't vote for her

>>46644275
I always imagine her taking rejection very poorly because she would not have been able to even fathom the possibility of rejection.

>>46647063
>Who knows how many other nobles, vampires, and noble vampires tried to get scarlet devil cunny only to be denied or outright murdered notably when they mention wanting her sister.
I assume you mean Remilia is protecting her sister.
But at first I got the idea of Remilia getting pissed that someone would rather be with Flandre than her.

>>46649211
>I assume you mean Remilia is protecting her sister.
Lol yeah, I worded that a little strange.