/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I think that image is pretty self-explanatory.

>>4661384

It matters how it is prepared. It can taste like gravy or it can be really spicy and flavorful.

That's quite an impressive shit.

Did they really have to spray it on the tablecloth?

>>4661493

It's not like you can control where diarrhea is going to go.

CurryButt would like this thread.

Japan Curry is sweet, it hardly counts as curry. I don't really like it a lot.

Spicy salsbury gravy with veggies and shit

This image goes with my currypasta too well.

>>4661617
Thank you very much, anonymous. Now I will never be able to experiment curry.

>>4663560
I am eating...I am eating...curry. Om nom nom, fresh, straight from the cook. It's piping hot and the steam from it burns my eyes a little, the smell is strong, and the flavor intense. "Oh Ciel, please give me some more, i'm still hungry!". I don't think i've ever come across curry as rich as this before, the flavor takes over all my senses. I can't take it anymore, I want more of this spicy deliciousness. I find the place it's coming from, its a hole, and I notice Ciel is looking the other way. The hole isn't big enough for me to use the spoon, but around it is soft tissue. I pull it open and decide to just use my tongue to scoop out the curry. I notice another area near the curry hole, dripping with something, so I taste it. The flavor is that of salty milk and coins, I quickly return to the curry to remove the taste. While eating the curry, I hear a gurgling noise...suddenly a hot gust of air billows out of the hole and the curry begins flowing at an amazing pace. The smell, the taste, the heat, it all comes pouring out of the hole with such force...soon it's all over my face and the floor, I'm slathered in it, enjoying it, loving it. I begin lapping it off the floor. My hands are covered in it, i begin rubbing it into myself. The heat is so intense that it begins to make my penis erect...as the curry pours out, I get closer and closer to orgasm. In the background I can hear Ciel moaning in discomfort.

Making Curry must be hard work.

>>4663560
You now realize that's not supposed to imitate a slipper.

I this diarrhea

>>4663619
No, it's liquid chocolate. God damn you, anon, can you stop?

>>4663560

Well considering it's shaped like a toilet I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that's actually shit in the OP.

>jp/animu curry
...yeah, NO.
Dammit, my stomach was already upset.

>>4663649

..Sadly I'm fine with this, mainly because I love eating rice on its own.

>>4663629
It looks like slippers

Ask /ck/

>>4663666

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan#Squat_toilet

I can never eat a Japanese Curry now, thanks to this thread. Fucking assholes.

Go Go Curry Brings Japan’s Authentic Comfort Food to NYC
http://www.wired.com/underwire/2008/04/go-go-curry-bri/

>>4663730
> Japan’s Authentic Comfort Food

>>4663679

But it's delicious.

Curry is the most popular food in Japan.

>>4663813
Shes some crazy shit alien that can alter reality, so that probably is her actually shitting curry.

>>4661384
Korean loves feces.

>>4661384
Why Korean loves feces topic?

CURRYBUTT ARE YOU THERE?

>>4663910
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO BE

>>4663813
Oh sweet christ.

>>4663923
Doesn't it make you so hungry for some curry

>>4663923

>>4663932
What?

>>4663916
Answer this:

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/S4426499

>>4663937
>I thought CurryButt had a girlfriend.

>You mean her never fucked her? What a pussy.

>Evidently not anymore, since he no longer puts ZAWA x 3 in the e-mail field.

Is this all true?

>>4663935
PUH PUH PUHBIYUH

>>4663945
Ok, this is what happened, /jp/:

My parents were out with friends, and they were gonna be back any minute
Heres some background:

I met this girl like 3 years ago or some shit, and so yeah, whatever I meet this girl, her name is ZAWA, and we went out for a while. We had a lot we liked to do together.


She said:"No, no I can't it's not right" but I told her " Don't worry I what I'm doing, plus I'll give you two n64 games if you say yes."

So I gave her Donkey Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr. Baseball, and then she goes to my room. She's abit confused and scared.

Then I think to myself "I need lube, right? I heard some guys saying you have to lube up or else it might not fit properly...

So I have no lube, but I really want to lose my virginity. I grab some butter from the fridge, but it's cold, it won't melt, so I microwaved it for like 5 minutes and I put in a glass and poured it on her cooter, and now she's saying I burned it.

I didn't know what to do, my parents were going to be back any minute and she was in the bathroom crying. So I decided to just give her another N64 game and break up with her.

>>4663960
The final game was Pokemon Snap by the way.

>>4663960
>giving up video games for sex

you are dead to me

>>4663960
ಠ_ಠ

>>4663972
Don't worry, I had two copies of them anyway and the ones I gave her didn't work anymore.

>>4663960

>>4663960
ZAWA? The guy from /jp/ paint chats? HE IS YOUR WAIFU?

>>4663960
This is so old I'm now depressed at the realization, I'm old as well ;_:

>>4663983
SHE and WAS. I lied about them all being doubles, when I gave her pokemon snap I had just grabbed it without thinking and only had one copy. Why do you have to remind me of this? Now I can never throw things at Charmander ever again.

>>4663960

Obviously fake, as there is no Donkey Kong Racing.

>>4663983
Also if you're a.a. or anyone else I talked to on a normal basis there find me somewhere so we can be bros.

>>4663960
I have no idea what i just read

>>4663999
Why can't I be bros with you?

>>4663992
Why did you get divorced? Did you get tired of her or did she get tired of you?

>>4664010
You can be too.

>>4664003
My life story.

>>4664013
>I didn't know what to do, my parents were going to be back any minute and she was in the bathroom crying. So I decided to just give her another N64 game and break up with her.

>>4663999
Where the fuck are you? How come you don't go to paint chats anymore? Do you even know about cow's paint chat? a.a. is always alone there waiting for you.

>>4664023
I don't know about "cow's pchat" as far as I recall. But maybe it was just one of the ones we usually went to and I didn't know it was referred to as that, so I'll try to check up on those from now on. Sorry drawfags.

>>4664031
Search the archive for "otso"

How the fuck can you people not recognize that copypasta?

I wish I could pchat with /jp/

>>4664013
For a real answer, she was shit in a whoooole lotta ways and did some really fucking shitty things to me and our relationship - and I got tired of it after over 2 years of trying my best to make things work with how she was and continually forgiving her. That's what I get for always going out with normalfag girls I guess, it's not like I don't know what filthy things they are on the inside, I just pretend 'this one isn't like that!' when its convenient for me I guess.

>>4664046
Okay.

http://otso.ath.cx:18000/index.html

Assuming the url is still the same from when I lurked.

>>4664067
Yeah I found it and I'll leave it open so I wont forget when I wake up about it ಠ3ಠ

>>4664067
Did you have to post that?

>>4664067
also this
>>4664070

it'd be best to just delete it, thanks though for helping

>>4664070

Telling someone to search for it via the archive is effectively the same thing.

>>4664084
yeah but for some reason people don't notice it as much, don't ask me why.

>>4664089

You think it'll get much attention in a scat/tripfag thread?

>>4664102
And at this time too. I guess not, lol.

>>4664058
>and I got tired of it after over 2 years of trying my best to make things work with how she was and continually forgiving her.
>it's not like I don't know what filthy things they are on the inside, I just pretend 'this one isn't like that!' when its convenient for me I guess.

You basically just described my situation, even the number of years. I might be following you soon.

>>4664120
You should, it's not worth it. In my case she wasn't only doing that stuff, she treated me pretty badly too, if its the same then definitely just get out of it. But either way what was there when it started is gone now and won't come back.

>>4663960
Calling those 2 games is an insult to Donkey Kong

>microwaved it for like 5 minutes
Butter explodes after a few seconds. Did you scrape it off the walls?