/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46620462
Based Psyme.

defeat haughty dragons by reminding them that their father is also a mere ape

>pharaoh has you tied up in her chambers and slowly breaks you with her voice

>tfw when Dragonian border patrol finds your dragon tail pics album

>>46620487
>Apophis breaks in and saves you from pharaoh's tyranny
>Pharaoh is now your slave
>Apophis is your wife

Hellhounds suck at sports. Especially basketball

Have you considered giving yourself to demon?

>>46620497
>Apophis has you tied up in her chambers and slowly breaks you with her venom

The Chief God has successfully spliced Holstaur and Angel DNA together up in her Heaven and created her greatest weapon against the Mamono yet, the Holy Cows. They will given distributed to the most faithful. Men will never pay attention to filthy demons and monsters again.

I am the king!
My blood line stretches back for generations, an unbroken line of pure human blooded male kings!
I sure do love having an uncorrupted blood line!

Come on, don't give up. So what if you're a bunny instead of a mintaur? That never stopped me from getting swole!

>>46620580
>oops all sheep

>>46620632
>"I'm sick of your bleating."
>"That was a baaaad decision friend."

>>46620340
Lame and safe edgy. You wanna be a real annoying tourist to avoid being taken by Zipangese mamono or assert dominance? Be like Johnny Somali or that one white trash YouTuber who decided to do petty crimes and board specific trains in Japan.

Then! We can talk.

>>46620719
Many small transgressions will piss a fox off faster than one big transgression.

>>46620502
They excel at monster sports though, if you know what I mean

I love monsters

It takes one wurmling to know you need two.
But two wurmlings... to know you need three.

>>46620504
I will sign up for the Demon wife closed beta.

Hey, Anon!
Lightning resistance check.
Zap

>>46620825
>zaps cock

>>46620760
All monsters are good at gaping and cumflation though, specially hags

>>46620850
How about you gape deez nuts instead

>>46620876
That's probably really painful

>>46620801
go away pedo

Lich teacher sex

>>46620883
Go away feminist

Imagine you're in your 40s, close to your 50s in MGC, past your prime and doing your best to maintain your young looks in the hopes of attracting a pretty Monster but you just don't have any success at all. You're deathly scared that if you look older, or let your age actually show, none of them will like you and take your virginity. But even though you're doing your best to still look like you're in your 30s, you just find no success.

Then suddenly this old geezer comes down the street ahead of you. He's in his fucking 70s and has a sharp white santa beard and silver hair. He's built like a fucking 80s body builder and exhumes ultra chad energy. He's being followed by his gaggle of wives, a Bicorn, a Jubjub, a Holst, a Bapho loli, a Fox Hag and a Mindflayer. They're all going moe as hell and losing their mind about how sexy and attractive 'old men' are and he's just melting their hearts talking about how much he loves all his wives. You're just frozen in place when he passes by you. He briefly makes eye contact with you and says "Embrace it." and winks as he walks by.

You have an epiphany and stop fighting your greying hairs and bulk up, start wearing nice clothes appropriate for a geezer like you. Suddenly Monsters can't get enough of you. You walked by a pair of Pyrows down the street and their panties practically almost dropped instantly at the sight of your new old chad looks. This Phoenix starts following you around hugging your arm from the right and this Dark Mage hag holds your hand on the left and says you've got the prettiest white mustache, she giggles because you look like you drank milk. And you will be drinking milk later, that's for sure.

The point is, Monsters adore old men.
Be old and Monsters will love you.

>>46620974
The Geralt method

>>46620504
Yeah actually, I would in a heartbeat if summoning demons wasn't so difficult
Like how the fuck am I supposed to draw a summoning circle? I can draw a summoning squiggle.
How am I supposed to make an offering? I can barely make grilled cheese without burning it.
There needs to be step by step instructions and a wiki for summoning succ butt

>>46620995
I prefer the Heihachi method, but whatever works for you.

Zoomer greenworm that wears broccoli around her neck instead of a cabbage and says shit like "Yo this arugula bussin, frfr no cap" and "That vegan burger sussy, don't @ me"

Harpies are stinky! And that's a good thing.

>>46621003
If you do the Heihachi method though then the Monsters will make you do this as well...
https://youtu.be/sTKJ_AUzc6s?t=33

>>46620997
It's okay anon, it's easy. The first step is to get out and volunteer. Demons love good boys. Second, find a simple recipe that looks tasty and do your best. Alternatively, bake cookies. Keep in mind that it's the thought and honest try that counts. Lastly, place a heart-shaped item under your pillow. Let Eros know you're ready.

This thread (and the world) needs more weasels.

>>46620965
Sexual education in the classroom, obviously showing practical examples
https://files.catbox.moe/qw5nls.webm

GIVE ME HAGS OR GIVE ME DEATH!

>>46621191
no hags here, only svelte & nubile young women in their prime

>>46621191
Fresh out. I've got a shy bunyip that refuses to come out from under the table though.

>>46621227
I am going to arm the fox.

>>46620504
Every day
Has she considered FUCKING EXISTING?

>>46621191
Giving you the first one will make you wish for the second one
https://files.catbox.moe/ntl89w.png

>>46621227
Why do all these young women have so many tails? I thought it took a hundred years to grow each one.

>Sitting in class
>All of a sudden feel wave of pleasure hit me like a tsunami
>Like slut without a gag reflex or the need to breath was sucking me off for 3 hours straight
>Doesn’t stop there
>Can’t even ride out my orgasm in peace as with every second it increases in pleasure and intensity
>It’s like whoever is sucking me off for the whole time as well
>Leave class for the bathroom and the only evidence I can find is my dick still slick with spit
>No cum in my underwear or pants
>Go back to class
>Vampire making blowjob gesture at me while I go to sit
I know she’s behind but I can’t figure out how she’s doing it. What’s her secret?

>>46621259
you mustn't

>>46621296
I will. The shogun will fall before the legions of foxes armed with matchlocks, Zipangu will become a fox-dominated state.
Also I'm gonna pull that pin out of her ear.

>>46620462
MGE RTS War Game where you not only see monster girl and Order units in the battlefield. But hear the voice lines of Monster Girl and Order Commanders, Characters and units.

>"Local Units."
>"All Units."
>"Leader Point earned."
>"Construction complete."
>"Building Upgrade complete."
>"Unit Upgrade complete."
>"Research Point earned."
>"Leader Power ready."
>"Research complete."
>"Our facility is under attack!"
>"Our base is under attack!!!"
>"Our building has been destroyed!!!"

>>46621283
>>46621283
literally only other artist besides Abubu who made a real hag, giving them proper wrinkles and saggy tits. I wanna commission more hags from him but I’m broke

>>46620495
But how? I hid it in C:/Users/Dragonslut69/Desktop/Don't Read/No Seriously/Opening This Is Entrapment/Fap Material, who would look there?! It even says specifically not to look at it! Good thing all of the material there is a joke, haha.

>>46620487
All she had to do was ask. Why are monsters like this?

>>46620504
I unironically will do a summoning ritual once portals are open and I'm confident it's safe.

>>46621365
Hope he's gonna have more inspiration for old women in the future.
https://files.catbox.moe/r9wj0s.jpg

you can't handle an elf with a few grey hairs

>>46621440
I can, but only if all of them are gray and her skin is brown.

>>46621440
Wrong, I refuse to date any elf younger than two thousand years.

>>46621440
imagine the sag on that hag

I APPRECIATE BATS

>>46621026
>Face not even at boob height
It ain't easy being lvl 1, I hope the kid likes tummy

That's Not My MG

>>46621483
i know i do

I wish these damn cats would just speak English when they come to my country

>Oh boy! I'm in Zipangu, can't wait to pay a visit to one of the many Host Clubs!!! Can't wait to be treated and pampered by the hostesses, I wonder if I can even chat bro up with the male hosts too!"

https://youtu.be/WoeeMLCopu8?si=WCJ5_hn4FX3AmRch

You sure you want to? You're likely not going to find real love or romance in a host club. Hell, the dark and toxic realities you find in Japan may be present in Zipangu too.

>>46621493
Miss Cat... This is a gun free zone. Please either put away those guns. O-or surrender your weapons to the police!!!

Guns are bad evil and kill people!

>>46621511
THE PENIS IS EVIL
THE GUN IS GOOD

>>46621526
maybe the real zardoz was the friends we made along the way

I licka da sweaty kot butt cheek

>>46621497
Hola Dónde Están Los Tacos :DDDDD

The anubis is my goddess. My entire life's purpose is to worship the sandwan. My body is her daki, my face is her seat, and my tongue is her sweatrag.

nsfw wip again, another 2 pages of fairy stuff.
https://catbox.moe/c/zql8cn

>>46621582
! !

>>46621582
>Griefing autism dog's pyramids and temples in Minecraft
>Griefing pharaoh's palace in Minecraft
>Griefing apophis' and her lamia servants underground hideout in Minecraft
>Griefing ghoul and mummy tombs in Minecraft
>Becoming public enemy #1, kill on sight, on the server
>Using voice chat and revealing that I'm a man
>Immediately go from public enemy #1 to the king of the server as a bunch of lonely, NEET monsters fawn over me

>>46621593
too fat to fly

Cows with cow envy.

>>46621648
double d is flat chested to cows

>>46621648
Hmmm, yes...
BIGGER

>>46621486

The demon lord's castle is huge, she must be compensating for how CUTE and NOT SCARY her and her daughters are.

>>46621690
She does need a big place if even less than a quarter of her daughters still live with her.

>>46621690
they get most of their money from the gift shop post birth-viewing

>>46621593
Lewd

>>46621690
Better question is are you man enough to go panty raiding in the demon lord's castle?

>>46621593
Now she's gonna get a big belly too.

>>46621731
belly grabs?

>>46621440
That isn't an issue for me.

>sneaking around Pharaoh's pyramid late at night
>wearing all black and a balaclava even though its hot as fuck to pull off the classic burglar look
>suddenly come upon Pharaoh's treasure vault guarded by an Anubis
>her ears twitch in my direction and she draws her sword at me
>"HALT! ALL TRESPASSERS WILL BE PUNISHED TO THE PIT OF SNAKES!"
>drop a lego set I got from the desert kingdom Toys R Us on the floor and she goes to it instantly like a moth to light and busts into it
>enter the vault and pilfer millions in gold in my big duffel sack while autisnubis is playing with fucking blocks
>get away into the night with all my goods and begin my drive back to Orderland, nice and safe across the borders
Why are Anubi so useless and autistic? I'm filthy stinking rich now because they're so dumb and gullible.

>Traveling through a hebi's digestive tract, start to finish

>>46621873
Tried this. It only works on guard anubi. Priestess anubi, they'll clobber you and restrain you before picking up the lego and adding it to her collection.

>>46621873
Return the slaaaab
Or suffer my cuuuuuurse

>>46621869
of

Giving your horc wife a bath! Dressing her up to be a good member of polite society! Going out to a fancy restaurant with your horc wife! Guiding her to the dance floor and having a lovely and romantic evening!

>>46621922
WHAT IS YOUR OFFER!?

Look at that face. Can't help but trust it, am I right?

>>46622104
I only trust one fox in particular

>>46622111
Oh really? Who? Miles "Tails" Prower?

>>46621648
I would like the big one please.

>>46620825
AHHH MY WEEWEE IS BEING ZAPPED!

>Play beer league sports
>Don't even think you did that well but win.
>Wives are all over you.
It would be weird.
Not unwelcome, but weird.

>>46621497
>>46621558
>clearly based on aztecs
>americans immediately go for spanish
She'd speak Nahuatl not Spanish which is even cooler

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that while Haku-sensei knows several languages, Python ain't one of them.
She does know Java though....

>>46622364
Cool, I'll ask her to help me with my JavaScript homework, then!

Here, Anon, put on this metal armor, it has -100% lightning, so you will take -100% lightning damage.
Dumb weasels won't know what hit em.

>>46622261
Fuck off outsider.

>>46622501
Don't reply, just ignore and report

Shai Hulud requires your best vegetarian sandwhich

>>46621717
Taking the long way to discover she doesn't wear any, eh?

>>46622242
I'll take two of the small ones that have now been humbled.

>>46622674
I can't wait to shove her into a closet and let her pupate.

Schleepy... Do not... Wake.

>>46622729
Time to vacuum before testing the structural integrity of all the pots and pans in the kitchen as I make sure all my guns fire properly while blasting my favorite music through these brand new speakers I got that are powerful enough to shake a car apart at fifty paces

It should be illegal for tall monsters to use my head as a titty rest. I'm a person! Not furniture! Why is it that anything I try to argue about just get me smothered and called a silly little man?

>>46622750
The mouse comically flips over, still sleeping, with a novelty size pair of earmuffs with the muffs shaped like cheese wedges

>>46622786
sounds like someones being a silly little man again

>>46620462

>>46622802
Eat shit yurinigger

>>46622802

>>46622807
>>46622802
>>>/u/
eat shit

>"For the last time anon, I am NOT a "big cute cuddly kitty cat", I am a proud, honorable warrior and keeper of martial arts that have survived four thousand years to today as history. I was made for battle, not cuddling. My heart yearns for war, not spooning!"

>>46622940
Ah, someone's game for a pillow fight.

>>46622940
Okay okay, I'll go fetch the laser pointer.

>>46622242
>I would like the big one please.
Are you sure about that?

>>46622940
Oh yeah? Well I'll just leave this empty cardboard box right here and go watch tv in the other room for a bit.

>>46623021
Big cows.
Small cows.
Thicc cows.
Sticc cows.
Muscle cows.
Squishy cows.

Gimme all the cows.

When I am done with the fairy doujinshi, should I make a chapter 2 or a different monster?

>>46623088
Can't ever go wrong with a bogie in your story. They'd fit in well to your fairy motif.

>>46623088
I suggest griffon
or if you need something simpler to draw, Ice queen

Aggressive muscle minos.

Deadass thread.

>>46623204
more like undead ass

>>46623242
Nah, just dead.

>>46623024
Was this drawn by an anon?

>>46620462
This is a Cultural Victory and win for monster girls against Orderite and HFY Chud hobbies.

>Malefs

>>46623308
Damn, Alduin really took getting obliterated by the Dovahkiin really hard didn't he. Got destroyed so badly that he transformed from an apocalyptic dragon into a fat woman with dragon features. Talk about a massive fall.

>>46622940
Pssspssspssed

>>46623303
I'm the only one here who would bite to your bait. It's not funny so I won't.

>Jinko after 1 generation of domestication

>>46623357
>gave him a (You)
Reeeeetard.

>>46623371
Need this but with kiki

>>46623381
Don't we already have that from LN?
>>46623372
My bad but it was burning my fingers

>>46623393
Do we?
I don't know. I can't access the galleries right now, or else I'd check.

>>46623402
I think so but I can't provide anything either.

>>46621873
Yeah good job bringing all the creeping coins to Order territory

>>46623071
I grant you one (1) spider cow.

>>46623528
IS THAT A TERMINID BILE TITAN!?!???!?

When Anon recieves a golden ticket, he is allowed access to Miss Hatter's choco factory.
What strange and fantastical creations lurk behind its iron gates and brick walls?
Will Anon be able to taste any of the choco, or will he be licked by the cows instead?
Is Miss Hatter's factory USHI compliant?
What's the REAL secret behind her famous cake?

>>46621351
>Factions based on region/general clusters of Monsters (desert, ice region, Zing, etc)
>None-direct pvp, instead based on who can convert Order towns the fastest
>Have 'hero' units based on particular girls
>Can inhibit enemy actions via fun indirect means (dropping a bunch of romance novels that are steamy enough that monsters that cross their path stop to gawk)
>The Mamano Lord has an approval bar and gives bonuses for side objectives
>Can zoom down to see the lewd actions taking place

Would be pretty fun desu

Imagine mamono with large breasts

https://twitter.com/kdxyon/status/1780688413156585658
Snektex?
Latsnek?

>>46621351
>Halo Wars in my MGE thread

Shhhhhhhh!!!! Guys, remember. Do not bring up the embarrassing fact that Atriox (space Kakuken warlord and leader of the Banished) lost her flagship; The Enduring Conviction, to a bunch of Order Space Marines in outdated decades old hardware and equipment! Embarrassing!

>>46623528
Not a real cow.

>>46621351
>>46623581
Pls tell me it's fair, balance and fun if I choose to play an Order campaign or play as The Order in multiplayer/online matches.

>>46623722
If you are going to samefag your autistic shitposts like that, at least try to change up your posting style so it's not so blatant.

>Holst making some cringe comment about how "now it's time for the beef to eat the human" after she's gone full dom after seeing red and being denied lovemaking for 3 months straight
>She pounds you pelvis harder and longer than any ushi-oni ever would

>>46623760
Seeing this image always makes me want a psycho/yandere holst.

>>46623774
Hebitaur

>>46623789
The personality of a hebi in the body of a holst
>She goes full enraged minotaur on you if you even dare to drink any milk that isn't hers
>Another holst's milk
>Animal cow/goat's milk
>Almond milk
>Basedmilk
>Anything with the word milk in it that didn't come from her breasts

Do holsts make good bedwarmers, or do they just soak your bed with milk from leaky mammaries?

What if Druella WASN'T in the right? What if all those cool full page magazine ads were just lies???

When you ask what 50 is in roman numerals

>>46623994
That's ber bra size

>>46623802
And how she would check what milk I drank durning the day

>>46623802
>spiders figure out that their breast milk has a chemical formula that lets them turn it into silk
>"milk-silk" becomes the latest craze
>accidentally buy a milk-silk shirt
>wife goes crazy

>It's a cow!
>It's not a cow!
>It's a spider cow!
IT DOESN'T MATTER!
THINK FAST, REALM SILVER ULTIMATE RAPE AXE HEAD SPLITTER!
IT'S OVER HAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>46624110
*tickles under her hoof*
I won

I'm so jaded and desensitized, I can't take the horrors of this world anymore, I just want to feel happy and forget everything that makes me cringe or feel pain, I got too many mental issues over my experiences, I can't feel happy. I need a Flayer and I need her now. Please god throw me to the first Flayer that comes across the portals.

>>46624185
Best I can offer to you is devil bug

>>46622940
Jinkos are very honest, so the only ones saying this are sad ones that never got to experience cuddles.
>>46623276
Yes, Axem drew this.

...
>...
...
>...
...
>*starts licking his hair*

>>46624485
To be fair, my cat already licks my bear so its not all that much weirder.
Also can't say no to seven and a half feet of bovine muscle and bust.

>>46623021
I am more sure than ever that I would like the very big cow, please.
I wonder what it feels like to kiss someone whose mouth is bigger than yours...

>>46624536
Mino bear threesome...

>>46624623
Nuki or Creeping Coin are good choices if you want to build your harem further.

>>46624623
A big harem is a good one.
Tall, strong, and busty ladies.
Need to get a bigger bed though....and a bigger house.

>>46623731
order isn't even playable, bud. it's not like you can play the barbarians in civilization, either

>>46624653
Just commit to sleeping in a pit full of blankets, pillows and cushions so your wives don’t have to constantly replace a bed frame.

>>46624755
>"Hey Anon, I think I figured out your type."
>Anon gives the flattest of looks as his Jinko, Grizzly, and Mino wives look over in confusion.

May be needed, just a large futon or something and cover it in blankets and pillows.
May still need a bigger house though as mine was not designed for large ladies.

>>46624755
see that's why i need a lamia mating ball
it'd be a good nights rest

Lamia
More like
Lay me on er

>be pizza delivery boy
>its autumn
>miss grizzly orders 12 cheese pizzas every day bulking for hibernation
>on the last day she just snatches me along with the pizzas
>now she is sleeping for several days while bearhugging me
>and she gonna be like this for atleast few months
Help

>>46624779
Big house is useful for Mino daughters especially.

The bear and the bull

>>46625053
>>>/biz/

>>46624901
Enjoy your new wife.

>>46625009
Big wives means big daughters.
Which means a bigger home, and maybe more land.
Which means you need to get someplace land is cheap and....
It all returns to the countries.

>>46625053
>Step outside into the wasteland.
>Huge lizard just looking down at me, seemingly trying to decide if she wants to kick my door down or just knock.
>Close door.
Almost makes you wish for a nuclear wi

Yetis are just polar bears

>>46625214
Based and bearpilled

>>46625082
What?

>>46625400
Bear and bull markets.
Common stock market terms, though he probably didn't pick up on the New Vegas refrence.

>>46625089
Yes (wo)Man forever, i WILL take over the New Vegas patrol robot production line, and i WILL make them make sexy robot girls instead of whatever boxes on wheels they were making before.

So if dogs are man's best friend. does that mean that dog girls are man's best girlfriend?

>>46625483
>"Hey Anon! Just wanted to let you know that I managed to connect into a series of old imaging satellites!"
>"Theoretically I could be watching you at all times and fire a laser at you whenever you talk to another woman!"
>"Not that ever would though, ha ha!"
More in line, however, she'd basically be a hivemind that pops into one of the Automaton frames whenever she wants.

Man I Love Fishgirls
older fishgirls in particular but dont let the younger ones hear this, I dont want them to get sad.

>>46625527
Too furry

>>46625546
That's what razors are for.

>>46625558
Just don't do poodle kobolds disservice with stupid haircuts.

>>46625527
Too flat

>>46625568
Don't you dare slander their proud and adorable tradition of poofy haircuts.

>>46625214
Do yetis live in igloos? My headcanon is city yetis have comfy log cabins and feral yetis live in caves

>>46625653
There are yetis in your freezer

>>46625706
Yeti Fairies have it tough keeping Anons warm.

>>46625053
>>46625082
>>46625413
>Buy CreepCoin on the Internet to try and get some of those sweet, sweet crypto gains
>Check it after a day, CreepCoin price has fallen by 10%
>Beargirl kicks in my apartment door, yells "IT'S SO OVER", and proceeds to rape me until my pelvis is bruised and my face is covered with pink lipstick marks from all the kisses
>Fuck, at least I have wife now
>Check CreepCoin the next day after managing to squeeze out from bearwife's snuggling
>Price went up by 32%
>Mino kicks in the taped together remnants of my door, yells "WE'RE SO BACK", then rapes me until my pelvis is double bruised and the layer of pink lipstick on my face is coated over with green kiss marks instead
>Bearwife storms in and tries to wrestle me away from new minowife, end up stuck in between them while they fight it out which eventually ends in a very rough and messy threesome
>Wake up next day being spooned from both sides by wives, check CreepCoin price
>It spent the entire night oscillating less than a single percent in both directions
>Hear excited crab claw snipsnapping outside the empty doorframe that used to be my front door

>>46625706
She doesn’t need to be in my freezer! I’ll pour some ice in my bathtub and fix her up a frozen margarita

>Haha anon be careful about rolling so much!
>Haha if you spend so much time on the floor someone might get the wrong idea haha
>Like wouldn't it be funny if I sat on you ahaha as a joke haha like "oh sorry, your face looked like a seat" ahaha

>>46626018
I'll just combat roll out of her butt-slam, abusing the i-frames, and counter attack with a bearhug type grab to get a faceful of hot lizard titties

>>46620462
Iirc... didn't Cross make a more lore-accurate Scylla, not for the encyclopedia ofc, but for like some sorta card game?

>>46626057
Who lists cards yhese fsysm?

ALP supremacy

>>46626018
Salamanderriere

>>46626127
My favourite

bros I think the elves are starting to get to me

Standing cunninglingus height manticore

>>46626206
she never puts her face down to talk to you, instead just makes you talk to her tail. You can put a pair of groucho marx glasses on it if it makes you feel better

>>46626127
Honestly, if I could look like that and not the default profile, I don't think I'd mind alping.

>>46626217
That's adorable, I will kiss the groucho marx glasses manticore tail.

>>46625851
>CreepCoin goes to zero
>Wing beats in the distance

>>46620462
>Monster Girl Wiki: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia
why the gore spam

>>46626018
Damn female lizard needs plap correction.

>>46625851
this is some quality stuff anon, thank you

>>46626206
Manticore tail vore (non lethal)

>>46626190
resist the ears anon

>>46625851
lmao

>>46626190
its so over...

>>46625851
best thing posted today

>>46626190
Source?

>>46626261
i dont see anything

>>46626400
The spam was this Monday. I don't get why Anon is asking about it now when the vandalism is already deleted.

all your daughters will be busty

>>46626460
I'm gonna try to roll a baphomet. As a joke, haha.

>>46626470
I bet she's gonna be good friends with Marune.

>>46626400
>>46626426
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_RPG
still there in some pages, just wondering why it got vandalized

>>46626477
Is anyone not? Even the Order can't dislike her.

>>46626487
>just wondering why
Probably the usual butthurt gaggle of retards who just can't let the crazy jap and his fanclub do their own thing in peace.

>>46626487
>just wondering why it got vandalized
I wouldn't read deep into it, just weirdos fucking with random targets judging from the username.
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.

>>46626505
I

yum yum yum I eat hound ass all day yum yum yum

>>46626487
>just wondering why
Because it's there

>>46626572
Look man, I appreciate the heckwans just as much as the next guy, but the opportunity of putting one of the new plant girls there stood with her pants down on top of a piano bending over and you still missed it.

>>46626592
But then I'd have to be able to draw.
And believe me, nobody here would want me to try.

>>46626487
Assholes gonna asshole.

>>46626366
Maou no Ore ga Dorei Elf

>portals
>get snek wife
>mfw she doesn't fit in my old 90s Renault Twingo
>mfw she tells me to get rid of it and get something that she can ride in
>mfw no face
Guys, this was supposed to be heaven, I don't like this anymore.

>>46626190
ms elf kinda scary

>>46626763
feels good to be a public transport chad

>>46626754
>not isekai
Yay I'll watch it

>>46626190
>>46626312
how are you even meant to fight this?

>>46626818
You must overcome your nature only through meditation and long study of the Way of the Voice.

I'm gonna dive into the ocean and I'm only gonna resurface when a sea bishop marries me!

>>46626899
>Way of the Voice.
but I don't want to be a pharaoh's hot water bottle :(

>>46621351
>"We'd give our virginities if that's what's asked!"
>"Taking his virginity at ALL costs!"
>"The future seems so lewd."
>"I knew you would have need of me."
>"Ares! Guide our blades!"
>"We go...to ravish!"
>"Their ravishment comes as prophesized."
>"Their ravishment shall be for their own good."
>"We face a cute foe."
>"YOU ARE CUTE!"
>"We will protect our boys with our lives."
>"Holy.....Look at the size of 'em!"
>"For the glory of the Chief God!"
>"Well let's see them ravish all of US!"
>"You shall have your wife!"
>"By the Maou we've won!"
>"Angels, this will be ugly."
>"Undead, where's there's one there's a hundred of them."
>"Dragon! They have dragons!"
>"It's no good! We can't hold them!"

>>46627199
>Research complete chief! Give us another one!

>>46627199
Nobody is asking for thei virginities but I bet they lose to cheese strats

what about slime cow manticore

What if kc sold out?

What if I sold out my face to some fat-assed, sweaty, smelly millionaire danuki?

>>46627750
Anime adaptation that'd probably be dumbed down for normalfags.

>>46627750
Was there an mge gacha or did I jist dream that?

>>46627750
Solid his virginity to a danuki who then sold it to a wealthy bapho that uses him all day, so he can't produce his game or more profiles.
She's using all his mana for a flat ray that will make every monster a flat-chested permaloli.
She was working on the portals until a holst made fun of her flat chest.

I'm gonna start calling every loli a hag just for fun. And there's nothing they can do about it.

Smellhound

>>46627773
>Letting us suffer for the sake of her petty spite
I hate baphos now.

Barfomet

Vomitpire

Feel

This thread is complete trash

This thread is complete trash and now the bugs are moving in

>>46627849
That eel

>>46627858
Just perfect for trashpandas, I mean danuki.

>>46627867
I don't mind this creature raiding my trash can

>>46627878
Come on, invite her for proper dinner.

>>46627878
Trash breath danuki

>>46627750
With how some people react when talking about the MGQ stuff and vtuber stuff he has done, I'd say people here would defend him even if he did NTR doujins for cash.

>>46627878
I love monster hags so fucking much

>>46627878
Would gape on live TV

>>46627902
>NTR doujins for cash.
I remember the heartbreak I felt when an artist I liked for lovey dovey stories went and started doing ntr.

>>46627916
Et tu, anon?

>>46627911
That treatment is for ratas only.

>>46627943
They Ratas are in charge of interviews and at the table of commentarists

>All monsters are physically stronger than humans
>This includes dormice, ratas, and the like
>Anon gets manhandled by incel rata that's on a rampage after having had enough of being a virgin

>>46627878
These hags love showing skin so much, what do they want?

>>46627902
Could be worsev

>>46627992
They're obviously showing they're not interested in a mate, or else they wouldn't be dressing so conservatively.

>>46627971
Oh no...

>>46627992
So far I think they just want to be left alone but I'm not totally sure

>>46627971
I'd preffer if it was a coffeinated incel dormouse. Imagine her unloading all that supressed enrgy on you all at once.

>>46628056
You're gonna smell like sugar cookies for weeks after.

>>46621351
Now recreate classic red alert 2 voicelines
and not just
"Construction complete, new construction options"
clicking on a conscript and hearing "konskript riporting" makes me laugh to this day

>>46628097
FLAK ATTACK
RUB MY SHOES IN LOTION
MY LIFE FOR YURI

>>46627218
>We have the new boorus!
>More semen over here!
>Let it post!
>The demon lord herself is against us!
>I know that smell, its the humans!

>>46621351
>"Time to put this awesome body to use."

>>46628121
WE ARE BEING PINNED DOWN
M-MOMMY UHUHUUGGHHH

>>46626460
>not marrying a girl that will make your monster daughters busty when grown but bottom-heavy when young
>not contributing to the smug child with child-bearing hips epidemic

>>46627199
>"If thats what you're into, so be it"
>"Witness the glory of the demon lord, through meeeeeeee!~"
>"The time for breeding, is upon us!"
>"My hip bears a great pain!"
>"They will fall, to my thighs!"
>"WITNESS YOUR COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
>""Extraction""...is not an option."
>"I will have someones head for this!"
>"Ride true and ride with precision!"
>"Anoint them with their own cum!"
>"I demand satisfaction"
>"Time to earn our husbands"
>"We've done men a hundred times."
>"How long till we are engaged?"

>>46627878
>auntie please stop playing with the trash bins
>if you want attention just say so
>don't get mad because mom wanted you out of the house

I'll use my powers over time for only nefarious deeds, like putting coffee in a mad hatters cup instead of tea, and replacing a vampires fancy outfit with a cowprint equivalent! Worse yet, I'll make sure to constantly replace a lilims warplans with elaborate love letters that have no indication of who sent them!

>>46628533
I'm pretty sure that all monsters have some kind of cowprinted clothing in their wardrobes

>>46628592
Well that's just not fair, then. Guess I'll just go buy massive amounts of gyaru paint and cheetah print clothing and donate the cowprint to the local "boob and tall" store then.

>>46628592
Well they are required for monsters to start lactating, even the flat ones can lactate by just wearing cow print bikini

>Childhood friends with a centaur
>Village doesn't have many kinds your age so you two hung around each a lot
>She often took you around places by letting you ride on her back
>"Haha, don't get a big head now (anon) I let a lot of people ride on my back."
>Whatever.scroll
>Grow up, get job in city
>Find out that centaurs definitely only let the guy their interested in ride on their back
>You're slated to head back to the village soon, and she will have grown up as well...

>Danuki auntster digging through your trash to find your used tissues

Donuts

Near to the east
Covered in chicken grease
In an ancient land
Called Dragonia
Was born a Wock
To Felica of Gobblecock
The legend her name was Alexandria
At the age of nineteen, she became the Jabberwock Queen
And she swore to visit every roadside Diner!
By the Court Alf Sea, In 334BC
She utterly ate the salmon bagels

Alexandria the Weight
Her girth struck fear into legs of chairs
Alexandria the Weight
Became a legend amongst fastfood chains

>>46628710
>She is late as usual and they are completely stiff from drying up

>>46628774
>My Daughter, ask for thyself another pair of leggings - for that I leave is too small for thee

>>46628710
Built for having her throat pounded by her nephew.

>>46628297
>"SHATTER THEIR PELVIS!"
>"WALK OVER THEM!"
>"We are love incarnate."
>"We are the harbingers of ravishment."
>"The Ravisher guides us."
>"They shall coom before they even see us."
>"Crush the Men."
>"TASTE....SEX!"
>"Consider the boys in our hands."
>"Let them try to move us."
>"The enemy will heed our warnings or they will coom."
>"Ravish the enemy position!"
>"Unleash the Sexwind!"
>"YOU WILL CUM BY ELF HANDS!"
>"WHY DONT YOU CUM?"
>"By the Stars we have come."
>"Fate has decided this is not our time.....yet."
>"The humans have ignored our warnings and for that they will be ravished."
>"Long ago Lilith told of this day."
>"Like the 99 kisses of Eros I strike true!"

>>46628787
Built for getting forcibly bathed and cuddled in a warm blanket

>"So what if I've never gotten laid? You've never gotten laid either."

>>46628828
S-shut up!

I have a membership for the mgc gym but I rarely work out. I just go there to steal this one salamander's used sweat rags.

I will piss inside Saru's cunt.

>>46628828
The difference is that I'm ugly. Hot virgin who can't get a relationship is a bigger loser than an ugly virgin.

>>46628805
>INSECT BODYGUARD
>FORM UP BRIGADE
>CAPTAIN'S BODYGUARD
>LOYAL BRIGADE OF BUGS
>HEAVY INSECT CAVALRY HOO-RAH
>MARCH IN ORDERED RANKS
>CHAAAAAARGE
>FORWARD ON CHITIN PLATED CLAWS
>HOLD THE LINE
>CUT EVERY SHIRT IN TWO
>NOT ONE BUG LEFT BEHIND
>THAT ONE'S MINE
>THIS HANDJOB'S FOR ARES
>RAPE FAR RAPE FAST
>SQUEEZE EVERY LAST DROP
>FOR THE DEMON LORD
>FOR COMMANDER MANTIS
> FOR APPOL

>>46628821
These things can both happen.

>>46628883
Auntster needs to be pampered until she mindbreaks

>>46628871
>"mamonos, arm up!"
>"mamonos, arm up!"
>"Angel-craft ready for lift off"
>"The scorpion is ready"
>"mamonos, arm up!"
>"our lives for males!
>"The scorpion is ready"
>"The succubi hand has arrived"
>"our lives for males!
>"Male units sighted"
>"Angel-craft ready for lift off"
>"The succubi hand has arrived"
>"Our realm is under attack"
>"Bedrooms needed"
>"The scorpion is ready"
>"mamonos, arm up!"
>"Bedrooms needed"
>"The scorpion is ready"
>"Angel-craft ready for lift off"
>"Bedrooms needed"
>"Semen harvest under attack"

oh the things i would do to chesh ass

>>46627199
>>46628297
Dawn of sex
>>46628972
Cum&conquer
>>46628805
>>46628871
???

>>46628774
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>46628998
Soldier boog is various total war
>Generals bodyguard

>>46628998
Second to last is also dawn of sex, elf stuff mainly

your imminent death (in 80 years) troubles ms elf deeply

>>46629035
I'm happy that I will live to 120 years

>>46628821
Then she waits for you like this https://files.catbox.moe/20xswi.jpg and your momster still can't figure out how is her sister giving birth to children without being i na relationship

>>46627199
>>46627218
>>46628152
>>46628297
>>46628805
>>46628871
>>46628972
Okay, now what about the voice lines of particular/special characters, Special Units, and Commanders of either monster girls or The Order?

Also, it was already mentioned. But nothing beats the Voice of God saying:
"Local units."
"All units."

>>46629053
My momster is a wurm?

Bogies

Order Commander, who knows the truth about monsters, going on a 'suicide' mission with his men (Read: Getting his troop some hot undead action)
>Welcome to Breastalia Gentlemen
>I will not lie, the chances of your virginity surviving are small
>Some may even lose it to living corpses
>But you have my word, that I will use my arcane wills to ensure your bodies are given on soft ground
>This is the greatest reward, more than even gold, for the safety of your pelvis is an eternal concern
>Now cum. Follow me. Lie down with the undead who rise against us, allow me to find my eldritch dragon waifu - I ask not for my own private fantasies, but for the good of Dragonia!

Cuddling your bogie waif in bed

They always tell you Monster/Human relationships are the least toxic and they're so dreamy, but my Hellhound neighbor always tell me that if I were her husband, I'd be the perfect "beer fetcher" and that she'd like to punish me by making me walk like a dog on a leash. Monsters are pure evil, they don't have your welfare in mind, they get away with being abusive and nobody bats an eye! WAKE UP PEOPLE!

bogie got that clowncar womb
all the babies

>>46629178
Good. I want lots of bogie daughters.

Where were you when the wurm turned?

>>46629189
On the left. Thankfully she turned to the right.

I'm like 14 years older than Pyrow. She should marry someone her own age, there's plenty of lonely twenty year old punks out there. Why would Pyrow be so interested in an old middle aged freak like me?

>>46629178
How many on average?

>>46629193
Really should get wurmy a turn signal.
or a flag she can hold up.
those long monsters can be so unpredictable!

>>46629194
>He doesn't want to take a popular Zoomer as a waif
Don't worry about it. Just take her as your own and take joy that you're cucking some Zoomer boy out of a waif his own age. Just like how the Gen X's cucked you out of a Millennial waif your own age.

This monster is like bocchi, where she can do a cool guitar solo but still can't get laid.

>>46629194
dhampirs be like that too

>>46629204
Who is Druella?

What happens if you hold hands with a demon?

>>46629208
Druella can shred?
For real?
Will she play ride the lightning if I ask her?

>>46629214
You explode.
This fact was checked by real Order patriots.

>>46629111
She not really bright

>>46629216
Sure, why not? What else is she gonna do with her time but pick up hobby after hobby in hopes of attracting a man?

>>46629204
bocchi the crab

>>46629194
Young monsters like human men older than them, better just embrace it.

>Wake up
>Can't get up
>Can't roll over
>Can't move at all
>Frizzy blue tail drags across your face, leaving a tingly sensation
>Feel yourself get pulled into something soft and squishy as arms wrap around you and you hear incoherent mumbling about five more minutes
Brings a whole new meaning to sleep paralysis

>>46629216
>>46629240
I would never lose to a monster who can rock. I just go to the concerts for the music

>>46629263
I'm in my 40s and don't need an actual young person doing young person nonsense like staying out past 10 or drinking, dancing, partying, loud music, any of that jazz.
Gimme, like, a middle-age house kot Chesh who just wants to hang out on my lap and watch YouTube videos about birds while getting ear scritches.

>>46629272
I like to think about getting proactively dated by an Australian raiju along to the song "Thunderstruck".

>>46629290
Go for a young nerd monster that likes to read books, play vidya, write fanfiction, and has a collection of some obscure item.

>>46629204
should i watch bocchi the roick?

>>46629317
yeah, it is good

>>46629204
>oomukade who plays the most somber, soul moving bass solos you've ever heard through your apartment wall
>awawa's away whenever you see her enter or leave her apartment
>started shaking so hard she was foaming at the mouth when you complimented her playing

Do not think the entertainment industry is any better is MGE. Because Oshi no Ko has taught us or reminded us all how dangerous and truly vile the industry is.

>https://youtube.com/shorts/_QImAsJQF7s?si=KhnsPLVzJsoZ4KhL

Think about it. Do no think you're gonna have a good time with a "pretty producer succubus", you're not.

When the world needed her most, she returned…

>>46627902
He actually managed to burn bridges with other independent doujinka and circles because he objectively hates NTR.

>>46629581
...her books to the library.

>>46629598
>"The key to charms above all is to just be yourself...."
>"That can be difficult however, as such we will cover a series of simple enchantments to increase your allure to the man you wish to seduce."

>>46629500
fox milk

>>46629500
t-thats a big tail.
im normal and can be trusted around the foxes...

If a fox's tails doesn't take up at least half of the room then I'm not interested

>>46629640
This is either a very comfy, chill fox, or a trap meant to lure me into her secretly predator zone of control.
Either way I'm intrigued.

>>46629500
Imagine how much shampoo she must go through on a monthly basis, and you know she gets the premium stuff because no fox would ever neglect her tail by using inferior products.

>>46629669
It can take a full half-dozen fox tails to do what Miss Rata can do with one. And her breath smells like warm peanuts instead of fried tofu and cheap sake.

How do you tell the difference between a Youko and an Inari?

This is not a riddle. I just want to know without offending or accidentally proposing to one.

>>46629834
Drop your pants
If she rapes you, it's a youko
If she locks the door, closes the windows, and then rapes you, it's an inari

What does magical ghost pussy feel like?

>when the Dragon sneaks away into the night to spy on the knight she loves and catches him through the window of the keep reciting the heroci speech monologue he will give her when he comes to strike her down like the dork he is

>>46629866
Goopy

>>46629898
She's prepared and practiced her evil speech right? She wouldn't be so rude as to leave him hanging after he put so much effort into his speech would she?

>>46629053
Look at all that meat, Danuki hag body is like a magnet for my penis

>>46629898
All good monsters stalk their future husbands

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that the better you feed a ghoul, the stronger she gets.
A good steak will keep her going for a long time, although she'd much rather 'enjoy' a bit of your 'meat' every so often.

>>46630188
>what do you mean "dinner or you?"
>I'll just have both at the same time

>>46630188
>Enjoy my meat? but you have your own steak, I'm not giving you mine!
>You want my wiener? I'm not giving you my steak tonight so why do you think you will get my hotdogs tomorrow?
>My cock? But I don't have a rooster....

>>46630188
>ghoul says she wants to eat you sausage (wink wink)
>make her some bratswurst
>glares at you and your pants
>she still eats it though