/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Around the length of the top-right Mokou.

my har goes quite a bit past my shoulders. that together with the beard really makes me look like the rock and metal fan that i am.

This lenght and color, believe it or not

I am
SO
BALD

>>4660769
>Framed picture of Beatrice

>>4660773
ha-HA.

This length and color, believe it or not.

Short and prematurely gray.

I'm not some feminine faggot like you guys so I have short hair - like a real man, not some flaming homo 'i wish i was a woman' shit like you long haired faggots.

>>4660781
My hair is longer than yours

I have twintails

>>4660791
This seems to be a correct observation.

just past my shoulders. im too fucking lazy to get it cut so ive never bothered to in past year or 2

Mid back here, but also quite curly.

I used to have hair down to my ass. Now it's about an inch and a half on top.

Really fucking short.
I can't even let it grow, because it's really bad. Although I could try having an afro...

A bit past the shoulders.

This lenght and color, believe it or not. Except it's not pink and a little shorter.

Halfway down my back. Cutting almost all of it off soon because I hate it.

it reaches my shoulder blades

Hangs to about 2 inches above my belly button.
It's my pride and joy~

>>4660864
that's... purple, bro.

>>4660864
How is that pink? How the fuck is that pink?

It reaches a little further than the half of my back.

>>4660864
Can I marry you?

>>4660864
HOW CAN YOU SEE THAT AS PINK

>>4661079
dusty keyboards holy fuck

>>4660864
>This lenght and color, believe it or not. Except it's not pink and a little shorter.
>and color
>Except it's not
>Picture shows purple hair anyway

>>4660736

Top right Mokou

>>4661081
Why would you want to marry some freak who sees the color purple as pink?

>>4661101
and says that the hair is like the picture and after that say it's not?

>>4661079
Holy fuck, those nails.

>>4661110

Who cares about those nails. Check out that thumb. holy fuckk.

I've got wriggle hair,only black.


Actually,thinking about it,its probably closer to Naoto or Kino hair.

Really short. It used to be a bit past shoulder-length but I got sick of having to pull hair out of my mouth while eating.

Pic related.
I mostly wear it like on the right.

Down to my ass. Used to be the same color, now it's so dark from the lack of sun. ;_;

mine is like this except mine has more body and my forelock is longer

>>4661136
And no, I am not a girl.

Maybe an inch or so..

You fags need a haircut.

About this long.

>>4661158

>>4661158
I don't trust myself to not fuck it up, and there's no way I'm going to a barber/stylist.

>>4660736
Mine is a few inches above my knees... I will catch up to Mokou~

A couple of inches long.

Long hair is for women and faggots.

I start growing out my hair towards the end of summer so that it covers my ears around when winter hits, at the moment it's very much like the top-right Mokou. Come the vernal equinox in a couple days I'm cutting it all down to about half an inch.

Goes down to the middle of my back.
Yepp, listening to death metal, etc

Mine covers my ears as I am self-concious of them.

maybe an inch.

>>4663486
I'd bite them

>>4663519

No don't I only want people who are heavily romantically involved to do that it is special ;_;

>>4663527
I'd be that if you let me, but I know you wont so okay. Can I touch them at least?

>>4663531

No, I don't let anyone touch them.

>>4663538
But I'm not supposed to be 'anyone' ;_;

Okay. I'll just touch my own.

>>4660758

That.

>>4663538
Do you refuse to clean behind them on the same principal?

Do you have a fungal patch slowly rotting into your brain you don't even know about?

Guys, don't put your hair in a fucking ponytail. Don't fucking do it don't fucking do it you faggots. It looks fucking beyond awful.

To the small of my back, I usually don't wear it up but tie it back to a ponytail if I have nothing else to do.

P.S. I'm a girl, /jp/!

P.P.S. And then the thread was derailed...

>>4663574
You've done this to yourself.

TWINTAILS NOW!

>>4663566
What? Ponytails are awesome. With a ponytail I can keep hair out of my eyes, and I don't have to cut it for many years.

>>4663566

I agree, but when going out (For when I must) I have to or else it starts flowing in the wind and I then I have to find a hill to stand on top of and look at the sunset while spouting existentialist babble.

>>4660769

>>4663574
More like put it in a ponytail before you go suck some dicks.

>>4663580

I've not worn twintails since I was a little girl and I'm not going to start now.

>>4663596
You're the worst femanon ever.

>>4663607

Aren't I though? I spend a lot of time passing off as a man so threads don't get derailed at every turn.

I'm one of /jp/'s prime anonymous, too.

>>4663562

I clean them, I just make sure nobody sees...

>>4663626
I'm also a girl, but I keep my hair in twintails and I'm tsundere and yandere and also a clean pure girl who only puts out for my loving anonymous.

About down to my butt.

>>4663626
Plenty of people here are female, stop being a stupid bitch.

>>4663633

Tsundere AND yandere? Like Touko from Cross+Channel, or both at once?

>>4663645
0/10

So you guys either wear your hair super long or shaved. Why is there no one that has shaggy hair?

>>4663626
>I'm one of /jp/'s prime anonymous, too.

what does that even mean?

>>4663645

So why do you all have short hair?

Down to my lower back. I can use my hair as a scarf it's pretty neat.

>>4660784
>flaming homo 'i wish i was a woman' shit


The fuck? I like my long hair, I think it looks nice. Why so much hate? Did metalheads beat you up when you were a kid or something?

>>4663676

That I post a lot.

Since there's only 3 people on /jp/. Me, that other anonymous, and one guy with a lot of tripcodes.

>>4663665

I'd have mine shorter if I was less self-concious.

>>4663678
Same here, I can wrap it around my neck 2 times and it keeps my neck warm during winter.

>>4663687
I see.

>>4663665

>>4661143
Would this be shaggy?

Anyways I don't know how you guys do it, I saw a show some time ago (think it was 1000 ways to die) where a woman had her hair caught in a machine and had her scalp ripped off exposing her skull

>>4663678
>>4663700
I really hope you're not dudes because if you were that'd be some weird shit.

I swear to god I'm Mokou so shut up

>>4663686
>implying that metalheads can physically hurt anyone

>>4663709
I would say it is.

>>4663711
Don't worry, I only do it at home.

>>4663711
I'm tellin you man, /jp/ is made of a bunch of people who whine about being bullied as kids but its no surprise why they were.

>>4663709

I'm pretty sure your hear would shred (or the roots would pull) before your FLESH DETACHES FROM THE BONE.

>>4663732

I was never bullied as a kid!

But I was always left alone and had no friends and sat by myself during recess and lunch...

shaved head, feels good man

So many others doing it...

FINALLY IN THIS THREAD I WILL ADMIT I AM A GIRL

My hair is black like the finest onyx, sparkling reflectively in the sun. It cascades all the way down my back in a luxuriously, perfectly straight and flat, flowing like pressed silk, almost-but-not-quite completely covering my pert little round butt cheeks. It spills over my shoulders my barely bulging, underdeveloped (even though I'm already 18 ;_;) chest and hides the nipples that tend to poke out of my shirt even through my bra from the prying eyes of disgusting, filthy perverts like you anonymous!

>>4663741
I'm sorry, Anonymous. ;_; I'd be your friend and then always get you to give me most of your lunch 'because we are bros'. Then never talk to you the rest of the day. But we'd be bros, so it'd be okay.

>>4663732
I was never bullied as a kid. Except that one time in 5th grade when they threw my lunchbox around so hard that my Coke burst.

>>4663741
Sucks. The normals grudgingly accepted me and I was always welcome with the church kids.

>>4663747
please tell me more about your breasts and nipples, I'm about to cum

>>4663766
Please tell me more about how you're about to cum, I'm rubbing my nipples~

>>4663769

INTERNET SLUT DETECTED

>>4663747

Don't fuck with us. No woman knows the word onyx and cascade, unless it's a kitchen appliance or hair product.

>>4663781
onyx is a pokemon, they might know onyx.

>>4663769
I just came so hard most of it got on my shirt so now I'm licking it off

>>4663781

I know the word Onyx!

It's a pokemon, right?

And I know the word Cascade!

It's a badge in pokemon, right?

I was bullied because of my ears.

>>4663665
Uhh... well. There's me.

>>4663776
sooo...you're not going to describe it for me, are you?

>>4663790
You look like you're 30 years old

>>4663790
Did you really have to go it shirtless?

>>4663789
you are cute so its okay

Around bottom left Mokou.

>>4663732
I was never bullied, though I got into a couple fights but I'm not sure if that counts. I was actually decent in highschool, had a girlfriend and everything. It's after highschool that I completely broke down and become a friendless loser shutin.

>>4663790
Emo faggot.

I was only bullied by girls, which made me oddly masochistic for verbal abuse in my highschool years I grew out of it though.

>>4663790
>picture taken in mirror
I refuse to believe that is you, nobody here is that stupid.

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>>4663795
Truth.

>>4663796
I looked through my folder of pics, and made a big trollface.jpg when I was that one.

>>4663806
Not Truth.

>>4663812
They knew your needs and were merely fulfilling them.

>>4663815
How do YOU take pictures of yourself then?

>>4663838
Balance the camera on my penis and put on the timer.

>>4663838
timer function

Short hair, no ears covered. No facial hair/neckbeard or sideburns either.

>>4663795
Truth.

>>4663796
I looked through my folder of pics, and made a big trollface.jpg when I saw that one.

>>4663806
Not Truth.

>>4663815
Gomen nasai ;_;
I don't have one of those cool little phones with the camera on them.

>>4663838
I balance the camera on CurryButt's penis and then set the timer~

>>4663838
I hire a Korean boy to teach me how to use a camera.

>>4663844
This. Though I get lazy sometimes and don't shave for a week or so.

>>4663853
I'd let you too.

>>4663862
But only if you let me balance you on my penis next.

>>4663790

So Anonymous takes off his shirt and he's unastonishing. Anyway some fine femanon walks in and he's like dayum gurrel and hits that. Well guess what, the femanon was suigin, anonymous fucked suigin and he liked it. they do it again and get gay married.

Short and normal looking. I had a ponytail for about two years before I left college, I have really nice hair texture so girls liked it to the point of jealousy.

>>4663862
Slut.

>>4663865
That's fine. I really look just like a girl, so you wouldn't be disappointed, I promise.

>>4663870
They did with my hair too - and it was never gay and womanly. Always short but always loved and had women feeling on my head all day. I was such a pro with the ladies when I was younger and still able to deal with social situations.

>>4663872
Only for my Anonymous.

>>4663877

>>4663870
Girls were jealous of my hair as well for some reason, a little weird and awkward but I'm not going to complain since they would play with my hair.

>>4663867
D-don't do that Cinera...

It's like you're ripping the secret desires from my very heart and posting them here for all to see...

>>4663890
You might be gay, Bro.

>>4663890

Do you want to gay marry Suigin?

>>4663922
Who doesn't?

>>4663927
Me. I'd have to go out for awhile before deciding on marriage.

>>4663930
Every day on /jp/ feels like a date with Suigi-chan.

>>4663927
Me, I'm already ruined for marriage.

>>4663927
I don't But no one cares about me anyway.

>>4663911
>>4663922
No! I really like boobs and vaginas and find the smell of women very arousing...

but I'm so old and ronery and desperate I'd accept anyone ;_;

>>4663942

And then in the soft moonlight the two lovers kissed. But then it was cut short because suigin had to go home now.

I like how the twintail version has tsundere blush.

A lot of brütal in this thread, my hair is about as long and as luscious as miss meilings.

>>4663965
I kinda assumed it was a 'I look fucking stupid like this' blush.

>>4663927

If all you see of women is boobs and vaginas I am disappoint.

Same length as this guy's.

>>4663965
She seems to get progressively unhappier so I assume it's more of a pissed off thing.

I always keep my hair short since it's very curly.

>>4664005
link to the wrong post much?

Anyway, if I'm willing to go so far as to consider a gay relationship, obviously the whole mental stimulation would be more important than any physical aspect.

Then again, since most women only seem to see men for what they can offer as far as finances or social status, I don't see why appreciating women for body parts is so bad.

No, nevermind, just ignore me, both those types of people are horrible.

>>4664005
And asses.

>>4664045

I'm sorry, didn't check what I quoted.

But I don'tthink gender of your partner matters, its more about affection than anything, but obviously being attracted physically is a plus too.

>>4660736
See the top right Mokou.

>>4664059
What if you're blind and you can't be physically attracted to them?

>>4664059
I'd be so happy if anyone would just hug me and kiss me and stroke my hair.

Damn you Cineria. I hate you now for making me remember I have feelings.

>>4664073

I said a plus, not a neccesity.

>>4664073
Being blind doesn't mean you can't be physically attracted to someone, it just means it's more touch and smell and feel.

I am attracted emotionally and physically to fagers but he's not for sale, wat do?

>>4664118
Cry self to sleep.

>>4664118
Be a slut for people you hate to try and fill the hole in your heart, obviously.

>>4664122
But I love all of Anonymous too! It's just harder because there's so many of you and you are hard to tell apart

>>4664126
I love you CurryButt

>>4664138
I love you too, Anonymous.

>>4664118

asdsasdfd now I feel bad for being in a stable and happy relationship I am sorry.

>>4664126
Sometimes I think about becoming a tripfag.

Then I remember how utterly ashamed of my life and myself as an individual I am.

>>4664143

>>4664155
Don't feel bad. As long as you're happy I'll be okay.

>>4664158
You shouldn't be ashamed! Everyone has something good about them even if it's hard for them to see it, even you!

Something like this

>>4664155
Though at least dont forget about me and talk to me more often, especially if anything happens or you get worried or somethin.

You guys are gay.

>>4664163
I must admit I find it difficult to believe being 30, NEET, hikkomori, friendless, having bad hair and not being able to use a camera properly.

>>4664158

That is ok I have nothing to contribute to anything and I still use a trip.

>>4664197
Don't worry, you're included in my love of /jp/.

>>4664197

But I'm still a girl!

>>4664204
Oh joy.

>>4664183

>>4664209
Thats what they all say.

>>4664215
It's true; there ARE girls on /jp/. Look at my name. Do you believe me now?

>>4664220
I'm too drunk to trust anyone right now, even myself.

>>4664192

Sure, everything is going really well for me now, I have not felt this happy in quite a long time, haha.

>>4664203
Say I did decide to do it.

How do I get a cool trip that actually spells something like yours?

>>4664244
hours of running a decoder.

<Suigin> im a girl

there you have it

>>4664251

>hours

More like weeks

>>4664251
Yeah, it was just hidden a bit further down in my google search.

>>4664256
Mine I only ran for a few hours.

Also I'm going to bed now. Goodnight Anonymous and fagers and necro and whoever else.

>>4664244

>>4664251
This. Gunnily enough a friend found this and asked if I wanted it, he's a pretty cool guy for not impersonating me haha.

Just like downright mokou

>>4664262
Night, Mr. Butt.

Short back and sides. I also shave on a regular basis.

>>4664262
night cb.
>>4664266
prove it!

>>4664183

Same here, I even wear it the same.

I don't think I'm as handsome as Varg though.

Bottom left Mokou.

Well, lets see if that works.

Gratz everyone ITT, you have witnessed the birth of RapeParty.

Guess I'll use this 'til I do something to shame myself so badly that I am forced to fade back into anonymity.

>>4664339
Rape is no laughing matter. Please change your name, it is offensive to all who have suffered a rape.

>>4664339
>>4664334
Fuck how'd you do that so quick.

>>4664339
Congratulations... namefriend... welcome to the club... you are one of us now... be proud!...

>>4664348

>>4664339
If you ever disappear, I'm going to pore over all your posts in the archive until I can spot you without even trying.

>>4664363
No, it is not! also haruhi motivational poster, wow, nice way to kick off your posting career there

>>4664354
Just lucky, I guess.

>>4664357
Hi Mugen. I met you over in Satorin's IRC room before.

You are a scary guy.

>>4664363
reported, motivators are not allowed outside of /b/

Covers half my neck. I hate it this way, but I just can't be bothered to go out to get a haircut. It's not like I ever show myself in public either, so it doesn't matter too much.

>>4664373
Hello... though I'm not universally liked here... I am a really nice guy... and I just wanted to be friends... that's all... Good luck with your trip-career...

>>4664348

I am not offended.

Rape is the only way for really ugly people to get laid. And to be able to have sex not matter how ugly you are should be a right in the constitution. So rape should be legal, but only if you rape an ummaried woman.
Please don't insult rape.

>>4664348
It's not offensive, it's a fucking retarded name though and makes me think he's fifteen.

>>4664397
I assume he's some random /b/tard that found his way over here somehow.

>>4664373
which decoder did you use?

out of curiosity

>>4664397
Guess I should have gone with XxSasuskexX

I remember that I used to cut my own hair, and never took lessons or anything, you just need a mirror and good scissor. It was kinda fun.

But I like having long hair anyway

If I took a trip, it would be Daiyousei!plague

>>4664408
It would have made you look less like an idiot.

>this thread

>>4664401
Tripcode Explorer

waits for him to start impersonating me.

>>4664399
Correct, sir. I've been here a couple months now as an anon.

I stopped over on /a/ briefly after leaving /b/, but I didn't find it that enjoyable. Then I discovered you guys had Touhou over here, which I'd been playing for a while, and it was sort of like having a simultaneous penile and anal orgasm.

>>4664425
That's some lovely ascii art there, Suigi-chan.

Is it time to start our date now as per >>4663942 ?

>>4664437
fuck off or i will beat you up back to anonymity

>>4664448
Its the tsundere defence.

HIT HIM HARDER

>>4664448
That sounds rather erotic.

>>4664384
Yeah, whatever project you were talking about sounded kind of interesting, but then Milky was mean to you.

Am I the only one left that was here since /jp/ was created?

>>4661079
Nice pinky. How long have you been a crack head?

>>4664472
I bet you were one of the "TEAR DOWN THIS WALL" faggots. You disgust me.

>>4664472
I've been here, just didn't namefag back then.

I miss the sacchin dumps.

>>4664487
No I wasn't, I didn't even go to /a/ before /jp/ was created. I was a /k/ommie.