/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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I name my primary harddrives Hong Meiling, because they're used and abused.

Sparky.

desktop: jl5
laptop: rix2

Feldspar. Fuck Japan, Mineralogy is where it is at!

>>461250
...Well, if we judge by the Admin name I have, it would be called Feidias...

But you guys name your PCs?

Compaq_Owner

Computer: Rei
External 1: Noriko
External 2: Ringo

MBLaptop

with MB being the first letters of my first and last name respectively

Freedom

>>461288
After being repeated thrown from the second floor window, and then successfully put back together and working, it earned one.

Computer 1: Desktop 1
Computer 2: Desktop 2
Computer 3: Desktop 3
Laptop 1: Laptop 1
Laptop 2: Laptop 2

>>461302
That computer deserves it's fucking freedom away from you, tormentor.

My computer's called Greg.

I've taken good care of Greg over the years - It's had four new hard drives, two now sound cards, three new graphics card, two new processors and motherboards, three new DVD/Cd drives, a multi-slot card drive added in, various modems and the like juggled around inside it and a new box to house it in.

My internal hardrives are called Annie and Clarabel, and my external one is called Thomas the Tank Engine.

I have also named that broad wire that connects my internal hardrives to the motherboard Nigel.

>>461288
Ethernet, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Vindication - My Desktop Box
Desu - Roommate's Desktop box.

Guess who spends more time watching anime, playing VG's, and is on the chan?

Protip: Not the one called Desu.

SHODAN, named as such because I think it's trying to drive me insane and kill me.

>>461343
Who the fuck still watches anime or plays common video games here anymore?

Current computer: Anoia
Previous computer: Wombat

>>461347
Does Touhou count?

>>461350
Is Touhou a common game?

>>461347

Many, I dare to say.

>>461345
Mine's SHODAN too, simply because I had to rename it (my boxes are all named in a kind of mythological running joke, but I'm in another country now and the old name was kind of gay when separate from the herd) and couldn't really think of anything better.

Tuatha de Danaan

Rei_Toei

Only half-weeaboo; it's from William Gibson's "Idoru," named for the Japanese AI celebrity in the book.

>>461347

I'd say just about everyone.
Akagi, SAKURAIIII, Team Fortress 2 memes in last 24 hours.

Navi for my desktop.
Laggan for my usb pendrive that takes all my images and firefox profile around.

Bernkastel

>>461371 Navi for my desktop.

1st, you are 21, and now your desktop is named exactly like mine? Are you fucking trolling me?

Also, >Laggan

Goddammit, my laptop is named Tabris too.

I named my PC Sensei.

Desktop:Graf-Karacho.

no weeaboo name here, sry

>>461573
Buy an external hard drive and call it Ninomiya-kun.

>>461438
I told you I'm a dopplegganger, a exact duplicate, only in reverse. So instead of rage, I'm filled with zen. And I have a goatee.
Give me a break, Navi is a common name for the 90's era kind of weeaboos.

Desktop: Crazy Diamond
Laptop: Gold Experience

Desktop: Crazy Diamon
Laptop: Gold Experience

>>461580
WHY

Laptop:Nenene
Desktop/C drive:Hisui
Second internal drive:Kohaku
Third internal drive:Akiha (drive letter T for Tohno)
External:Midori
Old desktop:Haruka
Old iPod:Nao
Now-busted external:Asuka
Old MP3 player: Belldandy
Wireless network SSID: Ciel (password:CURRYASS)

...I think that's everything.

Miyamoto

Desktop: Janus

What the fuck, nobody named theirs Yggdrasil?

Desktop: Desktop
Laptop: Laptop

>>461662
Why would anybody name their computer after a tree?

>>461678
FUCKING STUPID

PC name: Omoikane
HDD1: Mahoro
HDD2: Multi
HDD3: Miharu
HDD4: Ilfa

ArsenalGear

>>461293

LOL this has to be Cinders

PC Name: Eos
HDD: Selene
Virtual Drive: SHODAN
External: KOSMOS
PSP: Reverie

>>463369

LOL shhhh person who's probably Chade. Don't blow my cover.

Laptop: Ein
C Drive: Empyuu
D Drive (External Hard Drive): DTD

pc: MAI WAIFU

\\DAIOH
C: System
D: Data
lol

BLARGH_DESKTOP and BLARGH_LAPTOP

...

what?

>>461337
Hostnames have nothing to do with Ethernet. Waste of a 1337GET.

I named one of my boxen "tachikoma". Appropriate since it has a Micro-ATX motherboard. Another box is named "nanodesu". Those are the only weeaboo hostnames I have used.. so far.

My computer is named CASPAR-3. Because it's a bitch that always disagrees with me.

megahurtz

Muse ....and not because of the gay band. Because that's what my laptop is to me.

It doesn't have one.

I named my black macbook Cirno. Can anyone guess why?

My computer is named Xeelee.

Bonus points for anyone who gets the reference.

Fine I just make one.

Laptop: Slowpoke (playing Oblivion using 512 MB DDR2 laptop hence the name)
Desktop: Patchy (my wallpaper is Patchouli 90% of the time).

>>465173
So technologically advanced from the others?

>>465182

No, its only a Core 2 duo laptop ;_;

Desktop: Administrator
Laptop: Well, it's a company laptop, hence it's a random jumble of numbers and letters.

So how is this gay thread /jp/-related?

My laptop's name is Myon.

...in b4 Yuyu-sama.

I named my laptop Jasmine, after my favorite kind of tea.

PC: Momo
Laptop: Alice

RAID Array: ELESIA
I didn't change my computer/user name though.

FBIMAGNET

Computer LeMU, hard drives LeMMIH and IBF... and Hakurei.

I couldn't think of anything.

I named my desktop Yubiseiakanegaseki (or whatever)
My laptop is SHAMEIMARU

>>466045

Go for night school. Take up an apprenticeship and become a skills trade worker.

Or go into crime. That's fine too.

Well, OP. I guess the only option left for you is to become AN HERO.

Start by joining your local volunteer fire brigade.

>>466045
I dropped out of highschool at 16.
I spent a year as a NEET, then got my GED.
As soon as I turned 18, I started going to college and got a job in a call center.

Now, I'm about to finish my 2 year degree. High school is fucking worthless.

>>466078
Johan?

>>466077
Will they take high school graduates?

PC: Desu
Laptop: Boku

>>461335
>Thomas the Tank Engine.
Fuck yeah, Thomas.

My computers aren't named weeaboo names. A couple of HDDs are though;
-1jouMatsuri
-ToranoAna

Desktop - Unagi-Linux
Laptop - Unagi

Weeaboo names?

Main desktop: Reverie
Backup desktop: Alpha
Main Laptop: Mahoro
Writing Laptop: Sumomo
Backup Laptop: Freya

>>466124
Reverie ;__;

Desktop1: Pentagon
Desktop2: useless
Laptop: Xbox 360

I named my wii Cirno.

my computer(s) are just named localhost since I am incredibly unoriginal.

>>466157
So what do you do?

Desktop PC: Administrator
Laptop: Admin

MOE~

ULTRAHOMO

C: Dudkov
D: Ivan
E: Boris

Weeaboo? This is Russaboo...

>>466160
I'm a stripper in a gay bar.

Desktop: Dead Nigger Storage
Laptop: 2pac

>>466183
What's the pay like?

if you want to goto japan via the marines and no goto iraq. You must speak and read japanese fluently, make sure they know this and for your job sign up for logistics (because you might still goto iraq at some point and you don't want to be on the frontline.)

>>466183
that would be a really stupid decision on the part of the owner

>>466175
Oh ho.
But did you really want to name one of your drives Boris?

>>466185
lol, i should do that :P

Homeko

>>463377
Of course I expected someone else to have done it, but I named my laptop KOS-MOS.

Desktop 1: Arcus Prima
Desktop 2: Arcus Niger
Laptop: Messis

I named my computer shikieiki and my external hard drive "kokuhaku".

...it was originally named kohaku, but I had a moment of loneliness and kept thinking how similar it was to kokuhaku whenever I opened it.

>>466351
diff anon here; mine does. But it's been idle since its inception (2004). So lol.

>>466351
We switch perspectives between the main male character and the main female character during the game. We are doing multiple releases with each one focusing on a different female character and a different story line (ignoring the past events of the other games), then if I make money off of them and they start to get a following, crunching them all together into one.

>>466377
>make money off of them

Hah, good luck. No one wants a gaijin VN.

I got accepted to an ivy school and somehow I ended up in the same situation as the OP, no
driving and all. I just completely lost my motivation to go to college.

>>466188
aren't you more likely to get blown up in logistics than as an infantryman?

>>466017
I had considered this. if I join the army will I have to give up my animu and the vidya? what are the physical requirements on entry? do I have to be able to pass all the running and push ups from the very beginning?

>>466271
don't cops need a degree now?

>>466381
The American anime market would with its growing number of narutards and avatar faggots.

tinny P3 thinkpad name = blah

Workstation: Becky
Gaem box: Himeko
Video box: Akane
Webserver: Misao
Lab server: Miyako
Laptop: Rei
Rarely used windos laptop: Kurumi
Rarely used fileserver: Ichijo
Token slot-A Athlon: Rokugou

I call my thumb drive Bardiche.

>>461250
pc- evangeline-san
laptop- shinku
thumb drive- lain
ext hdd- mokona

Main PC server: Yuki
Networked PC#1: Ryoko
Networked PC#2: Emiri
Networked PC#3: Kuyou
Laptop: Tsuruya

Not surprisingly, Ryoko crashes at least once every two weeks, mainly because it gets worked out the most due to it being the gaming PC.

And for some reason, I can't get Kuyou (the PC used as the home office) to share files with the main server, although the other PCs could share without problems.

As for Emiri, it hardly gets used. Sad, but it is spring break.

My C: Drive is Motoko Aoyama.
My 500GB external hard drive is Yuki Nagato.

server: Nobue
pc1: ana
pc2: chika
laptop1: miu
laptop2: matsuri
network media server: chinkyuu
network media player: ryofukochan

Laptop: Rin
Desktop: Miku
Zipdrive: Nietono no Shana

...yeah.

>>466591
My first external HD is called Reinforce, while the second one is called Rein Zwei

Computer has a boring name ): Harry.

External HD is called ANIKI
mp3 player is Neuro
phone is Katsura

Server: Ringo
HDD1: Eclair
HDD2: Lumiere
HDD3: Ringo

>>467071
Wait, what? A motherfucking Zip drive?