/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Shoot her in the head.

Masturbate

Why would you put random internet strangers in stupid situations like that? Seriously why?

Sage for socially awkward post.

drink it

Get that girl a diaper

master bait

>>4659376

>>4659376
Gently clean her little cute vag and then proceed to get it dirty again by pounding it at full force with my diamond hard cock.

lick her clean is the only right choice

Murder her.

wait for her to leak poop.

>>4659514
White Snake gone wrong?

Rape her.

clean her.

gouge the head and kill.

Put her in a newspaper-covered room, and wonder why there's an un-house-trained Touhou running around.

clean, rape.

Pat her head and tell her it's alright, then clean her, kiss her and help her fight her incontinence

>>4659406
>>4659546
>>4659653
Nice /b/ tier response.

Piss myself too so she won't feel so bad about it.

>>4659389
Lucky bastard, I still use journeyman bait.

diapered her

>>4659376

Tell her what a good girl she is and join her. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.

Everybody pees their pants! It's the COOLEST!

>>4659723

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

>>4659372
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>go on /jp/
>look at first thread
>/b/ tier slander thread about my mistress

everyone in this thread can climb a wall of dicks

>>4659684
Yeah, because no one in /jp/ is into rape, newfriend.

>>4659777
Yeah but I was expecting a better response than: "herf derf, rape her!"

"Rape her" has been said so much times on 4chan that it has become a saying. Newcomers have the tendency to mimic such sayings; hence, the reason why I accused them of being from /b/. Also note how I didn't quote your post despite the fact that you also alluded to raping her. At least you put some effort in your post in order to deviate from the (expected) norm.

Diapers are both moe and a practical solution to this problem.

>>4659983
It's less common to immediately say "herf derf rape her" in /jp/

If you can't follow /jp/'s logic then get out.

>>4660004
IS IT THAT TIEM AGAIN?

>>4660009
Back to whatever website Suigin is always telling you to get back to.

>>4660107
Sup, Suigin?

>>4660019
It's been about a month, so yeah, probably. Just depends on the usual crowd showing up.

>>4660145
I never post as anon, newfriend

Spank that naughty girl. And than rape. Next cut arms off. Fuck in the eyesocet.

Etc.

>>4660157
Somebody posted the newest touhou diaper pic a couple days ago.

>>4660259
Oh? I haven't seen this artist before. Is it another guy from Pixiv?

>>4660279
somebody from babylook

also the artist who did lily and P.Sisters has a poll up asking which character you would like to see him draw next. Its on his Pixiv page, I voted for the NEET herself

>>4659723
Is this pic related? I've only watched the first season.

no more diapers?

Invite her to use my bathroom to allow her to clean herself up.

>>4660476
There's not much more out there that's new; most of it is all by that one Pixiv artist mentioned above anyway.

is there a way on putting on diapers right?

>>4660303
Awesome, just voted. Went for Kogasa, since it seems like a cute idea for a cute Touhou.

bumpan epic thread

>>4660575

>>4660592
Don't be a fag, the thread will move well enough on its own while there's still conversation to be had.
>>4660553
The are a few ways to actually "put on" a diaper. Which one you use is mostly just dependent on preference and location. For example, you wouldn't change into a new diaper while lying down if you were in a public restroom.
Mostly you just want to make sure it fits snugly around your waist, perhaps even a little tighter than you might want. Once the diaper takes on weight, if it isn't secure enough it will likely sag, and the resulting gap between your skin and the diaper can cause chaffing.