/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Snake Sunday.

>>46593032
oh you like monstergirls? name 5 monstergilrs that arent dark priest

>>46593043
light priest
mixed priest
more light than dark priest
somewhat dark-ish priest
potentially dark priest

>>46592968
I bet she eats bananas really weird as well without realizing it.

>>46592968
>"I'm a guy!"
>"Girl, you have bigger tits than me, AND i'M A HOLST!"

>>46593042
I'm very curious about snake crimes

>>46593137
Cutting your food at all instead of swallow it whole.

>>46593043
>dark angel
>dark valkyrie
>dark mage
>dark slime
>dark manticore

>>46593121
And then she has to jerk her boyfriend off because he gets hard looking at it

>>46593148
not even a vorefag but girls swallowing things is hot
if i get a lamia gf i would forbid her to chew

>>46593196
All fun and games until she swallows your pizza whole.

>>46593132
I would pull alp in and make out with her very time she tries to assert that she's a man, that ought to teach her

>>46593196
>not even a vorefag
Brainrot. Thinking women swallowing things whole is hot comes free with your "having a dick".

I don't want a Monster wife. If they respect humans so much why can't they respect that wish? Is it a lack of faithfulness that we can live happily without anyone else? Do they forget we are men and not human women? They should respect my wish to not have a monster wife. If they want, they can wait until I'm dead and send me to some lonely ghost in Hel but let me live how I want first.

There is literally no argument that can made against this that isn't an ad hominem.

>>46593225
>I don't want a Monster wife
Then leave the thread that's specifically about them?

>>46593032
>Pharaoh: "I DO NOT SERVE! I RULE-"
>Vine Boom sound effect.wav

>>46593245
I will.

>>46593137
Disrespecting the Ice Queen

>>46593269
k, see ya next tomorrow.

>mg's face when the boy she fancied turns 18

>>46593283
>implying they have to wait

>>46593203
>She keep talking about how she's a man and everything
>Slap her ass
>She makes the most feminine and genuine moan you have ever heard

>>46593292
Satyros for example has a reason to wait.

>>46593308
Depends. In Germany you can buy beer when you're 14 years old.

>>46593283
imagine being awoken by a kiki at the literal instant the minute hands turns to midnight as years of suppressed lust is unleashed at once.

>>46593318
*16

>>46593327
It is 14 if you get your parents approval.

>>46593332
12 with your parents dissaproval.

>>46593332
You can't buy alcohol at 14, regardless of. You can drink with your parent's permission.

how do i cheer up haku-sensei? she keeps getting bullied by the 6 cheshire sisters in my class.

Miss Dark Mage will teach you aaaall about magic but you have to call her "big sis" from now on and say "Pretty please can you teach me magic, big sis?

>>46593351
Write "hag" on the board as well.

>>46593351
Tape a photo of an empty egg carton to the board

>>46593390
Too far.

>>46593303
I would never slap alp butt. I would, however, fondle it, repeatedly, and marvel at how soft, round and shapely it is. Maybe even grope alp's tail.

>>46593380
>>46593390
purple paws typed these posts

Yeah Monsters are strong but you know who they can never beat? John Cena. They can't see him.

>>46593400
Grope alp tails in public

>>46593491
You can't grope your bro in public! You can't even grope him mid-brojob (it messes with his concentration).
You just give him a high five and do some montages of topless volleyball together.
Because that's what BROS do.

>>46593491
>alp starts acting uppity
>grab the tail
>kiss the tip
It's just that easy

mud pussy

>>46593585
Tell me about mud. Why does she have pussy?

which monster has the most weaknesses?

>>46593720
Your wife, because she is weak to everything you do.
<3 <3 <3

>>46593566
>You can't even grope him mid-brojob (it messes with his concentration).
But you can give headpats.

>>46593895
the cum gremlin

>>46593895
What a frightening scenario to find yourself in

Doragonsu

Saramanda

I'm on the run from the law because I stole all of the candy from the Sabbath's free candy bowl. :(

We should be productive on this fine day. How do we get more crossovers between monster girls and the magical girl genre? It feels like a ripe area for fics and pics.
>Sabbath is a natural fit for a million reasons
>MANY Mamono have natural crime fighting powers and tendencies
>MILFy mamono squeezing into their old Warrior of Love and Justice outfits are fine, too
>You can go a bunch of ways with it
> Five of the same girl, like 5 witches?
> Five different girls? Sailor Spider, Sailor Snek, Sailor Squirrel, Sailor Sally, and Sailor Sasquatch?
>They could fight real bad guys every once in a while (Order holdouts, maybe even extra-dimensional intrusions from /tg/) and subdue them with love and justice (if they're monsters, then turn them into mamono, and if they're men, turn them into husbands--probably for the mamono of the week they're helping out).
Just a ton of stuff you could do.

>>46594394
See, this is the kind of crime that 5 sailor suited warriors of love and justice need to go out and correct.

I'd rather see an 80s cartoon monster girl series like GI Joan, where each of the monsters get their own action figure with voice lines!

>>46593043
Sea Bishop
Shirohebi
Ryu
Satyros
Ocelomeh

>>46594423
>remember children, having sex is half the battle

>>46594423
I'd be up for that too, honestly. MAMONO, SEXUALIZE MY CHILDHOOD!
Except My Little Pony. Steer clear of that mess.

>>46594423
Manticore and hellhound bully stole my recon agent, 'After-Glow' mothman figurine and won't give it back.

>>46594448
Monsterizing MLP would probably make it less worse. It'd just be Unicorns doing cute things in a SoL anime.

>>46594423
"Action figure" is what tomboy Living Dolls call themselves.

>>46594508
"Onahole" is what I call them

>>46594483
I'm not worried about that part--I'm worried about Bronies showing up.

>>46594532
What are they going to do? Fuck the unicorns?

manticore blep

>>46594483
>centaurs with sparkly skin/coat colors
Yes please

>>46593491
Anon that's addictive, for both you and alp

Dead

>>46594622
>"Hi, my name is anon, and I'm addicted to alp tail"

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117834338
ms apophis oral

Donating five dollars to the monstergirl cosplay streamer to call her mid on stream

Imagine spending the night with your monster babysitter while your parents went out to party
https://files.catbox.moe/v237p6.webm

>>46593343
In my fantasy wish fulfillment world there is no age limit to buy alcohol or drunk driving laws

>>46593895
I got filtered at the first boss in this game because it involves a rhythm and memorization minigame and I'm shit at those

imagine a monster so much bigger than you that she can put you in her clothes while she works out
haha

>>46595142
some of the platforming stuff later requires such precision. cathedral boss is brutal

>>46595064
>Alp Touchers Anonymous

>>46593332
If it's with your parents' approval, you can drink whenever the hell you want.

>>46592317
>"Why the fuck would anyone want that?"
whenever you hear this, know that it is desperate cope from mortal men fated to die. Human men NEED to be saved by monsters (elves especially) so that their mayfly lifespans don't go up in smoke

plus if you die ms banshee will be sad, and that's unconscionable

If you fuck a lich or other undead monster, do you automatically become an undead as well or just a regular incubus?

I wish to serve mighty Pharaoh with all of my heart and spirit.

>>46595384
I wish to serve mighty Pharaoh with my tongue and cock

>>46595398
That too! What shall we do to attract our respective Pharaoh's attention? She is high and divine, but we be lowly peasants.

>>46593042
What if the IRS sends their cutest tax collector would she pay?

>>46595409
Your best bet is to explore undisturbed pyramids until you find the Pharaoh's sarcophagus. The first man to open it should be who she wants as a husband!

tfw fired by your monster wife/boss at your job because while you are a good husband your a terrible employee

>>46595288
Immortal elves overly, delicately concerned with a mortal's short lifespan is a cute trope.
Imagine passing through one of their villages, trying to leave, and being told at the gate to please go back to the inn, you're not allowed to leave until you've been 'fixed'.

>>46595485
>organ failure will set in. it'll be terminal without treatment
>how long do i got, doc?
>roughly 70 or 80 years

lick demon feet

>>46595527
>”Only cure’s becoming an Incubus, so either go to the matchmaker or come here and fuck these tits.”

>>46595627
>come here and fuck these tits.”
make it pussy or ass and we have a deal

>>46595643
Anon, you don’t lead with that. Good monster doctors know you need to lead with foreplay.

>>46595643
if you want to go against her medical advice you better get a second opinion

>>46595627
anon will sneak out of town he isnt ready to become an incubus

>>46595673
Attempting to escape medical treatment is a CRIME. You could DIE, do you know that? You'd DIE. You'd leave the village and all those elves would know that you DIED in just a few short years, all because they weren't vigilant enough and let a sick person get away. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! STOP IT!

>>46595673
i didn't make it past the guards

>>46595673
Easy way to become the center of an elven gangrape and now you’re the husband of like 10 city guards. Great job doofus.

>>46594423
It's all fun and games until someone accidentally puts military-grade AI chips into the action figures.

>>46595724
being the elf guardswomen's stress-relief barracks boy and cumpump
it's exhausting work (though the pampering from the off-duty guards is nice)

Reminder that rajangs are extremely heavy sleepers you could practically fuck their tits, cum and they most likely won’t wake up

Gimme cute chibi lich that'll make silent kuu lich noises when I squeeze her

>>46595724
one man cant handle all that elf

>>46595794
>he doesn't know about the instinctual sleep grab
She'll be rolled over onto you the second you're within range.

>>46595827
Obce the lich figures out how to miniaturize people the fairies are going to go extinct.

>>46594989
Who's in the red corner?

>>46595733
>military-grade chimps

>>46595968
You. If you lose she’ll take you as her husband, if you win you have to take her as your wife.

>>46596033
There's no way I'm losing this!

>>46596033
Sounds kinda rigged desu.

I'm bored.
Which mg should I make a gemmy sѳylita edit of?

>Drive went bye-bye
>100s of unique MGE pics never made public on it
>Unrecoverable
It hurts a bit.

>>46596122
What are you on about?

>>46596130
Couldn't recover my lost files today. I had lots of MGE art comms, etc. that are now gone to the void.

>>46595794
i dont wanna fuck tits, i wanna milk tits
imagine all the high level milk a high level monster girl would produce

>>46596122
>he doesn't save everything important on an external harddrive

>>46596122
>>46596136
Sorry you had to learn the importance of backups the hard way.

>my HDDs are all over 10 years old
>my computer is a Frankenstein put together from different, old office computers
>a few parts busted over the years and had to be replaced
Should I worry.

>>46596180
Always have a backup.
And one backup is no backup, so back it up again

>>46596180
You could try praying. Works for me.

>>46596122
>100s of unique MGE pics never made public
Yeah anon, and i'm the king of england

It's fine. Miss succ knows the importance of backing up her files!
Why, to protect her important anon fanfic word document she copied and pasted it to her desktop 8 TIMES to be extra safe!

I told Malef that she should send all of her lieutenants to fight the Order Rangers together instead of only sending one at a time and she just looked at me like I was crazy.

>>46595649
>>46595656
>foreplay.
then let me perform cunnilingus instead

https://files.catbox.moe/4n10mp.png
Who do you think is behind the rise of ELF SEX and elf romance in the seasonal anime, lately?

Fat cat

>>46596264
sure you dont want that second opinion?

>>46596275
Hmm, what's that coloration un the bottom?

>>46596294
Just a shadow

Don't think about it

going to drag and drop my succuvirus

>>46596294
better feel it up to make sure it isn't cancerous

>>46596180
need more chibi hebi

>>46596281
uhh...no?

>>46595733
i WILL hack the action figurines' AI cores and i WILL play wargames with them, and they WILL be happy

>>46596307
>Where we droppin', Anon?
oops, what you thought was a succu-virus turned out to be a pyrow-virus, prepare to play zoomer vidya with her and also TF2, she likes the flamethrower

>>46596357
>she likes the flamethrower
WHICH ONE? THERE’S LIKE 5

>>46596410
the phlog

>>46596416
Based I will be her pocket medic

>>46596410
she changes them constantly so the enemy can't predict her and also because ADHD but the new one is the most "mid" in her opinion so she doesnt use it

>>46596275
This old cat is gorgeous.

>>46596325
there are bunch of them

>>46596275
wonder what her milk tastes like

Just shiroheBI yourself

>>46596588
"Po prostu bądź sową" speaks to me more.

>>46596588
oh great, now she won't hold back all of her pent up feelings to anon

After committing suicide, what are the odds that I'll be reincarnated in MGE?
I read a Bardo Thodol that says that if you put enough spiritual effort, you can go to any world you want after death.

>>46596786
I think you have more chances winding up in a good place like MGE after living a good life, than offing yourself, becuase this one is bad.
Why would you get rewarded for running away from struggle?

Monsters gimmicks and personality quirks always become extremely cute or lewd when applied to a loli version. Just as an example think of the Zipangu girls like Inaris, Ryus, Yuki/Tsurara-Onnas, Kejs, Ochis, Kunoichis, etc.

>>46596829
Smol Bogie acting like she's adult and you're a little boy.

Could you drink your wife under the table?
Do not literally drink your slime wife underneath the table if applicable

>>46596945
I've been abstaining all my life so probably not

>>46596945
She either has a constitution made of steel or is a bigger light weight than a blue oni, no inbetweens.
You'll find out quickly, because Sally can't resist challenging you to a drinking match.

Post fat cats

>>46596945
I want to drink beer runnig down my wife's back and accumulating on that pool that forms in the lower back before the buttocks

I want a black harpy to call me a filthy pervert while I lick her talons.

>>46596945
I'll drink whoever I want

Monsters get pissed when you reincarnate and dont automatically love her again.

>>46597043
shouldn't have let me die

>>46596945
Artfairy can drink her body weight in vodka.

>>46597149
Anon please.
Any artist can do that.

>>46596945
She's a loli and not one of the big drinker species, so probably extremely easily.

>>46597149
artfairy y-you're scaring me. maybe we should call it a night-

>>46597220
i can fix her

I'm going to propose to the wine goat!

>>46597531
You have to get her sober first, otherwise she will just cry about how you don't actually love her and only say those things to cheer her up.

None shall pass

>>46597542
>give her some hay
>walk passed her as she munches on her hay with happy moo noises
easy

>>46597542
Guess ill go the other way then

>>46597542
Looks like I can't go abreast of you miss holst haha.

>>46597542
none shall pass thirsty

>>46596945
>Eel
She has a body mass advantage but Asians are lightweights. So, maybe, but I don't drink much and wouldn't try anyway. I'd rather have some tipsy flirting with no veneer of competition. I suppose that's not very manly, but she knew what she was getting into.

>>46596959
Goddamn, I love this image.

>>46597542
Oh, I didn't want to go past. I was looking for the strong, cute, milky pass guardian I heard about and now that I've found her I'll never need to go anywhere again. The rest of the party may pass while my new wife and I begin our honeymoon. I'm not afraid to take one (wife) for the team.

>>46597568
>*blocks your other path*

>>46597542
That blade looks pretty blunt. It looks like a toy.

>WHAT DID YOU SAID ABOUT MINECRAFT??

>>46597590
Forest path it is...

>>46597590
>>46597542
What is wrong with cows?
I thought it was goats that blocked paths.

>>46597593
1.7.10 or 1.12.2 with mods is better than whatever is the latest version.
You get an armored jetpack and fine-tuned movement control instead of some dinky looking wings that break and give no armor bonus and are a health and safety hazard at every turn
Just toss me to the nearest Anubis pit now please and thank you

>>46597607
They're probably just copying what the goats do since its an easy way to get a husband
Even if they are blocking the path to his mailbox, anon will be forced to marry cow

>>46597643
>Cow/mino/haku(god forbid) just milling around anon's front door, grazing on his lawn, waiting for him to leave so she can quench his thirst
scary

>>46597641
Na,h, you're right. Golden age of modpack too. I miss fanta and bob vids...

>>46597641
It's a shame how they didn't integrate the smartmove mod into the core game. Shit's so good.

>>46597216
That's a proper childhood with your grandmomster, then she makes your momster jealous that you had the privilege of having her as your first woman despite being the second pair of titties that you sucked in your life

>>46597607
Goats, cow, deer... It's an ungulate thing.

>>46597607
path blocking is honored tradition

>>46597752
I bet if I pull those seals off she'll be so grateful she won't rape me.
>Just causes her breasts to swell four cup sizes.
>Still get raped.

>Forms a circle around you while you're not paying attention
>Eye level with tits all 360 degrees
>*Blocks your path*
>*Blocks your path*
>*Blocks your path*
how now anon?

>>46596498
Nah she's old and fat

>>46597779
I pull the pin out of the grenade and hold it close to my chest.
TENNO HEIKA BANZAI

>>46597793
>grenade blows up
>releases aphrodisiac gas instead of an explosion
>last thought before getting cow'd is "Damn tanukis!"

>>46597779
They can't like, force me, to drink their milk.

>>46597792
Someone is going to have to wipe off that seat, you know.

>>46597779
>pinball noises as the cows start bouncing Anon back and forth between them using their tits

>>46597820
last time i sneak into the barometz enclosure

smelly sweaty mino tomboy

>>46597870
>smelly sweaty mino tomboy jokingly tells anon to lick her sweat off
>madlad actually does it
>mino starts getting embarrassed and shy as anon keeps licking her even after she is "clean"

>>46597792
I love when fat hags wear extremely revealing clothes, and no underwear

>>46597792
I'll make her feel young and pretty again.

>>46597870
cow armpits

>>46597542
Damn, Ms. Holst is even stricter than Ms. Haku.

I will dropkick a Shog.

whats the difference between mgs and youkai?

>>46597901
Or underwear that is really easy to "accidentaly" remove

I would huff a trolls butt while she did me a daisy chain hat

>>46597870
The best part of having a gym membership

>>46597985
>no bush
Cant be a hag

>>46598022
You do know things like razors and wax exist, right?

>>46597901
Miss Wight stinky pussy all bare and spreading her smell everywhere...

>>46598022
Hags really like to take care of themselves you barbarian

What’s the most effective weight loss program for a dragon?

>>46597870
>Yo! Anon! I got like an hour until my next meeting, wanna help me cool off in the supply closet?

Watch out anon, an evil spirit! You can tell she's evil because she's wearing a hooded black robe, like evil people do!

>>46598175
better hand over your ring

The shortcut to magic is to just steal magic items from magical monsters, you'll quickly end up with a bag of tricks

>>46598150
Thats the trick.
They don't

>>46598201
What happens if I go to dragonia and call a dragon fat?

>>46598191
But I asked a magic monster for her mana container and all she did was unhook her bra

What happens if I go to fathagonia and call a fathag a dragon?

>>46598222
>>46598238

You end up married to a low ranking wyvern as punishment

>>46598250
But is she a fat hag?

Consider going as an eggcarton for the grand dragonian costume party

>>46598255
If she's low ranking she's probably a loli mesugaki wyvern

>>46598277
gross

>>46598175
*SMACK*
Evil spirit pacified.

>>46596829
>Loli Hakutaku
>Hat too big, has to keep adjusting it
>Says everything with confidence, is wrong most of the time
>Tries to hide the fact she still counts with her fingers
Cute...

>>46598255
Potentially

>>46598255
>backup_text_files.png

What can I, a mere ape not even close to being even 100 years old, offer a wise, powerful, great, esteemed, millenia-old dragon?

>>46598381
Offspring.

>>46598381
a backrub

>>46598381
Scaled lizard hands typed this post

>>46598381
compliments and tail massages mostly

>>46598381
Obedience.
Respect.
A milkshake.
Submission.
Love
Servitude

If dragons are so great then why is my neighbour a fat-ass old dragon who keeps sending me ancient gold coins through the letterslot?

Fat hag dragons deserve mating press correction

>>46598420
Lots of hugs and cuddles too

You think she expects tongue on your first ever kiss?

I got my subscription to fat hags weekly, how about you?
Those danukis really struck gold with this magazine I'm telling ya.

>>46598494
post proof

>>46598494
It's only filled with pictures of fat expired Danukis though, I want more hags

>>46598528
All this and more is yours for only $9.99 (full name and address needed)!

monsters that don't fit into hag or loli categories must be angry.

>>46598494
I got the scratch and sniff edition and nearly threw up.

>>46598323
>Hakutaku lolis
They must be real model student types

>>46598563
>>46598569
I deserve to be squished by fat hags

>>46598599
An adult, physically fit Jinko may not be on everyone's mind, but she is on mine.

>>46598599
Baphos are always angry

>>46598599
ms teenage dhampir does seem to have a lot of troubles she's acting out

>>46598599
There's a noticeable lack of short-stacks in MGE. There's like Hobgoblins (and they're closer to lolis) and MAYBE Gremlins

>>46598686
ms claustrophyte

>>46598599
I'll always love my aged monsters. Or at least ones that look like that.

>>46598494
Danukis can't keep getting away profiting from everything, magazines, television, internet... is there something free from their grasp?

>>46598686
There's the Claustrophyte and Creeping Coin.

>>46598704
Male genitalia lmao

>>46598686
Well you will get plenty if you happen to get into the Navverse

>>46598720
Oh snap

Nice monster girl picture, retard.

>>46598760
Give me a MGE meme that expresses the same sentiment and I'll use that next time

chucklingchesh.gif

>>46598735
>Oppai Loli loliba Fox
Extremely dangerous

>>46598770
I didn't go looking very deep, so there might be something better out there.

>>46598784
>Already used
Something else

Sunday is the day we worship JESUS. Post sexy mamono Jesus in her honor!

>>46598804
Thank you, I will use this in future instances of burns

I HATE THE DEMON LORD
I HATE THE DEMON LORD
I HATE THE DEMON LORD

>>46598820
Glad I could help.

>>46598811
K

Would you date a french frog girl?

>>46598854
Yes, that French frog in Monster Girl Dreams is peak

I wanna cum inside Druella so much she’d worry I died from sex!

>>46598494
You didn't give them your home address did you?

>>46597870
>mino roommate comes in from mowing the lawn
>fan blowing over her glistening abs filling the room with minonium particles
>gives you a weird look when you stare at her flapping her tank top to cool off

>>46598854
I'd date a stinky french harpy.

>>46598446
>whoops, I dropped a massive chunk of gold I brought from my cave-spanning, vault-filling hoard, ha ha

>>46599039
>haha wouldn't that be funny if it was a dowry? just kidding! unless...

>>46599125
>Oh whoopsie! Clumsy me! I just dropped a pair of matching diamond rings on the floor just outside your apartment! Kind of like wedding rings, isn't that a funny coincidence haha! I'm only joking...?

>Cowgirl wearing cowprint leotard riding her husband cowgirl

>>46598480
No way
However, she will expect extended eye contact, physical closeness, and a demonstration of your handwriting on the first date.

>>46599125
>dragons online permanently flustered and confused that men want affection more than wealth
>hundreds of "Is my hoard too small?" posts after they get rejected
>comments about healthy relationship dynamics buried by outlandish schemes to get more gold so guys will fall for the original poster

>>46599250
>Meanwhile, Miss Wurm and her hubby are getting brunch.

>>46597542
You fight with the strength of many mamonos ma'am knight
Im Anon, king of the....anons.
...
...
I seek the lewdest and bustiest knights to join me in harem at my basement.
You have proved yourself worthy, will you join me?
...
...
You leave me thirsty, so be it.
>None shall pass
Wha-
>None shall pass
I have no quarrel with you good ma'am knight but i must cross this path.

>>46599266
>wurp posts a pic of her pancakes
>makes mistake of showing her husband's plate in the background
>dozens of seething replies calling her a broke snake, telling her that her husband probably had to buy that for her, and demanding that she post hoard
>replies two hours later with a blurry pic of her husband posing on a gem mountain with her claw covering part of the shot
>three rows of seething replies

>>46599250
Seems like being HOARDED is getting too popular online with the dragons these days

Got the drop on a sleeping kunoichi and slid an engagement ring on her finger while she slept! Now she's gonna wake up really confused and flustered! Hah, friggin' owned.

>>46599356
>that little gold after 3000 years
>ngmi sis

>>46599250
>the kitsune-dragon war has been going on for eons
>the subject, of course, is which side can get men better.
>dragons offer incomprehensible wealth, fame, and power.
>foxes simply offer a warm meal and loving embrace between the tails
>the dragons just cant understand why the foxes get all the men despite them having so much more.
>one day a dragon gets fed up and walks up to a pair kitsune out for lunch, her eyes greedily drawn to the two wedding rings on their fingers, signifying that they BOTH have their own man.
>"i dont get it! why do you foxes get all the love"
>the two kitsune smile at each other, one of them holds out her hand
>"tell me, what is the value of this ring?"
>the dragon examines it for a moment
>"the metal is worth 500 dollars and the diamond is worth 6000, not even pocket change from my hoard. i could afford to cover a man in jewelry many times the value of that ring"
>the two kitsune laugh
>"my... you dont even see its true value. as long as you are blind to that, you'll remain alone forever."
>the dragon cant even stammer out a word. how could such a ring have HIDDEN value that she couldnt see? was it made by an artisan? was the kitsune bluffing?
>she storms off out of anger, but not fast enough to avoid hearing one of the kitsune say "i swear if lesbians were a thing half of these dragons would end up with a creeping coin" in an insulting tone
>the other fox laughs
>the dragon starts crying as she runs away. she remembered that her only friend is a creeping coin she accidentally hoarded.

>>46593032

how long have mg been lonely?

>>46598494
I'm only paying the GIGA channels, I'm not a big fan of gaping but I'm addicted to cumflation tournaments and the morning matchmaking league

>>46599406
I feel bad for the dragons
I'm going to marry one

>>46599439
Do you have the grit fir it
?

>>46599439
why stop at one?

>>46599438
Fuck off back to /trash/

>>46599448
I feel like I'd rather give all of myself to one dragon rather than split myself for multiple dragons

>>46599448
>at one
https://youtu.be/1lsn2tT5yTc

>>46599460
Very respectable. Would be nice to give other dragons genuine advice on courting men.

>>46597590
One cow only lies and the other only tells the truth?

>>46599493
And there's a third one that rapes you if you ask tricky questions.

>>46599493
>>46599496
>Fuck one
>Ask "Did i fuck her?" from the other
Easy.

>>46599406
>Dhar Mann monster girl videos

>>46599502
decent chance minotaur gets confused and forgets how she's supposed to answer

>>46599438
Your new subscription now includes other 99 channels of hag leagues and rebroadcasts of old matches with hags and hag matchmaking, special focus on Danuki athletes and Danuki matchamking applicants.

>>46599520
>implying anon wouldnt pick the minotaur

>>46599545
Minos...

Human apes are not so smug when you remind them just what small and pathetic creatures they really are compared to mighty Dragons.

>>46599609
She can be as smug as she wants, my cat still gets lap privileges

>>46599438
Someone has been reading LBL's doujinshi

>>46599609
Well, if you say so, Miss Dragon *walking past*

>>46599609
Whatever you say Miss Dragon *walking into and putting head between massive tits*

>>46599639
>>46599650
dragon has (forcibly) joined the party

>>46599664
>busty CC 8' elf priestess asks if you'd like to hold her hand on the way to the dungeon
d-damn old women...

>>46599609
This is why many humans dont marry Dragons they think themselves unworthy

>>46599664
That poor boy's pelvis...

Hot dormouse tea before bedtime.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that its 100% proven that snuggling your wife helps reduce post workout soreness.
I read it in a report by Mam Ano and I think it can be trusted.

>>46596275
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Remember anons, it doesn't matter how tempting it looks do not pull the string.
I repeat, do not pull the string, specially if you are not into lolibabas.

>>46599952
they should label those more clearly

>>46599952
Hags also use labels more often, they are that desperate

>>46600000
I wanna flick a Bapho's perky little breasts up and down with my finger.

>>46599952
When monsters wear a visible thong it's a signal that those are the mandatory pull points

>>46600030
I like when hags wear no visible underwear

>>46599940
The dream, sadly I don't have a werecat or an onsen, only have sake

I like when hags try to follow current trends or try to dress like the current fashion

An agent of chaos, a creature of pure evil, a fox.

>>46600080
With enough sake you can acquire both of those things.

>>46600091
I can fix her! I just kn

>>46600098
In mge maybe, here I will just get a ride to the emergency room

>>46600091
Pull the pin and throw her in the general direction of your enemy

>>46600127
The Kitty Hand(s) Grenade of Antioch!

>>46600127
Anon, you can't just pull a fox's pin like that

>>46600133
>"The world will fluff"
Mofu cultist

>>46600184
>In exactly three hours, the foxification bomb will detonate, transforming all monsters in the greater city area into a fluffier version of themselves. You are too late to stop my plans, Agent Anon, embrace the mofu! Huff the fluff! Even if you knew where it was, you would never be able to disarm it in time!

>>46600206
I was thinking about man cultists a la call of Cthulhu trying to summon forbidden mofu and drown the world into soft fur. I won't stop the foxification bomb, I will protect it

>>46600206
>raises glasses dot jiff

>>46599715
It's fine, his party knows protective magics like "Steel Bones" and "Physical Damage Immunity", the boy will not be harmed. The inn bed might, though.

>>46600206
Anon pulls out his own mofu bomb, there seems to have been a misunderstanding somewhere

You should be really careful when posting at such late hours, anon, there's all kinds of mischief caused by the ghosts at this time of night...

>>46600206
>you would never be able to disarm it in time!
I'd like to be the "I did it two hours ago" flavor of villain. I'm nowhere near competent enough, but that's the ideal.

>>46600182
Pull her mofu trigger, Anon. Do it!

>>46600309
>fox thinks anon is a fellow mofu cultist
>anon's mob is actually a hag mofu bomb
>he just explodes it before fox can stop him
>now the city is filled with hag foxes
oh no

need huge hell dog

>>46600313
Could deal with it in a way that dont take as much skill, like renting a pocket dimension from a magic shop and shoving the bomb in

>>46600318
out of stock on them sir
all we have are small hell dogs

>>46600334
Pet the puppy

>>46598274
And the eggs in the costume are your unhatched eggs
How cute

>>46600334
What the hell is this?

I want to be a prince charming to all the monsters that are never picked, send me all the nerdwans and the cancers and the glacies and the slugs etc. all of em!

>>46600334
Incomprehensible, the brochure for tallsville said there were giant dogs here, are you telling me that shortstack chesire at the gas n' go gave me incorrect directions?

>>46600397
>are you telling me that shortstack chesire at the gas n' go gave me incorrect directions?
maybe. but now there you're here, why not try one out for yourself? just pick one up and get to work.

>>46593032
>>>/jp/thread/46576619#p46592026
>>>/jp/thread/46576619#p46592035

Clearly there is a story here: A skinny and borderline malnourished faerie is being treated by her newfound boyfriend (and soon to be husband) with sex. And knowing mamono mana and MGE logic, the act of sex and administering spirit energy into the vagina or "creampie" is nourishment enough. So that kind boy pretty much helped a hungry faerie!

What reward or kind words of "thank you" should Titania big sister should give the boy other than blessings for marraige?

>>46600397
Can you tell me more about that shortstack chesh, does she look like that?

>>46600397
>are you telling me that shortstack chesire at the gas n' go gave me incorrect directions?
never trust cheshires, even more so shortstack cheshires
their shortness condenses her trickery into a puere form and her plumpness increases the total amount

>>46600435
>Marraige
>Marée
>Swamp
It was an ogre, not a fairy

>>46600472
I like them, nice lapcat

>>46600519
What are ye doing in my swamp?

>>46600580
Making waffles?

Swamps?

>>46599406
And then everybody clapped

>nerd Malef gives her long monologue about dragon superiority
>it completely lack passion and she keeps stuttering
>she ends with "please clap"

>>46600825
I would clap for her, I would stand up and clap even if the rest of the crowd wouldn’t. I’d then get on stage and princess carry her off and take her home

Please plap.

>>46600783
>And then everybody clapped fox cheeks*

Cheshire who likes playing pranks on people that keeps messing with me not so smug or amused when I punch her in the face and give her a bloody nose that makes her actually start crying and run away mumbling something about how "he hates meeee".

>>46600883
Modern theater tragedy

>>46600873
This, a hag malef dragon would be the ultimate waifu in my opinion

>>46600873
Dragon tail erotic

If you're planning to tame a dragon, remember that your best chance of success is to aim for the highest level dragon you can find. Physically you don't stand much chance against any of them, but an old dragon is far more likely to let you win.

gonna ask a dragon with her dad was a pathetic worthless ape

>>46600982
>dadon wondering why his daughter hasn't called in ages, afraid he may have done something to upset her

>>46600980
>Kulve Taroth
What does she do to get that unique breath, anyway? It's not fire at all, just raw, melting HEAT.

>>46600876
I would clap and plap a chuuni alp after she does her monologue thing.

>>46601087
I have no idea what's going on here but I like the bat snorkling

>>46600982
all smug monsters can be defeated by reminding them they have human fathers

>>46601092
>I have no idea what's going on here
Reposting from other boards without any meaningful context is the new hot thing here, first started by /vg/ tourists.

>>46601244
It's a drawpile. Multiple people sketching on the same whiteboard. It says "/monster/ drawpile" right there in the middle. It's not even the first time someone reposts one.

>malef wife wakes you up and tells you that someone has kidnapped your son
>you hurriedly put on your dark knight armor and ride out to find him
>eventually you find him out in the forest, playing with one of the dhampir kids from the nearby undead kingdom
>wife lands in front of them and starts giving a speech
>she never misses a chance to monologue
>dhampir kid looks terrified but still manages to improvise a speech of her own
>she draws her sword and prepares to fight the two of you

>>46601289
>/monster/
nigger doodles, then

>>46601298
Nope, I won't let my wife cock block my son. She gets stabbed with demon silver and back to bed we go.

Dead hours.

How do we address the teen pregnancy problem in MGC high schools?

>>46601553
Proper sexual education will remedy the lack of pregnancies that the public is concerned about.

>>46601567
>No! Wrong hole! F! see me after class!

>>46601553
We act like reasonable, responsible adults and completely ignore it.

>>46601604
how do we stop the WIDE crisis?
too many young monsters are convinced that making themselves as soft as possible is the best way to win a man over.

>>46601691
We need to convince them that men who enjoy other bodytypes exist and get them in the gyms more.
Too many girls think the gym is only for oni and minotaurs

>>46601604

Man, I just can't keep up with the lessons at the mage academy. At this rate I will be expelled for not having enough credits.
The "Many Supplying" class offers a huge amount of credits, I am taking that next semester!

>>46601713
Buffcubi need to be more visible.

>>46601725
or you could just start paying attention in class

>>46601776
They do.
An age of the musclebus would be a lovely thing.
Gotta show them fit is hip!

>Walk up to monster
>Any monster
>Point at them
>Say what species they are (dragon, fox, cow)
>Walk away while they are confused
this strategy is unbeatable. they literally have no response to this.

>>46601868
I would be very confused too if some random retard came up to me and said "Human", and then walked away.

>>46601890
This is what dragons online mean when they said they tried to ask a guy out and he didn't say yes.

>>46601922
You know, making monstergirls seem like dorks can be endearing and cute, but you guys overdo it beyond social awkardness and to the point of making them seem like they are mentally handicapped. The way you infantilize them so much says a lot about you. Maybe tone it down and try to look for more interesting bits than "haha monstergirl completely retarded"? It gets tiring really quickly.

Would you a mentally handicapped Lich? (she only has 120 IQ)

>>46601998
its a joke anon, an amusing jest, a haha funny moment