/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46576619
That titania is only 5 years old you sick fuck

Is pink good for you?

>>46576633
Pink danuki tongue on your face is good for you if that's what you're asking.
Rata and dormouse tongue is acceptable as well but nothing else.

>>46576341
And this is their theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhChHmk1o8c

>Why do p'orcers still maintain walled/armed strongholds despite the days of raiding villages and towns being over?
Many people wonder why they still have and emphasis on war and raiding, but they actually don't! In fact, all their weapons and their exclusive walled settlements are purely for defense. Not because they're worried about some sort of coordinated attack from governments, armies, or whatever. It's because they have a strong desire to protect their husband from elves. You see, elves are sluts. All they can think about is breeding. Back in the era of the former DLs, many of them had an obsession with being the breeding sows for orcs. But now, there are no longer male orcs; however, that desire is still strong in many young elves to this day. And what's the closest thing a modern elf can get to a modern male orc? That's right! The p'orcer's human chieftain. So, in order to protect their husband for deranged, horny elves, they take martial arts, weapon's training, and strong, defensible fortifications very seriously. Lest they have to add another girl to the chieftain's harem.

Hypothetically, if foxes snuck into my home when I saw sleeping, what are the odds that my body is untampered with? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Gaira should be out on the 25th.

>>46576697
Stronghold architecture is just cultural inheritance
>>46576764
Armpitchads, is it our time?

I don't actually have a favourite monster yet - how did everyone else decide on their favourites?

>>46576619
>meet fairy
>date fairy
>sex with fairy
>more sex with fairy
>fairy grows to 8ft tall and reveals that she was a titania all along
>titania says it was a test to find a man worthy of becoming the fairy king

>>46576755
One in a million, unless the fox that snuck in is the stray fox you've been seeing on your walk to the workplace and you fed it sandwich leftovers a few times. Then she'll sneak in and just lie down at the foot of your beed, as stray foxes are too weak to rape a man, even a sleeping one.
If that happens to be you, then good luck resisting her pleading eyes as she asks you for shelter from the cold asphalt and maybe a cup of water to wash her tail with, not concerned with her rumbling stomach begging for food.

>>46576848
Don't tell anyone, but it varies from moment to moment

Don't tell any big clingy endotherms, but I'm acutally very warm and soft.

>>46576848
It's always holstaur in 1st place

>>46576910
i meant ectotherms.
I really DON'T want a snek or dragon or other cold blooded monster to realise I am warm blooded.

>>46576923
I want to spend my summers working as a personal heater for dragons and lamias. I'd be paid whilst staying cool at night during heatwaves!v44tx

>>46576923
>>46576943
>Anon, can't you see, in the harsh desert climate we compliment each other perfectly!
>I'm a cold blooded ectotherm, meant to shield you from the scorching desert rays in the day
>You're a warm blooded endotherm, meant to keep me warm when it gets chilly, like those cold, cold desert nights
>But miss apophis, that's not fair! It's always cold, we're not in the desert, we're in the snow-
>Ah I disagree, my new hot water bottle, the arctic IS a desert!

>>46576849
sure i'll be a fairy king, but she'll have to spend one hour of each day shrunk back to fairy-size, but keep her boobs big. It'll be my first decree as king, and the second would be government-funded affordable housing for my citizens

>>46576987
Admit it man, you got played

>>46576987
Stupid apopsicle. I'll just sneak out at night and roll around in the freezing snow until I'm so cold she'll never want to hug me!

>>46576987
This Apophis looks so smug. I want to hear her brag evil plans to me until she gives me a smug grin expecting me to admit defeat only for me to kiss her nose so she blushes!

>>46576619
Normal day in a metropolitan Demon Realm. What type of Demon Realm can the big city metropolitan city areas be considered?

>>46577012
I want to be the personal assistant (under-desk oral provider) for a Lich CEO!

>>46577079
Same but for a demon ceo who has me on a leash.

>>46577106
Make sure to read the fine print of your employment contract - they might have included a marriage clause in the terms and conditions

Difference between an ogre and an oni?

>>46577012
AI art will always be amusing.

>>46577133
Ogres have layers

>>46577119
>they might have included a marriage clause in the terms and conditions
The leash and collar was a wedding gift she got.

>>46577133
Oni drink to gain their confidence (which is why they are so meek when they wake up with you the next day before their morning gallon).

Ogres are confident when they are sober but if they get drunk then they can't stop clinging to you and are emotional drunks.

>>46577003
You won't survive too, not a big loss she can find someone quickly.

>>46576764
qt noodle

>>46576619

You can't bridal carry a wock

>>46577246
That's because the wock wants to bridal carry you instead

>Wake up after a fitful night of sleep
>Find a nightmare, a ghost, and a demon all wrestling on the floor because each one claims she was 'hunting' you first.

Imagine Friday night coming back home after a hard week of work to a clean and tidy house because your auntster or your granda is there waiting for you with a hot and delicious homemade meal, a hot bath and ready to keep you company and drain you stress.

>>46577254
i like the part when monster rivals realize they can work together to achieve their goals

>>46577259
Those tits are comically long.

>>46577277
>"Girl's we're forgetting something?"
>The Nightmare and Demon on the floor look up at the ghost.
>"He also has two hands!"
>Anon feels the weight of three gazes fall upon him.

>>46577278
gravity is cruel to the eggplant youkai

>>46577259
Yukari wouldn't do a single chore if her life depended on it

>>46577304
Yukari would do all the chores if her sex life(read: chances of getting a guy to marry her) depended on it

>>46576987
When will monsters realise that us humans are meant for greater things than being their dakis - even though we are soft and maneuvarable and warm.

>>46577304
She has a computer that handles chores so it's fine it means Yukari can focus on the real important work (snoozing)

>>46577345
Desperate.

>>46577003
Kidnapped by yetis

>>46577278
Too much meat + age + gravity

>>46577136
Contrary to what art fags say about AI taking their jobs. Most of them are way too overactive or are even being disingenuous fear mongering grifters. Most people I've known or encountered use AI art simply for shits and giggles or to quickly scratch a fetish itch but keep it to themselves. Seems like they're just upset with AI art because it means less people paying for their overpriced commissions reaching up to $100 to $250+ range.

>>46576764
Towako is better

>Danuki Landlord and Kitsune Shrine Maiden both trying to get as much money out of anon as possible.
>Danuki wants him to have to pay rent with his body
>Kitsune wants him to join her in maintaining the shrine.
>anon is just mesmerized by how bottom heavy both of them are and how exposed both of them leave their asses.

>>46577448
oh great now we're both gonna get coiled by apopsicle.
one is bad enough, but a yeti and apophis compound on themselves.
an envenomated yeti is going to be so much more aggressive in her snuggling and cuddlerape.
an apophis with a soft, warm monster like a yeti in the midst of her coils will end up constricting even tighter to keep everyone together.

>>46577459
I'd be more worried if I was a data analyst or administrative staff member.
They're going to get the axe with a few remaining to double check the numbers/math

I've stolen the Pharaoh's prized trading card. Now she'll lose her weekly duel with apophis and I'll finally get noticed by a grape snake

I will unite apophis and pharoh with a common cause to correct me by any means possible.

>>46577259
How about grandma and auntster
They can share, I have enough stress for both of them

>>46577388
The vore ladies

>>46577448
I just want to be hugged.

>>46577519
Reminder that Hikkari will gap her chest bigger if you want it.
Or Rans

>>46577519
If Yukari is the grandma then Ran should be auntster

>>46577513
>Apophis holding you down and flooding you with her venom as the Pharaoh rides your dick
>Every time you go soft, you get another bite dosed with venom and another demand to stay hard from the God Voice
Have fun with the wedding anon.

>>46577483
>Apopcicle interrogates the Yeti under her heat lamp
>she wants to know the secrets behind Yeti fur blankets so she can get one

>>46577519
>>46577581
Well then you can have your stress drained by your auntster, your grandmomster and her friend

>>46577513
I am the filling for the grape and chocolate royal sandwich

>>46577606
I don't think i have enough stress or stamina for 3 thirsty hags

>>46577618
I enjoy the puffiness.

>>46577635
Too bad, you wouldn’t have a choice in the matter.

>>46577746
Detroit cat

>>46577765
The difference between dark skinned Cheshires and pale skinned ones doesn’t exist. You’re getting raped one way or another.

>>46577775
>The difference between dark skinned Cheshires and pale skinned ones doesn’t exist.
Except dark skinned ones are hotter.

>>46577635
Understandable.

Would you be willing to heal a broken monster girl?

>>46577746
choco chesh best chesh

>>46577786
No
Kogasa is for abuse

>>46577813
People like you belong in an even worse hell than standard

>>46577838
I guess playing vintage or modern would be worse

>>46576619
That's my nee-chan!

>pe-do c-p files 2024.

>forced to lick a hellhound's ass.

>real shota rapes

How can anyone dislike this silly fun youkai?

>>46577915
Stop posting the 'hus you have gorillion threads doe that

>>46577159
Seems like Ogres a tiny bit better

>>46578017
Where are our psychic monkeys KC?

Why must I touch cow?
What's her endgame?

I will never lose to beast races!

>>46578074
The endgame of all cows is to be milked.

>>46578074
The answer is to spawn a new herd.
Its the job of all cows.

Unless she's a cow in class and not in species.

>>46577915
Don't stop, but post cats instead.

>>46578137
cow as a class is overplayed even though I enjoy it, when do monsters start taking oni or dragon as their cross-class instead? Slimes don't count, their race-trait allows them to take any and all classes.

>>46578254
Dragons pitched a fit about dragon becoming a class so it only remains a rare race option.
Cow at least remains a solid buffing class and can multi-class or advance into a full-fledged set of prestige classes.

When you go through a lot of KC's making-of sketches for various girls, most of early sketch poses he uses often look better than the final sketch poses he adopts for the profile. Just my personal opinion on the matter.

>>46578298
>advanced cow classes
Elaborate.

Chesh is finished now.
I've found a solid brick wall, but I've painted a tunnel leading to a fisho on it! An unsuspecting monster who wants a fisho may attempt to walk through my painted tunnel, but she would only hit her head on the brick wall instead!
It's perfect! Chesho will go splat against the wall thanks to her fisho cravings, and I will finally desmug the memekot once and for all!

>>46578371
Milk Maid to double down on their support aspects, Field Guardian for a girl that wants to have some serious sustain power while fighting on the front line, and they've even brought out the Pasteurization Specialist alchemist subtype, although it does need some tweaking.
And lets not forget the Mad Cow barbarian archtype

>>46578374
>Desmugging cheshires
Blowing in her ears is equally as effective.

>>46578270
These just look inconvenient to have on your head.

>>46578402
Is the cow class compatible with skelletons?

>>46578479
Calcium tanks were too overpowered.

I told a mino she exercised too much and now I'm trappd against her sleeping body with my face under her armpit.

>>46576895
I might have trouble resisting that had she curled up on my doorstep instead of my bed.

>>46577915

It's all fun and games until she slams a train into your home

I know damn well that the fox across the street earns more money than I do, so why the fuck does she tear up my garbage bags every week looking for scraps of food?

Where's my designed kiki meido/wife at?
I need a cute monster to give me tongue baths!

>>46576641
Danukis are a smell, no touch kind of girl.

>>46578747
That's what they all say, until every part of your body is intimately touching hers.

>>46578747
>Danuki smell
Stop, you'll summon him.

>>46578766
How do you know that's not "him"?

>>46578479
Yes as the Skeletons still have a torso for sporting tiddies.
It actually makes them absurdly strong due to stacking their own calcium buffs.

>>46578766
He never went away.

>>46576619
Back to an arc of Mommy Mare Milkers.
>based Krab

>>46578790
Go away, shitposter.

>>46578779
>still have a torso for sporting tiddies.
Would skelletal titties be normal breasts joined into the skelleton, or would they be
made out of soft bone/cartillage.

>>46578770
Because I'm him.

>>46578780
He did, and then he came back.

>>46578798
Look at the MGE skellington and you'll get an idea.

>>46578757
I could never afford to pay a danuki, this is unrealistic. I'll simply stick to drawings of thick touhous and take the weird flirting from my boss as her weird way of being friendly.

>>46578374
Comics-physics Chesh walks through the tunnel and returns with the Fishos.
>Coyote-Wan tries to follow her and hits the brickwall

>>46578800
I've ever only heard legends about you. Now any flattering ones, but legends nontheless.

>>46578790
Very elastic titties. So firm.

>>46578807
To be honest. I still don't quite know what that soft part of her body is. Is it just flesh? Some kind of magcal compound? Her solidified soul?

>>46578814
>...hits the wall
Ends up in Hagville after hitting the wall.

>>46578822
Soul stuff sounds fun.
Soft and squishy exctogoo

>>46578815
Probably half-true, half-false. I'm unremarkable and just a random anon with an obsession for monster girl mouth, tongue, spit, and breath. I'm not really worth anyone's time here.

>>46578849
It beats a mommy fetish.

Dirty talk with a danuki:
>"Oh darling, I'm gonna liquidate your estate!"
>"Mmm, I'm gonna diversify your portfolio!"
>"Ohh! Invest in my womb, hubby!"
>Rattling of gold coins

State mandated Monster gf

>>46578854
Uncalled for! Unprovoked!

>>46578882
really annoying to wake up and have your town conquered by a monster ethnostate overnight. No, I don't need a thick succubus caseworker I need to go into work

>>46578790
I though the latest MGE Arc was going to just be Smiffu-shit recruiting more 2nd-tier MON girls at the onsen.
Crabman has redeemed himself in color.

>>46578882
if you misbehave they punish you by giving you a second wife, if you do too well they give you a second wife.

>>46578882
Due to a clerical error, I've been marked as married and have been saved from marriage

>>46579015
>Incoming bicorn

>>46579015
How innocent to think of you things would be so easy.

>>46579024
>>46579032
Just because my wife only exists on paper doesn't mean it's not a valid marriage. This is government oppression

>>46578887
Mommyfags are kinda annoying ngl

Why does this thread so frequently post "ghosts" that are just a woman with hair covering her eyes? Anyone can look like that, including 3DPD.

>>46579108
Because we can, warhammercuck.

>>46579108
Warhammer ghost is not better

>>46579088
Your wife exists on paper? Some kind of creeping coin itten-momen hybrid where she's made out of dollar bills?

>>46579120
>>46579128
My rebuttal

>>46579108
Because its the traditional RING ghost look, along with being deathly pale.

>>46579157
>ghost blushing
What is this sorcery? She doesn't have blood!

>>46579168
It's a great look.

>>46579108
Setting aside the warhammershit you posted, this thread generally has an issue with tourists using weak excuses to post girls which you wouldn't even know aren't human if you didn't know their source material. Usually the excuse is
>b-but MGE has one girl like that

>>46579195
I agree, we need to post only cait sith

>>46579184
Blushing is cute so a ghost mamano is able to blush. It could also be that her equivalent of blood is ectoplasm.

>>46579195
I think what's worse is people using the extremely human looking mamano as an excuse to post ordinary women that aren't monstergirls in the universe they come from just because they share some aesthetic similarities.

Pharaohs and Wights are supposed to be the royalty of the undead but even they aren't immune to becoming impoverished patricians.

>>46579108
I wonder if she wants to praise nagash together.

>>46579281
So I'm not allowed to talk about Nurarihyon?

>>46579320
Where did I imply any such thing?

>>46579291
Well there are some that prefer mummies and zombies over them

>>46579320
Did you even read his post or did you just feel called out?

>>46579334
Human-looking mamonos are bad, after all.

>>46579281
What about fanart of humans that are made into monstergirls?

I'll honestly take Warhammer mgs over more Gacha shit or all the Touhou shit we had earlier. At least that's the first time I've seen a Warhammer mg but can't say the same of all the fox-eared sameshit

>>46579281
Then we get into the big debate on whether dark mage/whatever are actually monster girls.
They're obviously not and it leads back into the debate of how many monster girl fans just want human women but femdom.

>>46579348
I don't even get why that's even a debate when they're obviously monsters. Just because they don't visibly look like monsters since they lack tails etc?

>>46579348
Mick-kun, it's actually very simple and no debate is necessary.
Generic witches and mages are obviously not monster girls, but this is a Monster Girl Thread with MGE as the center focus as evidenced by OP having a bunch of MGE links in it, so MGE ones get a pass. Very easy to understand for anyone with at least two working brain cells.

>>46579108
ooooo spooky.

>>46579360
I don't understand what you said anyone with any level of sanity will tell you dark mage and witch are just your bog standard jrpg mage.

>>46579371
Simple - just like with IRL women, the monster is on the inside instead of the outside. But the monster inside them is the good kind.

>>46579371
They aren't, since they have a profile in MGE. If you make a profile for a girl she automatically becomes a monster.

You guys really are so fucking retarded that you don't even need bait to derail the thread into meaningless arguments.

>>46579347
Some of it is nice.

>>46579347
Have this one then. It's also pretty easy to find monstergirl versions of the daemons with an internet search.

>>46579391
I agree, it is stupid to be so hostile to /tg/bros.

Welp, time to reset the clock.
Lets see how long it takes.

>>46579459
I swear I've seen this one here before anyway.

>>46579504
He's reposting the same shit over and over.

SNIFFFFF
Mmmm, danuki breath...

>>46578882
I wanted a monster wife! The (wo)man always has to keep me down, man...

>>46578912
I-I might have some use for a thicc succubus caseworker.

>>46579541
You've just got to game the system and attend any mixer events but not participate so that you never find a wife at them - maybe then your caseworker will get so frustrated she'll take you herself!

>>46579660
>https://twitter.com/jasminericegirl/status/1287125343539798016
Nympho-girlfriends are nowhere near as fun as they sound.

>>46579660
Based Floridamaid

>>46579670
Nobody is excited after the fitteenth orgasm in a five hour sex marathon no matter what wishy washy excuse is given.

>>46579670
They are only fun as long as you can keep up with them. Luckily, that's not a problem with mamono.

>>46579670
Quick shot cats can't stand up to human stamina

>>46579802
This is overlooked fairly often. Wildly mismatched sex drives are a relationship problem no matter who has the headache, but with monsters one of you will just get hornier until you're both on the same level.

>>46579869
Of course. monsters taking you over until you become a sex addicted fiend. What joy to look forward to.

Chesh gmod ragdolls when you headpat her

>>46579660
I want to molest my innocent kiki, I don't want to be molested by my kiki

>>46579888
Comedic soundeffects included.

>>46579459
>>46579347
Another one. She has big floatation devices.

>>46576619
Futa bae

Looks like the usual suspects had their bans expire. Have fun, anons.

>>46580029
There are no lonely ratgirls near you.

Meido please do your job

>>46580051
New janny is too busy hawking for any post shitting on his irish buddy, please understand.

>>46580051
Alright. To get back on topic.
Imagine you went on holiday to the cat kingdom and you are cruising for a jinko wife or something but then all of a sudden a cait sith singles you out, walks over to you, bends over and puts her paws and foot paws on the ground, and tells you to fuck her in public.
What would you do?

>>46580051
Sorry, I hired the kiki meido. She only cleans when I tell her to, and I haven't told her to yet.

>>46580045
Good, my rat terrier is doing her job.

Why does she have such a smug smile?

>>46580051
We need the superior maid

>>46579884
>What joy to look forward to.

>Going to Mass with your devout, Polish, kikimora waif

>Holding hands with your kiki while cuddling on the couch

>>46580226
This but with a Troll

I got carried away during sex and called my anubis wife a sand bitch and she hasn't talked to me since. How do I fix this?

Can you handle monster taunts?

>Accidently call loli wife "mom"

It is a nobles duty to take up the sword in service to her people.

>>46580284
Anal. Preferably with her face in the sand. You must make her understand.

>>46580293
>She's actually old enough to be your mother

>>46580321
Anon, stop posting Seigfried's wife.

>>46580352
SABBAAAAAAAAAAATH!

Burberg

>>46580291
No I'll probably burst into tears.

Day 17
>My kiki is still restrained
>The house has not been cleaned in over 2 weeks
>Dust everywhere
>Trash strewn about
>Dirty dishes growing mold
>Dirty clothes in a pile emitting a funk
>Kiki is on the verge of her breaking point
>She repeats "Must Clean" to herself in whispers all day long
Next step is to waste seed in front of her and throw it away.

>>46580365
No monster can defeat the bruorgra

>>46580393
Holsts can.

All other members of my adventuring party shall be thick monster children wearing micro bikini or pelvic curtains.

>The boyas back in town
>The boyas back in town

I love the sound of birds chirping, especially after the cold winter drives them away.
When the portals open, I'm gonna open a harpy sanctuary where all harpies of all kinds have a safe place to play, sing, and enjoy fellowship.

I also love the sounds of crickets, bugs, and frogs at night during the warmer months.
So also when the portals open, I'll also open a sanctuary for friendly swamp girls like bugs, frogs, and the like.

It's gonna be very fun and wholesome!

>>46580410
I need a thunderbird with thunderthighs,

I don't care how much a Demon kisses me, I won't fall for her!

>>46580440
Anon, they can see right through your lies. They know you just want more kisses.

Confession

>>46580352
Thst one lolibaba mama manga was hot even if I felt guilty

>>46580450
Weakness to massive milky monster mammaries

>>46580450
I might fap to a western style girl monster

>>46580450
I am really attracted to big smelly monster asses

>>46580440
The demons don't want you to know this but they're the ones weak to kissing

>>46580450
I really liked the sports and gaping stuff but I'm scared of talking about it on the thread or to reply to the ones that post that

>>46580450
I secretly want to cuddle with a monstergirl and let myself be surrounded by her warmth and presence through every single one of my senses while we lovingly kiss.

>>46580450
I want to fuck wurm in her original form.

>>46580450
The main reason I like undeads is because I fear death so much becoming psudo-immortal sounds like a great fucking deal even if I only get a zombie or ghost wife.

>>46580493
To re-iterate like, watermelon size and above

>>46580450
I find anal sex hotter than vaginal sex, specially with hags

>go on a date with miss lich
>hangout at a beach bar with her
>she barely says anything and just makes a blank, emotionless face the whole time
>doesn't laugh at any jests or react to conversation, just sips her drink and nods quietly
>go home feeling awkward that night and lie telling her I enjoyed it
>she asks me out on another date a few days later
>decline and telp her I don't think it will work out and then block her
>eh, she won't react to it anyway
>she'll just move on like I will
Fucking hell what is with Liches? I've seen walls with more emotion.

>>46580569
They're going to get pregnant either way. Might as well enjoy yourself.

>>46580573
>Anon was later dragged into Lich's room by a horde of tearful zombies sad because mom was also sad
Get ready to learn a lot of names and birthdays, anon.

What deodorants and soaps do lilims use to make them smell so good?

>>46579660
>that pic
"I am under what?"
"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest."
"Get your hand off my penis!"

>>46580526
Mutual mindbreak? Nice! It's all the fun of an oomukade without the stinky bug!

>>46580598
Sire are you sniffing the lilims and then just running away before they can react

>>46580573
With mantises and liches I like to imagine they're actually really expressive but it's subtle. Like a secret language for just the two of you.

>>46580598
Explosion

>>46580618
I can smell them from a mile away sir.

>>46580618
There's no rule against it

>>46580622
Some anons had a little idea a few years ago that Mantids actually communicate through little antennae twitches or slight mouth movements and it was really cute. Seeing your girlfriend "talk" to your sister when you first started dating thinking she's probably just saying hi or basic chit chat meanwhile they're both gushing over how happy they are that your gf finally got a man, how nice you are to her or other gushy romantic crap. With Liches if I had to apply that to them I prefer them wanting to be showers rather than tellers. Like if they noticed their new husband that didn't really know how Liches worked were a bit bummed out at how she never shows much of a reaction to his affection making a potion or spell that makes him feel how she does for him every day and being completely floored with how much his Lich wife loves him.

>>46580532
Same, I even wanted to write a story about it but better not.

>>46580649
>Lich sad that Anon doesn't understand her makes him a potion that makes him 1000% more empathetic than usual
>They go on a date
>Anon is a bit disturbed by how emotive everyone else is being but his wife just looks like a normal woman
>Oh.
>The potion wears off but Anon takes the lesson
>His favorite expression is the tiny smile she makes after their good morning kiss
Cute. Also, she just developed a treatment for autism but doesn't give half a damn. Mission accomplished.

>>46580699
Sure, the simplest solution would be her smashing her phylactary and just physically show it but I do prefer the idea of letting Anon FEEL how she lives on a daily basis. It would be funny if Anon and his wife made a billion dollar business purely by starting out as a way for kuudere monsters to show their husbands how much they love them though. I bet the potions would be real popular for monsters wanting to show captured Order knights how much monsters love them. Oh! Even better if the potion works by having the monster take a sip, and kiss the potion back into her man's mouth!

>>46580724
I thought about her making herself more expressive instead, but that only does half the job; sure it'd be clear she loved him after that, but he still wouldn't know how to read her afterward.

Come to think, it would kinda suck to be an ex-orderite with an expressionless wife when they don't understand her yet. Amazons might like something similar as well.

>parents constantly arguing
>they're threatening divorce at the family reunion
>shit this is awkward
>a couple weeks pass
>mom monsterizes
>does what monsters do and fucks her man senseless
>next family get-together mom and dad are happy and cuddling with each other
>it's still awkward anyway because they're clearly just barely holding back the urge to fuck on the dining room table

>>46580777
>Amazon gets a guy with an avoidant personality that keeps his feelings to himself for one reason or another
>Always rants to her sisters how she can't tell if he even actually likes her or if he's just scared of her
>Lich's traveling horde passes by the village, begins handing out free samples to the Amazons that are having hubby troubles
>Amazon then feels the tiniest spark in her husband kept hidden by fear of being rejected or because he was raised in an environment that never let him really learn what his feelings mean or etc etc
>Buys an entire crate of the stuff and rushes back home
>Next time she's seen she has a baby bump and is expecting triplets

>ten years after portals
>you and your wife are approached by a lilim
>she says they're planning to open portals on another world and she's putting together an invasion force
>it's mostly single girls looking for a husband but she wants some people with experience of the last portal event to help lead them

>>46580450
I saw mge hyper preg art and found it kind of hot, also saved it.

>>46580849
Why can't she go? Surely she has a husband.

>>46580785
At least they're less weird than what happened to your creepy uncle. No one was surprised when he alped though.

>>46580879
Kill yourself

>BACK IN KAK
>SHE SUCKS MY SACK
>DICK'S TOO LONG, IT GOES TO THE BACK
>YES I LET LOOSE, SPILL MY JUICE
>SHE DON'T KEEP ME HANGING ABOUT

Bros, how can i prevent my nerd pyrow gf from calling sex "doing the clipping intoeachother glitch".

>>46581030
Facefuck.

>>46581057
I did it and now she wants me to "abuse her no gag reflex bug"

boog fix?

boog broke...

>>46581228
>>46581275
boog need appoll

>>46581284
>U-uhm you're supposed to be afraid.
>C-can you stop? I'm supposed to steal your soul and scare you to death.
>O-oh they never said it would be this difficult.

>>46581228
Yes, she can fix you up.
>>46581275
You could give her some money then.

>>46581228
2000 rounds of depleted uranium

I will not pay the protection money. I refuse to be intimidated in my own home.

>>46581308
Fuck off faggot

>>46581314
>Why Anon, we would never intimidate you in your own home...but outside of it, we can-
>"Boss, what if he just uses orderin' services?"
>Excuse me?
>"I'm just sayin' boss, if he doesn't leave his home and uses those orderin' services he can't come out of his home and be intimidated."
>....Touche.

>>46581314
if only there was some other way you could pay

spray foxes with a cold hose

>>46581314
sure would be a shame if some clueless foxlets was told that shes the "guardian deity" of your home.

>Family gets into a terrible car accident one evening
>Everyone lived but you got glass in both of your eyes and were left blind
>You clearly remember the panic and despair you felt, and you remember the doctor's words as well
>Your next clear memory is of your 6th birthday, which happened about 4 months after the accident
>You remember opening your presents, seeing them with your perfectly normal, perfectly functional eyes
>You have no recollection of the time in between these two points and no one else has ever had answers for you
>What's even more strange is that the Shoggoth you showed up at your door the first day you were living on your own seems to be hiding something, as she always looks away and tells you that she's sure you'll remember someday, before wearing a sad smile for a time afterwards

>>46580450
I want to marry Druella.

smack 8ft hellhounds with rolled up newspaper

>>46581355
Th-they wouldn't DARE

Don't go snitching to my local Sabbath branch, but I think their baphomet is very very cute and I would not mind offering her my hand in marriage, even if she's way too far out of my league to approach.

did you know that elf ears are like tree rings, in that you can tell how much of a saggy hag virgin they are with the length to height ratio

>>46581397
oops! her someone just consecrated your property. oh my, they left a really clingy one to tend to it. please take good care of her.

>>46580573
Rejected Lich looks down at her phone with the barest glimmer of a frown but inside her heart is completely shattered (she already had a photo she secretly took of you on your date as her lockscreen)

>>46580554
Remember Anon Christ defeated death when he died and rose again for your sins. Confess and believe on the Cross and He is mighty and just to save. perfect love casts out all fear

>>46576633
I'd die but I'd die happy.

>>46576633
Pink is bad for you

>>46581555
prove it

Which mamono would be willing to have lovey-dovey, face-to-face pegging sex with me?
Uh, asking for a friend.

>>46581615
>>>/trash/

>>46581555
That hound might need ot be pinker.

>>46576764
Shame Gaira almost never has anything good in it

>>46581524
>Ova-drive
Heh

Purge all evil with a Valkyrie, then marry, then missionary for the sole purpose of procreation

>>46581711
But if you purge all evil, then what's left for guys like me, eh? Don't be selfish there, pal!

>>46581711
There I purged the evil from her body

>>46577259
I love hag saggers

Friday night, a time made for you and your auntster

>>46581747
She became yucky and evil!

>>46581781
She needs blanket correction

all yetis should be plump for maximum hug efficiency

>>46581825
She looks like she'd offer me a hot drink, some snacks, and a good book

>>46581724
All that purged evil has to go somewhere. You can probably make a small dark valk out of it.

>>46581834
How small?

>>46581782
No the evil was removed

>>46581840
How big was her evil?

>>46581845
NOW SHE'S EVEN MORE EVIL AAAAHHH

AAAAAAA I HATE DRUELLA I HATE DRUELLA I HATE DRUELLA I HATE DRUELLA SHE TOLD WURMY TO BULLDOZE MY HOUSE
NEVER FORGIVE (ok i'll forgive wurmy, how can you hate wurmy BUT NOT DRUELLA)

Grem-sam wanted to test a new bra design.
She didn't say how but she's now got tits bigger than her head.

Make the middle age fockses feel young by either pairing them with young human lads, age 15-16 minimum; or YOU romance them.

>>46581845
NEED
EVIL
WIFE

Another friday is here.

>>46581881
Sorry Anon, but that's just how it goes sometimes. Weird how so many single men are having their properties seized by Eminent Domain. At least they make sure that there's someone willing to house us before they kick us out.

Hug the bug.

>>46581314
>refuse to kneel to the mofukuza and pay their protection fees or fried tofu
>come home one day to find your apartment cleaner than you've ever seen it before
>no dirty dishes, carpet vacuumed, floor swept, surfaces dusted, clothes folded, bed made
>everything is spotless except for a single mofu hair resting on your pillow

>>46582105
Rookie mistake stepping on kiki territory

>>46578074
Seduction.

>>46582094
Poor guy is already in leg lock. It takes 9 tonnes of force to break out of it.

>>46582140
She's a cute bug and deserves her hug. That Anon has nothing to fear and no regrets.

>>46582146
But monsters are dangerous...

>>46582166
Nah.

>>46581823
Oh she will get corrected alright

>>46582216
NOOO WHAT IS THIS WOCK DOING!!!???

which mgs would play lethal company, which mgs wouldn't?

Tacokot story
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55158367?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_762640009

>>46582094
appol

>>46582166
The real danger is not having a monsterwife in your life

>>46580450
I'm not mentally stable to handle a relationship

>>46580450
Without their clothing or accent, I can't tell Youko and Inara apart.

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to pay attention when a dryad says a friend of hers is budding.
It can mean two wildly different things depending on context....although now that I think about it both of them will probably result in her trying to you hook you up with her friend

>spending Friday night with my auntster
>obviously quite tired but relaxed in the sofa while she starts cuddling by my side
>she says she wants to watch something special
>the GIGA league is on with the late night matches since they are competing in other side of the world
>it's the Hagville team fighting against some Zipanguese overseas teams
>she says "I would have loved to participate but I don't have a partner to join the team"
>while she says that her gaze turns to me and says "do you want to try out if we have potential?"
>ended up spending the rest of the night balls deeps inside of her holes, expanding them with my meat
Now that's a proper Friday stress relief

wonder if its possible to still hate a monster post rape, can the power of spite contend with a monsters charm. maybe get an apology out of her.

>>46580569
>I find anal sex hotter than vaginal sex
Same here, although in my case it's bogies and kikis.

>>46576619
Honestly, I really hope when the day of the portals really happen. Non-wholesome and non-vanilla porn ESPECIALLY NTR ends up getting outlawed and criminalized by our new mamono overlords. Even the "tamer" non-vanilla and unwhoelsome porn gets criminalized too, and any form of entertaining the idea of making such porn and lewds be considered a Thought Crime.

I mean it is established Eros despises cheating and infidelity, which I bring up because with the monsters and demon energy setting upon our world, it means the "divine powers" including MGE pantheon also now have influence in our world. Therefore, the moment Eros gets a whiff or any info of the type of material in our media we consume to see cheating and NTR as subgenres in romance stories. She'd absolutely flip, appear in our world physically to tell us all that we should cease any NTR and unwholesome porn or stories that goes against love and romance. Call me a neopuritan or "anti", but fucking hell is shit like NTR, cheating and all the other non-vanilla crap so common place and plentiful these days. So much so that vanilla is less common and I admit, I am just a sucker for romance or even romance-leaning Slice of Life stories. And when there plenty of romance or Slice of Life stories that don't have any decent doujins that isn't rape, BLACK'D, or NTR.

Just so I won't ramble on any further. What laws, policies or methods do monster girls employ throughout their realms and territories to enforce anti-NTR and "no unwholesome doujins allowed" laws? Wouldn't the Eros Church and any "Ministry of Love" in the demon realms create and enforce such laws because shit like that goes against their message, rules and existence? Especially Eros and Eros monsters?

>>46582825
what would happen to those caught smuggling the stuff?

>>46581781
>>46582572
>>46582230
SNIFFFF

>>46582825
>Even the "tamer" non-vanilla and unwholesome porn gets criminalized too
sounds way too broad for my liking, i enjoy fantasies of being raped and id consider that non-vanilla and unwholesome

>>46576619
>carelessly wandering in the late stage higher leveled areas and encountering a high leveled/rank Order Paladin with her large and extra health bar, armor bar, magical shields and elemental shields and has the scary skull icon next to her name and health bar

>>46582872
Invites her to the party

>>46582872
"Glad to see another human,still using swords i see...personally i prefer guns,but anyway so what's your story paladin?"

>>46582872
Go back to /tg/

Hero worship is unhealthy

>>46581615
>Pegging
Magic exists. Ask your wife to grow a futa cock next time.

>>46583041
No this isn't heckin' wholesome shut up

>>46583047
Lovey dovey futa sex with your monster wife

There is nothing stopping me from killing a Valkyrie for fun while she desperately begs for salvation from a goddess who won't help her so I can live out my fantasy of being an unrepentant, evil silent slasher who preys on pretty young girls with a sharp blade.

Wow, literally every post is just one shitposter

>>46583068
How nice of you to confess.

>>46583068
Anon I'm sorry to tell you there are multiple people posting in this thread

>>46583068
Yeah, on a caturday. It's not even fun

>>46583068
>just one
No, there's plenty of retarded crossboarders nowadays and having a malicious janny purposely ignoring all kinds of shit only enables them.

tfw your cheshire friend pranks you by marrying you and tthen pranks you again by getting you pregnant with her futa chesh cock

marry and have children with elves

Alright, so you guys know incubi, right? Do they always look identical to human men? Or do they get some monster characteristics that are in line with what kind of a monster their wife is? I know there are exceptions like how abyssal incubi can be things like jetpacks and giant spiders though.

>>46583083
>badmouthing janny
Now that's a ban. You're supposed to praise her and call her meido.

>>46583103
Only if he Alps and turns into an Alp Kiki

>>46583125
Only thing I'd alp for is a fat cocked monster girl

>>46583095
Well I suppose I could, but I don't know about learning Elvish

>>46583095
Her sister is better

>>46583101
Imagine an abyssal haremfag

>>46583125
>Alp kiki
That's not how it works...

>>46582911
>>46582923
You are low level scrawny newb who decided to carelessly wander off to the high level areas meant to for later campaign story chapters. You're skills are either 0s or 1s, how do you expect to "successfully" invite that high rank Order Paladin to your party? No, dumb luck chances won't happen because you're that low leveled.

>hiring single dormice to be air fresheners, bed warmers, and tea sweeteners

>>46583125
There are no such thing as alp kikimoras.

Source: Trust me, bro.

>>46583152
Do you, like, get off to being an off-topic pest? That seems Alpish

>>46583181
Friendly fire much? Didn't post that female paladin image. Just playing along, how do you plan to successfully invite such a powerful enemy with such a low level and stats?

Why must nuns be sexualized?

>>46583565
monster girl thread

>>46583583
>Heart pupils
>Tongue piercing

Standard normal Nuns DO NOT have degenerate body piercings. And isn't heart pupils a tall tale sign of corruption?

>>46583615
the bar is so very low and you have yet to clear it

Can you fix her?

>>46583682
What did she do?

>>46583706
Creator made her gay.

>>46583615
You should've said it's a Dark Mage or Nurarihyon in her cosplay outfit to make it a monstergirl.

Obesity should not be celebrated.

>>46583891
>Obesity
Outdated, unscientific and offensive term, everyone uses thicc, chonky and meaty instead, and you should too.

>Why must nuns be sexualized?
Because they're sexy. There's nothing sexier than imagining someone pure and holy violating her morals to visibly lust after you.
>Holding your hand
>Interlacing your fingers
>A gentle kiss on the cheek
>A whimper she can't help but let escape from her lips...
And then the beast is upon you, crying for forgiveness but unable to stop.

>>46583891
American website, hag supremacy thread. We worship bags of fat and hamburgers here

>>46583729
Ah, well just like neeko I will ignore it and make her straight in my head

>>46584032
imagine your head between those foxy funbags while her tail wraps around you.

Imagine getting throat fucked by an apophis' tongue

It's Caturday.

I definitely do not want to cuddle and do nice things to an ocelomeh to make her happy.

You're listening to Midnights with Mindy, and we're just about to enter our Caturday Night Fever playlist, three hours of uninterrupted classic disco to make you move your body, but first a word from our sponsors. I have a message here, written in crayon, which is a little unusual, but they paid good money and I'm easy, I'll read anything so perk up those ears people.
"Consider Greenworms."
And there you have it, folks.

>>46584264
Happy Caturday everyone!

>>46584530
>>46584264
Nice kots

cat...???