/jp/ - Otaku Culture

whoa whoa wat?

>>4657039
Double Spoiler 4-3

>>4657039
She's a kappa, that's what they do.

no mention of violently removing a soul through anus or anything.

>>4657047
Unpossible; Nitori is the designated friend.

>>4657047
I thought she was from that one clan that some old farmer made his bitch by tricking them to swear not to harm humans?

>>4657050
That's 4-7.

>>4657061
>The shirikodama, with its eye-watering stench, isn't that bad if it's dried out.
>Even so...how many humans were sacrificed to get this many shirikodama? This is something of endless interest.

yes, she is shooting anus balls at you

>>4657047
>>4657045
So... So cruel!!!

>>4657061
post please

>>4657072
see >>4657068

Nitori is a good girl. Aya is just spouting lies as usual to make her articles sell.

>>4657093

Hatate's Comment: ああ、白狼天狗の椛ねー
文が苦手としているみたいだけど何かあったのかな
単純に犬猿の仲って事なのかな
Translation: Aah, it's the white wolf tengu, Momiji, huh.
She always acts like she's bad with Aya, but I wonder if something happened...
I mean, they're totally arguing all the time.

Does this mean Momiji is tsundere towards Aya?

Where is your happy tea drinking now?

>>4657104
in my dreams

>>4657068

So Nitori killed hundreds of humans, and she's one of the nicest youkai. Makes you wonder how many Yuka killed...

>>4657102
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Why?
FUCK
Tsundere Momiji, nobody thought about that FUCK
DOUBLE FUCK

>>4657126
Not many nowadays because no one is retarded enough to go ahead and make a mess in her field and she rarely leaves.

Active but weak youkai like Rumia are much more dangerous.

implying shy assed nitori can kill people

>..., who likes to pretend that she's nice and then drown the poor unsuspicious person.
fixd

>>4657158
>implying that shyness isn't an act to bring your gaurd down.

>>4657126
oh god no please no my touhouse are mean? please no!

>>4657157
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>4657180
Marisa wait! don't listen! Remember blacktewi.jpeg!

>>4657186
please show me! Im so scared!

>>4657188
there, there. it's alright. sshhhh.

>>4657188

>>4657191
that one works too.

DOUBLE SPOILER IS THE WORST TOUHOU GAME EVER

>>4657189
>>4657189
s-so Gensokyo is what I w-want it to be? Cute and fluffy... Full over wonderous maidens who are cute and kind?

>>4657188
hey bby wanna cyber

>>4657197

I like it better due to the translucent dress BlackTei is wearing.

>>4657202

That is Your Gensokyo. That is not My Gensokyo.

>>4657126
Nitori is happy and friendly inside Lydia's ass

>>4657204

>>4657202
yes. you can believe whatever you wanna believe. all the touhou's don't hurt anyone. in fact they invite everyone for a cup of tea.

>>4657189
>>4657191

Somebody tell me where the fuck Black Tewi is from

>>4657202
Absolutely, don't let the lies and slander of these cruel anon's lead you astray.

>>4657189
>>4657191
"Fill the gaps", but that gap was filled by the god of that universe, the author, and thus become truth.

>>4657204
I heard Marisa only cybers with ZUN.

>>4657222
Wh-who told you that!!!!

>>4657218

No, that gap was filled in by the god in his own Gensokyo.

ZUN has said his games are just another piece of derivative work.

>>4657202
I don't think so.

The best thing ZUN has done, as a writer, is casually contradict his own canon. I don't know if it's accidental or calculated, but it's a genius move, since it makes the whole setup very fluid and gives fan creators plenty of room to work with.

>>4657228
I'll tell you if you suck my dick :3

>>4657126
well the kappa could remove your shikodama without killing you, it just makes your legs stop working depending on the story.

>>4657255
Nonetheless, shirikodama may or may not mean liver. Removal of which kills you pretty hard.

i want a fanart of Nitori pulling out Marissa's shirikodama

>>4657242
Reverse goatse.

>>4657262
Even if they left your liver in place a gaping wound from anus to liver is going to bleed you out.

>>4657265

I only got Youmu's.

>We are suddenly shocked that evil Japanese Ghosts, Creatures and Demons suddenly start acting as such.

See, if we still had Purple Haired "Kill'em all! Let God Sort'em to Hell!!" Reimu, We wouldn't be in this mess.

>>4657267
Double bad if you're filled with lake bacteria and only have access to human medicine.

>>4657202
Guess what Masisa~
Every Touhou has killed more then their share of people. in fact. chen alone has eaten over a hundred people

Double Spoiler also labels Kisume a maneater.

>>4657242
and this is why I lust after Tewi and Cirno. They wouldn't hurt a poor, defenseless human who wanted to touch them and make them feel good.

Wait, wait, what if she got them from Kaguya or Mokou? No one would die then, right? At least not permanently. And I'm pretty sure Kaguya would like it, anyway...

>>4657275

ZOMBIE REIMU IS SOFT ON YOUKAI
VOTE MARISA FOR HAKUREI MIKO IN 2011

>>4657285
OM NOM NOM NOM

>>4657287
Doesn't her kind pop out from wells and drag down helpless fucks to drown them?

>>4657300
>>4657287
>>4657285
Lies and slander! LIES AND SLANDER!!

>>4657301

I thought she was supposed to drop on your head.

wriggle mystia and rumia have eaten more people than hitler killed jews.

>>4657301
>>4657310
disembodied head that eats people I think

>>4657314

Nitori should stop making an ass out of herself

>>4657310
This. She hides somewhere above you and as you pass she drops down on you, grabs you and lifts you back up in order to eat you.

byakuren has probably eaten a person or two.

Alice only stopped because she likes company.

Patchy is too lazy to chew the bones.

>>4657300
Where can I can get the rest of this collection?

>>4657319
What it exactly is depends on the story, but it always drops down on people.

>>4657331
look up felis ovum

>>4657301
>>4657310
>>4657319
This is why Sanae is a good main Character, she understands that Bad Youkai gotta go.

>>4657331

Oren looks so god damn miserable in that picture.

Oh God! Any more and I'll have terrible nightmares! I'm going to sleep!

>>4657298
WHAT? MARISA IS SUPERSOFT TOWARDS YOUKAI IF REIMU IS SOFT TOWARDS THEM. NUMEROUS YOUKAI WISH TO COURT MARISA JUST BECAUSE SHE'S SO NICE AND GREAT. MARISA WOULDN'T BE A GOOD FIT FOR HAKUREI SHRINE MAIDEN AT ALL.

>>4657338
Ellen is under your bed!

>>4657320
you see Marisa, Youkai and humans can get along nicely....

I too plan to become a youkai
I have enough resentments against humans so one of these days I plan to kidnap a person or two and eat him/her/them to become a youkai.
It's a small price considering I'd gain magical powers, super strength and eternal life.

>>4657331
http://katzeh.fur.bz/

>>4657319
That's nukekubi.

Kisume just throws fire and/or drops on your head. She's not that bad on her own. Youkai fall into two broad categories: faggots that exist to piss you off and those that eat you. Kisume could qualify for the first I guess.

>>4657336
Her tongue is boiling. Or so it looks.

>>4657345
If humans agree to be cattle that is~

>>4657310
That just isn't right. How are you supposed to grope her if she knocks you out first?

>>4657354
it probably is, heat of fusion and all

>>4657357
>"knocks you out"

Yeah, in the funimation dub maybe, she drops on you to crack your skull open for the pink candy center you dope.

Do you fear the youkai?

Come, into the gentle embrace of God, and know no fear.

God loves you. God will protect you from the dark. God will eternally be by your side.
Where others will loathe you and disgrace you, God will welcome you and shield you.

Give yourself to God, and feel God's love.

>>4657334
Found it and it's more than I asked for. In a very bad way

i'll eat your fleeeeeeeeeeesh

>>4657367
You'll learn to love it.

You guys are trying to give us nightmares aren't you?

Now I wonder what kind of youkai I should become...
Maybe a Youkai magician, but I'd have to do extensive research on magic.
Animal Youkai are out of the question. I'm not a fucking furry.
A vampire would be fine too but I'd have to find a vampire first.
Do vampires use the internet?

>>4657367

TINY TINY NAKED COMMANDER

>>4657371
SAKUYA WILL NEVER BE IN ANOTHER GAME

>>4657374

How about you kill yourself and become a Ghost, with us?

Come on, it'll be easy! And you'll get to be with us forever!

>>4657374
Sure, they have a website called BloodlustFling.com
>>4657377
OK, now you're just trying to hurt me.

I want to be like this guy:

>In the time of the First Ruler of Wu, Lu Ching-shu was Grand Protector of Chien-an Commandery. Once he dispatched a man to cut down a great camphor tree. Few strokes of the axe had fallen before blood suddenly flowed from the trunk. When it was finally felled, a creature with the face of a man and the body of a dog came forth.

>Ching-shu explained, "This is what is known as the p'eng-hou." He had it steamed forthwith and ate it. Its flavor was the same as dog-meat.

>The Pai-tse T'u says: "The spirit of trees is called p'eng-hou. It appears much like a black dog with no tail and can be steamed and eaten.

Dude fucking eats youkai.

>>4657383
Goddamnit, Suika! GET OUT OF THERE!

>>4657386
I'm a bad person, also sleep with your toes covered or a ghost will eat them.

>>4657389
Chinese mythology is a cookbook.

>>4657383
but ghosts dont retain their form unless Shiki wishes it

>>4657395
by the time i go to bed I will have forgotten this post, since I'm heading for a job interview today. and I have to pick up my car from the garage.

>>4657374
You have to be an Animal to become and Animal Spirit Youkai.
The Magician types need life devotion.
You would probably become a two bit goon type, one eyed ogre or something.

>>4657369
This guy makes Gensokyo look like the something from Tales of Brother Grimm but on crack.

>>4657404
that suits him just fine.

>>4657403
Good luck at your job interview.

>>4657405
I think that's what he was aiming for.

>>4657405
I love the little youkai hiding underneath, so cute, I bet it would try to eat my arm if I tried to pet it.

>>4657413
it probably looks like a normal cat to human eyes anyway.

>>4657404
>>4657406
Destined to either be summoned and exterminated by the High School Occult Club or eaten by another Youkai.

>>4657418

Or he'll live for 1000 years before evolving into a higher youkai.

By the way, it seems killing that huge ox spider gyuuki gets you a curse that turns you into a gyuuki yourself. Or Mizuki Shigeru pulled that out of his ass.

I want to be the little girl with ox horns and crab legs, so I better get to work.

>>4657404
I'll just become an umbrella and have hot umbrella sex with Kogasa

>>4657423
>>4657418
Ogres have a great labor union

>>4657425

Kogasa is my favorite Kogasa.

>>4657437
rape doujin?
link?

>>4657425

Kogasa isn't the umbrella.

>>4657444
I doubt the umbrella is who he meant.

>>4657440
More like a "stop doing horrible things to my Kogasa" doujin. But it's still great.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=8179635
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/1314

>>4657444

Actually, isn't the canon that Kogasa is both the umbrella and the girl? Kind of like how Youmu is both Youmu and Myon?

>>4657444
It is karakasa, which is living youkai umbrella.

>>4657457

Not in my Gensokyo.

>>4657461
Which is a farce and a lie.

>>4657465

My Gensokyo is my Gensokyo.

ZUN agreed

>>4657345
>>4657355
What is this from? "Love and Peace" doesn't really say enough.

>>4657445
uh?
>>4657461
in my gensokyo konata never forgets to turn on her DS

>>4657477
It does.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/212954/c2c5399008/

If I were to go to Gensokyo, first thing I'd do is meet with Fujiwara no Mokou. I'd ask to live forever. Seeing she's probably very lonely and doesn't want to spend eternity only with Kaguya, she'd give me some of the Hourai Elixir inside her. I'd drink it, and then it won't matter if I would get eaten or drown or dismembered by youkai. I would no longer be afraid of death, just like her. Then i can live in Gensokyo in peace.

Anybody got the image of Nitori wearing the pair of rubber gloves in >>4657064?

>>4657102
Ahh, the White wolf tengu Momiji.
They seem to not work well with Aya, but whatever could have caused it.
They simply go at it like cats and dogs.

Who translated yours? Google?

>>4657605
Yours seems like it was translated by Google, it's painfully literal and stilted.

>>4657605
>>4657102
>>4657614
You faggots stop pretending to know Japanese with your machine translations, here's a proper translation.

Oh, Ne 椛 the white wolf tengu.
What happened is what I seem to have trouble with the statement.
That is the simple thing What is it like cats and dogs.

>>4657494
Holy Damn. Byakuren is a horror show, Bitch needs to go.

>>4657644
I love her now.

>>4657605
Ah yes, "white wolf tengu."

bump

Moe moe kyun Gensokyo fags sure got told by ZUN himself. <Good>

>>4659975
Aya making shit up? She's delusional, I doubt she's even seeing reality anymore.

>>4659988

Yeah because it's the first time we are told that youkai are evil monsters and fandom refuse to accept it right?

>>4659988
Your hatred of Aya doesn't change the truth, anon.

>>4660060
They WERE horrible monsters. Past tense is important.

A bunch of little oni burst out of her.
I wonder if she can move all these little oni like they're part of her body...
I wonder how much pain she would feel if I crushed them one by one...


Aya = sadist

>>4657494

Holy shit...

>>4660076
I don't think the tendency to eat humans just kind of goes away.

>>4657452
Oh boy. That was a laugh and a half.

"Circles and squares and triangles... I don't really get it, but this danmaku, like, makes you really
cheerful, huh? The world is still full of mysteries!
From now on, I'd better find some fun games to play and report on them! "


Silly Hatate, the PS3 HAS NO GAMES

Kisume is a shiny bucket loli, she wouldn't eat anyone!

Aya's just spreading her foul lies again, right? Right? ;_;

Touhou's are murderous demons? Who would have thought!

>>4660147
>Awww, she's just a cute bucket girl.
That's how they lure you in.

ZUN realized he made the happylight faction too powerful with his recent games, so he sent out his crowslut to fling some mud. It even took two of them to bring the might of happylight down.

>>4660137
The translator really sucks.
Always adding ",like, " and "oh my gawd" to make Hatate sound like the underage Gaia user /jp/ despises.

wait so you play as Hatate too?
ugh i should stop playing RO so much

>>4660179
Hatate is, like, an underage user, totally.

Protip: Aya is a 'reporter' for a tabloid sheet.

She's the equivalent of a writer for the Weekly World News.

She makes up whatever sounds like it'll sell a lot of copies of the bunbunmaru.

It's all a big pile of lies and shit.

People taking her seriously are missing the joke that is the point of the game.

>>4660179
That's because that's what Hatate sounds like.

>>4660179
Hatate sounds like the sort of user Japanese nerds despise.

>>4660194
She exaggerates, she never lies.

I always thought youkai can eat humans in the same sense that humans can eat chicken in that they can choose not to eat anyone

>>4660194
Oh man, I remember this! Remember when Bat Boy went to Iraq to kick some ass?

>>4660207

They can eat other things but humans are they favorite food.

>>4660220
Yet lots of them don't eat humans anyway. I suppose they're like vegetarians.

>>4660076

No. They are still regularly hunting humans from the outside world.

>>4660237
They are not. Yes, I know the note you're referring to. It's bullshit.

>>4660214
DO I?!!

>>4660249

You know better than ZUN?

Why is it so hard to accept they eat humans? Touhou isn't K-On for the fuck's sake. Only retarded moe fans think otherwise.

wasn't xavier a kappa or something?

>an awesome part of Gensokyo's lore is out
>in order to protect it's moesokyo, /jp/ puts on it's Denial Eyepatches and says everything aya writes is a lie
I am dissapointed in you.

>>4660343
>is out
It was never fucking hidden. People have always had their denial eyepatches on, and simply refuse to take them off.

>>4660290
No, he was a cripple x-man with telepatic powers.

>>4660343
Gensokyo's charm is that you can eke out a living in midst of maneating monsters, which are your equals.

>>4660194
Later that night, Aya's in bed...alone...
...again.

>>4660343
Cute little girls in frilly dresses shooting at each other with pretty magical bullets isn't going to be grimdark no matter how you spin it. It's cute girls doing cute things and that's what people choose to see in it. Get over it.

>>4660354
Oh you.

>>4660375

Falling out happens. Sad but true.

>>4660194
>Aya is a 'reporter' for a tabloid sheet.
Yes.
>She's the equivalent of a writer for the Weekly World News.
No. She's more the equivalent of a writer for the Sun. Skewed as fuck and most certainly lowbrow stuff but not completely made up, and about real people and scandals.

>>4660352
There is no denial. Youkai used to eat humans. Most of them do not anymore. They take cruises together, for god's sake.

>>4660375
TENGU REPORTER "SPACES OUT" IN DREAM!

INTENSE

>>4660402
I'd like to be lured by lusty Louise for sex.

野宮あゆみ - LOVE? LIKE? LOVE! is hilarious because it clashes so horribly with Double Spoiler information.

MO MI JI MOMI MOMIJI

Nitori drowns people and rips things out their ass.
>AYA YOU LYING SLUT
Kisume is a bucket of rage.
>AYA YOU LYING SLUT
Momiji doesn't like Aya and looks down on crow tengu in general.
>Were cool with this.

Hmmmm...

>>4660415
nice macro bonus

>>4660205
>>4660194
"Hm hm, what's with this picture?
A pure white picture where the subject is hidden by the danmaku...
That's a lot of pictures where you can't make anything out of.
Meh, I can always make up the content as much as I want. "

"If there's a point in writing articles, that is to fill up words.
The number of words is a parameter that show the incident's scope. "

>>4660415

>>4660449
Gotta love INTENSE panty shots.

I'll admit guys, this game is raping me. I can beat everything up to level 7, but after that it takes me around an hour to even clear an occasional scene.

Also, I find the image of Nitori stealing balls from the anuses of the residents of Gensokyo to be hilarious.

>A bunch of little oni burst out of her.
>I wonder if she can move all these little oni like they're part of her body...
>I wonder how much pain she would feel if I crushed them one by one...
So Aya's a sadist?

>>4660569
The learning curve gets pretty steep around there.

>>4660569
>Also, I find the image of Nitori stealing balls from the anuses of the residents of Gensokyo to be hilarious.
Who knew so many men had prostate cancer?

>>4660641
You'd wonder it too, anon.

>>4660720
I'm sure that it's more likely for the mini-Suikas to crush me than for me to crush them...
I'd rather have sex with them. Or drink. Or drink and have sex.

>>4660290

DEMON XAVIER: FIRE KAPPA.

CAST OFF

CHANGE SPANIARD

>>4660819
Their so small that having sex and crushing them would be the same thing, anon.

>>4660899
I'd sure her body can take it.