/jp/ - Otaku Culture

how about ms tritonia?

dead kid sex

>>46560591
Indeed, how about?

how hard would it be to get multiple Ochimusha

>>46560591
>>46560597
Cute slug would hug/10

>>46560591
>>46560597
Cute slug would hug/10

Fluffy Ears

>>46560632
Pheeeew pheeeeewwwwwww

Beware of hags, specially the ones that look young but only wear thongs and jeans, their lack of clothing gives them a huge agility boost making it impossible for you to escape

>>46560636
I will not beware or even consider any hag who 'looks young.'

>>46558842
Sub chesh, sub kiki, sub bunyip

>>46560636
But that's the female uniform at the office

Fuck the shark

I give permission to any and all mamono to break into my house to kidnap me and claim me as a husband, but ONLY if they do it while I'm sleeping. I just want that fun moment of waking up somewhere I've never been before next to a wife I've never seen before, and I'm too cheap to get drunk in a foreign country for that experience.

Always remember: nowhere is safe from foxes

>>46560719
S-surely NO. works on her too...

>>46560697
>hebi breaks in
>sits next to your bed with you in it
>she keeps wiggling in excitement while she keeps asking "Are you asleep yet?"
>starts singing lullabies to get you to sleep so she can claim you
>this is the third night already she has attempted this

>>46560687
She can see the future and knows the moment I'll blow my load

>>46560728
Hebi are cute but their profile make them incompatible with me. Toxic relationship are not fun

>>46560737
just out yan them

>>46560723
Unfortunately, I have discovered that in fox language, "no" directly translates to "do your worst" while also being a direct marriage proposal since you have displayed an interest in learning/speaking the fox language.

>>46560743
out-yam them

>>46560747
>>46560743
It's still a toxic relationship but I'm on the less muddy part of the stick.

>>46560578
MGE videogame, but RTS strategy game.

MGE scenario where it is an RTS war game.

No... NO! I am a proud white supremacist! And I will resist the brown monster girls! No filthy monster, let alone the non-white ones, are going to stop me from building the Ethnostate utopia! I will RESIST!

>>46560687
This is an especially diginified looking shark.

>>46560796
>Wight supremacist
Doesn't look so supreme to me

>>46560796
>The royal cumpump is muttering to himself again

>>46560787
I really want a MGE Anno-like. Lots of weird monster-specific goods and needs to fill, alongside an Order town.

Haha sex with mamonos am I right guys

I want a monster that tries to seduce me by flexing her strength.

>>46560745
Yukari stop heeer.

>>46560730
More like she knows you're gonna get her pregnant, but doesn't know the exact date, so you just have to keep trying

Name my harem

>>46560862
Scary Monsters Side B: The Motion Picture Experience Original Cast

>>46560862
big girls with big hearts

I hate going to the Winterstown public sauna. The girls that hang out there always want to play the Gollum game and they always make me the Gollum.

>>46560882
Ebin :D:D

>>46560787
>>46560819
>Total War: Monster Girl Encyclopedia

>>46560886
It is not ebin. All I want is to cleanse my pores and get warmed up but they make play Gollum and even when someone guesses right they never let me switch out. "Ohhhhh noooo anon, you're the best Gollum in town, let's play another round with you under the bench again" or "Haha if your finger is getting tired how about you use your penis instead just a thought hahaha"; I'm sick of it. I can't even remember the last time I got to use a vihta to stimulate the blood vessels on my back in there.

A dangerous beast, guard yourself.

>>46560796
>Actually, turns out there are Racist White Supremacists in the world of MGE with actual White Women as their wives and girlfriends-
>Wait! Nevermind, the so called Racist White Supremacists' White wives and or girlfriends are just Zipangese

Don't forget, other than black and brown skinned women. The so called white supremacists also love Asian women, especially (not)Japanese maidens.

>>46560911
What is she doing with that pillow?

>>46560923
Practicing for the final strike

Hebe hebi

>>46560913
Holy shit your posts are among the most unfunny crap I've read. Just take your off-topic images and go back to /tg/

I'm gonna fist fight Miss Troll! Her big hands are just for show, there's no way she'd win.

How do you envision your children Post-Portals?

>>46560578
And they say Orderites do not get holy divine waifus

>>46560984
Anon from the sapper commando who got wipe last week. I only got a kiki, the chief goddess didn't help me during the my trial for war crimes and arsonist acts. Thankfully none of us hurt anyone so we only need to help repairing what we destroyed

>You will never "burn" Eros's enemies with a dragon breath flamethrower during a love crusade
Nothing to live for, I won't go out of the bed

>Fr*g is pyromaniac
Worse then Mick

>Kiki so skilled she quick draws her broom and the room is purged of all dust/filth

>>46561108
I hope she doesn't extend this skill to handjobs. Would be kinda awkward.

>>46561108
Still a janny on 4mon

>>46561108
how do you quickdraw a broom?

Wock squishy love handles...

We need more images of people partying with onis

>>46561108
Was she taking lessons from art fairy?

>>46561300
CHARON, BAD!

>>46561300
>I like you

>>46561263
Such footage is sold from under the counter

Another day, another salamander.

>>46561342
Why are they sold so rarely?

>>46561529
no matterhow many times, I will repeat my dream of the duo of exitable salamander, and calm and compose lizardwoman buddy

My snek kid wants to play hopscotch, but she can't manage it thanks to her large and long tail. How can I accomodate for her so she can join in with the rest of the kids?

>>46560804
She's a proper lady who hates vulgarity, after all.

>>46560804
She's also fucking huge, like 17 feet

>When the pharoah suggests her and apophis team up to completely ruin an uppity anon with three long nights of edging to venom bites and hypnosis

>>46560787
MGE RTS war game. But its Halo Wars 1 and or 2.

>Dark Strategists, Lilim Generals and Order Commanders be like:
>"Local Units"
>"All Units"
>"All Units"
>"Local Units"
>"Moving out!" "Moving into position" "I'm gonna fuck those little boys" "Single Men in my area, where!?"
>"In the name of the divines I move." "Thy will be done!" "I maneuver as the Chief Goddess commands!" "Heretics be purged with sacred fire!!!"

>>46560614
Slugs are nasty and destroy ecosystems and carry parasites and diseases
Yearly over 100k people die to slug related stuff

>"I love Emilia."
>kikis go nuclear
you know there would be cataclysmic shipping wars

>Druella, people are making fun of us online again! We must call for aid!
Who will come? Elves? Dwarves? Us lilim are not so lucky in our romantic exploits as them. The old alliances of virgins are dead.
>Deonora will answer!
Deonora?! Where was Deonora when monsters started calling us Dorks?! Where was Deonora when the foxes closed in around the single men!? Where was Deonora-

>>46560887
>Siege battles are still fucked

>>46560787
MGE grand strategy only.

>>46560614
!

Noone expects that cow best asset is the tongue

>>46562551
I always expect the unexpected. Not even the greatest Cheshire can surprise me anymore.

>>46562551
cows hunt in packs

>>46561529
Salamanders are insanely hot and also have a higher than average body temperature.

>>46562585
What if cold salamander

No head
Thoughts empty

>>46562671
wispmander

>>46562689
Aren't their flames hot too though?

>>46562749

>>46562777
>Hmmm, I suppose this form has uses but....
>Won't the tail be dangerous around books?

I can also only imagine the chuuni fight-lust that would break out if her phylactery was messed with.

>Buttfuck Anubis
>Dump your fat loads in her ass
>Cumflate her all night
Alternatively
>Apophis pussy
>All day all night marathon
>Oyakodon soon

>>46562807
Anal with brown wan is more tempting

>>46562807
To anal the tight-assed autism dog who's being anal about everything is just too good

>>46562807
Cumflating monsters is always a priority, specially lolibabas

>>46562972
what about lolibaobabs

>>46562972
>specially lolibabas
Releasing a lolibaba with her belly all swollen with your seed after being full nelsoned for hours

>>46562977
Oppai loli Dryads.

>>46562807
>Apophis lamiass
>buttfuck your adopted grapesnake daughter
>she accidentally scratched your hand with her fangs and the venom made the ongoing sexual tension boil over

Is it normal for your anubis to schedule an orgasm in advance?
Like she held me on edge for about 15 minutes because "I was ahead of schedule."

>>46563026
The localization really fucked that game up. Death to localizers.

>>46563050
Not the first time From Software's games were fucked over by localization.

>>46562877
Not very dignified

>>46563050
Any examples? Idk I haven't played knight rolling adventure 4

>>46562990
https://exhentai.org/s/a7384b7380/2780646-51
I was also jacking off to that one

>>46562990
Full nelson for meaty bapho grandma
https://files.catbox.moe/ihm634.jpg

>>46563079
They changed her entire character from benevolent and kind to secretive and suspicious.

>>46561655
That really would destroy a man, Jesus. He'd forever after be slave to zombie and snek loving, but his sacrifice would have protected the kingdom.

>>46561113
It can be useful at times.
>I apologize, master, but now is not the time for me to a ept your advances. Allow me to destroy your lust.
>It's okay, we have a few minutes.
>You've already cum, mastah.
>NAN--

>>46560745
just do what the russians do and domesticate the fox through selective breeding
that is, select to not breed her if she doesn't have desireable traits

>>46560592
Does it count as dead if her mom was an undead monster and she was already born that way?

My cat is howling.

>Anon is walking out the street
>see sword embedded in pedastal
>engrade is "draw this sword to prove yourself the chosen one."
>Anon sighs and shouts out "FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!"
>Valkirye comes out of nearby bushes. "Aww come on! we go do great adventures together!"

>>46563277
Now I've lost it
I know I can rape
The truth exists within the puss

If I get defeated by a Monster I will hold my own sword to my neck and swear that it isn't over and that I will reincarnate and fight them again in my next life, and that next time I will win. Then I'll take my own life and slash my throat to regain some honor and dignity after being humiliated.

>>46563292
Adventures make you late for dinner

>>46562877
Cute terrorgheist

>>46563292
dark valk would of just wrapped him in chains and dragged him into the bushes

>>46563307
Based but they will bring you back as undead Incubus and strip you from any weapons until you stop being edgy. Use the shrooms

My parents said that if a mamono rapes me and makes me her husband, I'm getting uninvited to the family's holiday dinners. :(

>>46563277
Fuck it until it starts reciting poetry in a fine outfit.

>>46563307
>monster meets you again in your next life
>defeats you yet again there as well
What now?

>>46563277
My hat is cowling.

>>46563406
I hold my own sword to my neck and swear that it isn't over and that I will reincarnate and fight them again in my next next life, and that next time I WILL win. Then I'll take my own life and slash my throat to regain some honor and dignity after being humiliated.

>>46563277

I want to TRAP and CHAIN and BETRAY kauken in my bedroom for 100 years

Why are elves like this?

>>46563501
She's insecure about hanging out with kids.

>>46563501
It's just their mating dance. They hope men will take pity of them if they protest and throw a tantrum like a kid.

>>46563501
elves don't take rejection well
>>46563026
thanks for the quest rewards but i'm here to bring Order

>>46563496
TRAPPED and BETRAYED and PENETRATING kaukens GIANT ASS in pandemonium in an ETERNAL honeymoon for 100 years

>>46563496
>>46563584
i'll just tell a kakuen that wuxia sucks and is the worst variation on the hero's journey ever.

>>46563647
Based.

>>46563647
Cringe.

>>46563647
Anon begging to have his hero's journey derailed into a cumpump's journey by a kakuen.

She says she is totes 16 years old.

Losing to a mere monkey is among the greatest shames one can suffer!

>>46563682
I can only imagine a journey with a bunch of high level monster girl weirdos.
>"Hey hey! Get a bit of my Kyun Kyun Power!"
>'Low level' Shrine maiden drops a giant ball of roiling energy with an honest to goodness heart at the center of it.
>"Worry not master, I shall dispose of this trash for you."
>Maid Ochi performs a judgement cut that knocks out seven bandits at the same time before returning to pour you tea.
>"Watch this Anon! As your fated rival I won't let you fall here before our ultimate battle!"
>Huge, tomboy Oni punches through a castle wall for you, ignoring that fact that your 'rival' has been part of your party for nearly two months
I need these goobers.

>>46563356
Don't worry, your new mommy can cook better than your old one.

>>46563682
I'd probably believe anything those titties told me.

>>46563356
Mamono can't rape you if you just consent. Simple as that.

>>46563356
Sounds like you need a new mommy.

>>46563895
Now that's something I would gladly full nelson

Sweaty monster > monster

>>46563895
No girl looks or acts like this

If she is supposed to help me not have sexual thoughts, then why is she dressed like that with a body like this?!

Foxes are kind and nice. They just want to spoil humans and make them happy. It is not their fault that humans are so weak that they can't go near their tails without developing an addiction. Humans should really stop spreading mean rumors about them being evil tricksters just because they can't handle a little fluff.

>>46564087
Flabby needs to go on a diet.

>>46564017
All monsters become sweaty if you're doing it right.

>>46564078
And that's why we need monsters.

>>46564087
She'll accomplish that by draining your balls and leaving you in a thoughtless post-orgasm ice bliss state. God works in mysterious ways and all.

>>46564087
Because Angels are huge perverts. Them not wanting to have sex is a mistaken human assumption, made in the same nonsensical vain that sex isn't "pure". Angels want to have sex every day. You will have sex with them. You WILL.

I need murderhobo ginger one tailed stinky trash scavenging western fox instead of kitsune

>>46564108
That's a mean way to describe tanuki.

>>46564117
They are the 'coons

>>46564107
>Angels want to have sex every day. You will have sex with them. You WILL.
These damn celestials can't just abuse their power and position and force mortal human men to fuck them, that's tyranny!

>>46564078
No, obviously. Girls don't look or act like lustful, anon-dick-worshipping succubi either, but here we are.

>>46564087
you're supposed to get rid of the sexual thoughts by acting them out on her, anon. it protects you from sin
>>46564093
in a just society you would be exiled across the sea

>>46564137
>that's tyranny!
Yes, and?

>>46564138
>Mam, you're not supposed to be up there.
>"I can fly its fine."
>That.....doesn't mean you can be up there though.

>>46564138
I don't think my roof is rated for that kind of weight.

>>46564240
my favorite meal: plain pasta garnished with entire garlic bulbs
and a side of cube

>>46564212
Was peanut butter jelly time ever an actual meme.

>>46564313
Once upon a time in a forgotten age when banana phone still lurked on the web.....yes.

>>46564313
Much like Millhouse, no it was not.

BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING
The Papparapezi caught this SHOCKING and EMBARASSING photo of CHESHIRE 'The Tomfooler' CAT enjoying an EAR SCRITCH.
Cheshire, who is on record for mocking other kots enjoying human pampering and affection, has refused comment.

>>46564381
How Scandalous!

>>46564381
She's crying on my couch now, I'm going,g to shoot the rata buidliung

>>46564407
>I'm going,g to shoot the rata buidliung
Thank god, it was a slow news week. Would you like to send a manifesto first?

>>46564407
I'm also going to shoot something in a Rata, if you know what I mean

>>46564381
Chesh is cancelled??

>>46564422
Nigga that nuts

>>46564381
So is this what rataTV is like?

>>46564421
Yes, here :
My chesh has fallen in tears, billions ratas must repent
>>46564422
BASED and nutpilled

>>46564176
Classy Anon. Meets a girl and the first thing that comes out of his mouth is criticizing her weight.

I'm going to kiss a rata journo and take her on a date to Mofu Burger.

>>46564451
Guy, she's trespassing on my roof, drinking, AND smoking. I'm not courting her, I just want to be dry the next time it rains.

>>46564426
https://files.catbox.moe/c8a4e5.png
She the one driving me nuts

>>46564517

Foxes

>>46564525
https://youtu.be/zt6FKhJ3dZI

>>46564525
>undefined_image

>>46564570
>>46564565
?

I love white girls.

>>46564663
Cute.

You do not want to see slumber mouse drunk.

>>46564684
She would probably fall asleep after 3 shots.

>>46564699
It's a miracle if she can finish one.

You cannot impregnate ghosts.

>>46564760
You underestimate my power.
https://litter.catbox.moe/cyidef.PNG

>>46564760
Not with that attitude.

>>46564760
Your seed just spurts right through.

>>46564760
?

>>46564805
Fat.

Humans are mammals. Mammals and avians were not meant to breed. Humans should NOT fuck birds. Do not have sex with birds. It isn't meant to be.

>>46564856
Okay, I will mate with a mammal.

>>46564880
Now is the age of the werebat.

>>46564775
The hell kind of game is this and where can I find it?

Wrench wench tho

>>46564856
Consider the following:
https://twitter.com/losenis/status/1778093054143979699

>>46564880
Cute but the profile is not cool.

>>46564880
I need a bat with big wings.

>>46564880
Auntie werebat got quite fat

That's right. You can't impregnate ghosts so you should cum inside as often as you like. More often, even.

>>46564892
It's EraTW. A text based Touhou sandbox simulator with timestop powers, where you can lewd 2hus. You can find more about it and other era games in /egg/ >>46552634

brush kej hair

>>46564951
Nice

>>46563292
>"Less than 0.1% of players unlock that Steam achievement. I asked the gods and they said it counts."

Ah yes... The elf of the sex.
The sexelf if you will. An elf for elfsex.

>>46565034
modern day valks got it rough

>>46564951
>EraTW
Very nice. I like fucking all the dogs.

>>46565086
A white man...

>>46565052
Don't forget to protect your ears around elves!

>Barely any discussion of hebis in this thread
Unacceptable.

Talk about and post your most excessively yandere hebis!

>>46565097
around the elves, I can't control myself

>>46565102
I'll be wearing a burqa when going out, just to be safe

>>46565025
There is this new trend among Kejourous to kidnap men and perform ASMR on them. THe subjects are tied down with hair and forced to relax while the Kej brushes her hair and whispers sweet nothings into their ears. It has been reported that men under heavy ammounts of stress are often victims to this.

You deserve to be foxed.

>>46565142
I deserve nothing.

>>46565151
You don't deserve to be unfoxed.

You guys like foxes unironically? I thought it was all a joke.

>>46565172
I have a problem and I don't want help.

>>46565142
Not as much as I deserve to be wrapped up in hebi coils.

>>46565093
I fuck dogs, i'm not afraid to admit it!

>>46565172
It's all a scheme by big mofu. One day you are loving dragons or whatever and then, that night you have a dream about being trapped in a shrine with a pink fox that refuses to let you leave and now you can't stop foxposting

>>46565215
fellow dogfucker king...

>>46565142
Hag are ok

>>46564916
I love pantyhose

>>46565226
They really aren't.

>>46565243
Yeah, they're better.

>>46565222

>>46565134
Oh no! I'm a stressed out human male! I'm in danger!

>>46565222

>>46565254
>>46565280

White men fuck dogs

>>46565097
He's left his lips wide open for that elf to attack

>>46565295
Thank God I'm white. I fuck dogs on autopilot. I crave dogpussy.

>>46565295
Paws typed this post.

>>46565295
and that's a good thing

Pawbeans?
kissed

>>46565289
Don't waste image space with that western garbage

>>46565295
I would never do that

>>46565318
ok

>>46565172
No they piss everywhere. We like beautiful anime humans with fox features

>>46565231
Always appreciated. Well, usually. They don't pair well with swimwear, but even then...

>>46565382
To much Alucard vibes there

Here's a tip for getting a canine mamono wife: join the post office! No, really, it's considered an occupational hazard for single men getting the job now. ...please, we need the help now that half the town's mailmen are out on honeymoon with their new wives.

>>46560578
>Nextcloud Archive: https://st41654.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/pZga3ssMSaJPwQF
I don't know why someone changed the link, but that one gives a 404.
This is the correct one, from the last thread.
https://st44244.ispot.cc/nextcloud/index.php/s/HYyFwJMp588a4tE

How do you know someone has an atlach-nacha wife?

>Become an Incubus shortly after your Dhampir daughter is born
>She grows up without an adversarial attitude towards her mother
>Instead she's just as haughty as her mother while still remaining a total daddy's girl
>Her last for blood is entirely present, but warped to the point that her father's blood sends her into a breeding frenzy that would make a Mershark look like a prude while any blood other than his is disgusting and obscene

I will not fug my daughteru.

I will not fug monsters

>>46565102
Hebis are for deep love

>>46565396
>Hellsimg but made by monsters
I don't know what to expect, but I'd watch it. It'd be awkward when Lady card asks the police boy if he's a virgin to be sure.

>>46565411
Giant spider

>>46565429
Good lad. Just sic your horny daughters on the neighbor boy, it's nature's way.

I will not fug my grandma

I will probably fug my momster

I will definitely fuck my momster and grandmomster and make them cumswap, plus ass to mouth

And we return to the incestual cuckoldry again

>>46565298
You are never truly safe from elf attacks.

>>46565571
I am. I will just punch those wannabe monster girls straight in the jaw or the nose and tell them to gtfo and let a real monster girl take their place. Fucking long ears, you trying to fool me? You're just 3DPD with long ears. Get me some real monster girl, like a dragon.

>>46565571
FATTER

>>46565571
I would gladly lose to these elves. They look kind.

>>46565552
>cuckoldry
go back to /pol/

>>46565618
>>>/d/

>You encounter the elusive pink haired fox

>>46565670
>pink foxes are common
>taillet
I have no interest in weak monsters

>>46565670
>your face when you find it was white this morning

>>46565705
Does eros spread like a virus?

>>46565687
Please do not talk bad about her. She already hates being the least common type of fox.

would be cool if pharaohs turned their pyramids into cool dungeons

>>46565848
we need art of a pharaoh waking up from her tomb
Full on "who has woken me from my slumber!" mode

>>46565612
I hope you're ready for a new life in their humble village.

>>46565888
I could definitely handle slow life in a village full of elves that aren't cunts.

help the fox is sucking my penis

>>46565961
I would love to live a life like that one elf harem doujinshi, endlessly impregnating the elven hags to avoid the race extinction. Sepcially if there's a fat bottomed lolibaba.

>>46565951
I need a shire horse centaur to sit on me.

>>46565848
A sleeping Pharaoh's pyramid is already a cool dungeon, but the treasure at the end isn't what a would-be raider expects.

>>46565951
but it's also the horse part

>>46565870
>ANCIENT SPIRITS OF HORNY
>TRANSFORM THIS WRETCHED AND HAGGISH FORM INTO
>MUMM-RA, THE EVER LASCIVIOUS

I like abs

Monsters will make humanity extinct and that's a good thing.

>>46565991
I'd be the world's happiest pet, yes.

>>46566043
The future of humanity will be a monster / human hybrid.

>>46560578
>get a certificate in the mail
>one of those phony "Become a Lord" scams that says you are now nobility in possession of 1 square meter of land in Zipangu
>ochi shows up a few minutes later to declare that she detected your "lordly aura" and pledges herself as your loyal servant

>>46566113
At least you didn't get kidnapped by a dragon.

>>46566113
We're gonna have to conquer some neighboring countries before I have enough space for a manor. And maybe a yard...

>>46566113
Many such cases

How hairy do you like your monsters?

>>46566139
Hot, but i don't think you can post that here.

>>46566144
There's a gray area. I mean, it's not like she's technically any less SFW than wine goat...

>>46566144
No snout so it's probably fine.

>>46566130
>are you Sakura?
>yes! I knew you would be a magnificent lord, but to already know your servant's name is truly extraordinary!
>Your name is right here on the receipt line
>o-oh... it must be fate, ha ha...

>>46566126
>ochis having an intense duel in field
>each one trying to defend their "land" from the others
>their "lords" are chilling and grilling together, talking about the whacky things their servants have done and sharing pictures with each other

I'm scared of kissing monstergirls.

>>46566283
Not every culture associates kissing with intimacy. Just find a monster girl who's not into kissing!

>>46566302
Inuit Wendigo it is, then.

>>46566040
Fag, muscles don't belong on women

>>46560578

>>46566344
Why yes, that indeed is an opinion of a fag.

>>46566344
But I need her to do all the work riding me cowgirl while I starfish and ahegao. You can't do that as some stick-thin nothing of a woman. You need muscles!

Man, Japanese MGE stories are truly peak

This crazy chef keeps telling me that my wife is an octopus. Now I may not be the most perceptive man in the world but I think I'd notice something like that.

>>46566418
Not that there's anything wrong with being an octopus.

>>46560578
>"Come here dark skinned/Zipangese/Oriental woman, it's time to race mix/create cute Happa children!"
>t.White and Wester Anons the moment they finally end up in MGE

>>46566401
I wouldn't call them peak so much as they don't overthink shit like Westerners do.

STOP POSTING ELVES.

>>46566577
Make me.

>>46566573
Fuck off to /a/ Jesus Christ. Bad enough faggots keep shipping her with Falin.

Does hatter milk taste like tea?

GO AWAY, KIKIMORAS! I HAVE A ROOMBA AND I DONT NEED YOU STUPID SLAVIC BIRD-DOG IMMIGRANTS! GO BACK TO REDANIA, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE!!

>>46566595
It tastes like cream of mushroom soup, actually.

>>46566602
Hurtful; Kikis are at least a mid-tier mamono and deserve better. It'd be cooler if they were yandere perverts who sexually dominate their "mastah" behind closed doors, but that's true of literally every mamono.

>>46566614
I don't have anything against monster maids or if they're yandere. What I have against kikimoras is they're from Redania! And everyone knows Redanians are subhuman scum.

>>46566577
i need an adult

>>46566577
Not even just one more?

>>46566643
How much "adult" do you want? Sloppy and cool aunt style? Or prim and proper Sugah Momma? Or maybe just 32 year old OL style?

>"i slay a thousand enemies, no one calls me a great champion."
>"I win a thousand battles, no one calls me a great general."
>"I win riches and glory for my king, no one calls me a great knight."
>"I show proper veneration to the gods, no one calls me a saint..."
>"BUT I FUCK ONE HORSE!!!"

>>46566661
a predatory smile and an overwhelming sense of danger would be ideal

>>46565404
Fixed my pasta.

Consider

>>46566738
I choose watermelon

>>46566738
I kneel

>>46566758
stupid fertile foxes

>>46566665
sjould i watch Uma musume Pretty Derby?

>decide to stop being an out of shape oaf with a flabby, skinny body who only sort of passes because of a semi-decent face
>decide its time I got jacked and claimed my throne amongst the guys who made it
>the moment I step into my local gym a bunch of burly Oni gym elitists start making fun of me and calling me "Hank Hill" because of my flabby gut
>take all the easy weights away and leave out only the 700 pound dumbbells and one ton kettlebells and tell me to start with those as a joke
>get discouraged and go back home while they laugh at me
>watch television while eating jerky for the rest of the day and feeling like shit instead
Mamono have ruined human society, they won't let us have anything good...

>>46566960
the sabbath gym is nice and supportive

>>46566978
>decide to stop being an out of shape oaf with a flabby, skinny body who only sort of passes because of a semi-decent face
>decide its time I got jacked and claimed my throne amongst the guys who made it
>the moment I step into my local Sabbath gym a bunch of oversexed lolibabas call me "Onichan" and demand I rape them
>take all the easy weights away and demand I "do 20 reps on our pussies"
>get discouraged and try to leave
>doors are locked
>lights flicker and go out
>ten weeks later I emerge, a 2 meter tall strongfat balding onichan rape machine.
Sabbath Gym GETS RESULTS

>>46566978
I feel insulted by that phrase.

>>46567002
>Anon becomes a combination of Hercules combined with Ugly Bastard to suit the Sabbath tastes
Toppest keks.

>>46567002
>do i really have to say "get pregnant" with every rep?
it's fine maybe

>>46567002
lifting stuff while you have a giggling familiar hanging off each bicep is motivating

>>46567002
Can I please keep my hair?

>>46566473
i prefer when people draw gobs cute and and not this trend of not cute gobs.

>>46567107
it's unfortunate

>>46567082
My thanks, friend. May your pursuits be fruitful and your days long. Until we meet again.

>>46567082

>>46567167
while i do prefer dinner plate size paws the dainty steppers are nice too

>>46566643
>that bush
100% erect

>>46567167
Those feet look so delicate

I am a human who has ascended to godhood. I am become a new god. I cannot be raped by Monsters. I am invincible.

>>46567239
>Miss Imp appears and irritates you SO MUCH with her behavior that you become unable to resist the urge to rape her within an inch of her life.
>Accidentally make her an arch imp with all your godly seed.
>She is now *insufferably* smug.
>But she DIDN'T rape you.
Mamono always win.

Undead hours.

>>46567307
I'm going to transform back into a human form and put on soundproof headphones so that this tsundere bug will leave me alone!

Last night I dreamed that they made a new Harry Potter TV show, where Harry Potter is an adult who has to go undercover as a teenage girl to Hogwarts in order to unearth some kind of conspiracy.
And Daniel Radcliffe did voiceovers like it was some kind of detective show with him as a gumshoe. It was apparently originally a fanfic that Radcliffe liked so much he got it made into a series.
TL; DR--I need flayer correction badly. Please post flayers.

>>46566691
She's eating me with her eyes almost as hard as I'm fucking her tits with mine. Nice.

>>46566785
The fluffy wave grows.

>>46567056
Only if you bleach it and spend some time tanning. Those eyes will have to go though.

>It's here

>>46567307
Nacho wife...

>>46567500
She's a real snacc