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patchouli has read about conditions that cause men to experience an impulse to ingest the bodily excretions of young women and recommends that instead of indulging it you seek treatment from a licenced professional, whatever one of those might be

>> No.46564561
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Imagine not enjoying fairy pee.

>> No.46566008

>>46564433
[examine her stack of books]

>> No.46566066

>>46564433
I order one (1) patchouli.

>> No.46566076

>>46564433
What is the most efficient way to funnel the maximum amount of Patchouli's flatulence directly into my nostrils?

>> No.46566291

>>46564433

Sorry Patchouli, I will NOT be taking my meds

>> No.46566318
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>>46564433
I want to take it easy with Patche

>> No.46568096
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I would drink Patche's juice!

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is this thread about patchy or about fairy pee?

>> No.46568448

If you take your meds, the nefarious yudayajindomo win

>> No.46568523

>>46568105
This is a scat thread

>> No.46568532

>>46564433
I go up behind her and ask her what the FUCK she is even reading.

>> No.46568592

>>46564433
>hammer

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I would like to perform cunnilingus on Patche for the sole purpose of pleasuring her.

>> No.46570764

>>46570718
Sounds like a waste of effort and your time when she can do that easily - and better - with magic.

>> No.46571254

>>46570764
what, with the portal trick? keeping those open for sustained periods of time takes lots of energy

>> No.46571805

>>46570764
I would enjoy doing it

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>>46568448

>> No.46586165

>>46586152
>>46586149
Why are you doing this?

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>> No.46590183

>>46589793
If I service her feet, may I then partake of her bodily excretions?

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>>46568592
I miss him. Or rather, I miss him from before he lost to lewd.

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>> No.46605638

>>46591409
>him

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>>46605638
Whatever.

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I want to take it easy with Patch and become max comfy

>> No.46611344

>>46564561
Would fairy pee taste good because its from fairy's?

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>> No.46612341

>>46611344
Fairy pee is the greatest and sweetest and tastiest drink in the universe and is best consumed in front of the fairy in question so she has to watch and get embarrassed.

>> No.46613174

>>46611419
Cute!

>> No.46613878

>>46568096

Why is she dipping the book in the Water is she stupid?

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>>46613878
Waterproof your library with Flex Tome®

>> No.46614601

>>46564433
Pachuuchuu

>> No.46615484

Patche milk?

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>>46564433
Patchouli has lots of weird books in her library

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