/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm going to ask Druella out on a date!

>>46544877
>Time to run at full speed in the house at 3am and knock a bunch of shit over and laugh about it

Slightly psychotic foxes

>>46544889
>she agrees
>have a nice coffee date
Now what?

>>46544877

>>46544877
More to love

>>46544971
Just imagine, with a fox that light, you don't even need a specialist to remove her from your home, just pick her up and throw her out the window.

>>46545005
>Neighbors see anon throw a crying fox lolihag crying after being thrown from anons window
Anon is sentenced to 99 years in the toughest monster prison.

>>46545038
still probably nicer than the average apartment here

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that cat girls are weak to lap pillows to the point that they just may end up in your lap whenever you sit down.

I just want a cute dumb zombie!!! Quick, what things do they like besides meat?

>>46545139
they like meat and warm

>>46545139
Take her to hot topic. hot topic still exists right, they sell those stupid jack skellington shirts at a high markup.

>>46545139
they like to roam around in front of ms lich's yard
perfect for snatching

>>46545140
No way Sherlock
>>46545148
They actually like Hot Topic? I thought the only ones who liked that place were Vampires, Jiangshis who try to fit in Western culture and Banshees with attention issues
>>46545177
I rather stay away from Liches. But thanks for the advice

>>46545206
>I rather stay away from Liches
This also works for ms wight's lawn and ms vampire's spooky mansion
Zombies just like to roam around in spooky places with set patterns

>>46544934
mmmm, fat bat tats

>>46545237
>ms wight's lawn
Can't go there (incident with a dog)
>ms vampire's spooky mansion
Definitely not going there (baseball incident)
Am I doomed to not having a zombie?

I love fox

>>46544922
>Now what?
Ah, shit, didn't think that far ahead. Uhhhh, ummm... welp, I'm at a loss. Better start writing an apology out now for being a subpar partner. Do you guys think it's worth paying for the express postage to get it to her faster?

>>46545262
If you're really desperate, you can raid the local graveyards
Be warned, the ghoul delinquents hang out there to drink, smoke, and gossip about their favorite boy at school

>>46544902
No sex if you wake me up during my 8 hours sleep cycle

>>46545368
Grumpy cheshire is cute

>>46545368
My cheshire wife told me and I quote, she is going cat mode and it's part of her culture, I told her she is full of it and sodomized her, she quickly fell asleep and now I am going back to bed.

>>46545372
Yes but we should not overdo it

>>46545380
And if my sleep schedule is destroyed one more time, I'm going monke mode and throw her through the window a la solonggaybowser.mp4.

>>46545304
Have more nice dates.

Mamonos or not I still need to stay a wageslave if I want to feed a family. It's all ogre

>>46545507
You're a prime candidate for a tanuki sugar mama

>>46545514
mamonos or not, this is my long term strategy.

>>46545514
Yeah, I need to steal nuki gold. I just need one big bank robbery to be safe and live in wonderland happily

>>46545527
Good way to end up in Danukibergs Pleasure Dungeon.

Tanuki will steal your foreskin

>>46545534
Nope, I don't like that. Fate will make me succeed and leave with the chesh secretary in front of the je... Nuki.

Apparently Spice and Wolf has been rebooted. Fixing to watch the first episode of the reboot, Holo was one of my first wolf girls following Liru.

Join the Sabbath

>>46545567
>Pictured: the girlfriend/wife of a racist white supremacist
>Yes this still counts as par tof creating a Whites only Ethnostate

Dangerous foxes (BEWARE)

>>46544877
What if: MGE videogame but it's the Sims or a Sims-like game, with the usual gameplay and features you know and are familiar of with the Sims, including the gibberish Simlish language the Sims speak.

Safe mice (BEWARE)

good morning fellow cow lovers

>>46545723
imagine the silly sounding moo she makes

You belong in the scorpion pit.

>Go to forest
>Foxes
>Go to desert
>Desert foxes
>Go to Wintertown
>Arctic foxes
There truly is no escape, huh?

>>46545806
go to the sea
there is no such thing as sea foxes

>>46545810
Good idea.
Does that octopus look... fluffy to you?

>>46545806
Spasce is the only frontier left.

A manticore keeps being mean to me and following me around. If I embarrass her in public by crying, will that make her leave me alone?

>>46545806
And ? Foxes are a good background element, they look nice and fluffy.

>>46545824
Just ask another manitcore for help
Escape while they battle it out

>>46545824
No, it will just make her more annoying. You should kill yourself, the lich will revive you anyway and the manticore will finally get that she's not welcomed and that you hate her.

So what was Yerb's latest art piece? Havent been in these threads for a while

What does creeping coin pussy taste like?

>>46545824
>Manticore
>Disposition: ferocious, aggressive, cruel
It will only make her want to harass you more.

>Block you path
>Pay the toll or suffer the consequences

>>46546130
I bought the catnip bombs just for moments ike this.

>>46546138
>Catnip bombs
That's actually a really good idea. You're menace for society

>>46545891
I made a Zipangu troll. Btw, should I do the kimono arachne thing next, or something with a harpy? I feel like the owl or the cockatrice need some attenion

>>46546149
Hard choices, french cockatrice maybe?

>>46546149
cockatrice definitely. The only art of her that I've seen is LN's Free hugs! signboard one

I wanna go on 4mon and post about dragon tails.

Go on 4mon and post about how bad Lim’s underwear smells

Telling lilim wife that I want her to dress like her mother! and pretend she is the Demon Lord while in bedroom

>>46545723
Good for you I'm a cow lover

>>46546423
What colour does she wear?

I wanna go on 4mon and ask cupids if they go commando.

>>46546428
needs more lilim

Manticore uses her tail to absorb other mamonos like cell from dbz

>>46546120
Honey.

you must kiss it

>most order paladins, inquisitors and witch hunters
"I witnessed my village be scourged by monsters and my relatives and loved ones violently dragged away to the shadows before my very eyes as a lad. Now, I take up the blade of the Chief God blessed with her strength to fight the darkness responsible and fulfill my calling, so that nobody else may ever have to suffer the same at the hands of vile Demons......"
>me
"Miss Lich threw a party at the graveyard with all her friends and she didn't invite me this one time about two years back. Now I take up these dual wielded holy swords to put the Undead back to death. None shall escape my wrath...."

>>46546665
I will only kiss the manti's mouth and maybe nimble on her ears.

>>46546665
maybe just a little peck.

>>46546665
I know she's a monster but it's still quite rude to call her "it".

>>46546665
>Excellent design
>Good profile but disgusting personality
Unlucky...

>>46546827
She just needs a little domestication.

Was thinking wabout those raunchy car bumperstickers, so i decided to write some. They get progressively worse, sorry about that.
>if they're hanging we'll be banging
>I like my monstergirls like i like my fruits: mature and very sweet.
>Don't talk to me if your age is under 3 digits
>Youth is temporary, hags are eternal
>I have a Phd in "ancient" history
>Why do they call it the bad end bar if all i get are happy endings?
>Living Fossil? Careful what you call my wife.
>Mommy issues? I don't have aproblem with it.
>They just don't make them like they used to
>Fertility clinic for the elderly? That's just my bedroom

>>46546969
Does dark elf teach you how to become a beast tamer?

>>46547064
I wouldn't risk it.

I wish I had a cute and gallant elf knight to accompany me.

>>46545806
i have bad news for you Anon.

>>46545806
>>46545810
>>46545817
i have bad news for you Anon.

>>46546167
>french
The mime drip?

>>46545810
>sea foxes
Wasn't that a type of sea slug?

Gremlinux

>>46547281
>tfw No bottom heavy sweaty smelly arch-using gremlin gf

>>46545567
barb is such a gift

>>46545567
>call her smol
>you get commanded to become her footstool for a week

>>46546120
I’m actually disappointed by the lack of short stories involving Creeping Coin given Ennio Morricone is right there.

>>46547195
Why not? They won't try to enslave me since I'm not made for it and they can teach me a lot.

>>46546665
But would you kiss it?

>>46547581
I will kiss the manticore face and nothing more.

The only girls worth kissing are holsts

>>46547650
Husbands of Holsts suck.

>>46547698
Yes.

>>46547650
that's why you got to make the other ones pay good money for it

>>46546674
I feel you. Miss Hatter threw a tea party and invited everyone in my neighborhood except for me so I did an arson and burned the giant mushroom house she lives in to the ground.

Pain changes people...

>>46545567
Desert realm sabbath full of not-egyptian girls wearing gold and flimsy white fabric, imagine.

>>46547698
We suck a lot. Multiple times a day even.

>>46547821
loli sandworms

>>46547836
Lil' sandworms

Oh cool, here comes the image spam.

>>46545723
Good moorning!

Holsts respect your autonomy and decisions.

Not feeling up to it tonight? Feeling kinda sick? Have a headache? Too tired?
No problem! She will wait till a later date when you're more in the mood for it.

>>46545806
Arctic foxes sound nice. They have lots of extra chub and fluff to keep them warm, and I think white fur is very pretty.

>>46548044
Touch the cow, do it now?

>>46548081
Never stop touching the cow.

*noms your hand*

Imagine the abuse of power a pharaoh CEO could do to (You)

Rip really was cute

>>46548081
but do it how?

>>46548206
Nice and slow

>>46548044
Is it alright if I don't breastfeed from her while I have a stomachache?

>>46548165
The pharaoh is a good ruler and would never abuse her authority. She just gets bad advice from her vizier sometimes. A lot of times actually. I don't know why the pharaoh places so much trust in her.

>>46548044
This is comfy. That she's also always down for lovin' when you are in the mood is nice as well.

>>46548242
A little yoghurt is good for tummy ache, she should be keeping some.

>>46548260
>The pharaoh is a good ruler and would never abuse her authority
>god voices anon straight into her bedroom as her personal hot water bottle

>>46548281
I bet the vizier told her to do this. Damn jackal.

Miss minotaur hoofjob y/n?

>>46548260
Trusting autism wants is a longstanding tradition in her family. No one understands why.

>>46548281
That was in the contract you signed for your promotion. Even the Lego tinkerer saw how the pharaoh looked at you and demons aren't the only ones that can play contract shenanigans.

Beat p'orcs at their own game by raiding them first.

>>46546509
Commando as in "solo operative who can do any task given to her" or "wears a skirt with no panties underneath"? Because the answer is all of them do both, with the exception of a few trainee dorks who can't hit the broad side of a barn with a love grenade launcher.

>>46546509
>"... are there girls who actually wear panties? I thought that was just propaganda"
>Post start to fill with a mix of "yeah, I only have a pair incase a guy is into that kind of stuff" and actual panty pics

>>46548417
Pink beret.

https://youtu.be/iCfKXbGC2tk?si=f1Qiq8AR_w2XFuw2

>>46548316
I don't feel disgusted by hooves themselves, but i don't see how a hoofjob would work or be pleasurabe.

>Undercover alps in mens right activist groups

>>46548443
It would be like those hydraulic press videos but with hoof and your cock instead

>>46548520
That just sounds like cbt

>>46548242
That's what bottles are for, anon.

>>46548645
Cow ball treatment

>>46548645
Cognitive behavior therapy.

>Go to restaurant with hebi wife
>Waitress calls me "honey"
>Hebi gives her a death glare
>Time to pay bill
>Hebi takes the check
>Writes a seething comment in the "Tip" line instead of actually tipping
>Pays bill
>We leave
>Get blue fired by hebi that night despite me doing nothing wrong.

>>46546120
salty coins and milk

>>46548746
If you don't see what you did wrong, you are the problem, and deserve everything that happened after.

>>46548439
>troon OC

>>46518599
Theres a pretty good haughty dommy-mommy aranche in Cebelius's Monstergirl novel. She gets major "correction" by her detective husbando halfway through which is pretty fun.

He does a good job of making her uptight without being annoying, and I like that she does her best to help her husband's career along even if he lacks ambition

>>46549013
Nobody is gonna read the trash you're shilling

>>46549013
>dommy-mommy
Dropped.

>>46549043
I'm not the author, just genuinely liked the books. I know it's not KC stuff but the first one is as close as you'll get. It has its own interesting setting and it's written well, plus it has a comfy romance.
>>46549055
She's more proactive than dominant. I liked it even though I'm more of a maledom guy like you Anon. She thinks she's pursuing him only for the tables to get turned later.

So what if a guy is autosexual and just want to fuck a monster girl version of himself?

>>46549081
>I'm not the author, just genuinely liked the books
I don't care, faggot. I'm not reading trash from some western faggot that probably makes them 3DPD tier trash.

>>46549111
Demonic Energy fixes mental illnesses.

>>46549013
This reminds me of how one of our writefags, LDR, also published smut books

>>46549111
doppelganger

>>46549121
Wasn't LDR that cunt that shit talked other writefags or something and had a bitchfit over us not sucking his dick all the the time?

>>46549134
Not that I remember, but I barely remember anything from the /a/ days anymore
Except that once we had Richter Bromont and don't no more

>>46549145
>/a/ days
This happened during the move to /jp/, dumbass.

>>46549121
Link? I'll snag it today--always looking for more good fiction.
>>46549114
I will warn you, the setting does include male monsters, but so far they have been entirely absent from the story. Guy also makes an effort to keep degenerate shit out of the books entirely, which I appreciate. This one with the spider gal doesn't have any objectional 3DPD content, she's kinda rehabilitating the male MC from a bad marriage and trying to get him to be more ambitious in his career (for her own reasons). So she's possessive and nurturing but also has her own ulterior motive (which is to make him successful so she can show him off to her family basically).

It's not KC. It's also very good while doing a lot of what KC does (non-degenerate, loving MGs that want to have lots of kids with human men). No cuck shit or anything gay like that.

>>46549153
>I will warn you, the setting does include male monsters,
So again, I'm right and this shit is fucking trash for retards like you. I'm not some faggot, male monsters are a dealbreaker.

>>46549013
When has this place ever actually discussed anything like this?

>>46549153
I don't know just look up Leona D. Reish on google or something

>>46549159
Like I said, it's not KC. In this setting the MGs are technically aliens, so they have male and female counterparts, but practically it doesn't make a different since the male counterparts are not present in the story to any extent. "Oh yeah they have a shortage of males of their species" is about the extent. Very ignorable.

>>46549162
Just sharing something I genuinely enjoyed. I know some write fags post their stuff here and I always try to comment if I like a piece. Never seen this guy talked about here so I was pleasantly surprised when I read his stuff and it was good.

Anyway, who was the guy who posted that KikimorexButler story a while back? That was pretty kino

>>46549171
Kill yourself, I'm not reading this gutter tripe you're shilling. Go jerk this western trash off over on /tg/ where it belongs.

Catte

>>46549186
All aboard the Kot Train!

Post cow bedtime stories

>>46549194
Okay.
When does the kot train stop?

Why is this thread such a a shithole?

>>46549212
There once was a cow from the farm.
She really wanted to eat a parm.
After, someone called her fat which caused alarm.
But to her benefit those lovehandles got her a man to charm

>>46549220
The Cattanouga Choo-Choo is an express, she doesn't stop until you Get Off

>>46549194
Would be cool if CSX had a Kot girl mascot.

>>46549283
Damn, she'd be thick af

>>46549212
There once was a cow with big udders
Who drove farmer Anon plain nutters
With all her voluptuous teasing
She finally got a good squeezing
And now Anon's made her a mother!

>>46549297
210 ton muscle kot.

>>46549134
Not that I can recall? LDR mostly kept to him/herself. Most of the writefags worth their salt didn’t try to create drama.

>>46549145
Bromont fucked off to Hotwheels’ bullshit over Gamergate.

>>46549235
I want off Ms. Kot's wild ride

>a wild HOLSTAUR appears!
>fight
>run
>item

Getting raided by a cupid because I was single on Valentine's and didn't receive anything.

>>46549458
>grab boobs

>>46549458
>smooch

Dev here, got some sneaky peeks at the patch notes here
>since all hags can now be classified as cows, holsts have been buffed considerably
>milk production speed and capacity increased by 50%
>holst hags also receive an additional 20% on top, but now have their STR and SPD lowered proportionally to the bonus scaling
And since some many of you complained
>sweatergrab is no longer instant and no longer ignores evasion checks

Notes on foxes soon

>>46549180
>Anyway, who was the guy who posted that KikimorexButler story a while back? That was pretty kino
This?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/53945491

>>46549553
Wanzerkers too op plz nerf, level 5 should not equal 1 hit instaloss.

Kot burglar here to steal your virginity as well as your valuables

>>46549458
>item
>waifu ball

>>46549587
She will go home with empty paws then.

>>46549587

>>46549194
Chat?

>>46549565
Wanzerkers are balanced around their low accuracy, dodge

>>46549647

>>46549658
I went max END and STR and wear Heavy Armor, how the fuck am I supposed to dodge even 1 Wanzerker and every time I do manage to survive it just creates more Wanzerkers through the pregnancy mechanic. There are at least 200 of them in the northern forest now and it's my fault. The original Wanzker does nothing but taunt me about how strong our daughters are getting. Fuck this I am retiring from adventuring and going to live with her in the forest.

>>46549687
Use spiked armor, counter everything expect slimes but you just need to put a few waterproofing runes

>>46548724
Wow this one is REALLY old

>>46549180
>Just sharing something I genuinely enjoyed
Unless it's MGE, no one cares, buddy. This is MGE thread first and foremost.

>>46549746
It's like a year old, man.

>>46549782
Yukari is a year old? Wow she's trying to reduce her real age.

>>46549787
I... somehow thought you're talking about the pic itself. I'm not a wurm, honest!

>>46549687
You do know that the burger consumable oneshots them right?

>>46549746
Uhuh.

I love fat hags

>>46549847
As long as they are meaty I sure do

goat

No more schedule autism. From now on we RELAX.

Hags out.

>>46549923
>No more schedule autism
But autism dogs are keeping ancient evil sealed under the pyramid

Tying Anubis up and forcing her to watch me play RTS games really inefficiently!

>>46549976
you animal
>end turn early
>muffled screaming

>>46549989
>rts
>end turn

>>46549976
>RTS
>end turn

>>46549976
>Tie lizard girl up
>Play fighting game Infront of her
>Fail to juggle the enemy like 4 times despite a perfect setup
>can't get a grapple in as a grapple char
>Keep going really close as a zoner

>>46549923
We need more bondage on mamono...

>>46549976
>Mfofh mfoh mhaffih mhihahheh!
>What was that, dear?
>Don't stop making villagers!
>Ah I'll be fine, honey, we're building an army now

>>46549998
>>46550000
At this point he might even draw pot of greed, it lets him draw two additional cards!

>>46549923
Best way to form a desert harem is to get all the other girls and then the Anubis.

>>46549998
>>46550000
Turn based world map with RTS battles are a thing.

>>46550020
Slightly related, but Anubi would go fucking apeshit over 4X games.

Monster torture!
Playing RTS games badly in front of Anubi!
Making Kiki watch as the roomba very inefficiently cleans the floor!
Making the art fairy watch as you use AI to generate images!

>>46550020
I wanna play totalwar warhammer with a monster girl.

>>46550032
>I wanna play totalwar warhammer
shit taste, fuck off

>>46550032
>you just want to play the Order
>she only ever plays slaanesh
>she spends every gaming session roleplaying as the DL vs Order in MGE world
suffering

>>46550032
>I want to torture a monster girl forcing her to play the worst Total War games in existence
Arrest this man

A Hatter told me that I don't deserve facesittings. I have been coping all day about it, her words tore through my flesh like knives...

>>46549954
No money shrine maidens out.

>>46550044
>>46550054
You're both wrong, it's has a perfect fantasy theming and the overflow of unique factions makes a immortal emperies campaign a treat to play.

>>46550103
>You're both wrong
Shut the fuck up and fuck off, retarded tourist.

>>46550045
>Got a mist continent wife
>She refuses to play anything but Cathay

>>46550103
>emperies

>>46550103
It is. And yet I still play only the Empire.

>>46550111
Stupid typo, I know.

>>46549557
Oh yeah, this was really good, Amoeba Anon did a great job. I liked how they made the Kiki and Butler annoying but loveable, but the best part by far was the deliciously hedonistic and sultry Demon. What a woman!

>>46549649
?

>>46550112
I would play them if their faction mechanic didn't suck.
God damn, imagine totalwar warhammer but with MGE girls...

>>46550054
But nobody mentioned Troy or Thrones of Britannia.

>>46549771
I wouldn't normally since I hate most Western shit with a passion. However, it's genuinely good enough that I think my fellow anons would enjoy it. I wouldn't share it if it was trash.

>>46550122
Being a poor spearman against the beastmen hordes would be a lot less awful.

>>46549557
Just finished it.
Good story, characters and plot.
>ofc he's going to Mashtah the stubborn Kiki, but the quality kept me reading
Only complaint is there are some weird grammatical errors, e.g. 'an upfront' instead of 'an affront', is he ESL or maybe he just needs better proofreading after auto-corrects?

>>46550125
Wasn't Pharaoh also a total shitshow? Didn't play it, but I can imagine a Pharaoh getting really pissed about it.

>>46550122
Imagine the Demon Lord acting as the Pope in Medieval or the Senate in Rome.

>>46550120
kot but frog

>>46550140
It was just incredibly mediocre and uninspired. Most of the people who were really disappointed were fantasy haters who expected it to be amazing just because it was historical again.

>>46550151
With enough mods, we can make this possible.

>Cats like hunting
>Cheshire is cat
Do cheshires hunt?

>>46550234
Nothing's plugged in.

>>46550234
They do. Mongolian basketweaving forums are a favored hunting ground of theirs

>>46550254
>Mongolian
Snow jinkos.

>>46550254
Where did cheshires hunt before internet forums?

>>46550265
>snow jinkos
Literally tamed with a single belly rub

Wurm says it's happening, so it's happening.

>>46550389
What is?

>>46550400
total nigger death

>>46550400
Her cousin jabberwurm is coming over

>>46550429
Aaah lock the fridge.

>>46550265
>>Mongolian
>Snow jinkos
Worried our daughterfus would all be Mongoloids.

>>46550429
>jabberwurm
She can eat a whole mountain in less than a day.

>>46550348
Old fashioned mailing lists.

Gonna post on 4mon how corrupted humans are better than naturally born monster girls

>>46550629
Dorkpire elitists will mass report you.

Gonna win big at the underground nyakuza casino tonight. Dumb hairballs wont know what hit em.

>>46550637
Gonna post my blood type as well just to mess with them

>>46550400
it

>>46550237
poor Slavs never stood a chance...

>>46550675
>Go to /BloodSuckersGeneral/
>Post bloodtype and pic of neck
>Never post a follow up
>Do this every week or so

>>46550769
You are going to get doxed as soon as some 500 year old vampire recoginzes your location from a small reflection in the background.
Do not underestimate neet mamono anon, you will regret it.

>>46550783
I'm not even gonna be mad, I'll invite her in and everything. She deserves it

>post mouth on /hag/
>comment how much you love hag saggers and milk
>watch thread combust

>>46550769
>>46550783
>Anon does this after months
>Instant reply
>”I recognize that carotid”

SOON
>Error: File too large
>File was sub-4MB by a wide margin
Rude

>Go to /hag/
>Post that you only love flat chests
>All the loli hags crawl out from under the floorboards

>>46550831
She's so cute...

Funny how mg threads are still about ____ or ____ most of the time

Any based maledom stories?

>>46550900
https://e-hentai.org/g/2762606/274cdc6102/

>>46550862
She's cute and big and has gigantic breasts and she's pure white and also has huge breasts and if the previews and some of his other art is anything to go by she lactates too

>>46550963
She's so perfect...

>>46550959
doki doki waku waku

Your mg IS helping you with this year's planting, right?

>>46551008
No, because this Spring was so cold. I decided to plant my seed in her instead.

>>46550973
>gun.png

Imagine monsters coming across human written tragedies, they would probably be horrified that we would write about fictional bad things happening.

>>46550769
>post a pic of a papercut you got and ask what you should do to help it heal
>blood suckers all say that you should let them kiss it and make it better
>several unicorns enter the thread to give actual medical advice before they're deleted by the janitor

What happens if I post cup nooldes on /hag/?

>>46551068
>Ice Queen posting serious discussions about the state of her realm
>keep replying to her posts with ice puns

>>46551122
Whoops , didn’t mean to reply

>>46551106
>One Cheshire suggests a lemon juice spritz
>That post stays up

>>46551122
>Cheshire tells you to cool it with the puns

What kind of boards would your favorite mg visit in 4mon?
>Oomukade
>probably visits Oekaki and art related boards
>makes cute wood figures out of swamp wood and posts them later.
>has an entire collection of them, mostly depicting a centipede woman capturing onr coiling around a man.

>>46551126
now that's just cruel

That damn grape snake stole the sun

Gonna call chesh zesty

>>46551147
I wonder what kind of memes 4mon /fit/ would spawn.

>nerd vampire trying to figure out how to make solar eclipses permanent

>>46551166
>There is no good and evil. There is only weight, and those too weak to lift it.

>>46551171
That's almost the plot of EoSD.

Monster that would be most upset finding out their husband isn't a virgin?

>>46551179
Unicorn

>>46551171
>>46551174
>she succeeds. but is forced to undo it soon after by some red hebi

>>46551192
Anon, unicorns know if you are a virgin or not from the moment they see you.

>>46551151
You'd want a vampire mommy's healing all the more afterward and blood is nice with a little tang.

>>46551179
Childhood friend.

what nefarious schemes is Dr Grem getting up to this week?

>>46551228
same as she does every week anon, try to take over the world!

>>46551228
Creating the Electrosphere

>>46551228
This city gave her no daughter so she built one.

>>46551248
>daughter gets boyfriend before she does

>>46551228
>spectacular super anon bursts into her lab to stop her
>turns out her days of villiany are over after she hit herself with an experimental jubjub beam, which broke afterwards

>>46551228
building an army of toxic robots to fight Action Wan

>>46551147
>get into a fight about anime with an oomukade
>she makes it personal by telling you that she would turn you into a venom addicted cum pump if she ever met you in real life
>demand she post physique
>she never replies again

Aside from dark elves what monster would be the most likely to put a collar attached to a leash on me?

>>46551260
>experimental jubjub beam
Oh, I could get up to some interesting things with th--
>which broke afterwards
Damn. I guess I actually need to study for my math test now.

>>46551260
>>46551272
What does the jubjub beam do?

>>46551282
turned her into a jub, there is no more evil genius gremlin, only a dumb little bird now

>>46551282
It makes jubs jub

>>46551265
Demons
Hellhounds
Succubi
Lims

>>46551288
just imagine watching her panic as all the intellect drains from her before she "pops" into the jub mindset

>>46551289
pretty sure that would cause an overflow error in jubs

>>46551302
>Succubi
>implying these dorks can be confident doms

>>46551315
Is it really an error if jubs are always overflowing?

>>46551272
How'd a haku cope with being a jubjub?

>>46551325
She wouldn't because Jub is bliss.

>>46551325
she wouldn't be thinking much

Wans?
defeated by burgers
Foxes?
couldn't win against the burger
Jinkos?
oneshot by burgers
Jubjubs?
now too fat to fly

>>46551352
Truly burger is unbeatable.
You didn't even need the burger for the Jub

>>46551304
>holding the ex doctor close and telling her to give into the joob she's desperately trying to hold back from conjoobing her mind

>>46551368
Now with all of them turned fat and lazy, anons will be safe to walk the streets once more, knowing they will be able to outrun these threats.

>>46551322
>implying a succubus wouldn't just vertical split leg kabedon most of the anons itt

>>46551322
>not prepared for the succubi just putting on an act to catch unaware cuties
I'm sure you'll look good in that collar.

>>46551368
Wock can defeat any number of burgers. She's like a bottomless pit.

>>46551201
what happened to raymoo?

>>46551201
All things considered, it's really hard to tell how the fight between snek Reimu and slug Sanae would go.

>>46551325
Happi kow

>>46549013
I've read this; It was good.

>>46551415
just a big dum birb kow

>>46549553
>no longer instant
>3 frame startup
still ridiculously fast. barely a nerf.

Jubjub with holst dna added for ultra milk and wurm dna but even less smarts

>>46551476
pretty sure wurms are smarter

>>46551480
They eat rocks

>>46551481
They eat meat and you put rocks (salt) in your food too.

>>46551483
Jesus Christ, Anon, they're minerals.

>>46551481
at least they have a hobby

>hitting a wurm with jubjub beam

Commed a Deep One princess. She wants humans to join her cult!

Wurm, jubjub, holst, jabberwock, ghoul hybrid.

>>46551490
Oh, NOW there's a difference, Mr. Rock Eater.

>>46551509
how will she cope with legs and wings?

>>46551530
utter fascination for the 10 seconds before she jubs out

>>46551509
>hitting a jubjub with a jubjub beam

>>46551544
>INT overflows and she becomes omniscient

gonna jub a Kiki and see how she reacts to making a mess everywhere!

>>46551544
jub^jub

>The Jubppening

>>46551509
ms kiki with the jubjub flu

the odds of being caught in a random jubjub stampede are low, but never zero

>>46551544
It's jubbing time.

>>46551593
odd looking jubs

>>46551544
>>46551556
>jub with the hornieness of a jub and the intellect of a lich and Druella combined

All will be jub

>>46551635
Gimme twin jubjubs

>>46551649
just zap two monsters with the beam

what madness has Dr Grem wrought?

>>46551670
it'll go back to normal by the next episode

That's it! I'm creating the mantijub.

>>46551675
>next episode it's called the jubjub show

pink feathers as far as the eye can see

Can I just cuddle with a jub? Her feathers look really soft and warm

>>46551691
i closed my eyes and she slipped away...

>>46551691
>find a jubjub that's okay with cuddling most of the time
>turns out she has a cuddle fetish
>fall asleep spooning and wake up to your bedroom flooded

Imagine a mamano that calls her Alp co-wife a second husband.

did you see the eclipse today?

>>46551741
ms apophis did okay

Hit a yeti with the jub beam to create the snugglejub

>>46551762
You hit a Bogey with a Jub beam for that.

>>46551789
i dont get it

>>46551794
Don't reply to the spammer

>>46551716
fucking gross dude,

>>46551791
But this will make the jub big, like very big

>>46551811
3m wonderland is a magical place

Slow, tender anal sex with a Cheshire while running a continuous low voltage current through her clit.

>>46551814
Fast, passionate vaginal sex with a raiju while she runs a 300 million volt current through your dick.

>>46551617
Ilias is a kissless hag.

>>46551860
dear lord in heaven i hate these pictures.