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Kinozaka Vulgar groove, baby!

Teresa panda hakken!

This just in from the radio~:
The solution to an idol's inner strife is easy.
They must team up with the other members and work together for a future that is breezy.

Thread Colonel Kira-chan is flying to the front lines.
Who will sacrifice their all for the Sakamichi Series today?

Kinozaka Groove, Baby!

My gf (my wife knows about her)

>>46557730
New information from the front~:


Keyakizaka's tale concludes, a journey's end in sight,
Habu exits, PonPon's goodbye, fading into night.
Koike's departure looms, followed by Ten and Karin's bow,
Failed First Takes dim the stage, a shadow now.

Ten and Karin's sales falter, a waning glow,
Their combined numbers dwindling, a bitter blow.
Japanese Buddies' ire towards Ten, a 'forced center' they blame,
Herate's MV underperforms, adding to the shame.

Herate Yurina's single falters, a debut dim,
A meager thousand sells, prospects grim.
Keyakizaka forgotten, lost amidst the crowd's roar,
A fading echo, remembered nevermore.

Fujiyoshi Karin's deceit, her guise betraying,
Betraying Hono with a tossed shoe, hearts decaying.
In the live performance's gleam, unity did fray,
Sabotaging the group, hope slipping away.

Yet from the ashes of Keyakizaka, a phoenix shall rise,
Sakurazaka's promise, a beacon in disguise.
Kneel before Keyakizaka46's rebirth,
A new dawn emerging from the darkness of the earth.

Thread Target Kira-chan is getting the heat
Who will do his duty today, so the back-slash she can meet?

>>46557854
http://nogizaka-46bunno1.blog.jp/archives/88717396.html
Updated results:
>平手友梨奈、3rdシングルでダウンロード数が激減

>YouTube：２1、０００再生回数
>1日目 1,134 (first day sales)
This is the end. HYBE will probably terminate the contract

When they say Yamashita Mizuki, we say Yamauchi Mizuki.

>>46557870
HOLY

>>46557854
Stop sending this, please and thanks

>>46557876
It's just a harmless gimmick and you shouldn't be concerned

>>46557887
>harmless
By putting down three idols with words like that?

>>46557893
Very cute Maiyan, bro!

>>46557898
What?

here we go

>>46557887
This will cease like all the others. It's not good.

>>46557854
>Kneel before Keyakizaka46's rebirth,
I kneel

>>46557937
You have your gimmick, I have mine. It's all allowed and that's that

>>46557947
It can be created, just don't link it to this, respectfully asking >>46557730

>>46558094
I want to make sure that both are allowed, don't read too much into it

Kek what happened to cause all of this? All this because of a refusal to talk about some idols that I wouldn't follow. The poor soul.

>>46558122
>>46557947
>>46557902
>>46557887
All these saved Karin-chan pictures yet she failed by that quotation? So tsundere.

>>46558145
Karin is just a weird Japanese

>watching from the sidelines

>>46558140
jealousy does wonders

>>46558160
*Pat Pat*

>>46558170
H...HOLY BASED

Daily reminder that Bokuao kicked Hirate's ass

Based

>>46558163
I know, right? Karin-chan and Ten-chan aren't my favorite idols yet this is linked all the time. It's just Kira-chan in my sights. Weird much?

>>46558188
NuKoike.jpg

Yandere Yu

Daily reminder that Techi will always be more famous, known and appreciated than bokuao (actual facts).

>>46558156
If by weird that means different, then that's a good thing

I was thinking the other day What if you buy a slot in one of those handshake meat ups and then cum in your hand before you meat the girl that way she touches your cum? Is that allowed? what if you just passed it off as lotion? or even better say it's edible lotion so she tries to lick it?

>>46558287
No, at least with BokuAo they literally inspect your hands and they probably still require you to sanitize hands before you line up, they are still crazy about it in Japan

>>46557869
Clinging to Techi's recent single isn't proving anything. This is deemed as a starting point, and she's a graduate so using her as a comparison for "nogizaka's official rivals group" is an act of derailing.

>>46558338
Not him, but that's not a starting point .It's her 3rd single, and that post has 0 mention of Nogizaka46's official rivals, so you are the one derailing

Schooled

>>46558378
Would be based if they invited Joyman to the show for her

>>46558378
Finally a real idol

>>46558386
I'm sure they'd come if they told them there's an idol who's a fan of them

>>46558385
They did invite Zono’s favorite geinin bedore

Suddenly, everyone left and everyone else came back

>>46558350
Missed the point.
1. This single along with the first two that she released is similar to Sakurazaka when they just started as a rebranded group: they are growing on a new platform.
2. They are nogizaka's official rivals (still off-topic) but they are always shoehorned to kick down a newly-established idol graduate for a differentiated company that has nothing to do with Sakamichi Series or even Nogizaka46. It's copium and it's derailing, but we understand the fear of comparing them to Nogizaka.

>>46558386
They're all real and not plastic

Reminder that takemoto is an ugly bitch

Shining star surpassing the rest

>>46558417
Inoue Rina, now is not the time for this

>>46558317
do they check drinks? what if I cummed into a water bottle and kept it frozen so it builds up and then defrost it and bring it with me. During the handshake I can pretend to fumble with the bottle and throw my cum in the girl's face? I know they have plastic barriers so that might be a bit hard but maybe I can try it at their lower body?

>>46558402
I didn't miss any point, I addressed your points and you are now goalpost shifting
1 It's her third single. It's not a starting point.
2 She is not growing on "a new platform". a) Oricon is not a new platform
b) She is not growing, her numbers are in a dive
>1日目:
>1st 9,817
>2nd 5,236
>3rd 1,134
2
>so using her as a comparison for "nogizaka's official rivals group" is an act of derailing.
They are nogizaka's official rivals, they are on-topic, have been since the September of 2023, and they are not mentioned here >>46557869

If you can't do your own research, just say that you need help, 2020 3k

>>46558439
You leave your luggage in a box. You can't have anything on you

>>46558448
1. Three singles is a starting point and it takes more singles to be released for an idol graduate to be a seasoned entertainer. She also needs a hit single to.be released so she will gradually release more as she goes along.
2. Comparing Techi and a single she released with mild numbers to a group with many girls is copium.
3. Techi is an intimidation to these off-topic idols because they are being used as a comparison to every other group and idol graduate for the sole purpose of "winning" nothing.
4. Take Kirako off your mind, the jealousy of a seasoned sakurazaka supporter has affected that noggin, 2020 kakikid

I missed this. Last time it was Kageyama and look how that turned out.

There's got to be a way to get my semen on one of these girls during a handshake event

>>46558508
Only way is to hide it in your mouth and spit it at them

>>46558487
No, one single is a starting point and most performers don't even get a chance to release a second single (and that's assuming they got lucky enough to get signed for that first release in the first place). Releasing the third one means she is way past the starting point, which she was even before she released the first one, because you called her a seasoned entertainer yourself.
2 You are shoehorning bokuao into this conversation ever since >>46558338
3 You are shoehorning bokuao into this conversation ever since >>46558338
4 Take bokuao off your mind
5 Oricon is not a new platform
6 She is not growing, she is in a dive, 1k sales on the first day is a catastrophic failure on her part, and that's even more the case considering it's her third release. She is sinking, not growing

This thread seems healthy and full of well adjusted people who just love idols!

>>46558580
H O L Y
O
L
Y

>>46558378
People seeing her for the first time will be puzzled because the Ravitto thanksgiving week where they invite kindergarten and elementary school kids was already over.

ideal mole placement

Okay hear me out, I cum onto my hands let it dray and kinda flake off and then when I do the handshake I rub my hands real quick against them showering them with my cum flakes, that way there's not way the security check can deny me

>>46558522
>most performers don't even get a chance to release a second single (and that's assuming they got lucky enough to get signed for that first release in the first place).
So she achieved that goal. Admitted.
>Releasing the third one means she is way past the starting point, which she was even before she released the first one, because you called her a seasoned entertainer yourself.
Admitted but it's still a start.
>2 & 3
Chill, don't repeat the truth about those off-topic idols
>Oricon
Techi is new to the platform, not the organization.
>6 She is not growing, she is in a dive
She has, is and will always be successful because she has a natural talent to strive for excellence. Use bokuao as a comparison for the idols that they are rivaling; not who they aren't competing with.

This is just the Kageyama, Habu-chan, Sakurazaka and kouhaku repetition all over again. None were debunked. Ready for another one of those experiences?

bokuao is off-topic and nothing will ever change that

>>46558593
hoping her childlike look becoming a running joke in the show

>>46558607
Facts and logic. And using them to prove that they have won over idols that aren't nogizaka46-affiliated is cowardice.

>>46558580
Who are you ?

>>46558378
When she gets biribiri'd, she won't jump past 1 meter

SEXO
E
X
O

what is the difference between the 4 main groups like is there aesthetic differences/group composition? or geographical like akb?

>>46558624
I'd love to anally rape her if you know what I mean

>>46558629
>4 main groups
Nogizaka idols, Sakurazaka idols, Hinatazaka idols and Yoshimotozaka46?

>>46558639
the 4 listed in the OP I didn't count the hiatus one(how does an entire group go on hiatus anyways?)

>>46558603
last time i was at a handshake i came onto my hand, licked it off and spat it in my oshi's face like a normal person. i dunno what you weirdos are into
>>46558629
some prefer minecraft, some prefer blockland, some prefer roblox, and some prefer playing with legos irl

>>46558621
They're gonna make her squeal with tears in her eyes.

>>46558661
h-hot

>>46558605
>So she achieved that goal.
So now the goal was to simply release the second single? You didn't say it before, why? This is the first time you said it. Is it because you are goalpost shifting
>Admitted
I not only admitted that she released two singles, I even told you that it is already her third single. This is not a starting point for her. It's her third single. I said it more than once before
>Chill, don't repeat the truth about those on-topic idols
Admitted
> >>46558402 growing on a new platform
>>>46558605 Techi is new to the platform
Contradiction, or goalpost shifting? I said Oricon is not a new platform, because you called it growing on a new platform (which she is not, she is sinking going from 9k, to 5k, to 1k- a catastrophic decline)
>bokuao
Since you brought them up again, they released two singles, so they are successful, because
>achieved that goal. Admitted

>Kirako morning mobame
That's unsual

>>46558651
Aside from Yoshimotozaka46, only 3 are the main ones are nogi, saku and hina

>>46558669
Maybe she's filming a roke

Airi is upon us

AIRIN

>>46558666
Don't bother, its KiraKiraKira trolling. Triangulate and move on, it's impossible to have an actual discussion with him

>>46558688
I was suspecting that's the case

Here's a fun hypothetical we can play, say you get the chance to rape your oshimen(no legal repression), but it has to be rape and she won't want it/like it would you do it?

On one hand you finally get to have sex with her but on the other hand she might be traumatized for life

Tamura-ana looking good

AIRIIN KAWAII ;_;

Don't forget to post a couple AKB pics here and there to keep up appearances

lmao they're gonna get Morita to play the piano on THE TIME

>>46558629
Nogi is more cheerful and colorful
Saku is darker and deeper
Hina is Sakurazaka is darker and deeper

>>46558666
So basically when Techi (formerly Keyakizaka) fails for the first time, the idols used as arsenal to derail and debunk everything sakamichi-related are winners? That's some serious cowardice for a girl who rocked the very stages she performed on but I get it.
Come back when they surpass nogizaka46 idols and stop goalpost shifting to other groups and entertainers.

I'm unusually angry. Whether it's vocal ability, dancing skills, or visual presentation. It's troublesome if all idol groups are viewed in the same light! From the way they dress, their performances, to the quality of their music, it's all different. Nogizaka46 is in a league of its own.

>Already talking about umeboshi
kek

Airitan, confirmed

>>46558688
>>46558693
Wrong one, such talks aren't my cup of tea unless it's about Kira-chan and her weird antics. Not involved.

>>46558711
>fails for the first time
Stopped reading right there. You finally came to your senses. We're good, don't hesitate to ask for help in the future

>>46558717
The ojisans are happy

>Live reacting to a show that hardly anybody watches in Japan

I'm going back to akbg.

>So basically when Techi (formerly Keyakizaka) fails for the first time
Only took one hour to finally admit it w

あいりたん

>>46558721
No Techi's success intimidates the envious ones. Accept that she's the best and move on.

>>46558717
Was hoping for Airin

>>46558732
Let him be, better later than never

>>46558742
Fair enough

Already giving perfect commentary.

>>46558732
>>46558742
>>46558748
That was just the personal opinion of the bokuao idol main which is still incorrect. Try again.

>>46558746
死ぬほど可愛い

>>46558742
*better late than never

>Blond hair Lily
Since fucking when?

>>46558711
Reality: Techi barely promoted the song and is clearly not dedicating her career to just music. It was in essence a side project. Meanwhile Avex spent billions of yen on BusuUggies only to sell less than NGT48 post-Maho incident and hold their biggest anniversary event in a chika idol level venue.

>>46558698
>>46558734
>>46558746
>>46558749
CUTE! now biribiri her

>>46558746
Holy aidoru aura

>>46558742
Just wait when she fails to break 1000, HYBE might seriously drop her

>>46558760
He's cosplaying Titanic's MC

>>46558762
Facts
>>46558756
Yeah Techi is successful. Better late than never.

>>46558760
they had to cut the show short last week because of the tsunami warning, which ruined the cosplay episode reveal (it showed Lily at the salon with Nanba-ana earlier on the show)

>>46558717
>2 -tans by row

>>46558771
>fails to break 1000
That would be a sight to behold

>>46558771
>>46558784
They're keeping her. Watch her rise to success in peace and happiness.

Tasting game already

>Nanba-ana episode
BASED

>>46558768
>>46558749
>>46558746
>>46558734
She's so cute!

yadasan a cute

>Herate is growing
>It's Herate's first fail, but watch her rise
The backpedal is glorious w

>they played Natsuchika when they introduced her
Based Sutaffu

>>46558801
Not to be confused with Hirate Yurina, the greatest of all time

>>46558749
Hope she does banter like Lilica with Oda

>Saraba
>Minamikawa
>Oda
Stacked episode today

Will they feed Airin with this meal?

>>46558789
Hope they include her in the game.

>>46558817
Oda's there any day of the week lol

>>46558824
they better!

>>46558824
They better feed her Moriyama's chahan

fuck, I'm hungry now

that fried rice Moriyama's making looks good!

>They do this game when Ririka isn't there to cook

Airiin is still 18, is she the youngest regular yet?

yadasan cheating

>Kawashima calling Yada-san Akiko because she's cheating
lmaooo

>>46558850
Kawashima doesn't miss.

Airiin eating!

Airi so small

>>46558843
How old was Renaa when she started?

Chiikawa

They fed her Moriyama's chahan after all

Giving her weird food and asking her for a shokurepo

>>46558863
>Her feet aren't even reaching the floor
Ah, healed.

Airin approves of Moriyama's fried rice

>>46558863
give her a stepladder

>>46558843
Sugawara Satsuki is half a year younger
Also, drop dead gorgeous

Airiin loved Yada's pasta more like Moriyama's chahan it seems

Toa Yagi is still 16

>>46558880
Her comments are so on-point

>>46558891

Yadasan won

>>46558897

>Airi picked Yada
Based.

The good frenship between Sakurazaka and Yadasan is continuing

>>46558893
wow you're right!

>>46558913
She said her pasta tasted like it was from an italian restaurant. Yada must be very happy with her now.

It's the street Usagi had a marathon in a few days ago

>>46558913
>Listen here Airi. Whatever happens, just pick Yadasan, OK?

>>46558934
Kek based advise

>>46558934
Based Renaa looking after her kouhai

>>46558934
Based if true

>Airi doing the exercise behind them
Ah, cute

>>46558921
Should have let her do her first shokurepo with food from pros like usual. It must have been difficult to comment about a senpai's cooking.

>>46558956
She was kinda nervous, yeah

pre-CM eyecatch with Airin

>>46558968
Lilica was nervous at first, but at Yoake, thanks to Oda, her nervousness faded away since then

>>46558970
Airiin is extremely cute, they should never waste a single eyecatch without using her

Based Nanba-ana

New:
>>46555484
>>46555537
>>46555545

>>46558987
That was a solid comment by Airi

Airin loved the singing from Namba-san

>>46558991
Airin's reaction was funny

>>46558968
>>46558974
Makes you appreciate Yudu who was so great day 1

Airiin want to do the rope kek

AIRI RECOMMENDATION YES

Jump rope by Airin? I'm in.

biribiri incoming??

Jumping rope but without Rappii this time

>>46559018
>100 times in 3 minutes
They better bring the biribiri after it

I feel sorry for the ojisans

Airiin panchira doko?

Airi fucked up lol

Airin pre-CM eyecatch #2

>>46559038
so that's why they were teasing her? kek

They did it

They made them tired for early morning

>>46559054
It made Airiin happy, that's the only important thing.

Kek Moriyama

THEY WON!

>>46559070
Like a pirate invading the ship

>>46559073
They were doing it the hard way kek

>>46559073
Based moment

>>46559073
Them flying ojisans though.

BIRIBIRI KITAAAA

>>46559070
What a cockblocker lmao

Airiin's first biribiri incoming

Titanic Yadasan is so hot

The gold that Lilica failed miserably

>Airi is the first
They don't trust the idols lol

AIRI IS SO FUCKING TINY HOLY FUCK

Airin fucking up the formation earlier

That Johnny's idol SUCKS

Airin in a pinch and I love it

>>46559111
That's fine, more Airi screentime that way

i have a feeling there's no biribiri today

>>46559117
Get ready for the SHOCK!

>>46559117
They will, I feel it

Airiin's first biribiri isu confirmed

BIRIBIRI INCOMING

>Airi center of the biribiri
lol

Nice reaction

Cute

>>46559139
Very idol-like reaction.

>biribiri success
Welcome to LOVE IT, Airin

>>46559142
Doing batsu games makes the regulars' relationship tighter

WELCOME TO LOVE IT! Airin!

>>46559146
I wish she didn't hide her face after it, though.

>>46559156
Jumping Airin

>>46559156
She didn't do Muto's Puroresu LOVE pose this time.

>>46559156
>WELCOME TO LOVE IT! Airin!
Kawashima told her that after it lol

>>46559156
s-she enjoyed it it looks like.....

https://streamable.com/54o4em

>>46559223
The start of many, hopefully.

bump limit

>>46559186
>>46559186
>>46559186

>>46559223
Wish it was a fixed cam on Airin alone

>>46559237
Yoake will hopefully show that

>>46559223
>So tiny she had to center
Kek

>>46559251
Sasuga Airi-tan

>>46559251
That's awesome. Based Airi-tan.

>>46559270
kek cute

>>46559270
は、早い

It's nice to hear Shoji's voice narrating outside Sokosaku.

>>46559270
Gotta go fast!

>>46559270

>>46559263
>>46559271
Glad they chose Airitan as her nickname. It's a nickname that shortens the distance between her and the regulars, just like Ririka's Rikatan.

>Airiin's confused face on the wipe watching the cringe
LMFAO

>>46559314
I sincerely apologize to everyone for not knowing that Lilica's nickname was Rikitan. Please forgive me.

>>46559325
Cute and confused Airi at Sakai's gag shokurepo

Airin will be looking at geinins in a hot bath. I'm not sure how to feel about this.

>>46559364
That's a rite of passage in Ravitto.

>>46559364
It will happen sooner or later

>>46559352
Airiin isn't cutting corners even on the wipe.

>Airiin's trying to hide her disgust watching the geinin's vulgar bodies
Kek

Airitan being on the same day as ShibaHide means we're getting the Tonge Twister game with her at some point!

>>46559364
>>46559390
>Airi watching naked ojisans on her first episode on the show

>>46559397
Can't wait to see her wearing it

>>46559426
they look cute with the outfit

RENAA TOMORROW

Renaa just announced for tomorrow lol

Renaa will be back in the studio

>>46559456
>>46559459
>>46559460
Ah Renaaa~~~

>Airiin: I was nervous at first, but after taking the biribiri, my nervousness faded away. It still hurt though.
>Kawashima: Please don't say that
Kek.
Otsukare Airiin.

>>46559475
LOL. She said the biribiri became a good memory for her.

>>46559475
If the biribiri helps relieve tension, she better do it it every week from now on.

>>46559456
>>46559459
>>46559460
>>46559463
Now that the tour ended, Renaa can resume her random LOVE IT appearances.

>>46559492
Renaa in Ravitto: Whenever the opportunity arises.

>>46559492
It's been a month since the last time she was there, right?

>>46559498

>>46559475
>Ate the regular's cooking,
>jumped the rope
>Watched Titanic monomane
>Played golf,
>Did the biriiri
It's like an elementary school fun day.

>>46559468
Tomorrow is Thursday, which means Gyaru Sone will meet her oshi

>>46559523
Tuesday nights will be my favorite time of the week for the next 3 months.

>>46559523
>>jumped the rope
It was cute seeing her nervous about jumping the rope even though she was the one who requested it.

>>46559531

>>46559579
Based Ravitto OGs.

>>46559579
Amazing how it's been almost three years since her first appearance, and she's still being called on every now and then with fanfare.

>>46559475
Looking forward to see her loosen up even more like her senpais of the show in the coming weeks

Did they forget about Akipo after Golden? They haven't called her since.

>>46559475
Now that she said this, she'll get biribiri'd every week.

>>46559599
They only invite Renaa back

>>46559599
Akipo was a one time call, it seems

>>46559594
I have a feeling she will get along with Yada-san the best

>>46559620
It's too bad. She's one of the best variety girls in the group.

>>46559620
She's the only former season regular who wasn't called back to the show this year. Considering how bigga deal she was at the end of 2023, it's a huge drop off.

>>46559836
Part 2 is upon us.