/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>"Wake up, mastah."
>"It's time for your daily tongue bath!"

>>46530412
But that's dirty...

>>46530415
>Kikimora
>Dirty
You couldn't be further from the truth. Kikimora mouth, tongue, and saliva is clean and kills any nasty germs, especially shogg.
Now, it's time for your tongue bath, and she's not going to ask again!

>>46530412
I have been getting a lot of this on my youtube and I am not sure why, I do not even listen to ASMR

>>46530433
The interdimensional kikis know that you're a dirty boy desperately in need of a meido who's dedicated to cleaning you.

>>46530442
I'm actually quite clean right now, if she would like to keep the house tidy that would genuinely be helpful? As far as keeping me clean I can do that fine (shower)

>>46530454
See, that's where you're wrong. You're still dirty.
>But I get every spot
Still dirty
>I've scrubbed for literal hours
Nope. You're dirty.

Your parts that get dirty quickly: face, neck, crotch, and so forth. Especially the crotch. It doesn't matter how hard you try; you can never truly get them clean. That's where kiki's tongue bath steps in. Her tongue bath ensures those parts gets super clean. So stop resisting and let her do her job to keep you clean.

>>46530433
Listen to it, it's great for being a lonely bastard.

>>46530492
Oh, well that sounds pretty cool! I just ne-
>>46530509
I've been sleeping to it and its pretty nice ngl

I've created monsters...

>>46530509
I keep running into angels today

>>46530515
Nice monster girl image, faggot

>>46530515
I hope to create monsters one day. Lots of them.

>>46530536
Gomen
>>46530543
Me too! I'd like to have a moth wife who I could impregnate over and over.

Alright! I admit it.
I ate the last fisho, and I let chesh take the blame.

>>46530570
How can you do this

>>46530570
NOooooooooooooooooo

Ratas smell like nuts. Open a canister of Planter's mixed nuts, and there's your rata smell, sort of.

They've got that smelly nut breath like someone who's been munching on peanuts all day. Their hair smells like coconut shampoo, and all her lotions are some sort of nutty scent. Of course, it doesn't help that every second of the day, they've got a bowl of nuts next to them to munch on. Very messy if she's a freelance journalist who works on the computer, oily keyboard and all. Though it can quite comical to see her with her cheeks stuffed full of nuts, and she gives you a deer in headlight's look when you catch her. But you'll never catch a rata drinking a coffee without hazelnut flavoring.

Her favorite nuts though? Well, that's yours of course. Ratas love your nuts more than a danuki loves nuts and money combined!

I love ratas.

>>46530661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZH_jDIjWV4

>>46530661
You love them, eh? Name 10 Ratas!

>>46530570
tHAT4S FUCK UP

>>46530552
I love this moth's design so damn much, and her eyes are so beautiful.

>>46530677
yamaha suzuki
mitsubishi honda
sony nintendo
akhibara jones
shinjuku sam
kyoto ken
tokyo tom
sapporo sanjay
okinawa otis
kanto kirin

>>46530688
Yes, the artist is very good, she makes me want to fuck bug lady

>>46530688
didnt a bunch of anons in these thread disown the design becaiuse of that vtuber?

>>46530677
Hazel, Cashee, Macadamia, Pili, Marcona, Sacha, Chia, Kola, Paradisa, and Oscar.

>>46530700
I think that only happened in your head

With friends like these, who needs enemas?

Marry and have children with elves

>He didn't use a mixture of upper and lower cases, numbers and symbols in his password

>>46530700
I didn't even know the guy sold his design to a vtuber so I would say not.

>>46530746
>His password was only 72 characters long
Casual

>>46530746
What's a gremlin going to do with that information?
She can't sex me just because she knows my steam login

>>46530749
>>46530700
maybe its me getting old but the mercurial nature of these threads is starting to wear on me.

>>46530746
An example password
zPmdX21m2D2@msms#33l1msx@mdoP12v

>>46530746
>write a 216-digit password
>accidentally the True Name of God
Okay what happens

>>46530746
Ilovegremlins123

>>46530764
What do you mean by mercurial?

>>46530746
I already have twelve succuviruses on my computer. One more won't make a difference.

>>46530778
Mercurial would suggest someone who's attitude fluctuates rapidly, its a symptom of bipolar disorder but usually suggests that one is unhappy and feels they are unable to do anything about it so their emotions are out of alignment. I am no doctor though so please research it on your own.

I need onee-chan.

>>46530796
>No onee-chan whitehorn
It hurts.

>>46530778
mer·cu·ri·al
/mərˈkyo͝orēəl/
adjective
(of a person) subject to sudden or unpredictable changes of mood or mind.

>>46530784
Does drinking vif-argent make you a Mercurian?

>>46530818
Depends on the quality of it.

>>46530784
I would say it depends mostly on what group is online to push their idea of purity.

>>46530835
Fresh batch sold by the our local metal smile, only 5 silvers

>>46530804
>Collecting your whitehorn wife's shed antlers

>>46530806
>of a person
There's your problem. These threads aren't a person.

>>46530838
Tastes nice, not metallic. Tastes like good stuff!

>>46530842
>helping your whitehorn wife peel the velvet off her new antlers

>>46530818
No, it makes you an Argentinian. I thought that was obvious.

Any freestanding buckets left outdoors are liable to become homes for slimes.

>>46530892
The bucket was made for her. It fits her perfectly. Checkmate, atheist!

>>46530892
>Take slime filled bucket
>Dump it in the river
>Leave

>>46530764
I'm with >>46530837
It's quite obvious some groups are just trying to push their shit. Especially during burger hours.

>>46530892
what happens if I.... you know.... in the bucket

>>46530925
Piss?

>>46530925
Feeding pet slimes is important.

>>46530925
Sir, do not pee into the slime bucket.

>>46530925
Don't sex the yellow slime.

>>46530925
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

>>46530405
Want a surefire guaranteed way to defeat boomer monstergirls and Hags in general? Just ask them to digitally sign a PDF and they will just crumble into a sobbing pile of tears.

>>46530965
lol they just like me fr

My slime wife crawled into my ears a little and poked at my mind, but I think some of her mass is still in there sloshing around when I tilt my head...

>>46530994
Wizard got in my brain

Post pics of wholesome whitehorns please!

>>46531032

>>46531037
Spooky.

Which monster is a hypochondriac

>>46531108
Mimics, jinns, and genies. So scared of getting sick that they tend to stay in their little containers

>>46531128
they just like me fr

Need me a 4' 10" tits bapho

>>46531108
my MOM, LOL

>>46531163
i need pochaco pig bitch in my life

So when is the robot revolution coming so I can get a mandated automaton GF?

Someone's stalking you.
But turns out, the girl you thought it was is actually around ~20 fairies in a trenchcoat, working tirelessly to support the clothes to appear human from a distance.

>>46531401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zONW46d50A0

>>46531401
Aww... that's heartwarming and adorable. But I'm an absolute sucker for multiple creatures in a trenchcoat.

>>46531401
I don't believe in fairies, this is clearly a gentleman in a trenchcoat

>>46531032

>>46531445
If she got pregnant which belly gets the bump?

>>46531486
Depends which hole you fuck.

>ctrl+f
>caturday
>0 results
Huh?

We need a valk+dark valk combo
with the valk being dirty minded and the dark valk teasing her about it

>>46531498
4 legs, 2 vaganias, makes sense

This might sound like sacrilege, but i'm starting to like foxes. I used to laugh at their desperation, mock their clinginess even. Who would want a wife that constantly sheds hair all over your house and leaves you with a stink even humans can smell.
But maybe that's not so bad, i think now. Maybe a girl that signals her intentions strongly is just what i need. Maybe i just want someone to love me and embrace me. Maybe i want her to envelop me with her tails and bring peace to my weary mind.
Have i finally fallen for the vulpine proüaganda? What is the price for such a good deal? What would a fox want from me to give me such preferential treatment?
I don't want to fall to the mofu trap, but my heart tells me i have no choice.

>>46531599
>he fell for the fox meme

>>46531610
>Implying I'm not the Desert Fox myself

>>46531620
Where monster girl?

>>46531646
Behind me

>>46531620
>>46531656
Lurk at least 2 years before posting

>>46531685
Ok, sorry. I will go back to moth girl. I though we could talk about real life monsters here.

I am also very partial to Oni girl

>>46530405

>>46531740
Lamia good too

>>46530696
Regura's bugs are amazing too

>>46531814
Artist named regura? I will mark her down and see her work :)

>>46530769
Become the inheritor of the Wheel and achieve Royalty.

>>46531883
Is this some new kind of shitposting?

>Wasp girl picks on me
>Say to teacher she bugs me in class
>I'M the one who has to apologise for anti-insect remarks

>>46531966
He's just throwing everything he can, from AIslop to random drama bait.

>>46531814

>>46531967
Dude don't be racist she's just defending her territory

>>46531967
try using the gasoline trick on her

>>46532072
Holy BOOTY

>>46532161
I love suits.

>>46532079
I am not her territory, but she's always flying around annoying me. She even called me her 'little aphid' once, the nerve! She was bugging me, so I told her to buzz off! Nothing inflammatory or anti-insect there, right?

>>46532161
>Obligatory phantom thief in gacha game

>>46532168
Her tailor is a miracle worker for keeping those buttons on.

>>46532298
Listen, despite being 90% laid back, the remaining 10% of cows are serious and WILL ensure their clothes fit perfectly.
Funnily enough a majority of these cows become adventurers or bodyguards.

>>46531966
He’s in incredible asspain over KC’s latest email to him.

I want to bully a dragon and start crying the moment she makes even the slightest rebuttal against me.
Honestly makes me wonder how monster girls would react to another monster girl making a man cry. Would they just ignore it and let her deal with it? Dirty looks? Outright yelling at her?

>>46532333
The funniest thing was that KC's response was unusually clear and mick outed himself as schizo stalker harassing him with like 15 emails.

>>46532344
>girls would react to another monster girl making a man cry
Ask any Dhampir and they will go on a 3 hour rant about how they would never allow it and that men deserve the best treatment.

>>46532434
On the bit of a downer side, this just keeps proving that KC has no filter and will continue to engage with things he dislikes and keep getting upset about it.
Any normal person would call it quits and block or just stop responding after like 7 mails.

>>46532408
double pussy

>>46532442
>Monster girl goes a bit too far with a joke and makes a guy sad
>Out from fucking nowhere a Dhampir shows up
>Talks about how jokes are hurtful and how men should only be treated with respect and love
>This goes on for way to long
>Dhampir goes home, confident she just helped make the world a better place
>First monster girl just sighs and asks the guy if he'll forgive her if she gives him a blowjob

>Contemplating licking the inside of a bogie's mouth

Remember, anyone can hire a bodyguard from Strong-Arm LLC.
You even get a discount if you sign a marriage contract.

>>46532501
Absolutely fucking obscene. Think obut the advertisers anon, you can't post stuff like that in this christian forum.

>>46532517
Does the dicount stack if i just sign several marriage contracts with the same bodyguard?

>>46532434
What are you talking about.

>>46532501
But how will she makes jokes if you do that?

>>46532559
It does but you can only engage in up to four contracts within a five year period.

>>46532546
So you're saying you WOULDN'T wrap your arms around a bogie in a close embrace, you WOULDN'T place your lips on makeup covered lips, and you WOULDN'T slip your tongue into her slimy, bogie mouth?

>>46532562
>>/jp/thread/46516505#p46527371

>>46532568
Not every joke needs words to be told.

>>46532585
I don't get it.

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>>46532408
Whenever I see a tail pussy I have an intense urge to make out with it.

>>46532072
Okay Klaus Schwab, I have been convinced, I WILL eat ze bugs

>>46532615
ありがとうございます

>>46532617
I like to imagine that pic of the manticore with a tail bulb that's 4x bigger than her head. A bulb so big that it can suck your entire head into it. Talk about peak domination right there. Try to take it off, and you get barbed increasing your output.

>>46532615
Wasn't there a black harpy pic posted yesterday as well?

>>46532677
yes

>>46532692
Any reason it's not in the list as well?

>>46532576
May the goddess forgive you for having such unclean thoughts. I would never think about engaging in a sloppy loving kiss with a bogie where we taste eachothers tongues again and again, having them swirl around eachother while our lips are fimly pressed on one another. Such filthy imaginations are only reserved for the most degenerate monster fornicators. Not me, a pious servant of the Chief God.

>bug got pruned because some schizo replied to my post
sad

>>46532714
Happens.

>>46532713
Haha, bogie kisses wet and sloppy. Mmmm taste good. Bogie good.

>>46532714
WASP - Warm And Sweaty Paizuri

>>46532714
Such is the way of the wheel.

Wow our janny is very serious about combating pesky off-topic posting, I'm sure he's going to start dealing with off-topic non-/jp/ gacha spam like >>46532161 or >>46532626 any moment now, as per the board rules.

>>46532739
That Bogie looks like a clown Bapho

>>46532793
Everything looks like a Bapho to you.

Harpy friend will protect you through a world of hostile and murderous monsters.

>>46532739
Let this be a cautionary tale for the rest of you as to what happens when you think too much about monsters. Eventually the mind degrades and all is left is a happy stupor while thinking about those beast. A true follower like me would never think about kissing a clown for ours wihout end while we mate in a warm embrace.

>>46532774
Lol, lmao. Not even the furry pictures ever get pruned.

>meet cute 10 thousand years old virgin chinese dragon
>make her my gf
>she nicknames me "meaty"
>8 times out of 10, she's hugging me for my body warmth
>she calls be "hotty" while doing that
>decide to go out with her, pick a park
>bnuyy cutie passes by
>can't take my eyes out of her thighs
>dragon gf notices
>throws me to the ground (gently)
>"How dost thou dare? Do mine legs not bedazzle thee enough?"
>see beads of tears forming in the corner of her eyes

>>46532744
Wide Ass, Super Plump

It'd be really fucking funny if the portals opened and not a single Anon here got foxed.

>>46532807
>A true follower like me would never think about kissing a clown for ours wihout end while we mate in a warm embrace.
This but with blue caterpillars and I'm actually doing right now because that's both hot and comfy.

>explaining to wurm that the fairies are small but the titania is just far away

>>46532865
I'm honestly starting to hate foxes due to how much they're getting spammed, so that's fine with me.

>>46532667
Cell ruined an entire generation

>>46530570
scandalous

Guys! Guys! I finally got a job at GremTech! They're starting me off as a hardware tester, but I'm sure in no time I can climb the ranks to something even better!

It's Spiderday! Post Spiders!

>>46533065
I want to stick my finger in her spider butt

>>46533077
but she webs from there

>>46533098
I know.

>>46533065
Truly a wonderful creature

>>46532615
Love Pharaohs and Salamanders

>>46532807
I want to anal that clown as a practical joke.

>>46533163
maybe we should worship salamanders as sun deities

This plant wants to eat you (y/n)?

>>46533197
yeah but you got to make her work for it a bit
it's a more enriching experience for monsters

>>46533197
One shota in each sleeve.

>>46533197
>Digestion?
Yes.
>No digestion?
No.

>>46533105

>>46533221
Doesn't her digestion fluids evaporate into a sweet scent that makes you dazed

So that she can wrap around you before you notice

>the princess has been waitng for someone to rescue her from the dragon for so long that she became a wight

>>46533343
Sure, but that and actual digestion.

>>46533399
and the dragon became a dragon zombie

>Walks into an underground troll village
>2 minutes in the stench overwhelms
>Pass out just inside the main thoroughfare
>Dragged to an inn
>Violated by triplet troll sisters
Don't let their conservative clothing or docile demeanor fool you. They can be foul, predatory beasts when they want to be, especially the young, single ones.

>>46533410
The other girl is better for that since she has the sack that can clearly fit a man. The flytrap is just like she is floating on the flytrap completely disconnected from it. And the flytrap itself doesn't have any noticeable sex appendages. Really just a pretty shitty design.

>>46533429
i take big troll girl whose pudgy like the town baker whose single

>>46531924
Hey, I got that reference

>>46533430
I actually prefer claustro and think she's got a nice design, but that's just me liking short stacks.

I love harpies. Do they have a god I can worship?

>>46533537
>Do they have a god I can worship?

>>46533537
I hope not. Can you imagine a bird brain with the power of a God? There'd be no shiny things for anyone else

>>46533399
>>46533415
For some reason, that put the idea of them taking on each others traits while gangraping some poor sap who stumbled into the castle they were in and this guy ending up with two extremely haughty and loving Dragon Wight wives.

>>46533537
jub is god and it's time to worship

I cast wurmbrain on the jubjub

>>46533685
i think that raises her base intelligence

>>46533704
Are jubjubs truly more stupid than wurms?

>>46533604
>that tail crease
What are the physics of this?

>>46533685
>there is no observable difference, except she's now extremely passionate about collecting rocks

>>46533710
jubs are uh, slightly more passionate about their hobby

>>46533537
sorry, harpy faith is that of the hunt

>>46533713
sounds like an improvement to me

>>46533746
I want to hug her tail and ignore the rest of her.

Consider the jubjub hag
Just imagine the pent up frustration

>>46533763
i don't know if i'd consider jubjubs pent up. they're pretty much letting it out all the time

>a jubjub will never sit on your face and waterboard you with her pussy juice

>>46533763
You can refire a dying star with enough effort

>>46533787
No monster will sit on your face.

>>46533813
i am not a chair

Wonderland is a scary and unfamiliar place, so I need a VIRTUOUS and TRUSTWORTHY guide who will NOT TELEPORT THEIR ASS ON TOP OF MY FACE to make sure that I don't get lost there. Anyone know a good one?

>>46533820
If you could know for sure how soft a monster ass could be, you'd wish you were.

>>46533815
When will these girls stop smashing into me?
I swear, its either them or Rocket Dev-chan knocking me over so she can bring me back for 'agressive re-education."

>>46533820
Yeah, I have respect! I'm at least a throne, no ordinary chair!

>>46533825
Anon, you come to THEIR country and ask THEM to accomodate YOU? They are just going to have an entire cheshire regiment teleport their asses on top of you as soon as you enter out of spite.

>>46533813
>No monster will sit on your face
If that's the case then the order is right about them being evil.

>>46533628
She's touching my PENINNIIISSSSSS!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hitting hakus with the jubjub beam!

>>46533820
Well I am. My back and face is made to support wight ass no matter how fat it is.

>>46533853
But anon, she'd much rather sit in your lap.

>>46533833
Based cat enjoyer.

>>46533468
I wasn’t exactly being subtle about it.

>>46533958
I remember her

>>46533958
Do you like the fish pussy or just the tails?

>>46533853
Undead bloat is getting ridiculous.

I want to make national geographic documentaries about uncontacted monster tribes. I wouldn't go near them for safety but I could film from afar

>>46533988
i will make contact with the feral sahu

>>46533988
>Day 1 in the jungles of Kotmandu
>I have successfully made contact with the isolated tribe of taco kots
>They seem to be very friendly and are constantly touching my pale skin and making excited noises in an incomprehensable language
>By the time evening comes I am sitting in their village circle by some kind of stone altar
>They have brought me all manner of tacos and crunchwraps and a very peculiar spicy drink consisting of chocolate and hot peppers
>Finally a very oranatley dressed kot wearing nothing but feathers and animal bones blows a strange white powder in my face and then begins to fasten me to the stone altar and begins to straddle me
>It seems I am to be a sacrifice in some manner of religious ceremony to a kot god.

>>46533981
>bloat
That's not bloat. Undead can be single for centuries and all those cartons of ice cream go to their hips.

Reminder that every monster with pointy ears deserves this

Imagine losing to a cait sith. Like, I get losing to a jinko, they're strong as hell so there's some honor to that. Hell, even chesh has some bullshit on her side that I can understand losing to. But cait sith? What's she gonna do, purr at me until I pet her head? Nuzzle against me until I tell her she's cute? Ksh, as if.

>>46534056
I want to steal the shaman kot and bring her back in my country as a slave

>>46533988
>>46534056
>Monsters spot you the first day of filming
>After a while they start leaving you snacks or flowers
>Decide to return the gesture since the fresh fruit really hit the spot after a long day of filming
>Leave a bowl of the stew you cooked out for the leader of their hunting party
>In their culture this may as well be the same as getting on one knee with a ring
>The day you wrap up filming you're dragged off for an elaborate wedding
>inspire hundreds of young men to explore the jungle because of the subsequent documentaries on life in the village
I love language barrier shenanigans

>>46534146
Enjoy getting sacrificed to appease their backward jungle god. Someday civilization might come to avenge you. But mostly they'll just do the old convert and enslave bundle.

>loli Ochimusha is doing the "wandering samurai" thing and challenges you to a duel
>you win
>some days later you run into her again
>you win again
>it keeps happening
>several encounters later you meet again on some random forest path
>she naked dogezas and asks you to teach her
>agree, not because you wanted some kid to tag along but because you saw she had a big ass and a sexy back

>>46534186
No wonder she died young if she couldn't beat a random tourist in a duel.

>>46534186
i'd rather a scumbag redcap going for cheapshots than some honorable duelist

>>46534210
Honorable samurai will only kill you. Vicious goblins will take all your limbs and keep you as a sex puppet.

>>46534166
>Put raging mushrooms in the spicy drink
>Sacrifice the leader to their god by outfucking her on the altar
>Enjoy?

>>46534216
that's workable if they cuddle after

Cat sexo

>>46534232
Breed the chocolate cat

>>46534232
would pet

>>46534276
It's a new low when you start rewriting helldiver fluff pieces for this stuff.

>>46534287
you read those? it's pretty clear from the thumbnail there's nothing for me there

>>46534276
At any rate I don't believe number 5

>>46534290
They are hit or miss, some of them are funny, others are low effort trash not worth reading. That said the ones that are funny are worth reading, not this one though.

>>46534210
Counterpoint, the honorable Ochi duelist is straight laced and reliable and future super devoted zipangese wife, while the Redcap is probably extra bratty. Honorable samurai duels are also really cool, even if she is a little girl.

>>46534276
I don't want to fix her, I want to make her worse.

>>46533537
You should be worshipping her

In goats, the length of the estrous cycle is an average of 21 days but can vary between 18 and 24 days. Average duration of estrus is 36 hours.

>>46534433

>>46534433
now do goat milk efficiency/production quantity

>>46534232
AI has come really far.

>>46534441
Ayy papi

>>46534451
That's Vadaboob you bleeding newnigger.

>>46534232
>Delicious choco cats
>The dogs we get are either pale or burnt
Man...

>>46534232
perfectly camouflaged for her environment

>>46534232
Brown cat adapted to water is peak of evolution.

>>46534518
The peak of evolution is crab. Possibly shark, but mostly crab. You may not like it, but it's true.

>>46534464
Too small to ride. I'll have to carry her around while we build a harem.

>>46530913
congratz, you now have a river slime
and she remembers your scent

>>46534451
Point at this man and laugh

>>46534588
bird!

I'm gonna sit on Cheshire's face and see how she likes it.

Sorry It took so long

>>46534704
exposed shoulder erotic

>>46534151

>>46534704
Now this is a hashihime.

>>46534704
Thank you for your contribution comrade.

>>46534704
I want to make babies with that

>>46534740
I understood that reference

>>46534704
Beautiful. Elegant. I want to cum between her tits.

>>46534704
Zipangu strong

>>46534819

What's the deal with old foxes anyway?

>>46534852
There are old foxes and there are bold foxes, but there are no old and bold foxes.

>>46534852
don't worry about it

>>46534871
I am very worried

>>46533829
Better than the Bile Spewers sneaking up on you.

>>46534866
Are there cold foxes? Or sold foxes? Or maybe even gold foxes?

>>46534879
that's just the mofu withdrawal kicking in. take another hit

>>46534866
>>46534901
Hold foxes until they're fold foxes. Say nukis are better and they'll be told foxes.

Monsters with big bushes

>>46534915
What if i don't have any foxes close and are suffering from withdrawal?

>>46534970
Just die, I guess. Mofu withdrawals are one of the few types that can actually kill you.

Remember, as a general rule only masterless Kikimoras wear panties.

>>46534970
you can get by with the synthetic stuff
mothadone if you're down bad

>>46534989
>Just die
Bro...

>>46532833
the best and only defence when you're caught checking another girl out is "honey id like to see you in her clothes, let's go to the store right now" and you grab her by the hand and go to the nearest store while she's still confused and pacify her with some new clothes
it's expencive, sure, but it beats having a shattered rib or two because your wife got jealous and dropkicked you (gently)

Shove my face into hag bush

>>46535003
You were offered a lifetime supply of mofu and you refused. Now you must suffer.

>>46533197
she has to catch me first
lol dumb plant has to stay where she's growing out of, aint no way she'd just start jumping at me with her springy plant-stem like a Quake pro or something, that'd be silly

>>46535023
Anon, no! If you dod that your hag intoxication levels will never recover.

>>46535034
spats!

>>46535025
>husband-catching devices
>but no wife-catching devices
what if i'm a strapping young lad in the market for a way to get the Siege-class automaton to stop trying to destroy me (her gun's been out of ammo for ages but she keeps aiming it at me which stops me from getting close enough to her to reprogram)? Or I need a way to make easier the easy task of sneaking past a squad of patrol-class automatons that loudly announce their presence, the security passwords, and the fact their override console is in the orange locker, and only firmly escort me back to the start of their compound when they spot me (and i wanna still make it easier on them by stunning the ones in my direct path so i dont have to sneak around the whole facility and can just beeline to the console)?
Mamono tech websites need to catch up to the demands of the consumers, I say.

>>46535184
Just give her the look. She'll immediately understand.

Where the fuck is the Kelpie profile KC? You lazy grifting faggot.

>>46535193
Nigga it's an automaton from the old ages. They understand just fine without the need for the look, but still can't go against their programming.
I need a bypass, and if the tech conglomerates aren't gonna sell any I'm making my own startup to solve exactly my problem and help others like me. Just you wait, the 4N0N remote hacking suite will revolutionize the entire proactive dating industry.

>>46535046
I got leglocked
It's over for me

>>46535240
See, all this yapping is why she doesn't allow you to reprogramm her. You gotta do stuff the old fashioned way.

>>46535198
Pay up, gaijin

>>46535198
He literally stated he's dealing with personal business and the next profile is in early to mid April you assblasted clown.

>>46535264
That's a crazy level of defensiveness, anon. What are you, his wife?

>>46535034
she looks like she's trying to hold her pee in, especially the bottom right one.

I'm going to cumflate a kiki then plug her up and make her do housework while she's cum bloated.

>>46535260
>>46535198
https://fantia.jp/posts/2654930
>Thank you for your help.
>I have been adding a new tribe around the end of each month for a while,
>However, due to a series of work and family legal matters, I was not able to take the time this month,
>We will be adding a new tribe around the beginning of April.
>We apologize for the delay.

Also the delay in profiles really puts a bit of a question on his
>three weeks game
>one week profiles
excuse

>>46535281
who cares?

Quick question about writing. Have any of you experimented with text formatting to emphasize different speech patterns in AO3?
Specifically using a slightly smaller font for whispers, though it applies generally.

>>46535292
>care so much about it you go to length to explain rules of the setting and defend everything
>"Nah nobody cares about this specific part."
Subtle.

>>46535329
you don't need the newest toy to play in the sandbox. your perspective is all fucked.

>>46535350
Anon, please, just let him have his melty. Just grab popcorn and sit back, none of what he says makes sense.

Is making the fox hand sign at a fox woman a seduction tactic or is it as bad as making gang signs in the hood? Asking for a friend.

>haughty eight foot tall dragon stands over me
>thighs could easily crush my head, toned abs and breasts bigger than my head, she's got arms and a tail powerful enough to knock down a skyscraper
>she cracks her knuckles and leans down to be eye level with me
>"Heh, and just what are YOU gonna do to defeat me, runt? Huh?!"
>suddenly impulsively slap the piss out of her
>she rubs her cheek, barely even felt that slap
>but then she sniffles, and starts crying
>flies away sobbing back to her lair while crying that nobody likes her
Hehehe dumb fire lizards.

>>46535373
>flies away sobbing back to her lair while crying that nobody likes her
Gonna go to her lair in the middle of the night and leave a rude note just to rub it in.
Also to sleep her ass.
With the rude note

>>46535360
depends, but it usually means you want to have a go at it, if you catch my drift

>>46535267
No, I'm not. I just know my life doesn't revolve around the latest MGE profile being made public because I have other priorities in life.

>>46535327
i'm glad my monster boss won't abuse her position of authority over me

>>46535445
I'm glad my monster boss will absolutely abuse her position of authority over me.

>>46535278
>I have been adding a new tribe around the end of each month for a while
lol is he really that delusional?

>>46535373
i pull on her ear and tell her, "is that any way to speak to your father"

sex with fat cats

>>46535424
same, that's why I only check in on MGE a couple times a year since 2021
It's also why it's dying and losing relevance.

>>46535625
man that is perfect woman

>>46535684
She's very nice, but hasn't got enough legs or eyes.

>>46535625
Those nipples better be inverted

I will give in my resignation to my Monster boss and be free of her tyranny forever after I clean my office out and go home.

>>46535704
they say beauty is in the eye of the gazer

>Cheshire Studios begins producing visual novels.
>Contrary to what you might think, there's plenty of variety in the love interests.
>And the MC is (almost) never smacked in the face with Chesh ass.
>But...
>They always use insane Wonderland logic, so it can be virtually impossible to get the ending you want.
>Walkthroughs often include moments where you have to edit the registry or other completely meta out-of-game things just to win.
>One game only lets you get the Automaton ending if you played the game on linux.
>Even then it shit talks you if you're not on Gentoo.
>Despite this, the games are pretty popular.

>Be you, Anonymous Visual Novel Enthusiast.
>You buy all the Chesh Studios games since you just love how absurd they are, and how replayable they can be.
>You just bought the latest Cheshire Studios game, Doki Doki Cliterature Club.
>Bizarrely, it runs like a completely normal visual novel.
>No meta stuff at all.
>It's not online, either, even though you literally bought it off Steam.
>Everything just turns up as links to DDLC or DDLC porn.
>Weird.
>Keep playing, and end up getting the "normal human woman" ending.
>Turns out she was just really into vampire cosplay.
>Thoroughly disappointed, you head off to bed.
>Wake up with you face covered in Chesh ass.
Shouldn't have been their best customer.

Sex with loli Pharaohs, Wights, Ice Queens, Ryus, Lilims and Baphomets

What will werewolves and other lycans turn into during an Eclipse?

>>46535777

>>46535879
>Yuri

>>46532703
I didn't see it. Post the warosu link and I'll add it next week.

>>46535879
Kill yurifags

>>46535879
Fuck off to >>>/u/

>>46535942
Not him but I assume he meant this one

>>46526358

>>46530405

why do people post the same exact mgs on a daily/weekly basis

>>46535879
>>46535933
>>46535983
>>46535995
Remember, there is a fetish or subgenre called "Dykes getting dicked", meaning lesbians getting fucked by men and possibly being "cured" into heterosexuality or just becoming bisexual. Surely Dykes getting dicked does happen in MGE too, so just pull down pants, apply dick and the lesbo mamono (and lesbo human girls) are cured with hetero or just become bi as you now have TWO wives.

>>46536196
Lesbian mamono don't exist in MGE fuck off.

>>46536117
dead general, please understand.

>>46536117
Waifufags have their favourites and gachaspammers have brain damage.

goodnight then.

You know those scenes in anime where a girl sits in fron of a fan and says aaaaa and it comes out distorted? Well, imagine that but it's a cheshire doing it in front of a guy doing a helicopter instead.

>>46536363
lesser minds would have snaped

>>46536363
I don't know how many times I've imagined what cuddling with different monster girls would be like.

My face-sitting fetish is getting out of hand. I now want a big white horn to sit on me.

>>46536567
N

>>46536587
>

>>46536117
People know what they like.

>>46536421
I gotta admit, that's on brand for Cheshires.

relationship goals

>>46536689
that's just not good fire safety

>>46536732
They're all LED candles. Manticores care deeply about fire codes.

>>46536689
This is the future the DL wants.

>>46536831
I just want to cuddle with a kot. I don't need to get my dick wet in the process. I'm touch-starved.

>>46536615
Late last year I did commission an ushi oni pic. I wanted to give myself a little Christmas gift and also spread my love for Best Spider.

My body is one half of a Fox Multiplier machine. When a fox acts as the other half, we create more foxes that will find more people to create a Fox Multiplier machine with. I regret my lifestyle, but it is too late to go back now.

>>46536894
That's nice.

>>46535933
>>46535983
>>46535995
>>46536196
>>46536209
What's wrong with Yuri?

>>46536988
THICC

>>46535879
Her comics are genuinely some of the worst I have read.

I know they are out there, I won't let them get me, I'm not gonna be Tom, I don't care, I won't let a cat win.