/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46516505
>Modern Bodyguard Ochi
>Full on body armor and rifle
>Tacti-cool gear
>Still carries a sword.
You love to see it.
Casual Ochi is fine as well.

>>46514280
“It can ruin my entire night” is some touch grass territory.

I have some mild disagreements with how Lescatie is run, and I will post a list of my qualms on Druella's bedroom door!

I want to bully alps online.

Sex with vampires for the sole purpose of producing dhampirs

>>46516591
As the saying goes, anon.
Where do you think you are?

>>46516600
Stealing tire with vampire for the sole purpose of making it rhyme

recreational sex with a vampire

>>46516636
Having my blood drained out of me is a fetish. The idea of vampires not being after sex is great.

>>46516640
could just donate blood

>>46516649
Then I don't get neck kissies.

>>46516636
>vampire leglocking you as she rides you and bites you at the same time

>>46516654
you don't? must be a regional thing

>>46516636
Competitive sex with a vampire

Cuddles with sleepire.

>>46516636
Recreational sex with hags
https://files.catbox.moe/ntl89w.png

The soldier beatles
>ANON ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE
>I SAID BABY, CAN'T YOU SEE
>I WANNA PICK APPOLS, THE RED AND THE GREEN
>THOSE JUICY SWEET FRUITS RIPENED WITH ETHYLENE
>ANON YOU CAN PICK MY TREE
>FUJI, YORK AND PINK LADY
>MAKE SURE TO LEAVE A FEW FOR ME
>JUST GIVE ME THOSE APPOLS

>>46516591
I'm gardening so don't worry I touch some grass, still makes my blood boil when I read them. Anyway, subject closed, I won't ask now.

>>46516695
wait a minute this is procreational sex

>>46516636
But I'll cry if I do that

>>46516751
It's both.

>>46516695
This image goes hard.

>>46516751
Recreational pregnancy is a true hobby for hags, I hope you don't mind them knocking on your door from time to time to play a little game

To lower my chances of getting foxed, I'm moving to Dragonia in a week! I'll be safer there!

>>46516751
Same difference for hags and me.

>>46516829
Draconic foxes.

My balls hurt

>>46516695
Ah yes, energy drain where they get plumper and fuller, but the confusion when you're not dead and they're somehow even more rabid seems incredibly appealing

>>46516829
>"......"

>>46516941
Don't worry, she can take care of them.

Imagine spending hours milking a holst your all tired and she made like numerous buckets of milk you are finally done with her and her tits are empty and flat as pancake you wipe away sweat from your forehead after the exhausting milking session and sigh but then holst tits make FWOOOMP sound and inflate back to normal in 1 second
And she mooos again...

>>46516993
It's why you hire farmhands.

>>46516941
>go to mamano ER
>tell them you got blue balls
>they call a code blue overhead and you get mobbed by cute nurses
they say there's no cure but with regular treatment you can have good quality of life

So hypothetically speaking, if your classmate really needed to drink blood would you give her some? Just asking, haha.

>>46517018
no.

>>46517018
That's a regular human girl.

Was Bernanon's dragon game any good, in the end?

>>46517018
Isn't it sad?

>>46517052
dunno

>>46517052
I forget but his attempts to get some traction going in /vg/ didn't really work.

Noodle woman

remember to hydrate.

>>46517070
It seems to be doing well enough outside of /jp/ and /vg/. It probably is useless shilling it here.

Dragons are fire. Except for the ice ones, they are cool.

>>46517137
my 3d mg game got a fuck off here, a couple yous on /vg/, and 5,000 views on itch.

>>46517052
>Was Bernanon's dragon game any good

It's making money.

Whether it's good is another story.

I didn't hate it, and it's cheap, so there's that.

>>46517052
Haven't followed his stuff much since he stopped posting updates here. Mostly because I don't really play games much anymore

>>46517052
No idea, the only videogame I play nowadays is just Medieval 2

>>46517052
I think it was a pretty good game. A bit short but it's also very cheap so it's fair.
Why do people seem to hate him again?

>>46517018
My blood is sickly, diseased.

>>46517258
>Why do people seem to hate him again?
Unironically he didn't get in line with KC worship during the wight stuff, made an announcement about being uncomfortable here, and fucked off.

>>46517258
he recognized his stuff wouldn't be a good fit for here and dipped out. wish some other people could take that hint

>>46517258
>Why do people seem to hate him again?
It doesn't matter. He's gone on to do other stuff and doesn't post anymore. This question--and inevitable argument--happens every now and then and is completely pointless.

>>46517261
Perhaps some bloodletting would help you.

flopping Kiki ears!

>>46517281
I'll leave when KC draws a new cait sith and you can all go back to posting shit from the same three artists over and over then.

>>46517301
no, you won't

Just stay on capybara, mick. It's better for your own health.

>>46517258
>I think it was a pretty good game. A bit short but it's also very cheap so it's fair.

I enjoyed all the eye candy, a little disappointing you can't sex the yeti or cheshire, though.

>>46517307
I wouldn't even post kemono but all your callouts made it pretty clear you missed me posting a good mix of art even if you won't admit it.

>>46517313
I did want to boink the cheshire lady. But oh well.

>>46517287
I genuinely feel bad about artists leaving.
I hope his game does well.

>>46517310
There is mge there too.

"My demon wife" game
>PC is a (ex)doomguy
>shooting demons and monster
>one day demon woman kiddnaps you and "marries" you
>forces you to do house chores and watch tv with the messages "submit to mistress" and won't let you escape
So....mge demons got a game?

>>46517352
Good, so you can try begging for gibs from KC there instead.

>>46517070
I don't really go to the /vg/ thread, could never get into paradox and that's like 80% of what they talk about. Why didn't they like him there? Seems like a good fit.

>>46517018
Only if we kiss before

>>46517402
>t. Why didn't they like him there? Seems like a good fit.
Because despite being nominally better than here the /vg/ thread can also be guilty of hyperfocusing on one or two things and totally ignoring the rest. It looked like a total failure to launch. I couldn't tell you if it was lack of appealing designs or lack of number crunching to discuss though. Maybe it attracted plenty of anons and they just never felt the need to talk about it.

>>46517447
>It looked like a total failure to launch
I'm a bit lost on what you mean by this. You mean people thought the game was gonna flop?

If you're ever bored on a Saturday night and need some thrill in your life, go down to the Bad End Bar out in Hagville and just start kissing as many hags as you can before bolting out of there! Bonus points if you pull some strings before you do it and get made small enough to get easily sweaternapped if you're too slow. I managed to kiss six before making my escape, and I don't think my heart's raced THAT fast in a loooooooong time.

>>46517475
>he posted it
>anons went "cool"
>that's it
It's not that they thought it was gonna flop they just never picked it up as an interesting game to them. If it ever popped up on /v/ he'd be doing well though. The dedicated monster girl threads seem hilariously particular about what they like.

>>46517500
vn have never been a particularly thrilling experience to me

>>46517487
this is a paid actor. they have placed shotafication and paralyze rune trap at every entrance. you'll be adopted before you even make it through the door.

>>46517500
>The dedicated monster girl threads seem hilariously particular about what they like.
Oh, without a doubt. It's kind of weird how oddly specific monster girl threads tastes can be at times.

>>46517487
Gonna find mino hag in the corner and moo at her
>>46517514
Go through the window or the roof, hell go in like your playing payday 2

>>46517133
Manticore that like to pour coca-cola down her tail and drink it.

Just checked the story aggregator first time in years and boy did it all dried up. Eh looking back at some of the writing from our technical prime years of 2013/15, it's maybe not for the worse.

>>46517551
I don't think blowing open a wall and robbing their safes holding moth dust bricks will earn me any points with the nice hellhag at the bar counter

>>46517589
everybody claps and cheers when ms wurm does it though

>>46517585
Start writing then.

>>46517310
>the only place where mick doesn't act like a total retard is the only place where he isn't being shat on
You'd think his brain would be capable of making the connection but nope, it's always someone else's fault.

Guys I have secret info
Don't buy cup noodles in hagville, they're boobytrapped, as soon as you get out of the store you will be arrested and sent to the adoption center since you are "incapable of taking care of yourself"

>>46517720
>boobytrapped
Is that like the Cheshire butt trick?

>>46517727
I don't think a hag's boobs could possibly fit inside a cup of noodles. Maybe just the nipple.

>>46517751
An entire fairy hag could.

>>46517764
I see. So she's the complementary noodly stopper fairy that comes with each purchase then?

Maybe you all deserve involuntary adoption

>>46517803
Anon, that's just called slavery.

>>46517810
How is it slavery if your only task is to drink hag milk?

>>46517818
Well in that case it's kidnapping and torture.

>>46517818
>only task is to drink hag milk?
Sounds boring.

>>46517828
It's not like you have to do it 24/7. You should have plenty of time for leisure, like playing vidya on her lap.

Guys the wurmicide isn't working.

>>46517864
>he bought the wurmicide from the shop thinking it would help him get rid of wurms
Rookie mistake. It only attracts more. You should have known better.

I don't hate Bernanon and when I gave some extra cash, I will buy his games. Though to be frank, I saw him as just being here to advertise his own stuff and thus when all the drama occured, he deuced time to leave which is a perfectly rational decision.

>>46517864
that's wurm cider

It's been awhile fellas
Got a new Miia commission

DON'T listen to monsters' lies. There are still manticores out there that will eat and kill you! My cousin Cletus has a friend who knows a guy that told him so!

>>46517893
vada done good

>>46517909
He came to life and has been on fire popping content

Manticores are DORKS

manticute

Manticorn

mantivomit

>>46517949
>anon exclaimed, as he is being held in place by big meaty paws bigger than his head.

Manticunt

>>46517974
>it comes out of the tail
oh

>>46517979
>anon is such a venomslut that he licks it up.
oh.

>>46517929
I love that Pyrow hag

>>46516505
Ochimushas and Kunoichis have gotten some attention lately, traditional Zipangu never goes out of style.

>>46518037
Wait until you hear how much Inari get posted around here.

>>46518037
I want Zipanguese versions of other monsters, like for example imagine a Zipangu Troll wearing a kimono and a geisha hairstyle, or maybe long hait with a himecut

>>46518037
open shoulder kimono too good

>>46518061
How would a zipangu troll smell?

>>46518138
Cherry blossoms.
Which evidently smells like Vanilla.

>>46518163
Boring. Give me a troll that smells like red bean paste, sweat and bambu.

>>46518061
>Troll with a himecut in seiza playing the shamizen
Nice

your used shirt belongs on foxlets.

>>46517875
>which is a perfectly rational decision.
The rational decision is to simply stop coming here, but he decided to stir the pot by leaving a cryptic message about not liking "the direction the thread is taking" and refused to elaborate, which resulted in useless speculations.

>>46517487
I want to untie a hag's string panties as a joke, on the first place they should wear and expose such lewd underwear

>>46518174
Naked Troll playibg the shamizen and it comically covering her nipples and privates, while her long himecut covers her ass

>>46518228
Did you mean, "they shouldn't wear and expose such underwear in the first place"?

>>46518244
Yes

For me it's lolis wearing equally lewd underwear as the hags

>>46518396
For me, girls my age wearing lewd underwear s superior.

Hello Miss Hatter.
I make my tea by putting the milk in first, then taking the kettle off before its boiled, then I pour the water in, then finally add the tea BAG. After, I stir the tea BAG around only once before then leaving it in to steep, forgetting about it and drinking it stone cold. Sometimes, I remember to drink the tea, so I take the tea BAG out only after its steeped for like 10 seconds maximum. I do not wash the mug between drinks, and I use the same mug whether I'm drinking BAGGED tea or the rare occassion I drink green tea (that is also in a bag).

>>46518396
Isn't that the norm? hags are the ones trying to copy little girls

So why is every remaining Monstergirl community trash?

TOTAL MOFU CONVERSION.
YOU WILL BE FLUFFED AND YOU WILL FLUFF.
THIS IS NON NEGOTIABLE

>>46518540
nice try, but you never specified what kind of fluff o had to huff! you lose again fox.

>>46518539
So, /d/ thread told you to fuck off with your bullshit so instead you came here to spill your obsessions?

Can I get a doting arachne? Or are all arachne pervy weirdo rapists?

>>46518540
No need to yell, just present some quality fluff. And maybe a brush.

>>46517585
I’m just glad the authors we still do have are staying consistent and not faking a crisis of faith on their blog for attention.

>>46517606
Still waiting for the frog's story

>>46518592
I'm not the Mick lol

>>46518657
Who said you are? I doubt he would have a fit about it because it's one of the few places where he's not banned or getting shat on.

Man, I hate living in MGC and having to take the train to work. Like half the people there are just fucking and the other half is trying to feel up single boys.

>>46518691
Should have bought a car.

I just want a hag danuki to marry, it's that simple. Fox tails have nothing on delightful 'nuki fluff.

>>46518701
I'm too poor

>>46518691
>Anon pretending to not see anything while a hag fox is riding another anon into the seat with juices leaking everywhere
>Other monsters are furiously shlicking with their phones out enjoying the show
>Anon gets off the train and tries to report it to the scary looking Hellhound Police officer who begins to undo her skirt

>>46518714
if you need some quick money..

>>46518714
Have you considered a bicycle? It helps you get fitter, too.

>>46518540
This but Danuki fluff

I will become so endebted to the danuki that I can only pay it off as a life time working as a cushion and rag for her fat, smelly, sweaty ass

>>46516522
it's not a sword, it's a tactical knife
so what if it's bigger than an australian bushwacker kukri? a knife is a knife is a knife and it's the only weapon license she has so far

>>46518726
>Anons friends just sit there as they see him getting dragged back to the train
>"Hey girls, want another show!?"
>She gets next to the fox and starts to ride anon
>The girls start to shout and make lewd remarks as they film him getting fucked
>"We told him not to report it..."

>>46518733
I'm not a man whore! I'm not a man whore! I'm NOT a man whore!

>>46518795
Of course not. "Male escort" is the proper term.

>>46518738
>Take a bicycle
>Get jumped by a werewolf where cycling through a park

>>46518513
More likely the hags started wearing sexy lingerie on the hunt first while the lolis got by with pure natural charm, until the young monsters started noticing how great it looks on them and how well it works on human men.

>>46518802
No, I'm just gonna sell my blood to some rich vampires and keep my dignity.

>>46518795
>>46518802
its a good gig. if you do it in the afternoon then the customer usually cooks dinner for you too.

Coffin is too small. Must sit in 69 position with vampire wife with head between her legs/under ass to fit.

>>46518802
he works hard for the money

One of these days I'll find a way to drop Druella's power down to MY level! THEN we'll have a fair and even duel and become rivals and eventually turn our hate into lov-- I mean, uhh... and then I will claim vengeful victory for the sake of the old ways!

>>46518830
its supposed to be for one person, and she has had it for centuries at this point! you cant just make her throw away such an important piece of her history.

>>46518847
Maybe if she didn't eat like a pig and gorge on my blood so much her and her fat ass and fat thighs could fit into the coffin.

>>46518790
The MGC transit system, location of 30% of mamano pregnancys and first dates, only beaten by bars and public parks, so it is technically one of the safer areas for lone single men.

>>46518827
Intense desire to serve as a paid company for lonely empty-nest obaasans.
Yes of course, I'm hungry.
Yes, of course, I'd love to take some home- if you'll let me.

Cant even afford hagville rent anymore...

>>46518906
Imposible, it's almost free there

>>46518906
You'll be fine living with the local Devil Bugs.

>>46518790
>you find a seat at the back of the train
>you're not sure how but somehow you manage to sit down without getting molested
>over the next few stops the back carriage slowly empties out until it's just you
>you still have a few stops until you get off
>you glance out the back window and see a sandworm chasing the train
>even at full speed she's still gaining ground
>the train slows down as it approaches the next station
>the sandworm catches up and bites off the entire carriage with you inside

>>46518906
I hear there's affordable housing in Winterstown

Imagine the smell of sex and fluids in one of MGC railway carts...

>>46518928
wintertown is too sweet and wholesome for most of the freaks here

>>46518906
if only there were some other way you could pay

>>46518906
It's the nukis for you and, should have cashed out all your BANEs

>>46518942
>anon gets invited to one too many barbeques and goes on a schizo fit

>>46518960
the yeti also doubles as an orderly

>>46518942
You haven't stayed long enough to get hunted by a whitehorn yet then if you're saying that

>>46518906
just ask one of the neighbours to pay it for you. like the one right opposite to you in the hallway. y'know, the ones that really cares about you and always tries to make you smile. you should ask her. ask to enter their home for some privacy too. the other tenets will make fun of you if they find out that you cant pay rent.

>>46518969
it's fine, I just barricade the door till papawendi comes to deal with her

>>46517258
people hate him? i thought only one guy hated him and everyone else understood or didn't care

>>46519020
you got it right

>>46519020
Yeah, you're probably right, I've seen some hate posting but it's likely one butthurt guy.

>>46517258
Don't hate him. Largely indifferent to him, especially after his little "Aw shucks I don't like the way the thread is headed" and dipped out as if people would stop the door from hitting him. I wish him the best of luck.

>>46518599
Please accept this doodle

>>46517720
>dye packs in the cup noodles
>dye packs in the microwave burritos
>dye packs in the frozen pizzas
>dye packs in the granola bars
how the fuck am I supposed to live on a student stipend in hagville? i only moved there because it's closer to college and has low rent, but all the cheap food is trapped and will get me taken by a hag or worse. I just wanna learn, why do monster girls have to be so evil to us?

>Saw a fox today
Day ruined, now I must treat literally everything as a possible trick, scheme, subversion, deception, or bamboozle.

>>46519063
I smuggle cheap processed food to make ends meet

>>46519057
Aww

>>46519057
Thank you :)

>>46519075
or you can, like, ask her on a date, get to know her. find common hobbies and maybe become great friends. no ones ever tries this. they always either avoid all contact, activating the foxes predator instinct, or they dive head first into her tail and fox themselves. its a huge gamble, but the friendzone is a impenetrable cage if you play your cards right

>>46518812
Imagine your monster grandma walking around the house like that

>>46519108
many such cases

Me and my HATED rival, Miss Salamander, will not stop until one of us is DEAD. We have been rivals for years, constantly fighting to draws to determine who the better warrior is. Every day that goes by, we are thinking about new ways to try killing each other with, training and refining our techniques for the next clash in the hopes that this time it ends with one of our heads rolling on the floor! This is a GRUDGE fueled by nothing but HATE. Those pesky Erosites keep trying to tell us to sort our issues out and make up and out but they don't understand. This goes beyond any simple dispute. This is the MEANING of our EXISTENCE. Only one warrior can be left standing tall. This rivalry will only end with one of us DYING. There is no hidden compassion here, only PURE ANGER. We genuinely hate each other! We will fight to the death and nobody can stop us!

>>46519135
when she's fire you're supposed to be ice. do you even rivalry?

>>46519135
please Sally. no guy talks like that. please stop posting your edgy self-insert fanfics on 4mon.

>"You said you were on the pill"
>"Yeah, fertility pills. Guaranteed pregnancy or your money back"

>>46519057
Cute!

>>46519077
Straight to the dire hag pits

>>46519108
That's pretty normal actually

>>46519108
Momster and grandmomster wear the same lingerie around the house to increase skinship, no big deal

This is her century. She'll finally get rid of that pesky pharaoh and find a boyfriend

>>46519057
Now draw her getting a education

>>46519164
>Pointless NTR at the end
Fuck off

>>46518928
Would move to Winterstown in a heartbeat if it meant getting a pear shaped loli Ice Princess or Tsurara-Onna. Not like I don't already live most of the way up north anyway.

>>46519135
Okay but when one of you succeeds in killing the other then what? Didn't think that far?

>>46519234
I would gladly get my tongue stuck in her butthole, and it isn't because of the cold

When the cows are away
The sheep will bray

>>46519335
Sheep don’t bray.

>>46519151
>your money back
But you are the one paying me?

Guys I just want to be happy

>>46519378
got to nut in the genie before you start making wishes

>>46519372
I’m sorry it rhymed.
Miss sheep will try again.
When the cows off the beat
The sheep shall bleat

Goat > Sheep

>>46519470
pet the goat

>>46519470
That is your opinion sir and I respect it.
But have you considered how soft and fluffy and cute the timid sheep is?

>>46519495
all those eyes make them hard to pet though, not ideal.

>>46519232
Considering that's her grandson it doesn't count as NTR

burger

I don't want to have monster kids, I want to have human kids! I'm a human! I'm supposed to breed humans only. Monsters can't just make me do something I don't want!

>>46519557
Maybe if you impregnate a monster enough times a human kid will eventually pop out

>>46519547
>Has sex with an adventurer with the intent of bearing his child
>Turns right around and fucks her grandson after he leaves
Find a rope and a stool.

>>46519596
>after he leaves
That seems like several decades in the future, and considering monster nature plus how grandmas love their grandsons even more than their own children I don't see it as NTR, more like a show of love

I'm gonna make out with a mucus toad for three hours straight, and no one can stop me!

>>46519595
No, I will not have sex with a Monster.

>>46519595
>malef not so smug after four sons and zero daughters

>>46518962
Her hugs are your meds. You WILL take them.

>>46519096
This is the long way to getting tail caged. May as well just dive in so everyone knows their role.

>>46519151
I want to be between pyrow thighs...

>>46519604
>Several decades in the future
She was already the age of a grandmother you chucklefuck. She even states this when having sex with the adventurer.

>>46519661
Illiterate nigger, that's the grandson of her and the adventurer, there's a timeskip you dumb retard

>>46519661
theres no need for name calling anon

>>46516505
I will only love and respect Soldier Beatles if they are Orbital Drop Shock Troopers or "Helldivers" or those scifi drop pod soldiers. Otherwise, the "soldier" part in their name is a lie and I will call ALL Soldier Beatles dishonorable liars for committing Stolen Valor!

>Sheep gf
>Sleeps hard
>Not often, like a dormouse, but when she sleeps she SLEEPS
>Also bleats
>Bleats in her sleep
>Surprisingly soothing, and when your cuddled up at night sends you counting sheep yourself
>One
>On account of how hard she sleeps, she has some of the worst bed hair you've ever seen
>Always manages to make it work though
>Wardrobe stocked with dungarees, sundresses, tank tops, jeans, hi and low rise tops
>Has a collection of cute bangles and bands that she sometimes adorns her horns with
>Good for her conspiracy theory club
>Did I mention the conspiracy theory club?
>She may look like a normal girl, but she has a strange obsession with the most abnormal cults and conspiracies
>Doesn't believe any of it herself, yet is fascinated by how people go along with some very odd things (in a very sheep like way)
>Ask her about how the "Big Yeti Blanket Hoax" and she can talk your ear off about state efforts to try and systematically replace all yeti wool blankets with arachne silk and just calling it yeti fluff
>Apparently this fake knitting is one massive stitch up
>Again, she doesn't believe it, but she loves to talk about it and it's landed her some rather eccentric friends
>It's none of your business what other people's blankets are made of
>You know what yours is made of - you knitted it yourself
>A patch quilt made from your wife's precious wool shorn over the years
>She's naturally white as a cloud, so you take the liberty of dying each square so you can tell them apart
>From oni (red) to oni (blue), each is a physical representation of your marriage in three month increments
>It's soft, it's warm, and it's only now (thankfully) getting big enough to wrap you both
>Unfortunately, with who you're expecting soon, it may end up being too small again
>Something else to look forward to

>>46519661
>She was already the age of a grandmother you chucklefuck. She even states this when having sex with the adventurer.
Are you stupid? she's oldest than any person in the village and her body is artificial, she gets pregnant after tampering with her body when she was with the adventurer and gave birth, you even see her pregnant and after all that there's a timeskip in which her grandson visits her, implying that she gave birth, her kid grew up and had its own family. How did you misunderstood it so badly?

Who cares?

Bros I can't beat the Seraph final boss, she's too strong. She keeps spamming the strongest spells in the game after slapping me with the "Chastity" status effect that prevents me from getting an erection and she keeps using full heals every time I get her massive HP down even a little and then she keeps ranting for several minutes straight about how "humans must submit to the heavens blah blah must not have free will blah blah they will do nasty things like sex if they have free will blah blah blah judgment blah blah purity blah". I just can't do it, I can't beat her....

>>46519911
Have you tried pointing out that she isn't wearing any panties to get the Embarrassed status effect that prevents her from moving during her turns?

need a deep tissue massage from an oni/ogre/hellhound so I can be completely relaxed and easily influenced by their predatory natures

>>46519930
I bet wights would give the best massages. You can't not relax when she's clawed out all of your spirit energy, right? No way they'd offer it as a service though, that's either a treat from your wife or something you'll never experience.

The Abyss consumes me this power I’m feeling is warping my mind, my body and my spirit, but I can’t stop I need more of this power.

>>46520046
Artorias get off the internet.

>>46520046
>honey come back and eat your shogffles

>>46520067
Okay, that actually sounds delightful. I haven't had waffles in a coon's age!

mgecu

>>46520147
Cinematic Universe?

Demons do NOT love you. It is a lie. They're just tricking you. This Demon told me I had a cute kissable face yesterday, a BOLD FACED LIE. She just wants to trick me so she can take my soul. Demons are evil, they will never love you. There is no way a Demon would actually love me and want to be my wife. It's all lies so they can hurt you! LIES!

You must always remember: AFAE
>ALL
>FOXES
>ARE
>EVIL
They are deceitful tricksters who cannot be trusted.
Around a fox check your locks

>>46520220
>*stares at you, foxingly*

Frog

>>46520212
>This Demon told me I had a cute kissable face yesterday
Lucky...I was only told i was rapeable

>>46519057
>sweetspider.png
How can I know that if she won't even let me have a lick?

Sorry, monsters. But I shall be busy building a portal device so I can go to another universe and become a tortured artist forced to fight an evil force that appeared thanks to my own creations! Unfortunately that means I cannot attend your party celebrating Druella's birthday!

I sure am glad pyrow aren't real. Knowing that I'd be defenseless against their lowkey wiles, fascinating figures and supple young bodies makes me thankful that they don't actually exist to make me instantly succumb to them. Truly we live in the best timeline and it's a blessing that the portals will NEVER open EVER.

>Meanwhile, Sabbath scientists are working with Miss Wurm, training her for a mission she does not quite understand.
>For they know her destined lover exists, but not on this world.
>And they know of all the mamono, the lovely wurm--not the lilim, not the shoggoth--is most ready for this mission.
>She will break not simply rock and stone to get her man...
>But the walls of reality itself.

>>46520244
You've gotta work on your cultural competency, Anon. That's among the highest praises a demon can give, right behind "your soul looks delicious" and "I wouldn't mind (sexually) tormenting you for a thousand years."

>>46518199
i had a dream once i was in a tesco and saw her shopping there, i couldn't say hi, then woke up

>>46520244
sssssource?
It's hard to find single panels of a doujin.

>>46520345
>try to be culturally sensitive
>tell a demon "your soul looks delicious"
>her panties drop with a wet *thud*
uh oh

>>46520413
holy newfag

>>46520413
If you can't recognize H*** then you don't belong here

>>46520423
Oh. Sounds like you found a demon who's very sensitive, if you know what I mean. I mean you better enjoy the cunnilingus that's about to ensue. She sure will.

>>46520398
how often do anons dream of mgs?

>>46520303
the words of a writer shogged by the Shog Place underneath Shog Lake

>>46520413
It's okay. I've been here a long time and don't remember ever seeing it.

>>46520463
>long time
A year isn't a "long time", newfriend.

>>46520426
>>46520434
dude I don't recognize anyone or anything, I just like good things.
>>46520463
well, thank you, though it's a shame you don't have the source on you.

>>46520341
True Royalty is she

>>46520470
>dude I don't recognize anyone or anything,
I don't care that you have the brain of an infant, newfag.

>>46520467
hey anon, if you're going to spend time making fun of us, can you suggest some methods by which we can find the source?

>>46520476
well, okay, how would you go about finding the source then?
I've never been good at individual doujin panels.

>>46520477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q

>>46520460
>Alan Wake letting in Demonic Energy in a last ditch effort to beat The Darkness
>It works, but now it wants to rape him
See, that's the type of plot twist that keeps the readers attention.

>>46520477
>>46520480
I'm not telling you shit. If you can't be fucked to work with what you got from the image and basic context clues you've been given so far (one anon gave you the fucking first letter of the artist's name) you unironically don't deserve to post here. You're not getting spoon fed, if you can't get reverse image search to work or basic searching on your own I don't care.

>>46520485
Bad video, redditor.

>>46520485
that's pretty rude anon.
Though I continue to ask how you would go about finding such a thing, as this isn't actually related.

>>46520499
Anon, how would you go about finding this source with the information given to you?
You have one panel of a doujin, and one letter of an artist's name. It could be a 4 letter artist's name, but we can't be sure due to the reticent nature of the board to being clear.
And there are so, SO many succubus doujins by H named artists out there. You can't be serious that you'd go searching through every one of them, and that's the only method you people have given thus far.

>>46520517
>>46520499
note, we also don't know what type of sex is going on here, and we're not sure if pregnancy is actually shown, thus making the tag unreliable at best.

>>46520499
Nigger they gave you plenty of clues, look the tags at the panda and you found it
4chan never spoonfeeds but it helps with a lot of clues, use them

>>46520529
Yeah, Anon really needs to get his proctologist on the case!

>>46520517
>>46520524
I don't care. You're not getting spoonfed, newfags.

The almighty warrior maidens of valhalla. . .

>>46520529
You've given no exhentai related clues, anon.
We don't even have tags to work with, since we don't know what kind of sex is going on here, or if the impregnation is part of the hentai. Like, if you HAD given some panda tips, this exchange wouldn't be happening.

>>46520535
those are both me, the other guy probably gave up.

>>46520534
That's still quite rude, anon. And I'm not sure you'd be able to find a doujin with just these details either.

>>46520540
If you can't find it on your own, you don't deserve it. If you actually tried to look for it on your own instead of crying like a little bitch newfag here you might have at least found something by now.

>>46520423
Do not the demons.

>>46520558
Yeah, I'd have found unrelated succubus content. That's how it works when you're doing a search with minimal tags.
Like, you couldn't find what you want this way. If I cut a single page out of a porn and gave you the first letter of the author's name, it would take you hours at best.

>>46520562
actually, if it was a page I'd have found it by now.
It'd have to be a badly cut out panel to be a true contest.

>>46520562
Cry about it, newfaggot. This will be your last (You). Go back to plebbit or wherever you came from if you want to be spoonfed.

Alright I'm sick of this

https://exhentai.org/g/963430/f7c568c549/

There. Now you guys can both shut the fuck up after secret club man vents his spleen at me but fuck you for engaging with him over and over again

>>46520561
I'm gonna the demons

>>46520566
>reddit spacing
>spoonfeeding newfags
Cancer

>>46520566
Oh, thank you anon.
So it was actually a four letter name.
>>46520565
You legit couldn't find something under similar conditions. If you want to prove otherwise, I can arrange it for you.

>>46520562
found it with the clues, stop being blind you fucking nigger and use your brain, sadly an even more retarded nigger spoonfeed you like a total moron

>>46520571
You can prove you're better, if you're up for a challenge. Otherwise, as per the helpful anon's request, I'll be quiet now.
>>46520578
If you want a challenge you don't already know the answer to, I can arrange it.

>>46520578
Hell you could have made it even easier by cutting out at least four of the categories you got on.

>>46520583
Yeah but I was trying to show the nigger how to use his brain, not giving him the whole homework
Never imagined that a fucking tourist would spoonfeed him without teaching him how to not be a deadweight

>>46520590
You didn't teach shit, anon.

>>46520566
Damn. And here I was thinking it was the literally identical demon bitch from Aku no Onna.

>>46520569
No you can't don't even try

>>46520590
Never underestimate the cancer that festers here now.

>>46520597
Exactly, the nigger didn't had time to use his brain

>>46520598
I see that bitch all over the place, is that shit any good?

>>46520569
>>46520599
I'm going to leave strongly worded letters to the demons condemning their predatory actions signed with my full legal name.

>>46520602
You specifically refused to teach numerous times, anon, and he clearly and plainly asked you to.

>>46520467
Long longer than that friendo.
>>46520566
Was that so hard? You'd think people wanting love and happiness would make more of an effort to be nice and make others happy.

>>46520598
If only. I still can't believe that one episode is the only time a blue girl has ever been in a hentai and they ruin her second scene with piss

https://files.catbox.moe/msnibx.jpg

>>46520617
I hate how the lewder and more pornographic a character is, the less porn there is of them.
It's like the authors are like "yep, that one already surely has enough, no need to add more", those fuckers.

>>46520613
Teach what? he can use his eyes, realize that the character is a monster girl, has horns, has purple skin and the thing is in fucking english, plus someone said that the artist started with H and had 4 letter
How the fuck do you not start digging away with that much information instead of asking like dumb bitch? 10 years ago was funny, now it's just annoying

>>46520615
A year and one month isn't a lot longer than that, retard.

>>46520617
The anal was good though

>>46520630
You're just so witty and smart. Can you teach me that too?

>>46520622
Yeah. I wish Tomo from Qwaser got a lot more art, but the only guy drawing her anymore is some fuck who draws her like a misshapen pig

Have you ever liked a niche girl whose most prolific artist is such a fucking degenerate you wish nobody drew her?

>>46520625
Teach how to find something, obviously.
Like, your example for instance. That's 227 results. And how could you possibly know whether the hentai was actually tagged correctly in the first place?

>>46520637
Trial and error

I'll do it again if I'm paying attention when it happens next time

>>46520636
I've never wished nobody drew her, but man, I am PLAGUED by artists refusing to draw them how they look.
Fuck, even with flavor of the month shit, it's like 75% off model.

Newfags having a real one it seems.

>>46520637
You help after the newfag exhausted his options, he's never going to learn if you keep spoonfeeding him like a baby

>>46520640
okay, so your method is actually the one suggested prior, where you'd use a few possibly wrong tags to search through hundreds of pages again and again.

>>46520641
>newfag bragging about spoonfeeding other retarded newfags
Good for you

>>46520641
Me too. If I can be nice and piss this clown off, well that's just good business.

>>46520645
see
>>46520647
your method seems kind of poor.
>>46520648
I too think I'm just going to give sources I know to people, you're not very good at making logic games or teaching.

>>46520649
>>46520641
>seething so hard you try to make it seem being made fun of by multiple anons is just one boogeyman
kek, dumb newfags.

>tourist justifying newfags
Where's Meido when you need him?

Why is the Irish man having a meltie about newfriends?

>>46520655
Meido isn't gonna do shit, they're just gonna side with the cancer most likely.

Are people seriously gatekeeping being able to search for porn instead of talking about MGs?

>>46520653
>>46520655
It turns out you're not very good at searching for porn, given your example.

>>46520658
Yes.
We're incredibly autistic here.

>>46520658
Yeah. It's more important to throw an autistic freakout

>>46520658
Where you absent during our /a/ days? the sadpanda rules are like one of the books of the bible in 4chan

>>46520658
If you can't do basic shit anons used to do over five years ago you should find a new website.

>>46520658
Looks like that's his thing today. Janny seems pretty quick to ban him for everything else. I suppose gatcha spam got old.

>>46520665
>>46520667
>being upset that anon delivers
You could have just taught the guy, instead he got spoonfed.

>>46520665
>Where you absent during our /a/ days?
No shit, he's likely one of the dumbasses Mick dragged from /vg/ that only started posting on 4chan when Hiro took over.

>>46520674
I'm sorry anon delivering like the days of old makes you so angry.
If only you had some sensible way of spreading your culture and skills.

dogs

>>46520673
Lurk for three years before posting.

Why are you like this? Be nice to the newfriends. It's what miss yeti would want. She loves you, anon, even if you don't love yourself.

>>46520676
>dogs
yes

>>46520679
it's one of them humiliation rituals or something.

>>46520675
"anon delivering" is not spoonfeeding, is when anon uploads his stuff because there's no other source, specially during comiket
Spoonfeeding is just being a damn newfag nigger

>>46520675
Making fun of lazy newfags has been a staple for over 15 years. If all someone is gonna do is cry like a bitch instead of even trying they don't deserve help.

>>46520679
Considering how up their own ass these newfags have been they don't deserve shit.

>>46520665
I've been a 4chan user for years but never actually went on /a/ so this thread being on /jp/ was all I ever knew. The moment I found that sadpanda took effort to use made me just forget about it desu

>>46520686
>>46520687
I'm sorry anon delivering upsets you so that you are continuing to go on about it long after the guy was spoonfed.
Soon, you'll have been crying about it for longer than he.

>>46520689
2 years is still being a newfag

>>46520637
>227 results
That's not even that many fag, it doesn't take long to even just look at the thumbnails to see if the art is similar.

>>46520685
>sample filename
>shitty western art
>/tv/ meme only used by tourist crossboaders
That settles it, anyone siding with these fags doesn't belong.

>>46520689
Same. Over 5 years (oh god).

>>46520694
If that's the method you encourage, why not just say so? Why add such mysticism to "I dunno, just search for a few hours"? There's no reason to seethe like
>>46520695
over such a minor thing?

>>46520699
Newfags coming to light I see

>>46520689
>>46520699
>2019 poster
>complaining about sadpanda taking "effort"
Holy newfag

>>46520690
That's not what delivering means, newfaggot.

>>46520676
I'd call that dog a bad girl

>>46520695
Man you got no taste.

>>46520706
I've been on 4chan longer than you, delivering absolutely can mean giving someone a source.

Do you feel proud of yourselves?

>>46520701
>If that's the method you encourage, why not just say so? Why add such mysticism to "I dunno, just search for a few hours"? There's no reason to seethe like
There's more than one person in this thread fag, and if you can't even figure out how to look at thumbnails on your own then you deserve all the shit you're getting.

>>46520709
Only when they actually try instead of crying like a bitch. Another anon found it with basic common sense because he's not a retarded newfag so spoonfeeding people that can't even do that don't deserve shit.

>>46520710
Yes. Helping other people makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
Not gonna lie, I just filtered "newfag" when it become clear he was just arguing to derail the thread.

>>46520710
Sorta. I think I'm going to spoonfeed at every opportunity now

>>46520714
But the anon didn't find it, anon. His search was wrong. Funny, that.
>>46520713
Look, if you've got no better method than looking through 223 pages of sadpanda, it's okay to admit it. I won't judge you.

I want a demon to spoonfeed me

>>46520708
great, now you've made her all sad, are you happy with yourself? she's gonna complain to her much larger sister if you keep this up

>>46520724
I'll call her a badder dog

>>46520720
Who doesn't?

>>46520718
>But the anon didn't find it, anon. His search was wrong. Funny, that.
He spend less than 5 minutes and gave up

>>46520718
>But the anon didn't find it, anon.
Just because you're a seething bitch desperate to defend cancer doesn't mean your schizophrenic thoughts are true, homosexual.

>>46520720
OR. Spoonfeed the demon (her favorite ice cream)

>>46520718
Results are different from pages fag, you could at least learn english before shitposting here. Also that other guy literally did find it, you're just incapable of putting in the effort it seems.

This is a cat

>>46520731
No, not that anon, the one you were talking about who found it. He didn't actually, until the source was given.
Pay attention.
>>46520733
>>46520737
I'm sorry you feel called out that your best method was sifting through 223 pages.

If anyone has something they don't know the sauce for, post it. I'll tell you. I've been paying attention since 2009 (please kill me)

>>46520737
Anon you forget these retards already admitted to not even using sadpanda.

>>46520748
It's called exhentai, anon.

>>46520748
Why do you need to use hentai sites when Manticores have a tailpussy right there?

>>46520740
>until the source was given.
Because he's a little faggot that instead of bothering to actually look just cried because he wasn't instantly given the source. Other anon used his eyes and found it in less than ten minutes.

>>46520742
I wish I had something for you, but I don't. I just need things translated.
Which I could do myself with a machine but I am lazy.

>>46520728
you are mere moments away from being damned to a fate of hellmofu addiction and servitude, any last words

>>46520740
I'm sorry that your parents were so uninterested in raising you that they gave you an ipad which fried your brain to the point where you can't focus more than 3 minutes on anything.

Exhentai more like SEXhentai haha!

>>46520753
Because tailpussy is scary. Look at it! There's spikes all over it!

>>46520754
>and found it
No he didn't, he found 223 things, only after being able to search for tags from the already posted source.
Even in this best case scenario, he wasn't able to find it via his suggested methods.
>>46520759
I'm sorry that you're so new you forgot anon delivering.

>>46520764
It's true, my entire being is screaming at me not to put my dick in that. However...

>>46520724
She's a bad dog too and I've got a rolled up newspaper with her name on it

>>46520766
>Newfag callings others new
The classic fallback.

>>46520767
I always wonder how the tailpussy feels for the manticore.
Can you dom one by fucking it?

>>46520768
Her name is on it because she terrorized three mailmen so badly they quit. It's front page news. Please reconsider what you're about to do.

>>46520766
>schizo newtard inventing events in his head despite anon saying otherwise purely to justify spoonfeeding bitchy newniggers

>>46520773
It's classic because you've no recourse when you get no-u'd.
ya newfag.

>>46520679
I wonder how much better people they'd be if they had a yeti to rescue them

>>46520758
Hellmofu isn't addictive is it?

>>46520781
Hey, maybe if you had a better search you would have been able to find it without the source.
It's a shame you're seething too hard to actually respond normally any more. What's next, responding while leaving out the (you)?

>>46520783
>>46520788
Thank you for proving yet again why gatekeeping is a good thing.

Post lolis to scare the newfags away

>>46520775
They consider making men ejaculate using their tails a form of domination and they have lots of muscular control over it, so I doubt it. But if you were to, say, shove an entire Hitachi in there while you going to town on her anus or pussypussy that would probably help your efforts.

>>46520793
No, u, literally.
We should have gatekept you fuckers before you started getting airs.

>>46520780
Precisely why she's getting bapped with the newspaper and called a bad dog

>>46520787
I'm sure it's fine, just dunk your whole head in there, they say it smells like roasted cocoa beans

>>46520798
>We

>>46520796
lolis scare no-one.
>>46520801
of course, I've been here longer than you.

>>46520800
nta but I don't like coffee. Good to know, just another reason to stay away from those Hellhounds!

>>46520798
>>46520804
Please, do tell how you were a founding member of these threads and how you've been here way longer than anybody else thus your opinions should be considered law.

>>46520804
Tourist.

>>46520805
I'm sure your service hound will help you with your dyslexia problem, don't worry anon!

>>46520805
>Cocoa
>Coffee
Wow, I didn't think I'd ever see a yeti correct anyone, but this guy's been put on the list.