/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I know Seiga turned Miko into a girl, but why? Did she enjoy the power to do that to someone? Did she do it as revenge for some perceived slight Miko had done? Or does she just like girls that much?

to WHAT anon?

>>46401440
I always thought that whole thing with the talisman on a jiangshi's forehead was mega cute.

>>46401604
You think it's good? That's wonderful! Than have I the surprise for you~

if evil, why cute?

>>46401580
Seiga didn't do shit to Miko. Miko was the one who altered her appearance in order to "fit the times." What this means is up to debate (perhaps Seiga let her know that women are held in higher respect in the modern era), but it was entirely Miko's doing.

>>46401645
>perhaps Seiga let her know that women are held in higher respect in the modern era
So you're saying Seiga gaslit and manipulated Miko into becoming a girl? That seems worse than just sabotaging the spell and turning her into a girl, or lying and saying "Sorry Miko for the ritual to work you have to become a girl sorry Miko it's just you gotta do it I need to turn you into a girl"

>>46401662
>gaslit
Is it gaslighting if Gensokyo really is a matriarchal society?

>>46401683
That's more happy coincidence. Unless Seiga was working with the Sages from the beginning to make sure everyone of note entering Gensokyo was a girl. It's all a conspiracy. This has dark implications for any anons out there with dreams of going to Gensokyo.

>>46401604
They are pretty cute in general aside the rotting evil corpse thing. They need to hop everywhere like a rabbit and i like their outfit. Also i remember reading something about them getting down and starting to count each individual piece of rice if you throw a bag at floor, but i am not sure if it was them or some other chinese zombie.

>>46401580
Seiga wanted to eat mikos babies later down the line. It would be far more traumatizing for the prince to be a woman for this purpose.
Maybe.

>>46401699
>That's more happy coincidence
What the heck do you mean, a coincidence? Gensokyo is mostly matriarchal (almost anybody and everybody of note is female), Seiga lets Miko know that the world s/he's going to awaken to is female-dominated, Miko changes appearance to be female. There's no coincidence here, just regular-ass cause and effect and a reasonable decision on Miko's part. Shikai allows you to freely modify your physical body. Why not do it in an advantageous way?

Futo didn't, but Futo already had the advantage of the sexiest legs in a thousand years and a thousand miles around.

>>46402112
no

Which chinese hu would you do

>>46402112
YES

>>46402339
NO

>>46402372
MAYBE

>>46402372
WEAR YOUR TALISMAN

>>46402203
I want to be Meiling!

>>46402377
make me

>>46402339

>>46401440
Another transsexual thread, wow. You're turning this into a general now?
Last thread:
>>46041613

>>46404164
He wants the girl TO himself, not to be her. Learn to read asshat.

You want to stay a boy so badly? Alright, but you're going to need to beat ALL of the china girls at mahjong. Otherwise you are becoming woman. If you don't know mahjong that's a skill issue on your part.

>>46401683
Is it? The Dragon God is supposed to be the biggest motherfucker around. Whether the sages are masterminds behind Gensokyo's dealing or the lizard's janitors is up to debate.
Implying if it does show it won't be a cute girl, but shush.

Would it be ok to marry Seiga?

>>46406051
>You're going to need to beat ALL of the china girls at mahjong. Otherwise you are becoming woman.
I'm not even your target audience, but you have my interests.
Even if faith isn't on my side tonight and I lose, what're you even gonna do? Give me bigger boobs?

>>46406819

>>46406823
Sakuya having to teach her new Master (formerly Mistress) how to use her new manly tool...

>>46401699
>>46401683
Its not a matriarchy, its only that we only know the yooks that are cute girls

>>46406051
Actual worst case scenario, I'd have better chances in a trial by combat

>>46407132
On the plus side, at least you'll probably be a cute girl. Is that really a bad fate, especially in Gensokyo?

>>46406823
>>46407049

>>46406823
>>46407049
>>46407170
Remilia would ask if her (his) male organ is big, and Sakuya would lie and say yes. She'd probably enjoy it for the fact that it makes her breasts look large in comparison.

I want the chinese girl to BE me

>>46407162
>Is that really a bad fate, especially in Gensokyo?
I mean kinda is yeah
I'm a huge genderbend freak but I wanna fuck the toehow youkai first, not be 'em.

>>46407191
Just drink one of Eirin's funny drinks or Marisa's funny mushrooms. It's not the same but a temporary penis for fun is the most important part compared to actually being a guy. Then you can do it once, get an idea of what it's like, and then go back to being a cute youkai and doing whatever they do all day.

Imagine being Alice

>>46407287
For the average /jp/ anon, this would be a massive downgrade in social status to become Alice.

>>46407303
Suit yourself

>>46407326
I didn't say I was against it now. I'm just saying, Alice is a known weirdo. She's a creep. People would look at you oddly. But maybe it'd be nice to become Alice, revel in that, and spend lots of days playing with dolls and masturbating to the many odd fantasies she'd have. Alternatively, if Alice ended up becoming you in turn, you'd have to be very scared. She'd completely ruin your social reputation by being... Well, herself.

You guys are legit trans freaks. Everyone in Gensokyo would treat you as scum.

>>46407358
Anon it's a fetish unrelated to trans stuff. That said I want homophobic Chimata to insult me and have hate sex with me

>>46407345
Excuse me, but could you maybe avoid calling me a "creep" or telling everyone that I'm a "known weirdo"? It's not very kind of you. Maybe some of my dolls and magic abilities might seem strange to you, but there's no need to be so rude about it.

Also, I think I'll leave the "odd fantasies" part out of this, thank you very much.

>>46407366
It's a "trans"formation, it's legit two sides of the same coin.
Both sides would jump at the opportunity to magically become a girl. The only difference is that you fags claim you're different than the freaks that use surgery for a botched end result or the ones that don't but still dress like women.

>>46407383
The difference is who would jump at the chance to do it IRL. I would hope and expect that the vast majority of the people posting about it here are just words on a screen, rather than actually doing anything to attempt to turn fantasy into reality.

If I'm wrong, then I don't know what to say except "oh" and leave them to themselves.

>>46407383
That's a pretty big difference Anon.

>>46408348
To be fair, if it was done via magic I imagine people would be fairly open to it compared to what's there now since the end results are entirely different. But since magic's not really possible it's a moot point.

>>46408397
But we do have magic for turning into the chinese girl?

>>46407370
Alice is already making a great /jp/ anon!

>>46402817
NO WE'RE NOT GOING THROUGH THIS AGAIN
I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH

>>46409524
It should be the other way around, but with this anon >>46407383 physically and mentally

>>46407383
True. Funny how the special snowflakes have their own group of even more special fags that whine about how their sex change fantasy is so much different than the other guys'. Even though they act in pretty much the same way, down to pushing their mental illness on other people.

>>46407287
With Alice's reputation as it is, it seems like your best bet would be to rush to Makai and beg Shinki to take you back

>>46407287
>>46409587
>>46412858
Anon cringed as he banged on the doors of Makai, a relatively sturdy mirror. It was bad enough seeing Alice in his body, ruining what reputation he had by being... well, herself. However, what Anon really couldn't stand was being Alice herself. Just being in her body felt dirty, seeing her reflection in the mirror. He loathed that to touch himself now he would have to touch Alice's breasts, or filthy nether region. It made him feel sick. He never even wanted to be a woman! This whole sordid affair was disgraceful. And Alice hated how she could feel her mind slowly get more and more used to this body, her body. It was like he was slowly becoming more and more like Alice, and he was desperate to avoid that. Alice didn't want to fully become Alice.

Living in Gensokyo, Alice saw how people would either mock or avoid him. When Anon was a normal /jp/ anon, he was used to a fair bit of social ostracization. But this was an entirely different level. He went into the human village and saw people cross the street just to avoid being near him. Alice saw people avoid eye contact with her. And when Alice got home, she found a pair of someone's underwear that she had smuggled in from a while back ago. Alice wasn't even sure who it belong to, she forgot. Was it from a guy or a girl? She wanted to feel disgusting at this creepy act, but the day was so frustrating, all Alice could bare was to masturbate while sniffing them, and then bask in the awkward shame afterwards. That post-masturbation clarity was one of the few times when Anon could keep his mind clear.

Anon wasn't sure what to do, but she remembered that she had a mother who ruled over Makai. Maybe she knew some magic that could cure Alice of this curse and put her body back to normal! Alice desperately needed to be normal again, living like this was miserable! Anon didn't want to keep delving into her own degeneracy. Alice didn't want to be seen as a creep and weirdo. Alice didn't want to get judgmental looks just because she was touching her breasts while looking through the homes of people. It was from the outside, that was public area! She could look in if she wanted, they left the window curtains pulled, it was entirely legal! Alice sighed, she just wanted to get away from it all. She knocked again on the door to Makai, hoping Yumeko would answer the damn thing already so she could whine to her mother about how mean Gensokyo people were being to her!

Anon shook his head. What was he thinking? He was letting himself get way too afflicted by Alice. He needed to keep calm, not let his mind wander too much. HE would go to whine to his mother about how mean Gensokyo people were being to HIM. Anon sighed as he continued knocking on the mirror, proud he was able to resist falling into this body's trap with his willpower.

>>46413894
Good stuff anon! I'm sure Yumeko will open up any second now

>>46414173
I'm sure once she gets around to doing it, Shinki will be excited to have her daughter back, and Anon will be pleased to finally be able to vent with someone about all of his frustrations about trying to get a lover in Gensokyo! After all, an eligible bachelor like himself with medium-sized breasts and cutely-trimmed blonde hair should be prime dating material!

>>46411075
>down to pushing their mental illness on other people.
Right. Fortunately they're not capable of doing much other than writing fanfiction about their perceived bullies. I honestly can't wait for all these dicksuckers to die out.

>>46402817
New chapter when

>>46414304
Dude, ypu seem way too upset over this. Why not take it easy?

>>46420690
yu!

>>46408423
GIWTWM

>>46420695
ю?

>>46420969
I know this lady is evil and dangerous and will probably turn me into a jiang shi girl

But she's just so cute with those cat ears

>>46406605
>shinki
come on, she's probably at hecatia's level, if not more since she's a creator god, which is a God with a capital G

>>46421155
Shinki is a weird mom to have Alice as her weird daughter
Can she be my mom

>>46408423
I don't think it works like that

>>46420983
Don't let your dreams be memes
>>46423712
Magic never quite "works like that"

>>46423780
>Magic never quite "works like that"
How does magic work then?

>>46421139
Why do you care, though? It's going to be an identity death, you won't get to enjoy being a girl. You won't even see how do you look. Same as dying on any other way, to be honest.

>>46421155
What makes you think Hecatia is above the Dragon God? In PMiSS it's said that it can move freely through Heaven, Hell, Netherworld and Outside World so it probably has some authority over Heca if only on terms of power, and, considering it hasn't appeared in Gensokyo since it created it, I don't think ZUN's statement of Hecatia being above anyone on Gensokyo or the moon applies to it.
Now of course, it IS Akyuu so take whatever she writes with a pinch of salt, but from a narrative standpoint I don't think ZUN would introduce a character that surpasses the mysterious creator of the land out of nowhere.

>>46426563
That's why I don't like identity death. Something needs to remain of the original. Personality changes are fine, but they should still know who they are

>>46417262
Don't worry! I'm still working on it. But you might need to wait a little longer. I was supposed to get shit done today but instead decided to fuck around with FL Studio for like 3 hours.
Personally I'm more worried about Requestanon. Don't think we've heard from him at all ITT.
>>46413894
Felt a little too short beginning-wise (would've liked to know why Alice felt the need to suddenly bodyswap out of the blue) but otherwise pretty good! Really dig the protag constantly flip-flopping between her self-referential terms. Really helps push the feel and idea that he's losing it to the Margatroidism.

>>46406051
I...summon Battle Ox in Attack Position and end my turn?

Other write anon here. I forgot what my last request was because I took a longer break. Feel free to make more requests.

>>46429396
>forgot what my last request was because
IIRC it was Clownpeice
unless I got the wrong person

>>46429429
I mean, even if it wasn't that I'll still do a Clownpiece request if you want. I like her.

>>46408348
>>46408397
There is no difference because both self admitted trannies and you totally not transsexuals would take the same magical option if you were presented with one, 100%. You're simply the type that wants to be a woman but is way too lazy to actually do anything other than fantasize, coincidentally excusing yourself with the fully deserved hate and ostracization your freakshow brethren gets.
The only real difference between you guys is that you're probably not taking estrogen and you're keeping all of this from your family.

>>46429527
So you're saying that they're trannies aside from not doing literally all of the things people hate them for? So then why do you hate these people? You deserve to be Alice.

>>46430601
Except that you do all the other things people hate you for.

>>46430736
Which are?

>>46429527
You've never heard the term "paraphilia", huh.

>>46429396
Oh neat, glad you and Kiganon are still here! I'll repeat the Mystia request from last thread.
>>46430601
>You deserve to be Alice.
Might actually be the worst insult a /jp/sie can give

>>46406819
>>46406823
Well, at least she knows what a man is now.

>>46431497
>>46430601
Wait, what? What's wrong with being Alice??? Alice is cute and smart and nice.

>>46432460
I agree! Alice is incredibly cute AND smart! Just look at her in this picture!

>>46426563
nah, even if my personality and memory changes i'm still me. as long as there is an unbroken state of consciousness, it's still the same being to experience it. it's the opposite of the teleporter paradox: something identical isn't necessarly the same thing, and something different isn't necessarly a separate thing.
tl;dr identity death is hot and i want it to happen to me

>>46433247
If you are replaced in body mind and soul then it's hard to argue that you're you.

>>46433247
You make an interesting point and I think I can see the appeal a little better. Still can't help but find it preferable when some remnant is left, even if it's something petty like a hobby.

>>46432460
>>46432882
Alice is a pervert, a weirdo, a deviant, a creep, a molester, and she plays with dolls.

>>46429396
The one request from last thread involving Akyuu turning into a filthy semen-harvesting fairy sounded pretty good, but we might be overdoing it on the fairy content so may I suggest a poor unlucky sap being body swapped with an "evil"hu(i.e Ibaraki-Douji, Yuuma, Yuuka, Flandre, Yoshika) and getting toyed with?

Which Touhous would be the worst to become? My argument would be Letty, you'd only be powerful for one fourth of the year and then a complete joke the rest of it, and you'd be fat. Turning into a woman is bad enough, but a fat one would be even worse.

>>46440194
I agree that being stuck in a seasonal spirit would suck, but being a fat man getting turned to a fat woman would be a sidegrade at worst.

>>46440405
Not all of us take such poor care of our bodies anon.

>>46441776
I know, I am a terrible person and I need to be punished.

>>46441797
I say we hang you out by the clothesline & sizzle you with scolding hot stones

>>46441897
I-I'm not sure if a mere clothesline will be able to handle my corpus anon...

>>46441797
Well it's not going to be by becoming a fat touhou. Leave that for those of us who could actually appreciate the downgrade of becoming so.

If I were Alice I'd let /jp/ anons fuck me for money

>>46443279
You'd run out of money really quickly, there's no way Alice has saved up enough money to pay men to fuck for. You may be able to have enough for a /jp/ anon to finger you but that'd be it.

>>46443296
maybe her mom would arrange payment ahead of time, as a charity

>>46443325
Alice's mom paying a guy to be friends with her daughter, who is actually a /jp/ anon from another far-away place trapped in Alice's body? Isn't this just Chris-chan's life story?

>>46440194
Zanmu. What's the point of becoming a Touhou if you turn into the one that is smelly, is unpopular, has ugly clothes and probably a dick already?

>>46427050
Zun-sama has said that Hecatia beats anything Gensokyo has to offer, and that statement includes the Dragon God
>it can move freely
So? That doesn't really mean anything actually. And interestingly enough, it doesn't say anything about Makai (which exists in the actual canon, just probably not in the same way as PC-98). Maybe Shinki isn't putting up with the Dragon God for some reason?
>spoiler
the Dragon God didn't create Gensokyo, the sages did, he just appeared shortly after its creation (with the Hakurei Barrier), flexed over the three jobbers, and went back to the heavens (or sea). he wouldn't have dared to do that to Hecatia and Shinki

>>46443636
Anon finds himself in Hell, not due to sin or even a death, but a minor clerical error. However, before Eiki can sort through the mistake, Zanmu decides to take matters into her own hands and "handle it personally". She then ends up tossing you to Hisami, with the hopes that, if the yomotsu-shikome is too busy with you, she won't bother Zanmu as much.

Hisami isn't too interested, at first. But she won't throw you away or anything. You were given to her by the amazing and wonderful Zanmu-sama. And then, Hisami has an idea. What if you dyed your hair black? What if you wore the right clothes? What if you were a bit shorter? What if we replaced those genitals with something more Zanmu-accurate? And of course, there'll need to be breasts (but not big breasts, Hisami knows her exact breast size by memory, and they're on the smaller side!) Zanmu's butt though is pretty big, and that's an important detail. And the scent! Zanmu-sama has a VERY specific smell to her, it must be replicated! Eirin has some magic drugs, what if she force-fed them to you to change your body into something more fitting?

It's far from the worse life. Sure, you have to act like an entirely different person (or more specifically, Hisami's idealized version of said person), but at least you get treated fairly nice when you stay in character. And the super tall youkai babe does have nice tits. Sure, it sucks not being a guy and memories of who you were being so fuzzy (you don't remember your real name anymore. You know you're not Zanmu, but referring to yourself by any other name seems queer) but nothing is perfect. Plus, now the real Zanmu can focus so much more efficiently on her work! And of course, Hisami has her own Zanmu to play with everyday! Everyone wins, right?

Perhaps, in a rare trip to Gensokyo, Zanmu might tell of the success of this plan to someone, and a certain bunny plagued by a scary vengeful spirit might overhear it, and decide to copy it.

>>46443689
lmao I didn't expected becoming a Zanmu body double had so much potential, I guess being pampered by Hisami wouldn't be that bad. And it raises the possibility of the "real" Zanmu's origins being similar, she CANONICALLY was a human guy once....

>>46443689
zanmu's clothes look pretty comfortable
she can just tape a picture of her over my face or something though

>>46443744
What makes you think Hisami would just cheap out like that?

>>46443861
it's more humorous when zanmu walks in

>>46443689
Stop posting your degenerate fapfics on the internet Hisami.

>>46443910
Sorry, you're wearing the shorts. You're growing out your hair. You're becoming Zanmutwo. You'll grow to like it.

>>46444612
>Zanmutwo
>Not Zantwo
One
Job

>>46444621
Shortening or omitting any part of Zanmu is a capital offense

Actually, being Zanmu is fine. I don't care anymore.

>>46443689
>>46443725
>>46444963
Originally I was going to pitch turning the OG Zanmu into a /jp/ anon like Megumu so you could take up her mantle and become a big wig in Hell, but I figured Hisami would probably have an issue with that.

So instead you could turn Hisami into a /jp/ anon instead. Then she'd be too pathetic to really do anything. And then turn Zanmu into Hisami so you can keep your devoted big titty fangirl, and replace the original Zanmu. And there's something poetic about Zanmu turning into a girl who annoys her and fawning over her replacement. Falling a victim to her own machinations.

Imagine getting turned into this

>>46447381
Someone certainly wants to BE the chinese girl

>>46447381
Big sis Meiling!

>>46447381
I'd rather be cute thank you very much

Don't you guys have lives and stuff? If you turn into a Touhou you'd lose access to your old life, your family and your friends

>>46450502
>family
>friends
I doubt it would affect anyone.
Let me do it:
If you turn into a 2hu you'd lose access to your porn, your games and all your rp partners on 4chan and discord.

>>46450630
Fuck no man that's cruel

Okay, that's cool and all, but imagine getting turned into Meiling pubes version

https://files.catbox.moe/c09hgj.png

>>46450630
>>46450502

Doesn't sounds that bad. Unless you get turned into Mokou, Kaguya or Eirin, that's the stuff of nightmares.

>>46451513
Being immortal sounds horrifying

>>46451630
Dude just fucking masturbate lmao the real downside is if you become kaguya, you become a stinky neet, if you become mokou you become a stinky hobo, and if you become eirin you become an old lady

>>46440194
If they count, a nameless lesser fairy. Too weak to be given the time of day by anyone, considered a pest that will be chased out of most notable locations. Even if you keep your memories, most actual knowledge will be zapped out of your head because fairy brain. You might remember you knew something called "Arith-mah-tick" but you'd never be able to do a division problem again. Respawning is a nice asset, but your life would be considered practically worthless by many in return and you'd be at risk of being used as target practice, test subject, or onahole without so much as a "nice to meet you." You'd likely forget about bad stuff that happened to you pretty quickly, but still. You'd only have millennia of mindless frolicking and dumb pranks with whatever other nameless fairies you end up living near to look forward to, broken up by the occasional incident, where you shoot off one or two danmaku bullets before being squashed by a main character. Becoming a fairy maid would probably be your best path.

>>46452284
You would become a cum dumpster like all fairies canonically are

>>46452284
That doesn't sound that bad honestly. Head empty so can't be sad. Just have fun and play all day, and occasionally be an onahole.

>>46452400
What does ocassionally being an onahole mean?

>>46452413
There is a permanent, terrible state of gender imbalance within the human population in Gensokyo! About 5% of men and 20% of women routinely get ABDUCTED by youkai or worse, WILLINGLY consort and BREED with them! There is simply not enough human women for everybody in the Human Village!

This leads the males retorting to DEVIANT measures to satisfy their understandable carnal urges! Faeries are to most common target because they are so weak that humans can overpower them! However, the average fairy is too small to accomodate the average male p*nis! They suffer greatly, sometimes even DIE from this! This TAINTS the souls of the men involved!

Sometimes gangs of men abduct and GANG-R*PE the larger fairies! They are closer the human physiognomy but only suffer more for this as they are ABUSED for days or even WEEKS untill they expire!

And sometimes these gans even succesfully overpower young youkai maidens, but I do not even want to go to the details...

>>46452806
Since when was the human village india?

>>46453123
It's not! India is just a sad example of what happens in societies with such a radical gender imbalance!

>>46452806
This is propaganda crafted by Akyuu in order to scare people away from becoming fairies. Quite the contrary, Gensokyo is largely female dominated, not just with youkai but in the human village as well! Human males are getting harder and harder to find, but everybody wants one! And once a youkai gets herself a human boy to kidnap and make a husband, she never lets him go! This makes human girls have a very difficult job, made even worse by fairies! Fairies are just so cute and charming, that the few remaining human men will chase them into the forest!

Akyuu wants that human male seed to secure the next generation of not just the Hieda family but of human girls in the village as well! She wants to make sure her next incarnation will have a Kosuzu of their own! Akyuu was a man a few times in her past life, she knows how men like you think! You'll either want to be the fairy or use the fairy! And Akyuu can't have that!

I'm going to start slapping ofuda on the pussies of youkai if those ladies can't behave themselves.

>>46453589
Anon, unfortunately your views are derived from an erotic comic that is full of illustrations of DEVIANT s*xual acts! Noble Akyuu and sweet Kosuzu would never act like they are depicted in that PERVERSE collection of imagery! And fearies would run in terror from any human male attempting coitus with them!! Please do not be mislead by products of such LIBIDINAL DELUSIONS!
>>46453619
I apreciate the sentiment, Miss Reimu, but the youkai females are not even the core of the problems! It's the males! Attached is a picture of a below average Tengu female! See how handsome she looks? Now imagine how handsome even the most plain of the males are! Add to this their speed, POWER and GIFT OF FLIGHT and you have human women WILLINGLY going to the mountains to consort with the Tengu! The only reason Gensokyo is not overrun by human-tengu hybrids is that these women are reduced to S*X SLAVERY and their hybrid offspring are thrown off the cliffs for sadistic amusement of the tengu!!!! This is an outrageous situation!!!!!

>>46454156
>Now imagine how handsome even the most plain of the males are!
This is the average youkai man. And there's like 3 of them. Nice try.

>>46454576
T-that's not at all how Rinnosuke looks! That's some s*xual DEVIANT's fantasy!

>>46454754
Why is Akyuu and her followers so scared of a masculine man like this?

>>46454576
>>46454931
Nice Tits.

>>46454931
Yeah, not into this gay shit. Put a shirt on, no one wants to see a guy with his massive milkers just hanging out like that, sagging all over the place.

>>46454969
Now this is nicer, who doesn't love a pretty woman? With her broad shoulders, tight pecs, and strong muscles. This is what all shrine maidens should be striving for, the peak of femininity! She's the kind of woman you'd be nervous about asking on a date, she just has such a classical Japanese woman charm to her!

>>46452400
Now that you mention it, I guess it could be worse, huh? If you're alright with never being relevant to or even having a conversation with anyone important, fairies do probably have the most carefree lives with the exception of Koishi. I guess I can see the appeal in thousands of years spent just playing, pranking, and potentially semen harvesting if you're one of THOSE fairies.

>>46454969
malehus are hot and I'm tired of pretending they're not

>>46455101
Male? Reimu is a girl, are you blind or something?

>>46454931
W-w-what sort of TRICKERY are you trying to play on us!?

>>46455177
There's no trickery here, just a half-youkai man in the flesh.

>>46455046
All fairies harvest semen so I don't know what you mean by "THOSE fairies"

>>46454576
2>1>>3>>>>>4

>>46455186
Noooooo that doesn't even look like Rinnosuke...
>>46455203
Anon faeries are simple minded innocent nature spirits they do not crave such things...

I want to be Reimu so I can be molested by youkai girls

Man waiting for a story update has changed most of you all

>>46455203
I'm sure a /jp/sie-turned-fairy would be able to ignore that part of the lifestyle if preferred. It's not like semen is a physical need or addictive substance for fairies, right?

>>46457679
the science is still out on that one

>>46457679
Have you seen the people here? /jp/sies say they're straight and not perverts, but they'd be the first to jump at the opportunity to be an onahole first chance they get if they turned into a fairy

Guys make the best girls, and girls make the best guys. But why?

>>46454576
>>46455219
2>4>>1>>3
Mutual gender bender is good, but reality change can be interesting too, though I prefer if the person remembers what's supposed to be as opposed to complete identity death. Others are just kinda bland.

>>46407303
>For the average /jp/ anon, this would be a massive down grade in social status
>>46407345
>is a known weirdo.
>a creep
>People would look at you oddly
what would have changed?

>>46458011
Whatever you think of a /jp/ anon, Alice is worse. She steals people's underwear, she masturbates in public, she stalks people, she misinterprets every social cue, she plays with dolls, she doesn't shower that often, it's really bad anon. We avoid Alice for a reason. Everyone but her mother does.

The Chinese girl has accidentally the Chinese girl!

>>46458028
How come she seems so badass in SWR

>>46459086
Nothing about Alice is badass. She may try to say she's been on the wrong side of the law to sound cool, but getting a restraining order is the opposite of cool.

>>46458028
Is this really true, anon?

>>46459812
Who are you going to trust, a sweaty creepy pervert virgin, or a /jp/ anon?

>>46460598
I don't know, anon...Alice just doesn't strike me as someone who would do all those things...but I suppose you can't smell her through the screen either...and I asked one of my friends who knows Touhou lore better than me and got told that Alice also regularly wets her bed when sleeping!? That woman sounds severely traumatized! Is there any hope for her? Would even a kind, caring, patient, loving partner cure her of stalking, panty thieving and public masturbation or is she too far gone??

>>46460980
Read >>46413894
Alice will steal your body and, if you're not smrt enough to run, she'll probably violate you right then and there. You can't fix her, I don't know why you would even entertain the idea.

>>46461299
Why would she try to steal my body????
>I don't know why you would even entertain the idea
Broken women make my heart throb, anon...I admit, this has caused much gried to me during my life.

>>46443689
>>46446521
This is so hot. Zanmu turning into her own deranged fangirl would make me diamonds.

>>46461322
Because she's a pervert duh

>>46463538
Is she truly such a pervert that she would resort to body snatching??? I find all this quite hard to believe anon...

>>46463544
Seiga is more likely to do that but yeah

>>46463544
>>46463575
Honestly, being body snatched by some evil cunt and forced to adapt and pick up the pieces sounds more interesting than just being transformed, I think.

Desperate pervert Alice doesn't quite fall under that, though. Especially if it just turns into rape after.

>>46463984
alice just wants another puppet

>>46463984
>Especially if it just turns into rape after.
A-are you saying Alice would put my mind into her body and take over my body and then f-fuck her body with my body..!?

>>46463988
That is also more interesting than most of the alternatives presented in this thread so far.

>>46463995
I'm not, but somebody else did, so I commented on it. I don't think it's terribly exciting, myself.

>>46463988
Hey, I've read this one before! I liked this one, a rare happy(?) end

>>46463575
Why would Seiga steal some guy's body? She has the looks already, and if she wanted to she could've changed her body on her own ages ago. I don't think Seiga would want to be a guy and would see it as a huge downgrade.

That said she turned Miko into a girl so she clearly has a penchant for messing with the body's of other people. She would probably fuck with your body or other people's, just not involve herself.

>>46407183
stirner-sama is that you?

>>46464504
How would she fuck with your body?

>>46464747
she does need a steady supply of fetuses for her magic

>>46464747
Most likely she'd turn you into a girl for her own personal amusement. Or she'd make you a Jiang-shi, a dumb eternally loyal servant to her. She could probably do even more extreme magic if need be, but I don't think she'd do that unless you really ticked her off. And it seems pretty hard to make Seiga angry, she's a fairly relaxed and friendly lady despite being evil.

So, unless you intentionally try to push Seiga to get some bad ending (and you'd have to try very hard, if she knew you wanted her to transform you she'd probably just find it amusing and your attempts to taunt her would fall flat and backfire), you can at least take comfort in knowing there are worse fates than just turning into a cute girl, or becoming an undead servant.

>>46464786
Seiga is evil enough that she'd turn you into Alice just for the fun of it, so be aware.

>>46464867
>Seiga turns you into Alice for shits and giggles
>The real Alice puppets you because she thinks that being thought of as a narcissist is better than having two of her running around

There are worse fates.

>>46406051
How many times do I need to rewatch Akagi to git gud?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NksGzQERbc

>>46464926
just dress in monochrome clothing and call yourself "Mabel" and you'll be fine

>>46471220
Shanghai, that isn't how you make an Alice! You should ask nicely first!

Man, waiting for the next writefag delivery after that god-tier Megumu story is painful

>>46474672
>god-tier Megumu story
Link?

>>46478535
https://rentry.org/ao5t6fym

Is it better to become your favorite Touhou, or become your favorite Touhou's best friend?

>>46484125
Become her best friend through kindness and befriending her, or literally turning into her best friend?

>>46484125
I think that would depend on what it is you like about your favorite, and the value you place on being able to interact with them

>>46488827
The bigger a touhou's breasts, the more trustworthy she is

>>46493232
How "trustworthy" is too "trustworthy" and how "trustworthy" would you like to be?

I LOVE MEILING

>>46493648
I want to be a very trustworthy person, I want to perform good deeds and have it so everyone knows I'm a kind and trustworthy person!

>>46494381
So you want to have big boobs?

>>46455158
I want a malehu to have some important role so badly... I just want ZUN to make a new series of albums about a charismatic male character similar to Maribel & Renko.

>>46494432
Seiga rewarding her most recent toy discovery who proves to be a genuinely kind person by turning him into a girl with massive tits (how this is supposed to reward him is anyone's guess)

>>46494542
Be the malehu you wanna see

>>46471220
A truly awful fate

>>46471220
Me on the left

What if you became a hag?

>>46507534
Is this what happens when you lose your last continue to Kanako in MoF

>>46507639
At least you didn't lose to the sweet potato, so there's that. Though I question if being a hag of a goddess is much better

>>46507534
Sounds pretty boring, don't think you'd have the energy to do much.

>>46507534
>>46513296
Anon grumbled as he woke up. Well, wake up was a strong word. Ever since he had become Kanako, he struggled to get much sleep, yet always felt very tired. His dreams rarely came to him, just moments where he'd lay in bed and it eventually changed time, and then the struggle to actually get out of the bed.

Anon's feet fell off the side as he slowly stood up. This body was actually bigger than his old one, and not just in height unfortunately. These breasts were heavy and big, but they sagged a notable bit. Maybe when Anon was still a man he would've found them hot, but it was difficult for Anon to tell, since unfortunately this body didn't get any reaction out of women. The breasts in front of him just made him self-conscious about how they sagged, and a bit jealous of Sanae and Suwako. It didn't help that they hurt his back some. Similarly, his thighs, midsection, and butt were too also larger than he felt comfortable with. A fat butt and muffintop? This was nothing at all like his anime porn pics he idealized.

Anon stretched the arms and legs of this body, cringing slightly when he heard a creak. Being a woman kinda sucked, but he wished he could've at least been a younger woman. Sanae would've been better, she was closer to his age anyways. Kanako though, she was a millenia old goddess, and her body felt like it. It didn't help that Kanako was actually expected to do things, work and plan around the shrine. These things seem to come naturally for Anon, perhaps it was something with the body, but he didn't have any issues with scheming and manipulating.

What Anon did have issues with, however, was this body's attraction to men. And simultaneously, its inability to interact with them. The moment he would try to interact with a man on any topic that wasn't strictly business, his body would begin to get sweaty, and his words would stutter. At first, Anon thought it was just a weird flu. But it happened again. And again. Then Anon realized that this body wasn't just of an old woman. It was of an old woman who was a virgin and hopeless around men and romance.

When Sanae later that day brought in a young man, barely legal, who wanted to meet with Kanako and personally thank her for bringing prosperity to his sick mother, Anon had to excuse himself to his private room. Anon wasn't gay, not in the slightest! He told himself he still liked boobs and... girls and that stuff. But tonight, he'd tell Sanae he was feeling tired and to send the boy home to come back another time. All the while Anon would masturbate in his soaking wet hole, fantasizing about the young boy taking him right then and there and making him a proper motherly goddess! He'd just have to make the right move! ... Next time they met, for sure. That time will be different, definitely!

>>46514813

>>46514813
lmao this is the most devastating critique of Kanako disguised as a becoming a 2hu story.

>>46515102
It's not a critique. It's simply the accurate depiction of life as a sweaty old hag with no romantic experience. At least you can enjoy having big tits I guess.

>>46514813
>barely legal
define that by Gensokyo's standarts

>>46516878
It can range from real world barely legal, to Sanae bait. Whatever you think makes Kanako's body wetter.

>>46402203

all of them

Anon hated being Seiga Kaku. He had posted "I want to be the chinese girl" only as a joke, yet now he was somehow stuck living in this new reality.

It wasn't her body that Anon hated. Seiga may have been in her 30s when she became immortal, but she was remarkably healthy looking, with smooth, clear skin and well-refined features. Her breasts and buttocks were perky and her feet smooth. Whatever signs of maturity she displayed only gave her an aura of authority. Anon quite enjoyed the new body he was in, sometimes admiring it in front of a large mirror. He was fascinated by Seiga's bright blue eyes and hair. Even her pubes were blue!

Anon didn't hate Seiga's status either. Seiga had been respected and feared, had a loyal servant in Yoshika, powerful friends in Futo and Miko and several disciplines catering to her and her friend's needs. Anon also quite enjoyed this, not being used to such respect and attention.

What Anon hated was the fact that Seiga Kaku was an extreme sexual deviant, the kind for which the word "pervert" does not do justice. And he could feel Seiga's perversion growing onto him, like weeds pushing roots through his skull.

Seiga's necrophilia was the least of it, as disgusting as it was. Yoshika's presence had horrified Anon at first, and Yoshika had sensed it. The unholy creation had some kind of a mind of it's own and had pouted and asked Anon if she had done something to upset Seiga. It was heartbreaking, and Anon feared that somebody would realize he was not really Seiga.

Eventually Anon allowed the creature back into the bed with him, and as time went on and sexual frustration mounted, he caved in and ordered the jiang shi to cater to his needs. At first it was confusing and bizarre, the corpse girl using her tongue and a strap-on Seiga had constucted on him felt alien. But soon enough he found the pleasure in it and started feeling more and more fond of the creature, coming the see her much like Seiga had.

If Seiga's interest was limited to Yoshika Anon could have handled it, but no. Seiga was omnivorous and hypersexual. There was no young man or maiden barely of age or a grandfather or crone too old that Seiga did not harbor some perverse thought towards them.

What made this even worse was that Seiga could pass through walls and viewed sex as a way to steal the life force of others. Anon was cursed with memories of Seiga sneaking into people's houses during the night. Seiga had developed sublte techniques for having sex with sleeping men so that they would not awake during the act. With women she had been more straightforward, simply stradling herself on their faces, relishing their struggle as they woke up in terror to find Seiga's pussy pressing against their mouth.

Not even her friends were safe, and there was a good reason why both Futo's and Miko's chambers had powerful magical protection to prevent Seiga from entering through the walls at night. In particular Seiga had been obsessed with the idea that Miko might have retained her boy bits from the time she was still known as Prince Shotoku.

As much as anon hated these memories and struggled to not act like Seiga, there was something he hated even more.

It was dealing with the disciplines.

The Taoists believed that a man should ejaculate only a seven times year, and Seiga enforced this rule ruthlessly on her male disciplines. Seiga had devised a plethora of perverse rewards and punishments for doing this, and as the leader of spiritual teacher of the Taoist circle Anon had no choice but to follow these practices.

He is supposed to relieve one of the disciplines today. He feels pity for the discipline, from one man to another. Today will be a special day for the student of the arts.

The discipline enters the chamber and is confused to see Yoshika there with Anon.
"You have been a good student and are permitted to relieve yourself using Yoshika", Anon says.

Anon doesn't understand why the discipline looks so confused and hesitant. "A-a-are y-you sure, Lady Kaku?", he stammers out.
"Would you rather I insert the rod into you again!?", Anon finds himself snapping out.
"I will do as the lady desires!", the discipline yelps, dropping onto his knees.
"Then you will fuck the jiang shi!"

As Anon watches the student having sex with his servant, he finds himself unexpectedly aroused. Surely this is an act of mercy from one man to another, offering the body of his lovely servant for comfort? Surely this isn't just another of Seiga's perversions?

>>46518295
Kanako Anon can't get any sex. Seiga anon can't get enough sex. Together they form a yin-yang, embodying what it truly means to understand Eastern philosophies and religions.

But Kanako anon has it worse, Necrophilia isn't so bad when it's with a cute Jiangshi

>>46519202
but the question remains
what's happening with the Rabbit Anons?

>>46474672
Apologies for this thread being a little dry. I feel it's party my fault for taking such an unprecedented hiatus (thanks, scatterbrainism!). I'm slowly gettin' back into it so I hope I can get the next part out before the thread reaches bump limit
>>46514813
>>46518295
That's some good shit! Thank you for the writeups. Glad to see Seiga continue the tradition of the 'hu in the OP getting a story.
I'm also starting to think old ladies might be my weakpoint. I was so invested in the Kanako story that I legitimately got a little mad when it had to end. Absolutely going in my Top 5.

>>46452284
The fairys are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We youkai who have failed, or the humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an fairy wouldn’t even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.

>>46519219
Anon grumbled as he tugged at the collar of his dress. It wasn't a particularly hot day, but when you're carrying a set of twins in your belly, everything feels uncomfortably warm.

Now, it wasn't as if Anon always had these twins, obviously. At first he was pretty excited to find himself in Gensokyo, but that excitement dimmed when he realized two seconds later there was a big pair of ears on his head and a par of breasts on his chest, and his pair of testicles absent and presumably long-gone. Still, there were probably worse fates than being Seiran. At least he wasn't the fat bunny, right? Maybe he could work with this. Plus, he had read a few yuri stories in his day, maybe he could still live out that fantasy.

Making dango and setting up a stall for it was surprising enjoyable. It... probably wasn't Seiran's body influencing him, he just really liked making dango and selling it to people. Could this body influence him in those kinds of ways? That part was an unknown, though many things were an unknown at the moment. For now, things were looking up! That was until one day, when he ended up getting a strange new visitor to his stall.

This visitor was just a normal human guy, young but not childlike, healthy but not muscular, just a completely average guy. After a short conversation, Anon was able to pick up on something - this person was a fellow outsider like him! However, unlike Anon who ended up turning into Seiran, this guy just got spirited in here. He didn't lose his penis, he was getting the proper Gensokyo isekai experience! If Anon was Parsee she'd be overwhelmed with jealousy, but for now Anon just kept his cool, and sold him dango with a smile.

The outsider didn't just stop that one time though. The outsider returned the next day. And the next. Anon was proud at first, after all his dango usually didn't sell as well as his rival Ringo's, so this was proof that he was clearly doing something right. However, it became clear that there was an ulterior motive to the outsider's visits. He would compliment Anon about his dress, how he had done up his hair, his dango (naturally), and how sweet his smile look. These compliments made Anon blush, a perfectly natural reaction that anyone would have, but Anon knew that this outsider was trying to live out what was originally his own fantasy - dating and marrying your favorite Touhou so you can have sex with her. Anon wasn't gay, not in the slightest. He still had his yuri plan which... Well, he hadn't really done anything yet. He wasn't feeling the same interest in women he had felt before, something Anon had chalked up to a side-effect of suddenly changing bodies. Once things felt more comfortable, he'd totally go out and bang chicks and stuff. Right now though, he needed to concentrate on letting this poor bloke of an outsider know he was off the menu. Anon wasn't going to do any gay shit, none at all.

>>46520134
Anon clung to the outsider as they walked through the festival, enjoying the atmosphere of the night and lights all around. His plan to sternly turn the outsider away kind of went a bit awry. He tried, he really did mind you! He had rehearsed a speech and everything! He was going to send the message that he wasn't looking for any male companionship or anything of that sort, so the outsider would just need to give up and go bug some other rabbit. Unfortunately, before Anon could deliver his speech, the outsider presented him with a confession of love, and a desire to go on a date together to the local festival. Anon's heart fluttered, and he tried to find his words. He knew of the outsider's crush, sure, but to get an outright confession was a bit... He hadn't ever experienced that before, the speech of rejection he had rehearsed so many times in his head evaporated, and all Anon could do was say yes. Mind you, this wasn't because he wanted to fuck guys or anything, it was purely out of politeness. It would've been devastating to destroy the hopeless sap right there with his rejection, the least Anon could do was give him one date. A short little fantasy before he set things straight. Anon took his time picking the right yukata, asking Ringo for advice on the best looking one, and then ignoring her advice when the fat bunny picked the one with mochi on it. Of course she would pick that, did food ever leave her mind? But then again, it did compliment her eyes, and the outsider had mentioned before how beautiful they looked...

The night at the festival was a true day of bliss, as the couple looked through all the stalls and played some of the games. Anon actually was planning to open a stall tonight, but... Somehow this seemed more important. Letting the dumb outsider live out his fantasy, that is. What kind of person picks Seiran of all touhous to pursue anyways? If you were a bunny nut, why not pick Reisen, or Tewi? These cynical thoughts always stuck in Anon's mind, but they kept getting harder and harder to hear throughout the night. When the outsider would buy the two a candied apple to share. When the outsider would try and win a big stuffed kappa for Anon, only to fail, and then Anon himself to win the prize and give it to the outsider! Watching the fireworks together on the open field, holding hands together. Making some light casual jokes at each others' expense and laughing together in the night. And when the outsider held Anon close to him, Anon's face nuzzling his collarbone... A small voice in the back of Anon's head thought that this outsider better thank him for putting up with this gay charade, but Anon couldn't hear it at all. Not through the fireworks, not through the laughter around them, and not through the outsider's beating heart.

Some time had passed, and the outsider continued to visit the stall daily, every now and then offering to bring Anon on a date. Every time Anon would say yes, excited for what new experiences they'd discover together. Anon was still probably going to break up with the outsider and let him know he wasn't gay, he was still going to go after women and do... stuff he guessed. There just was never really a good time to do this. The outsider would be too happy some days, and Anon wouldn't want to crush his spirit. He'd be too busy with customers other days, and just not have the time to have such an important talk. He'd get a bad fortune from the shrine, advising him not to do anything risky. Sometimes the two lovers would just get lost in conversation together, and the hours would pass, and the whole thing would slip Anon's mind.

>>46520146
This week though, Anon wouldn't even have the opportunity to ponder how he'd break up with the outsider. He woke up in a sweat, his whole body feeling uncomfortable, awkward, sweaty, and sensitive. Every movement seemed to send shivers up his spine and... strange feelings down there. Speaking of that area, it was practically a flood. Anon's breath was heavy as he went over to Ringo and begged to know what the hell was happening to him. Ringo just laughed though the moment she heard Anon describe his symptoms. "What did you expect to happen when you became someone's love bunny?" Anon bickered and yelled at the snickering rabbit as she closed the door, what the hell was she talking about!? The outsider just happened to overhear his lover's voice from the path, and decided to approach her, asking what was wrong.

When the outsider put a hand on Anon's shoulders, he turned around and came face-to-face with him. For a brief moment, Anon realized what was actually happening to his body. He also realized he would be powerless to stop what was happening next. Still, Anon's mind raced. Public indecency was frowned upon in Gensokyo, and he still had enough self-control to not break the village's law! Mustering all of his strength and fighting against his hot-and-bothered existence, Anon desperately tried to say he was feeling sick, and was just about to head out. Right at that moment, Ringo opened the door, proudly announced she was heading out, and if anyone needed to rest in her hou-

Ringo didn't even get to finish her sentence before Anon grabbed the outsider's hand and dragged him inside Ringo's house. Anon ignored the laughter outsider as they darted to the bedroom. For moon rabbits, in order to maintain a proper military and slave force, they had been designed to repress their more primal urges. However, once their body's figured out that they had a mate, this repression turned off completely, and the bunny's sexual thirst would be left completely uncontrolled. In short, once a moon rabbit had a mate, they would get in heat easily and frequently. How did you think so many rabbits ended up on the moon? The outsider was shocked at first, but quickly took the role of the lead. He managed to be firm, yet gentle. His arms entangled themselves around Anon's bunny body, as both seemed desperate to press themselves into each other. Anon craved the taste of his mate, his scent, everything about him. Missionary, lotus position, they tried several things together, and while both were inexperienced, it still ended up being a blissful union, as the two physically became one. And as his moon rabbit instincts kicked in, Anon made certain to leglock the outsider so not a drop of his essence was wasted. After what felt like hours and the two making a mess of Ringo's bedroom, as the outsider held Anon from behind, Anon had to face one unfortunately - He was probably a little gay.

After a few days of this, the end result would be plain to anyone. Once the couple had the news from Eirin herself, the two decided the only proper thing to do would be to hold a wedding ceremony. The plan was to have a small ceremony, something private, but as the lovers arrived at the shrine, they had their expectations subverted. Ringo seemed to have round up many of their friends to celebrate, the blabbermouth nosy busy-body she was. Touhous that each had befriended, friendly faces from the village, regular customers to Seiran's dango stand, everyone had gathered to wish the couple a bright and happy future. Anon did his best to remain composed and cool and accept everyone's congratulations but... Seiran's body was a crybaby, Anon couldn't control that. It took Reimu (gently) scolding the rabbit to get him to come back to reality. Normally, Reimu would disapprove of these human and youkai unions, but at least the crowd around had loose pockets from the revelry.

That was two years ago. Anon stood at his dango stand, waving a fan to keep himself cool and debating if he should take the bandana off of his head. Some might argue that a pregnant mother shouldn't be working this hard, but this dango stand was Anon's passion. Besides, this wasn't Anon's first rodeo. He was on his third pregnancy now, and he knew he still had a few more good days of work to go before he'd have to take a break proper from the stand. The only issue was that twins seemed to take a lot more out of him than the previous pregnancies.

Anon looked out and saw a familiar face making his way towards the stand, a stroller carrying two beautiful young girls, excited to visit their mother while she was at work. This wasn't how Anon had hoped to be in Gensokyo, not in the slightest. And yet... He had trouble imagining how he could've ever been happier on any path but this one.

>>46520157
Anon finally got those half-youkai children he probably wanted! Might not have expected to be contributing the youkai genes, but ah well. Great stuff here

>>46519202
Haha, Seiga getting "enough sex" would probably be viewed as some kind of a war crime in our world and Anon is a good, kind-hearted anon, he would never do such a thing...
>>46519594
Thanks. It's been a very long time since I've written anything like that, but since others were writing I thought I'd chime in...it was a bit weird that Seiga wasn't getting her turn in a thread with her picture on it.
>>46520157
Very wholesome.

what if an anon interacted with Satori?
what if an anon was Satori?

>>46521281
>Satori
Eh. Satori a cute but I'd prefer seeing something like Satori becoming >>(you) or a body swap between Anon and one of the Komeiji sisters. Their powers offer a lot of fun things you can do with transformation that I feel would be wasted with just a traditional tgtf story.
>Satori dominationloss as her ability to read minds is exchanged for the angst to debate with /jp/atrons online over if Grimsokyo or Cutesokyo is better
>Koishi stealing a cursed artifact and accidentally steals your body
>KKHTAishi possessing you
>During a 1cc of a bad danmakufu script, a strange glitch causes Satori to exchange places with gameranon

>>46521557
Body swap would be the best, poor Satori going from a small smug girl to some loser /jp/ anon, and vice versa would be fun to see. Especially if Anon is able to wield his mind powers well and become smug himself, or if he finds it hellish and doesn't know how she managed

Though this is a good post, I must ask... Who are you quoting?

>>46521281
If you mean in terms of breaking the masquerade, firstly remember that Satori stays isolated from the world at large in her mansion in former hell. She knows most people don't like her due to her mind-reading and doesn't go out of her way to involve herself in outside world affairs unless it's something big. In short, you probably wouldn't come across her.

If you somehow did, she'd have to be actually paying attention to your mind to pick it up. So if you're just in the corner of the room and she's focused on something else, you're fine and can just head out. Even if you actively thought "I don't want Satori to read my mind", it's not like she's going to decide to chase you down to find out what secret you're hiding. And that's assuming you're aware of her mind-reading. If you aren't, you probably wouldn't be thinking anything incriminating. Take a look at Seiran above, her mind isn't going to be "I was a /jp/ anon before" 24/7. Maybe in the first few days, but eventually she'll start thinking of other things once it becomes the norm. It probably wouldn't cross her mind if she ever interacted with Satori

But let's say you decide to think that you're not really who you are and you're just stuck in this Touhou's body. Satori has probably heard so many crazy bullshit things that this wouldn't phase her much. She knows about intrusive thoughts, schizos, the works. You're not breaking new ground being crazy. She'd probably just write it off as that or some trouble she wouldn't want to get involved in unless she had a reason to care. Like, for example, you're someone she's actually close to, Okuu or Orin.

I'm sure whatever incident is causing /jp/anons to turn into Touhous and vice versa has already accounted for Satori and planned accordingly.

>>46519594
Thank you for the kind words! I like old ladies too, and I'd honestly like to redo the Kanako story some. Mainly because when I wrote it I wanted to keep it short, and I thought the word limit was much shorter than it really was. And short doesn't do Kanako justice.

>>46518295
This is really fantastic, good Seiga story! I'd like to think Anon really is a goodie-two shoes, which makes the impulses Seiga has even more difficult to deal with. As for the "Men can only ejaculate 7 times", sounds like Miko ended up good after getting girled. Especially if she still kept her sword, that's prime loophole exploiting.

>>46524874
Thank you!
> I'd like to think Anon really is a goodie-two shoes, which makes the impulses Seiga has even more difficult to deal with.
It might just be that Anon's desire to be kinder to others than Seiga was will just lead hitherto unseen forms of perversion as Seiga's influence keeps on seeping into him...Anon's already thinking that forcing necrophilia onto others is kindness...
>Especially if she still kept her sword, that's prime loophole exploiting.
Seiga is very concerned that Miko not only kept her sword but is polishing it too much. The great saint can't be sputtering out her energies nilly-willy like that! Besides, it should be Seiga who gets the royal seed, she helped Miko become who she is!

>>46526473
Anon into lemotene Kig transformation please.

>>46520077
Could becoming a fairy actually be the surest route to happiness??

I legit want to hug one of you guys

>>46527303
the what now

>>46529687

I've never seen a story where fairies suffer or are miserable, just the opposite, not even in Zounoseverse

>>46529687
I got really carried away with this one https://rentry.org/6nef6u23

>>46533347
Head empty
Life good

>>46533347
I think I finally understand. Complete inability to care about or comprehend things that would cause them stress coupled with a state of being that lets them dodge any lasting negative consequences for not caring about those things. This thread has opened my eyes!

>>46533611
>>46533838
Yes, exactly! I'd imagine just the whole being reborn every spring thing would very rapidly cultivate an attidute where you don't care too much about anything. Sure mean and evil stinky Reimu might nail you into a tree with one of her banishing needles but soon enough you'll be alive and frolicking with your friends and frenemies again, so who cares?

>>46533347
>https://rentry.org/6nef6u23

Good for anon but I felt sorry for Sunny. The story implies that she had a fate worse than hell.

>>46534131
I'm sure Sunny will be able to adjust and she'll find new fairykin friends on "social media".

>>46533347
This thread was a bit of a late bloomer but holy shit we're really getting some good diamonds. In particular, the checkup scene with Eirin finding out somethings wrong via if "Sunny" got erect over her own naked body was great
>>46534131
Eh. Considering what happened to Anon in this one, I imagine she's also been able to adapt fine. Bet 5 dollars she's trolling people online now

>>46534810
Thanks anon!

I suppose I'll be dropping by in the write threads in the future too since people have been liking these so far.

>>46533992
Thinking about it more clearly, it's hard not to be jealous of that kind of life. Want to eat or drink, even if you don't have to? Just go swipe it! Want to play? So does practically every other fairy in Gensokyo! Want the onahole treatment? Just float around within grabbing range of some humans for a bit! Want a danmaku fight? Just start throwing bullets around and others will join in! Prank went too far and got you killed? You'll be laughing about it with your friends in no time!

>>46538636
>Thinking about it more clearly, it's hard not to be jealous of that kind of life.
Parsee are you seriously that desperate for jealousy you need to get people to want to become fairies?

>>46540180
I can't deny I'm jealous of how easy those little shits have it. And how comparatively carefree most 2hus lives are. Damnit, you could probably put me into Parsee and nobody would notice a difference

>>46538636
I totaly see the appeal. You won't have a "career" or "family" or "ambitions" but you really won't have the capacity to desire such things either. There are no fairy doctors or architechts or artists and whether you become someone of note seems to be down to what you are born as, but then again...you are a fairy. Do you care? No.

>>46541421
Parsee would be one of the worst Touhous to be. You'd just constantly have to choke on jealousy every minute of the day. You may be able to calm it some, but it'll never leave you. "But I'm a nice person!" So is Parsee. The constant aura of jealousy would chip away at that kindness. You'd have to constantly at best feel like you're being two-faced to your friends. That's assuming you have anyone willing to tolerate you on that level. And that's ignoring any potential romantic prospects, you have a better chance of winning the lottery than anyone who wants a constantly jealousy, needy, and damaged girlfriend.

If you become Parsee, you're cursed to be a jealous, sad, and lonely girl. And no, no one will try to "fix you", so don't even dream for it.

imagine if we all ended pranked like this, just as a joke of course!!

>>46545289
That's not a prank, that's a very expensive hobby that often leads to clout-seeking online and homosexual activities.

>>46543936
So what you're saying is someone will fix you?

>>46545289
Isn't this like exactly the plot of the Urumi fic?

>>46548702
link?

>>46549396
https://rentry.org/Godcouldyouimagine

>>46548686
Parsee and romance don't mix! Don't even try it!

>>46546775
really? i didn't know mahjong was so expensive

>>46552991
An automatic table will run you north of 1000 USD. Even a decent set of tiles is gonna be more than 50 or so at minimum.

These are one time investments as long as you take care of them, but still. That's not easy to just drop the money on, especially if you have nobody to play with.

Do you think your life would really improve if you became a Touhou?

>>46559153
It would depend on the 2hu but most likely not. There are some which would be just horrible to become. Imagine being Parsee and stuck guarding that bridge. Or turning into Komachi and finally realizing why she is so lazy.

Even some of the better ones could come with obligations that anons would struggle to live up to. Imagine waking up as Miko or Byakuren or god forbid Reimu or Yukari and not knowing how to do what you are supposed to do. Some of the transformations would be an incident, unless somehow the body remembers how to use authority and magic and how to use rituals and youkai powers. And at that point, is it even you?

But I do get why people have these fantasies, a lot of anons are very unhappy about their lives and a surprising number of guys would like to experience the best bits of being a girl for whatever reasons.

>>46560805
If you also get their powers and obligations, I pity da fool that chose to become Moko/Kaguya/Eirin.

>>46560994
Yes, one should be very careful about their desires, shouldn't they?

>>46560805
>Or turning into Komachi and finally realizing why she is so lazy.
OK but have you seen those tits? They're fucking massive, tell me you wouldn't want to get to touch those anytime you want

>>46561247
I can't deny that she doesn't have a pretty appealing physique with not only her big boobs but also those strong arms and shoulders sculpted by all the rowing...but if you were Komachi, playing with your boobs and fingering your hole in between the endless ferrying of dead souls is pretty much all you would be doing. Imagine having a really tedious job and the only way to have fun was jerking off.

Your mind will go numb and then sooner than you think you will have Eiki yelling at you because you napped for three hourse. It's not like those hentai doujins either. Eiki is your boss and does not tolerate inaproriate relations between workers. The dead souls are floaty spirit orbs and can't give you the dick. Perhaps you would develop some perverse complex where you massage your tits and crotch in front of them, imagining their reactions for an extra kick. It's a truly miserable life, Anon.

>>46561306
>It's not like those hentai doujins either. Eiki is your boss and does not tolerate inaproriate relations between workers
Let's see her say that with my tits in her face

>>46559153
Improve? Not really. Become weird, (temporarily) interesting, and quite possibly lewd? Absolutely.

It's definitely fun to think about, even if the reality would probably be far worse than advertised, especially after the novelty wears off.

>>46561364
Poor Eiki is just trying to do her job and her lazy subordinate just shoves her fat saggers in her face

>>46561364
>>46562717
Well, you two inspired me to do write something again: https://rentry.org/ferrywoman

>>46565321
fuck yeah, new writeup!
This one certainty has a unique style when compared to the others. Feels much more "shameful", I guess? I mean anybody who is the focus of these are usually humiliated but Komachifag has probably gotten the worst out of anybody so far.
>”The purpose of this Image Board is to swap out the souls of the user and a target in Gensokyo or other realms?”
y'know while this obviously isn't true, it is kinda worrying how many residents of Gensokyo and 4channel are cross contaminating with eachother. Surely this all must be just one big coincidence... right?

fuck yeah, new story!
This one certainty has a unique style when compared to the others. Feels much more "shameful", I guess? I mean anybody who is the focus of these are usually humiliated but Komachifag has probably gotten the worst out of anybody so far. Guess it's fitting considering he's stuck with the Yamaxanadu.
>”The purpose of this Image Board is to swap out the souls of the user and a target in Gensokyo or other realms?”
y'know while this obviously isn't true, it is kinda worrying how many residents of Gensokyo and 4channel have been cross contaminating with eachother recently. Surely this all must be just one big unrelated coincidence... right?

>>46565321
Not gonna lie, autistic Eiki had so much charm that I was kinda hoping she'd be able to take Komachianon up on her offer and get a good end

>>46565321
Eiki wanted those Komachi tits so badly, Anon's theory was correct, but execution flawed. Too pushy and getting on her bad side in the beginning made her panicky and hitty. Get Eiki in a good mood, go out drinking with her, than make a poorly disguised "I need advice about a friend I have a crush on" story to her, and watch her get uncomfortable and awkward when she easily figures out what's going on.

>>46566023
The whole shame and punishment thing came very easily, this is Eiki and Komachi after all. I'm actually a bit worried that the tone was too mean, but Anon isn't really meant to be specificaly any of (You) and I can't see flicking the bean at work and then harassing your own boss ending well...
>>46566087
Maybe some hundred or two years later Komachi will make a new aproach that will actually work.
>>46566611
Yes, shoving your tits into the face of your angry boss probably doesn't work, unless it was Anon who was getting a faceful of tits. Maybe Eiki could have been persuaded to romance Komachi if Komachi hadn't been perving out work, proving she can't keep private and work life separate. Sad!

>>46565321
this is the best of these stories, I love how it covers all the good parts about being Komachi but also all the bad parts like the monotone, endless job she has to do. Maybe being a 2hu is not so easy after all....

https://rentry.org/t44u3e6h

I tried my hand at a Letty story, this is the halfway point in it. I wanted to explore the actual transformation part, but I'm not particularly good at it since it's my first time, and I'm dissatisfied with the prose. I also want to change the set up, I wrote it like a month ago and think it could be done even better, though I don't know what except for something like "anon makes fun of fat 2hu and becomes fat 2hu" or something

I'm torn between finishing the story and doing the rest of the transformation, or going back to formula

>>46568016
Thanks anon. Komachi is definitively one of those 2hus whose life probably isn't so great when you think about it a bit closer. I can't disagree about her being hot though, and I think Eiki cares about her even if she thinks Komachi is lazy.
>>46568045
>since it's my first time
I thought it was very fine if this really was your first attempt!
>I also want to change the set up
I think it works just fine and
>"anon makes fun of fat 2hu and becomes fat 2hu"
You could easily incorporate this into the existing story with some edits, like Anon expressing how he enjoyed how few fat people there are in Japan, anon feeling digusted at how much food there is in the fridge, Anon seeing a chubby Letty in the mirror and so on...
>I'm torn between finishing the story
I would encourage you to finish the story. Perfect is the enemy of good, and I think the setup is as good as any, there's probably a million ways to kick off some lettyfication fic and you just have to choose one and stick with it. Then when you finish it, you have finished your first piece of fanfic, and then you can move on to the next one. It's much more satisfying to wrap things up and move on than to fiddle with them forever.

>>46565321
Eiki-sama, why have you forsaken us?

>>46568045
You had my attention at Chubby Letty.
This is pretty good for someone's first story. I was genuinely shocked when I found out that this is apparently unfinished as it actually feels pretty complete other then the abrupt ending. A scene where Lettyfag gawks at "his" new supersized hitbox is an obvious inclusion to add though.
>I also want to change the set up
This one is actually one of the best ones I've seen teebeehache. Like how it starts thanks to a Rumia chase & I'm glad it doesn't try to skim past the actual transformation process. Other then that no real complaints other then some of the descriptive choices could be phrased better (the trap aesthetic.one in particular probably could've used another draft.)

>>46559153
Honestly life in Gensokyo if you're up for the rural life and fine abandoning most modern things would be pretty nice. No taxes, no stress for most people. Sure, some oddities, but the shrine maiden and gap hag keep things balanced. Unless you're attached to the modern world or your penis, it'd be a nice change of pace. Assuming you're not stuck in a really bad 2hu

>>46581969
The Japenis have good taste when it comes to TF.
I've seen some great shit over on Pixlv

>>46568607
>>46574516
Thank you for the feedback! For the record, by first time I meant specifically the detailed transformation part. I'll try to finish it by tomorrow!
>A scene where Lettyfag gawks at "his" new supersized hitbox is an obvious inclusion to add though
The supersized hitbox is intended to be the secondhalf of the story

If I turned into a Touhou, my quest would be how fast I can find another Touhou to kiss and do stuff with

I thought we were pretty degenerate but then I found >>/jp/thread/S34007606 and honestly? This is pretty tame all things considered

>>46591521
Good lord. No, of course we are not like that, we are just some amateur writers sharing our work here for fellow anons to enjoy and comment on. Right?

>>46591521
That's gross, if I became a Touhou I'd stay pure for marriage like all Touhous

>>46581969
Honestly, Remi is a pretty decent option. You still have some semblance of luxury, complete with servants and friends. Plus the strength and resources to do more or less whatever you want, as long as you can get used to the weaknesses that come with being a vampire.

Ran decides the best fate for you would be to serve as a pair of comfy cotton socks. She smiles at you, before waving her hands and channeling magical energy towards you. She wiggles her toes in anticipation.

You feel the magic enter your body once more, the same tingle you felt during your initial shrinking overwhelming you. Only this was much more powerful. A sense of dread overwhelms you, as you look up and see the giant kitsune smirking at you deviously.

"What did you do!" You shout, not noticing your skin looking less and less like skin, but taking on a...softer...whiter texture. Ran smiles as she watches your flesh slowly convert itself to cotton. As the cotton spreads down to your legs, they suddenly give way, bone and flesh being replaced by soft cotton. You look down at your now flattened, sock-like legs and scream.

Your hips have also been sockified, humanity melting away with pleasure, leaving nothing but soft white material behind. A seam appears on your hips, growing longer until it goes around the entirety of your lower half. Then, without warning, you split in half. It wasnt painful. In fact, splitting into two halves felt...good? You look back at your now severed lower half, seeing your legs, feet and genitals vanish into the field of soft white, looking more and more like a giant...sock? Oh no...

"Please! No!" You scream, as your arms and neck start to recede into your body "Please! I don't want to be a soc-" you say before being cut off by Rans foot, which she forced into your mouth. You panicked at first, shocked by the not so good taste of Rans foot sweat. However, after a moment you began to feel...calm?

"Shhhhh, enough of those pesky human emotions" Ran said, slowly moving her foot deeper into your mouth "a good sock doesnt need emotions".

"...a good sock doesnt need emotions" you think to yourself, mind numbing as your arms and neck finish their assimilation into your body. Ran looks at you, eyes filled with perverse joy. "A good sock lives to serve their owners feet~" Ran coos, foot moving ever deeper as your teeth and tongue merge into soft cotton, allowing more space for her foot to go inside.

"Good...sock...feet" your mind is getting duller. You cant form straight thoughts, your mind focused entirely on the beautiful kitsune feet slowly filling your form. You feel empty, as if you won't be complete until her foot has filled you entirely. You want more Ran feet. You need more Ran feet.

Ran grants your wish, placing her hand on your sock body, whispering "You are a good sock~". You feel warm inside, as your eyes and face vanish, your body now entirely transformed into a soft white sock. With that, she slides her foot entirely into you. You feel a surge of intense pleasure as your hollow form is filled with the warm, sweaty foot of the kitsune girl.

As she puts on the sock that was your lower half, you experience pleasure you didnt even think was possible. The warmth of her foot filling your form, the way her nails tickle the edge of your body, the way her foot sweat absorbs into your body's soft cotton. It's all too much.

Ran looks down at her new socks and smiles. She wiggles her toes, feeling the warmth from the soul of the human she turned into her sock, which made the former human far more comfortable and pleasurable to wear. She giggles, waving her hand and magically whisking away the former humans clothes, removing any trace that her socks were more than that.

She sighs and walks off, going to attend to her duties around the Yakumo house. Both you and Ran enjoying the pleasures you give eachother simply by her walking. You feel content, so happy that you get to be the socks for such a great mistress, forever and ever.

>>46598983
Item tf isn't really my thing, too bad end for me

>>46565321
Anons mistake was not moving fast enough to secure Eiki in the tits. If he had been faster, she wouldn't have been able to resist

>>46598983
You've got quite the imagination, Anon.
Writing's good in itself though.

>>46598983
GIWTWM

>>46591521
That was on a whole other level, wow

>>46608324
I kinda would want to be Nazrin just so every Touhou would have their breasts in my face, it'd be great

>>46591521
I love how the jannies ignore all the gross erp in that old thread but deleted sexy images of touhous. Didn't know jannies also liked fat cocks, cum and erp!

>>46610297
Don't think it would ever get annoying?

>>46614742
You would think that, yet there's lots of big tits in Gensokyo to get to be face to tits to! Accidentally getting a faceful of tits would always be blissful, or when I'm standing in front of one and they decide to use my head as a breast rest. And there's plenty of variety! Shou's breasts, Mamizou's breasts, Byakuren's breasts, and that is just in the Myouren Temple alone! When the Taoists come to visit Nazrin will get to a faceful of Tojiko's breasts, Seiga's breasts, Miko's...

Well Seiga's breasts are really big! It's a wonderful life to enjoy and the perks of being a short mouse!

>>46617001
I get what you're saying! I suppose most wouldn't really mind if it was just Nazrin getting a facefull from their perspective anyways

>>46619491
Running to Byakuren's massive tits by "accident" every day !
Standing under them during the daily bell ringing !
Quickly giving them a squeeze while her eyes are closed during prayer !
Using you innate mouse cuteness to get away with only a light chastising from an increasingly exasperated head monk !

>>46619538
Imagine using Nazrin's ability to find stuff to perfectly locate and intercept whatever breasts you feel like shoving your face into every day

Well, there's still some deliveries being waited on as far as I know, so . . new thread?

>>46622959
We had Meiling and Seiga, so Junko should be the obvious next choice

>>46622959
What deliveries are being waited on? >>46623067
Hmm, Junko could make for a fun story too, Anon seethes so hard at his inability to 1cc the lunarian menace in IN that he attracts the attention of Junko. Sadly his newfound ability to smash the lunarian menace (anon can't tell anymore if it's happening in game or for real) comes with the price of becoming the chinese girl. Not that Anon minds too much, he is Anon after all.

Continuing the Chinese Girl trend would be funny but personally I kinda want one with Beatoriche and Yukari

>>46623175
Still got the next chapter of the Urumi story I believe, Plus some other prompts mentioned but those aren't concrete of course.

>>46620469
I'd personally start a really big incident to get all the big players in Gensokyo together so I can push my face into the breasts of the Yakumos.

>>46630011
What if they don't let you?

>>46630011
Gensokyo suffers its largest incident in years purely so Nazrinon can be engulfed in gappy saggies

>>46636133
See you next thread anons