/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>POV: You've made eye contact with an exceptionally crazy hebi

I want this but with griffon, but im not sure what modern griffons would do

Offer your prayers for a good thread.

>>46501114
Modern griffons keep treasures in reinforced safes, so they're less tense now.

>>46501119
Please be gentle

>>46501114
I see mornern griffons as string smart librarians
smart clothes hiding muscle
that or a bodyguard, sunglasses and all

I declare this a reptilian thread. All other mamono with non-reptilian bodies need not apply.

Thank you.

>>46501114
That sally's ancestors must be so disappointed in her.

Have irresponsible sex with a black harpy

>>46501177
mammals begone and stay gone

>>46501210
Why? She's won many tournaments.
>>46501211
Starting a family with your wife is a lot of responsibility.

>>46501177
I'm about to play the world's sexiest game of peekaboo.

do you think monster girls would be disgusted by evil humans who willingly worked with monsters in the pre-monstergirl times?

>>46501211
>Get drunk at a tavern
>End up having sex with a just as drunk black harpy
>She shows up the next day saying she got knocked up so now the two of you can have sex without worrying

>And for my next trick, I will make you question your sexuality!

Monster girls stepping on my skull and spilling my brain on the floor

>>46501450
Tits where?

>And then he said he would give me 1000000 neopoints if I gave him the password to my account!

>>46501584
Ah, looks like we're losing the house. Time for suicide

>>46501573
You gotta work for 'em

>>46501597
No boobs, no deal.

>>46501450
>I will make you question your sexuality!
W-what did she mean by this bros?
I don't like where this birthday party is going.

>>46501573
>>46501824
She wants to show the pleasure of naizuri.

Worship monster feet (even if she's a lamia)

>>46501989
ms bunyip can tread on me

>>46501989
I do not understand how

>>46501989
I wonder how many Lamias are into worshiping feet of their husbands.

>>46501839
Can't I get a buttjob instead?

>>46502005
Woah!
Snexy feet!

>>46501839
That's a cruel joke

>>46501450
I wonder if she will still be smiling after being turned into a sweaty twitching mess with my seed oozing out of her gaping holes

>>46501989
i'd lick a demons purple feet

What if 2 hebis

slimy hebi tongue all over the body

>>46502354
There can only be one

So can you all give me an actual reason why ntr is bad and why you hate it?

The tactical cupid has been deployed

>>46502354
Both purple and you're good.

Grab a bowl, loser.

which monster girls give the best hugs?

>>46502544
Yeti and Bogey followed by bunyip and other sneks.

>>46501210
They wouldn't be if they knew how knowing to handle a fight stick translates into bedroom magic.

>>46502453
Why do mean, I'm leaving

>>46502544
Slightly chubby wock for optimal cushioning, with one of the tentacle mouths snaking down your pants

I'm sure Eros is a nice lady and all, but I just want to take love at my own pace, y'know? Don't need to be getting a wife before my life's in the right place!

>>46502632
I want full sized wock

>>46502832
They require a dormouse a day to keep their size.

>Kikimora meido unapologetically yelling out racial slurs when she sees something online she does not like
>Gets up and tends to you moments later and acts like nothing happened

>>46502868
>Kikimora meido unapologetically yelling
immediate rape correction
didn't read the rest tho

>>46502868
You kind of have to accept shog racism from your kikimora, it's their only "flaw."

>>46502652
Understood, a Houri squadron has been assigned to get your life to the right place (that is, your bedroom)

>>46502894
I'm talking about all forms of racism, real and MGE fantasy

>>46502832
Wock Fieri that has their own TV series where she drives to top tier eateries with her husband and somehow gets him covered in food she eats off of him

This monster was an unlikely choice to be anon's anxiety support monster

>>46502988
>have to please them all
>turns out its really easy
>and theyre their own cheer squad

Neko?

>>46503154

>>46502988
The rare coffeinated Dormouse?

>>46503232
She doesn't even need to be awake to serve that purpose though.

Why did catgirks become a thing?

Let the bodies hit the floor!

>>46503232
>coffeinated Dormouse?
When you find out Dormouses are already fed massive amounts of caffeine and uppers to limit their power.

>>46502894
>it's their only "flaw."
What about "being so cute that you can't help but want to pet them even when they are busy"?

What have you been feeding the elves? They're a lot taller and... more generously proportioned... than I remember from the storybooks...

>>46503320
Catgirks? Mek kot?

>>46503347
Being doted upon by her loving master is also a maid's job.

I want a super dere and touch feely dark brave to get assigned as my tour guide in Lescatie but she spends the whole time trying to impress me with how strong she is.

give your wife this

>>46503467
My lovely cyberpunk dystopia girl.

>>46503565
My wife makes that.

>>46501450
>question your sexuality
Did my roommate alp or what?

>>46502832
You can't handle full sized wock.

>>46503497
>Master, it's time for our daily cuddling session

>>46503621
your wife is an farm animal

>>46503565
she gave me a sly look and called me a "perverted mommy's boy" before chugging the whole thing, what's going on here?

>>46503326
what the dead maid say
it's just between us

>>46503743
Hope you like nursing handjobs and paizuri, buddy.

Keep your lawn mg free with our pre and post emergent mg control treatments.

>>46503565
I prefer spider milk

>>46503670
Is it morning already?

>>46503733
She's A farm animal. A lovely, precious little farm animal (large).

>>46503764
Hving MGs in the lawn is not a problem for most anons. The more pressing matter is how to keep my bedroom from being infested by several of them at the same time looking at me with a knowing face.

>>46503764
My lawn's not the problem, it's the bugs that I have to keep shooing away! It's like they're in my walls or something!

>>46503797
>(large).
how much large? i need photo evidence

>>46503565
I have been, my Kiki now makes enough dairy that we don't have to go for milk runs and my jinko is learning bosom based attack moves.

monster with average sized tits and average sized ass and an average personality and an average voice and an average age and an average hair colour and an average height and an average name and an average background and an average job and an average set of political beliefs and an average life?

>>46503347
Even though kikis are dog-birds, I can't help but imagine kiki acting like a cat when master pets her

>>46503835
On a scale of large to extra extra large? Cow.

>>46503906
it's okay to be wanted by a faceless succ mob (plural or single) no one will judge you

>>46503940
but what if she mobs me?

>>46503957
Use escape rope

>>46503957
You forgot to pay your dues to the mobfia, she'll be taking your single status now

>>46502608
>knowing to handle a fight stick
but look at that pic again: she's a filthy mixbox (controller buttons that imitate ASD[spacebar] of a keyboard) user
her husband punishes her regularly with anal sex for being a button mashing weakling

>>46503957
Enjoy your mobface succ kids with mobface succ wife

I want to get overwhelmed by a mob faced pack of zombies

I am looking for a tentacle story. It is about a guy that got matchmaked with a tentacle. It was kinda like Iron-Beast's MG roulette but it doesn't seem to be from him and I have no idea who else it could be.

>>46504062
M9b?

>>46504141
What?

>>46504141
I don't care for the s&w reboot

>>46504143
You've encountered a wild phoneposter. Probably some bratty gyaru too young to understand simple terms like "mob," "cartridge," or "compact disc."

Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a shog world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just shog
Like him inside and outside

Shog his house
With a shog little window
And a shog corvette
And everything is shog for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

>bad news KC couldn't release a new race b4 April due to work and personal matters roadblocks
>good news the new girl should be pumped out early to mid April, which hopefully will feel like it's flying by.

>>46504206
time isn't a big deal. it comes when it comes

Remember that constant improvement for the waifu is needed.
>Never get to show off doing a handstand pushup for the Kiki wife.

Switching to your side-gob is faster than reloading

>>46504206
Nice, new girl this month.

>>46504265
What are you doing to improve yourself anons? Being the best people we can be is what our waifus deserve.

>>46504210
not everyone got time, sometimes there're those whose time runs out sooner than others, so seeing KC back at making these fairly frequently, bi-monthly new race releases, is a nice sight/blessing.

>>46504353
Physically weightlifting and running is always a good start.
Never needs to be giant leaps, small steps help just as much.

Which way anon?

>>46504353
I just signed up for some volunteer work. If it works out I can make it a weekly thing.

>>46504454
This art is trash

>>46504454
The main ingredient of bird shot bird repellant is grape flavoring

>>46504191
SHOG'S GOO
NOT KIKI SHE WOULD DIE
NOT KIKIIII SHE WOULD DIE
NOT KIKI SHE WOULD DIE

>>46503326
The stench in the room must be absolutely repulsive with so many dead bodies in there.

>>46504353
i got a job and have been on it for almost a year now
i don't like it but that's how low quality jobs are, i'm not educated enough to get money doing what i'm interested in doing because learning to do it costs money

>>46504555
They don't call it "the funk of fourty thousand years" for nothing, anon.

>>46504191
I'm shog da ba dee, da ba dieee, da ba dee, da ba die, da ba dee, da ba die

>>46504555
Speak for yourself. I thoroughly clean my zombies and treat them with rejuvenating oils to treat any bad odors or skin conditions.

>>46504562
Congratz! Have you looked at community college or the trades? Apprenticeships often pay extremely well. Community college could open the door for a degree. You can often go to them debt-free or even get help with living expenses.

>>46504577
Okay, but what do you do when her eyeballs fall out or her ear slops off?

>>46504583
That only happens to starving or neglected zombies. As they are rejuvenated with magic and mana their bodies hold together well.

>>46504581
i'm currently stuck in a foreign country i don't fancy staying in for too long, just waiting for the shit in my homeland to blow over.
if i started college here, with a foreign language, i'd go insane from being overwhelmed quite frankly.

But enough about IRL. Tell me which is the seventh most monster girl you'd cuddle and sleep with. For me, it's the Ittan-momen blanket.

>>46504353
>What are you doing to improve yourself anons?
Didn't kill myself

>>46504626
You mean like seventh place on a cuddle-list?

>Kiki meido that insists on giving your face a tongue bath twice a day, first thing in the morning and before dinner

>>46503771
>milk the spider cow
>nothing bad actually happened
>a smooth and safe, albeit an erotic experience

>>46501109
I'm going to subtly flirt with very a mentally unstable hebi.

>>46504353
I exercise but I'm dying for getting a good job opportunity, my last campaign ended on December and despite giving several curriculums still not a single call. The situation in my country is quite dire but I'm not giving up.

>>46504702
>mentally unstable hebi.
Bit redundant

>>46504637
Yes
We've heard enough about everyones' top one, top three, and top five. Give the seventh one a try. You won't be sad if it's with her, surely there's hundreds of worse monstergirls to cuddle.

>>46504353
struggling through college. working on a grad school application
monsters like smart guys, right?

>>46504676
Miss Ushi, contrary to popular belief, is very rational and understanding.

>>46504752
Wurm bait.

>>46504710
Fingers crossed for you.
>>46504752
Absolutely. You will surely attract the attention of many Hakutaku as well. Alternatively, find a group of wurms and wow them with your intellect until they worship you as a god.

I wish to see a representation of harmonic motion using a wriggling wurm increasing in frequency until she becomes a standing wave

>>46504713
For hebis mentally unstable=sane. An insane hebi is a step above. Expect her to cry and scream at you in zipangese whenever a woman is in your eyesight for a single microsecond

>>46504777
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

>>46504140
Did the tentacle pretend to be a shoggoth and act like a maid? I'm 90% sure the story you're talking about was one of Spidernon's. Unfortunately he kinda went nuts a few months ago and asked everyone to delete his stories.

The MGC Stop and Frisk Laws are insane, officer Wan told me she has to inspect my penis to insure I am not smuggling condoms. She also said she will be taking some of my semen to enter it into the database to make sure I am not connected to any other crimes, strangely enough she insisted that I deposit it inside of her in the back of the patrol car per department policy. Complete lack of standards as you would have thought it should have been in an evidence container or something.

>>46504860
>Waiiiiiit a minute... You're not the penis inspector!

>>46504904
She is today and every day for the rest of your life.

>>46504904
Now officer wan is insisting that I move in with her, so she can keep a closer eye on my activities, says during the day I can assist her with her investigation and at night I will be riding along with her.

>>46504710
>my last campaign
Are you a mercenary or something?

>>46504970
No, I'm an engineer that specializes on geological exploration, the exploration zone or the goal is called a campaign, and since we got an all time highest corruption in my country (Chile) there has been in investment on economy, manufacturing or even resource production so several mines including a giant in the country closed so I'm fighting a spot in the job market with several people that got laid out with 15+ years of experience vs a young nobody that hasn't even filled the 2+ years of experience on the field, this is what happens when an ignorant elitist socialist youth takes over a country.

>>46505001
Wait Chile is a real country?

>>46505013
No, it's just a prank that Peru and Argentina pulled on Bolivia to cockblock them from the sea.

>>46505013
>>46505049
Stop joking around, everyone knows chile is the stuff they give you in packets at your local hole-in-the-wall Chinese restaurant to put on top of your mediocre chow mein.

>>46504860
Considering that guy is crouching Officer Wan is looks pretty short.

>>46505078
Shortstack Hellwans are not to be underestimated.

>>46505092
>Shortstack Hellwans are not to be underestimated.
I will, even more now.

I desire a bratty claustro to dom me

>>46505078
She's part Dachshund probly.

>>46504797
Silent_II's loss will always hurt more than Spidernon.

>>46504140
>>46504797
There's Julia the Totally Real Shoggoth by Sidernon. That's the one anon was thinking of with the maid. I can upload that if you'd like.

See image for a few more.
In addition, there's Black Hole Sun by Silent_II

>>46505078
Shortstack Hellwans are to be bullied because runts are weak

i personally like my heckdogs to be big and dumb. but also an absolute sweetheart without a single mean bone in her body.

>>46505160
I like them with one mean bone in their body, mine.

>>46505203
what if she asks you to be gentle? how mean is your bone going to be then?

Being a hellhound is a state of mind.
It is an identity that any dog can assume.
Yes, even the smallest of smol kobolds can become a hellhound.
All they have to do is believe (and eat a lot of jiff)

>Raiju tries to pull the noodle into kiss trick
>except the noodle is a copper wire

i know what we should do

So the infantilization and feminizing of men IRL is bad and problematic. But infantilizing men in MGE is good because mamono actually live and care for men?

>>46505350
Yes

>>46505350
>infantilization and feminizing of men IRL
This is one of those "touch grass" moments

>>46501098
No one ever wants to talk about Yuri County.

There is literally a type of kami in japanese that live in your house and curse you with poverty, and they are literally called binbokami. KC really needs to tap more into japanese myth.

>46505501
anon

>>46505122
That would be appreciated. Although I am skeptical it is actually that story. I don't recall anything about shoggoths being there, the Silent_II one certainly wasn't it. Still I'll take it.

>>46505515
And lemme guess, they're friends with and or conspire with Danukis to make hapless anons poor and compel them to date and marry Danukis to escape from poverty?

>>46505501
Kill yourself faggot.

>>46505548
Sorry I can't be more help. Here's the text file.
https://gofile.io/d/dJ2vpf

>>46505573
Ignore him he’s been doing that shit for almost a year now same old garbage most likely hates himself.

>>46505584
That actually seems to be it. Thanks.

>>46505560
Watch it’s just some Danuki hag that’s tapped into the power of lilims and is now claiming she’s a goddess, deserves rape correction.

>>46505597
Happy to help. I wish tentacle girls got more love.

>>46505560
I was thinking more of like an independant demon-like woman with a mature voloptuous body(in reference to the more pop culture meaning to their name), that get inside random anons houses and slowly curse them with bad financial luck until pleased with a bowl of miso(similarly like in their myth), or generally food.
They are described as havinf a fan to draw in the smell of food, and you can capture them while they are eating. In the MGfied version, you would get to decide if to kick her out(like you usually would) or "keep her" inside your house fed so that she doesn't cause trouble.
Or something like that.

>>46505612
And another way of dispelling that poverty curse or making yourself immune to her is by marrying a danuki or a rich person, even just a mere millionaire?

mgs for Chopin: Nocturnes, Op. 9 - No. 2 in E Flat Major. Andante

>>46505608
Well I'm glad that they at least got remembered while the sports thing began, they are good girls and should not be forgotten.

>>46505638
Nope, that would just make you and your Danuki fall to poverty eventually as the bad karmafrom the Bimbogami accumulates.

>>46505654
I didn't care for that actually, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who appreciates them. Good girls indeed.

>>46505515
With Gods like those it's no wonder more turn to foreign Gods or worse, demon worship.

>>46505652
Stern Kiki pianist teacher that's looking for a useless Master to give him a hard training regimen and turn him into the best pianist this side of the ocean
Conversely, a very calm and composed vampire that likes taking strolls around in the night and harrasing orderite priests.

>>46504353
Not sure, at this point in my life I am done with my education, have a decent job, and have maintained a mostly healthy body outside of some genetic issues beyond my control. My wizard powers aren't going to be anything impressive until the portals open and mana floods through.

>>46505681
There are an array of deities in Shinto from purely benevolent, to mischevious to harmful. It has kept the variety and complexity of local religion well.

>>46505681
I want that demon to use me as a chair.

>>46505696
I know, I just wanted to poke fun at it.

>>46505681
I can tell she’s a dork with ears drooping like that.

>>46505681
Demons just want you to be loved and happy. They even want you to worship Eros and the Fallen Goddess!

Imagine you're just walking down the street and an mg pick you up, cures your terminal illness, and sets you back down

>>46505710
But can she cure mental illnesses?

>>46501098
Please be polite and courteous to the quest giver

I want to fuck crazy monsters who will lock me away in their rooms.

>>46505738
>Why is there a plural?

How would a yan Kunoichi work?

odd yip

>>46505748
Yandere Harem: Battle Royale!

a hero searching for his mg?

>>46505773
Unicorn most likely.

All i want is a mg version of Steven Seagal

I want Druella to put me in my place.

>>46505791
I want you to kill yourself.

This monster wants you to Live, Love, Laugh!

>>46505791
She's just a cook!

>>46505821
Hagshire

>>46505821
The mad hagter

>>46505591
Been nearly 15 months now actually.

I wish there was an invisble woman mg like pic related.

Why are there slimes at the engineering school?
Because they are fluid mechanics.

>>46505869
INCREDIBLE HOW YOU CAN
SEE RIGHT THROUGH HER

>>46501608

>>46505883
I love undead milk

Middle aged Cheshire using memes from 2012

New comm
It's fine I suppose. I like the baphomet scythes so I thought I'd have a cool pose or something.

>>46505905
Those hooves look kinda weird, they don't bend like that. There's a joint in top of the hoof that goes forward when standing and goes backward when the hoof is in the the air, it shouldn't go forward without holding bodyweight.

>>46505905
scythes are good for dramatic poses

>>46505915
That's something I wasn't aware of actually. Is that how real goat hooves work?

You know how video games have special zombies? What if mge had zombie variants? I don't mean like subspecies, I mean variations of the basic zombie like a runner zombie.

>>46505905
Baphomets aren't my cup of tea but nice I guess.

>>46505942
>runner zombie
Undead Cockatrice.

>>46505942
sex maybe

>>46505897
It would be always nice and cold

>>46504206
Thank god we have other artists. But thanks for this update about a profile releasing in six months.

>>46505922
That's how all hooves work

>>46504758
And cute

>Discover a hidden room in your home
>It's filled to the brim with DVDs
>They're all sex tapes of you and your Kikimora maid, all with professional looking covers
>Some of them are one off titles like "Backseat Buttfuck" which you're pretty sure is from that time you two had sex in a rental car
>Others are parts of a series, like Violated Maid 319, Anal Adventures 204, and Sticky Quickie 99
>You hear the door open behind you
>You whip around and your maid is standing there holding another DVD simply titled "Impregnation 1"
>She notices you looking at it
>"Ah, sorry Master... or should I say Papa? I should have told you sooner. But now we can get started on the first entry in a new series. How would you like to film the first volume of Pregnant Pumping right here?"

>>46505922
It's just ungulate hooves in general. Long story short the coffin joint is what helps maintain the weight distribution on the surface area of the hoof of the cow/horse/goat/etc.

>>46505986
>Releasing in six months
>He consistently has been making them public every 3 months
Dilate, Mick. You'll never get your free art.

I will nicely ask a monster to not rape me.
She will surely listen since I even said Please

>>46506008
You're the worst part of these threads.

oh great, he's spamming dogshit Blue Archive "art" again

>>46506008
Huh, the more you know.
I'll try to keep this in mind for future comms. Is the drawing good otherwise?

guys I think something is wrong with my kiki

>>46506020
Its just a phase, she'll grow out of it

>>46506011
>Your plea makes you cuter in her eyes
>She now wants to rape you harder
>She does in fact rape you harder and longer

>>46506020
she just had a little evil juice, it will wear out in a hour

>>46506020
>no feral kiki that can only communicate in bird-like screeches
why even live

>>46506015
You seem to have a real dislike of monster girls outside of a single franchise. Maybe you should go somewhere more specific?

>>46506018
i feel like goat tails get missed a lot. they're cute.

>>46506038
Take your gachaslop back to /vg/.

>>46506041
Her tail is pretty short so it's hidden in from this perspective.
Although I've forgotten it in the past.

>>46506012
You've been in constant hemorrhoidic asspain for 15 months now because you felt the need to slide into the DMs of a Japanese artist you'll never meet to beg for free art, and you spam your slop every fucking day, in every fucking thread. So pot, meet kettle.

>>46506007
>Anon suddenly discovers he has fans he didn't know existed
>Mamano of all shapes and sizes see him and want his autograph
>At first he feels embarrased until the awards show and convention
>Anon is quite vanilla compared to the rest of the nominees
>I pat him on the back, hey it's nice to see something vanilla for a change, me? I starred in Big Hounds Small Human 1-9 and the 72 hour extended Gangbang Danuki Directors cut back in the early 90s
It could be worse anon.

How bad of an idea would it be to start singing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" after my dark mage wife has a nasty fall?

>>46506058
>"But I'm a dark mage."
Oh, no, Anon. She's autistic.

>>46506038
Have you downloaded the app?
Did you try for Ichika or Kasumi?

Kiss your kiki.

>>46506080
How else do you think I pay them?

Okay, so I know the last attempts didn't go so greatly but surely THIS time Druella's gonna fall for my diabolical trap! I put a lot of work into it, and the 5 copper coins the Order donated to my cause got put to really good use on a better quality rope than last time!

I want to drink the jub juice

>>46506139
She looks reliable and not sex obsessed. I just get the feeling that if I party up with her she's at least going to wait until we make camp.

>>46506139
>>46506149
No she looks like the type that would absolutely lean against her sword stuck in the ground and take it from behind

>>46506195
that mana pool isn't going to refill itself
well it might but it'd take too long

>>46506212
>ANON I NEED MANA
>We are in the middle of a fight!
>DON'T CARE, DROP THOSE PANTS
Really should have put more points into her mana pool, kinda hard to focus on the battle while getting a blowjob, y'know?

>>46506220
turn based combat

>>46506076
Not that far yet. got this catgirl.

Y'all are being too lewd. It is the time of cute, cuddly mamono who do heartwarming, non-lewd things with each other.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
Roll for 3 mamono.
Pick a cute, non-lewd activity for you 4 to engage in.

>>46506147
you cant handle jub juice
just stick with diet jub

>>46506270
Fuck off.

>>46491367
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/54876778
I did not expect the reference in that gif

>>46506283
You guys kinda gaslighted me. It's Japanese as fuck.

>>46506273
>siren
>dorome
>alp
Probably just a fun night of karaoke, snacks and games desu. Maybe end it doing stargazing or some stereotypical romance stuff, iunno. Not too sure what to do to keep a dorome happy besides just vibing.

Mistaking a Korean for a Japanese or the other way round is a good way to get punched in the face.

>>46506292
>
Fuck off back to /vg/ you cretin.

>Mick gets a reminder of his 15 months of absolute failure
>starts seething and gachaposting
Mick, stop. Seriously. Only you can end this shitty chapter of your life

>>46506312
it cant be 15 months, can it, that seems too short

>>46506312
>>46506337
I'm convinced you come here to complain about your internet boogitymen and you don't actually care about monstergirls

>>46506337
Oh yeah, he's been at it for a loooong time
>Cait Sith Fag
>Also Cu Sith fag on /monster/
>Shills furry on /monster/, got bullied for it.
>Posts cuckshit on /trash/
>Used to shit up the /vg/ thread before with the same shit he does here.
>Is the cause of the rpg update when posting on /jp/
>Is the cause of ntrposting on /jp/, as currently seen now.
>Snitched to KC, confirming his identity. @catcatcat11151 on twitter.
>Is the retard who keeps doomposting on /jp/ every single day.
>Complains that those who hate him are far-right to KC directly.
>Is a confirmed irishman

>>46506371
cry all you want irish cockroach, just do it elsewhere

worship angels.

>>46505122
Where can I read tentacled librarian and tentacle thing? Are those also taken down?
>>46505608
I love the contrast between their personality and their appearance, they get the best art.

>>46506439
thanks ms angel

>>46506456
this angel is pretty suspicious

>>46506460
a close call; got to watch out for those heart pupils

>>46506456
>That tiny speck of stick to show the halo is fake
Awesome

Good night bros
Remember to join the matchmaking league in your dreams so you can make a hag happy on TV

>>46506486
Eat shit, faggot.

>>46506497

>>46501227
those big soft sniddies
suckable midnight snack snilk
it's good for your snones

>>46502458
drunk on hatter ass
firm like cold frozen mochi
she makes mushrooms grow

>>46506085
kiki and anon
racist on the internet
meant for each other

>>46506501
Why's he always so mad?

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that calling a medusa snexy is a good way to get stoned.
She's going to make sure you're rocked for taking such easy puns for granite.
Rock pun

>>46505834
BUILT FOR TEEN COCK

>>46506541
I love chocolate

monstergirls for worst late night driving co-pilot?

Surely you can trust cats?

>>46506566
jubjub

>>46506569
Always trust cats.

>>46506685
even cheshire?

>>46506691
Yes.

>>46506691
Yup

>>46506691
Oui.

>>46506743
>Cheshire
>Speaks french
Hold on a second....

>>46506761
You know too much

>>46506766
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED, I WILL N

>>46506774
Work in the wonderland baguette factory

>>46506694
I want a cheshire cat's tongue in my mouth. Likewise, I want to put my tongue in a cheshire cat's mouth!

>>46506848
frog kiss?

>>46506870
Yes, a very deep, passionate kiss in the mucus toad style. Though obviously with a lot less throat rape on account of her tongue being no where near as long as a mucus toad's.

Okay, but would you pick a cheshire's nose?

>>46506877
You can boop it

>>46506038
>Maybe you should go somewhere more specific?
The joke here is that you and your gacha spamming buddies are the ones in the wrong place. This is /jp/ and every post and image should be directly related to Japanese culture and interests as per the board rules. The only reason people keep forgetting this is because of useless or malicious moderation completely ignoring this rule in our case.

>>46504353
I’m finally looking at a camper for my little truck so I can go on that mountain trip I’ve dreamt of while I still have a bit of money and freedom. I’ve been organizing my finances lately, but just because funding it’s going to be a pain in the ass and I’m not sure if I’ll be able to make money during my last leg of college. Hopefully some monster doesn’t rape me deep innawoods haha

>>46504353
I don't sperg out here, drunk or not

>>46506443
I'll upload them tomorrow.

Imagine cuddling with an anubis

>>46507003
big ol' ears

>>46506288
I looked it up and some readers were confused by the gif, which makes it even more hilarious, because I know it they belong to a younger generation.

>>46507003
Very organized

Oh wait, dothog story was a bait for 1 April fool and I fell for it. I don't understand anything

I wonder if gargoyles like to assume the most exaggerated, uncomfortable-looking sex positions imaginable whenever the sun rises to make everyone think she and her husband were just going at it that HARD

>>46507191
That's a funny thought.
I'm going to end our cute, 12 hour gentle cuddle session by suddenly jumping up and planting my nuts on her forehead for all to see.

>>46507003
*doesn't imagines*
What now

>>46507170
You should have a Kiki sit on your lap and read the story for you to enjoy it.

>>46506011
Tell her you're already married, just recently, so you don't have your wife's mark yet. She'll understand and won't rape you.

>>46507204
In a perfect world, yes but it's.all.ogre

>>46507204
>tfw you will never make kiki read the raunchiest most degenerate stories while having her jerk you off

>>46507226
she speaks gaelic

>>46507232
And? Scotts are good peoples

>>46507237
What if anon is english?
She will destroy him.

>>46507237
Shetland centaurs are the cutest.

>>46507245
I'm not an anglo therefore I'm happy

>>46507245
Revenge for Flodden

>>46507269
Barbarian monster who could never be romantic.

sneed

>>46507269
God how I want to sleep on huge monster titty.

>>46507237
>Scotts
...

>>46507289
feed

>>46507301
Gaelic is not Scotts original language?

>>46507237
>>46507301
>>46507331
set the kelp on him lads

>>46506933
Favorite reviewers girl? For me it's the salamander.

Ah, Gaelic is also from Ireland, well they're good lads too expect for a few rotten apples

>>46507237
>>46507331
anon...
its scots

Gaelic?
Scots?
Dear, please, speak the Queen's English, if you don't mind. I don't mean to be rude or anything, but I can't understand hide nor hair of your highlander gobbledegook.

>>46507356
fugggg

>>46507373
queens english is the bastard child of french, youve mangled your own language with your enemy

>>46507417
I would happily make mangled bastard children with an english hatter and french vampire.

>>46507426
French vampires are depraved enough to put garlic in their food of their own accord.

>>46507426
Imagine the pillow talk.

Ok but what about a harem consisting of an English Hatter, a Scottish Kelpie, an Irish Banshee, a Spanish Minotaur, a French Vampire, a German Wight, a Dutch Holstaur, an Italian Satyros, a Polish Kiki, a Finish Whitehorn, and Russian Jinko.

>Cheshire cat that bullies you into licking her ass crack

>>46507486
Why a german wight?
Also luxembourgian danuki.

>>46507486
These are all mge girls.

Nobody gonna stop me from fucking some 500 lbs 'wocks

>>46507486
And a Swedish Ratatoskr.

>>46507496
Do you prefer P'orc?

>>46505515
>binbokami
More like bimbokami, stealing all my luck and storing it in her huge boobs, bouncy bubble butt, and dick-sucking lips.

>>46507538
Finally someone got it.

>>46507486
Nah, better harem:
>2 Spanish minotaurs
>1 Greek minotaur
>1 German holst
>2 Danish holsts
>1 Far-East Russian hakutaku

>>46507578
I see you like bull heads.

>>46507578
Anon lost in the cow pussy more than a minotaur gets lost in a maze

>>46507510
That one alice you meet a few minutes into your Wonderland adventure will.
>"Heya Anon!"
>Impossible to resist urge to at least give her one headpat
>"Hehe Anon, you're super nice."
>Irresistible smile makes you wanna give her a hug
>"Mmm, I like when big brother hugs me" as she looks into your eyes with innocent affection
>At that moment, your desire to obese dragon wanes and you just wanna spend a little more time with her to make sure she's alright
>"I got some legos. Do you wanna play?"
>End up spending the entire day at her house playing with her legos, having a tea party with her dolls, and playing this old NES she has (you let her win because you can't stand to see her smile gone)
>Even go as far as to stay the night with her (she even has a large bed, queen sized, for someone her size)
>You don't even remember why you came to Wonderland in the first place anymore
>You just want to protect your little sister's smile.

>>46507496
The term wight probably originated in an old geemanic language so I figured why not, plus there’s a lot of castles in Germany.

>>46507629
Bring back wights that turn men into zombies via draining touch.

>>46507331
Well, in the context of originality, the original inhabitants of modern day Scotland were Picts that spoke Pictish which was insulated from (Irish) Gaelic and closer to southern British Celtic. A large part of the "Irish Scots" people (Ireland used to be called Scotland by Romans and Anglos, while Scotland was Pictland and later Alba), who lived in the NE of Ireland and SW of today-Scotland eventually overtook them due to Viking bullshit on the other coast and introduced Gaelic. But relatively little ethnic cleansing actually took place, and so the Scots of today are certainly not Irish Scots of back then because of this fusion, both in ethnicity and language. And the further north you go, the more Pictish the people look and sound. So REALLY, the original language of the modern day Scots would most appropriately be nameMMMPHH!! MMMMMFF MM-MMMM MMMM! MMMMMMMPHA HELP HELP ME I CANT BRMHHPMHHH

>>46507616
NO! NOTHING STANDS IN MY WAY OF GROPING AND SQUISHING BROWN MUFFINTOP 'WOCK BELLY! I WILL TERRORIZE ENTITE WONDERLAND IF I HAVE TO

>>46507331
Gay-elic.
Heh...

Wock's so fat, her stomach is its own demon realm!

>Decide to check what the kids are watching these days
>Download WickWock
>See Ms. breasts video about 100 guys being hunted by monster girls and the last to get raped wins, Kiki trying to to clean for a whole month challenge and Being buried alive with undead for a whole week challenge
So this is what's all the rage these days, huh?

>>46507510
>>46507701
>Wocks are fat hahaha
I FUCKING HATE THIS MEME JABBERWOCKS ARE NOT FAT THEY ARE PETITE AND HAVE HOURGLASS FIGURES FAT JABBERWOCKS ARE RARE AND ONLY GET SO BECAUSE MAMANO MANA MAKES THEIR BODY CHANGE TO MATCH HIS PREFERENCES IF I HEAR ONE MORE JABBERWOCK FAT JOKES IM GOING TO FUCKING LOSE IT

>>46507703
buncha nonsense if you ask me, think I'll get off the internet and go out for something at WockWok

>>46507735
sorry anon but wockanon has ruined me

>>46507703
>ms. breasts
trying and failing to not giggle

>>46507735
I need to see a muscle Wock.

Calling wocks fat and baiting them to into rape correcting you!

>>46507735
All jabberwock lovers are into bbws so it's not like they have a choice

I am late for my appointment with Psycho the Rapist.

Could Shoggy teach me how to perform cunnilingus?

>>46507823
She will, but you better not try this with non-slime girls later

>>46507701
Full of dormice and cheshires and the occasional boy that didn't want to marry her.

>>46507830
Why, would her advice not apply there?

>>46507839
She's expanding.

>>46507830
How would you even preform cunnilingus on a slime? Do you just lick the core like it’s the fruit in one of those weird old jello cakes?

>>46507893
The slimes are human shaped don't overthink and just shove your mouth into the goo crotch

>>46507906
Yes, slime access to your brain is never a bad idea.

>>46507909
i'd give ms shog admin access

>>46507909
only if she has G cup or above.

>>46504454
Grape i always wanted a night elf wife

>>46508110

>>46508146
This manga never hit home for me. Maybe I just don't like school settings.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't help Miss Apophis overthrow Queen Pharaoh

Hehe, squidmark

>>46508214
she will have less time for sex and cuddles once she is running a country.

>>46508232
Yes, Apophis should be a good housewife.

>>46508214
Lamias can unhinge their jaws, anon. Don't do it.

>>46508232
>Pharaoh is busy having sex
>Apophis is busy having sex
>Anubis is busy having sex
>Sphinx is busy having sex
Who is running the country?