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Welcome to the Goodburger, home of the Goodburger. Can I take your order?

>> No.4648729

I would like to not be eaten, please.

>> No.4648735

Yuuka can eat me any time she pleases.

>> No.4648736

>>4648728
This anon learns fast.

Yuuka having you for dinner is not as nice as it sounds.

>> No.4648898

>>4648736


Stuff Yuka with burgers so she won't eat me.

>> No.4649381

>>4648898
I'd stuff Yuka if you know what I mean.

>> No.4649388

>>4649381


With Yuka that can mean two things..

>> No.4649398
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>>4648729
Yuka will kill you and rape the body.

>> No.4649413

>>4649398


Yuka won't do shit. She has not eaten a single one of us yet. Just a tease really...

>> No.4649414
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>>4648728

Silly men she the plants eat for her.

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>>4649413
Good joke.

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>>4649381
In Soviet Gensokyo, Yuka stuffs you.

>> No.4649426

>>4649421
Nothing against this.

>> No.4649441

>>4649414


Fire makes plants die...

>> No.4649448
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>>4649441
Yuka is immune to fire.

>> No.4649453

>>4649448
Her beloved sunflowers however, are not.

>> No.4649458

>>4649453
That would be a terrible mistake. I hope you're prepared for the consequences.

>> No.4649456
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>>4649441
Go to your garden, pick a flower, use a lighter to set it on fire
>why wont it burn?
Because plants don't burn easily. They're full of fludis etc...

>> No.4649467

>>4649456
1 Make napalm
2 Set her sunflowers on fire
3 ???
4 profit!

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>> No.4649471

>>4649456


You have not made many fires have you? I've cut down and burned green trees.. and melted my grill..


I kinda wonder if I should leave fire alone now..

>> No.4649475

>>4649467
5. Death

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>>4649467
Is that so~

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>>4649467

>> No.4649483

She has the power to make plants grow. If you ruin her gardens she can fix them.

>> No.4649495

yuuka-chan kawaii yo yuuka-chan

>> No.4649497

>>4649483


So.. we just want to upset her a little..

>> No.4649505

>>4649497
I'm sure you Americans were thinking the same thing when you killed in Vietnam, we just want to upset the soviets a bit~

>> No.4649508

>>4649505
lol wut. Nice generalization, fuckwad.

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>>4649467
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBznGSQfl5E

Only a lowlife would do such a thing

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>>4649467
>Napalm
>In Gensokyo
>No chemical industry infrastructure of any sort

Not gonna happen bro.

>> No.4649519

>>4649505
>implying napalm was used on anyone who didn't deserve it
Oh you liberals.

>> No.4649522

>>4649513
They have to have some sort of chemical industry et least to produce newspaper ink.

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>>4649522
Aya makes her own out of crushed kappa shells.

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>> No.4649528
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4649528

Forget napalm, let's use agent orange instead. Delicious Yuka's tears.

>> No.4649530

>>4649513
Just make Mokou pee a bit or something.

>> No.4649543

>>4649530


she pisses fire? i feel so bad for her..

>> No.4649546

>>4649530
Burning while peeing, I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure that's a sign of a STD.

>> No.4649549

>>4649543
No, but I bet her pee is hot and burns.

>> No.4649553

>>4649527
This always induces a sort of makes me want to die from moe feeling.

>> No.4649557
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>>4649528
>Delicious Yuuka's Tears
More like 'delicious Yuuka's magic tricks'.

Watch Yuuka make every human in Gensokyo disappear

>> No.4649559

>>4649553
You are typing horribly today, Croatia,

>> No.4649568

Yuka is crazy because the flowers grow
Yuka is crazy because the flowers bloom
Yuka is crazy because the flowers wilt
Yuka is crazy because the flowers die

>> No.4649578

I wonder how Yuka feels about Winter..

She must be all for global warming.

>> No.4649579
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>>4649568
I wonder if Gensokyo had it's TV station would Yuka have a gardening show?

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>>4649579
Probably not. She seems like the kind of person who'd prefer to keep to herself.

And watering her plants with the blood of the overly curious probably wouldn't go down very well with her human audience, or Byakuren's 'youkai are people too' movement.

>> No.4649622

>>4649609


There is an idea.. can Byakuren talk Yuka into joining her? Together they would be invincible...

>> No.4649626
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>>4649622
I suppose if she could convince people that she isn't a youkai's youkai. But Yuuka is pretty much the textbook definition of why humans don't get along with youkai.

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>>4649559
Hey, just like every day!

>> No.4649641

>>4649622
Theres a manga about that, go read it. I don't personally like it very much.

>> No.4649643

>>4649622
>>4649626
Read Chado's Yuka x Byakuren.

Pretty OOC, but still fun.

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>>4649626

>> No.4649659

>>4649643
>>4649641


Link me! I'll read it after work!

>> No.4649660

>>4649641
You mean a doujin.

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>>4649648
Does Yuuka speak so pretentiously and confusingly in the original Japanese of the doujin or is it just a bad translation?

>> No.4649676

>>4649669
Looks like CGRascal.

>> No.4649682

>>4649660
A manga is a manga a doujin manga is still a manga. You like a fanmade comic is still a comic.

>>4649659
http://cgrascal.wordpress.com/2010/02/08/yuuka-vs-byakuren/
http://cgrascal.wordpress.com/2010/02/04/yuuka-vs-byakuren-reloaded/

>> No.4649683

>>4649659
http://www.mediafire.com/?rjt2wgtdnzn

>> No.4649694

>>4649682
It's still a doujin work.

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Boat in one hand, bitch in the other, causing havoc

>> No.4649759

>>4649682
>>4649683


thanks bro's.

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